Russell Peters | Hostage or Girlfriend?

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • #Throwback #CrowdWork #JustHavingFun #DontBeSensitive #RussellPeters #StandUpComedy #MySecretVault #PrivateFiles

Комментарии • 434

  • @JESUS-666
    @JESUS-666 3 года назад +1423

    He’ll never be late in his life again. Ever.

  • @SakarApte
    @SakarApte 3 года назад +1513

    Her face when marriage pops up 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 3 года назад +39

      out of all the faces she made that one lol

    • @Game-iv8lc
      @Game-iv8lc 3 года назад +39

      She wants the 💍

    • @fightingspirit6520
      @fightingspirit6520 2 года назад +11

      @@Game-iv8lc and it cost the 💣 bomb

    • @Sandeep-qt1nv
      @Sandeep-qt1nv 2 года назад +4

      remember that face of a woman trying to solve all the mathematical equations?

    • @cmacpan
      @cmacpan 2 года назад +6

      Her face was like nope

  • @kanaankanaan2661
    @kanaankanaan2661 3 года назад +953

    Man has been there for 30 seconds and he just wishes he didnt come in 😂😂😂😂

    • @fanpage9142
      @fanpage9142 3 года назад +29

      After the show, he said to her - remember when we were late cause of your makeup again! :D

    • @lunagrace5239
      @lunagrace5239 3 года назад +5

      If you go to see this guy , and laugh at his jokes, you should be more than ok with being making fun off

    • @fanpage9142
      @fanpage9142 3 года назад

      @@lunagrace5239 I dont want to mess with Luna-tic, I'd rather Grace :D

    • @ndkproduction318
      @ndkproduction318 3 года назад +1

      Instant regret

    • @javlonbozorov7169
      @javlonbozorov7169 3 года назад +1

      I was about to like but i saw uve got 444likes. So i didnt ruin it 😅

  • @BenHayat
    @BenHayat 3 года назад +634

    Freaking Russel is so quick. He comes up with shit so fast. That's what makes him so great and funny. Real LIVE standup.

    • @johnleno503
      @johnleno503 3 года назад +1

      Are you Arab?

    • @ADAMHAQUE77
      @ADAMHAQUE77 3 года назад +3

      .. I am getting worried, used to be a great Russell Peters fan.. These days after his divorce, most of his material is abrasive, crude, vulgar & blatantly racist.. If he tried those "religiously loaded" lines / banter mocking half his audience in South London = We would throw our chairs at him.. Mr.R-P fix up !!

    • @BenHayat
      @BenHayat 3 года назад +17

      @@ADAMHAQUE77
      He is sort of eccentric and he does get carried away sometimes a bit too much. But I don't think he means it the way it comes. Sometimes he crosses the fine line.

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 3 года назад +2

      The more you watch his acts, the more you realize he repeats a lot of things

    • @BenHayat
      @BenHayat 3 года назад +21

      @@jamesbizs
      The fundamentals are the same, but what makes it unique is his spontaneous clever response to a person. That's what makes him original. Most comedians run through scripts. He enrages with you in a funny and bold way. Live jokes is what makes you crack and he is very good at that. You have to be an smart-ass person for that.

  • @tungjingxian2150
    @tungjingxian2150 3 года назад +704

    Biggest lesson:
    Be ON TIME, and NEVER SIT IN FRONT in Russel's show.

    • @henzaen
      @henzaen 3 года назад +4

      and be on time, that guy is not even in front row

    • @commentunknown3650
      @commentunknown3650 3 года назад +4

      damn, that's literally the trick to talk to the third best comedian in the world and be famous on youtube

    • @kagurakagura597
      @kagurakagura597 3 года назад +1

      @@commentunknown3650 But who is the first and second best comedian then

    • @izrayeljunjaki6626
      @izrayeljunjaki6626 3 года назад +2

      what if the front row is the cheapest one? 😱 #alternateuniverse

    • @commentunknown3650
      @commentunknown3650 3 года назад +3

      @@kagurakagura597 well, maybe it's just me but dave and kevin....

  • @NMKM25516
    @NMKM25516 3 года назад +677

    Number 1 they booked first row seats
    And number 2 they show up late.
    That's like an invitation to get roasted.

    • @golfmaniac007
      @golfmaniac007 3 года назад +8

      i think those front row tickets are like up in the $500 range per seat.

    • @aquaremo
      @aquaremo 3 года назад +6

      Wow... 500$ for getting roasted

    • @vinaykashyap282
      @vinaykashyap282 3 года назад +1

      Those are planned things! He makes them come late purposefully! It's called improv!!

  • @vedantbhatia01
    @vedantbhatia01 3 года назад +776

    "Does he mean Al Quaeda or Talibaan?" 😂😂😂

  • @musicotensai
    @musicotensai 3 года назад +155

    I find his interactions with the crowd funnier than his regular repertoire.

    • @looptimelapse
      @looptimelapse 3 года назад +2

      script wise he's been on the, you know, ain't what he used to be ..but check younger russel's stuffs if you can:)))

  • @officialszabobeatz
    @officialszabobeatz 3 года назад +52

    Russel sees the couple being late.
    Russel : You gon' get HURT REAL BAD !

  • @n.ff.
    @n.ff. 3 года назад +566

    Two dislikes. Probably from that dude and his girlfriend 😹

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @MistaShifta
      @MistaShifta 3 года назад +21

      *hostage

    • @MahendraJagatkarx88
      @MahendraJagatkarx88 3 года назад +18

      now its 35, i guess their entire family disliked it

    • @relentlesswriter
      @relentlesswriter 3 года назад +9

      37 I guess family from both sides are on it😂

    • @syco8373
      @syco8373 3 года назад +9

      129 now, guess they're calling their town people out

  • @Rodutchi
    @Rodutchi 3 года назад +67

    Best way to welcome someone who's late!

  • @mokshithn3113
    @mokshithn3113 3 года назад +39

    '' Better never than late '' 😂😂

  • @shimMakepeace
    @shimMakepeace 3 года назад +15

    "You look like you chop trees with a magic wand" is fucking golden

  • @PowderClaws
    @PowderClaws 3 года назад +45

    Never show up late when you buy front row tickets

  • @AppleXTaku
    @AppleXTaku 3 года назад +82

    "Gay lumberjack"

  • @richasharma5872
    @richasharma5872 3 года назад +4

    Throwing rocks??? It was f*****g hilarious 😂

  • @adityamagdum1008
    @adityamagdum1008 3 года назад +10

    When he said Taliban, smokes appear from Russell's background 😂😂😂😀

  • @fanpage9142
    @fanpage9142 3 года назад +66

    If they've offered me a free front seat I'd be like naah gimme middle I'll pay :D.

  • @AMBADIABHILASH
    @AMBADIABHILASH 3 года назад +9

    For me he is the best standup comedian ever.

  • @forefatherofmankind3305
    @forefatherofmankind3305 3 года назад +54

    "cave" "throwing Rock" ... These jokes were too clever and went bouncer over the crowd's head !

  • @Aryan-ow5jd
    @Aryan-ow5jd 3 года назад +33

    He's more of a fortune teller than a comedian. He's always on spot with his jokes.

  • @allergic2rice
    @allergic2rice 3 года назад +60

    He was trying to comeback at Russell. Never try to beat Russell or he will roast you to hell in front of thousands of people 😆

  • @ArafatHossain11
    @ArafatHossain11 3 года назад +50

    One of the Best comedian in terms of roasting the audience.. 😂😂..You are the best of all jews😂

    • @Deira854
      @Deira854 2 года назад

      He is not jewish

  • @stealthattack2209
    @stealthattack2209 3 года назад +2

    I applaud his courage to go for his seat in the FRONT ROW knowing full well that he is late.
    Bravo!!!!
    LOL

  • @shankhadeepmandal978
    @shankhadeepmandal978 3 года назад +2

    This guy has no filter.....PERIOD !!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @imty8774
    @imty8774 3 года назад +336

    The rocks joke was so brutally underrated. Pc people didn't laugh.

    • @DoubleGauss
      @DoubleGauss 3 года назад +31

      I will bet a majority didn't even get the reference.

    • @jbmaitre5758
      @jbmaitre5758 3 года назад +7

      I think everyone got the "Lapidation" joke - no one laughed because they found it insulting !!

    • @DoubleGauss
      @DoubleGauss 3 года назад

      @@jbmaitre5758 Who was the insult directed at ?

    • @jbmaitre5758
      @jbmaitre5758 3 года назад +22

      @@DoubleGauss Women being stoned (where they are put in a hole up to their necks and stoned by men ) still happens in 15 Countires: Afghanistan, Pakistan, northern Nigeria, Iraq, Qatar, Yemen, Sudan, do I have to go on???

    • @Naveed_KhanJee
      @Naveed_KhanJee 3 года назад +22

      @@jbmaitre5758 happens nowhere.. don't make things up.

  • @shab105
    @shab105 3 года назад +22

    Omg thank you Russell!!!! I asked for an Afghan joke on your last video and here it is!!!! A gay lumberjack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop my tears hahahaaaaaaa

  • @varunmv
    @varunmv 3 года назад +85

    when u r talking about Afghanistan and the smoke pops in the background...

    • @skillerh7408
      @skillerh7408 3 года назад +3

      Dude it's such an underrated comment . I'm dead

    • @Sourabhsudhir007
      @Sourabhsudhir007 3 года назад

      Producers are in sync with the dark humor.

    • @ArissXAS
      @ArissXAS 3 года назад

      Noticed that too 😅

    • @a.w.nasseri5525
      @a.w.nasseri5525 3 года назад

      Shit you wish you had that girl and so does Russell.

  • @VincentGomez2255
    @VincentGomez2255 3 года назад +93

    She looked to the right which could mean she won't marry him.

    • @sajidstar4
      @sajidstar4 3 года назад +6

      Coz he was on the left duh! 🤣🤣

    • @gogirl8739
      @gogirl8739 3 года назад +22

      Maybe they just met, that’s why she’s reacting that way

    • @ndkproduction318
      @ndkproduction318 3 года назад +19

      Imagine if that's there fist date 🤣

    • @apexpredator2118
      @apexpredator2118 3 года назад

      She looks older than him too. Probably just having a fling with him.

    • @ss-cw6he
      @ss-cw6he 3 года назад

      @@apexpredator2118 yap or love jihad

  • @kiwin9488
    @kiwin9488 3 года назад +14

    2:38 her reaction lmao

  • @LegendaryINDIAN55
    @LegendaryINDIAN55 3 года назад +13

    he almost made a situation of breaking up for the couple 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Young_Ban
    @Young_Ban 2 года назад +6

    Throwing rocks at a wife🤣🤣🤣 Damn... Russell saw her future in Afghanistan 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aldrinbrioso5769
    @aldrinbrioso5769 2 года назад +2

    that's savage AF hahahhaa

  • @sln7839
    @sln7839 3 года назад +7

    Having a first seat and coming late to Russells show is like standing up when a gun man is searching for people to shoot.

  • @embyy8003
    @embyy8003 3 года назад +7

    Russel's way of saying "Welcome to the show!" 😂

  • @chethu69
    @chethu69 3 года назад +15

    Daymmm!! The Afghan dude's got game!!

    • @m.r.a7992
      @m.r.a7992 3 года назад +1

      She is alright, I have done way better and many of them 😉 , different ones from different nations lol

    • @Ptolemy336VV
      @Ptolemy336VV 3 года назад +1

      @@m.r.a7992 Correct ,she is alright. She isn't bad. Not closely to the best either. But you have to understand, It's good that an Afghan guy is with someone of another background. It shows that Afghans are finally under way to also being civilized enough to also see beauty all around the world, and not be dumb enough to only be within their own circles because they think that if you're not Afghan, you're not good enough for them, while in reality I know 50 cultures that are atleast 50 times more civilized, richer, more beautiful, and above all much much more humane, than Afghans. Oh and mind those who read this, I have been in Afghan circles for excactly 12 years now. I know about everything Afghans don't like you to know. But I like their Kabuli Palao and Mantu, 2 of the few real great dishes they have. They don't have thousands of good dishes like in Greece or Italy or other cultures, but they have some good ones that I really love.

    • @Ggggggggg631
      @Ggggggggg631 3 года назад +4

      @@Ptolemy336VV wow just allowing yourself to talk so much crap about a 35 million people nation just because you spent a few years with a bunch of them shows how uncivilized you yourself are sir !!

    • @m.r.a7992
      @m.r.a7992 3 года назад +1

      @@Ptolemy336VV dude I missed to read your comment , wtf are you even talking about , do you even know about the country is history , culture and customs? Don't talk the rubbish you have heard and seen via media 🤦🤦 for fkk sake it's better to use the brain by educating yourself , instead of making an ignorant joker outta yourself..

  • @abrarmullan1
    @abrarmullan1 3 года назад +1

    "Gay Lumberjack" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aditya90sKZ
    @Aditya90sKZ 3 года назад +1

    After that level of roasting, he says welcome and good to see you🤣🤣🤣

  • @zone_luck5242
    @zone_luck5242 3 года назад +3

    Russell after ripping apart, humiliating and destroying the person's self esteem.
    "Welcome! Is what I'm trying to say" :)

  • @mrwarmind
    @mrwarmind 3 года назад +20

    God, the amount of skill Russell has is abnormal, making hilarious jokes on-site like that👍

  • @Anna_kandy
    @Anna_kandy 2 года назад +1

    The way Russell cracks up at his own jokes🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @nikmansol
    @nikmansol 2 года назад +8

    The “cave” on the spot joke is what separates him from the others

  • @GB-zt6cf
    @GB-zt6cf 3 года назад +2

    Random observation: she looks like Jacinda Arden

  • @viyiekuotsu4678
    @viyiekuotsu4678 3 года назад +8

    He's making fun of that guy wearing a long sleeve shirt in that weather while he was wearing a full on jacket!

    • @its_MSR
      @its_MSR 3 года назад

      I was about to say that, the guy must have been like what do you know, fat guy with cardigan lol

  • @untitled6391
    @untitled6391 2 года назад +1

    People were afraid to laugh at the throwing rocks joke🤣🤣🤣

  • @bkcalvine
    @bkcalvine 3 года назад +17

    Feel like Russell was stretching that one as much as he could.

  • @mannyb7949
    @mannyb7949 2 года назад +1

    Russell is merciless, absolutely zero fucks, I like this guy

  • @neerajwedhane920
    @neerajwedhane920 3 года назад +2

    Russell - isn't it too hot to wear a long sleeve shirt right now
    also Russel wearing a jacket 😂

  • @Dorout
    @Dorout 3 года назад +3

    You are my spirit animal Russell!!!!

  • @alpha.primus8258
    @alpha.primus8258 Год назад +1

    Ruasel is a comic genious. No script just pure comedic improptu

  • @nicolenotizieeamici
    @nicolenotizieeamici Год назад +1

    He is hilarious

  • @ParmMohan-us6rn
    @ParmMohan-us6rn 3 года назад +4

    Russell on fire 🔥

  • @Yalla_Habibi_Cat1
    @Yalla_Habibi_Cat1 3 года назад +2

    Saying good to see you after complete roasting i find that funny😂

  • @pewdiepieyepthomi5174
    @pewdiepieyepthomi5174 3 года назад +5

    Bruh's got no chill 😂

  • @sruah88
    @sruah88 3 года назад +7

    Rule number 1, never come late to a comedy.
    I came late wih my date once and was literally made fun of. 😅

  • @Jejak_Pengangguran
    @Jejak_Pengangguran 3 года назад +6

    Thats a proper welcome for the front row audience

  • @mdrafiqul2898
    @mdrafiqul2898 9 месяцев назад

    Never sit in the front row in his show! 😂

  • @relentlesswriter
    @relentlesswriter 3 года назад +8

    Imagine he just plans it all out.... Like nothing written for his performance and like let's make a show out of the first 5 rows😂

  • @Cobretti2875
    @Cobretti2875 2 года назад +5

    Making these jokes "on the fly" seems just impossible to me. His brain must be absolute genius. And the fact, that really there are just zero akwards or not funny ones is phenomenal 😎👍

  • @AnkitKumar-zu7cn
    @AnkitKumar-zu7cn 3 года назад

    Roasts like hell and says "good to see you guys" 🤣

  • @harmanboxer292
    @harmanboxer292 3 года назад +22

    Wtf people sit in front. Just to get roasted lmao

  • @sln7839
    @sln7839 3 года назад +10

    Guy's mind voice: I'm thinking of asking this question to her for sometime whether she wants to marry me and Russell asked her so easily !

  • @shyamalee1086
    @shyamalee1086 Год назад +5

    Russell Peters, to me is Oscar Wilde in modern days. He makes you pay him to make fun of you and laugh at yourself. Pretty much what Oscar Wilde did.
    Russell is adorable though. No one gets offended by his brutal jokes. In a way he brings the world to one level and treats everybody equally.
    Much love.

    • @anitahamel4576
      @anitahamel4576 Год назад +1

      Interesting expression "brutal jokes". Society may have to go through a little bit of pain to be healed. RP may be performing much needed treatment - with a smile. There is always truth & humor in what he says. He's been through the crucible.

  • @GrillWasabi
    @GrillWasabi 3 года назад +5

    He went to admission and asked for a refund.

  • @Sedulous
    @Sedulous 11 месяцев назад

    3 minutes of roasting 😂😂

  • @zone_luck5242
    @zone_luck5242 3 года назад

    That sully guy first acted like he bangin, but russell just wanted to destroy him so he did XD

  • @factspoken9062
    @factspoken9062 3 года назад

    "throwing rocks at the girl"

  • @michaelsylvester7272
    @michaelsylvester7272 3 года назад +7

    Always making me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @bappandi007
    @bappandi007 3 года назад +4

    Every line that RP threw on that guy was pure gold. Come in late and be cocky with him.

  • @noobskipatata4912
    @noobskipatata4912 3 года назад

    this piece was THE BEST Russels.......... LMAO

  • @jesusisthemessiahnotsethro1917
    @jesusisthemessiahnotsethro1917 3 года назад +15

    What do you mean "what do I mean?" 😅

  • @namanydv_garud
    @namanydv_garud 3 года назад +2

    This is an amazing welcome 🔥
    Nothing less expected😏

  • @gagdan5429
    @gagdan5429 3 года назад +3

    that guy should by happy Russell haven't seen that stuff on his nose 🤣

  • @reasonablerage4370
    @reasonablerage4370 2 года назад +1

    1:32 LMAO

  • @skillerh7408
    @skillerh7408 3 года назад +2

    That guy looked like if Vir Das was an American singer

  • @Razear
    @Razear 3 года назад +1

    Afghan guy managed to snag a Jennifer Connelly doppelganger...good job, bud. 👍

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +12

    This was some (explosive 🧨) stuff, if u ask me!😊

  • @shivneelkumar7025
    @shivneelkumar7025 3 года назад +1

    The rocks part was just messed up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abubakrrauf1691
    @abubakrrauf1691 3 года назад

    That one was tooo funny hahahaha

  • @Natalie-sb6lt
    @Natalie-sb6lt 3 года назад +6

    Russell, I love you so much!!!!!!! Indian-Canadian ass😜😁🤗🤗🤗

  • @chhanahnamte2791
    @chhanahnamte2791 3 года назад +2

    His girlfriend looks really cute ❤️

  • @JackKing12.
    @JackKing12. 3 года назад

    Throwing rocks instead of rice 😂😂😂 at the wedding

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 3 года назад

    Did you see the look she gave when he asked her about marrying that guy? LOL like "are you fucking crazy?"

  • @Vishnu-B
    @Vishnu-B 12 дней назад

    If this is russel's "welcome", what does a "roast" in his eyes look like...? 😂😂

  • @gauravtee
    @gauravtee 2 года назад +3

    I lost it at the last joke. Shame about crowd's lack of reaction. I feel bad that Russell had to awkwardly play it off

  • @redname9172
    @redname9172 3 года назад

    He walked right into that..

  • @RikthDcruze
    @RikthDcruze 3 года назад

    Gosh Russel nailed these two pretty hard...

  • @GuruSamantaray
    @GuruSamantaray 3 года назад

    His comments are not racist! Just based on extreme stereotypes! That's his thing... His formula for comedy! And he is easily the Best in that...
    Bill Burr & Russell Peters are the Only of their Kinds!

  • @findritesh
    @findritesh 3 года назад +1

    binge watching these :)

  • @Gabbar53
    @Gabbar53 3 года назад +3

    Never come late for his shows.
    Never leave in the middle even if your bladder is about to explode.
    Never reply back with comebacks.
    Never have a fake accent.
    Never sit in the front.

    • @mragunathan1627
      @mragunathan1627 3 года назад

      "A pussy's guide to going to a Russel Peters show"

  • @Newsbirdie
    @Newsbirdie 2 года назад

    I love Russel man 🤣🤣

  • @muthanasoub5730
    @muthanasoub5730 3 года назад +5

    That look on her face when russell asked if hez gonna marry her is priceless
    Mark 2:40

  • @akash_bardhan
    @akash_bardhan Год назад

    I didn't fugging expect that Taliban joke 😅

  • @blackychan9333
    @blackychan9333 3 года назад

    The gay was like, he called me a lumberjack, oh wow

  • @ritikthakur6261
    @ritikthakur6261 3 года назад

    god he roasts people like they stole money from him

  • @damikitariang4962
    @damikitariang4962 3 года назад +1

    Thats how Russell welcome the audience.🤣

  • @gayathripraveenkumar883
    @gayathripraveenkumar883 3 года назад

    Russel is OG.

  • @pradeepbhadana
    @pradeepbhadana 3 года назад

    Russell made fun of him for wearing a long sleeve shirt, in a jacket..😋😜😄
    He is.... very smart!

  • @salmangul432
    @salmangul432 3 года назад +1

    Mother of laughs. Gay lumberjack. Rolling on the floor. Literally! Literally!

  • @rajbhinde6581
    @rajbhinde6581 3 года назад

    NEED MORE OF THESE!