Star Wars: The Last Jedi Movie Roast - The Death Of Star Wars
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- Опубликовано: 29 дек 2023
- The Last Jedi still sucks. I confirmed it recently after doing a rewatch. The way the film treated Luke Skywalker is unforgivable. Rey and Kylo are almost comical this time around. Finn is a straight up joke. Rose Tico is the worst. This whole film is a dumpster fire of poor decisions. That said, it looks really nice. So that's something. The force is wrong with this one. Let's roast it!
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The moment Leia came back from DYING IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE, my jaw dropped and I KNEW this was gonna be bad. This movie singlehandedly bungled the entire trilogy, and by extension, the franchise itself.
Objectively bad movie.
The second Luke threw away the light saber like it was a parody and not the actual sequel...
I didn’t even remember that she survived, I thought she floated through space alive for a bit and maybe did something important before dying.
@@emhu2594 The literal SNL-level skit in the beginning of the movie through their call gave me massive red flags..
Great review! This movie is one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. My birthday is December 15th… MY BIRTHDAY!! I went to the theater, ready to enjoy the new Star Wars movie. I was shocked by the sadism for which I was tricked into purchasing a ticket ON MY BIRTHDAY. When we walked out, my wife asked me, “What was your favorite part?”… I didn’t even know what to say I was so shocked, I just said “I can’t talk about it right now” and we just went home. It’s now over 6 years later and I’m still mad about it. How could so much money and talent and time, with so many people involved, employees, actors, cast members, caterers, etc… how can so much effort be put into destroying something so sacred without anyone intervening…….. on. my. birthday.
Haha
I live on the west coast and had a good friend who lived in New York. We're both life long Star Wars fans. I booked a trip months in advance to meet him in New York City so we could watch Last Jedi on opening night. I booked a hotel, got plane tickets, etc. I was pissed off walking out of the theater and had to force myself back into a semi good mood so that I didn't piss on my friend's experience since he seemed to have enjoyed it.
That was a very expensive trip to end up watching a hot pile of diarrhea being dumped onto the audience.
I’m the only Star Wars fan in my family. Sometimes we do what other people enjoy, so my family joined me to watch The last Jedi in theaters. We all walked out of the theaters bored out of our skulls, I explained to them that the other films aren’t like that one, and apologized.
What is the video where he describes in great and hilarious detail about how he wants to see Luke fighting? Adam literally goes into like a five minute tangent and you can tell he was really into it and then he remembers how the last jedi actually went, and the disappointment on his face was perfect comedic timing. I haven’t seen the video since around the time the last Jedi came out, I’ve tried to find it but I can’t. It just always stuck with me, it was one of the good things that came out of the last Jedi lol.
A great example of having no idea wtf they're doing AND terrible management of money is the casino planet shot, that was done here in Dubrovnik, Croatia. They brought all 3 main actors half way around the world, brought 100's of workers and crew, stopped the tourist traffic in one of the most famous forts in the world (since GOT) to show for a few hours and 99% of that could of been shot in ANY basic studio and you see 0.3 seconds of the actual city that could off been done, again with ANYTHING, CGI, small scale, in any studio what so ever. It was an absolute waist of time, money and effort.
TLJ was the most meh/mediocre SW movie I’ve seen and watching Rise Of Skywalker was like being slapped in the face.
For me, the slap in the face came during TLJ…more slaps came with Rise Of Skywalker 😂
@@vietnamd0820 Fair assessment
TLJ made Rise of Skywalker look like Citizen Kane.
If that's a slap in the face wtf do you call The last Skywalker? A gang ra... Cause it was. Or 2 girls 1 cup typa thing for sure. Horrific shi...
Episodes 7-9 are all a slap and spit in the face for fans. Han and Luke are miserable broken losers that basically commit suicide. Not having Luke, Han and Leia share screentime is one of the biggest failures in movie history. Also, bringing Palpatine back pretty much erases what Luke accomplished in Return of the Jedi and Vader's turn back into Anakin before he dies. Rey Palpatine steals the Skywalker name. All the real Skywalkers are dead and a Palpatine wins. Thanks Disney.
It’s like Rian Johnson directed shitty star wars fan fiction, oh wait….
"But...but Rian Johnson directed a really good episode of Breaking Bad! That totally means he can never make a bad project ever!"-Dumb Rian Johnson fanboys.
@@jeremyusreevu237😂😂😂😂
@@jeremyusreevu237 The self deception is strong with these ones.
Remember when Johnson had a million twitter bots to run defense when the movie dropped? A MILLION bots fooling stupid ppl into thinking hack-work was somehow, edgy art. They knew they had a flop and were already prepared on social media with a million-bot defense.
Shooting on the first draft from a couple of rookie writers who don’t understand or care about the established lore of Star Wars…..what could possibly go wrong? Rian Johnson should have never been aloud to direct another thing again.
I think The Force Awakens wasn't perfect but it was digestible. And then they made that next abomination. I knew it was over when the lightsaber went over the shoulder. That lightsaber. Total misunderstanding of Luke Skywalker. We don't talk about that movie in my house.
The Jeremy Jahns RUclips set... 😂
Your best work yet!!!! Right on!!! Thanks for this. Laughed my ass off.
what a quote 'a movie so hellbent on being the angsty middle child, it doesn't even care that it's breaking up the family' wow this whole roast is 1-0-0-% thank you Adam!!! pure gold
This is my favorite video you've ever made. The anger you emoted towards this piece of shit movie was real, but you added in SO much humor! That "thanks Disney and Rian Johnson............ SO much"... god the delivery on that line is fucking classic lol. The clapping montage was hilarious ! Of course, who could forget the STRONG FEMALE LEEEEEEEEEEAADDSS delivery! This is a great video, going to stop typing now so I can re-watch immediately lol! Cheers Adam, happy new year mate! See you in 2024
Right on! Thank you!
His original last Jedi videos are still his best. Real fresh pain and suffering provokes the best art.
@@AdamDoesMovies Couldnt we say The Force Awakens is the real death of Star Wars ? Not including Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 7. Not reuniting the originals in Star Wars Episode 7. Is probably a bigger deal out of all of this than what The Last Jedi did
Are you saying if we exchanged every female for a male character but with the same roles, the same plot and dialogue, TLJ will be fixed to you? This narrative is lazy and wrong. "strong female leads", no $hit! if you become a Jedi, a general, or a resistance fighter, you tend to be strong; strength is baked in, but because your perspective is skewed, being female is top of mind to you, kina like conservatives reducing gay relationships to sex so that the mere visibility a gay relationshipis sexualizing. They don't do it to straight relationships and you don't do it to strong male leads even when they're supposed to be normal but have super strength, memory, endurance, healing, moral compass. I can name a hundred, all the same Gary Sue character; start with Reacher, Mission Impossible, Wick, Equalizer, Bourne, every action and martial arts films........etc.
This is probably one of the best videos. Love it. Need more of these movie roasts.
“LAUGH” - yes I’m laughing😂Great job, great way to end out the year
Had to mention they killed off Admiral Ackbar like he was nothing. Rebels being idiots, getting themselves killed for nothing, Finn and Rose going on the stupid sidequest which ended up killing even MORE rebels. Luke utterly destroyed. Screw this movie.
It was your Khaleesi Grimes video on this movie that led me to subscribe to you years back. Good to make it full circle!
The lingering memory I have about seeing this movie was how long it felt. I kept checking my watch, surely this is the ending... nope, still going.
Lucasfilm/ Darth Kennedy for some reason have this hard on to take these iconic male characters like Luke, Han, Indy, Obi-Wan, Willow and turn them into miserable broken losers that can't get the job done because there's a British female that can tell that white guys how they suck and do everything better. Luke went from a great role model for young boys that would never give up to a coward that committed suicide. I watched The Last Jedi once in theaters and I felt like I was leaving a funeral after it was over. It was so depressing, and I never even watched episode 9.
The last Jedi was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Madonna naked at a Super Bowl party.
I hated The Force Awakens just as much.
What I find hilarious is prior to the release of this movie, the critics hailed this used toilet paper of a movie as "best movie since Empire Strikes Back" which is a bold statement. And reportedly, Rian Johnson did such a great job that he was awarded his own Star Wars trilogy. Shills defended this movie and imdb couldn't rate this movie down no matter how many 1 scores the people were giving it.
I was still in my bubble where I thought Disney could make a good film. Now Disney Star Wars is flushed trash.
I was pretty hyped. I had read that JJ Abrams liked the script so much he had wished to direct the movie. Absolute bs. Several shill reviewers had me hyped as well. Then I watched this opening weekend with my kids. We all hated it. Even my 11 year old son acknowledged that the force was used wrong in this movie.
I stopped following the shill reviewers and have never watched another Disney Star Wars movie or show since. I “was” a HUGE Star Wars fan. Owning all formats of the movies.
Not anymore.
It happens all the time. I even saw people praising garbage like Andor as good Star Wars, or even "the best Star Wars in the past 40 years".
I doesn't get more stupid than that.
Fantastic review Adam.
Hilarious and right on point.
This movie tore the SW saga a new one and didn’t even have the courtesy to say thank you George.
Can’t wait for more AdM in 2024.
Happy New Year to you and your family and stay well.
👍
I absolutely love your Roasts! Keep them coming 🥰
Dude, this was hilarious. I friggin' loved this rant. Keep up the good work.
My theory is Ryan Johnson got hired to make this film but he got bored with it. He became interested in making Knives Out instead, a project he has a better handle on how to produce. The result is, this, this and this happens done. Now I can move on.
The movie that birthed EFAP.
The only EFAP roast I agree with.
@@blackRXrider What do you mean?
Mauler is great, he thinks about things analytically. Most of the others are vapid incels.
For better or for worse I’m betting on worse
The Jeremy Jahn’s RUclips set line killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the video Adam! All the best for the new year.
Highlights of The Last Jedi. 1 - After The First Order commits the biggest genocide in movie history, the next movie starts with a prank phone call of the three stooges who lead The First Order. 2 - Luke/Han/Leia's net gain from beating Vader was to train one kid/Jedi who lived, and Kylo Ren helps kill trillions after Luke runs off to PTSD island. 3 - Admiral Purple Hair is a hero for waiting until 99.99% are dead before suicide ramming. Five minutes later, Rose suicide rams Finn to teach him suicide ramming is wrong. Five minutes later, Luke suicides of tiredness to do what Finn was trying to do. 4 - They walk past child slavery in a casino to save a my-little-space pony. WORTH IT.
Really just gonna let the Leia Poppins scene, go, without mentioning how moronic it was to just open a door to outer space to let her in, no problem, no depressurization? Like the writer or director doesn't understand space...at all? I get letting the bombs pass but this is a pattern of ignorance about space when writing and directing a space movie. The stupidity absolutely deserved to be mocked.
the most level-headed review of this film that acknowledges it's not all total tripe just most of it lol
Is it just me or is Adam’s “Sprinkler Clap” the best thing so far of 2024
how do these roasts not have more views paddling any of them have more than 8000 like damn people missing out
Yeah, it's been a bit disheartening. These take a long time to make :(
@@AdamDoesMovies I figured. I'm a newer fan from your less famous friend Tony from hack the movies but I think his fans will appreciate these lol.
@@8strauss6 Well I appreciate them (and you) appreciating these. Thanks!
I'm looking forward to this. It confirms it all wasn't just a bad dream lol. Edit: Dude you're hilarious. Phasmagasm lol
Your best work yet! More of this please!
The only good thing about The Last Jedi is that The Holiday Special is no longer the worst piece of media to carry the Star Wars brand.
Shelia has returned! The Force will be with her...always. 2023 has been saved.
"The prettiest ones are the most vapid" haha sad but true. And it definitely applies here. I remeber being thrilled in the theater watching this but after thinking about it when it was over it really started to fall apart.
Great video Adam! Thanks for reminding me how much I hated this movie.
😢 all I can say.
Happy New Year @adam
Love this roast it was great. Just as good as the first one that you did with the "In the Air Tonight" fight scene.
First Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Now Mickey's Mouse Trap. The Disney horror floodgates have opened! I have no comment on this video specifically other than I always enjoy the roasts and hope they do well lol Happy new year!
The wait was worth it. Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, there was a roast of the last Jedi.......
Derisive Clapping Montage = Instant Like.
This movie sux.
Happy New Year, Adam. Hope the wife is doing well.
I appreciate someone who is aware of the finer things in life, like the Jerky Boys ❤😂
I had heard rumours of course before going to see this disaster in the theatre, when Jake Soywalker threw Anakins saber over his shoulder I actually felt cold and horror and outrage I had paid to see it, it was the last money Disney ever got out of me. By the end of the film I was numb with the exception of the laugh out loud moment of Leia Poppins flying through space.
Happy New Year’s Eve! Great content as always. I’ll never see TLJ without thinking “asshole of the planet” now. Thanks Adam!
Had to pause the video at 12:44 after the sister act line..😂😂😂😂😂
You on one in this video 💯😂😂💯
By saving Leia in that silly Mary Poppins moment, they threw away any chance of making Ben an interesting and dynamic character. He couldve abandoned the New Order and started working against them. I mean, he just watched the New Order kill his mother. That wouldve been very interesting. I wouldve gladly watched this arc for Kylo Ren more than the Rose and Finn subplot.
Heck, they couldve implied that Kylo is causing the New Order so much grief that they dont even bother with the rebels.
Force Awakens wasn't even close to being "a carbon copy" of A New Hope. It's a "beat for beat" remake basically, not "shot for shot.
To me, Last Jedi was like a stab in the heart and Solo and Rise of Palpatine was the bleeding out process until the afterlife which is Disney plus. Or more like purgatory.
I’ve tried watching this TURD 4-5 times now. I just can’t get through even 10 minutes (different portions) without giving up. Maybe one day I’ll take some edibles and try again? I really appreciate your take on this abomination, and admire your ability/fortitude to make it through to the end, a real trooper. What really makes my day is your signature “STRONG FEMALE LEAD”. I just can’t get enough. Have a great day from a land down under.
Last Jedi looked beautiful... thats it...
You are spot on with this review. That movie is so bad that Disney could not have done worse if it wanted to lose. Like the Cleveland Indians in Major League.
This was hilarious and accurate
Did you hear the new Rey movie director quoted you?
(whispers) "it's about time"
There are some draw dropping moments in this movie and the way it looks is fantastic. But there are so many stupid moments that ultimately ruin it. And what they did to Luke was unforgivable,
Star Wars The Last Jedi was my 9/11. Worst Star Wars Movie Ever.
It actually kind of fuck that you are comparing the last Jedi a movie to 9/11 a real life event where people actually die the last Jedi one of worst Star wars movie next to rise of Skywalker
Great video.
Honestly, I thought that every dumb thing about Rise Of Skywalker was put in to satisfy Last Jedi fans. Because this movie started to stupid. Awakens was fun.
30 minutes very well spent. Thanks for the laughs!
I remember at the time TLJ go so much praise from reviewers, after watching it at the cinema there was just silence after, I went with my friend we didn't say anything to each other till about 10 mins after and just said was that any good? We both said no. The 3 Stooges😂😂
It is very clear in retrospect the reviewers made an assumption, that was clearly wrong, that these movies were "going somewhere", that there was a plan, and the subversion of the Last Jedi was going to pay off. With ROS, they realized that nope, there was no plan and Rian Johnson just went completely off the reservation and it was a trainwreck.
This movie makes more sense than anything that happened to me at work today.
I wish I were joking.
Well said. Thanks for the laughs. Greetings from Finland.
i never tire of giant steaming piles heaped on this dumpster fire.
There is so much wrong with this film. It is sad that I just want Disney to completely leave the Skywalker Era. Move either 600 years before or 600 years after and start fresh.
I don’t get how either linkara or film master Adham could like this movie is just beyond me
Well done Adam Does Movies this movie is a poison and shouldn’t exist IMO. For the next movie roast how about Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice? Again extraordinarily well done
Watching interviews with Mark Hamill before the release put me off even buying a ticket for this. He's not very good at hiding his disdain. Then I saw the trailer, and it looked so fantastic from the trailer I couldn't resist buying a ticket (would have been the first Star Wars released in my lifetime I didn't go to see). Don't trust trailers anymore thanks to that experience.
Only went to see TROS because I was hoping Abrams might actually salvage something, but he made it worse. I remember, before TLJ, actually quite enjoying TFA. Never watched TFA again after TLJ, because it made me think of TLJ, and I'd rather not if I can help it. Save for watching the occasional video sh***ing on it.
I saw this in theaters and it was the last time I watched a Star Wars movie. Puppet Yoda was awesome, same with Snoke fight, but other than that, I don't remember much I liked. They messed up Luke so bad, I interpreted it as his mental decay, but iunno, I miss Luke! The Luke I know would've pasteurized that milk before drinking, I thought maybe they were doing a Yoda thing, when Yoda played the hermit old man in the woods to throw Luke's expectations off, but no, Luke is just an old grumpy cynic. His only hobby is milking, they could've at least given him a cool hobby to do on that planet, no? Soap stone sculpting? Tattooist? Berry Farmer! ANYTHING!!!
I felt extremely indifferent about TLJ. It was The Rise of Skywalker that I hated.
Great review. This is my most hated movie of all time and you did a good job of covering all the reasons why.
Star Wars fan films continue to outdo trash Disney Star Wars. Fans are more talented than Hollywood and yet can’t make profit off their hard work. 😢
I hate the prequels too
This movie always gets the blame for splitting the fanbase, but if you paid any attention during TFA you already knew it was over before it began.
All it did was split the prequel and eu lovers from everyone else, lol.
That's because ep7 didn't kill revenue. The paper trail leads all the way straight to the week after TLJ's release. You can hate ep7 and wish it was were fans got off the train but the fact is, it was ep8. Ep7 was pretty lame, I'll agree but it isn't the actual cancer. Ep8 is the cancer. People were good with ep7 and that's why the first week of ep8 was good...until people saw it and abandoned the franchise.
TFA is abysmal@@OGSF_Apoc
TFA is a bad movie for a number of reasons and not having Luke, Han and Leia share screentime is one of the biggest failures in movie history but I don't think TFA completely killed it. The first 15 minutes of The Last Jedi showing us that Luke is basically a miserable broken loser was the final nail in the coffin because the agenda became very clear at that point. We also had the pink haired chick that had all the answers and of course, Poe was treated as a dumb angry man.
@@JohnnyZenith Doesn't change the fact that it isn't where the fans tuned out. That falls squarely onto ep8. Why distort facts with opinion? Weird.
I found Force Awakens to be passable, but the moment Luke tossed the lightsaber over his shoulder, much to the laughter of a good deal of the audience, I knew this movie would be tainted wall all kinds of dumb, Marvel-esque humor. And that was just one problem with it.
I love you Adam!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved this movie when I saw it in the theater! I my was surprising and thrilling and I had no idea where it was going. It wasn’t until I had the time to process what had happened and gotten over my Stockholm Syndrome that I came to grips with reality. My beloved Star Wars was just destroyed. I didn’t want to believe it and even since then, they have tried to give us hope. It has taken me to Ahsoka to finally admit that there is no hope of redemption for Star Wars. But idols must be destroyed to move forward.
Bro literally gaslight himself into disliking a movie because people on the internet told u to
I was one of those people that left the theatre confused and unsatisfied, like leaving a party after being slapped in the face by a trusted old friend. It took me a week or two to begin hating the film and realising that it was made by people that actually hate Star Wars. It wasn't something I expected, so I was dumbfounded for a while. I stopped watching any new Star Wars after that, as I still have my despecialized editions of the original films to enjoy again and again.
I thought TLJ was ok until about two days after I saw it, and I thought to myself, where is force ghost Obi Wan? Obi Wan didn’t give up after his pupil Anakin turned to the dark side…if TLJ had any consistency with the prior films, Obi Wan would’ve reminded Luke of this history to convince Luke not to give up either
Liked it except for the entire Canto Bight sequence. Everything about that plot line was terrible. Rose is the Jar Jar of this film. The Leia flying thing was also cringy.
Classic Luke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SO bad.
Rose Tico: You Lying Snake
Adam has kahunas bigger than The Rocks forehead
Long long time ago in a far away galaxy I read the Timothy Zahn trilogy. So yes I hated the movies.
I had issues with the Force Awakens, but the Last Jedi was a piece of shit!
TLJ was where Star Wars and I parted ways, I was a devout fan until I saw that.
I tried rewatching it once it came to Disney+ I immediately turned it off at the your mama joke at the beginning and to this day I have yet to rewatch this trash fire of a movie.
Revenge Of The Sith is still the best SW movie, imo.
Agreed 👍
@@vietnamd0820💯👍
Empire 😂
@@TwistedReality13
Force Awakens😂
Star wars is ruined like game of thrones is ruined. The sequel trilogy ruined the OG trilogy. There is no rewatchability for any of these franchises anymore.
You are hilarious 😂🎉🎉
This is awesome!
Wrong. The Star Wars Holiday Special was the death of Star Wars.
Or the teddy bears
Thanks for this video, and it completely destroyed star wars forever
Awesome!
Visually this is beautiful, but other than that i don't like it. That one silent light speed scene was awsome.
So what is the dumbest concept about Star wars? Light sabers! How in the hell is a light saber's "blade" solid?
Basically Star Wars died when Luke threw his fathers lightsaber away like it was a used condom. Then Rian Johnson incinerated the corpse of Star Wars when he showed Luke Skywalker trying to murder his nephew, Ben in his sleep... all over a vision of the future.... This is the man that tried desperately to save his own father, Darth Vader... who ACTUALLY helped to murder millions
The jump the shark moment of TLJ for me was when they killed Snoke. They never even explained who this guy was and he was like the whole "big bad" of these sequels. When they did that, I immediately just realized, "what are these films even about?" The whole First Order, Snoke, there was no plan at all, never explained it and it was clear when they did that these movies were a trainwreck.
When the central plot was exposed as having no point, all the other little things and thin characters were also then seen for what it was too. At least the prequels had a coherent plot. You could say, "the acting and dialog is terrible but I at least want to see where this goes." When they killed Snoke, right there, it became apparent there was no where to go, the whole thing was just a pointless disaster.
STRONG FEMALE LEADS!!! 😆
Besides the green milk, this movie is awesome.
How the F you have a Bomber that has the detonation still not on the cockpit with this advanced technology??
Like even the Y-Wing Bombers has one.. it doesn't have to be like 1945 Bombers mechanics XD