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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @seanlarsin
    @seanlarsin 4 года назад +4542

    i love how albert can say the most messed up, dark, scary, and brutal things possible and make it funny

  • @bri9483
    @bri9483 4 года назад +155

    You know it's so unique how albert loves us, he just says this while looking at a teddy bear killing somthing: "I hope this happens to all of you" But so beautifull.

  • @yolekz
    @yolekz 4 года назад +378

    “You just give up on everything in life, what are you, *me?”*

  • @tomhawl
    @tomhawl 4 года назад +413

    "You just give up on everything in life? Huh? What are you, me?"
    I felt that

  • @rosierose3214
    @rosierose3214 4 года назад +638

    Every time Albert sees a tail “dONt toUcH mY taiL”

  • @G4L4XYISIDK
    @G4L4XYISIDK 4 года назад +313

    "Hi dad!"
    Your dad left you. and the teddy bear is your dad.

    • @Rexivious
      @Rexivious 4 года назад +13

      Teddy bear left to😂

    • @The_RaveSpring
      @The_RaveSpring 4 года назад +7

      Tragic... But probably true 😂

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop 4 года назад +11

      BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY THANKS FOR READING

    • @seanlarsin
      @seanlarsin 3 года назад +3

      whatA

    • @bomboclatdawgg
      @bomboclatdawgg 3 года назад

      That’s sad, Lol

  • @luuuuuuuu.
    @luuuuuuuu. 4 года назад +158

    " I hope this happens to all of you in real life "
    Me : that's the sweetest thing someone ever said to me in my whole life

  • @tasmr1831
    @tasmr1831 4 года назад +217

    Albert: “✨so I can’t tell if this is like a green or a blue✨”
    Me: that’s teal 👁👄👁

    • @abbaszaidi2615
      @abbaszaidi2615 4 года назад +8

      Me an among us player: that's light blue

    • @afirixd806
      @afirixd806 4 года назад +1

      @@abbaszaidi2615 👁👄👁 smæ

    • @jhasinray6959
      @jhasinray6959 4 года назад +16

      @@abbaszaidi2615 No, cyan

    • @Chevlon
      @Chevlon 4 года назад

      hahaha so funny

    • @daneqty
      @daneqty 4 года назад +8

      @@abbaszaidi2615 An ACTUAL Among Us player calls that cyan

  • @air_rr
    @air_rr 4 года назад +102

    2:47 Okay, either the keys are incredibly large, or everything around them is tiny.

    • @mikanloves4558
      @mikanloves4558 4 года назад +1

      @@dont6439 ima do it

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 4 года назад

      @@dont6439 I did and now I won’t look at your banner

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut 4 года назад +1

      Answer: It is very large.
      Why? The Creator (Gnomecode, check his channel he's a great or developer) just left it to be big while making the keys because it's gonna break like the key will face the wrong way.

    • @Tucasor
      @Tucasor 4 года назад

      both

  • @mello404
    @mello404 4 года назад +37

    3:03 When flamingo tries to roast someone but ends up roasting himself.

  • @AyoTheAce
    @AyoTheAce 4 года назад +52

    “I hope this happens to all of you in real life”
    Getting infected by a killer bear is flamingos dream

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +1

      @@whisptrz k kid

    • @ilove_seungmin
      @ilove_seungmin 4 года назад +2

      @@whisptrz lol shut up

    • @gottlove.ky1
      @gottlove.ky1 4 года назад

      Epic

    • @Sam-km7ou
      @Sam-km7ou 4 года назад

      For Anyone Struggling During This Pandemic, Especially This Christmas Season Just Remember That.... After A Storm Comes A Rainbow🥰🌈 You Have Sunny Days, You Have Rainy Days, But Never Lose Faith, Never Lose Hope💕💕 You May Not Be Able To Control Life But You Can Control Your Actions!! Don’t Let One BAD Moment Ruin Your Day & Don’t Let One BAD Day Ruin Your Life. Happy Holidays Everyone, Stay Healthy & Safe🎅🏼💫
      Btw Small RUclipsr looking for a supporter Here

    • @legionscrest143
      @legionscrest143 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 stfu.

  • @eggsbenedictsisterlcatin5693
    @eggsbenedictsisterlcatin5693 4 года назад +51

    "Don't touch my tail!!!!!!"

    • @opalplaystudios4386
      @opalplaystudios4386 4 года назад +1

      UnU

    • @duckieswelby7373
      @duckieswelby7373 4 года назад +3

      Person with a tail: dont touch my tAil UnU
      Me and my dumb trolly self: *“eats tail and bites it off brutally so that u feel pain 😈”*
      Also me: *LE RUN AWAY WITH TAIL IN MOUTH.*
      Person: ....:I
      Uhm chile 😹

    • @nickypalacios9952
      @nickypalacios9952 3 года назад +2

      E

    • @ReloopGD
      @ReloopGD 2 месяца назад

      ​@@duckieswelby7373chile 👍

  • @DEVTHEPOLISH
    @DEVTHEPOLISH 4 года назад +2220

    me: sleeping at night. my giant teddy bear: lemme just eat him

    • @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185
      @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 4 года назад +17

      everything about roblox nowadays sucks.

    • @evangelistjefferson4916
      @evangelistjefferson4916 4 года назад +35

      Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus and declares with your mouth that he is your Lord and Savior you shall be saved! Repent and turn to Jesus before it is too late! He is returning’

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 4 года назад +32

      @@evangelistjefferson4916 what the literal fuck

    • @yawnss396
      @yawnss396 4 года назад +2

      Always

    • @Sam-km7ou
      @Sam-km7ou 4 года назад +9

      For Anyone Struggling During This Pandemic, Especially This Christmas Season Just Remember That.... After A Storm Comes A Rainbow🥰🌈 You Have Sunny Days, You Have Rainy Days, But Never Lose Faith, Never Lose Hope💕💕 You May Not Be Able To Control Life But You Can Control Your Actions!! Don’t Let One BAD Moment Ruin Your Day & Don’t Let One BAD Day Ruin Your Life. Happy Holidays Everyone, Stay Healthy & Safe🎅🏼💫
      Btw Small RUclipsr looking for a supporter Here

  • @Littlefox1213
    @Littlefox1213 4 года назад +205

    8:07 I skip to this part when I began watching and in my mind I said “sonic?”

    • @llyyra
      @llyyra 4 года назад +6

      @@dont6439 ok i won’t you just want views lmao

    • @ransimps2233
      @ransimps2233 4 года назад +1

      @@llyyra Lolll

    • @robloxisanime6233
      @robloxisanime6233 4 года назад +2

      His head is gone

    • @joshfilms4088
      @joshfilms4088 4 года назад +2

      @@llyyra don't worry I reported it

  • @sophie6084
    @sophie6084 4 года назад +411

    “I hope this happens to all of you in real life”
    Fans: *laughing*
    Outsiders: I think I’m gonna leave.....heh

    • @macaroni9815
      @macaroni9815 4 года назад +19

      Yeah😂😂

    • @helpisharted
      @helpisharted 4 года назад +17

      100% true XD

    • @chocovloggthings4461
      @chocovloggthings4461 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamiemeeks8858
      @jamiemeeks8858 4 года назад +8

      I'm only 8 and I still injoy killing (on roblox) and watching you. Also I think you now r thinking about you life chooses

    • @sophie6084
      @sophie6084 4 года назад +3

      @@zala850 who’s that lol?

  • @ruby-hx7oo
    @ruby-hx7oo 4 года назад +39

    that awkward moment when you’re eating while watching albert play a horror game, so you have to chew slowly so you don’t choke from a jump scare ✨

  • @okitsmicheal4285
    @okitsmicheal4285 4 года назад +256

    "okay guys were gonna find the secret grif-gift" *-Albert*
    Edit: damn

  • @d.a.nish_LA
    @d.a.nish_LA 4 года назад +214

    "You given up in life, what are you me?" Ah, i felt that one

    • @karachoto
      @karachoto 4 года назад

      this tbh

    • @ansun1987
      @ansun1987 4 года назад

      Yeah same

    • @curlydaimo1
      @curlydaimo1 4 года назад

      unfunny comment

    • @sanctuspetra
      @sanctuspetra 4 года назад

      @@curlydaimo1 ur whole existence is more un funnny

    • @j4xxonl
      @j4xxonl 4 года назад

      "Oh! Self-roasts! Those are rare."

  • @JazzCatAnimations
    @JazzCatAnimations 4 года назад +369

    "A onesie is just a cowards fursuit" THat had me laughing wayyy to hard

    • @amyding1384
      @amyding1384 4 года назад +2

      @Anezry Twin just watch the video god

    • @chr1s422
      @chr1s422 4 года назад

      @@amyding1384 Ya like jazz

    • @JazzCatAnimations
      @JazzCatAnimations 4 года назад +4

      @Anezry Twin 0:24

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 4 года назад

      What about anime conventions? (When it comes to... Ugh, Catgirls..)

    • @JazzCatAnimations
      @JazzCatAnimations 4 года назад +1

      @@Endie7274 I've actually never been to one! I just like fursuiting lol.

  • @Exotic.Butters
    @Exotic.Butters 4 года назад +17

    He's here, he's there, he's everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic friend, Fredbear!

    • @no-ox1kf
      @no-ox1kf 3 года назад

      :3

    • @SimmplyMe
      @SimmplyMe 3 года назад +1

      Fnaf really

    • @Exotic.Butters
      @Exotic.Butters 3 года назад

      Sorry- I had to lol.

    • @peycat6927
      @peycat6927 3 года назад

      he’s you buddy.. when your dad is off at work

    • @Art_Hater
      @Art_Hater 2 года назад

      he won't leave you! When you go get a bite!

  • @kaylasimplegamer2784
    @kaylasimplegamer2784 4 года назад +27

    Why does this give me vibes of that random bad dream I had as a kid. (It was a brown teddy playing a guitar in a white room, there were other random kids in there clapping, except me. The teddy walked up to me, and I pretended to clap, it was about to grab me until I woke up. I never had teddies ever since .-.)

  • @adrianthors6633
    @adrianthors6633 4 года назад +81

    "I thought it said chapter, I was about to be excited." When he said that, I couldn't relate more...

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад

      Shut

    • @dunnagk5133
      @dunnagk5133 4 года назад +1

      @I Am KevinBB x2 lol why?

    • @Stupid1diot
      @Stupid1diot 4 года назад +1

      *E*

    • @ditzyaya
      @ditzyaya 4 года назад

      Top comment

    • @evangelistjefferson4916
      @evangelistjefferson4916 4 года назад +1

      Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus and declares with your mouth that he is your Lord and Savior you shall be saved! Repent and turn to Jesus before it is too late! He is returning’

  • @quack1570
    @quack1570 4 года назад +314

    “Onesies are fursuits for cowards, just get the real one.”
    Me: “At least I can get a onesie for 5$ instead of 3,000$.”

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад +3

      I love you.... UwU

    • @funkypumpkinman
      @funkypumpkinman 4 года назад +11

      @I Am KevinBB x2 are you okay

    • @aleah7746
      @aleah7746 4 года назад +10

      @I Am KevinBB x2 stfu

    • @sandraball2067
      @sandraball2067 4 года назад +1

      @@funkypumpkinman he is a bot

    • @n.cshopping8827
      @n.cshopping8827 4 года назад

      Wait isn’t it $5 and $3,000 or has my whole life been a lie

  • @howlongcanyoumakethenameon9773
    @howlongcanyoumakethenameon9773 4 года назад +29

    I love how when Albert calls us the worst things an we don’t even care we still worship him

  • @tessandlillyvlogs9812
    @tessandlillyvlogs9812 4 года назад +444

    “I hope this happens to all of you in real life.” New fans: oh god- The OG’s: THANKS ALBERT 🌝

  • @basiicallyhuman9339
    @basiicallyhuman9339 4 года назад +408

    I remember playing that and thinking: "Hope Albert makes a video on this.".

    • @Papa_Squat0
      @Papa_Squat0 4 года назад +7

      Who was you?

    • @Jitju
      @Jitju 4 года назад +3

      I saw it on the game spage

    • @luislol9320
      @luislol9320 4 года назад +9

      @@Papa_Squat0 this is the internet,anyone can be anything technically

    • @aarongarcia3594
      @aarongarcia3594 4 года назад +1

      Can you join my game the name is tron bike aaron eepicc game

    • @GigaChad-ug8vf
      @GigaChad-ug8vf 4 года назад

      Same

  • @darkdevi7601
    @darkdevi7601 4 года назад +51

    "Dont touch my tail" is undying legend

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 4 года назад

      Dont read my PROFILE PICTURè :)

    • @ryazs
      @ryazs 4 года назад +1

      @@dont6439 sorry i read it i wont read ur channel banner :(

    • @judabug323
      @judabug323 4 года назад

      @@dont6439 epiic you found two comments

    • @llyyra
      @llyyra 4 года назад +1

      @@dont6439 you’ve replied on almost every comment say this they just want views on there video don’t watch it

    • @NeonVomitz
      @NeonVomitz 4 года назад

      @@dont6439 Don’t worry, I won’t.

  • @miraculousbestie7993
    @miraculousbestie7993 4 года назад +8

    IM DYING AT 2:42 “Flamingo plays!”

  • @adelyn7771
    @adelyn7771 4 года назад +423

    “Y-you know how piggy just gose MaH”

    • @duck_6reak436
      @duck_6reak436 4 года назад +6

      I actually don’t really like piggy ;-; so I’m thumbsing up this comment!

    • @duck_6reak436
      @duck_6reak436 4 года назад +5

      XD

    • @adelyn7771
      @adelyn7771 4 года назад

      @@thehunters3802 cool I have ado correct and I don’t like it

    • @katrinajones1163
      @katrinajones1163 4 года назад +1

      Oooohhh it’s funny when he says it but when I commit it ima war criminal uggghhhhh

    • @duck_6reak436
      @duck_6reak436 4 года назад +1

      @Isaac Phillips what king?

  • @kayliesines
    @kayliesines 4 года назад +64

    “Did you just give up on life of something? What are you, me?”
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @spoodercat3980
    @spoodercat3980 4 года назад +717

    "You can’t see because your dumb"
    My stuffed bear staring at me every night: 👁👁

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +13

      Hilarious

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад +7

      V

    • @rainytriesitsbest
      @rainytriesitsbest 4 года назад +3

      @I Am KevinBB x2 What

    • @Ihsuga
      @Ihsuga 4 года назад +3

      ngl i think my teddy is a camera 👀

    • @bootsthefinest
      @bootsthefinest 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 gimme a min I'm gonna watch this vid first 🙄

  • @unkn0own157
    @unkn0own157 4 года назад +7

    i love how Albert can says the most messed up, dark, scary, and brutal things possible and make it funny and it makes his videos the best.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 4 года назад +339

    Albert's intro be like: have fun playing fever dream five nights at freddys!

  • @carolinetendongho6093
    @carolinetendongho6093 4 года назад +30

    "Don't touch my tail" the most iconic quote I know.

  • @systematicj.a.m6301
    @systematicj.a.m6301 4 года назад +443

    “its like a grreen blue mix, idk” -flamingo
    me- “ that’s turquoise...”

  • @NathanDavisVideos
    @NathanDavisVideos 4 года назад +3

    7:32 OMG I'm getting some "Sonic Kissing Obama" flashbacks right here!

  • @lame_name_inc3027
    @lame_name_inc3027 4 года назад +52

    1:09 Damn Albert spitting straight facts

  • @thefallenone3407
    @thefallenone3407 4 года назад +20

    0:21 “don’t touch my tail” EVERYONE *touches tail*

  • @_cheezes
    @_cheezes 4 года назад +24

    `` "Awww" I want the teddy bear to be mine :3 `` *Teddy bear kills everyone at home ;_;``

    • @saravn302
      @saravn302 4 года назад +1

      Epic!Shift Chara lol

    • @vicordex954
      @vicordex954 4 года назад

      I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO LOCATE THE FUNNY

  • @isaaccastillo9767
    @isaaccastillo9767 4 года назад +6

    0:00 Awwwwwwwwww, thank you so much!

  • @Kondar34
    @Kondar34 4 года назад +41

    2:16 It makes me laugh the way he says blue key

  • @ittanto1105
    @ittanto1105 4 года назад +26

    I love how there is still kreekcraaft in his office

    • @7azz1yn
      @7azz1yn 4 года назад +4

      Yeah DUH because it's a kreekmas!

    • @bananalord4311
      @bananalord4311 4 года назад +3

      There will forever be Kreekcraaft even after albert is gone

    • @pirahna_spiky
      @pirahna_spiky 4 года назад +1

      I'm a middle button masher

    • @pirahna_spiky
      @pirahna_spiky 4 года назад +1

      Ok I will be there in the morning and I can try to get it done so much fun with that I was doing it for me lol but I don't know if I have to

  • @lxt9743
    @lxt9743 4 года назад +103

    “A onesie is like a cowards fursuit”
    *well-*

  • @kyle_1960
    @kyle_1960 4 года назад +120

    “I hope this happens to all of you in real life”
    Dislikers: my time has come

    • @mar620
      @mar620 4 года назад +1

      i have too big teddy bear sitting and waiting

    • @oklol3080
      @oklol3080 4 года назад +1

      my time has come

    • @OH-ITS-CHRIS
      @OH-ITS-CHRIS 4 года назад

      @@mar620 too

    • @helpiowjwk
      @helpiowjwk 4 года назад

      @@OH-ITS-CHRIS *me too

    • @marykburke3170
      @marykburke3170 4 года назад

      I have too many of em

  • @miky_lie8
    @miky_lie8 4 года назад +54

    “Roblox teddy”
    Build a Bear: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад

      Cringe

    • @st4rhikaru
      @st4rhikaru 4 года назад

      @@bunbungirls6555 Wait arent you that roblox hacker???

    • @mightyplayer555
      @mightyplayer555 4 года назад +2

      @@bunbungirls6555 awww im swo scwared pls dont hwack mwe

    • @v0idzero_20
      @v0idzero_20 4 года назад +1

      @@st4rhikaru it’s fake and they aren’t even the real ones

    • @st4rhikaru
      @st4rhikaru 4 года назад +1

      @@v0idzero_20 Oh mk Cause I've seen this bun bun girls drama going on in the roblox community.

  • @iso_plays6444
    @iso_plays6444 4 года назад +49

    Flamingo: And once they’re gone, they’ll never come back.
    Me: *Oh, so just real life?*

  • @skele9185
    @skele9185 4 года назад +28

    “Screaming and crying at the top of my lungs” Albert: “good times”

  • @mads1008
    @mads1008 4 года назад +7

    0:00 “I hope this happened to you all” HA sameeee but not you my king ✨

  • @kamillebair1234
    @kamillebair1234 4 года назад +37

    “dOnT tOuCh My TaIL!!” 😭😭

    • @afreeman3425
      @afreeman3425 4 года назад +1

      " touches tail *

    • @ohnono1244
      @ohnono1244 4 года назад +2

      *touches tail*

    • @Yanfeiii
      @Yanfeiii 4 года назад +1

      *Yanks tail*

    • @jaidens03738
      @jaidens03738 4 года назад +2

      @I Am KevinBB x2 your content is amazing

    • @KHVRMA
      @KHVRMA 4 года назад

      **Rips tail and throws it in grinder** 🤠

  • @Eric-xh9ro
    @Eric-xh9ro 4 года назад +18

    "Just give up on everything? Are you me?"
    I felt that.

  • @lydnelson
    @lydnelson 4 года назад +497

    Nobody:
    Albert anytime a game has something chase you: *It’S LiKe PiGgY!*
    Edit: if your going to comment something like “bruh stop” or “shut up” why even comment at all?

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +8

      Hilarious

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад +2

      H

    • @thehooman4705
      @thehooman4705 4 года назад +10

      How did you watch the whole video within 3 minutes

    • @DDB_Vonn
      @DDB_Vonn 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Isthatabridge
      @Isthatabridge 4 года назад +4

      IS THIS A PIGGY COMMENT!!1!111111!!!!!?????!/?!??!1?/1/!?!?

  • @SkyeSkyEsKYYYY
    @SkyeSkyEsKYYYY 4 года назад +6

    Me:**Sleeping**
    ᴛᴇᴅᴅʏ:ɪ'ᴍᴍᴀ ᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
    Me:**Hugs Teddy**
    ᴛᴇᴅᴅʏ:**ᴅᴇᴅ**

  • @ScandalousDuck
    @ScandalousDuck 4 года назад +75

    1:40 "secwet gifft secret grift"
    Albert aretz's most mitivational wuote of 2020

  • @merrycrossing4338
    @merrycrossing4338 4 года назад +37

    Albert :"You can't see me 'cause you're dumb" Also Albert: "AHHHHHH"

    • @cookiechi7315
      @cookiechi7315 4 года назад

      Lmao i got to that point of the video the exact moment I read this comment

  • @fuzzydragonanimates6140
    @fuzzydragonanimates6140 4 года назад +24

    0:23 I'm starting to think that flamingo's turning into a *f u r r y*

  • @oddeyesies
    @oddeyesies 4 года назад +5

    Game: [Has anything remotely similar to Piggy in it]
    Albert: *SO ITS A PIGGY GAME*

  • @miguelnevarez8154
    @miguelnevarez8154 4 года назад +45

    "Flamingoplayzgames" LMAOOO

  • @petercao5767
    @petercao5767 4 года назад +215

    “I like this game a lot”
    A few minutes later: *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @ivvoohh6594
    @ivvoohh6594 4 года назад +32

    "Bluu Blu key"
    That voice is so funny XD

  • @kkrypt7142
    @kkrypt7142 4 года назад +6

    8:16 *Bear with me*
    Me: *Haha unintentional pun, i like it*

  • @ok.1791
    @ok.1791 4 года назад +22

    Flamingo: "I hope this happens to you all in real life"
    Me: Stares at life size cuddly bear..
    The bear: Stares back at me...

    • @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185
      @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 4 года назад

      Roblox is garbage

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад

      Z

    • @dollhye
      @dollhye 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 NOO UR GONNA GET A SUBSCRIBER UR THE BESTT

    • @skele9185
      @skele9185 4 года назад

      Oh no..
      (Sounds like your Twitter is going to be black for a little while if you know what I mean)

    • @ok.1791
      @ok.1791 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 What??

  • @mslacoffee2
    @mslacoffee2 4 года назад +55

    When you feel bad for accidentally hurting a stuffed animal but it hits back: ._.

  • @omnisaur6391
    @omnisaur6391 2 года назад +1

    2:19
    I also had one of those but my sister would drive it and I would hang on top. Long story short she drove us down the stairs and I hit my head on the tile floor of the bathroom. 10/10 would recommend!

  • @akinyt3549
    @akinyt3549 4 года назад +13

    Me: *sleeps*
    Teddy bear: I think your free trial of life ended

  • @FusionRobin-uw7fh
    @FusionRobin-uw7fh 4 года назад +48

    Flamingo: Yeah I tipped over one of those things and started screaming. Me: Yeah I pushed my friend in one of those off a hill. Both: Good times

    • @SmitteaKat
      @SmitteaKat 4 года назад +4

      I found a spider on my shoulder while riding that car and then I ran out and started screaming and crying to my mom thats how I got my arachnophobia

    • @rafaelgames720
      @rafaelgames720 4 года назад +1

      i got raged by my friend and he throw a big rock at my foot and it blooded and my mom didn't let him go to my house
      and that's how i got my idk

    • @FusionRobin-uw7fh
      @FusionRobin-uw7fh 4 года назад

      @@SmitteaKat I have a phobia of ants but idk what it is called

  • @Bandoo2kk
    @Bandoo2kk 4 года назад +37

    2:44 he just talked in lowercase-

  • @Cynner009
    @Cynner009 Год назад +1

    1:21 The reason it was a brick wall is because you went up against the wall, so the wall was in the way of the jump scare. 3:26 Also that's honey. It's almost like it says "Honey" on the jar!

    • @somethingidkwhatimdoing
      @somethingidkwhatimdoing Год назад

      I’m pretty sure that honey thing is supposed to be like a trap that teddy uses to catch players like in piggy they use beartraps

  • @littlewitch480
    @littlewitch480 4 года назад +32

    " WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVING UP?"
    "oh wait.. that would be me"

  • @xavie4219
    @xavie4219 4 года назад +13

    5:01 flamingo was never this cruel before

  • @mcbchadwick
    @mcbchadwick 4 года назад +20

    “Brick wall” “Piggy kills u like MAAA”

  • @umhelloitsmee
    @umhelloitsmee 4 года назад +1

    Albert: he just give up? He just give up on everything in life
    Teddy: staring at him with bloody eyes
    Albert: What are you? Me??
    Me: dying out of laughter
    -3:02

  • @ansun1987
    @ansun1987 4 года назад +22

    “And I started screaming, and crying at the top of my lungs, good times man”
    *good times*

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 4 года назад

      Dont read my PROFILE PICTURè :)

  • @froptime
    @froptime 4 года назад +17

    Albert: "I hope this happens to all of you in real life"
    Me: *let me tell you a story of a 5 year old child*

    • @yes-l3g
      @yes-l3g 4 года назад +1

      @I Am KevinBB x2 shut it

    • @RyderMK
      @RyderMK 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 get a life

    • @imjustconf_used
      @imjustconf_used 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 shut up man why are you on every comment

    • @ihateitmyself8313
      @ihateitmyself8313 4 года назад

      GG

    • @ihateitmyself8313
      @ihateitmyself8313 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 AH FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS

  • @quinqar7658
    @quinqar7658 4 года назад +87

    The “E” sound is so satisfying.

  • @a_randomaccount
    @a_randomaccount 3 года назад +2

    1:15 you died in a coo-
    *albert realizes he’s like ron*

  • @amberallen5707
    @amberallen5707 4 года назад +27

    Flamingo: “ I’m a serious sally”
    Earth worm sally: “ friend friend friend “

  • @mxceyrxblx9069
    @mxceyrxblx9069 4 года назад +41

    Albert: “You cant see me because your dumb”
    Bot finds Albert: “AAAAHHH”

  • @Usersuna
    @Usersuna 4 года назад +12

    Me having a teddy bear next to me:don't.you.dare

  • @sealstraining216
    @sealstraining216 4 года назад +4

    albert can offend us without making us mad or sad

  • @fbhdqjwjrjgj
    @fbhdqjwjrjgj 4 года назад +11

    "Did the.. did the bot just leave 😂"
    - Flamingo 2020

    • @2sunburst912
      @2sunburst912 4 года назад

      Yeah bots can’t leave a game

  • @marie-jeannelema2161
    @marie-jeannelema2161 4 года назад +57

    Flamingo: *"Did you just gave up everything on life? What are you, me?"*
    *"insert same meme"*

  • @tactac6543
    @tactac6543 4 года назад +107

    when you realize that there are foot marks on the top of the doorway : I

    • @jassparrow1092
      @jassparrow1092 4 года назад +6

      That is actually paint marks

    • @jassparrow1092
      @jassparrow1092 4 года назад +3

      @Aarush Prakash me not it was someone else

    • @ashadadcomshaismybiologica3397
      @ashadadcomshaismybiologica3397 4 года назад +2

      @@jassparrow1092 lol u just liked ur own comment again

    • @chitxra
      @chitxra 4 года назад +4

      @@ashadadcomshaismybiologica3397 ah yes, because any comment with one like is self-liked

  • @carrots6071
    @carrots6071 4 года назад +4

    "A onesie is basically just a cowards fursuit" -albert 2020
    lmao

  • @maelus9388
    @maelus9388 4 года назад +22

    I literally hate when kids says “dont touch my tail” lmao

    • @ihateitmyself8313
      @ihateitmyself8313 4 года назад

      DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR

    • @picopogandolly9982
      @picopogandolly9982 4 года назад

      I always touch their tail

    • @_bofu
      @_bofu 4 года назад

      arent you also a kid

    • @igoresha301
      @igoresha301 4 года назад

      Every kid after they see this be like: oH pLeaSe tOuCh mY tAil

    • @_bofu
      @_bofu 4 года назад

      @@igoresha301 so you

  • @MessiEditzCC
    @MessiEditzCC 4 года назад +6

    3:03 “what are you me” -flamingo 2020

  • @sans5789
    @sans5789 4 года назад +7

    Albert: Then you got that guy running around killing kids haha
    Literally everyone: *visible concern*

  • @ughriley-9538
    @ughriley-9538 4 года назад +1

    Albert,I don’t know how you do it,but you make me laugh at brutal murderous bloody things.

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 4 года назад +31

    *"Onesies are just a cowards fursuit"* - Albert

    • @ophelia6355
      @ophelia6355 4 года назад +2

      Put that on a shirt and boom

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 4 года назад +1

      Connor eats pants

    • @vipidd
      @vipidd 4 года назад +3

      I legit got a onesie for Christmas and I'm wearing it right now, trust me it's way better than a fursuit

    • @justapieceofcheese
      @justapieceofcheese 4 года назад +1

      No truer words had been spoken

    • @bradfordwesner6690
      @bradfordwesner6690 4 года назад +1

      @@vipidd but fursuit

  • @lad969
    @lad969 4 года назад +7

    "I hope this happens to you in real life"
    2021: *Well that can be arranged*

  • @JuiceWRLDExtra
    @JuiceWRLDExtra 4 года назад +17

    Plot twist: the girl wasn’t roleplaying, her dad was actually playing the game.

  • @SPlRlT
    @SPlRlT 4 года назад +1

    Albert: *secret gift*
    Captions: secret glyph

  • @yra253
    @yra253 4 года назад +30

    1:15 “how did he not die from that”
    albert, its just a ball. how did u expect a giant teddy bear to die on a rolling ball?

  • @pebbleofficial
    @pebbleofficial 4 года назад +19

    Albert: “You can’t see me because you’re dumb.”
    Me: “I can’t see myself in the mirror because I’m dumb”

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад

      Z

    • @hexsiongaming4462
      @hexsiongaming4462 4 года назад +1

      wheres the funni

    • @Z1ps.
      @Z1ps. 4 года назад

      @@Kristian_0804 uhhhh what did she do?

    • @st1nkyapr1l27
      @st1nkyapr1l27 4 года назад

      @@bunbungirls6555 you’re scaring little kids

    • @Z1ps.
      @Z1ps. 4 года назад

      @@Kristian_0804 oh hm

  • @kennycoulman6629
    @kennycoulman6629 4 года назад +23

    Hey you, yes you i'm talking to you. What was the first thing you thought when you saw the thumbnail?
    Me: Five Nights at Freddy's

  • @duckieswelby7373
    @duckieswelby7373 4 года назад +1

    3:02
    Albert: u just give up in life >:( huh? what are you? *mE?* 😂
    Thats deffo what i would say 😂

  • @kasonishimm
    @kasonishimm 4 года назад +15

    I remember watching Gnome's game devs while he was making Teddy!

  • @CatterScatter.
    @CatterScatter. 4 года назад +9

    1:24 imagine teddy is just SMASHING your head in the brick wall

    • @CatterScatter.
      @CatterScatter. 4 года назад +1

      Bruh why did someone steal my comment thx for telling me though

  • @eternallyasleep
    @eternallyasleep 4 года назад +6

    1:42
    Nobody:
    Not even demons:
    Albert:seclet glifts

  • @asa9442
    @asa9442 Год назад

    Albert need to do more of this, I love this game it’s honestly so fun

  • @jaywasabsolutelytaken5755
    @jaywasabsolutelytaken5755 4 года назад +30

    albert has good times screaming and crying, good to know.