What It’s Like Living in California Now

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @niners5time822
    @niners5time822 3 года назад +3854

    I want to immigrate to the United States when I move out of California.

    • @EvanDear
      @EvanDear 3 года назад +69

      LOL!!!🤣

    • @concernedcitizen1607
      @concernedcitizen1607 3 года назад +317

      Just please don't vote Democrat when you come.

    • @aurabritto2462
      @aurabritto2462 3 года назад +31

      Veeeeery good !
      God bless .

    • @niners5time822
      @niners5time822 3 года назад +126

      @@concernedcitizen1607 I vote conservative. My family and I decided to stay and stand up.

    • @niners5time822
      @niners5time822 3 года назад +150

      @No Touchy we are conservative. We will vote that way anywhere we live. We decided to stay and fight for what we believe. Send prayers. Send ammo.

  • @ericmoses8281
    @ericmoses8281 4 года назад +2896

    This isn't even comedy anymore. Don't get me wrong, I still laughed... until I started crying.

    • @patriciamasci6172
      @patriciamasci6172 4 года назад +26

      I feel UR pain, Brother. These 🤡 Clowns just ain't FUNNY anymore! ⏱ Time to LOCKDOWN the Circus!!

    • @TVMADoc
      @TVMADoc 4 года назад +50

      Even JP can't manage to make CA's insanity seem funny for those of us who are incarcerated there.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 4 года назад +7

      Ever watched or read Watchmen? I keep thinking of the Comedian these days.

    • @RayW....
      @RayW.... 4 года назад +13

      Did the same up until the pedophile garbage. Then anger kicked in

    • @madmole56
      @madmole56 4 года назад +18

      I escaped that shithole in 2013, I thoroughly enjoyed this unil I remembered my friends and family still living there.

  • @GeographyNow
    @GeographyNow 4 года назад +13903

    As someone who lives in LA, This video really hits home.

    • @ManScoutsofAmerica
      @ManScoutsofAmerica 4 года назад +479

      New Yorkers are feeling it too.

    • @Jason-zw2dg
      @Jason-zw2dg 4 года назад +166

      @Williamhaney86 that's California's game plan. Thought you knew.

    • @jskidmore5
      @jskidmore5 4 года назад +51

      Ditto on that

    • @bootscooty
      @bootscooty 4 года назад +351

      I'm living in Venice right now. At my parents house. Cuz I can't afford the rent on the west side. They've built all these huge new apartment buildings and most of them sit empty while homeless people run around doing drugs and living in tents. It's insane

    • @Jason-zw2dg
      @Jason-zw2dg 4 года назад +79

      @@bootscooty bro, California should give you a free place to sleep

  • @gees9258
    @gees9258 2 года назад +188

    Things have gotten worse, since the making of this video.

    • @dustiemarie9121
      @dustiemarie9121 2 года назад +8

      And things have got even worser since you dropped this comment --- as a Californian's i support this Californian who supports that messages.
      ;

    • @ocorley3124
      @ocorley3124 Год назад

      Why?

    • @HB-lq1ou
      @HB-lq1ou Год назад +2

      Sad 😢

  • @willswengel9113
    @willswengel9113 4 года назад +5247

    California does not have any homeless people. They are urban outdoorsman.

  • @tinfoilskullcap7034
    @tinfoilskullcap7034 4 года назад +1939

    I was gonna vacation in CA but Somalia seems the better choice.

    • @iamlimitless7543
      @iamlimitless7543 4 года назад +23

      I'm from California and maaaan that's oold.... but funny as hell🤣🤣🤣

    • @hashimfarah9391
      @hashimfarah9391 4 года назад +3

      Not funny man..

    • @lionkingmohamed3929
      @lionkingmohamed3929 4 года назад +47

      I’m from Somalia welcome bro Somalia has 7,000 mile ocean coast line and have 2,000 mountain hiking zone Africa is big beautiful Continent But IMF banking and WHO also all the back stabbing by West and Asian country is what keeps Africa Down but welcome All just don’t Rape the Resources 🇸🇴

    • @loneravenue432
      @loneravenue432 4 года назад +3

      Nah go there bro and visit skid row, it will make you never wanna move there lol

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 4 года назад +7

      i hear they have pirates in somalia that koo

  • @fordtechchris
    @fordtechchris 4 года назад +2988

    We left California and moved to America last year.

  • @shannonnonnahs6943
    @shannonnonnahs6943 2 года назад +61

    As a Californian born and raised in this state I thank you for speaking the truth of this states corruption but still keeping me laughing at the same time . ✌

  • @98vwgolf
    @98vwgolf 4 года назад +724

    funny how the security cameras at a salon work just fine, but epsteins security camera "malfunctioned"

    • @CSFlock
      @CSFlock 4 года назад +10

      How convenient.🤔

    • @alfrednewman292
      @alfrednewman292 4 года назад +10

      That would be the difference between government and private. For private, not to function could harm whereas for government, to function would harm. And I'm not talking about victims.

    • @1sinister80
      @1sinister80 4 года назад +3

      Yeah the salon is a private company not tax payer funded so it and everything in it has to work or they would go out of business.

    • @alfrednewman292
      @alfrednewman292 4 года назад +5

      @@1sinister80 Funny how that works isn't it? But you had better believe those government cameras work really well when they are not trying to hide something.

    • @1sinister80
      @1sinister80 4 года назад +1

      @@alfrednewman292 Isn't that the truth.

  • @7eamGhast
    @7eamGhast 3 года назад +2626

    This guy is wise, he delivers truth in a sarcastic way, so he can’t be censored.

    • @feriafyre
      @feriafyre 3 года назад +111

      History dictates that if you tell the truth without making people laugh you'll be assassinated.

    • @7eamGhast
      @7eamGhast 3 года назад +30

      @@feriafyre I don’t doubt that, just thinking about all the “Natural Remedy” doctors that have gone missing, who just happened to be making miraculous healing with just diet changes, I don’t doubt it at all.

    • @VR-zh7lo
      @VR-zh7lo 3 года назад +8

      @@7eamGhast Can you share some names, so that I can check their work?

    • @DerekWicks
      @DerekWicks 3 года назад +13

      @@VR-zh7lo George Carlin

    • @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
      @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 3 года назад +1

      @@VR-zh7lo Pure D3 research gets you dead or deported with the quickness. That's one of MANY.

  • @hrhtreeoflife4815
    @hrhtreeoflife4815 3 года назад +565

    😂🤣🤦‍♀️👍👍⛱
    As a Californian...
    I approve this message!!!

    • @wesleynunez3825
      @wesleynunez3825 2 года назад +1

      :) This skit was funny. We need people like JP.

    • @aniruddhaiyengar8788
      @aniruddhaiyengar8788 2 года назад

      @Floor Roolf Damn right. Gavin is doing a great job.

    • @zachreese6540
      @zachreese6540 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobtehdinosaur
    @bobtehdinosaur 2 года назад +27

    After visiting San Francisco, it made me feel grateful that I live in Detroit.

  • @jonsatko430
    @jonsatko430 4 года назад +279

    " LA is more Detroit than Detroit ever was." Ouch.

    • @PGXPPR
      @PGXPPR 4 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @GenXer333
      @GenXer333 4 года назад +1

      It's true. Just more expensive to live in Detroit, California.

  • @kristinmango3051
    @kristinmango3051 4 года назад +125

    I'm a born and raised Californian. This was so accurate it hurt. I left at 18, and it was the best decision. I just wish my family would get out.

    • @dig1272
      @dig1272 4 года назад +4

      I want to know what state you chose. I may have to leave at some point.. so sad for me. I was born here. My dad was born in San Diego....Calif feels like part of my body...:'(
      I am claustrophobic in AZ....my late parents retired to Lake Havasu City so I drove out there 3 times a year...I cannot do it. Too isolated, hot and dependent on A/C.

    • @MysticHermit912
      @MysticHermit912 4 года назад +1

      @@dig1272 Exactly. I moved to the desert from San Diego. I've been in a.c. since May! I hate it here! Can't wait to move back to the coast. California is beautiful.

    • @empathetic_mexirican
      @empathetic_mexirican 4 года назад

      Oregon, not Portland though!

    • @salty_berserker_channel
      @salty_berserker_channel 4 года назад

      Same same

    • @salty_berserker_channel
      @salty_berserker_channel 4 года назад

      @@MysticHermit912 most of California is a desert. why would you move somewhere hotter? Plenty of space in PNW

  • @spinkyl9559
    @spinkyl9559 4 года назад +345

    If all the pedophiles were sent to jail, the movies would improve.

    • @DjIgganorent
      @DjIgganorent 4 года назад +2

      you mean to tell me that all of a sudden the only thing Hollywood makes is comic book movies and dungeons and dragons type crap and it's because there's pedophiles? Who would have guessed... Did you say: anybody who went to high school in the '90s?
      Comics and d&d are like how you end up a profile or something..

    • @Project144K
      @Project144K 4 года назад

      @kajestro m. Very likely

  • @tarar3280
    @tarar3280 2 года назад +644

    "I'm living in the world's biggest prison" this needs to be updated because Australia definitely surpassed them now 😂

  • @asklfhjaw8o48934
    @asklfhjaw8o48934 4 года назад +278

    Cold open: "Hi, I'm living in the world's largest prison. It's called, 'California.'" Priceless!

    • @silverstormrifleworks7080
      @silverstormrifleworks7080 4 года назад +4

      @@Whiskeybuisness a lot of people that would like to leave don't have the money to pack up in leave since they cant work, or don't have the hours they once did, they are literally stuck over there, which is a large part of the reason people say its a prison.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +2

      @Whiskeybuisness
      You’re a clueless moron that doesn’t know shit about California then if you say that Californians “let” it become what it is. You really embarrass yourself when you talk about things you do not know of.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад

      @Whiskeybuisness
      What the hell... my reply vanished.
      /facepalm
      I’ve no idea why, as I don’t think I used any “trigger words” to upset Susan. Well, I’m going to keep this really brief, because I don’t feel like rewriting the whole damn thing now. Maybe I’ll expand on it later… For now, just look up what prop 187 was from the early1990s, and read about what the voters will was and what happened.

  • @davefetch6064
    @davefetch6064 4 года назад +5685

    This isn’t satire...this is a documentary.

    • @GenXer333
      @GenXer333 4 года назад +14

      Wait! It's not??

    • @danielwhitaker5445
      @danielwhitaker5445 4 года назад +18

      This is Comedic Heroin!!

    • @unitedspacepirates9075
      @unitedspacepirates9075 4 года назад +36

      "They Live was a documentary"
      -Roddy Piper

    • @pagelewis73
      @pagelewis73 4 года назад +24

      What does California's government do with the funds ???

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +38

      @page lewis
      They steal it, duh. Those billion dollars they get in propositions that they vote into place with their hacked digital voting machines go to projects that they set up with their crooked friends’ businesses as the businesses that get awarded the job/contract to use that money on the so-called construction or w/e is needed - they cook the books by charging waaay more than they actually use, and do shitty jobs, or hell, don’t even finish the jobs (like that long ass speed rail or w/e they said they’d finish going from san fran to san diego iirc).

  • @jeffweaver955
    @jeffweaver955 4 года назад +311

    I’m Californian and that’s Amazingly accurate. I guess I’m not progressive enough because I believe our politicians are draconian.

    •  4 года назад +6

      You never heard of agenda 21 sustainable development?

    • @onemoredoll5791
      @onemoredoll5791 4 года назад +3

      No kidding. Why are we still here.

  • @miroslavm2553
    @miroslavm2553 2 года назад +43

    You are unbelievable right about everything. I can’t express in words how much I admire your personality and what you do. 🇺🇸👍🏾❤️

  • @chadfallentine5540
    @chadfallentine5540 4 года назад +174

    This video has more gold than the entire state of California

  • @jcooper43
    @jcooper43 4 года назад +1115

    We Arizonans are seeing the affects of this. Tons of Cali folk moving here. We have a saying here, "Don't California my Arizona".

    • @HairyPixels
      @HairyPixels 4 года назад +51

      You think they'll listen? Look at what happened to Colorado.

    • @berryorange5374
      @berryorange5374 4 года назад +41

      @@HairyPixels I'm a native in Colorado and yes, a lot of people from Cali have been moving in lately. However, Coloradans don't like them at all so not really sure what Californians were expecting.

    • @HairyPixels
      @HairyPixels 4 года назад +20

      @@berryorange5374 They've totally changed the politics of the state though. It doesn't matter if they don't like them, the state is now blue forever.

    • @berryorange5374
      @berryorange5374 4 года назад +10

      @@HairyPixels yes it's true, but not the entire state. I live outside of Denver and people here are still pretty conservative, including my own family.

    • @meerkat1954
      @meerkat1954 4 года назад +55

      @@HairyPixels Arizona is now a swing state as well, when it used to be Republican. Moronic Democrat voters never seem to learn.

  • @Websitedr
    @Websitedr 4 года назад +319

    I feel like i just watched a California tourism ad.

    • @arkplaysgame3826
      @arkplaysgame3826 4 года назад

      @@CSPORTPDX bwhahahaha

    • @SovereignZuul
      @SovereignZuul 4 года назад +1

      * *short drum solo* * Fun times in California today! C-A-L-I-F-O-R-N-I-A!! Come on down to Cali everyone!

  • @Lillith1203
    @Lillith1203 Год назад +4

    My father was in the Navy and stationed in San Francisco 2 times, once in WWII, once in Korea. He loved SF so much he planned to move there or on the peninsula after he got out of service in 1954. Family circumstances and work prevented that from happening. He was administrator of VA hospital in our city 1959-1984 and told me many times how wonderful SF was and wanted to take me there. He never got to go back because of job responsibilities and told me to make sure to go and see it. He died in 1986. I never got to go out to CA and see SF. Last time I heard from friends that formerly lived there or visited what it was like now, I know now I never want to go. From what I have heard about what it is like now, I am very glad my dad is not around to witness the demise of what once was the wonderful town and memories of it my dad shared with me.

  • @mdw908
    @mdw908 3 года назад +434

    “It’s more Detroit than Detroit ever was.” 🤣 As a native of Detroit and a 35 year California resident this cracked me up. It’s SO true!

    • @wiktorwektor123
      @wiktorwektor123 3 года назад +6

      If you move to another state don't vote for Democrats, their policies destroyed your previous and current one state.

    • @Thought_Criminal_13
      @Thought_Criminal_13 3 года назад +7

      @@wiktorwektor123 politicians are actors. They do not decide ANYTHING. People need to realize the CFR , UN, Bilderbergs and others are in control of the political parasites. Above them are the real puppet masters and we will never know there names. U.S.A represents a corporation. The "President " is merely the CEO of the corporation. "Politicians " are Policy Creators. "Police" are Policy Enforcers. 2 party system is merely Divide and Conquer, illusion of choice. Trump and Bieden both admitted Zionists. Behind closed doors when cameras are shut off they are all friends laughing at us.

    • @conqueryourfuture6134
      @conqueryourfuture6134 3 года назад +2

      Ironically Detroit has received billions upon billions of dollars to clean up their habits and choose not to. Including trumps executive orders to funnel cash there.

    • @Thought_Criminal_13
      @Thought_Criminal_13 3 года назад +2

      @@conqueryourfuture6134 yup, I do not know how any Conservatives can still believe Trump is on "their team". Then do not get me started on Liberals. Then again Liberal doesnt mean the same thing as when I was growing up. I do not think anybody realizes that the majority of Americans are Independents. Last time I checked I believe it was about 30% Republican, 30% Democrat, and 40% Independents. Although it is difficult to trust any polls or statistics. Like FDR said, "Presidents are selected, not elected". People still havent figured out that every single President is repated to one another. Like George Carlin said, "Its a big club and you are not in it".

    • @keiganblaise9878
      @keiganblaise9878 3 года назад +4

      @@wiktorwektor123 Stop being an idiot. The whole government is corrupt. It is a _bipartisan_ system. How the _fuck_ do you not understand how bad that is? It's sad that it took over 200 years for Americans to finally start waking up and seeing that. We need a multipartisan system. Period.
      That "swamp" that we Americans speak of? Yeah, it isn't just the D-Party. It's _all_ of'em. And it's one _big_ fucking swamp.
      Democrats. Republicans. It doesn't matter. The _vast_ majority of our local and national leaders are corrupt, one way or another. Some of them, to the very core. From Trump, Biden, Obama, McConnell, Pelosi, Warren, and Harris, to Kavanaugh, Cruz, the Clintons, and many, _many_ more, there are increasingly fewer and fewer actual _good_ people entering the American political atmosphere, and even _fewer_ leaving it as the same people they entered as. Chances are, no matter _how_ good you are, if you enter American politics (or Earth politics rather, because it really doesn't matter _where_ the fuck you live), you are not going to be the same person down the line. Very few are able to fight back against the systemic corruption and greed. And the careers of those who try usually don't last long. Fight back too hard, and _you_ might not last long, depending on where you live and what your political views are compared to the rest of your party's.
      As for those of you saying we'll never know the names of the "true puppet masters" (ugh, that makes me cringe), you are also being idiots. The answer is right in front of us, and it has been for years, since the Robber Barons and before. We already _know_ the people responsible for our plights. And those people exist in literally _every_ industry across the free market. They are the CEOs and chairmen. They are the investors and shareholders. They are the rich and the powerful, who are dubbed "elite", and who send in lobbyists by the dozens, day in and day out, to get their way with policies and regulations that _should_ be protecting us, not killing us slowly and painfully.
      These are people like Patricia E. Vance and Strauss Zelnick, Bobby Kotick, and Andrew Wilson. These are people like Alex Gorsky and Ian C. Read. These are people like Tim Cook and Jeff Bezos and Dion Weisler.
      I name these people _not_ because they are rich and powerful though. I name these people because the practices their businesses use to _conduct_ business on this planet are actively, _physically_ destroying the world, and mentally torturing _millions_ of people worldwide, each and every day. These people aren't necessarily "evil", but they are not deserving of the positions they are in, and do not deserve to run _any_ sort of business after the _shit_ that these businesses and entire industries have been causing for decades. It is time that Americans, and more importantly, _people,_ start opening their damn eyes and seeing the Bigger Picture. It is time that we start fighting back against not only our governments, but the private businesses that have them in their back pockets.
      I am not against capitalism, just like I am not against socialism. I am against the _extremes_ of these systems, and right now, America, we are seeing _extreme_ capitalism at its fucking finest. It is destroying us. It is destroying everything.
      We need to grow the fuck up, stop dividing ourselves, and start being aware that there _is_ such thing as a common enemy. And I just told you who that enemy is. Do your own research if you need more to go off of. I advise you do.
      Edit: It shouldn't take a _kid_ to tell his people this.

  • @somerandomshrink1286
    @somerandomshrink1286 3 года назад +443

    The dumpster in the background should have been on fire.

    • @4inaftermath454
      @4inaftermath454 3 года назад +3

      I have enough money for us to find that dumpster and set fire to it, i love setting fires!!! Ah christmas!! cnt wait for my birthday!!!!

    • @theguywhoasked5591
      @theguywhoasked5591 3 года назад +1

      @@4inaftermath454 My birthday is tomorrow.

    • @daedae999
      @daedae999 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/r6gIFNq9_zo/видео.html

    • @4inaftermath454
      @4inaftermath454 3 года назад +1

      @@theguywhoasked5591 no it’s not, I think it’s June 15th Lollx no?

    • @gregorio3139
      @gregorio3139 3 года назад

      Don't have time to watch the whole vid but I hope this is sarcasm I've lived in CA all my life and the erosion in our standard of living during my lifetime has gone down immensely....it's cratered, surpassing the national average. Someone like this character will probably be governor in 10 years.

  • @Kilgore6549
    @Kilgore6549 4 года назад +785

    “More Detroit than Detroit ever was” is a classic line.

    • @evilchaperone
      @evilchaperone 4 года назад +12

      Except way higher taxes.

    • @AshleyLebedev
      @AshleyLebedev 4 года назад +11

      So is Minneapolis which I just happily left 🙏🏻

    • @philosophycoaching8002
      @philosophycoaching8002 4 года назад +1

      @@AshleyLebedev where did u go

    • @jreydelacruz
      @jreydelacruz 4 года назад +2

      Couldn't agree more, I was born in Santa Cruz *noticed his hoodie. Moved to Texas in 2003 and never looked back.

    • @MarkMcDaniel
      @MarkMcDaniel 4 года назад +3

      @@jreydelacruz -- I hope you didn't bring lefty politics with you.

  • @jodiegatz4191
    @jodiegatz4191 2 года назад +10

    I left California at my first opportunity! Thank you God!!

  • @FeonaLeeJones
    @FeonaLeeJones 3 года назад +1435

    As someone who lives in Santa Cruz...this video is 110% accurate

    • @Museismify
      @Museismify 3 года назад +34

      Just moved from Santa Cruz a month ago after living there since birth. Most of CA has become so corrupt and expensive that it just wasn't worth it anymore. I'm glad I got to enjoy most of the natural environment and the beach while it was nice to be there. Just not worth it now. I'd rather live near a lake in the midwest and be around people that are less elitist/snobby then deal with another second of horrible traffic, corruption, and high rent in CA.

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic 3 года назад +11

      Dang that sucks, I love Santa Cruz.

    • @alexdiaz1492
      @alexdiaz1492 3 года назад +14

      I remember leaving LA to go to school up at ucsc and thinking… wooow… this state is fucked.

    • @sandracastellanos921
      @sandracastellanos921 3 года назад +16

      Went to school there and felt depressed being around homeless junkies Everywhere

    • @mr.j8619
      @mr.j8619 3 года назад +10

      Just came back from Santa Cruz and it is hitting the nail on the head unfortunately what was a beautiful fun place when I was a kid is now littered with a homeless camps shit on the sidewalk and it’s just so very sad seeing what is being done to our beautiful state

  • @Cyphlix
    @Cyphlix 3 года назад +540

    "Homelessness industrial complex" I nearly spit out my drink.

    • @BrokeCanadian
      @BrokeCanadian 3 года назад +6

      5:59 I was hoping he'd say "... if they all had to go to jail for as long as they deserved... our jails would have a massive pedo problem!" 😂

    • @lightwarrior432
      @lightwarrior432 3 года назад +2

      DITTO! 🤣

    • @stephenhay4878
      @stephenhay4878 3 года назад +2

      Imagine they got organized "THUNDERDOME"

    • @stephenhay4878
      @stephenhay4878 3 года назад +2

      @@BrokeCanadian dont be silly how would predators spread fear if their in prison I Mean C'mon Guys. Corn pop is a bad dude.

    • @kk70x7
      @kk70x7 3 года назад +3

      As someone who used to live near Seattle - this is a REAL thing! So many people are employed to "support the homeless". It's literally billions of tax dollars but the problem never actually gets any better. Just more "work" and more tax money. Total scam.

  • @oliviacalhoon725
    @oliviacalhoon725 4 года назад +262

    You have absolutely refined this style of humor. The most fluid blend of humor and truth I ever did see 🙌🏼😎

    • @rolandblaise1149
      @rolandblaise1149 4 года назад +5

      Well said

    • @cajunstrat
      @cajunstrat 4 года назад +7

      Illustrating political absurdity by being absurd, love it!

    • @moralman8762
      @moralman8762 4 года назад

      beautiful sarcasm

    • @aubreyloganmusic
      @aubreyloganmusic 4 года назад

      Perfect satire

    • @doctorcrypto3048
      @doctorcrypto3048 4 года назад

      All true except taxing ultra rich!!! Lets also remember California has compassion we don’t hassle homeless(needy) like rest of country and we have mild weather. This attracts the homeless! California is an absolute failure because of the inequality of wealth! Elites invest their money in real estate artificially inflating the cost of homes and living! Why They invest in California number one economy! When fortune 500 and elites buy tons of real estate we get screwed! This is a very good thing to tax rich as much as possible and if they leave great that will help bring prices down!!!! Taxing is to prevent wealth inequality rich people need to be taxed 70% like FDR did!!! Remember the fed prints the money they dont need the taxes! People are confused about this! Taxes just curb the wealth inequality and sure if the taxes get redistributed to help the needy, how is that a bad thing?

  • @jaxsonburton7079
    @jaxsonburton7079 2 года назад +4

    Love your videos keep them coming, thx brother.

  • @christianp.graham4753
    @christianp.graham4753 4 года назад +548

    "Getting to pay the most to live in the worst conditions can only mean one thing. Im smart and our politicians know what their doing"😂😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh out loud😂😂

    • @ashleyj7789
      @ashleyj7789 4 года назад +7

      LMFAO!!! Yeap, I laughed at this one too.....He's a smart guy creating a satire out this abysmal situation.

    • @breh9284
      @breh9284 4 года назад +2

      Yeah we're getting screwed like the Palestinians by the lsraeIis huh?

    • @cindyoteri1895
      @cindyoteri1895 4 года назад

      It's not supposed to be funny

  • @charleneblack2792
    @charleneblack2792 3 года назад +731

    When comedy becomes reality. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    • @wmckinney4530
      @wmckinney4530 3 года назад +11

      cry, yep for sure.... cry.

    • @sharonabend
      @sharonabend 2 года назад +5

      BOTH!!!

    • @Texan_Patriot
      @Texan_Patriot 2 года назад +3

      Crylaugh. Why do only one, do both and save time!

    • @priscilla-pilgrimgirl7105
      @priscilla-pilgrimgirl7105 2 года назад

      Agreed, completely! Priscilla

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 2 года назад

      Alcohol sometimes is or can be an adequate substitute for crying OR laughing. Some might recommend weed instead, but that stuff just makes my "tin foil hat" feel VERY TIGHT on my head.

  • @masterbulgokov
    @masterbulgokov 4 года назад +139

    "Homelessness Industrial Complex" - perfect.

  • @wizzardofpaws2420
    @wizzardofpaws2420 2 года назад +11

    I've been binge watching JP for the last day. I am in stitches! Everything is so TRUE!!😁

  • @benlewis5312
    @benlewis5312 4 года назад +689

    UNICEF: You can feed and shelter this starving Californian for just $500 a day

  • @anarchyx914
    @anarchyx914 4 года назад +226

    JP has figured out the RUclips algorithm and broken it.

    • @VictorMawhinney
      @VictorMawhinney 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

    • @pocket83squared
      @pocket83squared 4 года назад

      Yeah, it's called _populist satire._ Real tough code to crack.
      Average Joe Moron conflates simple truth with actual truth, and so he likes to hear it repeated in humor form. The roasting of crystal carrying new-agers was at least funny, but the redpilled stuff is just low-hanging fruit that lacks enough nuance to please the new 'woke' of the low class: Libertarians.

  • @twistedcircus7131
    @twistedcircus7131 2 года назад +2

    Your sarcasm is so concentrated, it becomes cathartic.

  • @hoviksmail
    @hoviksmail 3 года назад +418

    If you just change it from "Homeless" to "Urban Campers", bam, Homeless problem solved.

    • @FlowerTrollSan
      @FlowerTrollSan 3 года назад +7

      Of course, "homeless" is offensive after all, lol 😂

    • @denisesifuentes5026
      @denisesifuentes5026 3 года назад

      Homeless isn't offensive lmao 🤣 it means you don't have a home. Ha

    • @JCP389
      @JCP389 3 года назад +2

      Big brain take right here.

    • @shippo72
      @shippo72 3 года назад +7

      @nismo510 OMFG, I thought you were kidding. Most of the links to "Unhoused Neighbors" charities on Google are centered in California, mostly southern Cali. It's interesting to see that the number of homeless charities exploded in number, but the homeless just keep growing in size. It's almost as if all those charities are just pocketing all the money for themselves.

    • @CorrosiveColin
      @CorrosiveColin 3 года назад +5

      "Undocumented Campers"

  • @MikhalisBramouell
    @MikhalisBramouell 4 года назад +109

    We don't have a problem with homelessness, our homeless community is thriving and swelling daily!

    • @KS-kw1gb
      @KS-kw1gb 4 года назад +2

      So if I want to go on a good camping trip I know where to go

    • @PeachesCourage
      @PeachesCourage 4 года назад +1

      OOOOOooh people make so angry who still believe that if you take 4 months to have people stay at home with a very serious virus on the loose? Time LINE NOV 15 TO MARCH 15 WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN LOCK DOWN DUHHH were we ? DUH NO !!!!!!!! Then do this do that and can't make up their chicken plucking minds I was thinking a chicken should have given them a mind DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just heard what I still believe and Luc Montagnier (discovered HIV ) stated also and looked for someone like him in March when COVIE went up 600% that the virus was lab made and needed a similar strain to sustain itself or die out Well guess what another studies plural from two well respected virologists one from China saying the same thing in fact they have proof of this Their papers will be out soon The virus did need a similar strain to continue and that was about 900 miles away from Wuhan they state so it died out there One of them is Chinese and she is getting suppressed by our country for MONEY and as long as these dummies continue following orders THAT WILL SAVE THEM HOWEVER IN THE LONG RUN DUH HELLO ? IT WON'T GOD THIS MAKES ME SOOOO ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @PearComputingDevices
      @PearComputingDevices 4 года назад +1

      That homelessness industrial complex is thriving!

  • @kokotxa
    @kokotxa 4 года назад +1558

    this dude NEVER skips leg day

    • @shippo72
      @shippo72 4 года назад +18

      Holy crap, that is Major League Soccer levels of ripped. I bet he can kick a soccer ball clear across the filed into the other team's goal no prob.

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson 4 года назад +31

      straight up tree trunks

    • @Andrew-vq2zr
      @Andrew-vq2zr 4 года назад +46

      I was surprised i had to scroll so far to see this, I couldn't believe how thick his thighs were lol

    • @carpice
      @carpice 4 года назад +7

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @mxrc179
      @mxrc179 4 года назад +6

      Edema from too much cacao?

  • @TessaGolden3
    @TessaGolden3 2 года назад +30

    Had to listen to, "makes us as loving and accepting as a spineless door mat" - caught me completely off guard and laughed my head off!

  • @aceisme1
    @aceisme1 4 года назад +89

    As a Californian, I am sadly depressed by the accuracies in this video

    • @rockybalboa8378
      @rockybalboa8378 4 года назад +2

      California keeps voting liberal ....enough said, so sad.

    • @Flexin010
      @Flexin010 4 года назад +1

      Yeah me too.

    • @AE5X
      @AE5X 4 года назад

      @@rockybalboa8378 They are modern-day flagellants.

    • @brunoherrera2574
      @brunoherrera2574 4 года назад +1

      @@rockybalboa8378 idk wth you guys from USA think liberal is. But is not liberal like in economy. Here in Brazil we are growing as real liberals. Less State less burocraci less taxes. I mean we are not exactly doing it we just have more people thinking in that way.

    • @nicoladevon
      @nicoladevon 4 года назад

      Right there with you

  • @ilovemybrats2
    @ilovemybrats2 4 года назад +424

    “She never meant to get caught. It was an honest mistake.”

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 4 года назад +6

      🤣😂🤣😂👍

    • @lmcc007
      @lmcc007 4 года назад +5

      She was “set up”. Didn’t you hear her?

    • @69zenos1
      @69zenos1 4 года назад +10

      Her being a hypocrite doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as the fact that she threw the salon owner under the bus and is trying to destroy her life.

    • @Tyrant175
      @Tyrant175 4 года назад +5

      @@69zenos1 Fortunately, that woman had a go fund me campaign, and moved out of that overrated shithole of a state!

    • @q0w1e2r3t4y5
      @q0w1e2r3t4y5 4 года назад +1

      Such a beautiful sentence. :D

  • @bodysnatcher7078
    @bodysnatcher7078 4 года назад +111

    As someone who lives in California... I approve this message

    • @lespaul36
      @lespaul36 4 года назад +3

      I second as a CA resident.

    • @Isidore22
      @Isidore22 4 года назад +3

      I also approve as someone who lives in LA. For the last 10 years I've watched the people around me shoot themselves in the legs then blame the world around them for their handicap.

    • @lespaul36
      @lespaul36 4 года назад

      @City17.76 Just remember only about 4 million here to not swing left with many heavily left.

    • @lespaul36
      @lespaul36 4 года назад

      @City17.76 Maybe modest on that, but I don't have numbers in front of me LOL. But, I seem to have earned a TX card from a few people and some others inviting me. I am old enough to remember when Dems where pretty central. This stuff is crazy. I went from dem to repub to right leaning libertarian. My view is for the gov the stay TF out of my business and don't tax the F out of me. Guessing that makes me conservative these days LOL

    • @Isidore22
      @Isidore22 4 года назад

      @City17.76 Southern California was a desert and still would be if we didn't get all our water from up North. Los Angeles does need to cut its population down by about half at least. Me and about 12 other people close to me will be some that leave.

  • @leannlaudahl7800
    @leannlaudahl7800 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for your standing for us the people.You are appreciated.

  • @jeffcox6539
    @jeffcox6539 3 года назад +1071

    Worst part of 2020 was realizing how much everyone's become sheep. Government can't control, unless you let them.

    • @daizybugs219
      @daizybugs219 3 года назад +19

      SERIOUSLY👏🏻👏🏻 I’m with ya on this!

    • @KatMarie1992
      @KatMarie1992 3 года назад +7

      💯💯

    • @Briancamposarsenal08
      @Briancamposarsenal08 3 года назад +22

      Seriously, there is a serious case of idiocy in our country. Coming mostly from leftist democrats not understanding how civilized society is supposed to work. TRUMP 2020

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 3 года назад +11

      The liberal sheeple problem is real.

    • @ifinicle
      @ifinicle 3 года назад +9

      That's the BEST part of 2020. Highlighting a problem will both elevate the solution and make it worse. It needed this exposure. Even some of the sheep are starting to see it.

  • @NicoEl119
    @NicoEl119 4 года назад +229

    This is Exactly how CNN reports everything..😂

    • @kathylin2014
      @kathylin2014 4 года назад

      Nico El best comment today !!✌️✌️ i should know, am living in Los Angels 🤣🤣

  • @pokegoheroes
    @pokegoheroes 4 года назад +99

    As a person currently living in California this video was cathartic. Soo true. God help us

    • @dig1272
      @dig1272 4 года назад +3

      I think I am in denial as I live in a great smaller more conservative So Cal town and we do not have homeless people in our streets, but I am preparing...been decluttering my garage, doing home improvements, garage sales soon...want to prepare for the day I may have to sell my home..my older daughter and I will just have to explore another state or two by renting first....

    • @lespaul36
      @lespaul36 4 года назад +5

      Yup, So Cal resident myself and it has changed a lot. My area is fractured between liberals and conservatives. A lot have gone libertarian with all this vast splitting of parties. But the homeless population that used to be 0 has really grown in the last 15 years or so. Especially the last 8. I would love to see this state regain what it used to be, but I think I am going to end up leaving. You try to correct a misconception about Trump (even when I really didn't care for him) and it is a fight, there is a lack of civil discord.

    • @gloatinggoat544
      @gloatinggoat544 4 года назад +4

      You get the state govt you vote for. Vote for change. Or at some point, you will have to contend with moving

    • @lespaul36
      @lespaul36 4 года назад +3

      @@gloatinggoat544 We have a push on recalling the current governor. But he is the nephew of Pelosi. I am starting to wonder how honest our elections are.

    • @gloatinggoat544
      @gloatinggoat544 4 года назад +5

      @@lespaul36 i feel for californians. Gavin Newsome needs to go

  • @emilygraham1752
    @emilygraham1752 2 года назад +3

    The Homelessness Industrial Complex!!
    Way. Too. Good. JP.
    And on point.
    Emily Liberty.

  • @firstlast0001
    @firstlast0001 4 года назад +78

    As a long time Californian, I approve this message.

  • @Timinator62
    @Timinator62 4 года назад +99

    The "thing" that really worries me, is these Politicians have ZERO fear of being Voted OUT...it's like they have some sort of control over Elections...

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 4 года назад +7

      The entire state is run by a huge political machine that watches over its own affairs. If anyone thinks that's too far fetched watch Hacking Democracy. One of the most terrifying documentaries you can find (no, it's not about the bogus Russian hoax)

    • @davidwilliams4837
      @davidwilliams4837 4 года назад +11

      "The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. It's enough that there's an APPEARANCE of an election." Stalin

    • @mminkoff
      @mminkoff 4 года назад +4

      Not really that conspiring .. allowing yearly influxes of illegal immigrants to vote, ramping up votes of convicts in prison, counting absentee ballots of people, who have already voted in another state, ... the next plan is to have 16 year olds vote, who do not even pay taxes

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +3

      @mminkoff
      Bud, those electronic machines will give them any result they wish. Things really went to hell exponentially once those came out.

    • @delightfuldeb1218
      @delightfuldeb1218 4 года назад +4

      It's called elections are rigged in California!

  • @lesigh1749
    @lesigh1749 4 года назад +191

    I want to laugh, but then I remember, this isn't actually a joke. This is happening for real.

  • @Cherbear609
    @Cherbear609 2 года назад +3

    My boyfriend & I escaped years ago…. so glad we got out when we did! So sad, it was a beautiful place.

  • @patriothippie5881
    @patriothippie5881 4 года назад +104

    "Homelessness industrial complex"
    CLASSIC !!!

    • @awakenow7147
      @awakenow7147 4 года назад +5

      I like your username. There are so many people who don't understand that you can be a patriot and something of a hippie at the same time.

  • @neilkonitshek2906
    @neilkonitshek2906 3 года назад +295

    Lived in southern California for 35 years... I left and my life got significantly better 🤔

    • @jamiethomas8975
      @jamiethomas8975 3 года назад +13

      I'm 35 now and been here my whole life. Can't wait to find me a plot of land in another state and leave

    • @SteveSmith-lk1tb
      @SteveSmith-lk1tb 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, california was pretty cool back in the 80's

    • @darren6951
      @darren6951 3 года назад +1

      Funny how that works.

    • @Thequrva
      @Thequrva 3 года назад +2

      @FreymanArt probably somewhere else to continue the F up they did in California.

    • @margotdourand2507
      @margotdourand2507 3 года назад +1

      Ours got worse in Colorado. Thanks

  • @JacquelineMcIntoshNo1
    @JacquelineMcIntoshNo1 3 года назад +365

    So deadly and yet all of the homeless are unaffected, interesting.

    • @zanesnacks4172
      @zanesnacks4172 3 года назад +35

      They got the strongest immune systems

    • @the90sbrain
      @the90sbrain 3 года назад +8

      That can be arranged.

    • @JacquelineMcIntoshNo1
      @JacquelineMcIntoshNo1 3 года назад +5

      @@zanesnacks4172 Good point, I think you are correct.

    • @terminatortsw8006
      @terminatortsw8006 3 года назад +9

      Hardly unaffected. The homeless are carrying ACTIVE PLAGUES and hundreds of extremely contagious diseases.😱

    • @billbones439
      @billbones439 3 года назад +4

      Been saying that same thing since the beginning

  • @jasonhahn7959
    @jasonhahn7959 2 года назад +8

    I used to live in that prison, this video is 100% accurate.

  • @chenanigans
    @chenanigans 4 года назад +103

    JP doing the Lord's work exposing these elite devils. Protect this man and God bless him❤❤❤

    • @kevinho8616
      @kevinho8616 4 года назад +6

      Yup. Pray for him. RUclips has started to target his channel

    • @horizen2142
      @horizen2142 4 года назад +2

      God is truly busy working through all the people to cleanse his land,......cool😎🙏🏿

  • @NerdyEd
    @NerdyEd 4 года назад +311

    LOL: "As loving and accepting as a spineless doormat"

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 4 года назад +2

      Californication Gov is related to Pelosi I heard.

    • @JeffCounsil-rp4qv
      @JeffCounsil-rp4qv 4 года назад +1

      @@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh It's the Medusa's Step Son...

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 4 года назад +1

      @@JeffCounsil-rp4qv with hearts turned to stone?

    • @JeffCounsil-rp4qv
      @JeffCounsil-rp4qv 4 года назад

      @@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh It runs in the family and adds a whole new dimension to "As Cold as Ice"... The Dark Ages are at our doorstep.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 4 года назад +1

      @@JeffCounsil-rp4qv Indeed you are right as the country turned away from the Bible and the light which means darkness. I am not sure you would believe the changes I have seen in the USSA since my childhood. It used to be safe and friendly...a dime would buy 2 large candy bars and jobs plentiful.

  • @swag304
    @swag304 2 года назад +38

    As someone who lives in California, can confirm this is true

  • @Olhar.Internacional
    @Olhar.Internacional 4 года назад +10596

    I want JP on Joe Rogan's podcast NOW!

    • @e.h.5849
      @e.h.5849 4 года назад +31

      He's had an interview on BATGAP a time ago, but that was prior to all this corona nonsense..

    • @travithefungi3960
      @travithefungi3960 4 года назад +16

      Yes!

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 4 года назад +61

      JP and JR

    • @Mathew_Thomas
      @Mathew_Thomas 4 года назад +147

      Spotify would probably just remove it like they did all the other good ones

    • @edwarddalton538
      @edwarddalton538 4 года назад +81

      Tim Kennedy brought him up when he was on Joe's podcast, let's hope that helps. He deserves to be on. Always raise voices fighting back against tyranny, comedy is the most effective weapon besides a bullet.

  • @jpeterman57
    @jpeterman57 4 года назад +435

    "Homeless" is negative talk and should be banned. These are urban outdoorsmen.

    • @BubblyFace21
      @BubblyFace21 4 года назад +37

      Hahahah!! It’s house-shaming

    • @guygullible2295
      @guygullible2295 4 года назад +10

      You should run for office - you would get a ton of votes from woke folks.

    • @justhangingout1747
      @justhangingout1747 4 года назад +35

      You mean urban outdoors *people*. We should never assume gender!

    • @sempergumby2341
      @sempergumby2341 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @explosives101
      @explosives101 4 года назад +4

      @@justhangingout1747 Beat me to it.

  • @KirbyLWallace
    @KirbyLWallace 4 года назад +366

    Pyramid Schemes. And we all know pyramids are the most stable structures on earth. LOL Pure GOLD!

  • @arjanschaffer1318
    @arjanschaffer1318 2 года назад +34

    In my teenage years, growing up in 🇳🇱 Holland, i was a dead Kennedys fan. The eighties. California was the place for counterculture. It had a special meaning for many of us in Europe. So much changed within these years. Now a conservative opinion is the counterculture, completely getting suppressed by the ones who always had a mouth full of the importance of free speech.

    • @hplovecraft1402
      @hplovecraft1402 2 года назад +1

      100% agreed by a Brit , back in the days of Californication by the Chillies or California Love by 2Pac and Chris Tucker :)

    • @quasmati
      @quasmati 2 года назад +5

      I was punk in the late 80s early 90s. Now I'm a Trump supporter. Guess I'm still punk

  • @valens5287
    @valens5287 4 года назад +630

    If your kids are starving just tell them it's intermittent fasting.

    • @haydencook682
      @haydencook682 4 года назад +19

      Very Californian mindset. Excellent

    • @annaaiko868
      @annaaiko868 4 года назад +4

      😂😭🤣💀

    • @TheIndependentLens
      @TheIndependentLens 4 года назад +6

      I would not be surprised if mandated fasting was next. I can already hear the Lefties out here parroting the "science" for it. Seriously, the sad thing is that it does seem like something I can picture happening with how these people have acted this past year.

    • @colinegan9619
      @colinegan9619 4 года назад +1

      I just spat out some coffee thank you for this comment 😂😂😂

    • @macanders1888
      @macanders1888 4 года назад +2

      Tell them its new type of Ramadan

  • @taylorkaplan2614
    @taylorkaplan2614 4 года назад +610

    This guy is like a truth factory

    • @leomurr6951
      @leomurr6951 4 года назад +1

      Such a not so smart (trump lovin), smart dude.........🤔 or maybe Trump is just too easy to pick on....
      🤭 wait for trump-ish responses to my post!

    • @brittanyparistx
      @brittanyparistx 4 года назад +8

      I LOVE TRUTH FACTORY

    • @KidCity1985
      @KidCity1985 4 года назад +5

      Do you watch truth factory? Kitty is my favorite

    • @KidCity1985
      @KidCity1985 4 года назад +3

      @@brittanyparistx me too, it's been a while

    • @brittanyparistx
      @brittanyparistx 4 года назад +2

      Julie Anderson - YES!!!! Awww my favorite Canadian kitten! She’s hilarious and it has been too long!

  • @missynorris2055
    @missynorris2055 4 года назад +409

    I'm not homeless. I'm a Urban Wilderness Explorer.

    • @laurac1908
      @laurac1908 4 года назад +7

      This comment is highly underrated. 👆

    • @h_h03
      @h_h03 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @DuckMcDuckinson
      @DuckMcDuckinson 4 года назад

      Laura C me too I guess

    • @Warvvolf
      @Warvvolf 4 года назад +1

      With internet access.

    • @thewizzard3150
      @thewizzard3150 4 года назад +3

      very progressive and liberal of you. don't change the situation, change the name!

  • @loisbarrett5129
    @loisbarrett5129 3 года назад +2

    Thank you so much for knowing their are like-minded people out their!

  • @jkemp6791
    @jkemp6791 4 года назад +669

    JP has a lot of anger in this satire.
    A lot of JUSTIFIABLE anger, because California is America’s dumpster fire.

    • @keithgraham9547
      @keithgraham9547 4 года назад +15

      Uh, those are actual fires, not metaphor fires.

    • @rgstever
      @rgstever 4 года назад +7

      @Betty Blue The whole state is a dumpster.

    • @Tina2aT
      @Tina2aT 4 года назад +5

      Our entire country is a dumpster fire!!

    • @keithgraham9547
      @keithgraham9547 4 года назад +19

      @@Tina2aT Not true. There are many rock-solid wonderful people, they just aren't celebrities or social media heroes. They get up and grind it every day at work, raise kids to be useful adults, mow their yards, and carry the 40% of society that need some help, or are those useless whining spoiled crybabies you see in the news.

    • @trafficjon400
      @trafficjon400 4 года назад +2

      LOL iI am SATIRED.

  • @philiprand8049
    @philiprand8049 4 года назад +238

    "Its basically camping! People enjoying the wilderness..." And drugs.

    • @evannaallen8881
      @evannaallen8881 4 года назад +5

      They take drugs because they're traumatised and unhappy living situation. (See Gabor Mate on YT.) They did experiments on rats in a cage. all got addicted to heroin. Put rats in happy place and they still took heroin, but none got addicted. Funny that. Addiction isn't the cause of unhappiness, it's the symptom.

    • @kevinrussell6530
      @kevinrussell6530 4 года назад

      @@evannaallen8881 I don't believe that rats in a 'happy place' didn't get addicted. We live in a time where almost EVERY piece of info should be checked to see if it's true or not. It's a pain in the butt, but that's how it is. Heroin is a highly addictive drug.

    • @qualms9197
      @qualms9197 4 года назад

      What company supplies the tents-REI? Terrific advertising!

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 4 года назад

      @@evannaallen8881life long florida man here can confirm...

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 4 года назад

      @Jimmy O’Keefe me too.

  • @twalker5801
    @twalker5801 4 года назад +295

    This would be hilarious if it weren't so soul-crushingly true.

  • @wanderlustoceans8205
    @wanderlustoceans8205 2 года назад +3

    Proud floridian here, also love Texas too, may these horrible states have a deep clean inside and out of corruption, bless you all

  • @Hannah-dh8pz
    @Hannah-dh8pz 4 года назад +469

    “They basically have a ‘put yourself in the body bag now order’......so progressive.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @woodworkerroyer8497
      @woodworkerroyer8497 4 года назад +8

      "We're as loving and supporting of homelessness as a spineless doormat."
      At least until it comes to saying something that you actually used your brain to think up or has a hint of being possibly related to common sense or conservatives.
      Yeah, that is California in a nutshell. Opened its mind so much its brains fell out. Right into the trash bin all the other states used for communist propaganda and senseless laws.

    • @JKBelle
      @JKBelle 4 года назад

      woodworker Royer so true and so sad 😞

    • @AdrienneS1970
      @AdrienneS1970 4 года назад +1

      They are leaving by the droves. A lot went to Texas and celebrities are heading to Wyoming. Can’t blame them. This is exactly why you don’t want a Democrat in office. The entire country will start mimicking California.

    • @AdrienneS1970
      @AdrienneS1970 4 года назад

      Bob Geo ??? You’re comparing apples to oranges. The FACT is people are leaving California because it has simply gotten way too expensive to live there. Even celebrities are tired of the price! They are #1 in homelessness in the United States. Democrats support a more progressive tax structure to provide more services and reduce economic inequality by making sure that the wealthiest Americans pay the highest amount in taxes. Sorry you didn’t like hearing the truth.

    • @Mwolf-yw4hb
      @Mwolf-yw4hb 4 года назад +1

      @@AdrienneS1970 Wyoming. A lot of nice people

  • @adrianfranco1028
    @adrianfranco1028 4 года назад +109

    We dont call them "tent cities" anymore.
    They are "off grid" communities.
    Come on!

    • @jimaylan6140
      @jimaylan6140 4 года назад

      Sounds pretty green, actually

    • @circusmodern
      @circusmodern 4 года назад +1

      Actually its illegal to live on many places iff grid or to park a camper on your own land overnite. That's why we call them tent cities.

    • @ethelmertz5052
      @ethelmertz5052 4 года назад +1

      C’mon Man!

    • @jimaylan6140
      @jimaylan6140 4 года назад

      @@ethelmertz5052 I love that expression.

  • @angelaramirez4144
    @angelaramirez4144 4 года назад +207

    Never seen anything so funny, tragic, and anger provoking at the same time.

  • @chrisconnolly8587
    @chrisconnolly8587 2 года назад +1

    JP Thanks for everything.

  • @2ndTooth
    @2ndTooth 3 года назад +1511

    JP: California is the largest prison
    Australia: hold my vegimite

    • @2ndTooth
      @2ndTooth 3 года назад +30

      @@patriot6165 not by much and you can still move out of California to another state, can't move if the problem is nationwide lol

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 3 года назад +6

      What...I thought it was FOSTERS---You know, "Australian for BEER" ? 😂😂

    • @hman2912
      @hman2912 2 года назад +19

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 🙄. Simpsons!
      No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters

    • @doscaminos204
      @doscaminos204 2 года назад +6

      @@patriot6165 yea but Australia is a continent and more strict than Cali.

    • @2ndTooth
      @2ndTooth 2 года назад +7

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 vegimite is basically beer jam.

  • @mariajohnson5041
    @mariajohnson5041 4 года назад +85

    “She didn’t mean to get caught!” 🤣🤣

  • @victoriarose4716
    @victoriarose4716 4 года назад +276

    Everyone HAS to see this. Truth.

    • @masterpogo9897
      @masterpogo9897 4 года назад +2

      WoW... You pic looks amazing

    • @godchi1dvonsteuben770
      @godchi1dvonsteuben770 4 года назад +2

      Shit wasn't like this until Trump got into office. You say the Democratic Governors caused the lockdown? Remember the lockdown is how Wuhan and Italy finally mitigated their outbreaks, without those lockdowns tens of thousands, potentially hundreds of thousands more people would have died. So you say these lockdowns aren't necessary because 99% of the people who catch it live? Remember 1% of Americans is over 3 million people. Without employing the ONLY proven method for mitigating a C0v¡d-C1X outbreak, a lockdown, by the time the virus reached100% saturation throughout the population, 3.5 million Americans would be dead. But anything to save the economy right! This guy is an obvious Trump supporter. SO WHAT FUNNY MAN? LET 3.5 MILLION AMERICANS (1% of the population) DIE, JUST AS LONG AS THE ECONOMY STAYS STRONG??? That's exactly what this man is saying. Just remember, Trump dismantled Obama's pandemic response team within his first two years in office, then he treated the outbreak like a hoax for the first two weeks that it was in the news. IF TRUMPthe DIDN'T RECKLESSLY DISREGARD FEDERAL PATHOGENIC CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL the virus would have been contained, but it wasn't. We saw how bad it hit other countries, and we saw that the only way they were able to get it under control was with lockdowns. So the governor's CAUSED the lockdowns? Seems to me like Trump's failing to contain the pandemic is what caused the governor's to have to instate a lock down, as a lockdown is the only method that has worked in mitigating the virus anywhere else in the world. If that we had not done so instead of 190,000 dead, we would have 1.9 million dead right now. So make all the jokes you want, but the FACT OF THE MATTER IS, LOCKDOWNS ARE GOVERNORS PUTTING THE LIVES OF AMERICANS BEFORE THE ECONOMY, and they've saved 10's of thousands of lives by instating them. And they would have never even had to do so, if President Trump hadn't dropped the ball on containing the virus. The United States contains viral outbreaks multiple times every decade, and we've never had one get loose on American soil, in more than one town, before containing it, because of our ability to contain pathogenic outbreaks. Trump is the first president in past 100 years to the allow of viral pathogen to get loose into the general population. That's what caused the lockdowns, not Democratic politics.

    • @biacus_il1128
      @biacus_il1128 4 года назад +11

      I took my family to SF last year during a work trip and during the whole week there was literally a big pile of sh*t in front of the door of LinkedIn's HQ. The crazy people walking around, half-clothed and half-drugged was enough for us. Not going back, ever.

    • @godchi1dvonsteuben770
      @godchi1dvonsteuben770 4 года назад

      The lockdowns, caused by the failure to contain C0vid, would have put ghem out of business anyway. Listen, I know Dems are corrupt. They want small business out because the can sell the property to tech firms, at a premium. But without yhe lockdown 10's of thousands more die. Just ghat simple. Listen, I don't want to argue. Believe what you want to believe, and vote for who you want to vote for. I love you anyway, because you are a fellow American. I don't fight about our differences, I celebrate them. That's what being an American is all about, the freedom for all of us to have different views, and have different beliefs, and the freedom to have the opportunity to live side-by-side with each other regardless of our differences, United by the fact that we are all Americans. So believe what you will, God bless you at you the way, but I tell you now if President Trump gets four more years things are not going to look too good. And Republican stay in control, they'll allow industry to grow so big, for the sake of the economy, that the pollution created will be too much for our planet to take, and we will begin going extinct. As it is with our current rate of population growth, and the Fukushima disaster killing our oceans, the planet can only support our lives for another 30 or 40 years, according to the scientific community's General consensus. The only way to stop this is to abandon fossil fuels all together... Meanwhile Trump is building pipelines through Indian burial grounds, without even moving the bodies of their Heroes, and in negotiations with Russia to reopen their fields to the United States. Trump's plan Embraces fossil fuels, in a time where that is a species wide suicide plan. What's happening now in California was inevitable. Any civilization that gets as decadent and complacent as ours was last year, historically they collapse. Civilizations destabilize collapse re-stabilize and reform all the time. Just look at Eastern Europe, and the Middle East. Those countries are hundreds, sometimes thousands of years older than ours, and that's why they've collapsed and reformed so many times. Our country is Young, it was bound to happen here eventually. So the collapse of our country's infrastructure is at hand, and things are going to get much worse over the next few years, but if we couple that with us destroying our environment, instead of just a certain government collapsing, it could be the whole of civilization... This is our perestroika, that's why the streets in California are the way they are. With Tech Giant driving up the property value in California like they were, and infrastructure will collapse in California was inevitable, the lockdown just sped things up. Good luck boss, Trump will fix our economy and make us all rich, and we will all live very comfortably while we watch our species go extinct. Or Biden will focus on green energy and developing new technologies, which will briefly destabilize our economy, but take a large amount of strain off of our ecosystem. Meaning that we may have to struggle, but our struggle will last many generations longer than the wealth of Trumps that America. If you want to survive past 2050, vote democratic.

    • @Military450Veteran
      @Military450Veteran 4 года назад +3

      V. Rose, there ARE two SCARY words for the NUTCASE Liberal Leftists : the "F." word And the "T." word. Yep, those LiberalLeftist children IN PAMPERS HATE hearing the "F." word, Lmao!
      😝😝😝😝 😂😂😂😂
      #FactsMatter 🙌
      #FactsAreFacts 👌
      #FactsDontLie 😎 👍
      #FactsDontcareaboutYourFeelings

  • @568843daw
    @568843daw 3 года назад +2

    As one who lives in Northern California, this is spot on.

  • @willgollaher3205
    @willgollaher3205 4 года назад +142

    My respect for you just soared through the roof!!!

  • @Bottlekiller
    @Bottlekiller 4 года назад +384

    I dare say, that dude most certainly didn't skip leg day.

    • @SpoonerTuner
      @SpoonerTuner 4 года назад +11

      It's got to be the vegan diet he is on.

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan 4 года назад +18

      for real though. massive legs. he's a brute. he's a tree.

    • @darrenC295
      @darrenC295 4 года назад +19

      I couldn't stop staring at them! I was mesmerized.

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan 4 года назад +4

      @@darrenC295 LOL.

    • @Bilfford
      @Bilfford 4 года назад +7

      Yeah where the hell did those come from. I don't remember him having huge legs

  • @JimmyMakingitwork
    @JimmyMakingitwork 4 года назад +160

    ‘Pyramids are the most stable structures on earth.”
    Rofl

  • @martawhite6096
    @martawhite6096 2 года назад +2

    You are very talented to show what is happening in a humorous way. I hope people will listen to the true.

  • @tripreed2525
    @tripreed2525 4 года назад +80

    It was like watching a CNN anchor after taking truth serum.

  • @Draven.G
    @Draven.G 3 года назад +1095

    Socialism NEVER AGAIN
    - From a fellow venezuelan

    • @alicewhitelhpw7517
      @alicewhitelhpw7517 3 года назад +7

      Well it looks like you need to off the politicians then

    • @Draven.G
      @Draven.G 3 года назад +22

      @Mara A comunism is the next step in socialism but it never ends good even if it doesnt reach that stage. You have the examples in latin america, look at Argentina

    • @AnthonyRizzuti
      @AnthonyRizzuti 3 года назад +14

      Useful idiots in the states would have you believe that it “wasn’t real socialism”

    • @Draven.G
      @Draven.G 3 года назад +13

      @Allahu Akhbar capitalism and high taxes? Thats socialism. Capitalism is all about lowering taxes

    • @Draven.G
      @Draven.G 3 года назад +21

      @Allahu Akhbar california is a socialist state, governed by democrats. You are proving my point

  • @dogdriver70
    @dogdriver70 4 года назад +79

    As I was growing up, my dad would tell me that California was known as the land of fruits and nuts. He used to pick produce there as a kid, and I always thought he was talking about the agriculture. Now I get it.

  • @brucereimer4604
    @brucereimer4604 2 года назад +3

    Delivering reality with humor...dude you're best!

  • @InnerSunshine
    @InnerSunshine 4 года назад +187

    "We have no problem with homelessness... homelessness is expanding rapidly, no problem!"

  • @ifp748
    @ifp748 3 года назад +976

    Literally my favorite man on RUclips right know, seemingly the only with a brain

    • @SUNSHINE-bf3bw
      @SUNSHINE-bf3bw 3 года назад +12

      Im a new fan....hilarious

    • @2511jeremy
      @2511jeremy 3 года назад +14

      We are the majority youtube just hides the intelligence just like ccp china to its people

    • @jacquelinemarie1078
      @jacquelinemarie1078 3 года назад +1

      try watching jimmy dore, Arron mate, lee camp, and the like, they have a lot of truth to share. We all need truth right now, we're not getting much of it.

    • @ifp748
      @ifp748 3 года назад +6

      @@2511jeremy yup, it’s the minority that control the media on what can and cannot be said/shared. People are afraid to say anything anymore out of fear. People should be able to say whatever they want (within reason) but I suppose “within reason” varies from person to person Idk.

    • @ifp748
      @ifp748 3 года назад

      @@jacquelinemarie1078 cool thanks, I’ll check them out

  • @TheJHMAN1
    @TheJHMAN1 4 года назад +606

    This would be hilarious, if it was not true.

  • @Nosirrah2112
    @Nosirrah2112 3 года назад +3

    "escape from LA" is becoming a reality. If you havent seen it its pretty freaking awesome. As a movie not a damn reality.

  • @mon8087
    @mon8087 4 года назад +132

    As someone who lives near the Capitol, this is 100% accurate.

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 4 года назад +8

      I live in Brisbane Australia Pop:2.5mil and I've probably only seen a couple of hundred homeless people in my entire life..
      LA sounds crazy !

    • @impossibledrms
      @impossibledrms 4 года назад +8

      @@scottyd2262 50, 000 in LA alone.

    • @HomeSkillit
      @HomeSkillit 4 года назад

      They turned Sacramento into LA
      The smog is the worst it's ever been. And the bigger cities are bussing homeless people here..

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 4 года назад +1

      @@anoldladi Wow ! It's been a childhood dream of mine to visit LA. I'm not sure if I want to visit now. It sounds pretty sad tbo.
      Especially for the people that are homeless.
      Stay safe

    • @trainwreckerB
      @trainwreckerB 4 года назад +1

      Sacramento is disgusting now!!! I had to move away 3 years ago because it was getting so bad... I'm still in California but at least I'm not in that shithole called Sac anymore... lol

  • @I_Cause_ConFLICKt
    @I_Cause_ConFLICKt 3 года назад +2450

    California is what happens when you're so far to the left you turn a full circle and end up looking at your own ass.

    • @og_LionKingGaming
      @og_LionKingGaming 3 года назад +41

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nitenitenurse713
      @nitenitenurse713 3 года назад +37

      Lmboooooo!!! Best comment! ❤️😂💯

    • @djanthony6662
      @djanthony6662 3 года назад +22

      Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot 3 года назад +27

      Sure looks like they got the ass. I'm a moderate that leans left. When I see leftists acting like extremists but calling moderates extreme I know they are surely staring down their own ass.

    • @myheartandactionsareutterl9058
      @myheartandactionsareutterl9058 3 года назад +16

      then you stuff your head in your a$$hole to the point of no return till you can’t hear opposing viewpoints

  • @randallpeaslee1779
    @randallpeaslee1779 4 года назад +156

    I know people who should see this, but won't. So frustrating.

    • @mickael486
      @mickael486 4 года назад +1

      Watch Some More News on RUclips.
      I feel the same way.

    • @nomoreheroes1718
      @nomoreheroes1718 4 года назад +2

      They're sheeple, thats why.😔

    • @jaymuzquiz2942
      @jaymuzquiz2942 4 года назад +3

      Send them this.....
      " Socialist be like, "I have a great Fucking idea! Why don't we try what was already tried in Angola, Algeria, Austria, Armenia, Afghanistan, Albania, Aragon Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Benin, Bessarabia, Bulgaria, Bukavia, Belarus, Burkina Fasso, Burma, Catalonia, Cape Verde, Cuba, Cambodia, Congo, China Czeklosavacia, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Estonia, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Finland, Gambia, Georgia, East Germany, Ghana, Grenada, Guyana, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Iran, Kumpuchia, Laos, Latvia, Libya, Lithuania, Madagascar, Mali, Mauritania Mongolia, Mahabad, Macedonia, Marquetalia, Mozambique, Moldovia, Nicaragua, North Korea, Poland, Romania, Russia, Tanzania, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Tuva, Ukraine, Uzbekastan, Vietnam, Venezuela, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Slovakia, Sudan, Syria, Yugoslavia, Yemen, Zanzibar, Zimbabwe which didn't just fail but catastrophically Fucking failed. With over a 100 million murdered in the last century alone! But don't worry, that wasn't real socialism and since we know what we're doing, though we can't agree on what socialism is exactly, let alone clearly define it. Coupled with the fact that we get everything not just wrong but Fucking catastrophically wrong shouldn't stop you from surrendering your rights and liberty to an overreaching totalitarian central goverment for the common good. Because we Socialist are morally and intellectually superior! Though it's really hard to notice but we are! We're better than you evil capitalist Nazi's and even that we get wrong because Nazi is short for National Socialist German Workers Party a Marxist ideology. And words are violence and silence is violence and actual violence is peaceful.

    • @abstractina2
      @abstractina2 4 года назад

      Same here unfortunately

    • @abstractina2
      @abstractina2 4 года назад

      Jay Muzquiz Damn!!!!! Well said!!!! I’m passing this along! Brilliant!

  • @kathyevans110
    @kathyevans110 3 года назад +9

    You are a ray of sunshine in all of this. Thank you for making me laugh!

  • @WelkerFarms
    @WelkerFarms 4 года назад +533

    Gold right here!

    • @dizzydwarf502
      @dizzydwarf502 4 года назад +4

      It is the Golden state lol

    • @justbe4481
      @justbe4481 4 года назад +8

      I have a family member who's making big money returning u haul moving trucks back to California empty. Lol

    • @GenXer333
      @GenXer333 4 года назад +3

      California gold!

    • @mysticfire5141
      @mysticfire5141 4 года назад +2

      Ahhh yes! No need to pan for Gold!

    • @doctorcrypto3048
      @doctorcrypto3048 4 года назад

      California is an absolute failure because of the inequality of wealth! Elites invest their money in real estate artificially inflating the cost of homes and living! Why They invest in California number one economy! When fortune 500 and elites buy tons of real estate we get screwed! This is a very good thing to tax rich as much as possible and if they leave great that will help bring prices down!!!! Taxing is to prevent wealth inequality rich people need to be taxed 70% like FDR did!!! Remember the fed prints the money they dont need the taxes! People are confused about this! Taxes just curb the wealth inequality and sure if the taxes get redistributed to help the needy, how is that a bad thing?

  • @danny-li6io
    @danny-li6io 4 года назад +114

    I’m starting to worry about JP getting Assassinated! Let’s crowd fund him some bodyguards!

    • @keevansixx4185
      @keevansixx4185 4 года назад +9

      no, that's exactly what they want you to do, and will be ineffective....instead, hire a homeless camp to surround JP as personal camouflage 24/7...they'll never look for him there, and he'll be perfectly safe, as they tend to ignore large crowds of wild open free range tents in public places anyway....the perfect stealth, hiding in plain sight.

    • @devanwoodruff7289
      @devanwoodruff7289 4 года назад +2

      Oh hes got countermeasures, specifically the white hats