"McDonalds vs KFC"
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- Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024
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Lyrics:
McDs:
Who do you think that youre talking to?
Im not your peer I’m the boss of you
I’ll dip your bitch ass in barbecue
You’re sitting in the court with the big dog bitch im boutta prosecute
You just a prostitute, selling your legs and thighs for the pennies people toss at you
How sad, I cant remember the last time that I had some chicken this bad,
Your patato mash, absolute trash, ya gravy looks like it came out my ass
Ya Cole slaw is wack, and so is ya Mac, ya biscuits are drier than volcanic ash
Ya menu selection is weaker than one bar reception, id rather eat sushi from 711
Than ever set foot in your premises punk, people should run from you like the flash
Aye
One of my damn McNuggets, got more flavor than ya whole damn 12 pc bucket
Time for that old fart in the bow tie to just face facts and say fuck it
You try to start shit with the Golden Arches you’ll wind up facedown with a clown shoe in ya sphincter
Take a minute to envision that mental picture, that kinda trauma sticks witchya mister,
So tell the kernel to suck my McNuts, I can dip em in a little sweet and sour
You should really just give up you thick fuck, you cannot handle this Big Mac power
And fuck all ya’ll herbs and spices, shit tastes like a damn fried oven mitt
But watching you die, ba da da da da, bitch im Lovin it
KFC:
You think you can fuck with the bucket,
Bitch im the Kentucky killer this battle is nothin
And don’t talk shit on the kern, RIP to the big man,
You gonna learn, he’d put you ass in an urn,
But he aint with us no more, so now it’s my turn
Hope that you ready to burn,
Look at my face, do you see any concern
Didn’t think so,
I’mma skin you alive and then wear your bitchass like a mink coat
And don’t compare your shitty ass chicken to mine,
Those fake Nuggets are made of pink slime
And ya Big Macs taste like nuclear waste
Get that fake bullshit up out my face
Ya whole menus a joke
Ya fries always cold and ya ice cream machine always broke
Ughh
There has never been a meal as horrid as a motherfuckin fish filet (ugh)
I’mma do the human race a favor and put you inside a ditch today
Look
Better keep that weird ass clown away from the kids
I Got Chris Hansen on speed dial bitch
And you boutta learn what a McCell is
So one more time for the people in the back
Come and get some chicken not a fake big Mac
And if I ever catch you in my hood
I’mma fry you’re ass ti’ll your finally finger licking good
MacDungus or Ol man chicken?
Also who u wanna hear next?
Kamehameha that subscribe button for new battles every month ⭐️
please do pizza hut vs dominoes
Can you please do Marvel vs DC Harvey? PLS!😭
Trayark vs actovision
Tiktok vs Instagram
Hot dog vs burger
1:33 I literally jumped outa my chair when I heard that.
Ba da da da da😎😎😎
Mc killed it there
really i thought it ruined it tbh
holy shit
ba da da da hahahah
When KFC said your fries are always cold I felt that 😂😂😂
Same lol 😂 kfc took this one
bruh i had mc donalds like 2 weeks ago and the fries legit burned my mouth so it seems like mcdonalds is making an improvement.
Almost every single time I get fries 🍟from MCDonald’s the fries won’t even be cold and the McDonald’s that me go to are better than the KFC I go to.
I like McDonald’s chips better than kfc ones but I would rather have kfc chicken than a McDonald’s burger
Yh that is true tho
bro the "ba da da da daaa i'm lovin it" that was soo fire
"kick this sssshhhhiiittt" ha ha ha ha
Ik bro that was fire both of theire end lines like kfc said I’m gonna frie ur as til ur finger looking good
Kfc>McDonald’s
But kfc said at the end of his bars, he said *Im gonna fry your ass until you are finger lickin good* that was also a bar
When i heard “the ice cream machine is always broken” i just felt that 😂 lmao
Same
repent to God
The one we didn’t know we needed
Now just Nike vs adidas
Dawg, this rap battle is even crispier than my fries 🍟
Lol
lol
repent unto God
*"BA DA DA DA DAAA.."* THAT WAS LIT ASF!!!!!!! 🤯
Bro that’s what I’m saying
@@Sigma_Gooner3509 ikr thats freaking awesome
that was fuckin beautiful
@@memedevil8589 hell yeah
Minecraft vs fortnite
That last kfc line was hotter than my mcdonalds fries
Nike v Adidas.
YES
YESSIR
Yess
Nike Vs Gucci
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Tik tok vs RUclips
No tick toc vs Instagram
Guys, guys.... Both your suggestions are good
@ItsRigby facts
@ItsRigby facts x2
@ItsRigby tiktok is shit and should be banned as it just gives irrelevant people clout which they haven't deserved.
bruh as soon as i seen this i knew that kfc would get mcdonald’s by there ice cream machine 😂🤣🤣
Same
@@adamazam1624 yeah😂
The McDonalds where i live never has a broken ice cream machine its always working
Same
@@theharbinger3504 no
This is the first battle where I feel we have a tie
Brain Vs Heart and this was straight fire🔥
That aghh🤣from KFC was awesome
I'd like to see sheeeeeeesh vs let's gooooooooo
CRINGE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@savagekiller6874 ik you joined
i use both xdd
Lesssss go 😎😎
0:53 Bro Got That Bakery Industry 💀
you honestly do really good rap battles u should do this more often ur talented bro
He most likely can't bc it probably takes this long to make
K.F.C killed it mahn...dope as shit
Kfc went hard in the end 🔥🔥
KFC:”your ice cream machine always broke”
Me:fax
Well spank my tank and call me slappy, this is the best rap video I've seen, keep up the videos! :)
Thanks Cool Guy0262, you are a Cool Guy
@@HarveySeasalt Hey man I love your rap battles and I have a question about the animation,
How many states do your characters have like it's insane how clean it js
@@Povai thanks man, im not sure what you mean by "states", but the fps is 16. Is that what youre asking?
@@HarveySeasalt yeah thanks!
Ps5ps4
I clicked faster on this vid then my dad left me
That is not funny to joke about
@@xdwako2860 yes it is
Au shem Vusi
lol
Than*
Bro! You are very good! Hard as hell and great animation! KEEP IT UP!
Appreciate it, glad you like my work😀
Love it bro
Please Nickelodeon VS Cartoon Network
NO NOT MY FAV CHANNELS CHILDHOOD even tho it only lasted 8 months BUT STILL NO 🥲
@@trickster6054 it happened bro
This guy is sow underrated
No alot of people watch his videos but don't subscribe
Hi man it's so not sow
*so
I don't like KFC
fr
best lyrics of all time damit ur too awsome
I LOVE both, and both of the raps were good, and therefore, it's a TIE
TikTok vs RUclips
New York vs California.
You tube vs tik tok
Til Tok vs RUclips
When KFC said McDonalds fris is cold my mom laughed she said let's face KFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Found this in my reccomendeds that was dope. I'm a kfc fan and you got a new sub 👍
How have you not blown up yet man, mclovin the content!
Damn KFC ate up that rap battle, it was fu*king finger likin goooood if u ask me
Lol
2:19 so true
Teacher: „The test isn’t even that hard“
The test:
I don't get it
Don’t get it
@@nadeemamouzh9315 he meant the song goes hard
@@chem1137 ohh .. but it's still not funny
Wha-
Nickelodeon vs Cartoonnetwork
@Can Demir same thats why they need to battle one another
Dudes underrated u need more subs u deserve it
ur ice cream machine is always broke
fr
Please do Red Bull vs Monster energy drink rap battle. For me these 2 are at the top and a rap battle is the only way to solve it.
Yesss or bang vs monster, I’m on the monster side
@@ianmiller5867 Rockstar: am I a joke to you?
I'm loving it 😂
Lol
Lol
Lol
Its finger lickin' good
LMAO
Ive been waiting for a long time
Bro McDonald’s DESTROYED KFC with the last line lol 😂
Facts
Watching you die da da da da bitch I'm lovin' it.... That's was dope
KFC was "finger lickin' good"💯
These were both so good, I dont even know who won
Bruhhh ikr
Bruh mc won it
@@zerovzs6417 naak kfc easily
@@zerovzs6417 kfc won
Same
TikTok Vs RUclips
Tik tok is shit
@@K_ingh16 you're speakin facts
@@K_ingh16 init
@@K_ingh16 ong
@@K_ingh16 exactly
McDonald = mc chucks
KFC = Kant fucking cook
I'd like to see American Muscle vs JDM cars
I’d like to see cod vs fortnite
@@Muultipy Yeah COD would lyrically murder fortnite
Yea
RUclips vs TikTok
Nike vs Adidas's?👍🏾
"Better keep that weird ass clown away from the kids,I got Chris Hansen on speed dial bitch and you bouta learn where the Mccell is" My heart even felt that😂
Next do Adidas vs nike
1:28 SHEEESHHH thats was god
Kfc spitting facts tho
Fr
That last line was fire 🌶🌶
2:18 💀💀💀
TikTok vs Vine
He needs to do it
"Do it for the vine"
That ice cream machine broke part is soo true . Love your videos keep doing this.
This is gotta be my favourite rap battle video
RUclips vs tiktok
Gay
@@narwhal13579 ??
@@narwhal13579 i can understand lol
@@narwhal13579 facts
1:30
2:20
Fire lines
1:21- 1:28 was lit
FINALLY :D
When he says the McNuggets are made of pink slime lmao🤣🤣
“Well sit on my face and call me Sergio”
"The ice cream machine prolly broken" hhahahhah, i feel that
Kfc on 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This shoulda been McD's vs Wendy's but hey it was good nonetheless. KFC vs Chick-fil-a woulda been interesting along with a Raisin' Canes vs Popeyes since they're both Louisiana based
nah it shoulda been McD's vs Burger King, BK is the Xbox to McD's PlayStation
@@ElliottTrout imma xbox player so I don’t whether to like or dislike ur comment lmao
@@FinneasJWhoopie well i like McDonald's fries & chicken nuggets better, and BK's burgers better. sometimes i go to BK and get a Whopper and some tacos, and then hit up McD's for a large fry and some McNuggets, then eat it all at the same time like a BOSS
Love these how about ketchup vs mustard
That'll be dope!
That last bar from mc Donald’s had me turnt 🔥🔥🔥
" BA DA DA DA DAAA " That was so cool!
Ronaldo Vs Messi ,
2:18 is facts tho can't lie.
I need this beat💀
"ur fries are always cold and your ice cream machine always broke" dammmmmmmn
New York vs Los Angles🔥🔥
the second kfc started talking about maccas ice cream machine Kfc won
Mc D killed it
Burger King vs Wendy’s
Man when kfc said it was fking finger licking good that got me
same
😂 yeah
Burger King be like:
Am I a joke to you ?
We still waiting on Apple vs Orange
Yeah
1:07 that 8s very true 😂 that’s*
An absolute banger. Great work man
KFC 🍗
Tiktok Vs RUclips
0:54😂😂😂😂
yo I enjoy rap battle's video. there's so good.. I would love to see red bull vs monsters or power Ade vs Gatorade your videos r legit good job.
I'm a McDonald's lover but after hearing this I'm going to KFC 😂
This is gonna be in everyone's recommendations in 5 year (written in May 18th 2021)
mhm
wrong 2 days 20th of may
@@Esh-uo5pg no I wrote it on the 18th so that's why I put it
Yeah
"Ba da da" that is winning line...
Way ahead of you😎
Love your content man!!!! ❤️❤️
😃
I'm a McDonald's person myself but KFC was brutal
Love when he said "ba da da da da" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ideas:Popeye vs Chick-fil-A/Nikes vs Jordan's/Pc vs control/Dogs vs cats
I clicked so fast😅
Same
Macdonald went madness
Tiktok vs RUclips
As soon as KFC said "your burgers are made out pink slime." I felt that.
Nuggets*
When mcdonalds said im lovin it he would have wrecked kfc
Bro wassup dream
You tryna do 5 hunters finale rematch
@@benjaminbaldwin3969 bruh thats fake
Cool Dream
SpongeBob versus Rugrats
But KFC ain't saying cap 😂
Everything KFC said was true asf