This Football Drug Trafficking Situation is Beyond Crazy

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @lardlad12
    @lardlad12 7 месяцев назад +330

    According to FM Promes "Would prefer not to play in Netherlands." Makes sense.

    • @animamaster
      @animamaster 7 месяцев назад +26

      Is that actually what it says? That would be very funny if that was an actual message

    • @lardlad12
      @lardlad12 7 месяцев назад +74

      Yep if you go to his player profile, one of his long term plans is "would prefer not to play in Netherlands"

    • @matttyce903
      @matttyce903 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

  • @TheMarslMcFly
    @TheMarslMcFly 7 месяцев назад +94

    So out of curiosity I just did some research. According to Statista in June of last year, one Gram of Coke cost you 62 USD in the Netherlands. Bro smuggled 1.3 MILLION Grams of Coke. That equals out to 80.6 MILLION US Dollars. Quincy definitely watched to much Narcos lol

    • @qvmdaboss
      @qvmdaboss 7 месяцев назад +2

      lmao more like top boy

    • @susugamushi
      @susugamushi 7 месяцев назад +6

      buying in bulk leads to significant savings lol

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer 4 месяца назад

      Minus cost of buying, paying everyone else involved off etc, the margin is probably a lot smaller.

  • @tiltmasterflex7220
    @tiltmasterflex7220 7 месяцев назад +61

    Moral of the story: Don't play a +4 if it's Quincy Promes turn next

  • @nickname123321
    @nickname123321 7 месяцев назад +67

    To add to this, only last week Wesley Sneijder spoke out support for Promes. Yes, the Champions League winner. Also Memphis Depay has been very public about still supporting him.
    Rolemodels.....

    • @joegallagher9238
      @joegallagher9238 7 месяцев назад +19

      Depay has always been a tool a lot of footballers do not deserve their careers and even if they do they should not be role models it’s insane

    • @PrettyBasicMan
      @PrettyBasicMan 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well they have a combined IQ of 180 max so makes sense

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 7 месяцев назад +18

      People in public life see their acquaintances as friends (because real friends are hard to come by and at least those work relations aren't just sucking up to you due to your money and fame). This makes them treat those acquaintances like you'd treat a friend - whom you trust not to do horrible things because you know them. However, they don't know them so they wind up endorsing criminals.
      Happens fairly regularly. Like with Danny Masterson.

    • @unphantom173
      @unphantom173 7 месяцев назад

      athletes necessarily aren't "rolemodels" only a selective few but we shouldn't brand just any athlete's that its an action and process being known simply don't make you one you can still look up to people, famous or not just my opinion.

    • @remcovanderkuijlen643
      @remcovanderkuijlen643 7 месяцев назад +1

      Do not forget Hakim Ziyech, who probably has been his biggest public supporter the last couple of years

  • @PunnyPanther
    @PunnyPanther 7 месяцев назад +120

    Zealand, go for a run. Just not a drug run please

  • @hiphappy1292
    @hiphappy1292 7 месяцев назад +98

    Mate there was a footballer called Mickey Thomas back in the 90s who was arrested, convicted and dd time for producing counterfeit money. You love history, there's a whole crazy world of football history you wouldn't believe.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 7 месяцев назад

      i remember reading something about that back then.

    • @gezblair
      @gezblair 7 месяцев назад

      Sure there was a chant about that. Something about Micky Thomas fivers in your pocket, fivers in your pocket, sorry, long time ago

    • @att6484
      @att6484 7 месяцев назад

      he also scored the winner in an fa cup tie between wrexham and arsenal. what a complicated legacy lol

  • @frankmeyer1473
    @frankmeyer1473 7 месяцев назад +69

    If Ajax had won the Champions League that year, that would have been quite the party.

    • @Tonynotsoprano
      @Tonynotsoprano 7 месяцев назад +1

      If would have been snowing 😜❄️

  • @cardozo3
    @cardozo3 7 месяцев назад +18

    His name is actually pronounced as Pro-mes(Pro mess). "Mes" is also the Dutch word for knife. And he was convicted of stabbing his cousin. So he definitely was pro-knife, so to speak.

  • @GetStuckInThere
    @GetStuckInThere 7 месяцев назад +40

    Whoever is RUNNING this channel is doing great job

  • @MaiquisonFernandes
    @MaiquisonFernandes 7 месяцев назад +25

    I think FM24 don't have this feature, but would be funny to buy him as a dutch club and have to wait nine years to actually see him play for your club.

  • @nielsvanoosten
    @nielsvanoosten 7 месяцев назад +12

    Funny story about his trial. His attorney said Promes would be willing to come to the Netherlands to be there for the trial, on the condition he wouldn't be arrested and could return to Russia after the trial. Obviously this was immediately declined.

  • @scottbrayton9484
    @scottbrayton9484 7 месяцев назад +22

    "driving like a drug dealer" is a phrase because people who make their living commiting crimes are usually smart enough to make sure they don't have their whole lives collapse because they forgot to signal.

  • @nyykSIUUU
    @nyykSIUUU 7 месяцев назад +21

    „but you already stabbed that person“😭😭

  • @hayden6829
    @hayden6829 7 месяцев назад +20

    zealand the consistency on this channel is almost unbelievable

  • @TheRadPlayer
    @TheRadPlayer 7 месяцев назад +16

    For people who aren't quite grasping the amount. Imagine that Promes smuggled two full PALLETS of cocaine.

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 7 месяцев назад +3

      roughly estimated streetworth (1300kg x 1000 x 80€) are ≈ 104 million euros

  • @68Boca
    @68Boca 7 месяцев назад +9

    Interesting to see what happens when his contract is up at Spartak. Another Edward Snowden?

  • @Grautwok
    @Grautwok 7 месяцев назад +31

    Let's play "Who's who?":
    He's a professional football player
    He's a winger
    He has a criminal history
    He's been under Erik ten Hags management

    • @hiphappy1292
      @hiphappy1292 7 месяцев назад +20

      Antony impersonating a footballer to steal a wage

    • @vexedgaming4979
      @vexedgaming4979 7 месяцев назад +7

      Greenwood?

    • @Ben24
      @Ben24 7 месяцев назад

      Rashford?

  • @noreturn2231
    @noreturn2231 7 месяцев назад +9

    Ze, he was in the UAE as part of the Spartak Moscow team that had their training camp there

    • @yaboykirby7789
      @yaboykirby7789 7 месяцев назад +8

      If one of your players was wanted for 8 years in jail why would you take him on a training camp to a country with an extradition treaty?
      Spartak Moscow and Promes deserve each other

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 7 месяцев назад +10

    i've seen a metric tonne of cocaine. it ain't as big as your elephant analogy suggests it is. density of mass determines volume. 5 metric tonnes of d-4 machining steel is 185cm by 50cm by 10cm approximately. 1.3 metric tonnes of cocaine is a couple of pallets about 1.4 metres tall.

    • @ValyrianPrince
      @ValyrianPrince 6 месяцев назад

      Damm Walter okay

    • @RaulEdu33
      @RaulEdu33 6 месяцев назад +2

      That's quite accurate. Do you work in a machine shop or foundry? Perhaps logistics for a Cartel 😂

  • @TDBTylerable
    @TDBTylerable 7 месяцев назад +2

    Z: "A metric ton"
    Me: oh, so like... quite a bit then?
    Z: "no, 1.3 *actual* metric tons!!"

  • @babylol8
    @babylol8 7 месяцев назад +6

    Zealand, do you know of the easy solution the urologist gives at 3:54?

  • @asdfghjklfdf-t1r
    @asdfghjklfdf-t1r 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just found out this channel existed. Zealand has been watching the void for sure haha

  • @Akolyx
    @Akolyx 6 месяцев назад +1

    It might be useful to add that Promes played at Spartak before and was very successful. He was considered almost a legend. Now it's much more controversial.

  • @lekkerkoffie8605
    @lekkerkoffie8605 7 месяцев назад +1

    On top of this: Depay still stands up for him saying "I'm a real life brother." Also, Wesley Sneijder said in a talkshow that he would still visit him and that he doesn't look any different to him now as a person.

  • @JuanNunez2023
    @JuanNunez2023 7 месяцев назад +4

    This is literally the RDCworld1 caught in 4K sketch.

  • @siggychi
    @siggychi 7 месяцев назад

    Zealandism is like if you took Zealand and all the best stuff that he has (I don't care about FM for context) and put it on steroids. Absolute gold channel

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo 7 месяцев назад +3

    Obviously the cousin was skimming off the top & Quincy needed to send a message

  • @rhunl
    @rhunl 7 месяцев назад

    Describing a stabbing: "I feel that was with some zeal, with some zest..." It had to be, that was with some Zealand on the end of it.

  • @RespecTheLevYT
    @RespecTheLevYT 7 месяцев назад +1

    Zealandism is their best series on RUclips change my mind

  • @DMFroomer
    @DMFroomer 7 месяцев назад

    Forget the two Escobars, this guy literally IS the two Escobars.

  • @LiftandCoa
    @LiftandCoa 7 месяцев назад

    This story also reminds me of story of Randy Lainer (which also shows the aformentioned vast difference in criminal judement) a racing driver who funded his team by slinging weed.
    He was conviced to "conspiring to sell more than 1000 pounds of marihuana" and got life without parole.

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo 7 месяцев назад +4

    FM 25 gonna be wild

  • @liamjones9115
    @liamjones9115 7 месяцев назад +1

    Quincy Promes isn't a 16 yr old who inexplicably turns into a world class player 3 seconds later, no wonder Zealand isn't sure how to pronounce his name.

  • @reverendroar
    @reverendroar 7 месяцев назад +1

    Zealand do a run, don't do drugs and keep away from knives!

  • @mudflapmatt
    @mudflapmatt 7 месяцев назад +1

    A 2015 Chevrolet Spark EV weighs 1.3 metric tons or 2866 pounds. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • @JJJackson777
    @JJJackson777 7 месяцев назад +1

    for me, he's still 10 times more likeable than Greenwood

  • @LiftandCoa
    @LiftandCoa 7 месяцев назад +6

    Promes playing business simulator

  • @ronnieplonk
    @ronnieplonk 7 месяцев назад +1

    Some could say he had a "Promes-ing" career.
    I'll let myself out...

  • @noakesy316
    @noakesy316 7 месяцев назад

    Criminal? Yes. Mastermind? Hardly.

  • @Crackparty803
    @Crackparty803 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dude literally got arrested in Dubai an hour ago lmao

  • @CookIsSus
    @CookIsSus 6 месяцев назад

    "not drugs.... that are expensive"
    Z casually letting slip that his FM brain is the result of some serious doping, maybe? 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @cyk719
    @cyk719 7 месяцев назад

    the actual true story that Cocaine Bear is based on is a lot more interesting than the movie tbh

  • @gezblair
    @gezblair 7 месяцев назад +1

    People say weed is safe but cannabis killed my uncle. Metric ton fell on his head when he was helping load a trawler in Utrecht.

  • @hoihoi726
    @hoihoi726 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's inconsequential in this case, but please get your dutch news from anywhere but the telegraaf next time.😂😭

  • @occasionalgoldfish
    @occasionalgoldfish 7 месяцев назад

    Football Iconic did a very good video on this if anyone is interested in more details!

  • @ajsrf
    @ajsrf 7 месяцев назад

    I think you'll like to talk about John Textor in a few days

  • @NotSoSqueezy
    @NotSoSqueezy 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just want everyone to know Promes has a song with Lil Baby

  • @kmir1791
    @kmir1791 7 месяцев назад +3

    3:50 That ad tho 👀

  • @davisland2538
    @davisland2538 7 месяцев назад

    Parts of this video reminded me of John Oliver 😂

  • @fascinatingtome
    @fascinatingtome 7 месяцев назад

    Did not touch bill of cap enough

  • @mathewowen77
    @mathewowen77 7 месяцев назад

    You should take a look into Michael MacIndoe, who was scamming his team mates out of millions of dollars, while playing professionally.

  • @rayeardley7618
    @rayeardley7618 7 месяцев назад

    I mean... even after taxes he was probably earning enough to buy a property every couple months.

  • @ganaed
    @ganaed 7 месяцев назад

    He said regular elephant

  • @Mrfguttonyour
    @Mrfguttonyour 7 месяцев назад

    Did someone count how many times he touched his hat

  • @derdude6139
    @derdude6139 2 дня назад

    i love this story :D

  • @rickybuhl3176
    @rickybuhl3176 7 месяцев назад

    Ok come on now - stabbing family is different, you've met family!?

  • @ABiggles
    @ABiggles 7 месяцев назад

    Dutch? Played for Ajax? Ten Hag wants to sign him.

  • @CryLowderWithCrouder
    @CryLowderWithCrouder 7 месяцев назад +2

    Cocaine Bear is amazing!

  • @CHEDSA
    @CHEDSA 7 месяцев назад

    Drug smuggling, rapper who plays football part time😂

  • @24ok1
    @24ok1 7 месяцев назад

    I built this shit. Me! Brick by brick

  • @Old-Fashioned675
    @Old-Fashioned675 7 месяцев назад +3

    he is probably being forced because he has incurred large debts to the wrong people
    A series/film has even been made about how players who gamble, etc., especially in the Netherlands, get into trouble and have to do things that they do not want to do, but MUST do.
    Reality is not always beautiful, but it is true.

  • @TheBazan
    @TheBazan 7 месяцев назад

    RUN

  • @304live
    @304live 7 месяцев назад

    A legend in two games like PeeWee Kirkland. - Pusha T

  • @doraemon402
    @doraemon402 5 месяцев назад

    Respect the hustle?

  • @VanilleKoekie
    @VanilleKoekie 7 месяцев назад

    it's pronounced like Gomes/z

  • @joaomarques4030
    @joaomarques4030 7 месяцев назад

    Prison fc boutta cook 🔥

  • @diederickvanderlinden5415
    @diederickvanderlinden5415 7 месяцев назад

    Hahaha had to stop the video when you pronounced his name. Not laughing about you, but never thought of the possibility of pronoucing it like Proms haha its Pro-mes with the E

  • @edgeman1135
    @edgeman1135 7 месяцев назад

    Oei oei oei

  • @richyq8786
    @richyq8786 4 месяца назад

    you dont really know how the world works. maybe you do but you are not being true in this video.

  • @alehlete830
    @alehlete830 7 месяцев назад

    Old news tbh

  • @houseofvenusMD
    @houseofvenusMD 7 месяцев назад

    Not condoning drug dealing but let's stop acting like pro-athletes just need to focus on pro-sports. We all live under capitalism here. I'm not going to denigrate someone for having multiple streams of income. If lawyers and doctors are allowed to have them then so should professionals in other fields. Athletes can do as they please so long as they aren't harming anyone or breaking the law really.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 7 месяцев назад +2

      Leave out the part where these athletes are making more in a week than doctors and lawyers make in a year.

    • @houseofvenusMD
      @houseofvenusMD 7 месяцев назад

      @@ronmastrio2798well duh elite athletes serve more clients than lawyers or doctors and there are fewer elite athletes compared to lawyers/doctors. If the average lawyer had millions of clients come to his office each week merely to watch him work then he too would be that wealthy. However they don't. That's business 101; supply and demand determine price, not our personal values.

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 5 месяцев назад

      They sign a professional services contract. There are restrictions on those.

  • @evlaar280
    @evlaar280 7 месяцев назад +1

    first

  • @Jean0987654321
    @Jean0987654321 7 месяцев назад +2

    That man ain't bright. He threw away his career for greed

  • @xxMarv1nxx
    @xxMarv1nxx 7 месяцев назад

    His music kinda slaps tho