How I beat Fake Cookie Clicker

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024
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  • @pineappletoast2142
    @pineappletoast2142 2 года назад +3504

    Morgan made this video already and made 10x more cookies. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

    • @shadowbladej1
      @shadowbladej1 2 года назад

      Morgan sucks tho

    • @User-ht5pn
      @User-ht5pn 2 года назад +24

      Yes

    • @agent7c_
      @agent7c_ 2 года назад +69

      CURSE YOU MORGAAAAAAAAN!

    • @aguydotpng
      @aguydotpng 2 года назад +6

      lol

    • @owlboy1-719
      @owlboy1-719 2 года назад +32

      Wait until you find out he disliked the video meaning he has wings and is beyond our understanding

  • @redex7413
    @redex7413 2 года назад +67

    That game you are playing is Cell to Singularity! I didn't expect you to play it!
    That game is so underrated:
    -no ads
    -really fun
    -makes you learn a lot of things
    -extremely well done (especially the animations)
    -constant events to keep you interested
    -HUGE updates like The Beyond and more

    • @yf-n7710
      @yf-n7710 2 года назад +1

      No ads? I'm not sure we've played the same game...

    • @cvbbnijghjojfg6771
      @cvbbnijghjojfg6771 2 года назад +1

      I've dropped an ungodly amount of time into this game. I have like a level 26 dino place and beyond 7 or smthn. Not to mention I singularity in like 3 seconds lol

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 2 года назад +1

      For me it was a very bland experience...

    • @zchaosemperor81
      @zchaosemperor81 2 года назад +1

      Im kinda addicted to this game. I already accumulated like 100 trillion metabits

    • @thehammmann
      @thehammmann 2 года назад +1

      @@yf-n7710 no forced ads

  • @baotan774
    @baotan774 2 года назад +470

    We can all agree that dragoon could say anything and he would just evolve a joke out of it

  • @mathattaque
    @mathattaque 2 года назад +194

    As a french I am glad you included us in your universe despite our differences

    • @battleboy8483
      @battleboy8483 Год назад +4

      ew

    • @mathattaque
      @mathattaque Год назад +3

      Ew u🤣

    • @Gamer_CR820
      @Gamer_CR820 Год назад +2

      gross@@mathattaque

    • @LeroxYT
      @LeroxYT Год назад

      Surrender or get blitzkrieged again 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪RAAHHHH🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

    • @DavidMuri-lm5vy
      @DavidMuri-lm5vy 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mathattaque at 6:59 I thought your leader here would comment, and say: "don't you ever disrespect France that way again!

  • @Drzewo66
    @Drzewo66 2 года назад +1825

    I love how you can turn everything into a joke. I am laughing like every 15 seconds

  • @XenosX4
    @XenosX4 Год назад +13

    2:38 For those who are wondering, this song is "Night Shade" by AdhesiveWombat.

    • @undead-p
      @undead-p Год назад +1

      And 6:34 is Time Will Tell by Odyssey Eurobeat [A-ONE]

  • @gamingdude6578
    @gamingdude6578 2 года назад +507

    I love how entropy means disorder and its used to create order. Truly a masterpiece

  • @acephoenixgamer
    @acephoenixgamer Год назад +35

    Not only did you include music/remixes from Touhou 1, you did it in the exact order it appears in game. Props dude.

  • @elatedstorm8183
    @elatedstorm8183 2 года назад +405

    Imagine watching someone click on cookies to learn important life lessons.
    Couldnt be me

    • @judeoberfoell
      @judeoberfoell 2 года назад +1

      I know right 🥱

    • @MrJx2
      @MrJx2 Год назад

      Imagine not having a life

  • @majorvonstroheim151
    @majorvonstroheim151 2 года назад +10

    For anyone who’s wondering this is a game called Cell to Singularity .

  • @slpyOb
    @slpyOb 2 года назад +164

    there's something special about seeing the "Activate Windows" in literally every dragoon video now

  • @cheeseandbeans7864
    @cheeseandbeans7864 2 года назад +19

    cell to singularity is such a good game. ive completed it all and im up to the events in beta

  • @Olivr_01
    @Olivr_01 2 года назад +234

    Somehow Dragoon turns literally turns anything into a entertaining funny af video lol

    • @xcc499
      @xcc499 2 года назад +2

      the video came out 7 minutes ago and you commented this 7 minutes ago, the video is 10 minutes you literally could not have watched the video yet

    • @aut1stickid
      @aut1stickid 2 года назад +4

      @@xcc499 skill issue

    • @noinossalg6786
      @noinossalg6786 2 года назад +3

      @@xcc499 but is any dragoon video bad? he already knew is was good

    • @The_Watcher-v6
      @The_Watcher-v6 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, like activating windows

    • @snailmannn
      @snailmannn 2 года назад +2

      @@xcc499 200X speed

  • @Spoongangorbit-d1g
    @Spoongangorbit-d1g 7 месяцев назад +3

    The name of this game is Cell to singularity I played it and it isn’t fake cookie clicker It’s a different game

  • @booz5719
    @booz5719 2 года назад +37

    First the Koodra Mandible, then white bags, then insta-monkeys, and now human life, still waiting on the collecting gems from COC

    • @FanaticChain
      @FanaticChain 2 года назад +1

      Ye same

    • @SwankiestPants
      @SwankiestPants 2 года назад

      Man I feel like a huge nerd cuz I don't watch this youtuber but I recognized each thing you commented about, assuming white bags is referring to rotmg of course

    • @Dxck
      @Dxck 2 года назад

      @@SwankiestPants yo same wtf, hypixel skyblock, rotmg, btd6

    • @Champion69420
      @Champion69420 2 года назад

      @@Dxck you forgot clash of clans imao

    • @fish5643
      @fish5643 Год назад

      @@Dxck what is rotmg?

  • @MrUmur
    @MrUmur 2 года назад +8

    Activate your windows Morgan.

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45  2 года назад +105

    Do Snails Have Carcasses?

    • @alibobdagreat2834
      @alibobdagreat2834 2 года назад +1

      Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no

    • @ayesaarif7347
      @ayesaarif7347 2 года назад +10

      yes,here is the explanation:
      If I eat my toilet,I will poop out a toilet and gain nutrients and then the snails will grow the carcasses from the nutrients from the toilet and I fed 2 snails toilets and killed the rest and now snails have carcasses so yes,they do have carcasses

    • @Anonymous.Watcher
      @Anonymous.Watcher 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @smileyfacedev
      @smileyfacedev 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @Meaps_
      @Meaps_ 2 года назад

      Yes it's obvious obviously duh

  • @rafaelutzul4790
    @rafaelutzul4790 2 года назад +6

    2:20 without brains, the french would've still existed

  • @black_m1n825
    @black_m1n825 2 года назад +30

    To be honest this is one of the better clicker games out there, and I absolutely recommend playing it yourself.

    • @NatureAndrew
      @NatureAndrew Год назад +4

      FYI it is called cell to singularity, not Cookie Clicker 2. I beat it.

    • @lovelxne
      @lovelxne Год назад +2

      @@NatureAndrewbummed. i was going to play it if it was a sequel to universal baking domination with grandmas

  • @AviLauze-oz2xz
    @AviLauze-oz2xz 10 месяцев назад +1

    The amount of historical inaccuracies I detected in this video literally gives me physical pain.😂😂😂

  • @jgames3870
    @jgames3870 2 года назад +54

    cant wait for this to turn into a series that travels through the end of time.

    • @zabianreubens4989
      @zabianreubens4989 2 года назад +1

      I mean theres alot to the game (Cell to singularity) It has events near weekly aswell as a space simulation

    • @jgames3870
      @jgames3870 2 года назад

      @@zabianreubens4989 Ok epic, tho I already knew that thanks for informing me.

    • @jgames3870
      @jgames3870 2 года назад

      @@zabianreubens4989 oh wait just realised the title changed. original title was, cookie clicker in 2030. Sorry for the confusion.

    • @zabianreubens4989
      @zabianreubens4989 2 года назад

      @@jgames3870 Aight its all fine

  • @dqrkclaymore1905
    @dqrkclaymore1905 2 года назад +5

    The fact that it mentioned the mitochondria and eukaryotic cell in your video as I’m learning about it in school is quite a coincidence

    • @wolfie5135
      @wolfie5135 2 года назад

      I learned everything about those in 4th grade

  • @greenmarble638
    @greenmarble638 2 года назад +13

    Love it when a youtuber plays a game that i have played for months.
    Even more when i can use the event times to know stuff like the video being recorded 4 days ago

  • @brandonbombplays9304
    @brandonbombplays9304 Год назад +2

    Snails cannot leave carcasses because they are too attached to them. Consider it solved

  • @Drzewo66
    @Drzewo66 2 года назад +17

    You should play chess. I want to see how you make it in your style of videos. There probably also be a lot more people like Morgan.

  • @TimTheTierLister
    @TimTheTierLister 2 года назад +7

    I've been watching dragoon for a while, and he's super underrated. I mean he has great taste in address locations (I am inside your walls)

  • @X_Master_B
    @X_Master_B 2 года назад +6

    "One slave is better than four keyboards"
    Dragoon - 2022

  • @excamation3922
    @excamation3922 2 года назад +29

    I love how this guy makes everything funny even if it is another game😂

  • @Ninjactk
    @Ninjactk 2 года назад +7

    0:48 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the world can die for all I care.

  • @teddyboe3153
    @teddyboe3153 2 года назад +2

    i found your channel a couple days ago and you’ve already become one of my favorite youtubers, ima need more uploads at least 10 a day

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 2 года назад +8

    I wouldn't mind being in a post apocalyptic state due to cookies. I LOVE cookies.

    • @Luke-dt8lc
      @Luke-dt8lc Год назад

      You won’t love them once it happens…

  • @bod_hi7636
    @bod_hi7636 2 года назад +1

    Me clicking video thinking it’s actually Cookie clicker two then I realise its this game that I actually have

  • @Creamsicles
    @Creamsicles 2 года назад +6

    dragoon is the definition of a cookie clicker master

  • @Zappysteel
    @Zappysteel Месяц назад

    After the singularity, you restart and unlock metabits (The equivalent of heavenly chips) and simulation upgrades (The equivalent of legacy upgrades), you can go beyond it after and the singularity will behave like any other idea generator. In addition, it gives you a multiplier that can get you to the singularity in LESS THAN 5 MINUTES

  • @fletcherwessling3764
    @fletcherwessling3764 2 года назад +4

    When I heard that... that the Powerhouse of The Cell was back... *7th grade science Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @T1M0THY_JRR
    @T1M0THY_JRR 8 месяцев назад +1

    "this time I hired a slave to click for me" dragoon-

  • @mixstrid4621
    @mixstrid4621 2 года назад +6

    legend says he still clicking to this day

  • @malicharton4403
    @malicharton4403 Год назад +1

    as a french, i am glad you ADORE our hats

  • @BrainDamageIV
    @BrainDamageIV 2 года назад +8

    Man was so dedicated to beat cookie clicker 2, he forgot to activate windows 💀

  • @michaeltesterman8295
    @michaeltesterman8295 Год назад +3

    For the people telling Dragoon to activate Windows, he did at one point. He ended up deactivating it bc it broke Minecraft.

  • @mordecalim
    @mordecalim 2 года назад +4

    6:27 WAIT! Could this be him? The legend? The REAL one? .... Is this ... Quincy? Father of Quincy? 🐒

  • @RealBack2Back
    @RealBack2Back 2 года назад +16

    As a strategist, this leaves me in physical pain

    • @Sparsh011
      @Sparsh011 2 года назад +2

      the next morgan ellis

    • @asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997
      @asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 2 года назад +2

      as someone who played this game long before the youtuber did, i can confirm this is pathetic gameplay

    • @Ren-Rwem-Ren
      @Ren-Rwem-Ren 2 года назад

      @@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 has someone who has rebirth over 50 times I confirm he's truly godly at this game

  • @velkoh
    @velkoh 2 года назад +5

    Insane cookie clicker content 🫡

  • @bob_man_420
    @bob_man_420 2 года назад +1

    I drink *syntax error* water. Can I have my slice of cardboard?

  • @thexboxpc
    @thexboxpc 2 года назад +3

    i roughly know how this goes since i played it before and would like to see more

  • @poggingmilk9452
    @poggingmilk9452 2 года назад +1

    So it was true, morgan was the Big Bang, and created everything

  • @1Smite
    @1Smite 2 года назад +4

    Minecraft 1.8 pvp is cookie clicker in 2030

  • @XUnknown-j4y6l
    @XUnknown-j4y6l 2 месяца назад +1

    This is not fake cookie clicker its an another game named cell to singularity

  • @sebrasebra
    @sebrasebra 2 года назад +4

    I never eat your content dragoon. I do, however, eat alphabet acrobatics

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  2 года назад +3

      I may have deleted the video, but I guess I could do it again
      maybe

    • @sebrasebra
      @sebrasebra 2 года назад +1

      @@Dragoon45 i did not know you posted it. If you do it i will send you a lifetime supply of alphabet acrobatics.

    • @sebrasebra
      @sebrasebra 2 года назад +1

      @@Dragoon45 can I have it if i ask nicely?

  • @danielschield5788
    @danielschield5788 Год назад

    I played this game in early access, and i'm so happy that one of my favorite youtubers is playing it!

  • @Tyuf_
    @Tyuf_ 2 года назад +5

    best plot twist of all time

    • @syrusgrove8682
      @syrusgrove8682 2 года назад +1

      Yup this really was the best plot twist

  • @aid.s8629
    @aid.s8629 7 месяцев назад

    0:20 As someone who visits that site regularly I would argue that it is worth it to bring it back

  • @TheNathanator
    @TheNathanator 2 года назад +10

    guys at 0:20 there's a bad word 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @Lightninglucas10
      @Lightninglucas10 Год назад +5

      shiver me tembers im quaking in me boots

    • @ImMisik
      @ImMisik Год назад +1

      @@Lightninglucas10lmao

    • @becauseYES9999
      @becauseYES9999 Год назад

      ​@Lightninglucas10 fr it's so spooky 😱😨

  • @TrenchKoatKilla
    @TrenchKoatKilla Год назад +1

    I welcome you to the Fry cook lifestyle. NOW CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!!

  • @mythica1560
    @mythica1560 2 года назад +3

    Can we appreciate how much effort he puts in his videos?

    • @franzaries2599
      @franzaries2599 2 года назад +6

      Can we appreciate how many bots say how much effort he puts in his videos

  • @LazyBN
    @LazyBN 2 года назад +1

    What is this game? also i have been watching your videos for a while and I really love them. I am proud to say you are my favourite youtuber. Also what happened to the bloons content that was my favourite!

  • @winno8744
    @winno8744 2 года назад +3

    Does anyone know what the music at 3:17 is?

    • @Toast583
      @Toast583 Год назад +1

      Not sure what the song name is but its in the wide putin walking meme

    • @winno8744
      @winno8744 Год назад

      Thank you so much 💓 💗 💛

  • @matthewkaulfers3034
    @matthewkaulfers3034 8 месяцев назад +1

    Morgan left a dislike on this video because he has wings

  • @drmystery2662
    @drmystery2662 2 года назад +4

    1:31 what dis song

  • @shaggy-f3v
    @shaggy-f3v 3 месяца назад +1

    1:34 I thought there would be a perfect cell image

  • @gdb5549
    @gdb5549 2 года назад +2

    the closest thing to a fear of the Easter bunny is the fear of bunnies, witch is Leporiphobia

  • @Anime_logics
    @Anime_logics Год назад

    Of anyone is wondering what game he's playing, I call it "cell" but it's full name is "cell to singularity"

  • @eyaph
    @eyaph 2 года назад +1

    I love dragoon because he is always intrested what I am currently intrested in.

  • @Stormthefool
    @Stormthefool 2 дня назад

    little did he know the choice of buying that auto clicker mouse would be his downfall

  • @novaminerr66
    @novaminerr66 2 года назад

    i like that the very start of the video is cell to singularity underrated idle game go play it! i just realized that its just dragoon playing cts so good job dragoon for finding a great game!

  • @Shocker_shitpost
    @Shocker_shitpost 2 года назад +1

    the kingdom hearts music is fire🔥

  • @launchpadkid094
    @launchpadkid094 Год назад

    I wasn’t expecting to watch a full years worth of biology class at 1:00 AM on a school night with an overdue biomolecules worksheet because I don’t have a clue what a hagfish or hagfish slime is. Thank you Dragoon.

  • @puchu13
    @puchu13 2 года назад

    This game is called cell to singularity its really fun I’ve been playing it on and off since the beta and i can get to the singularity in under 45 seconds by just spamming the upgrade buttons

  • @apollyon266
    @apollyon266 2 года назад

    im glad you found this clicker game, it's a really good one, now you just need to get on my level. hmu when ur at the end of beyond

  • @NotMat2
    @NotMat2 2 года назад

    yoooo, didn't think i'd see this game get any big coverage. love to see it

  • @Snuggles7272
    @Snuggles7272 2 года назад +1

    Wow Somone Actually plays Cells To Singularity

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 2 года назад

    0:20 "Is it really worth rebuilding... this?"
    The law requires that I answer no

  • @poggingmilk9452
    @poggingmilk9452 2 года назад +2

    Sadly it looks like no birds were watching this video, since the video has no dislikes :(

  • @Nvmbased
    @Nvmbased 2 года назад +1

    the most genuine / hilarious youtuber i’ve ever watched

  • @zacharyreid7557
    @zacharyreid7557 2 года назад

    Dragoon: You didnt see that coming did you
    Me: dude, we never see anything coming with you and its awesome

  • @PixelPirates-FF
    @PixelPirates-FF 6 месяцев назад

    I have this game and i love how you call it fake cookie clicker

  • @space686
    @space686 2 года назад +1

    dragoon rlly got the "Activate iwndows" in the bottom right the entire video💀

  • @Trippster
    @Trippster 2 года назад +1

    Dragoon has gotten far too predictable 😔

  • @Town808
    @Town808 Год назад +1

    Orteil is French. That means the French destroyed the universe. Dragoon’s hatred of France is completely justified.

  • @AizamiTheFrozen
    @AizamiTheFrozen 4 месяца назад

    I love this game, its called cell to singularity, and it is imo better than cookie clicker for science lovers!

  • @bananatom7653
    @bananatom7653 2 года назад

    "Have you lost your mind? are you ok? do you need help? also why are you bad at clicking?" -Banana Tom (who is better at clicking than dragoon, maybe.)

  • @BlueET3RNAL
    @BlueET3RNAL 2 года назад

    "Will you stop eating toast for dinner? You're old enough to be cooking real food you know."
    Hey man what the fuck

  • @morganellis4687
    @morganellis4687 2 года назад

    I was the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs, as they sub-optimally waited by the lake for 0.001 nanoseconds as oppose to optimally instantly drinking.

  • @banquote4253
    @banquote4253 2 года назад

    As someone who once had 600 small freshwater snails (starting from one hermaphrodite) who all suddenly all died, YES snails can leave carcasses

  • @Простокто-то-п1ъ
    @Простокто-то-п1ъ 4 месяца назад +1

    Me watching this video with 26-th simulation of main world: He has no clue

  • @sam_city89
    @sam_city89 Год назад

    I Enjoy these videos as i can watch them all day and when my mom says what do you learn from this ?i can say i learned what cells are in the primordial soup

  • @luckstin9680
    @luckstin9680 2 года назад +1

    He has to put a jump scare warning, the next time I hear French I will probably have a heart attack

  • @therealgamingfire
    @therealgamingfire 2 года назад

    Thank you dragoon ive been a long time player and im happy its finnaly getting reconision

  • @Salty908
    @Salty908 Год назад +1

    Bro just gave a random game lore

  • @raza2594
    @raza2594 Год назад

    "With my new level of power, I created Jellyfish. Technically animals, but they don't have brains. Maybe this is where evolution should have stayed." -Dragoon 2:16

  • @elvisgonzales1389
    @elvisgonzales1389 9 месяцев назад +1

    The game name is singularity

  • @CMP7778
    @CMP7778 2 года назад

    when i realized you were playing this game.
    this game is amazing

  • @Dusting__
    @Dusting__ Год назад

    The fact that the game listed under the description is actually cookie clicker

  • @lexmubarak6150
    @lexmubarak6150 Год назад +1

    HE NEVER ACTIVATED WINDOWS

  • @isabel_xpx
    @isabel_xpx Год назад

    I'm watching this while eating avocado toast as dinner and as soon as I finished the toast I got roasted. 10/10 would eat again

  • @theunoriginal2792
    @theunoriginal2792 Год назад

    Dragoon is the only youtuder that makes me question my very existence and laugh at the same time

  • @milosuperduperfun8879
    @milosuperduperfun8879 2 года назад

    It’s always a good day when dragoon uploads even tho I may be sick

  • @ExplosiveFloofBall
    @ExplosiveFloofBall 2 года назад +1

    Of all things I was called out for eating toast for dinner

  • @Benjius21
    @Benjius21 2 года назад

    i want to send a death threat to the ankylosoros BUT I HAVE WINGS

  • @BFUS_official
    @BFUS_official Год назад

    Imagine getting a 2 hour unskippable ad