That game you are playing is Cell to Singularity! I didn't expect you to play it! That game is so underrated: -no ads -really fun -makes you learn a lot of things -extremely well done (especially the animations) -constant events to keep you interested -HUGE updates like The Beyond and more
I've dropped an ungodly amount of time into this game. I have like a level 26 dino place and beyond 7 or smthn. Not to mention I singularity in like 3 seconds lol
Man I feel like a huge nerd cuz I don't watch this youtuber but I recognized each thing you commented about, assuming white bags is referring to rotmg of course
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yes,here is the explanation: If I eat my toilet,I will poop out a toilet and gain nutrients and then the snails will grow the carcasses from the nutrients from the toilet and I fed 2 snails toilets and killed the rest and now snails have carcasses so yes,they do have carcasses
Love it when a youtuber plays a game that i have played for months. Even more when i can use the event times to know stuff like the video being recorded 4 days ago
I was the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs, as they sub-optimally waited by the lake for 0.001 nanoseconds as oppose to optimally instantly drinking.
I wasn’t expecting to watch a full years worth of biology class at 1:00 AM on a school night with an overdue biomolecules worksheet because I don’t have a clue what a hagfish or hagfish slime is. Thank you Dragoon.
What is this game? also i have been watching your videos for a while and I really love them. I am proud to say you are my favourite youtuber. Also what happened to the bloons content that was my favourite!
Critic's Note from 2150: "The content was yummy and delicious. A sweet, but chaotic taste that rattles your brain and tickles the funny bone. I would recommend this content to anyone suffering from palette staling in their daily content meals. I eagerly await this chef's next video meal..." Take that joke as you will.
After the singularity, you restart and unlock metabits (The equivalent of heavenly chips) and simulation upgrades (The equivalent of legacy upgrades), you can go beyond it after and the singularity will behave like any other idea generator. In addition, it gives you a multiplier that can get you to the singularity in LESS THAN 5 MINUTES
He should remember, if he removes brains and just makes everything jellyfish... there would be nobody to watch his video's about hating the Freeencchh.
"Have you lost your mind? are you ok? do you need help? also why are you bad at clicking?" -Banana Tom (who is better at clicking than dragoon, maybe.)
I love how you can turn everything into a joke. I am laughing like every 15 seconds
Im laughing every 1 milisecond
@@mariussl3367 same
His voice makes it even better
@@amplifire- wdym turn
agreed
As a french I am glad you included us in your universe despite our differences
ew
Ew u🤣
gross@@mathattaque
Surrender or get blitzkrieged again 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪RAAHHHH🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
@@mathattaque at 6:59 I thought your leader here would comment, and say: "don't you ever disrespect France that way again!
Morgan made this video already and made 10x more cookies. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Morgan sucks tho
Yes
CURSE YOU MORGAAAAAAAAN!
lol
Wait until you find out he disliked the video meaning he has wings and is beyond our understanding
That game you are playing is Cell to Singularity! I didn't expect you to play it!
That game is so underrated:
-no ads
-really fun
-makes you learn a lot of things
-extremely well done (especially the animations)
-constant events to keep you interested
-HUGE updates like The Beyond and more
No ads? I'm not sure we've played the same game...
I've dropped an ungodly amount of time into this game. I have like a level 26 dino place and beyond 7 or smthn. Not to mention I singularity in like 3 seconds lol
For me it was a very bland experience...
Im kinda addicted to this game. I already accumulated like 100 trillion metabits
@@yf-n7710 no forced ads
We can all agree that dragoon could say anything and he would just evolve a joke out of it
Yes
Yep
9-11
Not only did you include music/remixes from Touhou 1, you did it in the exact order it appears in game. Props dude.
Imagine watching someone click on cookies to learn important life lessons.
Couldnt be me
I know right 🥱
Imagine not having a life
2:38 For those who are wondering, this song is "Night Shade" by AdhesiveWombat.
And 6:34 is Time Will Tell by Odyssey Eurobeat [A-ONE]
there's something special about seeing the "Activate Windows" in literally every dragoon video now
@Adam Taylor No. I won't help you.
@Adam Taylor windows will help you
@Adam Taylor no we will not help
For anyone who’s wondering this is a game called Cell to Singularity .
I love how entropy means disorder and its used to create order. Truly a masterpiece
2:20 without brains, the french would've still existed
Are you sure
Somehow Dragoon turns literally turns anything into a entertaining funny af video lol
the video came out 7 minutes ago and you commented this 7 minutes ago, the video is 10 minutes you literally could not have watched the video yet
@@xcc499 skill issue
@@xcc499 but is any dragoon video bad? he already knew is was good
Yeah, like activating windows
@@xcc499 200X speed
Snails cannot leave carcasses because they are too attached to them. Consider it solved
First the Koodra Mandible, then white bags, then insta-monkeys, and now human life, still waiting on the collecting gems from COC
Ye same
Man I feel like a huge nerd cuz I don't watch this youtuber but I recognized each thing you commented about, assuming white bags is referring to rotmg of course
@@SwankiestPants yo same wtf, hypixel skyblock, rotmg, btd6
@@Dxck you forgot clash of clans imao
@@Dxck what is rotmg?
"One slave is better than four keyboards"
Dragoon - 2022
Do Snails Have Carcasses?
Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no
yes,here is the explanation:
If I eat my toilet,I will poop out a toilet and gain nutrients and then the snails will grow the carcasses from the nutrients from the toilet and I fed 2 snails toilets and killed the rest and now snails have carcasses so yes,they do have carcasses
Yes
Yes
Yes it's obvious obviously duh
cell to singularity is such a good game. ive completed it all and im up to the events in beta
Ew ww. Not reslly
Vpokie clicker 2
cant wait for this to turn into a series that travels through the end of time.
I mean theres alot to the game (Cell to singularity) It has events near weekly aswell as a space simulation
@@zabianreubens4989 Ok epic, tho I already knew that thanks for informing me.
@@zabianreubens4989 oh wait just realised the title changed. original title was, cookie clicker in 2030. Sorry for the confusion.
@@jgames3870 Aight its all fine
The amount of historical inaccuracies I detected in this video literally gives me physical pain.😂😂😂
Love it when a youtuber plays a game that i have played for months.
Even more when i can use the event times to know stuff like the video being recorded 4 days ago
How is it called??
@@mazeprobblem4716 Cell to Singularity
"this time I hired a slave to click for me" dragoon-
To be honest this is one of the better clicker games out there, and I absolutely recommend playing it yourself.
FYI it is called cell to singularity, not Cookie Clicker 2. I beat it.
@@NatureAndrewbummed. i was going to play it if it was a sequel to universal baking domination with grandmas
Bro is playing cell to singularity because he wants to be in history
Man was so dedicated to beat cookie clicker 2, he forgot to activate windows 💀
i found your channel a couple days ago and you’ve already become one of my favorite youtubers, ima need more uploads at least 10 a day
When I heard that... that the Powerhouse of The Cell was back... *7th grade science Vietnam flashbacks*
Me clicking video thinking it’s actually Cookie clicker two then I realise its this game that I actually have
The name of this game is Cell to singularity I played it and it isn’t fake cookie clicker It’s a different game
as a french, i am glad you ADORE our hats
Activate your windows Morgan.
1:34 I thought there would be a perfect cell image
I wouldn't mind being in a post apocalyptic state due to cookies. I LOVE cookies.
You won’t love them once it happens…
I welcome you to the Fry cook lifestyle. NOW CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!!
dragoon is the definition of a cookie clicker master
Morgan left a dislike on this video because he has wings
I love how this guy makes everything funny even if it is another game😂
what do you mean
@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603it’s not cookie clicker 2
@@xlboy8539 it is
the closest thing to a fear of the Easter bunny is the fear of bunnies, witch is Leporiphobia
The fact that it mentioned the mitochondria and eukaryotic cell in your video as I’m learning about it in school is quite a coincidence
I learned everything about those in 4th grade
As someone who once had 600 small freshwater snails (starting from one hermaphrodite) who all suddenly all died, YES snails can leave carcasses
I've been watching dragoon for a while, and he's super underrated. I mean he has great taste in address locations (I am inside your walls)
I drink *syntax error* water. Can I have my slice of cardboard?
legend says he still clicking to this day
So it was true, morgan was the Big Bang, and created everything
You should play chess. I want to see how you make it in your style of videos. There probably also be a lot more people like Morgan.
I was the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs, as they sub-optimally waited by the lake for 0.001 nanoseconds as oppose to optimally instantly drinking.
As a strategist, this leaves me in physical pain
the next morgan ellis
as someone who played this game long before the youtuber did, i can confirm this is pathetic gameplay
@@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 has someone who has rebirth over 50 times I confirm he's truly godly at this game
little did he know the choice of buying that auto clicker mouse would be his downfall
6:27 WAIT! Could this be him? The legend? The REAL one? .... Is this ... Quincy? Father of Quincy? 🐒
9:00 This is your local microsoft employee working for 0.01$/year asking you to activate windows to feed my family
I never eat your content dragoon. I do, however, eat alphabet acrobatics
I may have deleted the video, but I guess I could do it again
maybe
@@Dragoon45 i did not know you posted it. If you do it i will send you a lifetime supply of alphabet acrobatics.
@@Dragoon45 can I have it if i ask nicely?
"Will you stop eating toast for dinner? You're old enough to be cooking real food you know."
Hey man what the fuck
0:48 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the world can die for all I care.
I wasn’t expecting to watch a full years worth of biology class at 1:00 AM on a school night with an overdue biomolecules worksheet because I don’t have a clue what a hagfish or hagfish slime is. Thank you Dragoon.
Insane cookie clicker content 🫡
0:20 "Is it really worth rebuilding... this?"
The law requires that I answer no
For the people telling Dragoon to activate Windows, he did at one point. He ended up deactivating it bc it broke Minecraft.
ankylosaurus committed suicide from the 4700 death threats by causing an asteroid to hit the earth causing all dinosaurs to die with him.
best plot twist of all time
Yup this really was the best plot twist
He has to put a jump scare warning, the next time I hear French I will probably have a heart attack
Minecraft 1.8 pvp is cookie clicker in 2030
Dragoon: You didnt see that coming did you
Me: dude, we never see anything coming with you and its awesome
i roughly know how this goes since i played it before and would like to see more
Me watching this video with 26-th simulation of main world: He has no clue
guys at 0:20 there's a bad word 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
shiver me tembers im quaking in me boots
@@Lightninglucas10lmao
@Lightninglucas10 fr it's so spooky 😱😨
Of all things I was called out for eating toast for dinner
1:57 YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:20 As someone who visits that site regularly I would argue that it is worth it to bring it back
Does anyone know what the music at 3:17 is?
Not sure what the song name is but its in the wide putin walking meme
Thank you so much 💓 💗 💛
What is this game? also i have been watching your videos for a while and I really love them. I am proud to say you are my favourite youtuber. Also what happened to the bloons content that was my favourite!
1:31 what dis song
lost horizon - the one
@@Dragoon45game name
Cells@@graysonbean4678
The whole, "and the first thing it does is dab" is priceless.
Can we appreciate how much effort he puts in his videos?
Can we appreciate how many bots say how much effort he puts in his videos
Sadly it looks like no birds were watching this video, since the video has no dislikes :(
birds aren't real
the most genuine / hilarious youtuber i’ve ever watched
The ankle-sprain-saurus has, as of right now, been sent 17 thousand death threats
A carcass is just a dead body, so snails are absolutely able to leave a carcass.
i want to send a death threat to the ankylosoros BUT I HAVE WINGS
I love dragoon because he is always intrested what I am currently intrested in.
I played this game in early access, and i'm so happy that one of my favorite youtubers is playing it!
Critic's Note from 2150: "The content was yummy and delicious. A sweet, but chaotic taste that rattles your brain and tickles the funny bone. I would recommend this content to anyone suffering from palette staling in their daily content meals. I eagerly await this chef's next video meal..."
Take that joke as you will.
I’ve come to a realization: everything real, not real, and infinitely increasing layers of possibility is all just part of cookie clickers lore.
After the singularity, you restart and unlock metabits (The equivalent of heavenly chips) and simulation upgrades (The equivalent of legacy upgrades), you can go beyond it after and the singularity will behave like any other idea generator. In addition, it gives you a multiplier that can get you to the singularity in LESS THAN 5 MINUTES
I've drank well over 30 large cups of water in the last few days alone.
Wow Somone Actually plays Cells To Singularity
As a french I can say unicycling bears came before us.
He should remember, if he removes brains and just makes everything jellyfish... there would be nobody to watch his video's about hating the Freeencchh.
dragoon rlly got the "Activate iwndows" in the bottom right the entire video💀
New update: he has gone onto to beat cookie clicker, btd6 and among us. This is in 2038
wwhhatttt?
"Have you lost your mind? are you ok? do you need help? also why are you bad at clicking?" -Banana Tom (who is better at clicking than dragoon, maybe.)
Of anyone is wondering what game he's playing, I call it "cell" but it's full name is "cell to singularity"
Snails will leave a shell after it dies the shell will last for millions of years
As someone who owns 100s of snails, I can confirm they are big enough to have carcauses
Orteil is French. That means the French destroyed the universe. Dragoon’s hatred of France is completely justified.
8 thousand people sent death threats to the ankylosaurus huh...id thought there'd be more
Dragoon is the only youtuder that makes me question my very existence and laugh at the same time
I have dranken the amount of tons of cookies you have of water.
Imagine getting a 2 hour unskippable ad
"activate windows" is the best member of the video
0:18 the debate will rage on until the end of time