"Just hold it in" My head scenario: *someones leg/arm got cut off* "We need to stop the blood!" "Hey man, just hold that blood in, it looks gross" *blood stops flowing out*
Why is it that these period stories, always have a "son" who is "disgusted" by period products in the bathroom.... But it's always a parent who bring it up and not the son himself.
“Just hold it in” ... wtf? That comes off as that one bad women’s anatomy post of the dude telling his gf to “push most of it out” until she could get a tampon at home
I had a very similar story with my dad...yeah he is also very ignorant, so .... One day he came to me and my mother to scream at us, how disgusting we are and stupid and whatever...we didn´t even know what he was talking about, after he finally explained that the toilet-system is not working anymore and he found period-products in there. My mother and I are women ...lets say for a very long time....and we told him, we would never throw such things into the toilet, but he just went on with his screaming. After he finally showed us the product, we could not believe our eyes...He showed us incontinence material (which is significant bigger than period material, some of them were diapers!!!!). My mother and I just looked at each other, thinking he was nuts and stupid, but he continued to scream at us. We told him it was incontinence material and our aunt (who has dementia), probalby took it into the toilet. His answer: NO, it was you!
I played this in the car on the way to work, and then when I got into work, I continued the video on my headphones. Only, the headphones were NOT plugged in, and so, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEPBRO?!" rang out into the quiet office space.
Advice to the young people out there: never ever do something outside of your role for someone above you at work. This story is entertaining, but most of the time it backfires badly.
He was smart about it, though, in that he got a contract essentially treating these new duties as a separate job. Didn't use that contract but he could have if he'd gone for the 70k he was initially owed.
That's right! Your boss is trying to lift a three hundred lb. couch by herself? Too bad. You see a wheelbarrow full of bricks teetering over the edge of a two- story building about to fall on the owner's head and you could push them out of the way? To hell with them! You're walking out for the day and you see a man hiding behind your boss's car about to take them out? Who cares? That's the advice that keeps on giving: Never help anyone. The world will be a much better place if everyone just keeps their head down and pretends they are the only one there. Do your job, don't interact with anyone and go home.
@@thelunchlady8276 Are you being purposefully dense? That's obviously not what he means. You took a reasonable suggestion and completely removed the context, going to the extreme with it. It's laughable.
Period story: for the number of times I've heard stories like this, I always snark out loud to my cat (I live alone) "If we could control the damn thing, you can bet your ass that most women would gladly NOT HAVE THEM!".
As a waitress I can confirm making the woman feel like a queen is EXACTLY what to do. I learned very early on what to say and do. I’ve had loyal customers for 15 years. Some of my customers are now some of my trusted friends. I make amazing tips. I work at a family owned diner that’s been around since 1944.
@@lanadelrad6147 of course! When approaching the table, address the woman first. Stand closer to the woman. Not super obvious just a bit more to the side. This is if it’s say a married couple or gf or bf type thing. My place is a laid back establishment. Nothing 5 star. I always place the ticket in the middle. Small compliments help. This is something I’ve learned over the years. A lot of it is experience on the job stuff. You learn body language fast. I hope you enjoy waitressing as much as I do.
@@carissamessina1908 thank you so much!! yea i just started working at a member only restaurant, so they all tip relatively nice to begin with! but i want to get better bc i have bad social skill. i try to joke around a lot with the costumers bc thats what they like to do. i also try to learn what they like to if i can remember, like this one lady really likes olives, so i always give her like 3-4 in a small cup. stuff like that ya know
@@lanadelrad6147 You’re so welcome! that’s awesome! Remembering things like that will earn you a great customer base. Little things like bringing extra olives is a great touch.
As a general sucker for all hardworking men and women, this middle aged old lady always either leaves or ensures my husband leaves a 20% tip no matter the service, bc I figure we never know when someone is either having a bad day, life, whatever. But thank you to all you thoughtful servers.
Good morning friend, except good evening cause here in India its evening right now...😅 I suppose you live in US, so tell me how's the weather there today? Looking for a friend here...
It's 4pm in UK rn, so good afternoon! I hope you have a pleasant day today :) I would totally stay hydrated if I wasn't fasting lol, but only 4 more hours to go! Plus, I'll be having a nice meal with friends later on, so today is a great day, indeed :D
Technically he didn’t have the newborn that’s physically impossible for him. However it is amazing that he can still keep up with the RUclips even though he’s a new father. Although who know what kind of help paid or otherwise he and his wife/girlfriend might have access to,
Kid in the last story is a prime example of someone who's never been told "no" or been properly disciplined a single day in their life. And of course the mother is always equally as terrible at parenting as their kid is at listening. Either of them can only learn things the hard way.
10:00 It's like the episode of South Park with the Okama Gamesphere. Cartman finds Stan's mom's tampon in the trash, and thinks it's an aborted baby, and she doesn't want to explain what it really is so she buys them the new video game system to distract them lmao
The amount of people disgusted by “disgusting” trash in a trash can is so surprising to me Yeah, if someone leaves their used period products on the counter or forget to flush and leave their blood in the toilet, I get it. (My sister 15 YEAR OLD SISTER does this and it baffles me) But products are in the trash can where they are meant to be. What else are they supposed to fucking do?
I have a friend who would leave her period products unwrapped in my garbage can... that disgusted me... as a woman myself. Sure, they were upside down but still. I had to talk to her about it a few times
The Stepbrother was looking for chocolate I bet in the garbage. My question would it be to the dad right away is like why is he in the garbage can then? And tough cookies his girlfriend's going to be doing it too.
7:50 - OMG!! When the story first began I heard it as "I put my feet on the couch", not "We put feet on the couch". It took me just a second for me to understand and laugh at my own misunderstanding, but then it actually turned out that he DID put his feet up, for 2 hours every day!!
therapist: rSlash making the “what are you doing stepbro?” joke is just words... it can’t hurt you if you don’t let it our Great Emperor of the Internet: 10:22
@@GamerGrovyle think about it. How is he explaining where he got the principal from? Furthermore,brokers require social security. So all of this data including the 1.3 million would have been assigned to him as a profit as well. Brokers do send A copy of your taxes to the irs. So he'd have to pay taxes on the 1 mill gift and the 2.3 mill net. In addition the boss would have reported the 1 mill as an investment so eventually the user would have been caught in tax fraud just by that alone.
@@NoNoseProduction I'm still a bit confused on this as far as the tax fraud thing goes. I feel like we're missing information in the story. It sounded like to me that the owner may have given him the money, but the accounts for things were in op's name since he was the one involved in this. Then, when giving the owner the money, gave the expected allotment and then paid taxes on the part that he took. Morality aside from what he did to the owner (and shady af), I don't understand how it's tax fraud when he paid taxes on the part he took. Genuine curiosity, not trying to argue or anything. I'm not a math/numbers person so any info is helpful. :)
@Tucag Wathiel the boss would need to file this as a gift with the irs. If it's not filed as such (which it wouldn't be as it was an investment), then the op magicked money to their account. The broker reports to the irs. So that 1.3 mill he withdrew and gave to the boss would either be a returned investment or a gift. If it was a gift op would have to report it as such and also pay taxes as that 1.3 mill was profit.the 2 mill left over is actually 1 mill principal 1 mill profit. No matter how you shake it there there is a mess of confusion of what and where the money came from and went. The irs would absolutely investigate this.3.3 mill isn't milk money.
Weird story my old teachers friend witnessed: Some dude at a bar in the city neighboring mine got his stomach cut open, and his intestines started to fall out, and the owner of the place was nearby, and told him to just HOLD IT IN. He died in the ER the next morning. RIP random dude that died 30 years ago.
the irony about the first story is that it's a pretty good analogy for the modern economy in general. The greed of a few individuals is keeping a lot of money out of the market, which, if it was in there, would actually make them even richer. But because they lack vision and can only see as far as the next investment quarter, they end up with less money.
I saw rSlash’s post congrats on being a new dad! Now if an entitled mom asked if you’ve had a child you can be like yes I have! Then she won’t have a comeback mwahaha
Omfg, everytime I hear a guy say, “Just hold it in!” in regards to period blood it makes me want to legitimately cut them and say, “Show me.” Like Sex Ed IS still a thing right? So how is this idiocy popping up MORE instead of less?!
CONGRATS ON THE LITTLE ONE!!! I just gotta say you are an amazing guy! Your videos are the highlight of my day, thanks so much! Ps. I really massively appreciate you posting every day but you might have to slow down with the videos at some point but if you do or not what ever you choose to do with the channel I'll support you constantly no matter what!!! Thanks my dude! Edit: Spelling
Congrats on the kid r slash!!! I’ve been watching you for about a year now and you’ve only gotten better the more I’ve watched you. I can’t wait to see ya in the future and welcome to parenthood
@@No-Art- I'm not saying it's bad but it's rare to see him doing this hut HOLY MOLY THE OP EARN 1.8 million and let his boss take the 1.2million the boss I s so dumb
The guy who had the inventory list on his phone should have offered to sell it to them for less then the labor cost to have it re done. "Tell the boss I'm deleting the file in 1 hour if he doesn't send an retransfer for the money you owe me."
4:55, You agreed to act as a Loyal Stock Broker for him in trade for your Reasonable Compensation. HE BREACHED THE AGREEMENT. So you are no longer responsible for informing him on the pass or Failing of his own account. and I can only consider this money Abandoned Property since he NEVER asked about it or Cared that you have it.
The idiocy of being surprised that you found something gross after digging through a lidded bathroom trash bin *and* unwrapping any random clump of toilet paper you find. The same bin where snotty tissues, used dental floss and dirty Q-tips go. No one expects to find anything nice or “not gross” in a bathroom trash bin. 😂
If I hear a baby cry, my first instinct is to "engage in unsafe conduct with a high risk of personal injury toward underage participants." Which is why I've stayed as far out of that arena as I possibly could.
In the restaurant story, you said the waitress made a gamble, she didn’t actually she did her job perfectly. The reason is, in high end restaurants, if somebody states before anything is ordered that they are paying for the table the staff is required to greenlight anything ordered with them before it comes to the table. It’s done for a lot of things like business lunches so somebody doesn’t just order 20 steaks to go and dip because someone else is paying. The young man probably did this unknowingly, which in a normal restaurant wouldn’t of been a big deal, but in this situation it requires the waitress to confirm every single order. Someone wants to order a certain drink? The waitress has to make sure the young man approves it! That’s why it’s so funny. XD
How did OP in the first story not get caught by the IRS? The account should be in the owner's name, not his. The transactions where the owner gave him the money to invest would have had to have been reported to the IRS to under banking laws.
The girl did everything right in that period story, I’d get if they were a bit grossed out if she threw them away WITHOUT toilet paper but she wrapped them up?? Dude must’ve almost unwrapped them to see what it was.. And before anyone gets annoyed that I think you should wrap up your used period products, I’m a girl. I’m not saying it to be offensive, I genuinely recommend you wrap them, it contains the smell better and if it’s a public restroom it’s both the nice thing to do and saves the janitors from the smell. Some products (often pads) already come with a plastic that you can reuse to wrap your old pad, I really recommend it
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What would you do with $2,000,000?
Add 1$ do have 2,000,001$.
Donate to charity and give some to family members and homeless people I see on the street
Buy stuff or donate
The list of what I wouldn't do is smaller my friend
invest and pay my school debt
"Just hold it in"
My head scenario:
*someones leg/arm got cut off*
"We need to stop the blood!"
"Hey man, just hold that blood in, it looks gross"
*blood stops flowing out*
"All bleeding stops, and all fires go out."
XD
Tis but a scratch!
@@KingofFaces that's exactly what I said😂😂
@@KingofFaces god tier content
Why is it that these period stories, always have a "son" who is "disgusted" by period products in the bathroom.... But it's always a parent who bring it up and not the son himself.
I wonder if the son was really disgusted or that the parent was
Because the son probably doesn't give a shit, but the parents are on some sort of power trip.
Son is probably just surprised, casually asks parent about it and the parent gets upset and posts on reddit
*whispers* because they're all based off the same story from 10 yrs ago
I had an ex bf who always was weirded out about pads and tampons...that were unused still in the box....like...dude
“Just hold it in”
... wtf? That comes off as that one bad women’s anatomy post of the dude telling his gf to “push most of it out” until she could get a tampon at home
I wish that's how it worked
@@Ikajo If it did, then our worries about staining would have been vastly reduced...
I had a very similar story with my dad...yeah he is also very ignorant, so ....
One day he came to me and my mother to scream at us, how disgusting we are and stupid and whatever...we didn´t even know what he was talking about, after he finally explained that the toilet-system is not working anymore and he found period-products in there. My mother and I are women ...lets say for a very long time....and we told him, we would never throw such things into the toilet, but he just went on with his screaming.
After he finally showed us the product, we could not believe our eyes...He showed us incontinence material (which is significant bigger than period material, some of them were diapers!!!!). My mother and I just looked at each other, thinking he was nuts and stupid, but he continued to scream at us. We told him it was incontinence material and our aunt (who has dementia), probalby took it into the toilet. His answer: NO, it was you!
@@misakimei8715 All the money saved on period products... I have PCOS so occasionally I bleed for weeks. It is very annoying
@@Ikajo *cries in 3 months of dealing with the red tide*
"Tell me you have shitty parenting skills without telling me you have shitty parenting skills" LOL
This caught me off guard as Rslash usually overly censors the posts.
@@LarkAlrion Thank RUclips for that.
Bladedcloud 6966 I don’t trust the rule.
Kid must be a Tannen
Entitled step-brother's father giving medical advice:
"You were stabbed in the aorta? Just hold it in until dinner. There will be a doctor!"
Yo everyone, make sure to congratulate r/slash. This dudes a new dad. So congratulations and keep up the awesome work
Yup, just saw the channel post.
Congrats
Welcome to parenthood. May you and your family be continually blessed
Where did you see/here that?
Congrats!!!
I played this in the car on the way to work, and then when I got into work, I continued the video on my headphones. Only, the headphones were NOT plugged in, and so, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEPBRO?!" rang out into the quiet office space.
Hahahaha, I think we all know enough about the internet to think that your coworkers assumed the worst.
Advice to the young people out there: never ever do something outside of your role for someone above you at work. This story is entertaining, but most of the time it backfires badly.
He was smart about it, though, in that he got a contract essentially treating these new duties as a separate job. Didn't use that contract but he could have if he'd gone for the 70k he was initially owed.
That's right! Your boss is trying to lift a three hundred lb. couch by herself? Too bad. You see a wheelbarrow full of bricks teetering over the edge of a two- story building about to fall on the owner's head and you could push them out of the way? To hell with them! You're walking out for the day and you see a man hiding behind your boss's car about to take them out? Who cares? That's the advice that keeps on giving: Never help anyone. The world will be a much better place if everyone just keeps their head down and pretends they are the only one there. Do your job, don't interact with anyone and go home.
@@thelunchlady8276 Are you being purposefully dense? That's obviously not what he means. You took a reasonable suggestion and completely removed the context, going to the extreme with it. It's laughable.
@@jackmanleblanc2518 Geeez... No more jokes for you. (You did say it was laughable though. So, it worked!)
@@thelunchlady8276 Lol dude it's RUclips. I've seen some super dumbass comments by people who were completely serious. You definitely got me though.
Period story: for the number of times I've heard stories like this, I always snark out loud to my cat (I live alone) "If we could control the damn thing, you can bet your ass that most women would gladly NOT HAVE THEM!".
Yesss, do they honestly thinnk we enjoy losing blood and cramping to the point of not being able to move ?
Lmao
If I could hold it in until I go to the bathroom, why wouldn’t I do that like I do with *going to the bathroom*???
As a waitress I can confirm making the woman feel like a queen is EXACTLY what to do. I learned very early on what to say and do. I’ve had loyal customers for 15 years. Some of my customers are now some of my trusted friends. I make amazing tips. I work at a family owned diner that’s been around since 1944.
any tips on doing that? i just started waitressing!
@@lanadelrad6147 of course! When approaching the table, address the woman first. Stand closer to the woman. Not super obvious just a bit more to the side. This is if it’s say a married couple or gf or bf type thing. My place is a laid back establishment. Nothing 5 star. I always place the ticket in the middle. Small compliments help. This is something I’ve learned over the years. A lot of it is experience on the job stuff. You learn body language fast. I hope you enjoy waitressing as much as I do.
@@carissamessina1908 thank you so much!! yea i just started working at a member only restaurant, so they all tip relatively nice to begin with! but i want to get better bc i have bad social skill. i try to joke around a lot with the costumers bc thats what they like to do. i also try to learn what they like to if i can remember, like this one lady really likes olives, so i always give her like 3-4 in a small cup. stuff like that ya know
@@lanadelrad6147 You’re so welcome! that’s awesome! Remembering things like that will earn you a great customer base. Little things like bringing extra olives is a great touch.
As a general sucker for all hardworking men and women, this middle aged old lady always either leaves or ensures my husband leaves a 20% tip no matter the service, bc I figure we never know when someone is either having a bad day, life, whatever. But thank you to all you thoughtful servers.
Good morning everyone! Let’s try to ride the positivity train today and make this Tuesday good! Stay hydrated and make some friends!
Good morning friend, except good evening cause here in India its evening right now...😅 I suppose you live in US, so tell me how's the weather there today? Looking for a friend here...
Sheeesshhh good morning you guysss
@@yagnikbose8973 in the US. Where I’m at, it’s bright and sunny and pleasantly warm. Pollen is a bit of an issue though.
It's 4pm in UK rn, so good afternoon! I hope you have a pleasant day today :) I would totally stay hydrated if I wasn't fasting lol, but only 4 more hours to go! Plus, I'll be having a nice meal with friends later on, so today is a great day, indeed :D
@@yagnikbose8973 San Diego. Beautiful weather. Light breeze. Sunshine. 1 p.m.
I had to LITERALLY BEG my ex to not flush tampons, and this is why. It never seemed to sink in with her.
And let me guess, you're the poor soul that had to go in to unclog the toilet?
I still can’t believe he managed to keep his normal upload schedule while having a newborn. Congrats r/slash!
Yeah, where'd that announcement come from?
Technically he didn’t have the newborn that’s physically impossible for him. However it is amazing that he can still keep up with the RUclips even though he’s a new father. Although who know what kind of help paid or otherwise he and his wife/girlfriend might have access to,
@@jamessparks7728 mah dude. Seriously?
@@geckolord0337 he posted it on his community post, the most recent one :)
@@jamessparks7728 what in the hot and crispy Kentucky fried fuck did i just read.
I'm...sorry but the period story. That man...o.O
O.o
I could keep going, I have a whole crate full of questioning eyeballs.
Let me add on
O.o
O.o
Like, how the actual fuck. A woman had passionate hugging with him. He...I can't anymore. o.O
O.o
@@Dorvin55 oh god rslash infected you.
“Just hold it in”
This is how you get Toxic Shock Syndrome...
U can't"hold it in"
@@missluciddreams3472
Exactly
Also if you keep a period product on for a long time because you can’t hold it in you can get terrible infections
@@thetableoflegend9814 yes, that's from wearing a tampon too long...that causes tss...
@@missluciddreams3472 can happen with pads too, although obviously you have to wear it a lot longer
@@thetableoflegend9814 yeah, I know... I'm a woman
Kid in the last story is a prime example of someone who's never been told "no" or been properly disciplined a single day in their life. And of course the mother is always equally as terrible at parenting as their kid is at listening. Either of them can only learn things the hard way.
Honestly after a couple years of listening to your videos, I can safely say you’re gonna be a great father to your new daughter
10:00 It's like the episode of South Park with the Okama Gamesphere. Cartman finds Stan's mom's tampon in the trash, and thinks it's an aborted baby, and she doesn't want to explain what it really is so she buys them the new video game system to distract them lmao
Now you're not just our daddy, but a real daddy too, congrats rslash
The amount of people disgusted by “disgusting” trash in a trash can is so surprising to me
Yeah, if someone leaves their used period products on the counter or forget to flush and leave their blood in the toilet, I get it. (My sister 15 YEAR OLD SISTER does this and it baffles me)
But products are in the trash can where they are meant to be. What else are they supposed to fucking do?
I have a friend who would leave her period products unwrapped in my garbage can... that disgusted me... as a woman myself. Sure, they were upside down but still. I had to talk to her about it a few times
Listening to rich people essentially gamble with stocks reminds me of how absolutely stacked the deck is against the average person.
The Stepbrother was looking for chocolate I bet in the garbage. My question would it be to the dad right away is like why is he in the garbage can then? And tough cookies his girlfriend's going to be doing it too.
7:50 - OMG!! When the story first began I heard it as "I put my feet on the couch", not "We put feet on the couch". It took me just a second for me to understand and laugh at my own misunderstanding, but then it actually turned out that he DID put his feet up, for 2 hours every day!!
An extra 80 cents a day? Think of all the penny whistles and moon pies you’ll be able to buy!
therapist: rSlash making the “what are you doing stepbro?” joke is just words... it can’t hurt you if you don’t let it
our Great Emperor of the Internet: 10:22
Only OG's remember this thumbnail being the drawing students'
The amount of men that think women can "hold in" their periods is pitiful. Dont you think that if we could we would? Geez.
Did I understand wrong or did the guy in the first story just steal the 1.8 million from his boss?
Also apparently committed tax fraud too. Fake story
@@NoNoseProduction I don't understand how that's Tax Fraud? He paid for it no?
@@GamerGrovyle think about it. How is he explaining where he got the principal from? Furthermore,brokers require social security. So all of this data including the 1.3 million would have been assigned to him as a profit as well. Brokers do send A copy of your taxes to the irs. So he'd have to pay taxes on the 1 mill gift and the 2.3 mill net. In addition the boss would have reported the 1 mill as an investment so eventually the user would have been caught in tax fraud just by that alone.
@@NoNoseProduction I'm still a bit confused on this as far as the tax fraud thing goes. I feel like we're missing information in the story. It sounded like to me that the owner may have given him the money, but the accounts for things were in op's name since he was the one involved in this. Then, when giving the owner the money, gave the expected allotment and then paid taxes on the part that he took. Morality aside from what he did to the owner (and shady af), I don't understand how it's tax fraud when he paid taxes on the part he took.
Genuine curiosity, not trying to argue or anything. I'm not a math/numbers person so any info is helpful. :)
@Tucag Wathiel the boss would need to file this as a gift with the irs. If it's not filed as such (which it wouldn't be as it was an investment), then the op magicked money to their account. The broker reports to the irs. So that 1.3 mill he withdrew and gave to the boss would either be a returned investment or a gift. If it was a gift op would have to report it as such and also pay taxes as that 1.3 mill was profit.the 2 mill left over is actually 1 mill principal 1 mill profit.
No matter how you shake it there there is a mess of confusion of what and where the money came from and went. The irs would absolutely investigate this.3.3 mill isn't milk money.
Never thought I’d be quoting Little Duck...
“Greed makes a person sloppy, Hotshot, remember that.”
That wait staff in the story with the guy in a suit was a shithead, and *I love it!*
Weird story my old teachers friend witnessed: Some dude at a bar in the city neighboring mine got his stomach cut open, and his intestines started to fall out, and the owner of the place was nearby, and told him to just HOLD IT IN. He died in the ER the next morning. RIP random dude that died 30 years ago.
Congratulations on becoming a father, mate!
he doesn’t care
@@bostonrailfan2427 blunt much
I think it’s great that the owner is like: I don‘t want to give you 20%
And OP is just like: ok I‘ll take 60% then
BIG congrats to you for having your first child! Since you've been reading all about children on reddit you'll definitely be a good parent!
the irony about the first story is that it's a pretty good analogy for the modern economy in general.
The greed of a few individuals is keeping a lot of money out of the market, which, if it was in there, would actually make them even richer.
But because they lack vision and can only see as far as the next investment quarter, they end up with less money.
Your timing is on point holy,
?????
YT allows you to set upload times and days.
I saw rSlash’s post congrats on being a new dad! Now if an entitled mom asked if you’ve had a child you can be like yes I have! Then she won’t have a comeback mwahaha
Nice thumbnail....
*It feels like I've seen it before*
Congrats on fatherhood! I’m sure with all the entitled parents stories you’ve been reading you have a great idea on how to raise ur precious lil one
Malicious cimplinace is satisfying af🥰
Omfg, everytime I hear a guy say, “Just hold it in!” in regards to period blood it makes me want to legitimately cut them and say, “Show me.”
Like Sex Ed IS still a thing right? So how is this idiocy popping up MORE instead of less?!
Coffee and rslash the perfect combo!
Same!!!
Let's get this video to 2,000,000 views!
CONGRATS ON THE LITTLE ONE!!!
I just gotta say you are an amazing guy! Your videos are the highlight of my day, thanks so much!
Ps. I really massively appreciate you posting every day but you might have to slow down with the videos at some point but if you do or not what ever you choose to do with the channel I'll support you constantly no matter what!!! Thanks my dude!
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Congrats on the new kid! Thanks for the story telling!!
Congrats on the kid r slash!!! I’ve been watching you for about a year now and you’ve only gotten better the more I’ve watched you. I can’t wait to see ya in the future and welcome to parenthood
I've never gagged so hard until you described a partially dissolved tampon
Knew that last story had to be a Brit simply by the comment about braining the lad with a shovel *wipes phone screen from coffee splatter* 🤣
Congratulations on becoming a dad RSlash!!! I just know you'll be one of the best dads ever!! 💖
Day 63 of telling him he's making everyone day better and Ayo is that the same thumbnail from older videos?
Yeah he's done that before, but its not as bad as Mr.Reddit does it 😰
@@No-Art- I'm not saying it's bad but it's rare to see him doing this hut HOLY MOLY THE OP EARN 1.8 million and let his boss take the 1.2million the boss I s so dumb
@@jefffoo6891 you are a good bird
Day whatever of telling you to shut up
The guy who had the inventory list on his phone should have offered to sell it to them for less then the labor cost to have it re done. "Tell the boss I'm deleting the file in 1 hour if he doesn't send an retransfer for the money you owe me."
Uploaded right at the perfect time!
Congrats on the baby dude, you're gonna be an amazing dad 😌❤️
This should be pro revenge in my opinion and lol I swear this makes me happy
Congrats on being a dad!! Blessings to your family
Some people will always kick theirsevles out in investing in Elon Musk Dogecoin and Bitcoin
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Congratulations on the baby!!! I love being a mom and you’ll love being a dad!!
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The Great Emperor of the Internet has begotten an heir!
All rise and give welcome to Baby Bailey! 👏👏👏👏👏
Earliest I've ever tuned in. HYYYPE
Earliest for me too
I’m sad I didn’t see the noti
Lying, cheating, and stealing are still dishonest even if you're ripping off a scumbag.
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First nice 👌
Congrats on being first
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"Just hold it In"
Me: If i could dont you think i would?
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4:55, You agreed to act as a Loyal Stock Broker for him in trade for your Reasonable Compensation. HE BREACHED THE AGREEMENT. So you are no longer responsible for informing him on the pass or Failing of his own account. and I can only consider this money Abandoned Property since he NEVER asked about it or Cared that you have it.
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Congratulations rSlash on your new baby girl! She’s absolutely adorable and I wish you the best of luck as a new parent!
No views, 19 likes and 6 comments. _I N T E R E S T I N G . . ._ (Also, Fun Fact: no one has watched the entire video yet.)
>looks into trash can
>"What the hell! This is gross!"
*Pretend I wrote a funny and accurate comment we can all laugh and agree with*
Heh, relatable.
Lmao true
BRUH SAAAAME
That's pretty insensitive bro. I can't believe you'd write that.
(There always needs to be one like this)
Lmao thats so true!!🤣🤣
DAMN! 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!
The idiocy of being surprised that you found something gross after digging through a lidded bathroom trash bin *and* unwrapping any random clump of toilet paper you find. The same bin where snotty tissues, used dental floss and dirty Q-tips go. No one expects to find anything nice or “not gross” in a bathroom trash bin.
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"What are you doing step bro?!"
**EATING GARBAGE** *"JOIN US"*
"oh ho ho ;)"
Just wanted to pop over here and congratulate you once again for your adorable baby girl! ❤️❤️❤️
10:22 foreshadowing
Congrats on the kid! Had one myself and its been amazing, good work on everything you do 👏
Congrats on becoming a dad. So happy for you 😁
How do you know about this?
It cracks me up how so many of these stories are literally just people admitting to committing felonies under an alias. 😂
Congratulations on the new baby. I have a baby daughter myself and she's almost 6 months old. So I know how special it is. Wishing all the best. 🤗
Congratulations on your baby girl!! Lily the Minislash will be loved by all! Can't wait for bloopers!
A Crappy Kid for the Parent with Crappy Parent skills, sounds fitting to me ^^
If I hear a baby cry, my first instinct is to "engage in unsafe conduct with a high risk of personal injury toward underage participants."
Which is why I've stayed as far out of that arena as I possibly could.
I think it kind of falls outside of the malicious compliance umbrella when the result is the theft of 1.8m and various other crimes.
@ 1:41 the video glitches up until 1:46.
14:36 "I'm quite capable of (keeping my son safe)" A few seconds later, (prep my Maury impersonation voice) your actions determined that too be a lie.
Congrats r/Slash!!! Looks like your puppy is a big brother! ❤️
In the restaurant story, you said the waitress made a gamble, she didn’t actually she did her job perfectly. The reason is, in high end restaurants, if somebody states before anything is ordered that they are paying for the table the staff is required to greenlight anything ordered with them before it comes to the table. It’s done for a lot of things like business lunches so somebody doesn’t just order 20 steaks to go and dip because someone else is paying.
The young man probably did this unknowingly, which in a normal restaurant wouldn’t of been a big deal, but in this situation it requires the waitress to confirm every single order. Someone wants to order a certain drink? The waitress has to make sure the young man approves it! That’s why it’s so funny. XD
that dude that took the money...thats embezzlement.. and that amount they should be looking at 10 - 20 years in prison
Congrats on the baby Rslash! I hope they grow to be safe and healthy
First a puppy and then a baby! Congratulations!
People say congrats beacouse they dont know how to spell congratsilayions
Oh! I read the poop story on Reddit before! Great video!
How did OP in the first story not get caught by the IRS? The account should be in the owner's name, not his. The transactions where the owner gave him the money to invest would have had to have been reported to the IRS to under banking laws.
story 1) too right he should've kept it, the guy went back on his word and broke the contract so that money is fair game
The girl did everything right in that period story, I’d get if they were a bit grossed out if she threw them away WITHOUT toilet paper but she wrapped them up?? Dude must’ve almost unwrapped them to see what it was..
And before anyone gets annoyed that I think you should wrap up your used period products, I’m a girl. I’m not saying it to be offensive, I genuinely recommend you wrap them, it contains the smell better and if it’s a public restroom it’s both the nice thing to do and saves the janitors from the smell. Some products (often pads) already come with a plastic that you can reuse to wrap your old pad, I really recommend it
Congratulations on the birth of your daughter, enjoy all the time you'll get to spend with her.
Hi all you wonderful people👋
how are ya
Congratulations on the new baby girl R/slash!
Congrats on a healthy baby girl man. Happy for yah ^^
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Morning
Good morning!
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