I saw both "Love" and "Cimax" on consecutive days last summer. Preferred "Love", "Climax" was fun and visually interesting for 30 minutes, but then it got old fast.
Have you ever heard the story of Dick the Birthday boy the wise son say he never died he only grew stronger Feeling of the horse mouth of Julia Roberts
It was because of Rino's brain eating amoeba from when he was writhing in a shit covered blanket. Jay watched California Big hunks to hook up with them. Jay contracted the amoeba from his Big-Hunk Orgy.
Reminds me of that one joke. A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking. The tomato says "I've got the worst life. I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich". The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse. I get chewed up, spit out, and stepped on". The penis says "No, by far I've got the worst life. I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups until I throw up!"
I just watched Dolemite Is My Name because of this video, and it's absolutely wonderful. Even as a guy who's not black or American I can feel the genuine struggle Rudy went through to achieve his dreams, and his love and passion for his art and his friends. Even though it's about creating something full of sex and violence, it's amazingly wholesome.
Imagine Mike slipping on ice and waking up to find out that Star Trek only existed in his own mind. Left to suffer alone in his madness without Rich Evans for support.
Imagine Mike slipping on ice and waking up to find out that Star Trek never existed in this universe and he can recreate it and become rich and famous. Or is that the same joke? I don't know because I didn't actually watch Yesterday.
44:54 - the only thing more warming to my soul than Rich's insanely loud laughter, is when Mike has a genuine overwhelming laugh at something and his face screws up and he has that old man wheeze going on
14:02 Holy shit, that has to be what comedy central does when they air That 70's show. The audio sounds just a tad higher in pitch there than any other network it airs on, and now I know why.
I've felt for years now that radio stations do this with music too. When you know a song really well, and then you hear it on the radio, often the tempo is just ever so slightly too high. Have any of you noticed this too?
They often speed up reruns of Seinfeld and Law & Order, so they can fit in one or two extra commercials. Most people don't notice. I noticed and I felt like I was going bonkers, no one would believe me that there was a TV network conspiracy!
In the days before digital it was quite common for radio songs to play at different speeds than at home. It depended on the speed of the motor in the player. These days they have ways of speeding up the playback without any impact on the pitch. The only way you can notice is by having a keen ear/eye.
People act like trailers giving shit away is a recent thing. It’s not, if anything it was even worse 20+ years ago (look at the trailer to Soylent Green for an example)
What bothered me most about 'Yesterday' was that it's established the love interest was fascinated with the Protagonist since she was backstage and listening to him perform a cover of Wonderwall when they were kids and since then she's pushed him towards his music career even when it hasn't gone well. After ending up in the world where the Beatles, Coke, Harry Potter, and Cigarettes don't exist, the Protagonist also discovers Oasis doesn't exist. Then there's NEVER a scene where he asks the love interest to recall what song he covered back at the genesis of their relationship. It was such a set up for him to PROVE that there had been this change in history but it never comes up in the film. It also bothered me that the love interest never made a pass at the Protag during those ten years but blamed him for never going after her, but, ayy, that's how it is.
@@psychodrummer1567 porn hub already made it a reality. someone made a choose your own adventure that had several endings from celibate friendly date, to sudden 6 way involving a paraplegic and a person of small stature. it had something for everyone!
Netflix is like 90% of the way to Mike's survey-based cinema idea. Edit: Wow this blew up... Listen to Critical Bits: a teen superhero comedy body-horror actual-play podcast. The only actual-play podcast to reference Lady Terminator.
For all of Netflix's bullshit, they actually are kind of the opposite of that. At least they make some original stuff and films that would never hit theaters. A lot of it is garbage, but still.
@@DeathToTheDictators I did catch that, but it took a second before it clicked. My brain just kinda lagged like a 3 year old laptop then "Hey, thats..." and a lol.
How could you have watched this? You posted 30 seconds ago, and (for me, as of right now) the video was posted 1 minute ago. Am I in a different timezone or do different regions get uploads at different times?
"I saw a movie called 'Climax'!" "Of course you did." I love how Jay is just that one guy we all know who loves really strange and nausea inducing movies.
Cameron Goode I’ve heard this argument before, and in a perfect world, it would be great, but like many others you haven’t thought of the damage C3PO ass would cause to the ozone layer. We can’t diminish the effects of it
Alien shares some qualities with slasher films; a singular relentless antagonist, unable to really escape, a false escape, jump scares in cramped spaces. So we can also, by extension, call most slasher films Escape Room movies.
@@reservoirfrogs2177 Alien doesn't focus on graphic, explicit violence though (other than one scene, the most famous one, but even that is pretty softcore), unlike your typical slasher movie.
mid fifties lady i work with: “wasn’t it nice that the actual beatles were in the movie?” me: “i must’ve missed it; what beatle are we talking about?” lady: “at the end of ‘yesterday’ when he visited him.” me: “do you mean john lennon?” lady: “yep.” me: “john lennon was killed in 1980.” lady: “are you sure?” sadly...this is a true story...
@ Well, it comes from an older history. Boomers were originally those born during "the baby boom" after World War 2. It has always been a common term. Far less common these days is any mention of "generation X" or "generation y" which came somewhere between boomers and the yet-to-exist millenials. Ultimately, it was some of the boomers' very vocal disdain for millenials (with millenial becoming an insult) that started the Boomer meme as we know it today. They are no longer the actual baby boomers, but now the tail-end of gen X/Y that are those Monster drinking, lawn mowing characters.
Wait, maybe you're in an alternate universe where nobody made that movie and now you can make that movie and take the massive amount of money and fame for yourself!
I've seen Yesterday. It really bothered me that Oasis not existing didn't become a prominent talking point between the MC and the love interest since the genesis of their relationship was sparked out of him doing a cover of Wonderwall.
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@@collecticus that's where I pulled it from. On the RUclips app they haven't made timestamps in the description clickable like how it is on browser, but timestamps in comments do work. Idk why this is, but it is.
Mike is slowly breaking character and getting less and less enthusiastic as this review goes on. Someone get Dan on the phone for more crystal skull head bone diamond vodkahol.
Surprised Jay likes them and Mike can't be bothered. Especially after complaining about action movies being unoriginal the whole time they discussed Mad Max way back.
John Wick is one of the most overrated movies ever. The bad guys have far worse aim than stormtroopers. Trained professionals missing thousands of point blank shots with automatic weapons is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Zero effort into choreographing intelligent shootouts = Zzero suspense or excitement. What a cartoon joke.
@@jondoe377 lolwut? "Badly choreographed". Probably the first time I've ever seen that describing John Wick. Not to mention that he gets shot and stabbed multiple times.
It made me depressed. Because I'm 90% sure this is exactly what the studios are going to do. I'm serious. Mike is usually right about things like that.
CLIMAX: at the start of the film, there’s a tv that shows interviews with the various dancers. On either side of that tv is a stack of books and a stack of movies. Each one is referenced in the film. Sofia Boutella’s freak out scene is an hommage to Isabelle Adjani in Possession.
I know for certain fx used to do it for Married With Children reruns as well. They also used to just cut out jokes where someone stood staring for a second.
@@Judothrow5 they've been cutting out jokes even before everything was digital which is annoying as hell. I remember when I first got certain seasons of The Simpsons on DVD, I'd be surprised to hear certain jokes because in reruns they cut them out to make more time for commercials
It always makes me happy seeing the boys laughing, enjoying themselves, taking the stinkers in stride and still getting in a couple of winners. Fret not, the next paradigm shift is always coming and with it, the potential for yet another golden era of cinematic enjoyment. That early snow might be bearing down, but keep that fire burning and the warmth will find you!
Mike is single handedly keeping the skull vodka market alive.
I'm told it's good vodka. Not full of glycol like a lot of brands.
That is where he keeps the souls of Jay and Rich so they cant escape from another black spine edition
Gotta pad Dan Akroyd's pockets!
Shit almost killed larry king so its really one hell of a vodka
It is actually really good and (resonably given the bottle) cheap Vodka. Plus won some award in Moscow apparently
hearing mike stoklasa say "ok boomer" made me age 50 years
The meme is officially dead now. Mike Stoklasa "put it in a grave!"
ok zoomer
like, instantly?
When does he say it?
About 4:59
Jay: "I saw a film called, Climax!"
Mike: "..Of course you did."
Jay: I saw a movie called Climax.
Mike: Of course you did.
Bazinga!
Fucking finally they talked about Climax!
Great movie 🍻
I saw both "Love" and "Cimax" on consecutive days last summer. Preferred "Love", "Climax" was fun and visually interesting for 30 minutes, but then it got old fast.
Climax is really great tbh ^^
"I don't even have the energy to do the bit" -classic stuff.
"I love movies where people are trapped in a place and have to find a way out."
Mike summarizing his own life.
Plot twist: it's a linen closet
Mikes stuck in the movie with Jay's bones!
My excitement for the RLM review of Star Wars has eclipsed my excitement for the movie itself.
That was the case for me since the very beginning
Have you ever heard the story of Dick the Birthday boy the wise son say he never died he only grew stronger Feeling of the horse mouth of Julia Roberts
Well that's gotta be a pretty low bar...
Bronzeager they are still doing reshoots the film comes out in a month I hope Ryan and JJ get hemroids
That goes without saying.
Mike said the words "boomer" and "bazinga" in the same video.
Because he is down with all the hip slang the kids are using.
Bazooma!
Your One Piece pfp is pretty much the face I pulled as I read your comment.
And they said incel in Joker: Half in the Bag. I'm always reminded of how old they really are.
And Jay said Yiff
"I don't even have the energy to do the bit."
This moment is the peak, it's all downhill from here.
I love you for your pfp
I love this Gintama fan congregation we got here. Makes me wanna put on a Gintoki profile picture.
Your name checks out Caffeinated King
I'm honestly so excited for the next Star Wars to come out to see if Mike's horrible time travel theory is correct.
I don't give an actual shit about Star Wars.
I just love trainwrecks.
The only appropriate reaction if time travel is introduced, is for the entire theatre to erupt in Rich Evans laughter.
I can't wait to laugh at luke the white, here's hoping
I'm telling everyone I know that it's seriously gonna happen
No time travel. Unfortunately, according to the leaks it's somehow even worse.
“Those ladies running around killing zombies” is the best description for a Resident Evil movie
Until he said zombies, I thought he was gonna say the Underworld series. Its the same thing.
Endless trash!!!
@@alexk5907 Would you?
They stopped numbering the Transformers movies because they're all number two.
:D
Worse than that actually
Womp waaa
Mireille Charette
When I read your comment it didn’t make me laugh. When said it quietly to myself it made me chuckle. Well done.
Nice
I like how Jays idea of a climax is "i feel awful and want to vomit"
Probably what happen when he went to the Manhole for the first time
It was because of Rino's brain eating amoeba from when he was writhing in a shit covered blanket. Jay watched California Big hunks to hook up with them. Jay contracted the amoeba from his Big-Hunk Orgy.
Reminds me of that one joke.
A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst life. I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse. I get chewed up, spit out, and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far I've got the worst life. I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups until I throw up!"
A true horror fan
@@chiefs2pretty4radio can't believe i survived middle school without ever hearing that one
"bring out ZZ Top not ZZ Bottom"
one for the books, this one
HE WAS SO PROUD
Man, I stood up to applaud.
41:01
Coinage
One for the compilations actually
I just watched Dolemite Is My Name because of this video, and it's absolutely wonderful. Even as a guy who's not black or American I can feel the genuine struggle Rudy went through to achieve his dreams, and his love and passion for his art and his friends. Even though it's about creating something full of sex and violence, it's amazingly wholesome.
i filled out the questionnaire and it told me "this film wasn't made for me"
Did it also tell you it doesn't hate you?
Good. Now, move on with your life.
Lately I don't have to check that box to find out many of these films are not for me. LOL.
How many people would fill out a version they hated, just so they could moan about the film?
If you have a soul and don't want to sell out your children to satan then nothing hollywood makes is for you.
Imagine Mike slipping on ice and waking up to find out that Star Trek only existed in his own mind. Left to suffer alone in his madness without Rich Evans for support.
Imagine Mike slipping on ice and waking up to find out that Star Trek never existed in this universe and he can recreate it and become rich and famous. Or is that the same joke? I don't know because I didn't actually watch Yesterday.
@@misterdoctor9693 he'd probably decide not to, since it would just inevitably get ruined
"Bring out zz top not zz bottom" Hahaha that joke is worth more than my life.
“I saw a movie called Climax.”
“Of course you did.”
He saw this right after Leave It To Beaver.
Mike, you did it. A+ for "bring out ZZ Top not ZZ Bottom!"
He was so proud of it, too.
You can see the exact moment in his eyes when he realizes he's just fucking killed it so hard
40:41
His smile and Jay's laugh really cap off the joke beautifully.
44:54 - the only thing more warming to my soul than Rich's insanely loud laughter, is when Mike has a genuine overwhelming laugh at something and his face screws up and he has that old man wheeze going on
Especially when Jay buries his head in the table with a silent laugh
I've always thought that Taron Egerton looked EXACTLY like Rich Evans during the pool scene at 39:43
Seriously, tell me I'm wrong
What a legend also rhino milk
That’s not Rich Evans!!??
Schaffrillas Productions i love your videos
Based Schaffrilla calling out Rich Evans to a sing off
You see, Taron Egerton is Rich Evans' body double. So, I think you can see where the confusion stems from.
I never would have thought “ok boomer” would be uttered by the lips of Mike Stoklasa
Ok boomer
Boomer? Like from Battlestar Galactica?
;)
He sits in the comfort of his Gen X throne, for now.
"ok boomer" AND "bazinga"
Waiting for and I oop. Or sksksksk.
"next summer" oh if you only knew
Honestly, Ludacris would have given that movie a much-needed boost.
In the Fred Gwynne role? Oh, please!
I’m not familiar with the source material, but I actually thought it was decently disturbing. Not great, but memorable for sure
Playing the little girl "Oh no don't kill me tanker, i'm a mutha fukin lil girl"
@Smock Man 😂
I love how they get off-topic with every single movie they talk about.
Collin Taylor that’s the best parts
@@DKGifford19608 you're such a bum
@@DKGifford19608 GET OFF THE STAGE, I WANT TO LISTEN TO AC/DC, NOT READ YOUR ABCD's!!
I love how Mike has to sort of explain 'popular' cinema to Jay and Jay just has to describe the weirdest shit like people tripping balls on acid.
they complete each other like that
Mike is the old school traditionalist while Jay is the hip progressive.
@@Jw-un8oh in other words, the boomer and the zoomer.
@@jozinek876 Mike is 41 or so...he's Gen X.
@@Corbomite_Meatballs eh whatever
Early 2010s Mike: Movies are theme park ride
Late 2010s Mike: Tailored Made Cinema (TMC)
John Paul Quevedo Roller Coaster Tycoon but with themes and plot points instead of steel.
Can’t wait when Scorsese starts to quoting RLM again!
Mike: Boomer
Jay: Zoomer
Rich Evans: COOMER
Lucas V. Based
Jay seems more like a Doomer to me
Jay's a Phoomer
Moopie
Rich = Greatest Generation
Out of context quote: “They touched it. They didn’t leave it alone. And it flopped.”
‘Bazinga’ - Mike Stoklasa 2019
Quote of the decade
ok boomer
- Mike Stoklasa 2019
14:02 Holy shit, that has to be what comedy central does when they air That 70's show. The audio sounds just a tad higher in pitch there than any other network it airs on, and now I know why.
They did! I can't remember whether it was TBS or TNT, but one of those stations actually got caught doing that exact thing to Seinfeld.
I hadn't realized they were doing it with tv shows. I just saw something within the last week or two about how movies aired on tv would do this.
I've felt for years now that radio stations do this with music too. When you know a song really well, and then you hear it on the radio, often the tempo is just ever so slightly too high. Have any of you noticed this too?
They often speed up reruns of Seinfeld and Law & Order, so they can fit in one or two extra commercials. Most people don't notice. I noticed and I felt like I was going bonkers, no one would believe me that there was a TV network conspiracy!
In the days before digital it was quite common for radio songs to play at different speeds than at home. It depended on the speed of the motor in the player.
These days they have ways of speeding up the playback without any impact on the pitch. The only way you can notice is by having a keen ear/eye.
"kind of a spoiler, but they give it away in the trailer" is the reason why I don't watch any teaser/trailer for many years now.
Yeah me neither. And I'm never going back, living trailer-free is amazing.
@@TheRealMechanix
There hasn't been a single trailer director with 2 brain cells in at least the last 20 years
It's like trying to avoid spoilers becomes a hunt. I AM TOSK.
that's honestly why I appreciate Marvel editing trailer scenes and shit to not give shit away. The Infinity War trailer was pretty good at this
People act like trailers giving shit away is a recent thing. It’s not, if anything it was even worse 20+ years ago (look at the trailer to Soylent Green for an example)
When Mike said he was a big Beatles fan and they showed a picture of the Monkeys I laughed so hard it hurt
My late mother would be so proud. She was both a big Davie Jones and Paul McCartney fan.
Mike saying "ok boomer" gave me digitally transmitted whiplash
same here
What bothered me most about 'Yesterday' was that it's established the love interest was fascinated with the Protagonist since she was backstage and listening to him perform a cover of Wonderwall when they were kids and since then she's pushed him towards his music career even when it hasn't gone well. After ending up in the world where the Beatles, Coke, Harry Potter, and Cigarettes don't exist, the Protagonist also discovers Oasis doesn't exist. Then there's NEVER a scene where he asks the love interest to recall what song he covered back at the genesis of their relationship. It was such a set up for him to PROVE that there had been this change in history but it never comes up in the film.
It also bothered me that the love interest never made a pass at the Protag during those ten years but blamed him for never going after her, but, ayy, that's how it is.
That’s women in a nutshell.
Was honestly really glad to see Eddie Murphy try in a good movie again. Feels like it’s been forever.
Long overdue!
Wesley Snipes looks good in a movie too. Haven't seen that in forever either.
"It's gonna be great!"
- Jay Bauman quoting George Lucas from 1999
Actually that specific quote is from 1997.
@@gordongecko1975 ackshually
I can’t believe Mike didn’t pick up on it
@defmore89 Ya it's like an old joke and the RLM guys are kind of leery repeating the same old jokes everyone loves.
"How old of a daughter are we talking?" I get the feeling Mike has said this a few times before.
At least he asks
Of course he asks. He is a gentleman
"Tailor-Made Cinema" Is just dystopian enough to work!
If it can work, it will revolutionize porn.
@@psychodrummer1567 porn hub already made it a reality. someone made a choose your own adventure that had several endings from celibate friendly date, to sudden 6 way involving a paraplegic and a person of small stature. it had something for everyone!
@@wikkedawsome you're like a scholar dude.
@@psychodrummer1567 Every girl in Star Wars is screwed. Literally.
@@psychodrummer1567 So what you're saying is, Episode 10 should be a porno.
Netflix is like 90% of the way to Mike's survey-based cinema idea.
Edit: Wow this blew up... Listen to Critical Bits: a teen superhero comedy body-horror actual-play podcast. The only actual-play podcast to reference Lady Terminator.
Yeah, they surely keep the results of Bandersnatch's choices from watchers and base plot points for their next movies on that data.
I hope Mike and Jay talk about Bandersnatch at some point, I'd be interested to hear their thoughts on it.
For all of Netflix's bullshit, they actually are kind of the opposite of that. At least they make some original stuff and films that would never hit theaters. A lot of it is garbage, but still.
@@marks6928 Bandersnatch is basically every David Cage game ever. I can't imagine there's a whole lot to say about it.
@@sumez4369 It's easy to think of it as a clever idea but really it's a big hollow mess and not even worth thinking about.
For a guy with dementia who can't remember a name that was said 5 seconds earlier, Mike sure does have a sharp wit
"Grumpy Old Men 3"
That gag really made me laugh. Kudos.
Same here...caught me offguard and I was rolling.
@@pmendes99 Smash-cut to that Robot Chicken "What a TWIST" meme
lol Also note, that picture of the Beatles was actually the Monkees
@@DeathToTheDictators I did catch that, but it took a second before it clicked. My brain just kinda lagged like a 3 year old laptop then "Hey, thats..." and a lol.
The Lighthouse better be in Part 2, you drunk frauds
really am surprised it was not done yet
What?
When I saw the drunk dancing scene in that movie, I immediately thought of Mike and Rich.
I swear if Jay doesn't talk about the fucking Lighthouse I'm going to be mildly irritated for the rest of the day.
I was thinking it better NOT be in part 2... The Lighthouse should not be lumped in with 10 other films. Needs an hour Re:View style video.
I'm a boomer in spirit. I laughed my ass off when they threw up The Monkees instead of the Beatles when Mike said he liked them
The ending of Climax literally made me physically ill.
9/10 would watch again
Such a viscerally uncomfortable and disturbing experience.
How could you have watched this? You posted 30 seconds ago, and (for me, as of right now) the video was posted 1 minute ago. Am I in a different timezone or do different regions get uploads at different times?
Rich Gilly Idk if you’re woooshing me or not but I meant I’d watch Climax again
The ending is the less disturbing part about it
Lol this was Gaspar's most accessible film, I would say. Check out his other films like Enter The Void and/or Irreversible, those are bonkers.
That was the only time I’ve ever laughed at someone saying bazinga
Mike's ability to sell corny jokes is on the level of Mel Brooks, Weird Al and Norm MacDonald.
I often throw that word into casual conversation even though I don't even watch the show. I'm an asshole.
I find the term 'curry talk' offensive. I prefer 'brown speak'
and it was only funny because of his timing
When I realized the cover in the corner during rocketman was for Disney’s rocketman and not the Elton John movie I died laughing.
Mike was on his fuckig A-game this time.
DIEGhostfish BAZINGA
ZZ BOTTOM
Ludacris is in it!
I love that they used the poster from Harland Williams' space comedy "Rocketman".
Scrolled through the comment section looking for this comment. I was not disappointed.
That movie is a masterpiece
"I don't have the energy to do the bit" is probably the best bit this year
when i heard Mike say ok boomer i nearly choked on my drink.
Star Wars: Rise of the Retcon is the perfect title tbh
_~shrug~_
"I saw a movie called 'Climax'!"
"Of course you did."
I love how Jay is just that one guy we all know who loves really strange and nausea inducing movies.
Tailor Made Cinema? Mike, you should call it
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We’re very proud of Chewbacca farts here in Davenport Jay.
Is Zack Smith replacing Zack Baggins?
Speak for yourself. Totally not voting for that. I need C3PO to have a gas leak. Much more tasteful.
Cameron Goode I’ve heard this argument before, and in a perfect world, it would be great, but like many others you haven’t thought of the damage C3PO ass would cause to the ozone layer. We can’t diminish the effects of it
I'm two years too late to say that I'd watch the shit out of John Wick: Age of Ultron.
I hope they call the next part 'Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch-Up!: Resurgence' instead of part 2
Half in the bag:2019 movie catch up! : annihilation.
@@mrheisenberg83 half in the bag :2019 movie catch up!: deception
Half in the bag: 2019 Movie Catch Up! : Dark of the Boom
Redlettermedia’s Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch Up 2: Resurgence, by Redlettermedia, featuring Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman.
'Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch-Up!: Annie Hall
This is just simply one of the best RUclips channels in the platform's history. God bless you, RLM. Don't ever change.
Indeed, it's why they have such a dedicated fanbase ;)
Hot Take: Alien is an Escape Room movie.
Alien shares some qualities with slasher films; a singular relentless antagonist, unable to really escape, a false escape, jump scares in cramped spaces. So we can also, by extension, call most slasher films Escape Room movies.
@@synthetic240 Alien is a slasher movie its not even a debate. Its just a slasher movie made into art
@@reservoirfrogs2177 Alien doesn't focus on graphic, explicit violence though (other than one scene, the most famous one, but even that is pretty softcore), unlike your typical slasher movie.
Hot take: Cube started the escape room trend.
Luke warm take: The Room is a movie made by an Alien.
Does anyone else ever get sad when the video’s over and you have to go back to regular life?
Watch it a 0.25 speed
Rewatch it 3 times in a row
Every time
I checked the previous catch-up videos, and its usually 3 days to get part 2. Get some sleep now, my fellow addict.
Every single time. I do rewatch “Best of the Worst”.
I love that they keep calling Rami Malek Mr Robot
When, in reality, he's Snafu.
He’ll always be Until Dawn guy to me
mid fifties lady i work with: “wasn’t it nice that the actual beatles were in the movie?”
me: “i must’ve missed it; what beatle are we talking about?”
lady: “at the end of ‘yesterday’ when he visited him.”
me: “do you mean john lennon?”
lady: “yep.”
me: “john lennon was killed in 1980.”
lady: “are you sure?”
sadly...this is a true story...
You’d think if she was that old she would’ve remembered his assassination
“And then someone vomited. And then I left.”
That describes my first sex experience.
Spoilers. Jay threw up and then left.
Mike saying "ok boomer" is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on youtube
BOO-MURR
I think Jay is actually a millennial. Arent zoomers like 18 at the oldest right now?
@@jericho7173 zoomers started in 97, so no
@ Well, it comes from an older history. Boomers were originally those born during "the baby boom" after World War 2. It has always been a common term. Far less common these days is any mention of "generation X" or "generation y" which came somewhere between boomers and the yet-to-exist millenials. Ultimately, it was some of the boomers' very vocal disdain for millenials (with millenial becoming an insult) that started the Boomer meme as we know it today. They are no longer the actual baby boomers, but now the tail-end of gen X/Y that are those Monster drinking, lawn mowing characters.
Zoomers start at like 94-95 don't they?
I had a theory that nobody actually saw "Yesterday"
I have yet to meet a human being who has seen it.
I saw it on a plane! I assume everyone who has seen it saw it on a plane.
Wait, maybe you're in an alternate universe where nobody made that movie and now you can make that movie and take the massive amount of money and fame for yourself!
It's a movie you take your gf to see and pretend you liked it to make her happy.
I’ll see it tomorrow
I've seen Yesterday.
It really bothered me that Oasis not existing didn't become a prominent talking point between the MC and the love interest since the genesis of their relationship was sparked out of him doing a cover of Wonderwall.
Jay: Happy Halloween everybody!
Me: *looks at calendar*
It checks out.
Halloween: the beloved Octember holiday.
That skull of vodka magically filled up again after last episode, that is awesome
Its like a good magic trick
"Too horrific for a horror film." I had to soak that in for a minute.
For mobile users:
(6:02) Escape Room
(10:20) Climax
(16:11) Happy De*th Day 2U
(20:58) John Wick Chapter 3
(25:15) Yesterday
(29:00) Dolemite Is My Name
(34:58) Rocketman
(41:20) Pet Sematary
Thanks YoutTubr
They have it in description.
@@collecticus that's where I pulled it from. On the RUclips app they haven't made timestamps in the description clickable like how it is on browser, but timestamps in comments do work. Idk why this is, but it is.
I like that you have the Harold Williams “Rocketman” box in the corner.
It's Harland Williams.
I fucking died when I noticed lmao
@@TimEagle77 No, it's Harland Sanders.
Am I doing this right?
It's Harmony Whilps.
Disney's "Rocketman" in the corner got a good laugh out of me
I interrupted the rlm video I was already watching for this one
25:15 "I don't even have the energy to do the bit" lmao
The major difference between Clue and Rise of Skywalker is that Clue is fun and enjoyable.
When will you start doing more makeup tutorials?
@@sterlinga8307 gtfo with that
When the mortician is making up Rich Evans. So, soon.
When Mike finishes the vodka skull.
Yeah I desperately want lashes like Jay
I think that once Jay gets his 'colors' re-done, they'll lead in with a foundation tutorial. I'm pretty sure he's a 'Winter'...
Before 2019 ends you should really celebrate the 17th anniversary of the first year of filming for Boyhood.
It took 17 years to anniversary!
The first filming for Boyhood is finally allowed to drive; in Britain.
The little rocket Man poster in the corner got me! Hahahahah
The master of bread world himself.
Anthony! Nice to see you here.
Hey its AnthonyCSN, master Tenno!
Heyyy, Anthony's here!!
IT WASN'T ME!!
Mike is slowly breaking character and getting less and less enthusiastic as this review goes on.
Someone get Dan on the phone for more crystal skull head bone diamond vodkahol.
He is in character?
i feel like you can pinpoint the exact point the vodka hits mike and its like under 5 minutes in
"What's the one with the lady running around, shooting zombies..?" Mike must be the best Taboo-partner in the world
Oh boy, Mike dropped the ball on his star trek references. Cube's Nicole deBoer is Ezri Dax on Star Trek DS9.
Happy to hear Jay mention Wesley Snipes' performance. He really did a great job here.
Prediction: In Part 2 Mike's disembodied voice will be heard saying repeatedly to Jay, "Why'd ya spill yer beans?"
man i love seeing them both loose it at the ludacris joke. very rare to see both mike and jay just break 100%
When John Wick came out it was cool but absurd as hell. Having watched John Wick 3, the original now looks like a documentary.
Surprised Jay likes them and Mike can't be bothered. Especially after complaining about action movies being unoriginal the whole time they discussed Mad Max way back.
John Wick is one of the most overrated movies ever. The bad guys have far worse aim than stormtroopers. Trained professionals missing thousands of point blank shots with automatic weapons is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Zero effort into choreographing intelligent shootouts = Zzero suspense or excitement. What a cartoon joke.
@@jondoe377 lolwut? "Badly choreographed". Probably the first time I've ever seen that describing John Wick. Not to mention that he gets shot and stabbed multiple times.
@@Laz321 try watching the movies again, but this time with a functioning brain, fool
@@jondoe377 Wait until you see any other movie where people use guns
Desperation: A Star Wars Story
Looool
The "Ludacris" moment at the end is just so beautiful
Jay: I saw the Pet Sematary remake.
Mike: My only question is why?
Indeed, Mike, indeed ...
It was far better than the original I thought
Review The Lighthouse you hacks
May Poseidon have mercy on their souls
But that doesnt give traffick only fucking franchoses does
after as much praise as jay gives the witch he better fucking review the lighthouse.
But you like me lobster ain't ye?
I never knew how much I needed a Re:View for Cube until now. One of my favourite films
I see mike holding that “Jabba the Cup”.
I think it's supposed to be a porg or something.
And I clapped!
I was feeling down and then Mike talked about the Star Wars Questionnaire and I felt a lot better.
It made me depressed. Because I'm 90% sure this is exactly what the studios are going to do.
I'm serious. Mike is usually right about things like that.
Mike : "I like when people are trapped into something." Oh boy, you're gonna love the next few years...
CLIMAX: at the start of the film, there’s a tv that shows interviews with the various dancers. On either side of that tv is a stack of books and a stack of movies. Each one is referenced in the film. Sofia Boutella’s freak out scene is an hommage to Isabelle Adjani in Possession.
And each movie is worth to be watched, a very good list.
That speeding up sitcoms was done by TBS on Seinfeld reruns
Does it make Kramer entrances more or less funny?
Thought that's where it was
I remember seeing a side by side of it with how the episode was originally
I know for certain fx used to do it for Married With Children reruns as well. They also used to just cut out jokes where someone stood staring for a second.
@@Judothrow5 they've been cutting out jokes even before everything was digital which is annoying as hell. I remember when I first got certain seasons of The Simpsons on DVD, I'd be surprised to hear certain jokes because in reruns they cut them out to make more time for commercials
I really fucking hate broadcast television.
"Yesterday" is a goddamn isekai.
"In Another World Without My Beatles"
This genre will eventually consume every media.
I knew this sounded like anime shit
I have no idea what an Isekai is. Is it like an Incel? I’m not sure what that is either.
@@todd8398 it's where a character enters their fantasy world where they're special. It's traditionally Japanese.
This is the best prequel since The Phantom Menace.
The Phantom Dentist was better.
Mike "You BOOMER" Stoklasa
He drinks like he's a millenial with no future to look forward to.
Is he though? I doubt it... he looks old, but not THAT old.
anyone alive prior to the millenials is now a boomer
@@wuddermalin5616 oh, it's even worse than that. I've seen fucking 19 year olds get called boomers.
@@wuddermalin5616 even gen x?
It always makes me happy seeing the boys laughing, enjoying themselves, taking the stinkers in stride and still getting in a couple of winners. Fret not, the next paradigm shift is always coming and with it, the potential for yet another golden era of cinematic enjoyment. That early snow might be bearing down, but keep that fire burning and the warmth will find you!
“Oh I saw escape room!”
*silence*