@S R I don't think they actually understand the uncanny valley effect, and just liked the explosions so defend the movie out of instinct. (I'm assuming there are explosions, I haven't seen the movie.)
I can't even deal with how awesome it is that he has seen Danny Phantom, but he also remembered that episode and MADE THE ARGUMENT that it was just like that episode! YES YES YES!
The movie was aimed at the kind of 15-year-olds that you see in the comment sections for Beatles or Queen songs, saying "all the other kids in my class listen to Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj, I'm the only one who listens to these classics. guess I was born in le wrong generation!!"
How old was Rich when he saw that episode? Why does it feel weird that he knows Danny Phantom, and more specifically the episode "Ready Player One" ripped off?
I would’ve loved this movie heckin lot more if the characters really could be whatever they wanted. Like a talking velociraptor or Nic Cage in a bear suit!
I remember watching the GB16 trailer and sighing when I heard the first few notes of the Ghostbusters theme in somber piano rendition. It really is shameless nostalgia jerking.
The movie misses the biggest truth of online gaming. How come every avatar was different? In reality there would have been 10,000 Ugandan Knuckles on the battlefield in that last scene.
So can there only be one of each named character? Because if not wouldn't it be a good idea to recruit like a thousand Super Mans to win the game instantly?
Jordan I guess? I mean, I imagine it being like a balance thing, can’t have more than one version of the OP character. I don’t know, the movie is dumb anyways.
Do the characters even retain any of their abilities? Or are they just avatars? Since it's a free to play game used by everybody I'm gonna guess the latter.
Ready Player One was unrealistic, literally no one was using an anime avatar and we all know that at least 50% of any game is people using anime avatars
Spy kids 3 Jumanji 2 Sword Art Online Scooby Doo And The Cyber Chase Danny Phantom season 1 episode 12 "Teacher of the Year" Star Trek TNG season 1 episode 12 "The Big Goodbye" Also I read this other shitty YA novel called "Insignia" which also had an Oasis sort of thing going on except it was a minor element of the world and the main plot was about space robot battles.
It took the Internet 18 hours to figure out where Shia laobeouf hid a flag in the country where the only things shown on camera was a open sky and the flag that says “he will not devide us” I think the Internet would’ve figured out this mystery of the keys in a few days, week tops
I'm pretty all of them are camera operators (or running sound and whatever else needs to be done) whenever they are not featured on any given RLM episode. We can usually hear one of them laughing in the background at some point during a show. My guess is that Jay was the camera op on this episode. I'm not sure if that is why they always give Rich a credit, though, when he's not featured in an episode of something.
And then when Mike said, "Michael Cera is like 45 years old," for a moment I half-believed him because "young"-looking actors are always much older than they look. For once, this was wrong. Cera was born in 1988; he's not even 30 yet.
This movie wasn’t fucking accurate to gaming culture. Why didn’t Wade and her friend get called the n-word constantly when they beat others in the game?
Momohhhhhh There’s some kind of conspiracy theory bullshit spreading around that that’s not actually Jay. Some even believe it’s a lizard person with crippling depression, diabetes, and AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDSSSSSSSSS!
My body has rejected my Functional Nostalgia Organ. It’s not been working for a few years now. I understand it will eventually just “fall off”, be digested and processed into shit. Quite apt really.
Oh my gawwd I clapped!!! I clapped when I saw someone making an "I clapped comment"!!!! No one has ever made that comment ever it broke new groooounddd!!!!
The thing that really got me about this movie is it was supposed to take place like 30 years in the future, but all the pop culture references and skins players were using, were of existing things from today and prior, as if there was no new characters or pop culture created in the next 30 years. They didn't even really attempt to create random ones. In contrast, that would be like if we had an OASIS today, and everyone was dressed up like pac man and mario.
Right? It needed that moment from Bill and Ted 2 where the future's having a meeting of past historical figures and there's one crazy woman from like 2050 in the mix.
There is a reason for that, if u read the book , everyone is obsessed with the 80s because of the challenge . I suggest u read the book , it’s amazing, the movie is almost nothing like it.
@@TheGrizzlo503 Shrek was not a meme from 20 years ago though. Shrek is a modern meme thats a reference to something old. Its more like watching Wayne's World today, where they make make jokes about stuff thats older than them, but under the context of today just seem really outdated.
I remember when I was in 5th grade I wrote a short story for school, I don't remember too much about it, but I made references to Tie Fighters from Star Wars in a dream sequence. After reading the story in front of the class and getting applaused quite loudly by the entire class, my teacher criticized my Star Wars references and was told you can't do stuff like that. 13 years or so later, Ready Player One did that to the Nth fucking degree. So fuck you Mr. McDonough, that story was ahead of it's time.
I think the girls who like this shit like it for a different reason. The manchildren gave it credence as a kind of "Holy Grail" of nerd culture, and these 20-something West Coast millennials tacked on to it only because that nerd thing was in vogue a few years ago. I guess it is still mildly fashionable, but it's really all about having big lips and massive, furry eyebrows now. I mean I'm pretty sure I saw a singer the other day whose name was literally "Dual Lips" and I thought to myself, "Yep, that sums it up pretty nicely." Should have taken my dad's advice to become a plastic surgeon, and not a chef. Have you seen how much they can jack the price up on collagen? There's no way I can get that kind of price margin on shit like salmon or avocado. Consumers think they are too savvy these days. Not, mind you, that they *are* savvy, they just *think* they are savvy, so they'll turn their nose up at a good deal but then happily pay $20 for a piece of sushi from a Filipino guy pretending to be Japanese just because he figured out how to hide negative reviews on Google. Anyway, basically what I'm saying is Ready Player One is a piece of fucking garbage.
"Who is this movie for?" 30-year-old hipster shits with at least 5 different lootcrate subscriptions. This really should have been a NERD CREW episode.
I want to add that the pop culture references missed the point too. The Iron Giant fighting. The threats in the Shining being purely physical and not psychological and ambiguous like the original movie.
People keep harping on the Iron Giant but all of you seem to have no clue. For one, it's a mock up of the Iron Giant, not the robot itself. It still has to be driven. Second, would Iron Giant not feel at least the obligation to fight to save his friends? Besides that, he's not actually hurting anyone, it's all a video game. So no, context or not, there's nothing wrong with Iron Giant in this movie.
@@Deadeye313 That's like taking the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland and having him be sane. The entire point of The Iron Giant was 'You are who you choose to be'. The Iron Giant is literally a story about choosing pacifism against its very nature, given that it had a self-defense system and a war mode. That's why people say it should've been Leopardon- because it's purpose was always to fight, to destroy. It's like changing Idi Amin into Martin Luther King Jr. for a fight scene. For someone who accuses other of having no clue, it seems like you think context can just be removed from a character. It can't, otherwise it ceases to be that character. They had 50,000 mecha characters that they could've chosen from and they *went out of their way* to turn the pacifist into a weapon of war. It's insulting.
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme no. It's like some guy dressing up as the mad hatter and automatically expecting him to be insane because he's wearing the same clothes as the hatter. Despite the old saying, clothes do not, in fact, make the man.
I think the target audience (for the book, haven't ever gotten around to seeing the movie) was born in the late '80s to early '90s. People who grew up consuming '80s pop culture because that's what our parents were into, but also grew up with technology and internet culture.
This book/movie isn't meant for tweens, teens, or functional adults. It's meant for the most stereotypical Man-Children/Woman-Children and lowest common denominator "geek culture" consumers. I'm amazed you guys have never mentioned this book on Nerd Crew. It was made for those type of people. Loot Crate literally included it in one of their packages. That's practically the only reason it got famous in the first place.
zooglesan Funny story, when somebody was telling me about this obnoxious shit book, he told me "You won't believe who they got to narrate the audiobook" or something, and I guessed Wil Wheaton on the first try. I guess it was a no-brainer, of course they get the most obnoxious shitlib basic bitch pop culture icon to narrate this obnoxious basic bitch pop culture reference pamphlet of a sci-fi book.
Someone's reaction to the trailer somehow ended up on my facebook feed, and it was of a slightly chubby Asian girl (my guess would be 3rd generation American of Korean descent) with glasses in a brightly colored room with posters of Mario and Bayonetta and some other shit. She was literally crying tears of joy when she spotted the Iron Giant. I thought to myself, "Just what in the fuck is going on here?"
A more realistic portrayal of pop culture references in a future VR world would be trashy memes (eg Ugandan Knuckles) and anime girls, not Deloreans and the Iron Giant.
Mike and Rich play off each other in such a different way to Mike and Jay. It makes an episode like this rally highlight the difference in how they push the topic forward. Mike and Jay stock go technical stuff way more. Rich makes Mike take his “announcer guy” character further and further. It’s great.
This was like a big budget version of one of those reference-filled parody movies. Remember Akira? Remember Iron Giant? Remember Back to the Future? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then just go watch those movies. They're better.
Look up on RUclips “Rejected Ready Player One theme” it’ll have a thumbnail of a black guy with a keyboard. I think you’ll appreciate it after reading your comment.
This was the first RLM video I watched. After watching it I binged all of their videos and have been a huge fan ever since. I even bought their films and some of their merchandise.
The references are so out of touch its basically a boardroom of directors version of what they think is pop culture... There is not even one single reference to VRChat... Which is the closest thing we have... American still think the young kids care about the de lorean car from bttf but kids only knows AE86 and Thomas the dank engine... Terminator 2 death scene and not a sight for F to pay respect... There is no mob of men rushing to battle with soviet anthem playing with bass boosted... Just a boring movie... the only good thing is the potential youtube poop/edit parodies that will come out after the dvd or bluray release...
here's the thing. the book isnt for young kids, it's for nostalgic adults from the 80s and 90s, and the movie follows the same suite(movies for kids usually dont have extreme violence, F bombs etc) it's done in the YA genre style precisely for the nostalgic effect. Now I'm not saying that this somehow excuses the movie's or the book's faults, and it's a literary masterpiece. but thinking that this is somehow for kids is just plain stupid. and anyway my 17 year old younger brother listens to classical rock, watches movies from the 80s/90s and hasnt touched VR chat in his life. somehow thinking that the entirety of the young kids are the same culturally stunted drones that only know what you describe is kinda short sighted. especially considering how fucking Big 80s nostalgia thing is at the moment. Why do you think stranger things exists for example?
i cannot get over how incredibly lazy it is to have the story be about some dude’s favourite things... it’s just an excuse for the writer to write about THEIR favourite things.
That kinda implies whoever told you that thought the generic isekai plot was pushing the envelope for scifi. Shitty flavour of the month anime would blow his mind.
Not really if you are somewhere between 25- 35 years old. Cera starred in Juno (20007), Superbad (2007), and Scott Pilgrim (2010). He played a nerdy character in all of those movies and they were all fairly popular while attracting/pandering to different interest groups, respectively: the just quirky enough movie to be indie and appeal to hipsters and college chicks while being mostly general audience friendly, the stoner movie with a heart which appeals to teenagers while having just enough style to make it popular amongst male students that outgrew/are to snobby for full on teencomedy shlock, the just quirky enough comic adaptation that appeals to the geek crowd and the ''geek'' crowd. So I guess almost all of the people in the age bracket I mentioned saw Cera as a nerd character at least once.
“Michael Cera is like 45 years old, he can’t be a high school kid.” He’s 29, and Cera’s eternal baby face and hushed voice convinced me he could play a small child forever.
A Home Alone remake is pretty much a certainty at this point, right? Calling it now - Michael Cera will play Kevin McCallister, the rambunctious elementary school-aged protagonist.
@@ConwayFreelanceDetective I loved seeing the reading dude on a space ship when I was a kid and wondered if they made him blind because he read too many books.
Too true, although in the future reality of the movie there is widespread adoption of this virtual world to the tune of hundreds of thousands of people. VRchat doesn't even have thousands.
Way late cynical thought. Spielberg may have also been brought on to direct so they wouldn’t have to pay for licensing, but could instead BE paid for product placement.
We had the mother of all cyberpunk movies (Blade Runner 2049) and it did terrible in the box office despite being a masterpiece. This is why we can't have nice things
OH WOOOW I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE DELOREAN BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE IRON GIANT BECAUSE THATS SOMETHING IVE SEEN BEFORE! WHEN I HEARD OLD SONGS I CLAPPED BECAUSE THEY ARE OLLLLLLLLD! I SQUIRTED ALL OVER TE SCREEN BECAUSE R E F E R E N C E S
This movie was so dumb. It made no sense that kids 30 years from now would care about stuff that by that time would've been 60+ years old. That's like kids today talking about doo-wop and being beatniks and shit.
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW EVERYTHING IN THE FINAL BATTLE INDIVIDUALLY, PLEASE HELP MY HANDS ARE GONE IM SLAPPING TOGETHER BLOODY STUMPS, IT WONT STOP BUT OH MY GOD I RECOGNIZED ALL OF THEM
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The CGI Jay is really distracting. I know it took a lot of effort to do that for a YT video, but, it doesn't clear the uncanny valley.
It doesn't matter Einstein..they live in a virtual world so everybody gonna look like yesterdays video game characters.
@S R I don't think they actually understand the uncanny valley effect, and just liked the explosions so defend the movie out of instinct. (I'm assuming there are explosions, I haven't seen the movie.)
@@toptobottom247 everybody's*
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Rich is an example of the uncanny valley.
Wait, that guy wasn't Miles Teller? wtf
Could't even afford Miles Teller, had to go for Discount Miles Teller. smh
It's hard to tell who the actor is, since 95% of the movie is just his nose and lips.
The "How much blood do you need Mr. Spielberg?"" segment is wonderous
actually the best part of the goonies is when they use the power of cyndi lauper and a walk-man to defeat an octopus. it was in my version
I can't even deal with how awesome it is that he has seen Danny Phantom, but he also remembered that episode and MADE THE ARGUMENT that it was just like that episode! YES YES YES!
"Awesome"
+Caleb Harris
Chill man
3:05 Fecal porn cover? Why didn't you rename it "Ready Number Two"
*Slide Trombone*
Oh wow. A somewhat innovative comment on a RLM vid. Well done. I could not have done better.
Oh that was perfect, hat off to you brother
JOKE OF THE DAY!
No slide trombone necessary, this is a brilliant joke
I don't usually like youtube comments, but you earned it with this one.
The movie was aimed at the kind of 15-year-olds that you see in the comment sections for Beatles or Queen songs, saying "all the other kids in my class listen to Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj, I'm the only one who listens to these classics. guess I was born in le wrong generation!!"
Imagine those kids seeing everyone from their class watch it on the same day as them.
It would be a hilarious pissing contest on who could name the most references they saw in the movie.
EmperorFishFinger I’m 15 and I listen to the Beatles but I mean who the fuck actually listens to music on RUclips
you like what you like. Don't judge them
Plenty of 35 year olds think just like that too.
That was season 1 episode 12 Danny Phantom. It aired October 15, 2004.
Ready Player One was published August 16, 2011.
Reads identical to the book
Nate D Of course he was lmao
Good bot
How old was Rich when he saw that episode? Why does it feel weird that he knows Danny Phantom, and more specifically the episode "Ready Player One" ripped off?
Geez, there’s nothing like realizing your cartoons are (sigh)... old now.. ack
I can't believe they made a movie adaptation of the funko pop section of a hot topic
Jackie C. Or the "Think Geek" half of Gamestop.
KyleKatarn It's a joke my dude
This is it. The perfect one sentence review.
KyleKatarn Are you sure you're old enough to read YA novels?
"i want funko pop stuff"
Neck yourself.
I never fucking thought I would ever hear Danny Phantom be mentioned in Half in the Bag.
Alejandro Benett rich is a cool dude, still watching children's cartoons
Who Dat Ninja "Massacre"? Did he even killed anyone?
Must be the first time a cartoon has been mentioned in hitb
deceased
it also ripped off spy kids 3 game over
A world of pure imagination... made up entirely of references to other things. PURE, IMAGINATION.
In the Oasis, you can be anything you want to be. Or you could just be Tracer or The Iron Giant.
Still not untrue. A world of other people's imagination.
Image of Oasis is so quaint and naive, when you turn your head and see fucking Second Life or VRchat.
I would’ve loved this movie heckin lot more if the characters really could be whatever they wanted. Like a talking velociraptor or Nic Cage in a bear suit!
@@revolverswitch how is it got to do with the warp
As a side note, can we stop it with trailers having sad slow covers of famous songs? It’s getting annoying
As long as movie studios make films that rely on nostalgia to sell movie tickets, I don't think you'll get your wish anytime soon.
I remember watching the GB16 trailer and sighing when I heard the first few notes of the Ghostbusters theme in somber piano rendition. It really is shameless nostalgia jerking.
Dune has a Pink Floyd cover. The Batman has a Nirvana cover. The trend is still going strong.
I hate that trope. So overused and hammy.
Hahahahahaha Hollywood says no
The movie misses the biggest truth of online gaming. How come every avatar was different? In reality there would have been 10,000 Ugandan Knuckles on the battlefield in that last scene.
Or usernames without numbers and symbols "Our hero xX_Parcival420%69_Xx"
So can there only be one of each named character? Because if not wouldn't it be a good idea to recruit like a thousand Super Mans to win the game instantly?
Jordan I guess? I mean, I imagine it being like a balance thing, can’t have more than one version of the OP character. I don’t know, the movie is dumb anyways.
because movie
Do the characters even retain any of their abilities? Or are they just avatars? Since it's a free to play game used by everybody I'm gonna guess the latter.
"I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!":The Movie.
I clapped when I saw Danny Phantom!
The deep rhyming poetry of WarGames gets me every time.
Ready Player One was unrealistic, literally no one was using an anime avatar and we all know that at least 50% of any game is people using anime avatars
asher not gonna see the movie but glad they didnt infect it with to much weeb shit. Its bad but at least its american bad
Anime is too hot for nu-males, brah.
but are there loads of degenerate furries?
If the oasis were actually a thing it'd just become a degenerate sex dungeon within a couple hours. None of it's realistic
2/10 no smug anime girls running the 3rd Reich.
"Get that kid with the mouth!" Is exactly what Brian Singer said.
(slide whistle sound effect)
brutal
That came out wrong..... SLIDE WHISTLE
Jajajajajja
Mate that is filthy 😂
Mike is so happy when he says: NPC! I know this term! I learned from the book!
Rich: Yeah, it´s a common term.
Rich?
Who's Rich?
@@suzbone I mean Jay, of cause
That was a cute moment ngl
Mike played D&D in high school but didn't know what an NPC is.
So, is this the glorified version of "Spy Kids 3: Game Over" or not?
Was waiting the whole review for this. They mention a single obscure episode from Danny fucking Phantom but no Spy Kids 3? Damn hacks
Feat Ricardo Montelban from Star Trek, MIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THE REFERENCE WAS RIGHT THERE
No that was Tron Legacy
Spy kids 3
Jumanji 2
Sword Art Online
Scooby Doo And The Cyber Chase
Danny Phantom season 1 episode 12 "Teacher of the Year"
Star Trek TNG season 1 episode 12 "The Big Goodbye"
Also I read this other shitty YA novel called "Insignia" which also had an Oasis sort of thing going on except it was a minor element of the world and the main plot was about space robot battles.
Do you think God hides away in Heaven because he's afraid of what movies we create?
The Danny Phantom episode came out October of 2004. I'm 85% sure that is before 2011
That, and Danny Phantom writers probably got the idea of using keys like that from that old computer game, Chip's Challenge.
I’ll try to run the numbers and report back
Jr Beans that's a good point
100% sure that that everything in that episode was basic so the fact that ANY game like movie was like is becuase thery're both basic,.
It took the Internet 18 hours to figure out where Shia laobeouf hid a flag in the country where the only things shown on camera was a open sky and the flag that says “he will not devide us” I think the Internet would’ve figured out this mystery of the keys in a few days, week tops
I also enjoy the works of the internet historian.
@@gelraldoldo5152
I, too, enjoy /pol/
As well as the fact that Japanese kids exist and play videogames.
an* open sky
his spelling is shit.
I love how RLM always credits Rich Evans even if he doesn't appear in the episode like this one...such class...
I'm pretty all of them are camera operators (or running sound and whatever else needs to be done) whenever they are not featured on any given RLM episode. We can usually hear one of them laughing in the background at some point during a show. My guess is that Jay was the camera op on this episode. I'm not sure if that is why they always give Rich a credit, though, when he's not featured in an episode of something.
@@gustafsoneRich probably built the HITB set lol
That's what happens when you are surreptitiously photographed outside of Madame Hamhoque's Ladypole Palace
When Rich said "not Jesse Eisenberg" I knew exactly who he was talking about.
wurstbrotmitbutter lol no I just happened to have the exact same association he had with Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera
I was actually thinking of Miles Teller, you can kind of throw him in there with Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera...
And then when Mike said, "Michael Cera is like 45 years old," for a moment I half-believed him because "young"-looking actors are always much older than they look. For once, this was wrong. Cera was born in 1988; he's not even 30 yet.
I was thinking of the kid from zombieland
Brandon Burtchell same
Ha, Mike accidentally called Jay "Rich" a few times there. How embarrassing.
*Slide whistle*
It's cognitive dissonance. Holding on to a belief that your friend Jay has been recast but also realizing your friend Rich looks nothing like Jay.
no its a retcon, bro
It takes hard work to keep that prestigious Hack Fraud label.
just like calling your teacher at school "mom"
Lol you just KNOW Mike had to use Rich because Jay refused to see Ready Player One
Who still watches Spielberg movies?
@@DarkAngelEU tintin was good
@@dtmcgmcgr9081 Tintin was ten years ago.
@@DarkAngelEU really? Wow, I'm getting old.
@@dtmcgmcgr9081 damn boomers keep booming s/
Jay just keeps getting more and more attractive
no his face is so ugly even his hairline is doing its best to avoid it.
@@kaspergutgesell465 But his laugh is adorable.
I'd be on board with Mike Stoklasa Book Reviews. Books are a form of Media after all.
IstasPumaNevada a once a year episode...lol
Letter Media, at that.
*"Read"* Letter Media
Not books, just red letters!
Maybe *Scarlet* Letter Media? Eh? No? okay...
This movie wasn’t fucking accurate to gaming culture. Why didn’t Wade and her friend get called the n-word constantly when they beat others in the game?
Where are all the 12 year olds telling the protagonist they're going to fuck his mom and be his daddy?
Сука будет
Matt Red the movie was never gonna be accurate to that level, because a main character named PU$$Y_$!AY3R300 would be far too entertaining.
My question is, does the Oasis have different servers for Korea? Because if not, I know where all the keys would end up.
The zerg would decimate Oasis
Look, now we know that you can publish fanfiction and get a movie deal with Steven Spielberg.
fifty shades of grey for boys
Jay’s on it
@@frankmerker630 so halloween with his self insert? or evil dead but even more betterer?
Or Wattpad too. They make movies of anything, no matter how stupid the ideas are.
This movie looks like the ultimate I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT experience.
it was
@@brpadington nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@christophzeit6282
Beamsaber.
It broke new ground ect
It really was. Watched it with my dad and his entire commentary of it consisted of "huh, Qbert... huh, Voltron... Oh, I remember adventure..."
Jay quit because Mike made him watch Demon House.
djcprod What are you talking about? Jay is right there
Momohhhhhh There’s some kind of conspiracy theory bullshit spreading around that that’s not actually Jay. Some even believe it’s a lizard person with crippling depression, diabetes, and AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDSSSSSSSSS!
JAY IS THE WALRUS.
RICH IS DEAD.
rot13(boynqv boynqn)
Demon... in the HOUUUUSE
Jay lost weight.
TKinfinity this was clever
8:48 "You go to school IN the computer"
Rich Evans yet again proving he has precognitive powers
And to think, he was probably just trying to subvert our expectations.
??? he's describing a book, it would be the author that has precognition. did you think mike wrote the book or something?
So when's the Danny Phantom re:View
Right after the Duckman Re:view
2/10, no Korean Starcraft 5 players destroying the contest thing in 5 minutes.
Fucking true
StarCraft 5? You realise it's only 27 years in the future right?
Hdjdus Jfudhdh you realize it’s a joke right?
seni, the irony of you not seeing his joke is wonderful.
you know they'd still be playing broodwar
Why the fuck was Jay watching Danny Phantom
Think about it: Mike is embarassed about reading a YA novel. Rich was watching a cartoon for kids that was airing when he was, at least, 25.
He’s the next Randy Stair
can anyone blame rich for watching cartoons while mike IS watching ghost hunters shows?
Rich Evans calling Danny Phantom 20 years old so he can pretend he wasn't 30 watching cartoons.
*global anime audience has entered the chat*
*Jay
That, or his dementia has completely warped his sense of time
B-but it is 20 years old...
@@crackedemerald4930 I AM 30. O.o
I was born without a functional nostalgia organ, so this movie's entire thesis doesn't interest me at all.
My body has rejected my Functional Nostalgia Organ. It’s not been working for a few years now.
I understand it will eventually just “fall off”, be digested and processed into shit. Quite apt really.
I can’t believe they made a movie out of VRChat.
No Ugandan Knuckles, though.
It was a VRchat movie but with a AAA budget. I.e. if pre-launch Destiny, WoW, and VRchat had a baby
Rome Janairo only if you fuck the trap once you know it's a trap.
ajzeg01 RP1 Came first I believe
Ernie gang!
This is basically just "Refrence: The Movie."
I clapped when I saw Darth Vader
I clapped
Crappy references too. Lego Movie did it right.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
I clapped with my pussy lips
Gamers figured out P.T. in a day when Kojima thought it would take weeks or eveen months.
Zech Evans PT is like 2 rooms though. And people are still finding new stuff in it now.
figuring out =/= understanding
@@MaxxyBee Oh so deep ......
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People beat video games before they are even out these days
@@MaxxyBee I'm trying to figure out and understand the point of your comment, 3 years later
If this was a thing in real life, there will be porn and anime everywhere. This movie is unrealistic 0/10
Jim Z there was a startling lack of furries in OASIS. Even in the book.
Totally unrealistic.
Dont forget the memes too
Ricardo Tabosa There would be an entire class devoted to meme.
There is porn and anime everywhere. Not so much porn but they point out a whole casino planet half of which is just a motel for fucking
it would be like VR chat. a cesspool of degenerates
Mike and the other guy. Classic Half in the Bag.
Actually, it's the other-other guy. Get your facts straight you moron.
Hey... wasn't he killed by the other guy.
Nah, that was that Rich guy who got killed. Jay's been here since the beginning.
Rich namedropping Danny Phantom made me more nostalgic than anything in this movie.
It was a good show but that episode was so preachy.
"I clapped! I clapped when I saw Danny Phantoooom!"
Oh my gawwd I clapped!!! I clapped when I saw someone making an "I clapped comment"!!!!
No one has ever made that comment ever it broke new groooounddd!!!!
On its 14th anniversary too
Did he shoot up a super market for his ghost waifu afterwards?
The thing that really got me about this movie is it was supposed to take place like 30 years in the future, but all the pop culture references and skins players were using, were of existing things from today and prior, as if there was no new characters or pop culture created in the next 30 years. They didn't even really attempt to create random ones. In contrast, that would be like if we had an OASIS today, and everyone was dressed up like pac man and mario.
Right? It needed that moment from Bill and Ted 2 where the future's having a meeting of past historical figures and there's one crazy woman from like 2050 in the mix.
There is a reason for that, if u read the book , everyone is obsessed with the 80s because of the challenge . I suggest u read the book , it’s amazing, the movie is almost nothing like it.
I mean shrek is a 20 year old movie and is a giant meme.. plus mario is still relevant
@@bjrmagic1 I'm kind of sick of the 80s. I though it was kind of neat in 2002 when gta vc was about it, but its like zombies where im just tired.
@@TheGrizzlo503 Shrek was not a meme from 20 years ago though. Shrek is a modern meme thats a reference to something old. Its more like watching Wayne's World today, where they make make jokes about stuff thats older than them, but under the context of today just seem really outdated.
"20 year old Nickelodeon show"
>Shows Danny Phantom
GOD I feel old. Also I'm p. sure that's not 20 yet.
Stink Terios It's 14 literally as of tomorrow... and I also feel old
Frizzurd the Rugrats fandom got hardcore after I left
Guen Doff hey kids... Remember Rugrats??
Maaaaaaaaaan. Fuck that.
GOD come back here when you'll feel 30+ years old...."lulz"?
A CHARACTER FROM THAT ONE VIDEOGAME SHOWED UP, AND I CLAPPED!
I RECOGNIZE THAT!
I saw a character from Blizzard® Entertainment's popular video game Overwatch™! I want to buy this game now!
AT ST AT ST AT ST AT ST
I clapped because I recognized this comment
I KNOW WHAT THAT RED LETTER MEDIA QUOTE IS!!!
Sadly, that was my reaction when seeing The Iron Giant in the trailer
Mike was so proud that he knew what NPC meant and Rich didn’t care.
jay*
When Mike & Rich do videos alone, the fact that they are lifelong friends becomes obvious. And dammit, it is downright wholesome
Wtf are you talking about this is Mike and Jay
I remember when I was in 5th grade I wrote a short story for school, I don't remember too much about it, but I made references to Tie Fighters from Star Wars in a dream sequence. After reading the story in front of the class and getting applaused quite loudly by the entire class, my teacher criticized my Star Wars references and was told you can't do stuff like that.
13 years or so later, Ready Player One did that to the Nth fucking degree. So fuck you Mr. McDonough, that story was ahead of it's time.
Fruitcalculus Psh, he just wanted to keep me from making money............writing shitty films.
Not too late, learn time travel and write it to become rich.
Ye fuck you Mr McDonut!!!
r/thathappened
trying to teach you copyright laws
Rich was about 45 years old when Danny phantom was on, how the heck does he remember a specific episode of it?
Rich also remembers the events of pearl harbor pretty crisply, so I'm not too surprised.
That's jay, dumbass
Hellish Holiness shut the fuck up nerd
He watched it and remembered it I imagine
Well technically he was 30 when Danny Phantom first aired XD.
Only Rich Evans can remember an obscure Danny Phantom episode.
bahamutkod wha... I mean yes! Jay Bauman, of course!
Zchelmer Joash Gamboa for some reason Rich Evans seems to have watched a lot of early 2000s cartoons.
Better lawyer up!
I feel like Rich's head is just constantly playing The Goonies on a loop.
who's rich? I just see mike and jay
That’s unfortunate
Mines playing barbarella
Who’s gonna be your new nemesis now that Alex is gone? Aaron Rodgers or LaVar Burton?
God, it was so frustrating seeing Mike and Jay* try to figure out the target demographic. It's MANCHILDREN. The demographic is MANCHILDREN.
I don't know. My ten year old nephew loved the book, although he couldn't explain why.
Lo Fr has he grown up into a manchild now?
Very cool.
I think the girls who like this shit like it for a different reason. The manchildren gave it credence as a kind of "Holy Grail" of nerd culture, and these 20-something West Coast millennials tacked on to it only because that nerd thing was in vogue a few years ago. I guess it is still mildly fashionable, but it's really all about having big lips and massive, furry eyebrows now. I mean I'm pretty sure I saw a singer the other day whose name was literally "Dual Lips" and I thought to myself, "Yep, that sums it up pretty nicely." Should have taken my dad's advice to become a plastic surgeon, and not a chef. Have you seen how much they can jack the price up on collagen? There's no way I can get that kind of price margin on shit like salmon or avocado. Consumers think they are too savvy these days. Not, mind you, that they *are* savvy, they just *think* they are savvy, so they'll turn their nose up at a good deal but then happily pay $20 for a piece of sushi from a Filipino guy pretending to be Japanese just because he figured out how to hide negative reviews on Google. Anyway, basically what I'm saying is Ready Player One is a piece of fucking garbage.
It is actually me
"Who is this movie for?"
30-year-old hipster shits with at least 5 different lootcrate subscriptions.
This really should have been a NERD CREW episode.
ajadzi oh god. You fucking nailed it
If it was for actual hipsters it would be filled with like un chien andalou references, not Halo.
It's more like 70s-90s pop culture nerds, but yeah it's nostalgia bait for 30-40-somethings, I think they just didn't want to admit it.
It's obviously for families where parents and children equally enjoyed Wreck It Ralph -- and equally hated Pixels.
VERY cool
The audience for this movie are people who think Funko Pops are cool
mydearalice so woolie from sbfp
You guys can shit on Funko pops all you want, but I'm not paying more than 10 dollars for a figure.
ThatChainmecha LMAO quite the opposite
SpaceAgeDavey pay $10 for a nice looking figure at least and not some trashy square shaped piece of plastic
mydearalice Lmao, where else am I going to find $10 figures for Arrested Development or some other obscure thing I like?
The last five minutes of this episode really shows that these two have been life long friends and I love it.
I want to add that the pop culture references missed the point too. The Iron Giant fighting. The threats in the Shining being purely physical and not psychological and ambiguous like the original movie.
Just one of the many stupid changes from book to movie - In the book he pilots Leopardon, not The Iron Giant.
People keep harping on the Iron Giant but all of you seem to have no clue.
For one, it's a mock up of the Iron Giant, not the robot itself. It still has to be driven. Second, would Iron Giant not feel at least the obligation to fight to save his friends? Besides that, he's not actually hurting anyone, it's all a video game.
So no, context or not, there's nothing wrong with Iron Giant in this movie.
@@Deadeye313 That's like taking the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland and having him be sane. The entire point of The Iron Giant was 'You are who you choose to be'. The Iron Giant is literally a story about choosing pacifism against its very nature, given that it had a self-defense system and a war mode. That's why people say it should've been Leopardon- because it's purpose was always to fight, to destroy. It's like changing Idi Amin into Martin Luther King Jr. for a fight scene.
For someone who accuses other of having no clue, it seems like you think context can just be removed from a character. It can't, otherwise it ceases to be that character. They had 50,000 mecha characters that they could've chosen from and they *went out of their way* to turn the pacifist into a weapon of war. It's insulting.
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme no. It's like some guy dressing up as the mad hatter and automatically expecting him to be insane because he's wearing the same clothes as the hatter. Despite the old saying, clothes do not, in fact, make the man.
It's not the iron giant, it's just an iron giant skin
"I understood that reference", the movie.
Adam Malik It was certainly better than The Emoji Movie aka a feature length sponsor reel!
Captain America ftw.
I understood that movie: The Reference
Therr aren't any references in the movie, just cameos really.
Accurate portrayal of user generated content in a video game: the movie
God damn the diabetes hit Jay hard
This is why Mike needs Jay around. When he goes missing, Mike spends an episode reviewing a book instead of a movie.
SILLY STOKLASA
I think the target audience (for the book, haven't ever gotten around to seeing the movie) was born in the late '80s to early '90s. People who grew up consuming '80s pop culture because that's what our parents were into, but also grew up with technology and internet culture.
"Time to log into the Oasis" I'm fucking dying
This book/movie isn't meant for tweens, teens, or functional adults. It's meant for the most stereotypical Man-Children/Woman-Children and lowest common denominator "geek culture" consumers. I'm amazed you guys have never mentioned this book on Nerd Crew. It was made for those type of people. Loot Crate literally included it in one of their packages. That's practically the only reason it got famous in the first place.
Secular Ascetic I'm assuming COLLIDER people love it
So it's poorly disguised corporate propaganda. Understood.
There's a reason the self-proclaimed god-emperor of geek-culture, Wil "Shut up, Wesley" Wheaton narrated it.
zooglesan Funny story, when somebody was telling me about this obnoxious shit book, he told me "You won't believe who they got to narrate the audiobook" or something, and I guessed Wil Wheaton on the first try. I guess it was a no-brainer, of course they get the most obnoxious shitlib basic bitch pop culture icon to narrate this obnoxious basic bitch pop culture reference pamphlet of a sci-fi book.
Someone's reaction to the trailer somehow ended up on my facebook feed, and it was of a slightly chubby Asian girl (my guess would be 3rd generation American of Korean descent) with glasses in a brightly colored room with posters of Mario and Bayonetta and some other shit. She was literally crying tears of joy when she spotted the Iron Giant. I thought to myself, "Just what in the fuck is going on here?"
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I SAW MIKE AND J.... wait a minute, Jay has a different look, a more healthy one... I won't clap because that's different!
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
IT SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS
THEY’VE RUINED HALF IN THE BAG BECAUSE THE NEW EPISODE WASN’T EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
Mass production Evangelion not in movie, 0/10
Bill W. Wait is it in the book?
@@braveninja111 I don't necessarily if it was a mass production, but it was an Evangelion was in the book at least.
@@braveninja111 When they pick mecha after they win the jade key? There's a bunch of EVAs and the sixers get a hold of them, so they play bad guys.
A more realistic portrayal of pop culture references in a future VR world would be trashy memes (eg Ugandan Knuckles) and anime girls, not Deloreans and the Iron Giant.
It's not supposed to be realistic ya dingus
*Ｐ Ｏ Ｒ Ｎ*
And here I thought it was impossible for Jay to get any sexier
Tye Sheridan next starring role: "Judge Dredd''
Dylan I am the law!!!
Mike and Rich play off each other in such a different way to Mike and Jay.
It makes an episode like this rally highlight the difference in how they push the topic forward.
Mike and Jay stock go technical stuff way more. Rich makes Mike take his “announcer guy” character further and further. It’s great.
Thats why i love it when all 3 are involved in reviews, i wish half in the bags were always the trio ripping into films
Who's Rich? That is Jay Bauman..
When did Jay get so hot?
Ready sword art danny phantom one online.....in the matrix....plus nostalgia...willy wonka??
Vicente Ortega Rubilar with a hint of Ender’s Game
Buckaroo Bingo
Don't forget Snowcrash, though I doubt there aren't any Walking Dicks, so it's grossly inferior.
is she his sister?
this sounds a lot like Mike and Susan's scripts for "Fart" and "Poop in the Pants: The Movie"
This was like a big budget version of one of those reference-filled parody movies. Remember Akira? Remember Iron Giant? Remember Back to the Future? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then just go watch those movies. They're better.
Just needs the awkward fart and an "AWWWWWWW Hell no!" to be Reference Movie.
Look up on RUclips “Rejected Ready Player One theme” it’ll have a thumbnail of a black guy with a keyboard. I think you’ll appreciate it after reading your comment.
my thoughts exactly as I was watching it
This was the first RLM video I watched. After watching it I binged all of their videos and have been a huge fan ever since. I even bought their films and some of their merchandise.
The Coke Man they are hilarious.
My first video was the rich evans star wars 7 reaction.
Me and my friend laughed our asses of.
If this was your first video, how long did it take to figure out who is Jay and who is Rich?
@@RandyHawkeye it took me about an hour.
That's right Susan!
*Very cool*
Mike seems to laugh a lot more when Rich is on
Because he can just tear into Rich
We all do
Indeimaus. When one of my favorite RUclipsrs comments on my other favorite RUclipsrs.
shhh that's because they are married
His laughter is infectious
I never, in a million years, would have thought I would see DANNY PHANTOM on Half in the Bag
It felt a bit like having a hallucination.
Isn't this the quintessential, "I clapped! I clapped! When I saw it!" movie?
well yeah, but at least it's honest about it.
The references are so out of touch its basically a boardroom of directors version of what they think is pop culture...
There is not even one single reference to VRChat... Which is the closest thing we have...
American still think the young kids care about the de lorean car from bttf but kids only knows AE86 and Thomas the dank engine...
Terminator 2 death scene and not a sight for F to pay respect... There is no mob of men rushing to battle with soviet anthem playing with bass boosted...
Just a boring movie... the only good thing is the potential youtube poop/edit parodies that will come out after the dvd or bluray release...
here's the thing. the book isnt for young kids, it's for nostalgic adults from the 80s and 90s, and the movie follows the same suite(movies for kids usually dont have extreme violence, F bombs etc)
it's done in the YA genre style precisely for the nostalgic effect.
Now I'm not saying that this somehow excuses the movie's or the book's faults, and it's a literary masterpiece.
but thinking that this is somehow for kids is just plain stupid.
and anyway my 17 year old younger brother listens to classical rock, watches movies from the 80s/90s and hasnt touched VR chat in his life.
somehow thinking that the entirety of the young kids are the same culturally stunted drones that only know what you describe is kinda short sighted.
especially considering how fucking Big 80s nostalgia thing is at the moment. Why do you think stranger things exists for example?
People are forgetting that retro is cool too. And parents will show their kids this stuff too.
i cannot get over how incredibly lazy it is to have the story be about some dude’s favourite things... it’s just an excuse for the writer to write about THEIR favourite things.
Well, they say "write what you know"...
John Davis yeah but nobody usually publishes lists of things otherwise my grocery list would be a best seller
@@asmrtpop2676 Maybe it will, if you list the things your audience wants to buy too. It's all about psychological manipulation.
Yeah there are NO CHALLENGES boring
Every writer knows that creating a character is all about self insertion.. (hopefully obvious sarcasm)
People come to the Oasis because of what they can do but they stay because of furry prego futa.
I knew I would regret googling that and I still did it...
I hate myself
MIkes ears are slowly becoming Vulcan, wtf
'who's our audience?'
people who buy funko pops
I would never waste money on one of those things but I got a free one from being a Disney member.
I had to buy like 12 Disney movies to get the points for it though so the term “free” doesn’t really hold that much weight.
Are you a fan of the Super Best Friends? If not I recommend you watch the hour long excerpt from their podcast about Ready Player One.
do people really waste money on those stupid things?
I bought the book because everyone was saying it was almost a sci fi classic... Such a piece of garbage
That kinda implies whoever told you that thought the generic isekai plot was pushing the envelope for scifi. Shitty flavour of the month anime would blow his mind.
Is it sad that the moment he said the other nerdy kid I immediately knew he meant Micheal Cera.
Not really if you are somewhere between 25- 35 years old.
Cera starred in Juno (20007), Superbad (2007), and Scott Pilgrim (2010). He played a nerdy character in all of those movies and they were all fairly popular while attracting/pandering to different interest groups, respectively: the just quirky enough movie to be indie and appeal to hipsters and college chicks while being mostly general audience friendly, the stoner movie with a heart which appeals to teenagers while having just enough style to make it popular amongst male students that outgrew/are to snobby for full on teencomedy shlock, the just quirky enough comic adaptation that appeals to the geek crowd and the ''geek'' crowd. So I guess almost all of the people in the age bracket I mentioned saw Cera as a nerd character at least once.
"Michael Crea's like 45 now."
Actually, he's 29.
Holy fuck, Michael Cera's 29?! Dude still doesn't even look like he's 20!
He looks like a disgusting giant middle schooler
I want to see a cheap Mexican exploitation film called Ready Player Juan. Danny Trejo has to star in it. Also the visors are just Google cardboard VR.
All the high tech sensors and stuff are replaced with nintendo labo.
Working on it patrón! Alguien llame a Robert Rodriguez!
Oh my god, i knew he was talking about Michael Cera from the 1st word but damn, he really isn't in anything anymore.
Dragon's Red he was great in Scott Pilgrim. Would love to see him in more stuff.
I was thinking Andrew Garfield.
I think he does a lot of animated stuff now, he's actually only 32.
I'm glad you guys disliked this as much as I did.
ralphthemoviemaker I recognise this movie reviewer.
“Thank you for justifying my hate”
I belive you called it Ready Player Cringe
Shared misery! Hooray!!
You'd probably love it if Wes Anderson directed it in stop motion you hack fraud.
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE IRON GIANT
Ratel.H Badger BECAUSE I REMEMBER IT!
“Michael Cera is like 45 years old, he can’t be a high school kid.”
He’s 29, and Cera’s eternal baby face and hushed voice convinced me he could play a small child forever.
A Home Alone remake is pretty much a certainty at this point, right? Calling it now - Michael Cera will play Kevin McCallister, the rambunctious elementary school-aged protagonist.
his dharma is the road
GrayifiedX found Michael cera
Dalton McBleh you tell 'em, Kiryu chan!
@@samg9336fuck, the perfect movie has been buried in RUclips comments for the last 5 years
"Has there ever been anybody who has been typecast as wearing a visor?"
LeVar Burton can empathesize.
It's hard to say if he's more famous for TNG or Roots though.
@@Johnny-rx4hs What about Reading Rainbow?
@@ConwayFreelanceDetective This.
@@ConwayFreelanceDetective I loved seeing the reading dude on a space ship when I was a kid and wondered if they made him blind because he read too many books.
@@Johnny-rx4hs "where's my iconic slave role?"
That Speilberg blood bit is one of the funniest things this channel has ever done.
Pure gold. How come havent seen the review until now
I came here to post this. It is also my opinion.
Spielberg*
@@Sapsche Steven Spielberg*
Darth Vader Spillburg
"Danny's Phantom" ran from 2004 - 2007 so the series came first. Cline better lawyer up.
They should've looked at VRChat first, because they clearly underestimated the amount of anime waifus there would be in a real life Oasis.
Hellish Holiness waifus will never die.
Your waifu is already dead.
Scrub Wave How can my waifu die if she was never alive to begin with? :^(
Too true, although in the future reality of the movie there is widespread adoption of this virtual world to the tune of hundreds of thousands of people. VRchat doesn't even have thousands.
It would have been a horrifying endless ocean of Ugandan Knuckles.
Way late cynical thought. Spielberg may have also been brought on to direct so they wouldn’t have to pay for licensing, but could instead BE paid for product placement.
Finally a movie for people with a high IQ, like me
Luca Tambini To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to comprehend the subtle references to pop culture.
Drago McRoy "subtle"
PunkLobo
The joke
Your head
to be fair...
Of all the cyberpunk books to adapt into a movie, they went with the equivalent of the big bang theory
Best fucking description I've ever seen for that trash fire.
We had the mother of all cyberpunk movies (Blade Runner 2049) and it did terrible in the box office despite being a masterpiece. This is why we can't have nice things
zimbabwe
Pretty much.
Yeah, like Hollywood could adapt cyberpunk.
"I can be whatever I want so I'm gonna be someone else's character" -- Smart boys of the two thousand somethings
Hibble Djibble I mean, to be fair it happens now. The options of customizing an avatar are there yet many don't.
Hibble Djibble
.... said the guy who uses a meme for a profile pic.
It actually would be realistic if there were more deformed parodies of characters running around in groups and sprouting memes.
Never heard of cosplay?
Cosplay sucks though.
"I keep touching the book!"
*throws book away*
*symbolically touches book in very next sentence*
No, it's obviously based on Spy Kids 3.
Jay referenced Danny Phantom. I saw the clip and I clapped! Things I know!
OH WOOOW I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE DELOREAN BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE IRON GIANT BECAUSE THATS SOMETHING IVE SEEN BEFORE! WHEN I HEARD OLD SONGS I CLAPPED BECAUSE THEY ARE OLLLLLLLLD! I SQUIRTED ALL OVER TE SCREEN BECAUSE R E F E R E N C E S
This movie was so dumb. It made no sense that kids 30 years from now would care about stuff that by that time would've been 60+ years old. That's like kids today talking about doo-wop and being beatniks and shit.
AT-STs!
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW EVERYTHING IN THE FINAL BATTLE INDIVIDUALLY, PLEASE HELP MY HANDS ARE GONE IM SLAPPING TOGETHER BLOODY STUMPS, IT WONT STOP BUT OH MY GOD I RECOGNIZED ALL OF THEM
How about coming up with your own material, you tool?
@@buckaroobanzai7063 Lighten up, pussiboi
“Jesse Eisenberg is a charisma void”
Yes, yes, yes! Dude is the same lame character in every movie
To me it always feels like Eisenberg is playing Mark Zuckerberg playing another role
Frank Merker he played mark zuckerberg so well that he is just mark zuckerberg now
He uses the same inflections for every character.