Lmao altrive literally lost everything he participated in while being carried by his team then cheesed the last event and won, truly the most wholesome competitor
a reverse win condition of his roblox outlaster victory where he was an asset to the team, got kidnapped and brutally sacrificed then won the hearts and minds of everyone and toppled the anime villian alph a rad
Jacob, I've been watching your content for like five years, since a story for glory, VR Chat, Clickbait, Not Series, etc, and I want to say that I'm super proud of how far you've come and I think the content you're making now is the best content you've ever made. Keep doing stuff like this, keep making better and better content. You're such an inspiration to me and all your fans. Great work man.
I've been watching since a story for glory, challenge mode and how to play 101 as well and I'm still so glad that Alpharad has been able to get where he is as well as do what he's doing.
Jacob was still *really* attached to that "the winning team turns on each other at the end" content idea from the Mario Kart tournament - he just didn't give the participants a chance to say no this time
Alpharad really saw the Gfuel sponsor contract and realized it didn't require the product name to be said so he hard toed the line to see what he could get away with
Honestly, after watching Alpharad Deluxe, Dash taking the entire ball pit and dragging it back into his corner and then proceeding to sit on his massive pile of balls chuckling to himself while everyone else competes pointlessly is definitely on brand wholesomeness
Dude I’ve been watching Dash for two years now and it’s totally on brand 😭 Man has always just enjoyed doing the game and winning through out of the box ways lol
I feel like Jacob is only one or two loose screws away from just doing "Survivor: But I designed all the challenges and I told my friends we were going on vacation"
Everyone knows that alpharad does the best game events with the best qualities: Rigged, compromising and with a little bit of assault and betrayal sprinkled in.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear bre
I just knew that altrive would somehow manage to pull this shit off, he always seems like a non threat then makes a huge comeback right at the end and surprises everyone. so wholesome.
I like how Altrive's big play with the ball pit was the VERY first thing he did in the final round, as if he's already thought about it beforehand I mean, if you're not cheating, you're not trying to win, so clearly it's valid (shoutouts to the Kirby and the Forgotten Land music at 7:18 by the way, banger song choice)
I just wanna say that I'm very happy for Jaiden to be able to do all this stuff with everyone on camera so often. I feel like she's gone a long way from when she was hesitant to show herself on camera at all and I'm glad she's here now having fun
If i learned anything today is, make your friends compete with each other in teams, have them bond, then have them turn against each other...and you wont be blamed for it 😂😂😂
11:15 "A mild concussion" "Where am I?" This part killed me. I expected Altrive to say something about how cheating prospers or something like that, but no. In classic Altrive fashion, he just threw all expectations out the window and did something better.
I have a feeling that there's an 80% chance that 99% of that ad read was recorded before alpharad even knew who the sponsor for this video was going to be, then he just recorded the lines that the sponsor wanted him to specifically say (the stuff about the merch options and such) after the fact lmao
@@mysticrainbowdragon In the Space Jam 2 video Alpharad did, he mentioned he had been avoiding doing a sponsorship with G-Fuel because he can’t say the word Fuel. So that’s why he avoids saying it when he’s sponsored by them.
@@mysticrainbowdragon I think it was his own choice, because even with the explanation, he probably wanted to avoid potential comments from people correcting him on the pronunciation every time
If you watch his Space Jam video he says that he used to have a speech impediment and can't say fuel, so he's avoided that product placement for a while
@@silversonome5360 I spent so many hours on that trying to get all the stickers and mini games. However, the bonus games, I only ever got two, with one of them only getting them twice EVER.
You know, Jaiden smiling a lot more after knowing herself better is really good. The winner of could be a surprise but somewhat fitting with no surprise.
Fun fact: The 1st Olympic Games took place in 776 B.C. As part of an Ancient Greek festival held to honor and celebrate Zeus, the Olympic Games included boxing, chariot racing, discus, long jump, javelin, and wrestling
9:30 My man stopped himself just in time before he said something devastating to his career. Also why was Jaiden so menacing whenever it showed the close up of her smiling face? Like… angle and everything.
"Fat kids always go last"
"A mild concussion"
My hero
And then the fucking mad man wins it all
i was once the kid who always got picked last… but now they wished they’ve picked me first… 😏
A hero and legend to all the fat kids of the world
“Where am I?”
"1 2 fuck you back " is probably the best comeback cheer of all time
The best part was jadien said it
jaiden is so nice though
Timestamp......??
@@Starlit_Onion 6:56
frrr
I like how Jaiden’s standards are just “can you touch your toes?”
And how high can you jump
Ngl that's not a bad measurement, flexibility is an important measurement in a competition like this
I learned a valuable lesson today that cheaters always win
Honestly
Next video: How i won alpharads olympics
@@Celobia lol
if everyone cheats its not cheating
“If your not cheating you’re not trying”- Russian Olympic Team
I can't believe we got third place out of two teams...
Now that takes some real skills.
Clearly built different
Bro, spoilers (I just started the video)
@@driassistant I always look at the comments before I finish a video
@@raggiojamun8816 i mean the comments are where people talk about the video
spoken like a true game show host
"this is rigged!"
"WHO CARES, ON TO THE NEXT GAME"
i dont have a telegraph
@@alextried skill issue
It is rigged tho
“the captains are the people with the highest subcounts” finally being a youtuber has real world applications
Jhon
True
Lmao
This is just society
Yeah
I feel like Jacob just becomes more and more like Chris from Total Drama every day… including the insanity.
We're witnessing a documented descent into madness
If Jacob is Chris Total Drama, then Dash is my favorite camper hands down
OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT
Who is his Chef then?
@@griefingg0lem685 Jo
It’s always so interesting seeing Jayden not having to watch her language because of her family friendly channel
“Jaiden”
Altrive gets picked last, is a liability to his team, wins by thinking outside of the box, refuses to elaborate.
Based. Unfathomably based.
The BALLS of Altrive in this video.
@@anthonyglover4767 a whole pool of them
@@afterlyte7293 That was a good one lmao
he did a bit of trolling
He was so wholesome this game
Lmao altrive literally lost everything he participated in while being carried by his team then cheesed the last event and won, truly the most wholesome competitor
I genuinely don't think anything would have been more in character
Dash’s anti-perspirant joke was the funniest part of this video
It's honestly funny that this is the SECOND time that dash has won a special event against all odds
Bruh, jaiden with ponytail.... Holy homina!
a reverse win condition of his roblox outlaster victory where he was an asset to the team, got kidnapped and brutally sacrificed then won the hearts and minds of everyone and toppled the anime villian alph a rad
"altrive is making this as unfun for everyone else as possible" That's the most dash thing that could've happened
almost as good as his antiperspirant joke
@@dagbroad so true 😔🙏
Jacob, I've been watching your content for like five years, since a story for glory, VR Chat, Clickbait, Not Series, etc, and I want to say that I'm super proud of how far you've come and I think the content you're making now is the best content you've ever made. Keep doing stuff like this, keep making better and better content. You're such an inspiration to me and all your fans. Great work man.
Ernie gang Ernie gang
This is wholesome
I've been watching since a story for glory, challenge mode and how to play 101 as well and I'm still so glad that Alpharad has been able to get where he is as well as do what he's doing.
Absolutely seconded.
@@mw5803 Dude honestly best alpharad in joke.
We may have lost, but at least our team stuck together through the end.
Jacob was still *really* attached to that "the winning team turns on each other at the end" content idea from the Mario Kart tournament - he just didn't give the participants a chance to say no this time
You got scammed on the mechanical bull ride lmao
Maybe the real trophy was the friends we made along the way
Spoilers
sorry that was mean
Alpharad really saw the Gfuel sponsor contract and realized it didn't require the product name to be said so he hard toed the line to see what he could get away with
Honestly, after watching Alpharad Deluxe, Dash taking the entire ball pit and dragging it back into his corner and then proceeding to sit on his massive pile of balls chuckling to himself while everyone else competes pointlessly is definitely on brand wholesomeness
Dude I’ve been watching Dash for two years now and it’s totally on brand 😭 Man has always just enjoyed doing the game and winning through out of the box ways lol
I feel like Jacob is only one or two loose screws away from just doing "Survivor: But I designed all the challenges and I told my friends we were going on vacation"
I mean he already did Roblox Survivor
Just need to go one step further
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS
awesome smp irl
He’s honestly one step away from being the next Chris McCain and hosting another Total Drama series
@@faadila.shaikh3490 my thoughts exactly
Classic Altrive manoeuvre getting carried to the end and then winning at the last second. Gotta love it
Everyone knows that alpharad does the best game events with the best qualities: Rigged, compromising and with a little bit of assault and betrayal sprinkled in.
Jacob: "I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it further"
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear bre
@@AxxLAfriku cry about it
@@xekon14 Cope, Seethe, and Mald
@@AxxLAfriku fatherless behaviour
When Altrive grabbed the entire ballpit I just fucking lost it. He's insane. A madman. I yearn for that kind of confident insanity.
He was the Hungriest Hungry Hippo
You're telling me you wouldn't have done that?
@@Thedude3rd I definitely wouldn't've thought of it... If I had, I would've though
Before the challenge started that was the exact thing I was thinking to do. And it only got confirmed when Alpha said that there were no rules.
He’s so wholesome
Altrive gets carried through the round by his friends, then betrays everyone with ridiculous cheesing of the game. It’s like Among Us all over again.
Jaiden went from being insecure and anxious about showing her face to being OK with a GoPro filming close to her face, I’m happy for her!
dog she is unironically a very photogenic close up person, joyface is really flattering for her
Not sure why you focused on that but I agree
@@feddy3306 because personal growth stands out and is inspirational
And her tatoo is hot... For some reason
It's nice to see she that, was thinking the same.
This is a goated Era of Alpharad content. Been loving every upload recently, and in the past.
He is like the more attractive mr beast
I just knew that altrive would somehow manage to pull this shit off, he always seems like a non threat then makes a huge comeback right at the end and surprises everyone. so wholesome.
altrive is the definition of "work smarter not harder" altrive and his mr thiccums stature big brained the whole competition
Ah, the "just doing whatever the fuck he wants and having a good time" era of Alpharad content, truly a golden age like no other
get real
This is the era of "Who gives a FUCK about the algorithm, let's just throw 8 of my friends into a bouncy castle and watch 'em kill each other."
@@robloxcool88 he’s still doing really good though with the views
For being an introvert person Jaiden really didn’t stutter when she got salty XD 6:57
Yeah, im glad shes getting more confident and more social to other people now :)
She seems to curse more confidently and more often in general around other RUclipsrs. Especially TedNivision and JSchlatt
I like how Altrive's big play with the ball pit was the VERY first thing he did in the final round, as if he's already thought about it beforehand
I mean, if you're not cheating, you're not trying to win, so clearly it's valid
(shoutouts to the Kirby and the Forgotten Land music at 7:18 by the way, banger song choice)
I thought the same thing when they showed the arena and was like "huh, altrive is going for that, isn't he?" and sure enough
wtf do i see you everywhere...
Do you just watch every youtube channel?
@@julissarowley2739 that means that you are everywhere also
Once I saw the event was Hungry Hungry Hippos I knew Altrive would win, it was only a question of how
"Let's see who loves mirds bir" so true Jaiden. Thank you for your fantastic input
I love how Jacob is clearly encouraging everyone to team up on Altrive and nobody listens
I just wanna say that I'm very happy for Jaiden to be able to do all this stuff with everyone on camera so often. I feel like she's gone a long way from when she was hesitant to show herself on camera at all and I'm glad she's here now having fun
Jaiden: A journey of an anime protagonist
Alpha: A journey of an anime villain
If i learned anything today is, make your friends compete with each other in teams, have them bond, then have them turn against each other...and you wont be blamed for it 😂😂😂
I'm so glad that altrive won, a true underdog story
11:15
"A mild concussion"
"Where am I?"
This part killed me. I expected Altrive to say something about how cheating prospers or something like that, but no. In classic Altrive fashion, he just threw all expectations out the window and did something better.
He truly is a funny wholesome guy. Couldn't agree more.
I have a feeling that there's an 80% chance that 99% of that ad read was recorded before alpharad even knew who the sponsor for this video was going to be, then he just recorded the lines that the sponsor wanted him to specifically say (the stuff about the merch options and such) after the fact lmao
it was a gag. he can't pronounce g-fuel correctly so he avoided saying it for the whole segment
no he just cant pronounce fuel
Watching Jacob's journey from "smash bros funny man" to "coked out Mister Beast" has been an experience
Depending on how you look at it, he's also a toned-down Chris McLean.
All good things end with a ball pit. Glad Altrive made his own personal Dashcon with this one.
still better then dash con was
@@dancingenginier5707 to be fair that bar would be difficult to not pass
@@diamondanontrue lmao
@@diamondanon Fyre Festival managed...
the fact that it's name was dash con honestly makes it better
Altrive was the last guy picked, but little did they know that he would win it all, and would be the only one laughing in the end
BLUE TEAM 4EVER 💙💙💙
BLUE TEAM 4EVER
also hi!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your team was so good, that it managed to beat you. Now that's deep.
perhaps
Red team forever hehehehehe 😈
I love seeing Jaiden in these kinds of videos it feels nice to see her having fun she's so adorable
🤮
Hell nah
This is wholesome with not very wholesome replies...
jaiden is my favorite alpharad character. the closeup at 2:00 is something special
Mirds bir
8:41 this shot of CJ makes him look like a determined sixth grader and I very much enjoy it
How does Alpharad have the time for this lmao. This man is the entire circus. *This is what I subscribed for after those 3 years ago*
Thought sheer determination
same tho
It almost feels weird to me now when he does a Smash video.
Here I was thinking he was just a clown.
I think I subscribed back when “How to Play Jigglypuff 101” was his hot new video, I’m so glad his content has gone here
Your "hosting" videos are my favorite thing on RUclips. Keep just doing whatever you fucking want, man. That's the most fun stuff.
This should happen every four years no matter if the Olympics are cancelled or not
Honestly if this becomes a whole RUclips thing I'd love it for alpha
Thus should happen every year
I love how not mentioning... *the product* at all in the sponsor ads has become one of the running jokes of the channel, never change Alpha
its actually cause he can't say the word "fuel" right, and doesnt wanna make the company mad
@@nick_a_mate1810 I thought it’s because people joke about it every time not because the company got mad lmao
@@mysticrainbowdragon In the Space Jam 2 video Alpharad did, he mentioned he had been avoiding doing a sponsorship with G-Fuel because he can’t say the word Fuel. So that’s why he avoids saying it when he’s sponsored by them.
@@ViolarulesGaming oh yeah I knew that, just not whether it was his own choice or something the company enforced
@@mysticrainbowdragon I think it was his own choice, because even with the explanation, he probably wanted to avoid potential comments from people correcting him on the pronunciation every time
I really like the brief moment of Monster Hunter Tri music at the end of the relay race. Alpharad is truly a musical savant.
"WHAT GOT YOU THIS FAR?"
"a mild concussion!"
"well im glad you signed a waver"
also dash stealing the entire pit was absolutely hilarious
there are two things I can always count on Jacob for:
managing to make the most bs ideas work somehow
not saying the name of *the product*
How did I not notice that lmao
He literally cant for some reason
If you watch his Space Jam video he says that he used to have a speech impediment and can't say fuel, so he's avoided that product placement for a while
@@josephhernandez2460 no yea I know but thats the only time he'll ever say it. That's why I find it so funny
0:05
Jacob: Be happy
Everyone Else: Faking being happy
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Alpha: be happy
Everyone: screams with happy
Factual
AlphaRad flexed his charisma stats
With happy
@@watchrandomuser395onyoutube With happy.
@@MgForGlory With happy
Alpharad is like the better version of Mr. Beast. Except, ts not about money, its about fun & cheating your way to victory.
"not mrbeast" lol
It's Mr. Beast but instead of Money it's Chaos and i love it
It’s not about the money it’s about the ✨content✨
@@Kavycks
Look, I get it.
it's not about the money
it's about sending a message
6:58 Jaiden just being the best leader
Altrive being the last one picked to the winner
True plot armor
Wholesome
He was the main character all along
Now this is fun and incredible as always and all, but it whould be so much more fun if they played Mario and sonic at the London 2012 Olympics.
London Party specifically would've been extremely based, it's one of the best side game modes I've ever played on any game
Agreed
The best Mario and Sonic game, that would’ve been amazing!
Yes
@@silversonome5360 I spent so many hours on that trying to get all the stickers and mini games. However, the bonus games, I only ever got two, with one of them only getting them twice EVER.
6:43 I know I’m late to the party, but I don’t see enough people pointing out this-.. High five? Group hug. One of my favorites by far 💗
I honestly think that GFuel keeps sponsoring Jacob just because they think it's funny that he can't say the name of the product
Why again? I know it's a thing but I completely forgot why.
@@king_alloy speech impediment with the word "fuel"
You know, Jaiden smiling a lot more after knowing herself better is really good. The winner of could be a surprise but somewhat fitting with no surprise.
the fact that the 2nd event was rigged made me laugh so much because it was so easy then cj just fell off immediately
Altrive's anti-persperant joke was the funniest joke of this video!
He's just so wholesome
This is a great idea, but its not as great as Dash's antiperspirant joke.
I cant escape these comments
@@envyschild7372 you sweating hard
@@heyoitskram5748 alright listen here
That's a hit
Congratulations Jaiden! You made a friend
Altrive being picked last for the team and eventually winning the whole event is the biggest underdog story ever
Wholesome
Wholesome
Wholesome
Wholesome
Wholesome
Altrive really did prove himself here, this is why you put respect on Pikmin 4's name
Oml the way Illy praises her team at 11:02 was oddly heartwarming yet meme worthily funny 💀
Hhhh hhb🎂🎂🤠🤠❤❤
Who could’ve known that head injuries increase your smartness in a bouncy house by about 200%?
Less brain cells to overthink problem
"Alright, 1, 2, 3, fuck you back!"
Don't make Jaiden angry.
*You won't like her when she's angry.*
6:43 cute team bonding
Him saying “the 2022 bounce house Olympics” implies this is a thing that’s happened before and will happen again, there better be one in 4 years
As soon as I saw the final event I knew dash was gonna take it, man's played way too much fall guys to lose to that event
My favourite part of this video wash dash's commitment to the anti-perspirant bit where he's constantly sweating, best joke of the video!
Altrive was completely based and wholesome in that last final event
This video is everything I needed. RUclipsrs fighting to the death in a bouncy house. That's a wholesome :)
Altrive absolutely destroying that last game was the most kingly thing I've seen
You know what they say "Get smarter not harder." And god damn did Altrive do both
It’s work smarter not harder. Nobody here is getting hard or gaining smarts
@@UnearthlyPotato I think it was a fat joke.
Dash’s antiperspirant joke at the beginning was really funny and the best joke of the video
I think we all learned a valuable lesson from this. Its completely okay to rig events like this so long as you're honest about it.
Altrive winning the whole thing while being the last one picked is just so cinematic
“If everyone cheated it’s fine..”
Good relationship advice
Hearing jaiden say fuck really makes me appreciate your friendship even more
"I invited 8 of my closest friends..." I'm surprised they tolerate him and his bullshit at this point, let alone being close friends 🤣
Jacob has to be the most heartwarming and caring person ever off camera. Else they would probably never tolerate his very fun bs :)
The surprise hug at 6:45 is the cutest thing I've seen
Ikr? It was so cute
This is definitely the type of Olympics I’d watch each year 😂
Fun fact: The 1st Olympic Games took place in 776 B.C. As part of an Ancient Greek festival held to honor and celebrate Zeus, the Olympic Games included boxing, chariot racing, discus, long jump, javelin, and wrestling
where the funny?
Sprint and marathon.
That is not a fun fact. No fun was had
and it was done naked.
More like not fun fact
I love "Alpharad torturing his friends" content. It's my favorite!
Dash’s anti perspirant joke is still the funniest joke of the video
altrive went from being the last one picked to winning the whole thing, good for him
I like how the Go Pros, instead of facing away from the players to act as POV’s, faces towards them to make them look absolutely feral
jacob doing everything to not say the word "gfuel" in the sponsorship is so funny for some reason
Altrive was picked last and he was also the last man standing. Altrive is the most powerful being in the universe
Everybody was too scared of his power to choose him.
T R U E
Gotta respect him, he played lame, and won the game.
Thats the power of antiperspirant
Wholesome
Jacob does all of the stuff everyone said they'd do as an adult back when they were 12 and I am HERE FOR IT
It feels wrong to not invite icecreamsandwich to the BOUNCE HOUSE olympics! The wiggly lad is made specifically for inflatable terrains
He’s just slowly becoming Mr. Beast
And that’s a bad thing how?
And I'm here for it. Hes like mr beast but way funnier and with way less budget
A sadistic Saw-like Mr. beast
But more chaotic
I mean yes and no.
An inspirational story. The man that got picked last, ended up taking home the trophy.
Altrive came in as the underdog and left with the first place trophy
Altrive winning is the perfect outcome and I wouldn't want it any other way
Me: seeing the thumbnail and thinking that it would be fully animated
Also me: Seeing Jaiden as a real Person for the first time.
I love it xD
Fact: I actually have seen Jaiden's face before
Norway made a TV show where a man who couldn't drive somehow got to Japan with his car, just to find out OL was canselled.
9:30 My man stopped himself just in time before he said something devastating to his career.
Also why was Jaiden so menacing whenever it showed the close up of her smiling face? Like… angle and everything.
How wouls it destroy his career??