"And now I'm starting to getting lazy so Lauren this is you" jay you literally made her look like a 40 year dad that went to get the milk and returned 20 years later.
@@RealOverr Wasnt meant to be funny. Nostalgia is always a simultaneous mix of sadness and happiness. We hope to see the intro like yesterday, but we can never get yesterday back. We loved the intro in the moment till we realised the intro was no more after that moment was gone. The past is the past and now is the present. Thats why we enjoy certain things like "there is no tommorow" , because when happens if the quote above is true? Memento mori. 😤 Yep, just went philosophical on you. Hopefully a kind stranger will see this comment and not have an existential crisis ❤️
He could be both I see him funny And he does try to Keep the cussing to the minimum Even though it doesn't really matter to me So I wouldn't say his whole wholesome maybe half still keep it up jay
@@mindshockz Uhh, this is my third time replying to you, my comment keeps disappearing too a lot of times. Anyways I think it's RUclips's fault since it happens to a lot of people and in many videos, RUclipsrs can remove them themselves but in this case I think RUclips's just being annoying again.
Just went through a breakup with my girlfriend only a week ago, and since then, life has been tough. I’m so glad for you being here, Jay. Appreciate the grind alot!
@@peepeepoopoo7675 ik I did that when I was high and it was like 3:00 a.m. for me and then I didn't even know I had commented it until I got likes and other people commenting on it 😭
Hey Jay! You already know what I’m about to do lol Fun facts; people eat at least 50,000 micro plastic particles each year. In Medieval times, black pepper was such a luxury that they used it to pay rents and taxes. And last but it least, you can’t inhale through your nose and talk at the same time! I’ll be back for more! And you’re THAT DUDE!!
"And now I'm starting to getting lazy so Lauren this is you"
jay you literally made her look like a 40 year dad that went to get the milk and returned 20 years later.
Ngl I thought that
🤣😂🤣 Right!
So specific 😂😂
Mike asking for help with his poem is way too fitting.
I love that so much
true
OMFG Y E s
Especially when hes the main man at ddlc
Nah nahhh he got that shit (but yea)
i guess i will write the poem myself thank you very much
👁👄👁
Well unless you start a prison poetry club my guy
join my poetry club. it doesn’t exist yet but it’ll be great
Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me on Valentine's day:
Not Jay forgetting how he designed Lauren’s character lmao 😂
No comments? holy shit
@@shizurika ik dude
@@shizurika ikr
@@shizurika ikr
@@shizurika ikr
That ain't Cory dude that's his right arm cousin "Corkey"😃
“Corkey” 💀🤚
@@iron_chainzs862 😂
This person Spitting fax
Not Corkey 😭🤚🏽
Ah shit you making me die💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lmao Cory gets knocked out so much it's like he's a bounty in prison
I hate cory
@@RealOverr Why?
@@RealOverr why?
@@RealOverr why you hating on the GOAT
@@RealOverr Why?
I like how Jay is mostly focus on Cory throughout the whole game.
Exactly 😭
He does not want him to go anywhere
@@randomstuff4170 well hes too late xD
Is it bad that Cory in the House is the first thing that popped in my head
I mean Cory was getting his ass beat so many times I'd be worried about him too
Literally seen the name *"Coryxkenshin"* and instantly thought he was playing with him.
I clicked so fast
Same
Like what I thought Cory was finna be in the video 😭😭😭
@@fredababyyy same lol 😭😭
So he's not in the vid?
All of Jay’s friend coming at him like that mob came after that old man in soongebob
I love snoogebob
@@plaguerat6471 me too
Alternate title: CoryxKenshin getting his ass whooped for 18 minutes straight
😭💀💀
💀
NAH FR
Bruh, I was literally debating on whether I should go to bed now or not. Guess this is my sign to stay up.
Indeed it is
Same😂
Same here lmafo
Same lol
It is
LMAO WHY DOES CORY LOOK LIKE HE SNIFFS TOILET SEATS
LMAO-
STOP LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHA
Why are you right, tho 😂
BYE- WHAT
So this is why Cory isn't uploading videos, he's always getting knocked out.
smart thinkling
I CANT LMAO
LMAOO
YOUR WRONG FOR THAT 💀💀💀
Cory not comin back bc y’all bullying him 😭😭/j
Razz: _" Stop calling me Daddy Razz! I'm not your dad!"_
Jay: *"Razz Daddy"*
Razz calls him daddy too
@@Niyaisontop 😳
@@Niyaisontop O_O
@Yumpus Grumpus
Wait have you not seen Razz comments he actually has😭⁉️/gen
@Yumpus Grumpus
Like you hate Jazz and Jay more?🤨⁉️
Cory watching this be like:👁️👄👁️
Cory: Why do I keep getting my butt whooped?
Cory's alive?
@@Febrdaack The ankle breaker keeps getting his *own* ankles broke lol.
@@relectricvolt4463 what kind of question is that?
@@noSwaggamer it's a joke
Ok that "BILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY ADVANCEMENT, AND THEN WE HAVE - " *avatar* got me crying 🤣🤣
I miss it when Kassy had that intro
@@MrTiny-witto me tooo ... the memories are coming back 😞
I can’t stop laughing at Jay being lazy when creating Lauren’s avatar
“Lauren, this is you” 😂😂😂
And it was even more hilarious when he mentioned “this is what I made Lauren look like?” later on in the video as if he completely forgot about it xd.
@@Rekter Right?! I laughed more cause he forgot 😂
at this point it isn’t surprising to see Jay post at 1 AM
Right
Yeah I agree
I like your pfp
True
Yup
Jack didn’t seem like he was ‘Top of the morning’
On top of who
@@veroacevedo3089 ...the morning
Haha
@@veroacevedo3089 joe n candice bro
@@ton__________yy ha
Cory just passing out multiple times made me laughed so hard 😭😭 LIKE, WHAT ARE THE ODDS??
Same 🤣
I DIED WHEN I SAW JAY PUT GLOOMS OLD INTRO TO INTRODUCE KASSIE
This explains why Corey has been MIA for the past like 4 months…
It's been 4 months not 6
BBAHAAH frrr
made in abyss?
what's MIA may I ask?
@@badelNT6 missing in action
Not me chilling to jay laughing and then “Billion years of evolutionary advancements”
I WASNT EXPECTING MEMORIES 😤
Not funny
i miss watching gloom bro
@@RealOverr whats youre probably and it wasn't even funny it was memories
@@RealOverr Wasnt meant to be funny. Nostalgia is always a simultaneous mix of sadness and happiness. We hope to see the intro like yesterday, but we can never get yesterday back. We loved the intro in the moment till we realised the intro was no more after that moment was gone. The past is the past and now is the present. Thats why we enjoy certain things like "there is no tommorow" , because when happens if the quote above is true? Memento mori. 😤 Yep, just went philosophical on you. Hopefully a kind stranger will see this comment and not have an existential crisis ❤️
@@ayashegwynngelapaguirigan-29 Yeah me too
"BILLIONS OF YEARS OR EVOLUTIONARY AND ADVANCEMENT, AND THEN WE HAVE-" Jay who's laugh makes everyone feel better.
On another note kassie got done dirty lmaoooo
"Can you help me with my poem?"
Mike, this isn't Doki Doki Literature Club, it's a fricking PRISON.
Jay: "nothing really happened in the prison yard besides that fire"
Jay: (sees Cory knocked out on the concrete floor)
Jay: "oh boy here we go again"
How tf does this comment have 1.1I likes and no replies-
@@narayananv2600 ah yes your right there aren't any replies here-
Yo I love jay jack not gonna lie he got that drake cut lmao😂
Jay is literally the only RUclipsr I have notifications for. I could get spammed 100 times by Jay uploads all in a row and get excited instead.
Hard same.
Same
Imagine if Jay did upload 100 times in a day. That would be the ultimate binge lol.
Jack: *is sleeping*
Jay: wake yo sleepy ass up
Also jay: top of the morning to ya
I CRIED BECAUSE CORY SAID HE WAS ANNOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT WHEN HE HIT 10 MIL CONGRATS BUT I'M CRYING HE'S HERE
Dang Jay really calling out his firends like that with them looks. Lol.
@@harharharharharharharharha240 top tier
Yup
I didn’t even look at the title and I clicked. That’s how much I stan jay 😭😭
Ofc
LMAO SAME
MEEE
Pause
Same here. ✋🏻
"prison simulator"? my grandfather has been playing this for years now.
LOL I- 😭
No stop- 😭😂
Bro 😂😂
TEACHER NOO-
Wow really ? so has my dad!!! maybe they know eachother!?
How is Cory the ninja himself getting his ass handed to him so much
Samurai Shogun
I thought this was like a live Collab and everyone be like "Hey Cory Haven't seen you in awhile"
Bro I did to because I didn’t read the title right
I was really hoping all of them would colab, mostly Cory and gloom. it would be nice to see those 3 colab again 😭
FRR
WHY DOES LAUREN LOOK LIKE SHE WOULD SLAP THE SOAP OUT OF YOUR HAND AND WALK OFF
LMFAO EXACTLY
Lmao 😭😭😭
Nah my soap is still hard
Jay: *imprisoning his friends*
Also Jay: 😄😇😁
May I know where your avatar comes from, I love Chiaki Nanami, I’d love to have it, thank you
@@Lightwolf-qd1vc oh geez, I'm sorry I don't remember the name of the artist! But I do know the artist was on facebook if that helps??
Jay is literally the only reason I watch RUclips
A reply to a comment
@@kyojurorengoku29 I miss you😢💔
@@BIANCA-gk9zy And I'll miss tasting that delicious food but alas I had to see my duty fulfilled
Watch cory and other RUclipsrs recreate jay in this game and beat him up with a baton every minute for roasting them.
That is if Cory come back
@@Febrdaack and then immediately says "um, bye" and then leaves.
I wish
This is why Cory retired, he’s actually just in prison getting knocked around.
I was gunna comment that
okay so this is just Jay physically beating up his friends on Jail.
Best way to start the day is Watching Jay😌
It's Midnight for me
@@isufferfromOBCD It’s 1:25 AM for me
@@herfavoritetreat Same
Ay that rhymed…. I think
And it rhymes so you know it’s true
Alternate title: jay beating the shit out of his friends in jail
Mainly jack AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jay : Everybody’s so nice in this prison
Everybody in jail : is either in for drugs or killing 😭
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YUH"
*proceeds to beat with police stick*
I can’t debate if Jay is funny or wholesome
why not both 🤷♂️
@@ipikush fr
I'd say he's a bit of both
He could be both I see him funny And he does try to Keep the cussing to the minimum Even though it doesn't really matter to me So I wouldn't say his whole wholesome maybe half still keep it up jay
He's both and he's THAT DUDE!!!
I’m a simple person. I see CoryxKenshin, I click.
Yepppppp
Same I miss him
That is one reason I clicked on this video ngl 😂
I thought that it was a multi-player game and saw cory so I thought we would hear the legend's voice again. 😔✋
We all tryna figure out where the black Houdini is
when Cory got jumped I laughed for 10 minutes straight
All I heard was FIGHT BACK N***** FIGHT BACK
Cory didn’t leave us, he’s here hiding in jays videos.
0:35
Can we please talk about Jay's giggling, and how it's both the funniest and most unsettling thing ever.
THE WAY HE REACTED TO CORY GETTING HIS ASS BEAT LMAOOOO 💀💀💀 SIS 😭🖐️
Ikr😭😭😭
🗿😭😭😭poor Cory
😭😭😭
Imma be real with you wasn't expecting cory, but I assumed poiised first lmao
jay knows how to keep his fans entertained when we need it, love you bro and you're the reason why i have so much confidence
yeah at 1:15 in the morning Eastern time 🤣😴
@@editOG15 EST gang
Jay woke up this morning and chose violence.
99th like-
someonesleepingunderyourbed😼 thanks
This entire video: I watch Cory get his ass handed to him but nobody knows who done it.
Cory : exists
Everyone : peace was never an option
HE DID THE "billions of years of......and then we have kassie" YEAAAHHHHG
And we wondering why Cory hasn't coming back, sucka has tryin heal from the abuse he got from the other RUclipsrs
Can’t cancel Jay from the Kubz scouts… he’s so unproblematic
why even cancel him in the 1st place lol
I just got my previous comment removed for saying cancel culture.
I feel like he's so problematic he has collapsed with himself
@@mindshockz 😭 damn they really canceled your comment?
@@mindshockz Uhh, this is my third time replying to you, my comment keeps disappearing too a lot of times.
Anyways I think it's RUclips's fault since it happens to a lot of people and in many videos, RUclipsrs can remove them themselves but in this case I think RUclips's just being annoying again.
*everyone chilling in prison*
Cory: "i dont wan do dis no mo T-T"
Just went through a breakup with my girlfriend only a week ago, and since then, life has been tough. I’m so glad for you being here, Jay. Appreciate the grind alot!
Ayo keep ur head up bro 👑 things will get better soon I promise u 🤝
Alternate title: THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST WAYS TO GET REVENGE ON YOUR FRIENDS
All I've learned from these police games that Jay keeps playing is that he should NEVER be a police officer
“i’m not talking to you”
“oh we’re not friends anymore, gloom?”
I WOULDNT BE FRIENDS WITH YOU EITHER IF YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE THAT 💀💀💀
I don't think it was entirely his fault 😂
This would be even funnier if they were all actually playing their characters 😂 also cory always getting knocked out
Mike asking help for his poem. Even in Jail DDLC will never die.
Jay accidentally-on purpose- dropping the soap when he hears corpse🤪
Oh lord 🤣
RIGHT LMAO😭
I love hearing Jay laugh. It’s so warm and expressive - cheers me up every time
Jay: Cory got knocked out the third time?!
Nobody in this game likes Cory lmao
Lol
If Everybody Hates Cory was a video game it would be this 💀
@@thewebstergaming5805 Lol, facts
When Jay up loads at 3am and your early: this video bout to be bussin bussin🤪. And Jay you did Lauren dirty😭😭
You using it wrong 😭
U used bussin wroooong 💀💀😭
We eating youtube videos now 😭😭
@@getyourvibeschecked5282 LMAO
@@peepeepoopoo7675 ik I did that when I was high and it was like 3:00 a.m. for me and then I didn't even know I had commented it until I got likes and other people commenting on it 😭
a love how he used the
“billions of years of evolutionary advancements-
“-and we have Kassie” intro XD
My man coryxkenshin got beat up so much I’m done😢😭
now i understand why he ain't posting so much 😭😭
I started crying when they were beating Cory up, that was so random 😂
"Pulls the lever baby~"
CRANK DAT!
I'm sorry 😂
When Jay was laughing at creating his friends, this reminded me when he played Sims 4💀💀
Jay: cory this is going to be ur character
Cory: . . . and I took that personally
Prisoner:*says the rudest if the rude*
Jay:Everybody is being so nice to me today😊😊😊
Thank you for sharing this Jay, us Samurais miss Cory so much 😭💔
"Can you help me with my poem?" & legend has it Cory is still getting beat til this very day
Jack: *sleeping*
Jay: wake up! top of the morning to you
*beats jack with a baton*
Me: *dies asf while watching* 😭😭😭✋
*Jay laughing at cory getting his ass whooped*
Cory: *Better watch your back meat jay.*
It's so late but jay finna be my cup of coffee at night 😂😂😂
i know right
Now we know what Jay's gonna do to his friends once they end up in prison.
He will make vlogs of him bullying his friends in prison
0:34 I freaking died during this video, but no lie i miss cory who also made me laugh
That moment when Jay gets an angry email from cory's mom for showing him being beat up on youtube. LOL XD 🤣🤣🤣
They really love beating Cory up 😂😭
Yo they whooped his ass and I said "aw lmao they did him dirty. I thought poiised was gettin it first tho XD"
Bruh I thought he was LITERALLY gonna play with Cory etc.
Bruh sameee. We've been bamboozled.
It’s 1:15 here and I’m rly tired but I’m always in the mood for that dude
Period ✋😎
its 12:17 am here
i said the same thing
When it's 1:15 am but Jay just posted: Sleep? Who is that??
NO THE BILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY ADVANCEMENT MADE ME SO HAPPY
Cory and Jay feeling his presence made me cry and watching the play together made me happy
Damn I thought everyone was playing together again:( Miss those times
Bro why Cory getting his ass whooped like bruh 😂😂😂
The fact that this dude screws up his sleep schedule for us is crazy 🤣
Cory gets beaten like he owes everyone money lmao
Not him beating Jack and yelling “Top of the morning to ya!”
i’ve had such a stressful day and jay posting when i’m about to sleep is literally what i needed
Jay making a prison full of youtubers cannot end well
0:53
It's the old memories for me 😃
Cory broke someone's ankles so bad it killed them and went to prison. Too bad everyone wanted the chance to break his ankels
Hey Jay! You already know what I’m about to do lol
Fun facts; people eat at least 50,000 micro plastic particles each year. In Medieval times, black pepper was such a luxury that they used it to pay rents and taxes. And last but it least, you can’t inhale through your nose and talk at the same time!
I’ll be back for more! And you’re THAT DUDE!!