Super Mario Odyssey, Pheonix Wright/Miles Edgeworth investigations, Uncharted, Spider-Man/ Miles Morales PS4/PS5, Jak and Daxter, Batman Arkham series, Yoshi's crafted world, Plants vs Zombies, Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2, Donkey Kong 64, Zelda Ocarina of Time, and lastly the hardest one to judge Mario Party all good to evil
1upbinge, Please let this be the last time I have to ask you. Please make: Nintendo Heroes: Good to most good Good: Mario More good: Samus Aran Most good: Kirby Nintendo Villains: Dumb to brilliant Dumb: Bowser Smart: Ganondorf Brilliant: Fawful Nintendo Parents: Good to evil Good: Rosalina Neutral: King Rhoam Evil: Ghetsis Minecraft Mobs: Weak to powerful Weak: Zombie Strong: Enderman Powerful: Wither Indie game Villains: Evil to most evil Evil: Dr Fetus (Super meat boy) More evil: The devil (Cuphead) Most evil: Flowey (Undertale) I'm starting to think that you don't want to make videos in the comments and replies. PLEASE make it. I know you are better than this.
To be fair, even if kirby is unable to really do anything in the midnight brawl, he'd be more than capable of being durable enough to survive (and at the same time, his inhale is still a valid alternative to copy abilities.)
@CreepCalamity oh yeah….. that’s an odd detail they left out. And also he can call a litteral star from space that destroy everything in its path… and also he can just… eat bullets? I mean we know from the same “punching the world to destroy it” game that he’s got amazing reaction time, so I don’t think Kirby winning would be that crazy of an idea. And also he can spit things out after eating them, so he wouldn’t even have to kill anybody.
Fun fact: Kirby is strong enough to crack a planet in half, in one punch, and his stomach is also it’s own universe, HE. IS. A. WALKING. UNIVERSE! Edit: also Mario can drop kick a castle.
@@Jaboy-of5fw in the Archie comics, he’s faster than light so the robot wouldn’t even detect him (as shown be early comic iterations) I think it’s the Archie comics
Yeah, plus squid game, is all about being balanced, you just got to be decent at everything, and that's where Mario stands. Of course being highly skilled, everything would be nice, but we all know that there isn't anybody who's like that Even in this type of case so I just feel like mario would win
If Smash Bros had their version of Squid Game, it would have to be really more advanced. Far too many characters are faster than bullets to the point where a camera probably can't even see them move thus no detect them. They'd also dodge the bullet even if caught or cross the finish line before the 1st red light. A lot of characters are also basically bullet proof; so might need to replace bullets with some kind of FTL super lasers. Or better yet, make the E.M.M.I. the security guards.
Also, I call BS that Kirby and Ness get killed to early during the brawl fight; especially Kirby. If Kirby can tank galaxy hits from casual Cosmic destroyers with no notable injuries, he can tank hits from most other Smash players. He doesn't even need his section or copy ability, his pure physical might and speed get him far. Also, this might just be Ness' avatar rather than the real ness who transcends all time and space. But even as a kid, he tanks nuclear explosions to his face all the time and lives to tell about it. As for Tug of War, Mario going is also iffy. He's not a great team player, but his still tags with Luigi. And he can also lift entire castles with ease, which means he singlehandedly could pull entire teams. Though subpar with Wario or Kirby, but he's still strong. Samus can also carry 960x her weight with ease due to being native to Zebes canon gravity. Don't quote me just to bring up that infamous "Actually this guy on Twitter found another source that contradicts it". The only other source turned out to be 100% fabricated made by some guy who actually didn't even know Japanese and only made because of how some Battle Boarding threads turned out against his favor. But she has a far better chance at winning than Snake or Fox McCloud just from sheer strength alone. Tactics doesn't really work against someone strong enough to lift 10x your body weight let alone hundreds. With some even being able to lift billions or trillions of tons.
I feel like Sonic could have survived honeycomb because while he’s impatient, he might have been able to wear down the dalgona candy really fast, but precise enough to not break it. He immediately dies in tug-of-war, though. He’s not known for his strength.
UM-He Can Convert His Insane Speed to Pull-Force, I Doubt Tug-Of-War is a REAL Issue while yes he Doesn't have the-WAIT-WHAT THE ACTUAL Shit is this None-Sense? Sonic Strength is Listed as "UNBEATABLE" in the japanese Manuals-WHAT?!
@@geomania8533 if you are talking about Marbles then Sonic can just Open the Bag of someone Marbles and Steal ALL Of it without Actively trying to be hostile or Even giving his Opponents Much time to React to his Action Considering HOW Fast he is.
Ok I really disagree with that final round of snake losing. They're both fighters and yes snakes a stealth warrior, however since neither has a weapon, I believe snake would have the advantage considering he fights much more with his hands and would likely suffocate marth
@@Brolylomaniac I mean Snake is a master of CQC which involves anything that can control your enemy in which case he can disarm Marth or bring a knife with him just like in the games
I feel like Mega Man would survive, even if he gets eliminated, the guards just wouldn't be able to kill him because of his armour Edit: He might even start attacking the guards because of Asimov's law, yes he can't bring harm to a human, but he also can't let a human get hurt because he didn't do anything to prevent it
I feel like sonic would survive if he made it to glass because since he can move faster than the speed of light in base he would run on the glass before it could break
I feel like Pac-Man should be able to survive the midnight brawl due to one reason: the Pac-Man world series. He has moves such as the Rev Roll and Butt Bounce, and I think they would fit into the category of moves he can use, due to the fact that these aren't unlocked, but rather given to him directly at the start. These could be used for evasion, speeding around and getting to high places, plus he is shown to be a competent fighter in Pac Man World 3, being able to take on hordes of enemies and having some acrobatic skill. He would pretty much be killed in the tug of war, but I feel he would be able to make it to that at the very least.
Yeah no snake isn't just an assassin, have you forgotten he was in the military and know CQC and CQB. Basically he know a collection of various fighting styles and could use that to fight Marth. Sure you can say that Marth has some combat training, but he know more sword combat than hand to hand hence why Snake would beat Marth in the end
Marth took down grown up armored knights at age 14 with no gear and a sword. With his gifted skills he can take snake down. Marth is insanely fast in his games, and has survived powerful blows from dragons
Snake has took on metal gears time and time again, basically mech suits/robots. He has went into, what basically a microwave. He was being heated inside and out which is worse than a Dragon. Not gonna down play it, dragons are hard to beat, but would you rather be burned externally or be burned internally and externally. Even then Snake was literally made to be a perfect soldier, being a clone of the Big Boss and was supposed to surpass him. Snake has fought with experienced military personnel in hand to hand combat multiple times even fought liquid snake who is basically supposed to be Solid snake.
That and it isn't a fight to the death like they say, the fight at the end of the show was due to rising tensions that made them stop playing the game properly and turn it into a outright brawl Assuming Marth/Snake actually play the game properly (aka one running around the squid and the other trying to push the attacker out of the ring) it would be more about speed and possibly wrestling/pushing skills. Which gives snake a bigger chance
6:00 spoiler alert "Kirby without copy ability is fairly harmless" Anyone slightly familiar with kirby's true power: is this a joke? It better be a joke... oh boy it's not a joke... do i tell him or just let this one slide? I'll tell him: no one in the roster can kill kirby, he just take world-ending attacks like they're nothing.
@@paulhaney1009 then i guess bowser can't have his shell, king k rool shouldn't have the strongest bite of the animal kingdom, jigglypuff can't use his vocal capabilities at all, the unclear classification of "broken ability" is even not considering parts of his body anymore? And i didn't say kirby would use world wnding attacks, i said he can be hit by one and walk of as if nothing have happende, you litteraly can't kill kirby.
Kirby could straight up Dominate, and even take down the Squid Games. He is somewhat intelligent and level-headed, so he could survive Red Light Green Light. He also has enough strength to hit through planets, he has the ability to puff him self up to (kinda) float and fly around to help with the glass stepping stones, he could EASILY survive the Midnight Brawl due to his already aforementioned strength, and said strength would help him get through Tug Of War. Some may say he can’t beat Marbles, but all he would have to do is eat his opponents Marbles to Win. And If you think Kirby can’t win the Squid Game, you must not have listened to this comment. (Have you seen the Dudes Up Throw? He would TOTALLY dominate in either position.) And once the games are over, he would easily take down Squid Game due to the rules likely no longer applying after he wins, and Kirby with Copy Abilities is a force to be reckoned with. So overall, with Kirby in the Mix, Squid Game is as good as Gone.
@@miscellaneoof they may happen, but Kirby would be able to know what would happen if he ate it, and In the Video, Kirby Survived it, so It sounds like he would pass this round, but would struggle with it the most.
@@josiahthediscontinued9976 what, the same stupid video that killed off ness in midnight brawl and called mario not that strong even though he can chuck bowser and lift entire castles without breaking a sweat, not to mention he is experienced in tug of war.
@@josiahthediscontinued9976 he probably see the cookie and try to eat it. And during the game he'd carve it in the nick of time due to him wanting to eat it. But you know. Im not getting over how they killed mario and samus in tug of war of all things
I feel it’s kind of unfair to completely strip the strongest characters of their powers - such as kirby, bayonetta and shulk - because at their strongest, their powers do not come from weapons. They come from inherent abilities, such as kirby and shulk basically becoming gods at times, when some characters such as sonic still get to keep their powers. Also there was a heavy bias towards marth the entire video, because snake could easily beat him in every scenario.
I don't know about easy beat Marth. Marth has survived two continental spanning wars with magic and dragons on the field. In fact he's incredibly broken in both games. Not to mention in most cases outside of the final squid game they likely wouldn't be facing off against each other. I'd really only argue for Snake's CQC giving him and advantage against Marth in that scenario but otherwise they are definitely the most evenly matched.
Marth is fast enough to dodge lightning and tough enough to tank 15 kiloton meteors without his Falchion, which beats every physical melee feat Snake has. Though, I agree on the rest, in fact almost no one would be killed by Squid Game guards considering how fast and tough Nintendo characters are. Unless Giygas or someone is hosting the games and Chozo statues and EMMI are the guards, it is too easy for most of these Superhuman characters.
Most of Marths training would be with a sword, while most of Snakes would be with guns and barehanded, and since this is with only a small knife for a weapon, Snake would beat Marth training-wise.
@@kinger8471 Agreed, but then there's things like Marth being able to dodge lightning spells, fight off whole army's by himself and tank hits from dragons. Does Snakes training make up for the difference in feats. Also most swordsman are also trained in side arms like a knife too so I'd actually give the advantage to Marth in terms of being a more experienced dualist.
@@kinger8471 historically, all knights trained with quarter staves before they trained with swords or lances. And samurai trained with bo staves before they did katanas or naginatas. And swinging melee weapons aren't too much different than punches. Also, superhuman strength and speed gaps often make skill difference not so relevant.
9:15 I understand what your getting at, but in the manga (which is confirmed to be canon), samus is given chozo DNA which amplifies her strength significantly. Thats why she can jump so high in her games and lug around that heavy suit.
snake would proooobably beat marth in a fight. marth has never really been shown to be proficient in hand to hand combat. which snake absolutely is. and marth definitely is more compassionate and has less of a drive to survive than snake. and this is coming from someone who loves FE and knows almost nothing about metal gear edit, otherwise this is a fantastic video! and i was literally thinking that's how kazuya would go right when you said he was included.
@@TheKYLEdavid that's actually a good point. i haven't actually watched it myself, so i didn't remember. but unfortunately as far as i know, snake actually has a lot of experience fighting with knives in particular. marth does not, and trust me, i wanted marth to win. but i just don't think he would
Actually, you realistically need to be a strong puncher to be a strong swordsman. Marth also has better speed and durability feats than Snake via Bolting and Meteors.
Marth can tank through lightning, and is one of the fastest characters in his game since he is a lord. He is very experienced in swords. He definitely has a need to survive to save himself, in his games he is very determined to win and against all odds he is triumphant in his games.
Yeah, Fire Emblem is a Verse where even average foot soldiers are fast enough to dodge lightning and tough to tank meteors with impacts similar to the Little Boy Nuke dropped on Hiroshima. And Marth is outrageously strong even said verse without his Legendary Falchion. He's stronger than Ymir who is strong enough to fend off entire armies of soldiers in the like. Not to mention, as of Genealogy of the Holy War, some characters have things called Holy Bloods; which makes some characters outrageously strong than all their peers and enables them to carry holy weapons that most other characters cannot draw from scabbards or lift if unsheathed. And Marth has the Holy Blood of Naga, which is the one required for Falchion as well as the Holy Blood arguably the strongest.
Question how do you remove kirby's copy ability, I mean it's literally apart of himself cause if that's so then sonic shouldn't have his super speed with him either
kirby could float or simplyjust inhale a fool that walks up to them kirby does not need copy abilitys to fight also cant kirby just inhale the gun or kill evrey one in sight before they had a chance same with sonic
I think with Ness' size he'd make it past the brawl being able to hide and he does fight 1v1 early early in EB in a wave of police officers, he works well on a team so I think he'd be fine in tug of war too. Could also see him move on past marbles while not a manipulator, he isn't known to be manipulated easily. He doesn't seem to have an ego so he could make it past glass stepping stones. Y'all had Bobby Hill win against Boomhouer who is a Texas Ranger and likely has some basic combat training for his job while Bobby fighting is a kick to the nuts.
I also think that kirby does have a shot in the midnight brawl, mainly because they can swallow another person and use their powers and if all else fails, just float to the top of the room and wait for things to die down
@@randomsnapperson8008 Kirby is strong enough to crack a planet in half, in one punch, and you can defeat most of the Kirby bosses without a copy ability.
Mario should’ve survived tug of war because in the first Mario Party, one of the mini games was Tug of war. Not only is that a sign of strength and teamwork, it also proves that Mario doesn’t get blisters from spinning of joystick. Lol
I have some real problems with how some of these characters are dyeing it really seems like it's been made to favour set characters over actually considering the chances they could win each event. Additionally some of the info is a little wrong banjo is lazy not a coward this means he is more likely to find a cheap way to do things sure it could get him out in the second round but he should survive the first round as he is not a coward. He would likely hide behind a person to cross. With that being said I do feel like tactics weren't considered here and it focused fully on personality.
Kazuya is NOT a hero he is a villain so that's mistake number 1. Also Link would ANNIHILATE the competition and no the marbles game would NOT be his downfall as Link is highly adaptive and highly intelligent so he would see a manipulation attempt coming and due to him being an excellent problem solver he himself would be a master manipulator.
People fail to realize Marth is fast enough to dodge real lightning on a regular basis, overpowered dragons without his Holy Blood Weapons, and tanked meteors that exceed 15 kilotons of tnt equivalent. Yes, Snakes has his share of superhuman feats, but Marth has a lot more.
@@helpstapde6611 That is game mechanics. Also, you get knives for the final squid game round. Also, historically, all swordsmen are skilled at fighting with staves and bare hands before learning swordsman ship. The strength and speed gap are still far too great in Marth's favor.
I just can't accept snake losing tk Marth, I played both games and know that Marth is a skilled warrior but a skilled Warrior of the sword. Where snake is legit military trained in close quarter combat and know how to use a variety of weapons. So how does that make sense that Marth wins, it's rigged
"While the meme is that kirby is the strongest being in the multiverse, he's nothing without his copy abilities." Who said that was a meme? Kirby could literally inhale everyone in the room if he wanted to. He's also suprisingly durable taking hits from god like beings. On top of that, kirby once split a planet in half.
Kirby wouldn't die to the midnight brawl - he's too durable and squishy to die to that. He would definitely die in the cutting game as he would probably eat the entire thing without cutting it. I'm pretty sure Samus wouldn't die to the tug of war since iirc she was in the federation force or something like that where she had to be a team player. Also, I'm pretty sure Marth doesn't have much hand-to-hand combat experience, and since Ness's bat isn't allowed, I'm pretty sure Marth's sword wouldn't be either, meaning Snake would win.
Even then, Kirby probably wouldn't actually die in the cutting game, as he'd probably just eat the guns as well. The folks would either have to kindly ask him to leave, or face Kirby as he takes down the Squid Game and frees everyone. To sum up, Kirby's just too powerful for Squid Game.
6:34 Kirby can still eat his opponents And probably will because he would be malnourished,he can’t live in a diet that consists of just milk,He will want Roasted chicken,Human meat,etc But I see him dying in honeycomb because he eats the cookie but if they had their powers he’d conveniently Burp out the star shaped cookie
@@gam360y OH-So Technically Kirby Doesn't Actually Break the Cookie. Which means that If a Squid Person Explain to him like a Baby like Squid Employee:Your not Suppose to Eat the Cookie, Your Suppose to Get the Outlined Shape Out of the Circle Kirby:Oh-*Spits the Cookie out and Breaks the Cookie That Perfectly Resembles the Shape of the Cookie*-Done. I Mean-the Rule didn't Say that you can't it then spit it back out, but Normally would've been a idiotic Thing to Do-EXCEPT This is Kirby we are talking about and kirby Stomach is a Literal Galaxy. So the Cookie wouldn't be harmed in the Stomach because- SPAAAAAACE!!!- And Kirby CAN Spit it back out, so Kirby can still move on.
Kirby isn't a Baby in the Game and HAS Some Critical Thinking Levels like "The Stars would be Brighter IF Not for Necrodius" or something along the Lines, which is Rather Deep if you think about it.
Bayonetta: killed several omnipotent beings Sonic: can move faster than light Sephiroth: succeeded in singlehandedly ending the entire world GEE I WONDER IF THEY COULD BEAT SQUID GAME?
@@Go-OnR Take away the second game and he pretty much uses his speed to win all the other games.......maybe not the rope one but definitely the other games for sure.
He has also lifted a 365,000 TON castle, With ONE percent of His Strength, And swam out of a black hole, And played Tug of war in Mario party, He would kill the guards that Try to kill Him.
"Without his copy ability he's harmless." Meanwhile, Kirby cracking Planets with one punch. "He lacks in the strength category" Meanwhile, Mario yeeting fricking bowser, who is the freaking heaviest fighter.
I feel like they were a bit unfair to Ness. Even without his PSI powers, Ness still literally absorbed the power of the entire Earth and gained enough physical strength where him punching a regular human without weapons would still one shot them. Ness also gains incredible health. Ness has the health of 10 to 15 fully grown adults after absorbing the power of the planet.
9:03 What are you talking about Mario actually has a lot of strength: He can smash bricks, concrete and ice with his bare hands (Before you say anything yes, I know Mario can't do this in the 2D games without a mushroom, but in the 3D games he doesn't need one) Has smashed tanks, icebergs and rocks with a ground pound Has jumped several times his own height Can pick up and throw Bowser at a fair distance Can carry a full-sized Luigi and two full-sized Toads over his shoulders while running and jumping All without power ups Size is not a factor when determining strength I'm sure Mario has more than enough strength to help his team and win.
Wickedbinge:The wind is blowing, volcanoes blowing, I post another squid game video over and over. Me:How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
I'm a tiny bit iffy on Joker losing on Tug of War. If we are talking just Ren, he would still have a good chance. He works out doing pull-ups in the real world and he has great teamwork with the other phantom thieves (even if it's just their real-life selves). He would also be intelligent to know a strategy to win.
Tbh I'm surprised you included Sonic regardless, I mean, even if he lost a game/round. He'd just keep dashing around the room until either every single person armed with a gun shot him down, or they gave up and just let him go.
Proof that Mario can survive Tug of War: Wario survived due to being a good team player and having the strength as well. Mario is a good team player but according to this video he doesn’t have the strength needed to win. However, in Mario Party there are tug of war minigames where it is shown that all of the characters have the same rope pulling strength (unless they are in the Bowser suit). Therefore, when it comes to tug of war, Mario and Wario have the same amount of strength, so therefore Mario would also survive the round. I’m not sure how much farther he would make it after that though
@@TheKYLEdavid The only Mario Party games to have a tug of war minigame are 1, Super, Top 100, and Superstars. Toad isn’t playable in any of those games
A few things To make things even worse for Olimar in the Midnight Brawl, he usually doesn't fight on his own, usually needing to rely on Pikmin to take down enemies in his series, sure, he can punch, but it never really does that much damage, even against simple eggs, and again, sure, he would be stronger if scaled up, but he would probably not be much stronger than a normal man, and it doesn't help his case that he doesn't have much combat experience without Pikmin especially outside of PNF-404. So, yeah, Olimar is out of luck in the Midnight Brawl, but hey, he would probably do very well in the two actual games before hand I feel like Wario could get out earlier to be honest, I could easily see him screwing up and getting shot in Red Light Green Light, or even panicking slightly once someone else does, and even if he did get past there, he has big strong hands, making things harder for him when it comes to cutting the cookie, and again, I could easily see him eating the cookie before the challenge is actually announced. Sure, you could say he would try to stay focused since he's aware of the prize, but it would also make sense for him to be too blinded by the prize to really pay attention, possibly leading to his down fall. And lastly, I was kind of expecting Snake to win the Squid Game against Marth, because I think he has better hand ti hand combat experience than Marth does, and he is far more stealthy, both of which would help tremendously.
I think marth should still win, he has been able to tank through dragons and lightning. And is one of the fastest units in fire emblem because he is classed as a lord. He is also very strong and skilled with a sword. Also I don’t think stealth would really help if it’s just the two of them
@@-Puppet- Well, I don't think actual character stats are bring factored into the video that much, I mean I'm pretty sure 2 thirds of this cast would survive gunshots with no real issue, though the speed thing is fair, definitely would give Marth an edge in that department. However, the sword thing doesn't really matter here since he wouldn't be able to use it here or in any of the other challenges, just a hand to hand.combat experience, and being Stealthy, from my understanding, is a good strategy to try and win the final challenge, as you will be able to approach the target with ease and sneak away unscathed and all that.
That’s only in the American version, I’m the Japanese version he stops when he gets reminded of the laws, so it’s kinda 50/50 on whether or not they apply to him
I feel like Wario should join the villians round too because he did some rotten stuff too in smash and against Mario he is an Anti hero not a hero. Thus meaning he is still a villain.
How in the frick does marth beat snake in hand to hand combat?!? Snake disarms and takes out like 5 highly trained dudes with guns using nothing but CQC
Man...the amount of inconsistencies, errors and biases in this video are astonishing. Literally the entire comment section is arguing why the video is wrong. Bravo, 1 up Binge, bravo 👏
I was literally wheezing at the last one. So you are telling me "Snake doesn't have the fighting skills against someone moderately higher than him. He Is a assassin, not a warrior." Snake literally went hand on hand vs his superior clone (Liquid Snake) vs The Boss (his former mentor) vs cyborg ninjas (Raiden and such) and is smart enough to maneuver Metal Gears, the smartest pieces of tech of his world, alongside tricking and outmanouver people all the time and you are telling me someone with superior Fox Hound and military training fails against someone with old school medieval fighting skills? Really? Like...really? Yeah Marth is experienced fighting opponents but all of them are medieval ages not advanced military with superior hand to hand training like Snake. What the actual shit.
To start off I’m pretty sure most of the characters wouldn’t be killed by guns in the first place. Sonic could just run around the bullets because he is so fast, Megaman would barely be harmed by it at all, and Kirby would probably just inhale the bullets to become Gun Kirby
Kirby dying in the Midnight Brawl makes less sense than maybe at Marbles. The guy is so small and squishy, he'd likely be able to hide under a bed and be practically invisible under the shadows.
Mario - has entire series of games based on being in a party , has partners he works directly with in most games and is loved by everyone. Binge: "I'm just gunna ignore that".
@@CGFillertextI approve! In the entire series, the two are shown to deeply care about each other. 3/4 of the moments Mario rescues Luigi or vice versa, they’re hugging! ❤️💚
Kirby "without his copy ability is fairly harmless" he says, forgetting or ignoring that Kirby's mouth is functionally a black hole and his stomach is a literal pocket universe.
I would have to disagree with Kirby and Ness. Even if Ness may have died in the midnight brawl, they gave glass bottles to the players for the actual purpose of weapons. I have no doubt they’d do the same here. Kirby is pretty much impossible to disarm as well, seeing that he had a whole pocket dimension inside his belly.
Here's some robots that should compete in Squid Game: T-800 (Terminator) Alex Murphy (RoboCop) Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Duo (Atlas and P-Body) Mark 43 in Sentry Mode (Iron Man) R2-D2 or K-2SO (Star Wars) Sonny (I, Robot) Astro Boy (Astro Boy series) R.O.B (Super Smash Bros.) Baymax (Big Hero 6) Pal Max (TMvTM) Cody (Robosapien: Rebooted) WALL-E or Stewart (WALL-E) XJ9/Jenny (MLAATR)
"He would be basically useless without his xopy abilities." Quick reminder that kirby threw a worm 30 times his size to the sun, make it circle around it perfectly, and come back with a perfectly cooked worm IN AN EVEN BIGGER FRYING PAN.
Alternative ending: Kirby hides through the midnight brawl then eats the Tug of War rope Also yes absorbing counts as a physical ability so he gets to bring it here
Something you forgot to include in the red light green light analysis was that you could sabotage others. Same with a lot of other games. For example, wario would probably kill off 1 or 2 unintelligent characters at the beginning. It would have to be based on characters paranoid or smart enough to stay away from others because of how aware they are of the danger. For example, this kills luigi off at the beginning due to him not being the best thinker. Sure, he made it through a few haunted houses. He wins by doing nothing. BUT, as long as he stays near others, he is really likely to be eliminated. (sorry luigi mains, all seven of you. I feel you -luigi main)
I was gonna get super pissed that Kirby didn't survive the midnight brawl, but then someone pointed out he'd have absolutely no chance at honeycombs (I don't know how you or I missed that) so I'll let it slide _just this once._ What I WON'T let slide is saying Marth would beat Snake in the squid game. Snake is not just an assassin, he a master of hand-to-hand combat, and probably overall stronger than Marth. Marth himself is a swordsman and not used to fighting without a weapon, he would totally lose this duel.
@@livivindle9912 because in the first round Sonic beat it easily all because of his super speed. However if everyone had their powers, Ness could hit himself with PK Thunder and make it across the finish line quickly too
Considering Joker's strength in the metaverse also comes from his actual strength and not just "funny spirit go brrrrrr" I do think Joker had a decent chance at surviving tug of war, and just because I feel like adding it, considering as Ren Amamiya even without any metaverse stuff he still is a good tactician because of his social life so I do feel he'd also make it past the marbles
So glad I found someone who said this. Joker gets his powers from the Metaverse, but he himself, still has enough strength when it's just himself in the real world.
PROBLEMS: 1. I feel like Mario should have gone further. Not only is he extremely strong (Ex. lifting Bowser, lifting castles) , but he also works very well in a team. Not only with people with he's known for a long time (Luigi and Peach) , but also with people like Geno and Mallow. People who he has never worked with before. 2. How in the bloody hell does Marth beat Snake? Maybe i'm missing something because i've never played FE, but Snake has hand to hand combat experience whilst Marth is only good with a sword.
You’re a hundred percent right in both cases. It doesn’t make sense how Mario loses the tug of war challenge. In fact, he’s the last character I would imagine losing the tug of war challenge due to the fact he already has a game where one of the most infamous mini games is an actual tug of war, which he is more than likely to win. Second off his canonical feats are way too strong to even say no. Guy punches bricks with his fist for a living. What, are you gonna say that kind of guy isn’t strong?
3. I understand Fox is used to manipulation, thanks to that son of a pig that is Pigma, but the red fox got manipulated by the pig several times. To be more precise, he and his team received a destress signal from someone… only to later find out it was Pigma who pretended to be in danger to lure Fox, Peppy, Slippy and Falco in a trap.
@@JuJu-bq9uq except this is literally a test for a person's individual skills where they're not allowed to use outside resources just thier own raw talents and skills.
@@BadringerGronger Kirby Being able to Fly is NOT A Power because its Simply not a Super-Power that should be taken away. And Even for Some Stupid Reason that was taken away from Kirby, Kirby wouldn't even need it considering he is Super-Powered in Natural Strength and Friendship.
I feel like y’all didn’t really clarify what it means not to have “powers” in the arena. Like kirby not having the copy ability? How do you take away kirby’s copy ability it’s just a thing he has that’s like taking away a person’s ability to see
Another problem is that they allowed min min in the game yet she is basically a living weapon and you cant just take away her arms without taking her away completely. Also where are the miis
Luigi Squid Games Red Light Green Light: Luigi does nothing, and Sonic careens into him. Sonic’s momentum launches Luigi to the end. Honeycomb: The treat falls from Luigi’s hands, and happens to break in the perfect shape. Brawl: Nobody can see Luigi as he is doing absolutely nothing. Those that do think he is already dead Tug of War: Luigi gets paired up with all of the strongest characters, free win. Marbles: Luigi’s opponent moves to steal his marbles, but trips, knocking their own bag into Luigi’s hands. The guard sees it and promptly declares Luigi the winner. Glass stepping stones: The person behind Luigi is Wario, who gets frustrated that Luigi is doing nothing. He punches Luigi, the force skipping Luigi across a few pieces of tempered glass, and onto the other platform. Squid Game: Luigi’s opponent makes a move to rush Luigi, trips, and impales themselves in the neck. They fall into Luigi, knocking him into the victory area.
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Super Mario Odyssey, Pheonix Wright/Miles Edgeworth investigations, Uncharted, Spider-Man/ Miles Morales PS4/PS5, Jak and Daxter, Batman Arkham series, Yoshi's crafted world, Plants vs Zombies, Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2, Donkey Kong 64, Zelda Ocarina of Time, and lastly the hardest one to judge Mario Party all good to evil
If we do one with MCU characters
Ok
How about one of your channel does a Pokemon Anime Villains Squid Game?
1upbinge, Please let this be the last time I have to ask you. Please make:
Nintendo Heroes: Good to most good
Good: Mario
More good: Samus Aran
Most good: Kirby
Nintendo Villains: Dumb to brilliant
Dumb: Bowser
Smart: Ganondorf
Brilliant: Fawful
Nintendo Parents: Good to evil
Good: Rosalina
Neutral: King Rhoam
Evil: Ghetsis
Minecraft Mobs: Weak to powerful
Weak: Zombie
Strong: Enderman
Powerful: Wither
Indie game Villains: Evil to most evil
Evil: Dr Fetus (Super meat boy)
More evil: The devil (Cuphead)
Most evil: Flowey (Undertale)
I'm starting to think that you don't want to make videos in the comments and replies. PLEASE make it. I know you are better than this.
We all know that the only reason Waluigi wasn't in Smash was because he would have beat them all silly with his supreme Squid Game skills.
Wrong, he would be the first person to die.
@@chadpeterson5698 With his fearsome tennis racket? I doubt it.
@@Switch_Lens except he literally fits the loosing side for every category.
@@chadpeterson5698 It’s a joke, dummy
Totally
" without his copy ability he's harmless" so they're just ignoring how kirby can hit an asteroid 999 lightyears away without a copy ability?
For me the bigger issue is he didn’t immediately eat his Honeycomb.
Kirby is strong enough to crack a planet in half, in one punch.
@@thedoglovinggamer5825 That too
But not 1000
Facts
It’s obvious that Inkling would win.
I knew it I knew knew it knew it knew it
i'm ashamed to admit that this took me a second
I'm gonna be honest. For the first couple weeks that I heard about Squid Game, I though it was just another Splatoon game.
@@alanbrad4564 I did too
Sorry, I forgot to laugh
"Mario lacks in the strength catagory" Also Mario: casually punching through bricks
He can also DROP KICK A CASTLE LIKE ITS NOTHING!
@@thedoglovinggamer5825 he literally survived a black hole by using his arms to swim his way out
@@RemasteredTeam TRUE
Oh and also, so long-a bowser.. like he just picked him up even though bower's like twice his size and spun him like nothin
@@woah6628 Mario says so “long king Bowser”
To be fair, even if kirby is unable to really do anything in the midnight brawl, he'd be more than capable of being durable enough to survive (and at the same time, his inhale is still a valid alternative to copy abilities.)
@CreepCalamity oh yeah….. that’s an odd detail they left out. And also he can call a litteral star from space that destroy everything in its path… and also he can just… eat bullets? I mean we know from the same “punching the world to destroy it” game that he’s got amazing reaction time, so I don’t think Kirby winning would be that crazy of an idea. And also he can spit things out after eating them, so he wouldn’t even have to kill anybody.
While I don’t think he would’ve passed marbels he should’ve passed the midnight brawl
M o u t h f u l l m o d e
And he could just fly above the battlefield. That still counts as hiding, right ?
Fun fact: Kirby is strong enough to crack a planet in half, in one punch, and his stomach is also it’s own universe, HE. IS. A. WALKING. UNIVERSE!
Edit: also Mario can drop kick a castle.
mario go wee
I knew sonic would pass red light green light According to the game Sonic is the fastest playable character
If Sonic used his actual canon speed he would dominate Red light green light
@@Jaboy-of5fw yep lol
@@Jaboy-of5fw in the Archie comics, he’s faster than light so the robot wouldn’t even detect him (as shown be early comic iterations) I think it’s the Archie comics
Ridley side special: are you challenging me?
I knew Sonic would die in The honeycomb. I wish he was the winner tho :(
“Without the copy ability, he is basically harmless”
*Laughs in side special*
*laughs in "no weapons or tools"*
@@bredbug5891 *laughs in oh crap I screwed up*
*Laughs in megaton punch*
*and the fact almost all bosses can be beaten without copy abilities*
*laughs in down special spam*
*laughs in s u c c*
9:05 "mario lacks strength"
Hasn't he been able to chuck bowser around like a rag doll, like in mario 64
He even lifted an entire castle once
@@TTastic-pb5nt that's even more impressive!
Yeah, plus squid game, is all about being balanced, you just got to be decent at everything, and that's where Mario stands. Of course being highly skilled, everything would be nice, but we all know that there isn't anybody who's like that Even in this type of case so I just feel like mario would win
That’s what I said
@@firedust1515 it doesn’t even make sense, because sonic in the first round blitz through
If Smash Bros had their version of Squid Game, it would have to be really more advanced. Far too many characters are faster than bullets to the point where a camera probably can't even see them move thus no detect them. They'd also dodge the bullet even if caught or cross the finish line before the 1st red light. A lot of characters are also basically bullet proof; so might need to replace bullets with some kind of FTL super lasers. Or better yet, make the E.M.M.I. the security guards.
Also, I call BS that Kirby and Ness get killed to early during the brawl fight; especially Kirby. If Kirby can tank galaxy hits from casual Cosmic destroyers with no notable injuries, he can tank hits from most other Smash players. He doesn't even need his section or copy ability, his pure physical might and speed get him far. Also, this might just be Ness' avatar rather than the real ness who transcends all time and space. But even as a kid, he tanks nuclear explosions to his face all the time and lives to tell about it.
As for Tug of War, Mario going is also iffy. He's not a great team player, but his still tags with Luigi. And he can also lift entire castles with ease, which means he singlehandedly could pull entire teams. Though subpar with Wario or Kirby, but he's still strong. Samus can also carry 960x her weight with ease due to being native to Zebes canon gravity. Don't quote me just to bring up that infamous "Actually this guy on Twitter found another source that contradicts it". The only other source turned out to be 100% fabricated made by some guy who actually didn't even know Japanese and only made because of how some Battle Boarding threads turned out against his favor. But she has a far better chance at winning than Snake or Fox McCloud just from sheer strength alone. Tactics doesn't really work against someone strong enough to lift 10x your body weight let alone hundreds. With some even being able to lift billions or trillions of tons.
@@darkdragonmedeus705 thank you for bringing knowledge 👍
@@shrekenjoyerp3126 yeah mario can carry a trillion tons with calculation.
Literally everybody would win
Undogable Homing destroy superlaser
I feel like Sonic could have survived honeycomb because while he’s impatient, he might have been able to wear down the dalgona candy really fast, but precise enough to not break it. He immediately dies in tug-of-war, though. He’s not known for his strength.
UM-He Can Convert His Insane Speed to Pull-Force, I Doubt Tug-Of-War is a REAL Issue while yes he Doesn't have the-WAIT-WHAT THE ACTUAL Shit is this None-Sense? Sonic Strength is Listed as "UNBEATABLE" in the japanese Manuals-WHAT?!
Point is-Sonic I Believe Can Easily Pass the Tug-Of-War even if he isn't known for his strength.
@@roboplayer5133 good point
What bout the events that include brains? Doubt he'd win with that. Especially since when it comes to plans, he usually relies on Tails for yjat
@@geomania8533 if you are talking about Marbles then Sonic can just Open the Bag of someone Marbles and Steal ALL Of it without Actively trying to be hostile or Even giving his Opponents Much time to React to his Action Considering HOW Fast he is.
Ok I really disagree with that final round of snake losing. They're both fighters and yes snakes a stealth warrior, however since neither has a weapon, I believe snake would have the advantage considering he fights much more with his hands and would likely suffocate marth
“Marth wins against snake in a one to one combat”
“Alright. How?”
“…….”
I was looking for someone to say this. It just doesn’t make any sense to me for the swordsman to win in a fight against snake without his sword.
a perfect example of Snake winning against Marth in the final round
MGS4 Old Snake vs Liquid Ocelot
no stealth just pure hand to hand skills
Marth could just bring In knife of something to substitute a sword like what happened in the show
@@Brolylomaniac I mean
Snake is a master of CQC which involves anything that can control your enemy
in which case he can disarm Marth
or bring a knife with him just like in the games
I feel like Mega Man would survive, even if he gets eliminated, the guards just wouldn't be able to kill him because of his armour
Edit: He might even start attacking the guards because of Asimov's law, yes he can't bring harm to a human, but he also can't let a human get hurt because he didn't do anything to prevent it
Megaman is just struggling with his programming and choices
I feel like sonic would survive if he made it to glass because since he can move faster than the speed of light in base he would run on the glass before it could break
Pretty much no one 2ould actually die because everyone who isn't Oliver or Wii Fit Trainer is vastly superhuman were bullets can't kill them.
I think kirby would win
Didn't he eventually develop past that law in Megaman 8?
Kirby is still a powerful entity without a copy ability though
Also, he’s 8 inches tall so he could hide and/or dodge well
@@mr.sniffly5297 along with being able to deflate and float, meaning that Kirby has all kinds of potential spots
@@Hamantha i like kirby also but he wouldn't pass the umbrella cookie game.
@@GameAGuy yeah thats the sad part
@@GameAGuy yeah no, although idk he could really die to a bullet, he’s Malleable af
I feel like Pac-Man should be able to survive the midnight brawl due to one reason: the Pac-Man world series. He has moves such as the Rev Roll and Butt Bounce, and I think they would fit into the category of moves he can use, due to the fact that these aren't unlocked, but rather given to him directly at the start. These could be used for evasion, speeding around and getting to high places, plus he is shown to be a competent fighter in Pac Man World 3, being able to take on hordes of enemies and having some acrobatic skill. He would pretty much be killed in the tug of war, but I feel he would be able to make it to that at the very least.
I was looking for a comment like this
What about that one time he fought in tekken
yeah but he's literally bright yellow
Yeah no snake isn't just an assassin, have you forgotten he was in the military and know CQC and CQB. Basically he know a collection of various fighting styles and could use that to fight Marth. Sure you can say that Marth has some combat training, but he know more sword combat than hand to hand hence why Snake would beat Marth in the end
Marth took down grown up armored knights at age 14 with no gear and a sword. With his gifted skills he can take snake down. Marth is insanely fast in his games, and has survived powerful blows from dragons
Snake has took on metal gears time and time again, basically mech suits/robots. He has went into, what basically a microwave. He was being heated inside and out which is worse than a Dragon. Not gonna down play it, dragons are hard to beat, but would you rather be burned externally or be burned internally and externally. Even then Snake was literally made to be a perfect soldier, being a clone of the Big Boss and was supposed to surpass him. Snake has fought with experienced military personnel in hand to hand combat multiple times even fought liquid snake who is basically supposed to be Solid snake.
That and it isn't a fight to the death like they say, the fight at the end of the show was due to rising tensions that made them stop playing the game properly and turn it into a outright brawl
Assuming Marth/Snake actually play the game properly (aka one running around the squid and the other trying to push the attacker out of the ring) it would be more about speed and possibly wrestling/pushing skills. Which gives snake a bigger chance
6:00 spoiler alert
"Kirby without copy ability is fairly harmless"
Anyone slightly familiar with kirby's true power: is this a joke? It better be a joke... oh boy it's not a joke... do i tell him or just let this one slide?
I'll tell him: no one in the roster can kill kirby, he just take world-ending attacks like they're nothing.
Yeah kirby I one of the most powerful fighters in smash bros
They said that the fighters aren't to use their weapons or insane abilities
@@paulhaney1009 this isn't an copy ability, kirby is just naturaly super tough.
@@uchihajunior5648 well yeah but still, world ending attacks shouldn't be allowed either, mainly because it gives Kirby an unfair advantage.
@@paulhaney1009 then i guess bowser can't have his shell, king k rool shouldn't have the strongest bite of the animal kingdom, jigglypuff can't use his vocal capabilities at all, the unclear classification of "broken ability" is even not considering parts of his body anymore? And i didn't say kirby would use world wnding attacks, i said he can be hit by one and walk of as if nothing have happende, you litteraly can't kill kirby.
Personally I think Mario would last longer he's great with teamwork and I feel like people underestimate his strength
Kirby could straight up Dominate, and even take down the Squid Games. He is somewhat intelligent and level-headed, so he could survive Red Light Green Light. He also has enough strength to hit through planets, he has the ability to puff him self up to (kinda) float and fly around to help with the glass stepping stones, he could EASILY survive the Midnight Brawl due to his already aforementioned strength, and said strength would help him get through Tug Of War. Some may say he can’t beat Marbles, but all he would have to do is eat his opponents Marbles to Win. And If you think Kirby can’t win the Squid Game, you must not have listened to this comment. (Have you seen the Dudes Up Throw? He would TOTALLY dominate in either position.) And once the games are over, he would easily take down Squid Game due to the rules likely no longer applying after he wins, and Kirby with Copy Abilities is a force to be reckoned with. So overall, with Kirby in the Mix, Squid Game is as good as Gone.
He’s just eat the whole sugar honeycomb and lose instantly in round 2
@@miscellaneoof they may happen, but Kirby would be able to know what would happen if he ate it, and In the Video, Kirby Survived it, so It sounds like he would pass this round, but would struggle with it the most.
@@josiahthediscontinued9976 what, the same stupid video that killed off ness in midnight brawl and called mario not that strong even though he can chuck bowser and lift entire castles without breaking a sweat, not to mention he is experienced in tug of war.
@@livivindle9912 ok true, Mario has picked up and kicked around castles, but Kirby could likely survive HoneyComb, but It wouldn’t be easy for him.
@@josiahthediscontinued9976 he probably see the cookie and try to eat it. And during the game he'd carve it in the nick of time due to him wanting to eat it. But you know.
Im not getting over how they killed mario and samus in tug of war of all things
I feel it’s kind of unfair to completely strip the strongest characters of their powers - such as kirby, bayonetta and shulk - because at their strongest, their powers do not come from weapons. They come from inherent abilities, such as kirby and shulk basically becoming gods at times, when some characters such as sonic still get to keep their powers. Also there was a heavy bias towards marth the entire video, because snake could easily beat him in every scenario.
I don't know about easy beat Marth. Marth has survived two continental spanning wars with magic and dragons on the field. In fact he's incredibly broken in both games. Not to mention in most cases outside of the final squid game they likely wouldn't be facing off against each other. I'd really only argue for Snake's CQC giving him and advantage against Marth in that scenario but otherwise they are definitely the most evenly matched.
Marth is fast enough to dodge lightning and tough enough to tank 15 kiloton meteors without his Falchion, which beats every physical melee feat Snake has.
Though, I agree on the rest, in fact almost no one would be killed by Squid Game guards considering how fast and tough Nintendo characters are. Unless Giygas or someone is hosting the games and Chozo statues and EMMI are the guards, it is too easy for most of these Superhuman characters.
Most of Marths training would be with a sword, while most of Snakes would be with guns and barehanded, and since this is with only a small knife for a weapon, Snake would beat Marth training-wise.
@@kinger8471 Agreed, but then there's things like Marth being able to dodge lightning spells, fight off whole army's by himself and tank hits from dragons. Does Snakes training make up for the difference in feats. Also most swordsman are also trained in side arms like a knife too so I'd actually give the advantage to Marth in terms of being a more experienced dualist.
@@kinger8471 historically, all knights trained with quarter staves before they trained with swords or lances. And samurai trained with bo staves before they did katanas or naginatas. And swinging melee weapons aren't too much different than punches. Also, superhuman strength and speed gaps often make skill difference not so relevant.
9:15 I understand what your getting at, but in the manga (which is confirmed to be canon), samus is given chozo DNA which amplifies her strength significantly. Thats why she can jump so high in her games and lug around that heavy suit.
snake would proooobably beat marth in a fight. marth has never really been shown to be proficient in hand to hand combat. which snake absolutely is. and marth definitely is more compassionate and has less of a drive to survive than snake. and this is coming from someone who loves FE and knows almost nothing about metal gear
edit, otherwise this is a fantastic video! and i was literally thinking that's how kazuya would go right when you said he was included.
But in the original show, the players each got knives, and Marth is far more experienced with blades than Snake
@@TheKYLEdavid that's actually a good point. i haven't actually watched it myself, so i didn't remember. but unfortunately as far as i know, snake actually has a lot of experience fighting with knives in particular. marth does not, and trust me, i wanted marth to win. but i just don't think he would
Actually, you realistically need to be a strong puncher to be a strong swordsman. Marth also has better speed and durability feats than Snake via Bolting and Meteors.
Marth can tank through lightning, and is one of the fastest characters in his game since he is a lord. He is very experienced in swords. He definitely has a need to survive to save himself, in his games he is very determined to win and against all odds he is triumphant in his games.
Yeah, Fire Emblem is a Verse where even average foot soldiers are fast enough to dodge lightning and tough to tank meteors with impacts similar to the Little Boy Nuke dropped on Hiroshima. And Marth is outrageously strong even said verse without his Legendary Falchion. He's stronger than Ymir who is strong enough to fend off entire armies of soldiers in the like.
Not to mention, as of Genealogy of the Holy War, some characters have things called Holy Bloods; which makes some characters outrageously strong than all their peers and enables them to carry holy weapons that most other characters cannot draw from scabbards or lift if unsheathed. And Marth has the Holy Blood of Naga, which is the one required for Falchion as well as the Holy Blood arguably the strongest.
Question how do you remove kirby's copy ability, I mean it's literally apart of himself cause if that's so then sonic shouldn't have his super speed with him either
kirby could float or simplyjust inhale a fool that walks up to them kirby does not need copy abilitys to fight also cant kirby just inhale the gun or kill evrey one in sight before they had a chance same with sonic
@@addie2575 I know right
I still think kirby would win squid game
@@JuJu-bq9uq I think sonic
@@jesseallen3910 they said what they can do with thier bodies and kirby flies
I think with Ness' size he'd make it past the brawl being able to hide and he does fight 1v1 early early in EB in a wave of police officers, he works well on a team so I think he'd be fine in tug of war too. Could also see him move on past marbles while not a manipulator, he isn't known to be manipulated easily. He doesn't seem to have an ego so he could make it past glass stepping stones.
Y'all had Bobby Hill win against Boomhouer who is a Texas Ranger and likely has some basic combat training for his job while Bobby fighting is a kick to the nuts.
I also think that kirby does have a shot in the midnight brawl, mainly because they can swallow another person and use their powers and if all else fails, just float to the top of the room and wait for things to die down
@@randomsnapperson8008 Kirby is strong enough to crack a planet in half, in one punch, and you can defeat most of the Kirby bosses without a copy ability.
Mario should’ve survived tug of war because in the first Mario Party, one of the mini games was Tug of war. Not only is that a sign of strength and teamwork, it also proves that Mario doesn’t get blisters from spinning of joystick. Lol
and he's strong enough to yeet fricking dinosaurs
I have some real problems with how some of these characters are dyeing it really seems like it's been made to favour set characters over actually considering the chances they could win each event. Additionally some of the info is a little wrong banjo is lazy not a coward this means he is more likely to find a cheap way to do things sure it could get him out in the second round but he should survive the first round as he is not a coward. He would likely hide behind a person to cross. With that being said I do feel like tactics weren't considered here and it focused fully on personality.
i wouldent even put kirby in this video
@@addie2575 yeah, Kirby is strong enough to crack a planet in half, in one punch.
Yeah Mario can drop kick a castle, he has done it on multiple occasions too.
Kazuya is NOT a hero he is a villain so that's mistake number 1. Also Link would ANNIHILATE the competition and no the marbles game would NOT be his downfall as Link is highly adaptive and highly intelligent so he would see a manipulation attempt coming and due to him being an excellent problem solver he himself would be a master manipulator.
Couldent kirby survive with warp star he can create it at will
@@addie2575 he's not allowed to use his powers.
Yeah Kazuya was more of an occasional antihero only for a brief moment. Saying Kazuya is a hero is basically the same as saying Bowser is a hero.
@@chadpeterson5698 that's just stupid why they can't use the power that is what defines Them
he's a anti-hero so that wasn't a mistake
I would think that snake would easily beat Marth in hand to hand combat or with any weapon except a sword.
I agree. People should see the splinter cell vs metal gear death battle to see how good snake is with hand to hand combat.
I was thinking the same thing. Now if Marth was swapped with Byleth on the other hand.
People fail to realize Marth is fast enough to dodge real lightning on a regular basis, overpowered dragons without his Holy Blood Weapons, and tanked meteors that exceed 15 kilotons of tnt equivalent. Yes, Snakes has his share of superhuman feats, but Marth has a lot more.
@@darkdragonmedeus705 Martha can't learn unarmed combat from the start in fire emblem so he can't fight anyone with his fists
@@helpstapde6611 That is game mechanics. Also, you get knives for the final squid game round. Also, historically, all swordsmen are skilled at fighting with staves and bare hands before learning swordsman ship. The strength and speed gap are still far too great in Marth's favor.
Doll: *RED LIGHT, GREEN L-*
Sonic: I made it!
Doll: 👁👄👁
wario would break the glass even if he guessed right.
It’s all fun and games until we remember that most of the characters on the list have dealt with guns or canons before.
@اخوكم بطاطوس Kirby can survive a black hole and has a warp star
I just can't accept snake losing tk Marth, I played both games and know that Marth is a skilled warrior but a skilled Warrior of the sword. Where snake is legit military trained in close quarter combat and know how to use a variety of weapons. So how does that make sense that Marth wins, it's rigged
@اخوكم بطاطوس agreed. I thought Kirby would win since he’s a god. I forgot that he doesn’t have hands.
POV: Solid Snake disarms all the guards in the honeycomb room and the overseer is left scratching his head
"While the meme is that kirby is the strongest being in the multiverse, he's nothing without his copy abilities."
Who said that was a meme? Kirby could literally inhale everyone in the room if he wanted to. He's also suprisingly durable taking hits from god like beings. On top of that, kirby once split a planet in half.
Even if this is true, he can only inhale others if he spits them back out
I only have one problem with this video, Kirby has survived planetary level explosions so he could probably survive the midnight brawl.
“Kirby is fairly harmless” you can beat all the Kirby bosses without any copy ability. Including the bosses where you go up against Gods.
*Laughs in crack planet popstar*
Kirby wouldn't die to the midnight brawl - he's too durable and squishy to die to that. He would definitely die in the cutting game as he would probably eat the entire thing without cutting it.
I'm pretty sure Samus wouldn't die to the tug of war since iirc she was in the federation force or something like that where she had to be a team player.
Also, I'm pretty sure Marth doesn't have much hand-to-hand combat experience, and since Ness's bat isn't allowed, I'm pretty sure Marth's sword wouldn't be either, meaning Snake would win.
Even then, Kirby probably wouldn't actually die in the cutting game, as he'd probably just eat the guns as well. The folks would either have to kindly ask him to leave, or face Kirby as he takes down the Squid Game and frees everyone.
To sum up, Kirby's just too powerful for Squid Game.
@@galegopaulista4564 Pov; Kirby becomes god and makes everyone Rich while shutting down Squid game
Kirby joined the Squid game because he thought it involved eating squid.
He realizes his mistake and politely leaves.
Tbh, can anything really kill kirby?
@@paulhaney1009 nope he's an amoeba kirby can't die
6:34 Kirby can still eat his opponents And probably will because he would be malnourished,he can’t live in a diet that consists of just milk,He will want Roasted chicken,Human meat,etc
But I see him dying in honeycomb because he eats the cookie but if they had their powers he’d conveniently Burp out the star shaped cookie
Without power he just do nothing to the cookie and spit it up without any problem, since we know he doesn't digest his food.
@@gam360y OH-So Technically Kirby Doesn't Actually Break the Cookie. Which means that If a Squid Person Explain to him like a Baby like
Squid Employee:Your not Suppose to Eat the Cookie, Your Suppose to Get the Outlined Shape Out of the Circle
Kirby:Oh-*Spits the Cookie out and Breaks the Cookie That Perfectly Resembles the Shape of the Cookie*-Done.
I Mean-the Rule didn't Say that you can't it then spit it back out, but Normally would've been a idiotic Thing to Do-EXCEPT This is Kirby we are talking about and kirby Stomach is a Literal Galaxy. So the Cookie wouldn't be harmed in the Stomach because- SPAAAAAACE!!!- And Kirby CAN Spit it back out, so Kirby can still move on.
Kirby isn't a Baby in the Game and HAS Some Critical Thinking Levels like "The Stars would be Brighter IF Not for Necrodius" or something along the Lines, which is Rather Deep if you think about it.
"Mario isn't a team player"
The Mario and Luigi games: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Luigi: Ahem ahem!
Bayonetta: killed several omnipotent beings
Sonic: can move faster than light
Sephiroth: succeeded in singlehandedly ending the entire world
GEE I WONDER IF THEY COULD BEAT SQUID GAME?
Bayonetta has not killed anyone omnipotent
Pretty sure sonic moves a the speed of sound
@@nitroplasma788 nah he’s faster than time itself
@@kyc3641 which version of sonic
@@TheRealVyke Probably Archie, but Game Sonic ISN'T A Pushover in Speed either.
Sonic in Squid Game is just so unfair for the other characters around him.
And he dies in the second game
@@Go-OnR Take away the second game and he pretty much uses his speed to win all the other games.......maybe not the rope one but definitely the other games for sure.
@@ilikeeverything.5900 what about the glass one?
@@lightanimsandgaming173 Sonic runs faster than glass is able to break.
@@ilikeeverything.5900 Even without his speed Sonic would still have insane strength.
Personally, I think Little Mac would pass glass stepping stones because he has a really good eye, like with the fight with Great Tiger.
*Laughs in immune to manipulation*
9:05
Mario literally chucked Bowser into a bomb by his tail, you cannot tell me he isn't strong.
He has also lifted a 365,000 TON castle, With ONE percent of His Strength, And swam out of a black hole, And played Tug of war in Mario party, He would kill the guards that Try to kill Him.
@@michellebridge7312 Mario would literally yank the other team off the edge by the slighest pull.
"Without his copy ability he's harmless."
Meanwhile, Kirby cracking Planets with one punch.
"He lacks in the strength category"
Meanwhile, Mario yeeting fricking bowser, who is the freaking heaviest fighter.
I feel like they were a bit unfair to Ness. Even without his PSI powers, Ness still literally absorbed the power of the entire Earth and gained enough physical strength where him punching a regular human without weapons would still one shot them. Ness also gains incredible health. Ness has the health of 10 to 15 fully grown adults after absorbing the power of the planet.
9:03 What are you talking about Mario actually has a lot of strength:
He can smash bricks, concrete and ice with his bare hands (Before you say anything yes, I know Mario can't do this in the 2D games without a mushroom, but in the 3D games he doesn't need one)
Has smashed tanks, icebergs and rocks with a ground pound
Has jumped several times his own height
Can pick up and throw Bowser at a fair distance
Can carry a full-sized Luigi and two full-sized Toads over his shoulders while running and jumping
All without power ups
Size is not a factor when determining strength
I'm sure Mario has more than enough strength to help his team and win.
In super Mario world, HE DROP KICKED A CASTLE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING, he has also done it multiple times.
i agree
I just honestly had a suspicion that Marth would be the best at most if not all in these categories, heck to say given that he has all of these.
Samus could possibly win if you think about it
This might be villains from their franchises happy therapy.
By seeing them got head and weakspots explode into bloody mess.
“Mario is just a stubby plumber.”
Also Mario: Causally destroys a dream stone with infinite universes.
Idea: What Sonic the Hedgehog Character would win Squid Game?
Question for 1upBinge: What music do you use in these videos?
All of them
Kirby without his copy ability is harmless.
Kirby who has killed a multitude of gods for interrupting snack time: am I a joke to you
I mean if Sonic was in the last game he can alter reality the questionis would I want to fight him.Sonic could take anyone's marbles within a blink
Wickedbinge:The wind is blowing, volcanoes blowing, I post another squid game video over and over.
Me:How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
I'm a tiny bit iffy on Joker losing on Tug of War. If we are talking just Ren, he would still have a good chance. He works out doing pull-ups in the real world and he has great teamwork with the other phantom thieves (even if it's just their real-life selves). He would also be intelligent to know a strategy to win.
SO many people who died in tug of war shouldn't have actually died, samus, mario, joker, and probably more
Tbh I'm surprised you included Sonic regardless, I mean, even if he lost a game/round. He'd just keep dashing around the room until either every single person armed with a gun shot him down, or they gave up and just let him go.
11:44 but there was that one time where Mega Man had genuine hate for Dr Wiley and wanted to kill him but Dr Wiley teleported away
Keep in mind that Kirby is the only one of the non dlc characters to not get caught in the beginning of adventure mode
Proof that Mario can survive Tug of War:
Wario survived due to being a good team player and having the strength as well. Mario is a good team player but according to this video he doesn’t have the strength needed to win. However, in Mario Party there are tug of war minigames where it is shown that all of the characters have the same rope pulling strength (unless they are in the Bowser suit). Therefore, when it comes to tug of war, Mario and Wario have the same amount of strength, so therefore Mario would also survive the round. I’m not sure how much farther he would make it after that though
Mario has survived a black hole
But this is super smash bros
I feel like Mario Party can’t be considered canon
Otherwise DK and Toad would need to be deemed equally likely to win a strength based game
@@TheKYLEdavid The only Mario Party games to have a tug of war minigame are 1, Super, Top 100, and Superstars. Toad isn’t playable in any of those games
@@zombot2741 he also lifted a freaking castle without breaking a sweat. He can throw bowser around aswell.
A few things
To make things even worse for Olimar in the Midnight Brawl, he usually doesn't fight on his own, usually needing to rely on Pikmin to take down enemies in his series, sure, he can punch, but it never really does that much damage, even against simple eggs, and again, sure, he would be stronger if scaled up, but he would probably not be much stronger than a normal man, and it doesn't help his case that he doesn't have much combat experience without Pikmin especially outside of PNF-404.
So, yeah, Olimar is out of luck in the Midnight Brawl, but hey, he would probably do very well in the two actual games before hand
I feel like Wario could get out earlier to be honest, I could easily see him screwing up and getting shot in Red Light Green Light, or even panicking slightly once someone else does, and even if he did get past there, he has big strong hands, making things harder for him when it comes to cutting the cookie, and again, I could easily see him eating the cookie before the challenge is actually announced. Sure, you could say he would try to stay focused since he's aware of the prize, but it would also make sense for him to be too blinded by the prize to really pay attention, possibly leading to his down fall.
And lastly, I was kind of expecting Snake to win the Squid Game against Marth, because I think he has better hand ti hand combat experience than Marth does, and he is far more stealthy, both of which would help tremendously.
wario is too heavy for the glass to hold him. even the correct pane.
I think marth should still win, he has been able to tank through dragons and lightning. And is one of the fastest units in fire emblem because he is classed as a lord. He is also very strong and skilled with a sword. Also I don’t think stealth would really help if it’s just the two of them
@@-Puppet- Well, I don't think actual character stats are bring factored into the video that much, I mean I'm pretty sure 2 thirds of this cast would survive gunshots with no real issue, though the speed thing is fair, definitely would give Marth an edge in that department. However, the sword thing doesn't really matter here since he wouldn't be able to use it here or in any of the other challenges, just a hand to hand.combat experience, and being Stealthy, from my understanding, is a good strategy to try and win the final challenge, as you will be able to approach the target with ease and sneak away unscathed and all that.
Yeah, if olimar had made it through he would have done really well in the tug of war
@@Springdude11 wait? Don’t they get a knife? He’s used those before and was really strong
marth is a swordsman without a sword while snake is a master of CQC and unarmed combat
Actually mega man doesn’t follow Asimovs laws of robotics as seen stating to wanting to kill wily in the games
That’s only in the American version, I’m the Japanese version he stops when he gets reminded of the laws, so it’s kinda 50/50 on whether or not they apply to him
I feel like Wario should join the villians round too because he did some rotten stuff too in smash and against Mario he is an Anti hero not a hero. Thus meaning he is still a villain.
I guess this could've been protagonists rather than heros
Makes sense since one of his catchphrases is have a rotten day.
How in the frick does marth beat snake in hand to hand combat?!? Snake disarms and takes out like 5 highly trained dudes with guns using nothing but CQC
Man...the amount of inconsistencies, errors and biases in this video are astonishing. Literally the entire comment section is arguing why the video is wrong. Bravo, 1 up Binge, bravo 👏
I was literally wheezing at the last one.
So you are telling me "Snake doesn't have the fighting skills against someone moderately higher than him. He Is a assassin, not a warrior."
Snake literally went hand on hand vs his superior clone (Liquid Snake) vs The Boss (his former mentor) vs cyborg ninjas (Raiden and such) and is smart enough to maneuver Metal Gears, the smartest pieces of tech of his world, alongside tricking and outmanouver people all the time
and you are telling me someone with superior Fox Hound and military training fails against someone with old school medieval fighting skills? Really? Like...really?
Yeah Marth is experienced fighting opponents but all of them are medieval ages not advanced military with superior hand to hand training like Snake. What the actual shit.
To start off I’m pretty sure most of the characters wouldn’t be killed by guns in the first place. Sonic could just run around the bullets because he is so fast, Megaman would barely be harmed by it at all, and Kirby would probably just inhale the bullets to become Gun Kirby
@@CGFillertext Gun Kirby....God, now I imagine Kirb with a gun
“Without his copy ability hes useless” So we aren’t gonna talk about how kirby can swallow a whole truck with no trouble?
Technically, Kirby has survived being slashed with swords, squashed by millions of tons of weight. He could totally survive the brawl.
Mario Squid Game: *Mentions how Mario Bros will Excel in the Tug of War challenge*
Smash bros Squid Game: *Mario will fail in this one*
Kirby dying in the Midnight Brawl makes less sense than maybe at Marbles. The guy is so small and squishy, he'd likely be able to hide under a bed and be practically invisible under the shadows.
Unless someone sacrifice in marbles for him
Mario - has entire series of games based on being in a party , has partners he works directly with in most games and is loved by everyone.
Binge: "I'm just gunna ignore that".
Mario has an entire spinoff series with mechanics that focus on the teamwork between him and his brother (Mario & Luigi)
Yeah it’s pretty weird and dumb
@@CGFillertextI approve! In the entire series, the two are shown to deeply care about each other. 3/4 of the moments Mario rescues Luigi or vice versa, they’re hugging! ❤️💚
Kirby "without his copy ability is fairly harmless" he says, forgetting or ignoring that Kirby's mouth is functionally a black hole and his stomach is a literal pocket universe.
I would have to disagree with Kirby and Ness. Even if Ness may have died in the midnight brawl, they gave glass bottles to the players for the actual purpose of weapons. I have no doubt they’d do the same here. Kirby is pretty much impossible to disarm as well, seeing that he had a whole pocket dimension inside his belly.
Korea: Squid Game
Gamers: *Smash Game*
I'm sorry, did Shulk just get eliminated for being _too neurodivergent?_
okay but why did the creators ofthe video use the term "hyperfixation" here-
Here's some robots that should compete in Squid Game:
T-800 (Terminator)
Alex Murphy (RoboCop)
Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Duo (Atlas and P-Body)
Mark 43 in Sentry Mode (Iron Man)
R2-D2 or K-2SO (Star Wars)
Sonny (I, Robot)
Astro Boy (Astro Boy series)
R.O.B (Super Smash Bros.)
Baymax (Big Hero 6)
Pal Max (TMvTM)
Cody (Robosapien: Rebooted)
WALL-E or Stewart (WALL-E)
XJ9/Jenny (MLAATR)
"He would be basically useless without his xopy abilities."
Quick reminder that kirby threw a worm 30 times his size to the sun, make it circle around it perfectly, and come back with a perfectly cooked worm IN AN EVEN BIGGER FRYING PAN.
Yep!! As chef Kirby in Kirby RIght Back At Ya!! Still remember it today!!
lets all remember that one heartwarming moment where he cracked planet popstar
Alternative ending: Kirby hides through the midnight brawl then eats the Tug of War rope
Also yes absorbing counts as a physical ability so he gets to bring it here
Other alternative ending: Kirby survives the brawl due to punching people at planet cracking strength
@@mattburrowes Seems legit
Something you forgot to include in the red light green light analysis was that you could sabotage others. Same with a lot of other games. For example, wario would probably kill off 1 or 2 unintelligent characters at the beginning. It would have to be based on characters paranoid or smart enough to stay away from others because of how aware they are of the danger. For example, this kills luigi off at the beginning due to him not being the best thinker. Sure, he made it through a few haunted houses. He wins by doing nothing. BUT, as long as he stays near others, he is really likely to be eliminated.
(sorry luigi mains, all seven of you. I feel you
-luigi main)
"Mario lacks strength. Also Mario: dropkicking a castle and throwing Bowser into bombs
I was gonna get super pissed that Kirby didn't survive the midnight brawl, but then someone pointed out he'd have absolutely no chance at honeycombs (I don't know how you or I missed that) so I'll let it slide _just this once._ What I WON'T let slide is saying Marth would beat Snake in the squid game. Snake is not just an assassin, he a master of hand-to-hand combat, and probably overall stronger than Marth. Marth himself is a swordsman and not used to fighting without a weapon, he would totally lose this duel.
Seems kinda unfair that Sonic can keep his speed but Ness and Kirby can’t keep their inherent powers
How so?
@@livivindle9912 to be fair I think everyone's powers is useful for certain squid games
@@JuJu-bq9uq but how is it unfair sonic can keep his speed
@@livivindle9912 because in the first round Sonic beat it easily all because of his super speed. However if everyone had their powers, Ness could hit himself with PK Thunder and make it across the finish line quickly too
@@CGFillertext i don't count sonics speed as a power, he's just kinda that fast.
Considering Joker's strength in the metaverse also comes from his actual strength and not just "funny spirit go brrrrrr" I do think Joker had a decent chance at surviving tug of war, and just because I feel like adding it, considering as Ren Amamiya even without any metaverse stuff he still is a good tactician because of his social life so I do feel he'd also make it past the marbles
So glad I found someone who said this. Joker gets his powers from the Metaverse, but he himself, still has enough strength when it's just himself in the real world.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
PROBLEMS:
1. I feel like Mario should have gone further. Not only is he extremely strong (Ex. lifting Bowser, lifting castles) , but he also works very well in a team. Not only with people with he's known for a long time (Luigi and Peach) , but also with people like Geno and Mallow. People who he has never worked with before.
2. How in the bloody hell does Marth beat Snake? Maybe i'm missing something because i've never played FE, but Snake has hand to hand combat experience whilst Marth is only good with a sword.
You’re a hundred percent right in both cases. It doesn’t make sense how Mario loses the tug of war challenge. In fact, he’s the last character I would imagine losing the tug of war challenge due to the fact he already has a game where one of the most infamous mini games is an actual tug of war, which he is more than likely to win. Second off his canonical feats are way too strong to even say no. Guy punches bricks with his fist for a living. What, are you gonna say that kind of guy isn’t strong?
3. I understand Fox is used to manipulation, thanks to that son of a pig that is Pigma, but the red fox got manipulated by the pig several times. To be more precise, he and his team received a destress signal from someone… only to later find out it was Pigma who pretended to be in danger to lure Fox, Peppy, Slippy and Falco in a trap.
Kirby should make the marbles challenge. His copy ability can’t be taken away from him
Except he's not allowed to use his powers since that's cheating.
@@chadpeterson5698 I don't think so bc it could be useful just like items from roblox games
@@JuJu-bq9uq except this is literally a test for a person's individual skills where they're not allowed to use outside resources just thier own raw talents and skills.
@@chadpeterson5698 well agree to disagree
@@chadpeterson5698 then how come sonic keeps his super speed (which counts as a power) but Ness doesn’t get his psychic abilities he’s had from birth
If Kirby had his hammer:
I think that Kirby might have a small chance in the Midnight Brawl, as he can fly to safety.
Flying is a power
@@BadringerGronger okay then why does sonic get to keep his super speed
@@CGFillertext that’s not a power and they can’t get rid of his super speed
@@BadringerGronger Kirby Being able to Fly is NOT A Power because its Simply not a Super-Power that should be taken away. And Even for Some Stupid Reason that was taken away from Kirby, Kirby wouldn't even need it considering he is Super-Powered in Natural Strength and Friendship.
@@roboplayer5133 lol my opinion changed
I like how Wario chose number 1 on the glass stepping stones like he thinks he is
I feel like y’all didn’t really clarify what it means not to have “powers” in the arena. Like kirby not having the copy ability? How do you take away kirby’s copy ability it’s just a thing he has that’s like taking away a person’s ability to see
Another problem is that they allowed min min in the game yet she is basically a living weapon and you cant just take away her arms without taking her away completely. Also where are the miis
Kirby would definitely survive a midnight brawl. He is extremely small and could easily hide.
Shulk with his vision is actually one of the few people who could win the bridge crossing game even if he was the first in line.
But rebber no powers but sonic speed is allowed
That's cheating
@@chadpeterson5698 their power is what define them
@@chadpeterson5698 Yet supersonic speed isn't?
@@chadpeterson5698 it's not cheating if other videos let characters use their powers
Mario loses because he isn’t strong
Also Mario:”Lifts Bowser by the tail like he’s nothing”
I feel like sonic would break the cookie then realize that he lost, and would just run away.
Thats the best squid game video i have ever seen
Good job i love it! ❤️👍🏻
Can't wait for bloodbinge to do a who would win squid game video
“The first to die in this game would have to be Hershey’s milk chocolate with whole almonds.”
kirby can float or hide under a bed because of crouch
Yeah
Sonic: (Loses)
Also Sonic: (Just loses rings)
So Min Min with her arm situation can make it past honey comb but not tug of war?
She can retract her arms to look like normal hands. The longer arms really won’t do much for her.
It would actually be great if there was an animated movie of all these characters in this competition
Kirby's copy ability is an inherent skill, not a weapon.
some people may argue its a power. but is EATING a power?
Luigi Squid Games
Red Light Green Light: Luigi does nothing, and Sonic careens into him. Sonic’s momentum launches Luigi to the end.
Honeycomb: The treat falls from Luigi’s hands, and happens to break in the perfect shape.
Brawl: Nobody can see Luigi as he is doing absolutely nothing. Those that do think he is already dead
Tug of War: Luigi gets paired up with all of the strongest characters, free win.
Marbles: Luigi’s opponent moves to steal his marbles, but trips, knocking their own bag into Luigi’s hands. The guard sees it and promptly declares Luigi the winner.
Glass stepping stones: The person behind Luigi is Wario, who gets frustrated that Luigi is doing nothing. He punches Luigi, the force skipping Luigi across a few pieces of tempered glass, and onto the other platform.
Squid Game: Luigi’s opponent makes a move to rush Luigi, trips, and impales themselves in the neck. They fall into Luigi, knocking him into the victory area.