Steven Desperately Needing Therapy (Steven Universe Comic Dub)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024

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  • @Mor1moo
    @Mor1moo 4 года назад +3308

    After fragments.
    He definitely does.
    Someone help this poor boy

    • @Anonymous-o6t6p
      @Anonymous-o6t6p 4 года назад +19

      Morikoモリコ 2:36 in the arms of an angel

    • @tanyacameron756
      @tanyacameron756 4 года назад +7

      I made the likes 696 right now SO NO ONE LIKE OR UN-LIKE PLZ

    • @IGNORECHANNEL
      @IGNORECHANNEL 4 года назад +3

      And homeworld bound doesn't help it makes it worse!

    • @aloliindisguise2150
      @aloliindisguise2150 4 года назад +1

      Home boy over here is fucking deppressed. I cheers to that

    • @vondyispog
      @vondyispog 4 года назад +1

      The gems need to tie him up to a chair and force him to talk to them or else they won’t let him leave

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад +6587

    Child Steven: World's best therapist.
    Teen Steven: Needs all the therapists.

    • @cmontanacsr
      @cmontanacsr 4 года назад +142

      So true tho XD

    • @mge4179
      @mge4179 4 года назад +74

      LMFAO

    • @infiniteego
      @infiniteego 4 года назад +86

      L A M O he got a therapist now i think :>

    • @nicklion91
      @nicklion91 4 года назад +41

      Best summary

    • @NAnA-pe6xo
      @NAnA-pe6xo 4 года назад +21

      TRUFE TRUE XD

  • @infamousplayer8772
    @infamousplayer8772 4 года назад +2248

    Amethyst: When did you become such a prick?
    Steven: Somewhere between solving all of mom's problems and solving all of your problems at the same time.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 3 года назад +33

      LOL yes!!

    • @Bri_The_Intern
      @Bri_The_Intern 3 года назад +26

      honestly a mood

    • @dragon2218
      @dragon2218 3 года назад +16

      Honestly.... That is so true
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @huh4704
      @huh4704 3 года назад +17

      Oh my god if he I actually said this-

    • @huh4704
      @huh4704 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Comicash
    @Comicash 3 года назад +2520

    Steven *dreaming of Connie leaving him for Kevin, wakes up* : no more sleep

  • @jennaamato3417
    @jennaamato3417 3 года назад +594

    “I’m giving it depression.” That’s so accurate.

  • @Phantomwolf115a
    @Phantomwolf115a 4 года назад +3758

    Steven seasons 1-5: is a therapist
    Steven in future: *needs a therapist*

    • @acanimatics906
      @acanimatics906 4 года назад +186

      The main characters always spend their time fixing other people's problems and end up the ones with the most problems in later seasons/chapters/episodes.

    • @RiftKnite
      @RiftKnite 4 года назад +29

      So true

    • @briibreadncheese
      @briibreadncheese 4 года назад +38

      Ya know what
      That's so tru

    • @plasmasteve3305
      @plasmasteve3305 4 года назад +15

      @@acanimatics906 true

    • @plasmasteve3305
      @plasmasteve3305 4 года назад +10

      r.i.p steven

  • @plant7371
    @plant7371 4 года назад +1565

    steven: I can heal myself when i break my bones
    izuku: every question in existence
    steven: *loading cat meme*

  • @glipglop1412
    @glipglop1412 4 года назад +4921

    Remember when this kid who cried about snakes not having any arms wasn’t a murderer

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 4 года назад +88

      Me neither

    • @exammole4545
      @exammole4545 4 года назад +109

      He tried to kill White but failed ong

    • @idot750
      @idot750 4 года назад +244

      and remember when this kid thought ice cream was the key to his powers?
      and that he really wanted to discover his powers only to end up shattering a gem and is incredibly scared of his powers?
      because they're too destructive and he's full of trauma and who-knows-what-else?
      i don't either, haha.

    • @fluffyzuffy
      @fluffyzuffy 4 года назад +85

      Remember when this kid used to love a certain chip brand and wasn’t going insane

    • @stevenuniverseoffical8814
      @stevenuniverseoffical8814 4 года назад +54

      **cookie cat theme song comes on** COOKIE CAT

  • @RamenNoodles
    @RamenNoodles 4 года назад +385

    Do you all remember when Steven would mention Rose/Pink and not get PTSD? Yea, me too.

    • @Primeleeee
      @Primeleeee Год назад +17

      TUH, remember when he used to laugh for no reason?

    • @polarsky.polarbear
      @polarsky.polarbear Год назад +20

      DO YOU REMEMBER HIS SMILE IS HIS NEUTRAL EXPRESSION?

    • @A10.33
      @A10.33 Год назад +2

      Yup

    • @AlexAlex-er5ek
      @AlexAlex-er5ek 6 месяцев назад

      Which is why I feel Future is poorly written as a series overall. He's just so out of character there. Worst part, I can actually see ways Future could face this kind of things without snaturating Steven.

    • @finchat2382
      @finchat2382 2 месяца назад

      ​@@AlexAlex-er5ekit was on a lower budget.
      and the original story was going to be about the origins of the gems.
      But i still like steven universe future. Episode 14 explains why steven got a little bit of deppresion.

  • @headinthegalaxy
    @headinthegalaxy 4 года назад +115

    Steven really said: "I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."

  • @GamerJosh2611
    @GamerJosh2611 4 года назад +9252

    Ruby: I TOLD STEVEN TO MARRY CONNIE!!
    Sapphire: ME TOO!!
    Ruby: WE’RE GENIUSES!!
    *fuses*
    Garnet: I am made up of two idiots

    • @Ok-lj3yw
      @Ok-lj3yw 4 года назад +353

      GamerJosh2611 into one smart idiot?

    • @DrawciaGleam02
      @DrawciaGleam02 4 года назад +174

      Send this comic to AJ Universe!

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 4 года назад +195

      Garnet is like Cosmo and Wanda, two halves of a whole idiot.

    • @jasminkrieger8464
      @jasminkrieger8464 4 года назад +71

      Pretty much

    • @susiearnold
      @susiearnold 4 года назад +288

      "I'm suddenly a genius, I'm suddenly a fool" - Garnet

  • @cherrliered
    @cherrliered 4 года назад +2170

    " YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE?!"
    " You can heal?!"
    two dorks, dorking together. beautiful sight.

    • @ScarScar...
      @ScarScar... 4 года назад +37

      Yes... yes it is.

    • @babykiri8178
      @babykiri8178 4 года назад +19

      XD

    • @justahuman305
      @justahuman305 4 года назад +15

      @שחר א. diamond is a God (in su,suTheMovie,SUF

    • @cheese-lf3uf
      @cheese-lf3uf 4 года назад +12

      Who uses the word "Dork" these days

    • @cherrliered
      @cherrliered 4 года назад +28

      @@cheese-lf3uf Well, I see dork as the cute way of saying "stupid" but I guess its just personal preference

  • @unfitforconsumption
    @unfitforconsumption 4 года назад +496

    What’s better is:
    Pink diamond: “I’m giving it PTSD and the only way is turning into rose and getting him all stressed and stuff”

    • @mihaelabogles7018
      @mihaelabogles7018 4 года назад +10

      The most ironic thing that in the video rose/pink say that "she love him"

    • @universereverbz
      @universereverbz 3 года назад +6

      @@mihaelabogles7018 If she loved him, she wouldn’t of given him her problems.

    • @hueyfreeman6262
      @hueyfreeman6262 3 года назад +4

      @@universereverbz can you read roses mind

    • @universereverbz
      @universereverbz 3 года назад +3

      @@hueyfreeman6262 Yeah lol

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 3 года назад +2

      @@universereverbz I mean she di not know homeworld would come

  • @gnashing_teeth
    @gnashing_teeth 3 года назад +28

    "Happiness doesn't decrease when shared with others!"
    "Neither does trauma"
    THIS FUCKING HAS ME WEEZING

  • @vanessagill9456
    @vanessagill9456 3 года назад +48

    The last one killed me that's exsactly how it would be if izuku and Steven were to meet 😂

  • @InkblotSatan
    @InkblotSatan 4 года назад +2378

    Lets be real if Steven met Deku he would immediately start trying to fix him but izuku would just drown him out with questions about his gem.

  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia 4 года назад +1035

    1:39 The Many Sides of Steven:
    1. Depressed Steven
    2. Pink Steven
    3. Desperate Steven
    4. Workaholic Steven

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia 4 года назад +7

      @Senkrechtstarter yep

    • @elroes5561
      @elroes5561 4 года назад +37

      more like 🎵Steven and the Stevens🎵😆

    • @donel532
      @donel532 4 года назад +11

      What if they fused.

    • @inspirationwithnoexpiratio629
      @inspirationwithnoexpiratio629 4 года назад +61

      @@elroes5561
      Steven and the Stevens 🎵
      We are a big mess~
      Me, myself and I and him
      All need a therapist 🎵

    • @Icecreamaker790
      @Icecreamaker790 4 года назад +10

      1:25

  • @erinbuxton8438
    @erinbuxton8438 4 года назад +717

    Amethyst: when did you become such a prick?
    Steven: somewhere between having trauma for years on end turning into chad Steven and shattering Jasper and (possibly) turning into a big worm

    • @Subject-36
      @Subject-36 4 года назад +13

      I draw love me
      W O R M Y B O I

    • @coolbeanz1683
      @coolbeanz1683 4 года назад +8

      c h a d s t e v e n

    • @cupofstress4762
      @cupofstress4762 4 года назад +3

      Yes he did become wormy boy but pinker COLOURS 👀

    • @puppycatlover1735
      @puppycatlover1735 4 года назад +4

      Big worm: 90% neck

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 4 года назад +3

      Jackson Smith it’s not wormy boi
      It’s gemzilla

  • @eijirokirishima7600
    @eijirokirishima7600 3 года назад +134

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Rose: I'm giving it depression

  • @MillyThe_Rat
    @MillyThe_Rat 3 года назад +50

    Ruby: marry with connie!
    Saph: marry!
    Garnet: OH NO

  • @cmontanacsr
    @cmontanacsr 4 года назад +3476

    Steven's Medical Conditions:
    PTSD
    Depression
    ADHD
    Borderline Personality
    Separation Anxiety Disorder
    Social Anxiety
    Panic Disorder
    ............
    Steven's Medical record be looking like a novel

    • @anomynousperson5965
      @anomynousperson5965 4 года назад +45

      lmao

    • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
      @dontexistanymorewithin6534 4 года назад +87

      It should be called “PDABP” by now,

    • @opiesgirl1928
      @opiesgirl1928 4 года назад +36

      I don't even know half of those very well😲
      Edit: Ok I actually have a understanding for almost all of them, not a complete understanding but I got a idea

    • @scrampledegg-nj1bj
      @scrampledegg-nj1bj 4 года назад +67

      how does he have ADHD or borderline?
      also I would add social anxiety

    • @oscarpine7145
      @oscarpine7145 4 года назад +107

      Also a serious case of codependency. but rather than relying on others because he cant take of himself he relies on others because he never developed his own personality

  • @ayeemoto
    @ayeemoto 4 года назад +233

    The part where Connie was like "I have someone else" and it was Kevin, I was like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @dragon2218
      @dragon2218 3 года назад +3

      Same
      Also, isn't Kevin older then the both of them? 😂😂😂

    • @dino6743
      @dino6743 3 года назад +2

      Kevin finally has someone....yeah I'm gonna go punch him in the stomach

  • @redgulant6849
    @redgulant6849 4 года назад +613

    1.40 sum ups everyone worst fears ever
    Growing up and face Depression

    • @katthedemon8102
      @katthedemon8102 4 года назад +12

      1:40 the link thingy wasn't working

    • @randomhumanbeing2285
      @randomhumanbeing2285 4 года назад +4

      @@katthedemon8102 agreed -p-

    • @improbablepebble8549
      @improbablepebble8549 4 года назад +2

      Depression? I don't know what you're talking about everything is a ok

    • @redgulant6849
      @redgulant6849 4 года назад +1

      @@improbablepebble8549 hight school is a nightmare for me and other people who I thought where my friends trund out to be cruel and prick to behind my back

    • @improbablepebble8549
      @improbablepebble8549 4 года назад +1

      @@redgulant6849 yeah that happens but we're introverts anyway. We don't need many friends, just meaningful ones.

  • @lailarainslays
    @lailarainslays 4 года назад +19

    I've been thinking,
    Greg had the saying
    "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs"
    But Steven's a vegetarian now. So.....
    "If every burger had no meat,
    We wouldn't have veggie patties"

  • @The_dave_miller_official
    @The_dave_miller_official 4 года назад +33

    1:58 now that is true freer

    • @CheezMaster24
      @CheezMaster24 2 года назад +4

      1 year late but...
      Freer? Fear? Free-er? Free?

  • @robertsimon2885
    @robertsimon2885 4 года назад +462

    1:21
    Lapis: I think I just heard something snap.
    Bismuth: That's the sound of broken concentration.
    Amethyst: Yeah, I've heard that before.

    • @katthedemon8102
      @katthedemon8102 4 года назад +8

      Robert Simon [seshomaru walks in]

    • @nextombz
      @nextombz 4 года назад +3

      amethysts memory Core:

    • @daaooa8260
      @daaooa8260 4 года назад +3

      Robert Simon
      Ahh an Inuyasha I see

    • @tangcuongvu4174
      @tangcuongvu4174 4 года назад +2

      An inuyasha fan, i can't believe that you actually does exist in su famdom.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 4 года назад +1

      Cường Tăng Surprised?

  • @gay_potato3090
    @gay_potato3090 4 года назад +5066

    Steven: Breaking bones boys
    Deku: Breaking bones boys
    Garnet: Half fire, half ice.
    Todoroki: Half fire, half ice
    Pearl: Controlling issues
    Iida: Controlling issues Jasper: Anger management
    Kacchan: Anger management.

    • @krisdeltarun
      @krisdeltarun 4 года назад +620

      You....
      aRE A FUCKING GENIUS

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 4 года назад +467

      Steven Universe= My Hero Academia

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +472

      Rose Quartz: Idol that the main character looks up to that drastically changes over time.
      All Might: Idol that the main character looks up to that drastically changes over time.

    • @krisdeltarun
      @krisdeltarun 4 года назад +103

      IdeaBox9000 DUDE-

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +85

      @@krisdeltarun What? All I wanted to do was add to the comparisons.

  • @n.m.fergus
    @n.m.fergus 4 года назад +353

    "YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE!?"
    "You can heal yourself?"
    I don't know why but that just made me die laughing

  • @samanthawilson5450
    @samanthawilson5450 3 года назад +11

    0:19
    "It just helps me focus" yeah right you have anger issues with your mother

  • @charlottechapin5953
    @charlottechapin5953 3 года назад +22

    0:41 Poor Ruby and Sapphire. They don’t understand marriage for humans.

  • @brysonturner6019
    @brysonturner6019 4 года назад +110

    Steven's face after his Connie Confession nightmare was absolutly PRICELESS.

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 4 года назад +1041

    He doesn’t need just therapy....
    He needs therapy, a psychologist, a psychiatrist, time & space to be alone, actual understanding of his condition by his family, and a *WHOLE LOTTA* piece and quiet
    Edit: Huh 667 likes
    Edit: MaybeABirb has told me I have 696, so shout out to him

    • @fatbighuman
      @fatbighuman 4 года назад +22

      and chicken nuggets

    • @ghostwizard7597
      @ghostwizard7597 4 года назад +18

      So... Quarantine? SU needs Corona virus

    • @therealicequeen1013
      @therealicequeen1013 4 года назад +11

      @@fatbighuman Don't forget some cookie cat snacks :D

    • @Mia-lx9fw
      @Mia-lx9fw 4 года назад +6

      I think he needs to get out from that toxic environment, that ghe gems created

    • @bramsxii
      @bramsxii 4 года назад +2

      dont forget snickers

  • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
    @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 4 года назад +804

    Anyone remember when Steven WAS the therapist and he didn’t need one?

    • @skyylarfeggins6857
      @skyylarfeggins6857 3 года назад +17

      That's gone now
      BUT HEL YEA WE CAN

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 3 года назад +28

      He probably needed therapy at the time too but nobody noticed.

    • @milacruz3970
      @milacruz3970 3 года назад +15

      That's why he needs one now. He was just a kid!!!

    • @seineevee
      @seineevee 3 года назад +3

      My memory doesn’t go back that far

    • @dedotrongames6402
      @dedotrongames6402 3 года назад +4

      Maybe he can go back in time to get himself to provide therapy for himself.

  • @weileong4751
    @weileong4751 4 года назад +16

    0:28 alternate versions ruby use Texas smash

  • @CrazyMonky-uq5mj
    @CrazyMonky-uq5mj 2 года назад +20

    2:03 Bluechair Reference

  • @bostonbean7071
    @bostonbean7071 4 года назад +253

    Ruby: *I TOLD STEVEN TO MARRY A 15 YEAR OLD*
    Sapphire: *OHMIGOD SAMMMME*

    • @4orestGAY
      @4orestGAY 4 года назад +11

      I’m dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 года назад +47

      Garnet: *WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY ARE WE ONLY SMART WHEN WE FUSE*

    • @squippites7356
      @squippites7356 3 года назад +6

      Isn’t she 14? 14 and 3/4?

    • @dragon2218
      @dragon2218 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vickimaughan5344
      @vickimaughan5344 2 года назад

      I pretty shore that Steven and connie are the same age witch is 16

  • @deadgodofneutrality7725
    @deadgodofneutrality7725 4 года назад +76

    Garnet: Breath in and breath out all the troubles inside you
    Steven: AAAaAAAAaaaaaAAAhHHHh

  • @furball_171
    @furball_171 4 года назад +607

    Nobody:
    Steven: *rose/pink diamond just wants to see the world burn*

    • @imnotcrystal4790
      @imnotcrystal4790 4 года назад +6

      *correct*

    • @mvseveron
      @mvseveron 4 года назад +3

      Just watch it all burn...

    • @lillballz1269
      @lillballz1269 4 года назад +7

      I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURN I GOT THE GASOLINE I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURN AND EVERYONE TURN MEAN

    • @corvaecorp
      @corvaecorp 4 года назад +3

      who wrote this? who wrote this?

    • @dawittming5634
      @dawittming5634 4 года назад +4

      Just watch it all BURNNNNNNN

  • @absurdjo296
    @absurdjo296 4 года назад +17

    Its salt and peeper land. Time 2:14

  • @love4moon_
    @love4moon_ 3 года назад +7

    Me:*seeing deku and Steven wearing broken bones boys*
    Steven:YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE!?!?
    Deku:You can heal yourself?
    Me:BAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • @jam-tea
    @jam-tea 4 года назад +71

    Steven: YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE?!
    Deku: You heal yourself?
    wow steven be calm

  • @Theveszelboy
    @Theveszelboy 4 года назад +595

    Jasper: is this a wig?
    Steven: it just helps me focus.
    Jasper:
    *D E D .*
    (Why am I just finding all of my cringey comments)

    • @seich-of-lacan-getter514
      @seich-of-lacan-getter514 3 года назад +14

      Again

    • @giornogiovanna777
      @giornogiovanna777 3 года назад +10

      Slumber

    • @jammy9597
      @jammy9597 3 года назад +10

      Shattered....gone...out of existence

    • @clegg6672
      @clegg6672 3 года назад +2

      It is not cringy, it is accurate

    • @Avinomus
      @Avinomus 3 года назад

      dont worry everybody who used youtube or any form of internet had made a cringy comments I did a lot of them lol

  • @sarcasticastronaut8098
    @sarcasticastronaut8098 4 года назад +315

    NO, JASPER, RUN, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO THIS CHILD IS CRAZY YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVEEEEEEEEE

    • @gay_potato3090
      @gay_potato3090 4 года назад +15

      RIP Jasper

    • @andifishgallery9400
      @andifishgallery9400 4 года назад +14

      This child needs HELP

    • @ahhh844
      @ahhh844 4 года назад +18

      MAH BOY STEVEN AINT CRAZY
      HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH A LOT
      Like corruption

    • @mistyclark9853
      @mistyclark9853 4 года назад +2

      Jasper be screwed

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 4 года назад +5

      Well.... she did, technically come out of it alive...?

  • @holabuenosdias28030
    @holabuenosdias28030 4 года назад +5

    *"I'm giving it depression!"* Steven as a baby: what the actual-

  • @wowananimator2953
    @wowananimator2953 4 года назад +21

    1:12 13 year old proceeds to have a 20 year olds voice

  • @linahasdo6681
    @linahasdo6681 4 года назад +140

    2:50
    The fact that they both are right makes it even more hilarious! 😂 😂 😂

    • @joeblaster8770
      @joeblaster8770 4 года назад +1

      What is the contexts of the you do it on purpose part?

    • @linahasdo6681
      @linahasdo6681 4 года назад +3

      @@joeblaster8770 he shouldn't break his bones whit Steven's expression and how shocked he sounds he's thinking "HEY I DON'T BREAK MY BONES ON PURPOSE THIS GUY DOES" you can really tell a lot from a sentence in an animation or little cartoon it's all about the facial expression. So yeah that's what I ment
      edit:so yeah 😐

  • @averyrogers1634
    @averyrogers1634 4 года назад +82

    But the broken bones club though like
    You can heal
    And you can do it on purpose
    *Insert surprised/angry pikachu face for both*

  • @alyssagross5360
    @alyssagross5360 4 года назад +167

    "I made this.
    I'm giving it *depression* ."

    • @abbijenson9957
      @abbijenson9957 4 года назад +9

      “And *PTSD*

    • @Kitkathere
      @Kitkathere 3 года назад +2

      And a Messiah complex, but that won't be realized til after he has to pay for my crimes UwU

    • @alexdenev9150
      @alexdenev9150 2 года назад +1

      Pink:im giving it depression
      Steven:Fu@k you too then

    • @layolajoseph856
      @layolajoseph856 2 года назад +1

      U should have given it sparkles to make it extra special 😊

    • @-TuberStriker-
      @-TuberStriker- 2 года назад

      And *NECK*

  • @missycat7598
    @missycat7598 4 года назад +2

    The intonation in Sapphire saying “Ruby” is fucking amazing and spot on

  • @poptartcat1116
    @poptartcat1116 4 года назад +5

    I just realized the first one makes no sense unless. Pink is gone Pink Steven said it himself! Let me rewind
    *[Back during change your mind]*
    Pink Steven: *"SHE'S GONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"*
    See?

  • @No1MaretuFan
    @No1MaretuFan 4 года назад +87

    Bakugo: *runs up to Steven and deku with an angry expression*
    Deku: He’s your problem now... bye!
    Steven: crap

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +14

      *Jasper enters the scene*

    • @riokamishiroakameragkastle3077
      @riokamishiroakameragkastle3077 4 года назад +15

      Todoroki and Garnet: *sips soba*

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 года назад +4

      ツ ツ ツAsterisk ツ ツ ツ but didn’t Steven basically murder someone

    • @lauralove5740
      @lauralove5740 4 года назад +3

      I wonder how a fight between Steven vs Midoriya will turn out. And who would win???!

    • @solidsnape9557
      @solidsnape9557 4 года назад +4

      Unless Midoriya has unlocked all of his dormant quirks within One For All, Steven wins for now...

  • @WhiteFireTheDragon
    @WhiteFireTheDragon 4 года назад +1555

    Imagine an Izuku/Steven fusion.

    • @coffeejelly9080
      @coffeejelly9080 4 года назад +248

      The Ultimate Bone Breaking Problem Child

    • @WhiteFireTheDragon
      @WhiteFireTheDragon 4 года назад +158

      @@coffeejelly9080 Steven's Diamond strength enhanced by One For All.

    • @fireknight4151
      @fireknight4151 4 года назад +102

      I love imagine it would be "The Number One Hero" in both worlds. Be. It would be named Steku or something similar with the nickname "Number One".

    • @fireknight4151
      @fireknight4151 4 года назад +71

      @@WhiteFireTheDragon not to mention Stevens healing may be enhanced as well by "One For All" and the bones will heal in seconds

    • @sleepymint_o1050
      @sleepymint_o1050 4 года назад +62

      He could take down entire universes with that fusion-

  • @akimi9862
    @akimi9862 4 года назад +76

    If Connie and Kevin were a thing I’d get depression-

  • @makotonaegi4904
    @makotonaegi4904 4 года назад +5

    **Gems have gems in one of their eyes**
    Some sapphire: I CaN hEaR tHe FuTuRe~

  • @cookiecrumbs_
    @cookiecrumbs_ 4 года назад +4

    1:18 Amethyst: When did you become such a prick
    Me: When did you just becoma a prickly pair

  • @antoinewilliams290
    @antoinewilliams290 4 года назад +90

    Steven: Want to be friends?
    Deku: Okay

  • @bloopitsbloob
    @bloopitsbloob 4 года назад +74

    2:50 LOOK AT MY SONS
    PRIDE DEFINITELY ISN’T THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR BUT THEY CUTE AS HECC

  • @Jeeehy
    @Jeeehy 4 года назад +198

    0:01: *god making me*

  • @patrickgan2485
    @patrickgan2485 4 года назад +2

    1:39 , so practically steven's three emotions are workaholic, obsessive ( over connie), paranoid, and literally his sad self, and in all that. *it's proof he needs therapy*

  • @Yiannis62
    @Yiannis62 3 года назад +2

    1:42
    My friends fighting about which idea is best then going to someone asking which idea is *BEST* :

  • @tcistrash9911
    @tcistrash9911 4 года назад +40

    Should’ve drawn Steven becoming Pink when he smashed the alarm clock.

  • @kyleexb
    @kyleexb 4 года назад +82

    No water for plant Kevin.
    #ProteccBabieConnieFromCreeps

    • @Nobodydigausta
      @Nobodydigausta 4 года назад +1

      Кайл Ягуар Kyle the Jaguar Are you saying that Kevin’s thirsty?

    • @kyleexb
      @kyleexb 4 года назад +1

      @@Nobodydigausta if you think that I meant smth dirty by that comment then I suggest you read again and see that I wrote PLANT Kevin (like plant beach city citizens from like episode 10 of Future) ^^;

  • @BritishArmedDefenced
    @BritishArmedDefenced 4 года назад +93

    0:18
    Jasper: is this a wig
    Steven: yeah it just helps me Focus
    Me: same buddy
    2:31
    Wait WHAT NOOOOOOOO NOT KEVIN AND CONNIE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE STEVEN AND CONNIE/ STEVONNIE WHHHHYYYY WHERE'S CONNIEEEEEE

    • @definitely_not_sans4709
      @definitely_not_sans4709 4 года назад +4

      Also Steven with the One Punch Man “Ok” face

    • @rubyrose746
      @rubyrose746 4 года назад +3

      @@v-cast8997 traitor....Stevonie forever

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 4 года назад

      R I okah?

    • @rubyrose746
      @rubyrose746 4 года назад

      @pinkypeachnugg xXx same...thats the only ships i like stevonnie and stevenel

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 года назад +1

      WHY KEVIN YOU ARE THE WORST! ALSO, JASPER IS SO DEAD.

  • @ZDS-w6i
    @ZDS-w6i 2 года назад +22

    0:18 dark…

  • @animechild1060
    @animechild1060 3 года назад +1

    His Steven voice is AMAZING.

  • @mlover93
    @mlover93 4 года назад +22

    Pink:I'm giving it depression
    Steven at the age of 16:(gets corrupte from deppresion)

  • @theninjakid1430
    @theninjakid1430 4 года назад +18

    2:23, That IS a bad nightmare
    But I REALLY wish he had asked Connie this instead of to marry him. That would've gone 80% better

  • @hoiimboreds3171
    @hoiimboreds3171 4 года назад +13

    Steven:YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE!
    midoriya : YOU DONT!?
    Both need therapy and love

  • @Kainkoon
    @Kainkoon 3 года назад +2

    God Deku and Steven would be such a cool crossover the world isn't even ready-

  • @littlesnowfox5417
    @littlesnowfox5417 Год назад +2

    My boi needs every therapist in the world

  • @matchi457
    @matchi457 4 года назад +25

    'Broken Bone Boys'
    Me: WERE JUST BLONDE BOYZ DOIN WHAT BLOND BOYZ DO-

  • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
    @dontexistanymorewithin6534 4 года назад +74

    Now we need the official “Pink Diamond did this to us club” starring...

    • @Astriyumi
      @Astriyumi 4 года назад +18

      Steven
      Volleyball
      Spinel
      The dimonds?(Maybe)
      And the rose Quarts (cant spell)

    • @mlpsecrets7931
      @mlpsecrets7931 4 года назад +4

      @@Astriyumi what did Pink do to the diamonds?

    • @Astriyumi
      @Astriyumi 4 года назад +3

      @@mlpsecrets7931 well thats why l Said maybe and they were sad because she was "gone"

    • @mlpsecrets7931
      @mlpsecrets7931 4 года назад +5

      @@Astriyumi I'm glad she left. Best decision she ever made

    • @Astriyumi
      @Astriyumi 4 года назад +3

      @@mlpsecrets7931 yep and worst one was leaveing (cant spell) spinel in the garden

  • @CosmicDreamer04
    @CosmicDreamer04 4 года назад +59

    2:38 and thats the time when Steven swore he would never never sleep again

    • @evelynlu83
      @evelynlu83 3 года назад +4

      I thought steven was gonna pull out a glock 🤣

    • @aeoe665
      @aeoe665 2 года назад +1

      @@evelynlu83 Probably some “Steven’s here to help “ maneuver On the Alarm

  • @kerryannemacdonald8893
    @kerryannemacdonald8893 2 года назад

    I just came to say I never noticed in the Steven Baby episode when Greg opens Stevens outfit to let his gem breath it's a diamond and also that episode and the one about introducing Uncle Andy are essentially the Christmas and Halloween episodes of Steven Universe

  • @-bubblei..
    @-bubblei.. 3 года назад +1

    LMAO- THE "IM GIVING IT DEPRESSION" GOT ME 😫✋

  • @TheSwanqueenAndTheEldricth
    @TheSwanqueenAndTheEldricth 4 года назад +17

    1:44 now this is simply scary, i feel the same connie

  • @Origamiisthebest
    @Origamiisthebest 4 года назад +59

    I wish someone give me depression
    Poor Steven
    Also Steven calm down watch some markipler or Coryxkenshin my guy

    • @SzaraWilk
      @SzaraWilk 4 года назад +6

      You don't wanna depression. Looking into only own failurs destroys humanity. Read Nietshe.

    • @SquishyTrym
      @SquishyTrym 4 года назад +4

      No. You seriously don't want the catastrophic thoughts of self-depreciation, self-loathing, paranoia, and desire to end your life whilst having no motivation to do anything. You seriously don't want that.

    • @midnightartist43
      @midnightartist43 4 года назад +2

      You don’t want depression, it’s just feeling empty or having to many emotions and you just end up hurting everyone around you and yourself without even realizing it and whenever you realize it’s already too late and you’re already too deep into it so you think you have no choice but to continue until someone snaps you out of it

    • @Origamiisthebest
      @Origamiisthebest 4 года назад +1

      Crafty inky Neon that was a joke I said

    • @BrokenDollyBoy
      @BrokenDollyBoy 4 года назад +1

      It's not something you want but when you have it it's fairly cool. You never have a reason to wake up so you get plenty of sleep, you hate yourself more than any bully could.
      But in all seriousness it's a horrible disorder that a lot people deal with.

  • @_CoolSwag69_
    @_CoolSwag69_ 4 года назад +69

    Oof poor Steven

  • @sardoniceheleno.7452
    @sardoniceheleno.7452 11 месяцев назад +1

    ''I'm giving it depression'' Said by me creating all my OCS inside my head.

  • @malihamubarok
    @malihamubarok 2 года назад

    Not Steven making Jasper wear his mom's wig so he can 'focus' on punching better-
    Help I'm losing it here 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Peridot5xg
    @Peridot5xg 4 года назад +7

    *[If only Greg divorced-]*

  • @coolkidoof6015
    @coolkidoof6015 4 года назад +30

    2:40 at first I didn’t know who the green kid was until I saw his hair style:I

    • @BasicallyRANDOMYT
      @BasicallyRANDOMYT 4 года назад +4

      I dont get it. Plz explain

    • @luisalvarado754
      @luisalvarado754 4 года назад +6

      Basically RANDOM Animations
      It’s Izuku Midoryia, AKA Deku. He’s got fluffy green hair.

    • @menuvijay2004uuiiuul
      @menuvijay2004uuiiuul 4 года назад +5

      Basically RANDOM Animations there’s this anime called hero academia ( correct me if I’m wrong ) and the main character , the green kid ( Deku ) has a saying ( I think 🤔 ) that he breaks his bones

    • @menuvijay2004uuiiuul
      @menuvijay2004uuiiuul 4 года назад +3

      And so does Steven

    • @coolkidoof6015
      @coolkidoof6015 4 года назад +3

      I know who izuku is he has one for all and other stuff like black wip

  • @Khookies-lp2lu
    @Khookies-lp2lu 4 года назад +12

    2:43 definiton of the two show's other Character's reaction to them
    Also, Midoriya is Steven's secret lovechild?

  • @KiwiMuffinLovesYou
    @KiwiMuffinLovesYou Год назад

    Coming back to this after 3 years and ALSO being an Mha fan.... THE LAST ONE HAHAHAHAHA I FINALLY GET IT!!

  • @Galactic_15
    @Galactic_15 3 года назад +1

    I would really just like a comic where pink and Steven meet and just work out their differences.

  • @PaytonPaw124
    @PaytonPaw124 4 года назад +28

    Best crossover ever

  • @xsxkurxx2534
    @xsxkurxx2534 4 года назад +22

    1:32 steven....you have the spinell cancer

    • @kacperjola528
      @kacperjola528 2 месяца назад +1

      It's more like Spinel Syndrome

  • @user-ss6lz9ql9u
    @user-ss6lz9ql9u 4 года назад +8

    Steven: YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE !?!? Midoria : YOU CAN HEAL YOURSELF!??!

  • @rrenzie
    @rrenzie 4 года назад

    I love how she makes the voice small so she can actually relate to the voice at the ruby and sapphire part XD

  • @marshysuxatlife8353
    @marshysuxatlife8353 4 года назад +1

    2:42 my favourite main characters chilling together with matching shirts

  • @avthendiarie9955
    @avthendiarie9955 4 года назад +40

    In deku defense broken bones is side effect for beginners using one for all

    • @sil3ntang3l53
      @sil3ntang3l53 4 года назад +10

      And in stevens defense, he was attacked countless times by either monsters or enemy gems as a kid xD

    • @avthendiarie9955
      @avthendiarie9955 4 года назад +2

      @@sil3ntang3l53 ture I just saying do blame the cutest character of my hero academia

    • @susiearnold
      @susiearnold 4 года назад +2

      Not the beginners just Izuku.

    • @avthendiarie9955
      @avthendiarie9955 4 года назад +1

      @@susiearnold I am pretty sure all migh had some broken bones when using all for one

    • @carmelchocolate
      @carmelchocolate 4 года назад +2

      @@avthendiarie9955 All Might said it himself, he didn't get any broken bones because he actually had the right body to handle One For All

  • @beth_m
    @beth_m 4 года назад +11

    Steven's dependent self is giving me flashbacks about Spinel...

    • @alostalex7575
      @alostalex7575 3 года назад

      _here in the garden, let's play a game, this is gonna be so much fun!_
      AAAAAUUUUUURRGGGHHHHHH

  • @melosan5868
    @melosan5868 4 года назад +11

    I'd love the end, at the beginning my first thought was about how related he was to Midocrying

  • @not.a.good.person._.6507
    @not.a.good.person._.6507 4 года назад

    Lol the broken t-shirts at the end XD that rlly fits in with deku and steven

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon 3 года назад +1

    The wig punshing was priceless ♡

  • @evetheartist9161
    @evetheartist9161 4 года назад +21

    FINALLY A VIDEO WITH A TITLE THAT MAKES SENSE

  • @avthendiarie9955
    @avthendiarie9955 4 года назад +11

    Steven Universe you are a adorable snow flake and you need help

  • @heilygonzalez2627
    @heilygonzalez2627 4 года назад +5

    Steven:YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE?!?!?!?
    Deku:you can heal yourself.....

  • @justprof8157
    @justprof8157 4 года назад

    *brushes teeth while watching this*
    "afterall happiness doesn't decrease when shared with others"
    "nether does trauma.."
    *SPITS*

  • @sarahwerry192
    @sarahwerry192 4 года назад

    Steven desperately needing therapy is putting it very very VERY VERY VERY kindly