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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2024
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Jane Goodall celebrating her 90th birthday with 90 dogs.
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Комментарии • 355

  • @thecriticandi
    @thecriticandi Месяц назад +1941

    Jost's "size of a mouse's leg" comeback was amazing.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 Месяц назад +32

      It was literally the perfect comeback.

    • @blackqueen164
      @blackqueen164 Месяц назад +5

      Excellent comeback for Chemisogynist😮

    • @TaxmanTV
      @TaxmanTV Месяц назад +12

      Could not think of a better counter lol. Che was mentally castrated on that one.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +4

      Good to see Colin taking the offensive!
      But Dr Goodall has been vegan for a while. And she doesn't own any apes, but if she did, I. Sure she wouldn't feed them dogs. Don't talk about Dr Goodall like that! 😅

    • @ev25zv
      @ev25zv Месяц назад +3

      100% scripted

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Месяц назад +1548

    "the size of a mouse's leg?" I love it when my punchlines have their own punchlines. 🤣

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Месяц назад +17

      More like unintentionally unfortunate implications, but whatever.

    • @mattep74
      @mattep74 Месяц назад +35

      He walked straight into that

    • @gz9520
      @gz9520 Месяц назад +13

      @@canaisyoung3601
      This is not improv. They are working from a script

    • @twinsplay0795
      @twinsplay0795 Месяц назад +8

      Lmao I loved when Michael Che held up his hand for a high-five, but Colin Jost just started at him

    • @megallica22
      @megallica22 Месяц назад +15

      ​@gz9520 Thank you Captain Obvious. WWE is also scripted. Doesn't mean it can't be enjoyed all the same.

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady Месяц назад +450

    “No, no wait, take that joke back!”
    “We already locked it in” 😂

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Месяц назад +692

    WOW Che walked right into that last one, thank god Jost took advantage of that.

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 Месяц назад +13

      He didn't have another one, but the camera went back to him and waiting for him to have a word. Me thinks staged, but still funny.

    • @Dma118
      @Dma118 Месяц назад +13

      The whole shows scripted ?

    • @dr.debajyotibose2928
      @dr.debajyotibose2928 Месяц назад +2

      @@Dma118 Yes always

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 Месяц назад

      damn you Mullaney

    • @mr.nguyen3222
      @mr.nguyen3222 Месяц назад +11

      @@Dma118 scripted or not, still funny asf

  • @Guy-qs5nz
    @Guy-qs5nz Месяц назад +287

    Jost's delivery of the line "...there's no dog" was masterclass perfect.

    • @j10001
      @j10001 Месяц назад +3

      I saw it coming, but it was delightful nonetheless. Only the best joke’s can do that! 🏆

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica Месяц назад +1

      @@j10001 Came here to say *exactly* this. I was at least a full beat ahead of it and I still spit coffee.

  • @judgemorris
    @judgemorris Месяц назад +473

    “Yours is the size of a mouse’s leg?” 😂

  • @trantoMus1c
    @trantoMus1c Месяц назад +270

    “Brother same” 😂😂

  • @pipsic
    @pipsic Месяц назад +256

    That "no dog" joke is classic Norm Macdonald tribute

    • @PurcellAdam
      @PurcellAdam Месяц назад +7

      I broke silence there, too.

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 Месяц назад +4

      I thought the Jane Goodall joke was a Norm reference. So there's two

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 Месяц назад +5

      @@motorcycleboy9000 I was going to comment the same thing. The punchline and delivery on that apes joke was total Norm. They've both done a few jokes like that in the past. You can tell the late, great Norm MacDonald was a huge influence on them.

    • @ianbauer4703
      @ianbauer4703 Месяц назад +2

      The greatest

    • @TheGreatAtario
      @TheGreatAtario Месяц назад +4

      …Or so the Germans would have us believe.

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Месяц назад +242

    What a epic clapback from jost. It's the size of a mouse's leg?" 🤣💀

    • @barney5583
      @barney5583 Месяц назад +4

      nicholasgarrick8855, *an epic

  • @kristinaparker5597
    @kristinaparker5597 Месяц назад +62

    Michael got betrayed by his own joke!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Guy-qs5nz
    @Guy-qs5nz Месяц назад +97

    Those conjoined twins girls went to my HS in MN. Crazy stuff. Hope they're happy and the guy's ❤ is in the right place and isn't acting with the wrong intentions. Those girls were saints and deserve happiness.

  • @bille9243
    @bille9243 Месяц назад +7

    The support dog joke is hall of fame level.

  • @trantoMus1c
    @trantoMus1c Месяц назад +482

    “Hitler minus the gas chamber” is absolutely wild💀

    • @TheFMHatter1986
      @TheFMHatter1986 Месяц назад +34

      But it's what we've known for years he's just plain bonkers

    • @DieRoza
      @DieRoza Месяц назад +30

      Sad thing is, it was a quote not a joke

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Месяц назад +39

      Well, Che has a point. The fact that Kanye apparently doesn't deny the holocaust is an unpredictable silver lining here.

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl Месяц назад +4

      Well, it started with bullets and vans that had theirs exhaust redirected inside...

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 Месяц назад +3

      @@DieRoza well an alleged quote in a lawsuit. no way to know for sure if its real

  • @MaxModded
    @MaxModded Месяц назад +18

    "Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?!" Smack down. Priceless!!

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 Месяц назад +99

    Oh, Colin Jost's finally hitting back at Michael Che and it isn't even Christmas Joke Swap.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 15 дней назад

      Or the summer/end of season one. But the last episode of the season is going to air as of this writing, so maybe there will be revenge on that.

  • @cschmitz100
    @cschmitz100 Месяц назад +56

    “Another mouth to feed” 😂

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 Месяц назад +77

    I really thought Che got cooked with the yacht joke, then the mouse leg hit, and I was floored.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +3

      It's about time that Colin went on the offensive!

    • @thesilverhedgehog
      @thesilverhedgehog Месяц назад +1

      Bet you didn't think you'd ever type the phrase "then the mouse leg hit"! I sure didn't.😂

  • @clarafedde8674
    @clarafedde8674 Месяц назад +65

    Colin really kicked that mouses 3rd leg.....😂😂😂

  • @chriscripplercruz1833
    @chriscripplercruz1833 Месяц назад +18

    Colin never looked so scared as when Che yelled out same looking for a high five lol 😅

  • @Emparier
    @Emparier Месяц назад +39

    bro got cooked lmaooo

  • @a1st532
    @a1st532 Месяц назад +5

    CHRISTMAS came EARLY this year w/ Colin roasting Che today!!😂🎉

  • @vintagelady1
    @vintagelady1 Месяц назад +6

    Out standing!! I laughed all the way to the bathroom, where my toilet was NOT leaking.

  • @surgicalninja216
    @surgicalninja216 Месяц назад

    “[…] another mouth to feed” took me out!😂😂😂

  • @ilovetotri23
    @ilovetotri23 Месяц назад +13

    They always kill me! With laughter, of course!

  • @jeromepeters9842
    @jeromepeters9842 Месяц назад +28

    I haven’t heard the word "skank" in a while…good one

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад

      One of Che's favs

  • @Colt8722
    @Colt8722 Месяц назад +1

    Weekend update is currently *THE BEST* part of present day SNL
    Love it

  • @parkergreen6583
    @parkergreen6583 Месяц назад +1

    I love when they uncomfortably scribble and pretend like theyre doing something on their papers 😅

  • @snowguy2006
    @snowguy2006 Месяц назад +7

    I laughed more than normal at the jokes this week lol.. good stuff.

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 Месяц назад +8

    Colin’s comeback 😂😂😂

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 Месяц назад +8

    Another good weekend update but the last few were on fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @grokfilms9611
    @grokfilms9611 Месяц назад +4

    the hurricane joke did not get enough love 😂

    • @hcrobin
      @hcrobin 28 дней назад

      Because it sounded less like WU and more like something the 700 Evangelical Trump Kissers Club would say 😒

  • @kalebmanning4425
    @kalebmanning4425 Месяц назад +4

    How is it that SNL as a whole gets worse and worse but these guys get better and better? This should really be the whole show now.

  • @negano5654
    @negano5654 Месяц назад +5

    "Brother same." 😂😂😂😂

  • @brianjennings7644
    @brianjennings7644 Месяц назад +16

    Remember "Blue Ice Bombs", when the flushed toilets dropped blu ice chunks, on roofs?

  • @Brandon-os3qr
    @Brandon-os3qr Месяц назад +6

    This was one of my favorites in a while

  • @DanielSmith-ow3xv
    @DanielSmith-ow3xv Месяц назад +1

    The Dog joke had me LOL

  • @Canadas_Very_Own
    @Canadas_Very_Own Месяц назад +2

    That Jane Goodall joke was total Norm Macdonald.

  • @randommminator
    @randommminator Месяц назад +6

    Lmao the photoshop bit again and ending were golden!

  • @nkogliaz
    @nkogliaz Месяц назад +1

    Colin has waited his entire SNL career for that mouse's leg joke, he finally nailed Che.

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 Месяц назад +3

    People who take their shoes off on planes should be banned from flying

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill Месяц назад

      I don't have an issue with socked feet as long as they aren't really smelly, but I would agree on people who take off their socks

    • @PatricKlein86
      @PatricKlein86 Месяц назад

      Fair point. Socks at your seat is fine.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Месяц назад +1

    That last joke with Michael and Colin 😂😂

  • @cranjismcbasketball2565
    @cranjismcbasketball2565 Месяц назад +2

    Whenever these two are on the air, they brighten up my day!

  • @sittingonthemoon2083
    @sittingonthemoon2083 Месяц назад +2

    "Ancient Skank" 😂😂😂

  • @celiacurry9393
    @celiacurry9393 Месяц назад +2

    KANYE WEST NEEDS A CONCILIO OF PSYCHIATRISTS

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Месяц назад

    That last joke, though! LOL

  • @axnyslie
    @axnyslie Месяц назад +21

    Trump, Kanye and Diddy all reinforcing my profound embarrassment in being an American.

    • @wawaicedcoffee
      @wawaicedcoffee Месяц назад +2

      Eh I’m not embarrassed, they don’t represent me at all. Every country has their crazy celebs

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill Месяц назад +2

      @@wawaicedcoffee ... except for the one that literally represented you for four years and unfortunately has a very real shot of doing so again

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 Месяц назад

      just trump and diddy, we still love kanye

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Месяц назад +1

      Can you imagine choosing the name you want to be called out of ALL THE POSSIBLE NAMES, and you want to be called……. “Diddy”? At least “Puff Daddy” and “Puffy” sounded vaguely cool.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Месяц назад +2

      @@cowfat8547 Speak for yourself! I wouldn’t let him into the yard

  • @pamelatimmins1055
    @pamelatimmins1055 Месяц назад +3

    Colin got you Michael, lol.

  • @markpr73
    @markpr73 Месяц назад

    It took awhile but these guys are KILLIN’ IT every week during this segment.

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 Месяц назад +1

    "And I am shocked that Yeezy believes in the Holocaust." 😄

  • @eiononeill
    @eiononeill Месяц назад +4

    0:33 This gives me Norm MacDonald vibes

  • @JimJava007
    @JimJava007 Месяц назад +2

    Colin is going to spend the rest of the year trying to figure out how to replicate that level of burn for the joke swap.

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle Месяц назад +1

    When CHe realizes he set himself up.

  • @MrJes3141
    @MrJes3141 Месяц назад +4

    "... there's no dog."😆

    • @j10001
      @j10001 Месяц назад

      Next joke in the set 😂😂

  • @jordangalloway2061
    @jordangalloway2061 Месяц назад +14

    Insert “carrying the show” comments ^

  • @Robert_MacCready
    @Robert_MacCready Месяц назад

    This entire episode was one the best of all time.

  • @katieorr3903
    @katieorr3903 Месяц назад

    I love hearing Michael's laugh during Colin's jokes 😊

  • @davidheuser2119
    @davidheuser2119 Месяц назад +5

    I'm learning alot...lol

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Месяц назад

    "Ya?" I liked him better when he was Puff Daddy.-🤣Or was it Puffington Diddlesworth?😂😂(thanks David Spade)

  • @richardjohnston2557
    @richardjohnston2557 Месяц назад +33

    If Kanye wants to be like Hitler, can he just skip to the ending?

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster Месяц назад +3

      Fleeing to South America?

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 Месяц назад

      but then we'd lose the greatest artist of all time

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Месяц назад

      The incident in the bunker?

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 Месяц назад

      @@cowfat8547 is he really? are you saying he's better than elvis, bowie, the beatles, the stones, frank sinatra, marvin gaye, and joni mitchell among many others?

    • @ebonix33
      @ebonix33 Месяц назад

      Ur moma first😅😅😅😅

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Месяц назад +1

    So much went so wrong that it is so right HA 😂😂

  • @he_be_jonesin8188
    @he_be_jonesin8188 Месяц назад +1

    Three times the Round Tableler of the year, Michael Che!!

  • @yetigonecrazy
    @yetigonecrazy Месяц назад

    I love that Che laughs at his own jokes. Show's he doesn't take it too seriously

  • @MillenZaLPhA
    @MillenZaLPhA Месяц назад

    That 👋🏽 at the end

  • @andywhata
    @andywhata Месяц назад +1

    OK these sketches are funny 😂

  • @AwesomeAndy-1
    @AwesomeAndy-1 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Colin got Che! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad Месяц назад +1

    If you’re a schizophrenic, don’t get a support cat. Cats are always staring at stuff that isn’t there.

  • @mizsab365
    @mizsab365 Месяц назад

    A spat my water out at "Ancient Skank"

  • @SupercaliFreyalistic
    @SupercaliFreyalistic Месяц назад

    Che and Jost never fail to make my week❤❤❤

  • @meetmehalfway7982
    @meetmehalfway7982 Месяц назад +1

    Kanye, ever since you put on the red hat, we have all known you wanted to be like the guy who failed art school.

  • @xkwkdmlwlstn
    @xkwkdmlwlstn Месяц назад

    And i literally LOLed at minus chamber😂

  • @marym12522
    @marym12522 Месяц назад +2

    "Another mouth to feed"😅😅😅

  • @kennydouglas9459
    @kennydouglas9459 Месяц назад +1

    I love Che 😂 When I’m going to America in definitely gonna watch some stand up of his

  • @americanoutside
    @americanoutside Месяц назад

    😂😂😂 😂😂😂No dog!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MountainsoftheHeart
    @MountainsoftheHeart Месяц назад

    He is not touching THAT HAND 😂

  • @cynthiasmith4130
    @cynthiasmith4130 Месяц назад

    I look forward to Week-End Update every week.....😂😂😂😂.....

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess Месяц назад

    Colin, you should've shown a photo of Bob, Jr. during that plane joke.

  • @Skinnyd4
    @Skinnyd4 Месяц назад

    2:22 - that one was pretty slick, Colin!
    Sorry, Mike - you set yourself up there...

  • @johnnydarling8021
    @johnnydarling8021 Месяц назад +7

    Why did I laugh at all of the dog jokes? 😮

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад

      Bc you're a sick puppy?

  • @jheylin
    @jheylin Месяц назад +8

    90th! Congrats!

  • @El_Al14
    @El_Al14 Месяц назад +1

    As a black man myself, I’m very heart broken by Kolin’s ‘mouse’s leg’ brilliant comeback😢. we are under active attack bros😅

  • @ebarteldes
    @ebarteldes Месяц назад

    I take my shoes off on planes!!!!

  • @celesterosales8976
    @celesterosales8976 Месяц назад

    Physical comedy and a girdle 😂

  • @AM-Perspectives
    @AM-Perspectives Месяц назад +1

    The third leg joke was devastating to Jost, but his comeback was equally embarrassing to Che.

  • @skzip888
    @skzip888 Месяц назад

    Someone tell Lady Bunny we found her lipstick!

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 Месяц назад

    I must get me one of them Burton’

  • @neadew
    @neadew Месяц назад

    We already locked it in!
    I died

  • @andgainingspeed
    @andgainingspeed Месяц назад +2

    The subdued laughter after the "people who take off their shoes" tells me I don't want to fly with the audience. 😐

  • @Los150
    @Los150 Месяц назад +1

    Kanye vs Jews is one of the wildest beefs in a long time lol

  • @cesaralvarado6218
    @cesaralvarado6218 Месяц назад

    "NO DOG!!!!"

  • @joshuafontenot2548
    @joshuafontenot2548 Месяц назад

    Che's the winner this week !! Damn good hurricane joke.

  • @brianingell3174
    @brianingell3174 Месяц назад +1

    the conjoined twins story always produces amazing questions about their husband and how certain things work......

  • @cesarbugarini499
    @cesarbugarini499 Месяц назад

    2:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ADIOS

  • @Raymond-zz5pi
    @Raymond-zz5pi Месяц назад +1

    Lol! Leaky toilet, Kanye West. Thats all I need to see here.

  • @kingMadnus
    @kingMadnus Месяц назад

    They are too good together

  • @vfsasb
    @vfsasb Месяц назад

    Colin wins it this week! Che walked right into it.

  • @ryu_san_
    @ryu_san_ Месяц назад +1

    Colin a Che are on fire this week!

  • @teresatano193
    @teresatano193 Месяц назад

    10/10 on this one !!

  • @pponcho8245
    @pponcho8245 Месяц назад

    1:23 I knew it!!!!!

  • @Theire1
    @Theire1 Месяц назад +1

    I know its a hallucination because if it was real my dog would bark at it . works most of the time , mostly ...

  • @megdoe6482
    @megdoe6482 Месяц назад

    Isn’t that fascinating Colin! 🤩