Meanwhile… UK’s Overpriced Ice Cream | Microplastics In Testicles | 706 Kyles In One Place
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- Опубликовано: 21 май 2024
- Meanwhile… A little girl in the UK had a lot to say about the price of ice cream, a study found microplastics present in human and canine testicles, and hundreds of people named Kyle gathered in a failed attempt to set a world record.
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That little British gal is my new hero. “Bet he can hear me!!!” You go girl.
'Bloody' terrifying.
@@UberLummox Bloody 'ell mate!
LMAO I watched it three times, she is fantastic!!!! I am going to watch it again, LOVE HER!!!
Yet, the exact same thing from a 30 year-old gets the "Karen" label. Hmm.
@@robr177 LMAO this was a little kid making a great point not asking for the manager and NOT screaming at the employees NOT EVEN CLOSE to a 30 year old Karen
I have never before seen a child so intensely British
English, nae British...nae Scottish, nae Welsh... bloody English...
@@thebagelsproductions Gods country 😉
It was almost offensively english 🤣
@@thebagelsproductions: 😂😂😂 She was proper grumpy just like an old woman.
@@thebagelsproductions.. it's actually a Lancashire accent (but don't worry, they are very similar)
" bet he could hear meehhh!?!?😂😂😂😂. I love, love, love that little girl. She's adorably angry.
Bet that means????? Plz my mother tongue is not English...? May you please explain???
@@MrUgly-gb8nr She was saying "I bet he can hear me!". It means she hopes he can hear that she is not happy with him.
@MrUgly-gb8nr she was criticizing him and was basically saying she didn't care if he heard her. That's kinda what I inferred from it.
It's the "Yeah, bet he can hear me!" Absolutely love her!
It's when she says "He should know!" The sage wisdom of the ages!
"He only does bloody card. Stood there with my cash!" I can relate, little girl, I can relate.
Isn't it usually the other way around?
@@TheInkPitOx That's true, but I've seen both. And both is bad.
@@TheInkPitOx no, they don't want to be rob, of cash.
Children can't have cards and would have to ask their parents every single time they buy ice cream so children can't secretly buy ice cream or just buy for themselves. Who is the ice cream seller even gonna sell ice cream for then? Quite a lot of parents these days don't even want to buy their kids any sweets after all.
bloody hell
That little girl speaks for everyone sick and tired of all the price gouging going on.
Do you mean free-market economics and the normal response of the price-demand curve when subject to changes in supply and demand? Sounds to me like that ice cream vendor is 100% the kind of free-market capitalist whereof John Stuart Mill would be proud
@@icantollie Is this satire or do you actually think you’re improving people’s opinions of free market capitalism with this
@@poe_slaw It's how your country is structured. When there is a natural disaster in the US then people panic buy water, and there are people on the side of the road selling it for 1000% markup, that's what happens.
@@icantollie "We supply a substandard product, and demand you pay way too much for it!"
It's a World Wide Suicide!
That kid is brilliant!
I watched it about ten times!
Still can't get enough lol
- that little one will go far
She is just the daughter of a british Karen doing what her Karen mother does...
That "bet he can hear meh!" was just the cherry on top 😂
That girl is 100% right! £9 for 2 ice creams! What a rip off!
And doesn't accept cash.
$11.50 is a damn ripoff
I predict this little hot shot calling out gross capitalism will go on to become a rip-roaring politician fighting for the little people.
She was ready to pay them if they accepted cash. So, much for the "smart" girl.
9 squid for two tiddlywinks. Oi that's a load of rubbish. Blimey. I don't know how to speak Bri'ish.
“Stood there with my cash!” fucking kills me because I had this experience just this evening on the bus. 😭😂 I hope she goes on to make waves.
I think she pronounced it "stood there wiv my cash!!"
Wiv me cash. 😂
@@imadkhachan5639 RUclips lets me translate your comment into English. You might be surprised to hear that what you actually said was "Cash in marriage." Look I don't make the rules here.
Ah, so that's what "little girls are made of sugar and spite" means.
And her twin sister lets her do all the talking lol. She did try to chime in in the beginning before her sister went off and she just laughed with her mum
"Bloody well bad!" Her fully righteous and fervent indignation speaks for all confronted with injustice and is, IMHO, the best thing EVER.
This girl could easily be any of my students in the NW of England. When I moved to Britain from America to work as a music teacher I had this silly idea that kids here would all be kinda posh and have "Hermione accents". First day on the job I discovered they were all like this little girl. The roughness, the feistiness, but also the massive heart they put into everything they say and do. Thank you for sharing this video. I'd always wanted to show my family and friends in the States how these kids are, but as a teacher you can't just whip out your phone and record them 😂
Twins look like the real Hermione
If you search educating Yorkshire on RUclips you might find some more. There was a series following a Yorkshire school a few years back. Probably on have the extreme clips on here though.
Having read a lot of your fellow countryman’s replies to this, yours is the best. Absolutely beautiful
You’re not alone, most Americans think Brits all have Hermione accents. In reality, very few Brits talk like that.
@@luxpursuits No, they don't.
That's the most adorable angry child I've ever seen...
She looks exactly like a future true Karen. Even the gestures are a classic Karenism manner.
If she decides to move across the pond I say we give her a place as the lead of the CFPB.
Scary AF.
Someone get her an internship with Elizabeth Warren
It's the genuine affront I think. When adults rant we (usually) know that they know that they're going a bit over the top, all parties are self-aware and indulging themselves.
This kid totally means it though. There's no guile there, nothing else going on - overpriced ice-cream is just a clear injustice in the world that _must_ be protested :).
That child basically sums up our entire culture in Britain "HOW BLOODY MUCH?"
She'd go ballistic (and rightly so) at US stadium food prices
@@paulcalixte2223 bloody hell the cost of a pint over that way will make your eyes pop out of your head 😂
I've heard that british people are polite
@@krox477 well until we are crossed then it all kicks off.
@@krox477 externally yes, however if you spent just one minute in our brains you’d all realise we’re creatures driven by spite and contempt for our fellow man 😂
Bet he can hear me 😂😂
No girl , The world is hearing you😂
That little British girl is also gaining considerable popularity in South Korea now.
That kid complaining about the cost of ice cream definitely has a future as a politician.
Nope. That kid was being honest about her position; let me know the last politician you saw doing THAT.
@@greenAbbot As someone who lives in Scandinavia ... you have my pity, where ever you live.
It worked for Clint Eastwood, when he ran for mayor of Carmel, California and won!
Better politicians start with less ignorant voters.@@greenAbbot
@@greenAbbot We can always hope. We've (the US) got a handful who seem to care about justice and prosperity for all more than personal greed or unquestioning party loyalty.
Good ideas can spread--just hold out a little hope.
Give that lass a whiteboard and send her to Congress.
Let her face-off with MTG in open session...
She's Bri'ish, so to the House of Commons with 'er.
@@caronstout354😅😅😅.
😂👌👏👏👏
We don't have a congress in the the UK.
"Stood there with me cash!" took me all the way out
"Yeah, bet he can hear me!" I love her!!
If that girl is not already booked for a lucrative ice cream commercial as we speak, marketing people have no idea what they are doing.
scm girl, hasn;t worked a day in her life and you find this funny? she will turn into a cancer as an adult, just watch it
Ninja commented on her TikTok page something like " Ninja Creami on it's way immediately". So, not quite a lucrative deal but i think Little girls will be made up with a free ice cream machine (if that's what that it).
@@ChristopherEggleton1975ninja creamie ? That’s sus
That little girl made me proud to be British 🇬🇧 she understands the value of money and knows when she is being ripped off. it gives me some hope for the future . Keep up the good work, sweetheart
... english, nae British...nae Scottish, nae Welsh, bloody english...
@@datgrrl5698 The Anglo-Saxon invasions were 1500 years ago. Get over it :-).
I love how she's genuinely concerned about his business model. "He's gonna get nowhere with that!"
@@datgrrl5698its a British accent
I heard the Anglo-Saxon invasion of yo daddy was last night
Jk
That little girl is absolutely correct. 9 quid for 2 ice creams and he doesn't take cash? 🤣 Bloody joke! 🤣🤣
I absolutely LOVE this smart young girl's passion!! Keep protecting your money Princess!! You're going to be a great Lawyer in the future!! ❤😂
£9 for ice cream on a hot day equals a bloody meltdown.
@JasonC-ic3qd sorry dear, but if you're old enough to have been chasing ice cream trucks before there was internet, you've already entered midlife.
Wasn't even a good ice cream it seems it was those cheap screwball ones with the gum in the bottom
that's for 2 ice creams
That kid has a great future ahead, probably as prime minister of the United Kingdom.
Nope... she already has too much financial sensibility to qualify for the job.
She's probably overqualified and more capable than the last half dozen, I'm kinda good with the idea
Nah, she clearly cares about the economy which immediately rules her out of the running!
Sadly she's too Northern for that. Shadow Chancellor at best.
Conservative lobby groups would never give such a person an easy ride. No matter the efficacy of their arguments. The right-wing autocrats can't fight against such strong accents and personalities. The snobby right wing believes that one must be cordial and happy that the ice cream man's prices are promoting profit over quality or quantity. This star-kid is the complete opposite of what right-wing influencers and the Tory base want as a politician.
"bet he can hear me!" is the funniest thing ive heard in months
I used to work at a tourist mall & have said for decades said that English children are the world's best mannered. We now know what it takes to shatter that famous English reserve. Don't mess with a child's ice cream supply!
Unfair treatment is what lights the fire. That ice cream van was trying to ripp her off. Thsr particularly ice cream is around £1 in uk. Asking for maybe double? You could get away with...but Asking for NINE times more? I have a feeling that ice cream van is selling errr "other products"..
I see
Young Lady, your constructive critics about the price of icecream made my day! Thank you!
You're so right! Her critiques of modern capitalism's price-gouging and exclusionary, currency practices are so on point! An economist in the making!💸💳🔍🤓🇬🇧❤
You scream I scream we all scream for ... Wait! What?! 9 POUNDS??!! BLOODY 'ELL!!!
😂
That "we all scream for Ice cream" is a real good horror short story. Cannot remember the series but it was an American show with different horror stories..Still the scariest thing is £9!!!!! What the #*@%*😮
@@jenniferburgess9619 You mean American Horror Story? :LOL
She's everything Northern Brits should be, open, honest, direct, to the point, polite - to a point and Funny!
You mean all brits, not just northerners
@@becca8225Northern ones only.
@@becca8225 Sorry you don't get to have this one.
Exactly 💯
Love this girls rant! So British..
That girl is a boss. 😂😂
I love the little girl from the UK she expressed my feelings exactly. Bloody hell. 🤑🍦🤯
That little British girl rocks! I hope she becomes Prime Minister someday.
She should be the Prime Minister now!
That is the most adorable rant I have seen all year.
C'mon Late Show, send those girls some of your ice cream.
Some Americone Dream
Brilliant
You are my one and only source for all my Microplastics In Testicles news, go on protecting all of us good Sir!
It's too late for protection. We just need to learn to live with our plastic bits.
i'm just over here wondering how the microplastic in the testicles are interacting with the weed killer in the testicles.
@@jlt131 , no wonder the plants out back won't grow....
Um, eww? And, huh? 😁
Oh, that sweet little Brit! She reminds me of the time my bubble gum went from 2 cents to 3 cents. That’s when I learned the word “inflation” …. In 1974.
I remember 3 for a penny …l am old!
Well, when I was little, I used to get 3 for a nickel. (PS they cost a nickel each at the time 😏😏💪)
I mean, she's not wrong; nine pounds for two ice creams does sound a little on the high side, chewing gum or no chewing gum.
Yeah, that's $11.45
I can get a pack of gum and a small box of ice creams for that at the gas station and they are there 24/7, less than 5 min walk away, and they take cash lol
Or I can get a whole gallon of ice cream for less than that.
Fox news is blaming Biden 😂
@@aturner488 even for her swearing and the fact that the prick only takes card (sorry, 9£ for 2 icecreams? Hes a prick)
Millennials blame the economy for the fact that unlike generations before them, they can't afford a home anymore. Gen Alpha can't even afford a second ice cream anymore.
In fairness, 9 quid for 2 ice creams is outrageous she’s not wrong 😂
Now, That IceCream Man has been declared as the Most Wanted in the England!😅
Burnley! I never thought I’d be watching a US programme and hear a Burnley accent. ❤
Ah so that's what it is I thought it sounded Manc but not quite and I couldn't put my finger on it
I realize the UK has a ridiculous number of accents, but you can pinpoint it down to a single CITY?!
@@leavingitblank9363 I taught there for six years, it’s a very distinct accent.
@@Coni2009 your wrong
@@paulmcdonough1093 No, he's quite correct, the little girl is most Certainly from East Lancashire :- ie - Burnley!!!
She would shine in acting. Just be yourself girl, always!❤
They both perform in dance competitions (and win)!
Little girl giving a heartfelt description of the ice cream truck business model.
Disappointment! 😢❤
I burst out laughing throughout her speech
Justified anger I'd say! What kind of ice cream truck only takes credit cards?
I mean here in the U.S. it's common to find ice cream _shops_ that only take credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Wallet, Venmo, or CashApp, but not cash
@@icantollie true, but being an ice cream truck, they should expect a solid 90% of their customers to be kids with wadded-up bills and coins they had stuffed into their piggy banks. Unless they got the Ritchie Rich lifestyle and can whip out credit cards for every little thing
@@icantollie but those are not ice cream trucks are they? Parents frequently give children money (cash) to go buy ice cream from the ice cream truck. You mean we have to give them our credit cards now??? I am NOT in favor of that idea!
Not cards, they are supposed to beep their phone to pay 😔 try to keep up
😂🤣
That kid is hilarious!
"Yeah, bet he can hear me!!"
Proper Lancashire Lass doing us proud xx
That ain't Lancashire, she is as Yorkshire as you get.
@@copiousfoolThese are Burnley lasses with Burnley accents.
@@copiousfool Easy mistake to make. They're from close to the border of Yorkshire (about 10 miles).
@@BadgerUKvideo I am from Lancashire (west) and wasn't sure myself, but turns out they are from Burnley.
@@copiousfool Townley park, Burnley, Lancashire, not Yorkshire.
"Edging the front yard with his weed whacker"
Give that writer one hundred million dollars.
Wins double entendre of the interwebs for this week.
Or two ice creams with chewing gum.
@@germantoenglish898 Hell, that's at least a _triple_ entendre.
You're not gonna get any weedkiller out if you're just edging, though. ^_~
Honestly a huge win for the writer because I don't think steven knew what he was saying.
We need that UK kid on the show, ranting about anything and everything.
That little British girl is HILARIOUS!!! 🤣
That's the Future UK PM....
You should be so lucky.
She's already better than any PM in my lifetime
@@gordonduffy476 which is saying a lot when you could be a toddler and there would still be plenty to choose from.
Unfortunately we always end up with millionaire/ billionaire twerps😢
"nine quid!!!" Got-damn, she's epic😂
Word has it that our British Special Forces have already approached her to see if she would like to become a new RSM (Regimental Sergeant Major) in the British Special Air Service. Word also has it that the troopers are beginning to quit en masse through sheer fear of what is coming their way.
Oh girl Baby girl... you tell them.
9 quid for 2 ice cream bars is a rip off AND he dint take cash.
That's atrocious!
Love the British young lady with the attitude. One of the youngest with reasoning skills these days...
When she says "one that comes on my street", I would usually interpret the "my street" as "the street I live on." But with her I involuntarily interpret it as "the street that I bloody own!"
Ice Cream Gate - Marnie and Mylah, from Burnley in Lancashire, North West England. That accent is unmistakable!
delete personal info, mate
So funny how the twin girls started to speak with exact same words like their minds were linked "Sooo..."
9 quid? That's a little over 11 dollars! Who's charging that much for ice cream?!
Rip off merchants in ice cream vans. They've always been more expensive because it saves folks from going to the shop as the vans often stop in your street. Ice cream is cheaper in the shops.
@@Elwaves2925 I knew the ice cream man was up to something 😑
@@Elwaves2925 To be fair, as the plaintiff clearly stated in her testimony, the one that comes down her street charges between £1 and change and £2 for the same product.
@@jajabez8379 Must be an American owned truck cause that sounds like American prices. (the one she's complaining about not the cheaper one.)
its all the petrol cost.
How is McDonald's supposed to give people new McFlurries when their ice cream machines are always broken?
He should know he ain't going anywhere with that... Ice cream man should close business😂
Lol 🤣😂🤣 I love her spunk lol 🤣😂🤣 “ I bet he can hear me “… lol 🤣😂🤣
Excuse me!
I phuckin love that little Brit. Phuckin hell, man!😂
That English girl is ‘bout that life. 😂
Fearless lass🙌🏾 “bet he can hear me”🤣 bloody ell! She is my new hero!
The sass, wonderful! That righteous girl hit the nail on the head, & her friend was in complete agreement! ✌😄
Her twin sister :)
I chuckled so much at that child's reaction to the pricey ice cream. If I have a bad day, I'm playing that video for myself
An icecream seller only taking cards!?!?
The UK is almost cashless at this point. A majority of people make less than one cash transaction per week.
@@EebstertheGreatwhich is truly a dark direction to go in.
‘E should NNOOO!
Yes, that is true of most now
From the price, and the card only, it's probably a wanky "posh" ice cream seller. Not a bog standard ice cream van. Most places in the UK take either cash only, or card and cash. Take no notice of hyperbolic henries who say we're a cashless society.
9 quid for two icecreams?? That is bloody outrageous!
Let this be a lesson to all would-be ice cream profiteers; DON"T F**K WITH LANCASHIRE.
As Yorkshire found out several centuries ago...
Loved that little girl from the UK.
She's english...
@@datgrrl5698So she is from the UK what’s your point?
@@maodmifcnr SNP vibes
@@datgrrl5698England is one of the countries that make up the UK
@@datgrrl5698 I've seen you in multiple threads. Have you ever looked a map? I'm guessing your Scottish from your use of Scots in other threads. You're from the UK/ Britain. Go down the M74 and have a look at the gigantic sign near Gretna. Or stand at the coast on the western edge of Galloway and have a look at that land mass across the sea. You're in Britain mate.
"There's a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?" -- The Graduate
That little girl should be the one to moderate the debates.
3:17 you tell that ice cream man!🎉 You go, girl! Talk about price gouging! AND that’s way too expensive for parents & their kids!
Her maturity, and language, belies her age 😊
My little heroine ! You go girl…and her standing there with her bleeding cash !❤️
That little cutie-pie is a child after my own heart; she's outspoken/ too cute for words.
I quit college in 1974 while studying plastics at San Diego State University and realized that the world was going to be consuming plastics anytime they used them. I’ve spent 50 years warning people.
That girl is gangsta. 😅
This was a white thread and u ruined it bruh 😅
Speaking as a Brit I am bloody proud of her!
Good on ya girly!!! 🙂
Bloody hell makes you proud to be British.
I just feel gutted that the actual encounter wirh the ice cream truck wasn't recorded also. Bet he's had to take the week off work to recover from the bashing 😂
I think we just saw the UK's PM in the 2050s.
As if the UK will still exist in the 2050s
you know, i really love the brits! and this kid is on point! you go, girl! i hope this is going viral!
Also - it was the constructive criticism of his business model that amazed me
Got to love the northern English
accent and attitude this girl is a little Rottweiler 🤣🤣🤣
since people actually care about their testicles, maybe we'll finally get some regulations done about all these pollutants in our society
Nope. A few years ago, one of my knee-jerk Republican cousins, the one who knows all the talking points, simply told me, "Who cares? We don't even know if microplastics cause any harm. Have you heard of any harm they cause?" I mentioned the studies I was talking about, where it was impairing reproduction in some wildlife. "But we don't know it causes harm in humans." He was also the same one (with his PhD in Lawn Care for golf courses, I shit you not) who told me Round-Up was not a carcinogen, after studies proved it to be so. He is always ready to deny any form of science, apparently to prove how smart he is, to not follow the herd (of people who understand science). Until we can overcome Republican opposition to GOOD, well-funded, and fulsome public education, to eradicate all this ignorance and false pride in bullshit, our nation will continue to languish in the filth of the ignorant and pridefully stupid.
LOL this is America. 75% of people do not give a damn about their health.
No studies were done on ovaries because they always just study men, maybe in fifty years the researchers will look at the whole picture.
Tbf the pollutants aren't 'just' in society. Wealthy society has caused the 'world' to be polluted. Microplastics, as big an issue as they are, are actually the least of our pollution problems. Global cancer rates have doubled over the past 40 years because tens of millions of tonnes of carcinogenic waste products have been dumped into riverways and the oceans by American companies alone. For example ( one example out of literally ten thousand ), a by-product of Teflon is even more toxic than asbestos and yet it has been found in 80% of Asian blood samples. Clearly, this one product is a global catastrophe yet those who dump it are still protected by corporate-mandated law. That is all thanks to corporate lobbying ergo special interests; the people who can afford to bathe in pure spring water. This sort of corruption you would hear only in historical stories and people assume it is all in the past. But far from it. Things are worse now than they ever were. All thanks to the petrochemical company's greed and the corrupt conservative politicians in their pockets.
Thank you for reading my rant.📢💚🌍🌎🌏#juststopoil #XR
Excuse me, but it’s obviously a sign of evolution
Humans are destined to evolve into LEGO people, therefore becoming immune to all illness as well as nearly indestructible
That little girl was from the North (Yorkshire possibly?). You don't muck around with northern lasses!
Burnley, Lancashire. I have a good friend from there and his favourite expression to describe his home town is "A pound's a pound in Burnley". How right he is, and I sure she would agree.
@@leohickey4953 Remember Fry and Laurie's "Don't be dirty!"?
@@merylstreep6278 Yes indeed, Stephen does enjoy his accents. Not this Stephen, that Stephen.
@@leohickey4953 Well they sure know how to count quids up there seems like. Luv it, kids should learn economy!
I never rewatch these segments, but that little English girl is the bomb!
BRITISH girl.
@@primalconvoyshe's English. England is in Britain
You're both right on this occasion. Calm down lol
@@primalconvoynorthern England 😊👍🏻
@@primalconvoy Being from northern England, many here say they feel British not English and identify more with Welsh and Scots rather than what they would consider rich, posh southerners in England. They hate the idea the UK would break up, still thinking that together they would be better able to stop all investment going to London. That is until the football starts.
That bloody hell got me 😂🤣
Mini Peaky Blinders 🤣🤣
With a completely different accent
"Do your part, and recycle your testicles" ...currently talking to surgeons and getting letters about that.
Doin' God's work. 🙏
I too shall talk to my surgeon if it's possible to separate them into their proper components for the biological waste and the plastic waste.
It doesn't matter how much plastic is involved, I think mine have passed their sell-by date 😅😅😅
🤨 no surgeon would be humble enough to take the time to write a letter to a civilian
"So!" In unison.
This image of a burning icecream truck behind young peaky blinder girl, haha!!
....and dont forget the gramma Icemints. You know that green looking emerald candy that clears your sinuses and extra minty 😂
Werthers, butter mints, Jordan Almonds & ribbon candy.(all the candy in the dishes at my Grans.)
And it has to be the ones that fell to the bottom of the purse, covered in the dirt and lint that gathers there.
The little strawberry candies wrapped in wrappers that are printed to look like strawberries.
It's much more of an aqua, I wouldn't call those emerald at all
Subtitling that little girl is savage 😂
... but necessary :)
😂😂
@@mb-3fazeonly because Americans are so insular and weird the rest of the English speaking world understands her
"Bloody well bad!" I love that expression.
That was the most gangster sounding child I have heard in a minute. I am deadddd
Omg, that girl. My heart, my heart.❤😂 baby, we need to organize😂.
That kid is the future Prime Minister
no chance. She is too smart.