How; The 2020 Election Reveals' Anthem Failed?: “We Did'nt Just Die, We We’re Murdered” | GDELB
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2019
- Today on GDELB, we are exploring the systematic layers of filter dynamics in the tidal decay of Dark Souls/Farming Simulator.
But first, a deeper look into the mind of Bindo Bagfind and his incredible knowledge on gaming and the gaming industries, focusing on gaming. 
Игры
Table of Contentment:
19:07 - Intro and Disclaimer
0:40 - On Professional Terminification
17:38 - Internet-Based Argumentation and Far-Right Dog Whistles such as "Massive"
(6:32 - Donald Trump: An Unbridled Praise)
13:09 - On Rhetoric Elocution of Transparently Perceptible States of Reality
7:06 - Cameo 1: Izradine Lutitia Hlerp
1:21 - Concerning Hobbits
11:36 - These Speech Pauses are Awkward as Fuck, I'm Dying.
5:02 - On Whether Anthem is Subject to Non-Succeedization
(1:16 - Alita: Battle Angle: An Unbridled Praise)
10:09 - Concerning Genre and Objective Horror
4:02 - Cameo 2: Quinton Reviews
17:06 - LGBDTTTIQQAAPP Representation in Modern Science-Fantasy
1:56 - Cameo 3: God
18:34 - Nobody proof-read this shit. Stop lying!
this table of contents can be a video in its own right.
1:01 - Arrgubly
I would actually watch Battle Angle unbridled praise
Or rage, I don't fucking care I love Alita
Hello there
@@jakubgrzybek6181 General Kenobi
"Anthem is a video game"
debatable
Dunno, the only parts of Anthem I saw where on RUclips. Maybe it's just an anime?
Well that's like just your opinion man. Which you should have stated because all big brained smart people like Joseph Anderson have taught me that's what you're suppose to do.
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man
@Tinman - Very debatable.
S U B J E C T I V E
Remember Folks, soft spoken and fragile.
also make sure to add long pauses and extend certain syllables to sound more thoughtful and intelligent
...to sell that emotional resonance.
life is subjectively pain, but objectively, it is
also site books that you, may or may not have, read
I was actually typing that comment and then I saw yours. Well played.
"We need graphics in games otherwise we can't see."
Woah. That is deep man.
does anyone know the game that is shown when that is said?
@@SudoNem01 that was funny as hell
In my opinion
I'm deep and this is 14
We do indeed live in a society.
Ah yes, it is big brain time.
"War is just peace with more steps."
I must think on............ this.
Well ultimately this is the same logic applied by state actors for millenia...
@Pferd Schild woah there, what's with the language? Calling someone a pleb
avinotion
Ikr right ? Omg... 😱😒
Pathetic racialissicant!
CEASE POTSHATE!
@Pferd Schild Pferd Schild Pleb he says. Caesar framed all his wars as defensive; even when he just straight up slaughtered a whole tribe into extinction. The crusades were a supposed "defense" against the growing muslim power. The literal FIRST recorded act of war (destruction of Susa) was one that is framed as defensive. It was never straight up aggression; right? Humanity is juuust defending; vibing. And then annihilating the losers. Haha; wow; defensive af my man. Aaall in the name of peace.
This practice has totally not been used for millenia; huh?
"Pleb"; said the clueless moron. Ugh.
This video was subjectively objective.
This comment is wrong objectively but thats just my opinion
@@kaws6231 You are subjectivity right objectively.
@@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773 Thanks for your objective opinion good sir
@JustEnder finally a voice of reason
It's refreshing to see such objective objectivity.
*Remember, we are all people. No matter how massive we may be!*
- MauLer "Long Man" Baggins
framing this
when you watch this like 6 months ago and think "wow MauLer's so clever for coming up with all this word salad on his own," then you watch it again now after grinding through a lot of EFAP and you realize how much of this stupid BS are real quotes from real people
Me
I feel like I should watch all the way through before finishing EFAP for this same reason
@@SgtKOnyxI'm working on it, but they're pumping it out faster than I can consoom.
@@hammabomber5416 I superchatted in 198 I think and I've never even seen if they've responded lol
I feel like my brain just went on a date with Bill Cosby.
Is this what english sounds like to someone who doesn't speak the language?
Pretty much.
pronounce that stuff said in this video and you know how it feels to speak english and not feeling confident in it as foreigner.
This is probably what English sounds like to someone who only knows some of the grammar and basic sentence structure; maybe 1-2 years of the language.
Yes. Also no.
This is a sub class of English; "Sexy English!" . And I love it. LOL
Congratulations on your new job at Polygon, Mauler. This was a stunning example of modern journalism and I hope that, in future, others will follow your example.
This isn't nearly political enough, next GDELB he should be working at Kotaku
Only thing I'll ever look at in polygon is Brian David Gilbert's vids when he does something totally impractical and funny
I would even go as far as to say that it was not only stunning, but, in addition to the verbal communication being used, it, as the name implies, is also, just like many other new works, incredibly, but not too incredibly, because a different writer would have written it differently, brave.
Or to put it in another way: It was " ".
Some of you may realised that I just pulled a sneaky move, because " " was indeed a quote by the supreme galactical intelect: Bigidus Bagadus.
Indubitably astute observancisms. Gratitudes. In my opinion.
In my opinion, this is, objectively, the most problematic post ever, made by the toxic, white male, trolls, and that's a bad thing.
Always strange to find some youtuber I follow since my atheism days in a somewhat unrelated sphere of youtube.
@@HEARTHLINGjoel that"s just you;r opinion
EleftheriaCube
“Since your atheism days” ? You’re not an atheist anymore ? Or did you mean “beginning as an atheist” ?
Woagh! Logiket is in blind subservience ofeth theth objective subjectivity. Never has anthem plot twisted mucgh zo.
"But no body is asking how Fester is."
My sides
This .. Is ... A ...
Problem.
No body is asking how
...
your sides are.
Until now.
“Anthem is fairly maligned, but there is aspects that nobody is talking
about.”
This disproves objective analysis
I fucking love subjectivity
I read your comment 5 secs before that part of the video lol
Tonald actually talks like that lmao
But what is siphon
Clogging?
"Anthem feels thin like bread spread across too much butter."
-Bilbo Baggins
Never have I found such truer words to live by.
Arrrgably true
A common misconception, that quote was actually uttered by none other than the greatly esteemed Bagbo Billbins.
Wasn't that Dildo Daggins instead?
I couldn't get over Billmand Bagface
Pretty sure it was Brodo Baggins... the third.
"I f*cking love Canto Bight. It supports me every day. It brings us all together like fun-loving geniuses."
"The sun is objectively racist."
This video is a classic. Well done, sir.
I'm objectively racist.
@@melgibsonafter5beers626 We know Mel...
We're becoming better at producing postmodern content then the postmodernists themselves.
There's hope.
Wow. I am really impressed in how you are able to use so many words without saying anything. Good job man.
Wonder if he's looking for an alternative career as a politician, on this basis he'd be hugely successful.
@@robincollins8215 Actually this is just things people have said. MauLer collects stupid statements people have said over the past year or so that he later uses in a video like this. If you notice he once said something about "narrative tripling". I believe Joseph Anderson, hbomberguy, downward thrust, captain princegaming or someone like that used in a videogame review. I do not remember which but I believe MauLer covered it on a EFAP. The word narrative tripling does not exist, but I believe the reviewer was trying to brag and sound important because he had a degree in English or something.
@@Cloud_Seeker "Narrative tripling" could be a needlessly confusing way of saying "the rule of three." I hope that's what it is, and not some made up or hopelessly obscure jargon.
@@handsomebrick "I hope that's what it is, and not some made up or hopelessly obscure jargon."
- The fact you have to hope it is "the rule of 3" and not some obscure jargon proves the point. If google can't give an answer other then "Rule of 3" then it is most likely made up or someone have way WAY to much time to try and sound important.
MauLer is merely a student mimicking the skills of the masters.
"Anthem couldn’t not fail since it was protected by an impenetrable force field protected by an even more impenetrable forest."
- Rages Bagman
But what about the blocking blockage?
Rag's
And guarded by a dragon named Anita.
But what is the blocking blockage?
Shakespeare: Brevity is the soul of wit
Mauler: What?
That's not true...That's impossible !
Wit is dead if it has nothing worth saying.
Nice to see you inviting HBomberGuy to do a video on your channel
LMAO
Quentin Revows made a guest appearance too
So was this a parody of HBomberGuy's videos?
@@Alpha1200 This is made up of ridiculous and nonsensical quotes and phrases from review videos he writes down while they are going through these videos on EFAP. People just use "big words" in these reviews and pretend they are knowledgeable that way ... while never ever providing a definition for them. Other people listening to them are then simply agreeing without questioning ... just like people agreed what a fine new set of clothes the Emperor was wearing ... while being naked. Basically MauLer is the child who says "but the Emperor has no clothes on" ... and this is why everyone from the movie-/game-review crowd hates him.
Even the delivery - the "excessively WRONG pauses in the sentences" - is part of the ridicule, because some video essayists actually do that ... while reading from a script (so they could easily fix it by redoing it).
MauLer makes a big point about DEFINITIONS of terms being very very important ... which they are or else we are talking past each other while saying the same thing. The classic example is subjectivity vs. objectivity ... This is why MauLer is NEEDED in these days of "redefining terms" in our everyday life, when you suddenly can be racist towards the irish for telling a joke, even though "irish" isnt actually a race.
@@Muck006 Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation.
This sounds like Cleverbot spent too much time with a postmodern game journalist
@Commander Kyro and just write.
this is 20 minutes long and I lost track of what was being talked about after the first 10 seconds
10/10 most accurate parody
LONG MAN BAD
I hope it is a humorous, tongue in cheek negative opinion piece about video game production in 2019... If it is something else, I missed in completely... Oh, and it is also a negative opinion piece about RUclips opinion websites.
K aws
There's nothing to keep track of it's all subjectively nonsensical mess-transparency
@@_Cato_ But meaning was implied...
There is not enough ranch dressing to cover this word salad. ;)
After seven years of watching people on RUclips I can now say with confidence that I've found my absolute favorite content creator.
👌 same
Shame he’s not regularly uploading on main Chanel
@@blazefa. Indeed. I tried getting into EFAP during the drought but eh... the parts where they invite the... strange people who disagree with them, I guess you’d call them? I appreciate what they were trying to do but it was just kind of offputting. Listening to the one with Jack Saint alone stressed me out immensely for some reason.
@@LowDeeHum yeh, I am watching listening to lots of efap in the background while playing games if u do that it’s pretty chill, I’m a Star Wars fan so I like watching all the Star Wars related efaps, they probably have some more specific to your interests.
"War is just peace with more steps."
Bilbert Bagfreid
That is dumb.. - me
Salt is pepper but darker
Sweet is sour but with more calories
Despite the fact you missed the entire point of the video somehow, that statement has a kernel of truth to it if you know virtually anything about the Cold War. Please read history (!)
This is going to upset a lot of RUclips hipster videogame/film reviewers with a degree in filming.
Not really, though?
In other news grass is green.
@@ft1992 Can't tell under all that snow, but it's probably a shade of yellow and brown currently.
There is no rancid dumpster fire that such a description more greatly epitomizes than Extra Credits. The man behind that shit is overwhelmingly insufferable and you can practically feel his ideological egotism and pseudo-intellectualism ooze through the fucking screen.
Now this is true post-modernist content.
This is post-post-modernist.
This is the poserist age.
This is humanity's collective consciousness having a fucking stroke is what it is.
Pandaman lol
Now this is pod-racing!
"This is how you make video games.
Not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love."
-John Romero
“I’m not being stubborn here, I’m just right.”
What egotistical jerk off originally said this?! 😂
@@MCCrleone354 Joseph Anderson
@@fuckgoogle2554 Thanks. That makes so much sense. Which vid from Joseph?
@@MCCrleone354 The Danganronpa stream in which he gets mad because of his interpretation of something, can't remember what exactly. Chat tells him that's he's stubbornly wrong and he replies with this.
It was just as much a meme for a while over there as it would be anywhere else. Chat held it over him for a time. I still find it funny.
This might be an April fool's joke, but games journalism has become this crap
It’s not just game journalism so much as it’s pop culture journalism
The real April fools were the journalists that we made along the way
@@RaifSeverence its all of journalism, this shit is everywhere
@@herscher1297 FAKE NEWS BAD
@@TheXell basicly
*When you watch every EFAP to understand the April fools video*
Ahh, I see what you did there. 00:00-20:10
@The Bandog see you in 3 years
The video was 500 times better when I didn't know that it was just a bunch of references.
I can't believe this is only 20 minutes long, I swear it lasted an entire hour.
"I'm not being stubborn here, I'm being 'Just Write'"
Edit: I love the constant renaming of Bilbo, I mean Bobus.
It's so dense, every single frame has so many references going on in it.
Lucky it's stable, so it won't turn into blackhole...
_Jared is the key to all of this..._
@@LieutenantSilver Mauler may have gone too far in a few places.
@@onyxosprey -- At least _I clapped when I saw it._ As dumb as the pretentious cretins with useless degrees he's criticizing may be, let us not forget, in the spirit of April Fool's Day, that the Mere Exposure Effect still works on all of us. So in a way, MauLer made this for us but... he also got us good.
_I would write a Response Theory on it but I'm all out of milk._
@@LieutenantSilver I watched it and I wasn't bored!
5:15 "I'm not being stubborn here. I'm Just Write." ;) I see whatcha did there!
I tried to watch this a while back and left 10min in feeling like I was missing out on something that might provide some context. I shrugged off this feeling and a week ago I naturally discovered EFAP and caught up to the episode before April Fools.
Coming back to this is the most gratifying experience I’ve had as of late and my sides and face hurt immensely, I love you, MauLer.
This video might be the greatest piece of shitpost I've ever been exposed to
that's not Koopa running around
@@Sigismund697 koopa running around is great too but this one is high effort
@@Eichro Thats implying that the koopa put no effort into running
30 seconds in and I can already tell: this is Rag's best video up to date.
How stupid are you, this isn't Rag's' video look at the channel. It's Word of Wolf, get your furries straight
@@Deadsnake989 Actually it is the keeper of furries, the Bless'ed Pipeman
Excuse me i believe you mean Rag's's's'ses?
@@lordofpills actually it's Rag
@@Deadsnake989 its a meme... I can see you dont folow EFAP bro, I recomend it
"Context is a word criminals use to avoid their sentencing."
Basically the today's progressive opinion.
This video is more accurately and aptly titled "Buzzwords in Entertainment: The Short Movie"
"RPGs are my favorite video game species."
- Tonald Baggins
You're not fooling me, Todd Howard!
“I’m flagging this video for trolling my subverted expectations!”
-J.J. Baggins
" Also Bilbo is gay." J.K. Bagnigs
Didn't you know Gandlaf had a gay black brother who was Sauron's best firmed and that is why Sauron hates Gandarf?
I have never been so confused on my whole life. This thing feels like it's 2 hours long, not 20 minutes.
I hope one day the aliens use this as the English Rosetta stone
The Last Jedi was objectively without toys because it sold value.
In my subjective opinion. This video is objectively the most informative reader response theory I’ve ever seen.
Thumbnail: “DID IT FAILED?”
*SPEECH 100*
Here's the thing, I freaking love GDELB?
But that doesn’t mean that MauLer should be President
This video is awful.
Someone send this to MauLer for EFAP.
Yeah man. Downward thurst has copied hbomber guy way too much... Or is it the other way around?
You need more of these than just once a year. There are too many stupid people on EFAP to do these this infrequently.
@Retro monkey And my Grandson was King of England and France. Your point?
Don't time-shame the chronophobe!
Objectively, this video gave me a 2020 erection, in my opinion.
@@Longshanks1690 Big deal, his descendant lost that title after your kingdom can't even handle a fight with a peasant girl.
@Edrane Granne The same peasant girl burnt at an English stake?
I've learned everything and nothing all at once. I enjoyed this.
This video has opened my mind. And as Bilbo Baggins once said, "An open mind is not long for having a brain."
Such a meticulously well- researched, thought provoking video, it needs to be applied as teaching content in every single video game design class, BOI!
As satire. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kratos
“BOI” !!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😭👌👌👌👌😭😭😂😂
I-... _I-_ ... 😂😂... “I get that reference” !
😂😂🤣😂
Just wish he had proper grammar and edited his thumbnail and title properly. He seriously wrote we did'nt die we we're. Like wtf lol its we didn't and were doesnt have an apostrophe unless you're using it to say we are. But in this case were isn't being used to say we are so no apostrophe needed. Also his thumbnail says did it failed its did it fail. He needs to double check his stuff before posting it looking like a middle schooler wrote it.
Very thoughtful indeed best dad Kratos.
@@hatchell18 This is probably my favorite comment. You absolutely nailed the Poe's Law line.
I love that you just switch to random video games for visuals, really makes the cancer almost completely absolutely unbearable. 😉
and mostly wrong titles :D... Objectively...
Farming simulator is the dark souls of star wars movies
After so many months of EFAPs peppered with moments when Mauler had to pause the video to write down something absurd for the April Fool's Day video, it's so wonderful to see how it all came together.
Dude right? Theres a reference every 5 seconds!
War is just peace with extra steps. - 9148
Sounds like something a wierd grape would say
Isn't that a "backup feature" quote?
"I would appreciate if you would recognize my authority, and respect ................ it." -- that line made me gasp for air
“The first draft had an error in it.”
Very informative, the best channel, way better than that mooler guy.
I agree. Mauler vs. Mooler debate when?
I did not understand a single fucking word literally arrrgubly
but it must be true because Its'' short and has big word in it
GDELB 2020
I swear, that Mooler guy has an unhealthy obsession with John Adams and Rhinos. #EyesonPaulGiamatti
We don’t talk about that Mooler guy here.......
Had a constant smile on my face,
in my opinion.
You've outdone yourself on this one. Had to pause multiple times from laughing. The game "names" had to be my favorite parts. Also, the ridiculous growth of RDR2's name was gold.
Can't wait for future vids! Thanks for the entertainment Mauler
There were so many funny game names I could hardly keep up. Also loved the game name editing "mistake" where they stayed on screen for much longer than their respective rapid-fire clip
Great video as usual, Hbomberguy.
"Why is this so funny to you?"
"It's a compound reference."
"Oh, to what? Can I watch it?"
"Well, it's going to take 8 weeks of your life to invest in this..."
"...oh..."
Explain this video to me.
@@GeraltofRivia22 So, basically, I fucking hate trump. That is all.
@@Johonicha yep, nuff said
This video wasn't made for you, you can't relate, you're a 40 year old white guy
@@CMCAdvanced this comment concludes the narrative tripling
This genuinely expressed why the engaging with the reactive hostile evasion verb button in Dark Souls 76 is such a truly satisfying feeling.. in my opinion. Peace and love.
Brilliant title cards. "Anime ?" and "Oh Lord, He Comin'" made me laugh out loud at work!
That was informatively confusing. I'm intellectually triggered.
I remember some of these references.
My god the lore is thicc
Happy April Fools. Can't wait for the anti-objectivity crowd to use this as "evidence" that your content "sucks". You rock, dude. Can't wait for more of your TFA analysis.
this isn't an april fools idiot. You're just one of those gamers, that just doesn't understand gaming. Go away and drink your cow milk (real man drink rhino milk).
@@Superschokokeks Wroung! Real men drink spider ghost milk
@@TetsuRiken no I'm never wrong because in my opinion ghost spider milk doesn't scare me and here's the thing I fucking hate pinnacle. Please be nice and don't be a part of the toxic brood. Otherwise you are a Nazi. Can't wait for you to explain Marxism.
@Johnny Medieval no one is free that is why john adums was assinated by H bomer guy because he thought it was objectively better then Dank Souls 2 which is wroung because there is no objectivity in art
@@Superschokokeks you are objectlivly subjectivly wroung about your faith baised sin counter there
I don't see how you can subjectively cover this topic without contemplating the implied pan-meta-narrative implications of the reader diasporic common to such entries into the field.
I can see and have no i'z
the longer I listen to this the more I feel like I am having a stroke.
The best April Fools are those, that feel serious for a bit.
I can't believe he actually went to the effort of editing a 20 minute april fools video, cuddos to you sir. Cuddos.
I can only imagine how many brain cells he intentionally murdered for our enjoyment.
@The Bandog well played sir, well played.
"Loot boxes do not affect the game, they only determine whether the players will win."
That's purely pontificating through a biased and magnified lens.
@@asimplewizard In your opinion
@@1.1.3.8 ha, your malicious rebuttle contradicts itself.
@@asimplewizard
You're just angry because it subverted your expectations.
@@eras1066 if one walks blind, then one can avoid as many expectations as..... possible
This whole episode subverted my expectations about The Last Jedi. Rey was sad several times...
Mauler’s pronouncement of “hlerp” is the funniest sound I have ever heard.
Like Trump, every time he gets to make noise with his mouth. xF
Hlerp sounds like a name your stoner buddy came up with to name your creation character upon completion....
R.I.P back in the day stoner buddy, Baldur's Gate Geezul DiXinYa would not have been possible if not for you.
I know this video is making fun of somebody(s), but not sure. My guess is HBomberguy, but I also see influences from Patrick Willems and Quinton Reviews so...
EDIT: I was wrong, it was everybody lol
A lot of what he's saying is literal quotations from people that he's been collecting for the last year.
GDELP is satire from Mark Brown's GMTK (Game Makers Tool Kit)
I'm getting hints of cleanprincegaming, myself.
@@Mechthorian A whole lot of cleanprince LOL
I feel like there's also a reference to the Sokal hoax in there.
Ive been playing this on repeat for an hour.
Help me...
I never realized Biggles Bagsman was such a wise dwarf.
How did you write this??? It is perfectly crafted to make no sense no matter how I try to interpret it.
He collected all the dumbest, most incomprehensible quotes from all the videos covered on EFAP thus far and made this: a piping hot stew of word salads.
He used segregational symantic system management
In your opinion
he watched a lot of Cleanprincegaming video's for reference
Right? It took a couple of minutes before I could just let go and allow my smiling irony to drive. Haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Still happy even after reading through the comment section.
Ah, top quality shitposting.
We needed that more than we suspected.
Why do i unironically want more GDELB
"I fear time" This video got a little too real for me.
This video is the dark souls of video essays. In my
Opinion
The deadpan delivery combined with the hilarious captions for the game titles - "Mortal Kombat: Gay"- had me almost falling out of my chair!
"Girls Can Shoot Things Too - Current Year" was my favorite.
The game titles might be my favorite part.
Where the fuck am I? Got me pretty good
Mine was Toothead for Hollow Knight, i love that game but actually never noticed how it looks like a tooth, so my sides went orbital.
There are so many layers of humor here it is amazing.
My favourite visual pun is at 5:57
Where the word "Framing" of "Telekenetic as extensive of nautilic framing" is: out of frame.
The scary part is that sometimes it almost sounds like he's saying something. It just goes to show how powerful Mauler's voice is, and how his powers could easily be used for evil.
Used for evil? What do you mean
This is ARRRGABLY the deepest critique I've seen. I can tell because it isn't hours long like those from the other non-members of the Intellectual Gaming Community
Arrrgably
This script is like using word prediction on your phone and just pressing whatever comes up next.
It's not so much the word of the day prediction, but often comes to party and play with your hair and get dressed and get wild wings and get back to me when you can take care of the dogs.
The Postmodernist Science-Paper Generator can only blush with envy at this masterpiece.
That felt like having a stroke.
It's so funny that MauLer and Rags use TheRightOpinion's name as if it's serious
Can't believe you kept a hbomberguy voice going for THAT long
It's not just hbomberguy, it's that pink dreadlock guy too I think
I think that's actually supposed to be Mark Brown. He mentioned on one of the EFAP episodes that he based it off of his speech patterns.
@@____uncompetative That's the one, must have mixed him up with someone else
@@mr.m2914 figured it has to be multiple people. Was mostly just impressed he maintained the snobbish, high pitched, nasal voice for so long
@@krpajda indeed
"Narrative tripling" , "for children", the quotes! The almighty quotes! Thanks Mauler.
This video is just overflowing with references and they're all being delivered so quickly I have to stop the video every 5 seconds to laugh so I don't miss any incoming references!
@@rotisserieprotocol3582 this fuckin EFAP thing man
It has been a long time since a RUclips video actually made me laugh out loud, yet this one did it multiple times. Your humor is perfectly and carefully crafted and articulated, I enjoyed this very much.
Lol when I saw the title and thought “Wtf are you doing, Mauler?” But then I saw the date.
20:10 minute video made by Mauler = April fool's joke
Why is the top left of this video is funnier than most shit on RUclips
Good lord, did you just watch an episode of Xavier: Guardian Angel? This is just as objectively amazing IMO.
*Xavier Renegade Angel
Still good though. Just wanted to correct for anyone who might have been confused.
*QUENTIN REVIEWS* wants to *KNOW YOUR LOCATION*