Pizza Tower - Pizzaface P Rank [SPOILERS] [Hitless]
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- Опубликовано: 28 янв 2023
- Info on how to get a P Rank: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Playlist with all P Ranks: • Pizza Tower - P Ranks
Getting any rank is acquired by getting enough points in the level. You can get either a D, C, B, A, or S Rank based on your performance at the end. Getting to B isn't too difficult if you're aiming for most of the collectibles in a level, but if you want to hit S rank you will have to pull up some leg work.
To get a P Rank in a level, it is expected that you do the following things within one run of any level:
Kill an enemy before leaving the first room
Get enough points for an S Rank
Find all toppins
Find all secrets
Get the secret treasure
Go through the Lap 2 portal
Never drop your combo once 
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i love how you can see peppinos absolute stress and anger as he just annihilates the previous bosses
its like hes just fucking tired of everyones shit
And pisses off
-peppino has had enough of pizzaface's bullshit and is pissed off-
italian man gets pushed to pasta his limits and fucking murders a pizza person (gone wrong)
It is relatable on a massively deep level
I mean I don't blame him.
BREAKING: LOCAL ITALIAN TOO PISSED TO SIT THROUGH ENTIRE BOSS RUSH, ABSOLUTELY ANTIHALATES PREVIOUS BOSSES WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
"ITALIAN MAN TO ANGRY TO DIE TO PIZZA FACE AFTER BEAT ALL OF THE COMPANIONS"
"ITALIAN CHEF TO ANGRY TO DIE"
"ITALIAN PIZZA CHEF SO ANGRY HE CAUSES A LUNAR ECLIPSE AND RAIN"
"PLUS SAID LOCAL ITALIAN CHEF ALSO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FINAL BOSS SO HARD HE NUKE THE WHOLE TOWER USING NOTHING BUT SHEER VELOCITY OF A PILEDIVER AND THE SPIKY-ASS CHIN OF SAID BOSS"
"Tom, I'm standing here at what's left of the tower and I think he was beating down a giant sentient pepper with arms legs and a face, a cheese cowboy with a gun and a nuke, the noid's brother, a doppelganger of himself, and a pizza faced mascot who is an asshole"
I find it both amazing and hilarious how the dramatic background with the rain and lightning and actual solar eclipse (i guess, since lunar eclipses don't look like that) only appears AFTER Peppino goes completely ballistic, it feels like he managed to trigger both a mighty thunderstorm AND a literal eclipse just as a byproduct of being so all-consumingly livid and utterly done with Pizzahead's shit.
Considering everything goes back to normal after the final piledriver, pretty cool.
The least angry Italian.
Hes so powerful, for gods sake he can kill everyone on screen just by taunting. He could probably beat steve
@@CesarSalad69 He already beat steve from minecraft
Peppino follows the same train of logic as the ball from Lethal League; the more energy and speed he accumulates, the more the world around him gets fucked up and distorted
Can I just point out how much of a bro Gustavo is?
Fully trusting you to use him as a projectile!
"LAUNCH ME PEPPINO!!!"
Mario helping out his Cousin after that Jackass Waluigi screwed over Wario for the last time
He knows how much shit Peppino has been through, so to help Peppino in letting out more of his rage out of his system, he let him grab him and knock him into the bosses to stun them for a MUDAMUDAMUDA combo.
That's what he's getting paid for. Even before all this, he was being paid to just be thrown.
gusball
a small detail i thought was cool is that when Pizzahead pulls up the fork guys in phase 2, he's actually trying to pull out the sword from Pizzascape. it's got some sort of Excalibur thing going on, and Pizzahead isn't worthy (because he's an evil bastard), so he just pulls up the ENTIRETY of Pizzascape with it.
this also implies that Peppino is worthy or that he is the "true king". true king of the local pizza market, i guess
I was always curious as to what he was actually doing in that attack
im more surprised that he can pull AN ENTIRE LEVEL that is not only heavy BUT ALSO ON THE GROUND FLOOR, he's got some good diet going on for a pizza
It just looks like it was an accident ,looking at his face
@@2ndatom yes he wasn't trying to pull up the entire level on purpose, he's just grabbing things from the tower levels and using them, he happens to grab the sword from pizzascape during the fork knights attack
peppino pulls it out like it's a sheet of paper tho.
When peppino was piledriving pizzaface into the tower so hard that tears were streaming from his eyes, I felt more excited than i've felt from a video game in years. This game could not have a better ending.
True catharsis
that ending has no right to be as epic as it is
I wasn't expecting to root for pizza man with funny name so much, but here I am, getting emotional over Peppino finally getting his vengence and saving his business.
i need to relive this moment but i cant find a way to erase it from my memory because of how fucking awesome it was
I believe Pizzaface was that face of a whole pizza that tried to kill you whenever time ran out, and it was *Pizzahead* that had it's face decked into the tower.
I feel like there aren't enough people talking about the video ending when Peppino does the "cut" gesture
Ikr, that was epic. This character does a lot.
P Rank Timing right there
Holy shit I didn’t even notice
time stamp?
@@jacobnami8380 just the last second of the video. Peppino draws his hand over his neck
Did you know, there are three kinds of chef? Those who seek cash, those who live for flavor, and those that can read the heat of the oven. And him?
_He was a true chef._
Didn't expect to see an AC0 reference here, lol
Fought for his pizzeria like a true legend
Only the Peppino, master of all 3 chefs, could destroy the tower. And when the world needed him most, he flipped his shit.
I absolutely love how after the other bosses are summoned, Peppino just loses his mind.
He thought Pizzaface P rank was only for 2 PHASES! He’s mad!
Must have never played Mega Man. Lol
@barni megaman fans:
"Fuck around and find out!"
@barni Mega Man:
Phase 3 AKA "Five schmucks realize that they are no longer the boss fight"
The real boss fight is peppino
Peppino just goes into phase 2
I love how through the game Peppino is shown to be scared of the bosses until the final fight were he's visibly holding back his rage, only for it to boil over when Pizza-Face brings all the other bosses back. As the old saying goes "Don't mess with a man who handles sharp objects for a living".
Or "fuck around and find out"
@@jimmyneutron3986nice subhuman response. Keep worshipping your pavement idols over there champ
@@jimmyneutron3986 the boy genius is correct.
By that logic, this game would also make sense if Peppino was a barber.
@@bonedude1286You ever made a pizza from scratch? You gotta deal with a lot of sharp shit to make one.
I love how not only Peppino goes apeshit, but the boss get the fuck outta dodge, it was just too late for Pepperman
I think his scream was so loud the soundwaves knocked them off the tower.
Take note how Pizza Head, a normally COMPLETELY irreverent and unflappable character, was startled and terrified by Peppino's scream of UNYIELDING RAGE.
@@senounatsuru6453it was at that moment that sauceman knew, he fucked up.
fucking love this bossfight. when you see the bosses that youve already beaten appear again for the first time youre like "for fucks sake not again" but its just such an unexpected feeling when peppino ALSO gets mad because hes thinking the exact same thing. its amazing
I was actually thinking “Fuck yeah, this is gonna be so difficult but awesome”
Guess Mega Man trained me for end-game boss rushes.
@@SonicMaster519 imagine if X did that
Getting mad like "WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT YOU GUYS AGAIN, I LITERALLY KILLED YOU"
He doesn't use his buster anymore, instead he pulls out a glock 19
@@omoriperocondrip9130 “I HAVE TO FIGHT SLASH MAN AGAIN?!”
Language
@@emma20mia56 Yeah, what the fuck? Why are these fucking people saying all this fucking rude shit, like learn some fucking manners you fucking mongrel fuckheads. Jesus fucking Christ. Wish people would watch their fucking language.
2:04 Pizza head going from laughter to shock after Peppino starts screaming is the best.
hello brother
Toast
0:52
That rat is terrified.
I didn't know that enemies could react to the Pepinno's punch !
You’d probably be at least a little scared as well if a pissed off cartoon character was about to full on deck you in the mouth by making their fist as big as you.
“Oh fuck me”
*IMMEDIATELY KO’D*
@@GIGACAT573it's cause he started a full speed mach run for a split second which scared the rat
At the last second he went "oh ok nvm"
I love how absolutely FED UP Peppino is by the time the previous bosses come around for the boss rush
Peppino: SCREW-A THIS! I'M-A GONNA MAKE-A YOU WISH-A YOUR-A FATHER NEVER PUT IN YOUR MOTHER'S OVEN!
Me: Honestly, I'm proud of this one and I can see an Italian use this when they're beyond fed up, kupo.
Oh, huh, Pizzaface grabs the sword in the stone from the lower levels, and pulls it up.
He looks up after, waiting for the lightning strike, but it never comes, so he looks nervous right afterwards.
or the only word in his head after seeing the enemies flying:
*oops*
One of the few instances where he really loses his "smug" face is when he does htat
@@averagetboihater8357 i hate your fucking pfp lmfao
I like the implication that he's not worthy to weld the sword, but Peppino is.
0:52 the rat was like: "wassup guys what did i mis- OH."
Business Strategy #7: Fucking kill your competition
I don’t think Kill is a strong enough word here.
Annihilate is a proper word
*decimate them.*
*Invalidate their existence,* even.
Try deleting your competition’s career so hard they can’t even comprehend the ability of building it back up.
I love everything about this. The game doesn’t just bring back the bosses and make you fight them in a gauntlet, it puts you into a blind rage so you actually have a leg up. And once you do finally beat them for the last time, you get a pathetic fight from Pizzahead himself before erasing him from the face of the planet in the most epic cutscene I think I’ve ever seen. God this game is incredible.
There is no 3rd phase of this boss fight
That would be YOUR 2nd phase
yknow, most boss rushes in games tend to be tests of endurance, and to show how many skills you've acquired across the game. but what i like about what it does here is how its basically just done to show emotion; the fact that the ONLY thing thats even changed about peppino is his state of pure, vengeful wrath is what makes this scene work so well. its one of the most visceral scenes in one of the most visceral games ever made.
Instead of the power of friendship, peppino got the power of "pissed off"
5:32
Its so refreshing to see a game where the protaganist doesnt forgive the antagonist and let them go, nor do they do some flashy one liner and kill them immedietly.
Peppino just finds his opportunity to absolutely rip into his opponent and he GOES FOR IT
He does forgive other enemies though and gets them out of the tower but as for Pizzaface well... GAME!
@@thefallen2220Course. Pizzahead made all of them do this (either tricked or bribed), and is the cause of all the problems. The others were shown mercy. Pizzahead? No mercy.
Peppino nevers forgives or forgets
Realistically, nobody would forgive this man for the shit he'd force you through. I'd fuck his shit up too if i had the chance.
@@MadnessBomberexcept for noise of course that was personal
"it's not a final boss if it doesn't have at least 6 phases"
peppino: NAH, FUCK YOUR BOSSRUSH
He has 3 and 4 mini bosses
(Peppino has 6 hit points)
Yup, checks out.
It's got 13 phases
This one has 8
9 counting The Crumbling Tower of Pizza
God, the boss rush phase really is just a "I'm not trapped up here with you all. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙈𝙀, 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙨." moment, and it's soooooo cathartic.
How do get the text to be italic
How do you get it bold and italic at the same time
@@MechanicMind01I know with bold you put an asterisk before and after the text.
Italic, IDK
I love how everyone I've seen complete this level ALWAYS breakdances over Pizzaface, its just props to the dev for knowing their gamers
Just the fact that they made his feet a platform for the sole purpose of asserting dominance was awesome. Of course, you still have to escape the crumbling tower.
i didn't even know you could do that
i remedied that mistake the second time though
fun fact: you can cheese phase 1 by making him spawn near infinite cheeseslimes. just dont pile drive him or hit him on the side with the most cheeseslimes, he'll knock them out
edit: no it has not yet been nerfed lol :]
hehehe, cheese
@@broder3294 I didn’t see that heheh
Oh hey there clever prof1le
@@JessieProductions sup Jessie
margarita pizza extra cheese
I think what not many people take in to account is how literally NONE of this phased pizza head. Even with his head pile driven into the tower hes jus "well, whats next? Was that it?" And even in the post credit scenes hes seen sneaking out of the party unscathed from the fight or crumbling of the tower
as much as i agree, he DOES show fear once Peppino snaps so there is atleast one thing that the pizza-faced prick fears or is startled by
I like how in the first part of the fight peppino's idle animation isn't anxious like before, he's just tired of the crap he's been through. when the boss rush comes he has a different idle animation where he looks like he's lost it.
This is absolutely the hardest P-Rank in the game.
i love how every time pizzahead fishes for an item, his other hand does a pointing gesture, as if to indicate him saying “wait hold on a second i just found something cool”
Peppino: "FORGET 30 MINUTES OR LESS. SEE THESE HANDS? THEY'RE ON EXPRESS ORDER TO YOUR FACES, FOR FREE!"
I love the implication that bosses have infinite eyes, teeth, and lungs (?).
Those are cheese blobs
Now I’m wondering if someone’s gonna make a mod for this game on the Steam Workshop that adds the announcer from BFBB to the fights, in which he’ll say stuff like: “GREAT BARRIER REEF!” and “Now the enemy is taking a beating out there!”
That would be absolutely neat.
Also replaces the combo names with the BFBB combo names, where it just adds more prefixes to "combo" (Super-mega-ultra-deluxe combo)
Honestly I'd prefer a killer instinct announcer mod.
Just hearing the scream of *" ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
Very neat idea
It looks Peppino has an opportunity in here!
I love how you gotta fucking throw GUSTAVO during the Vigilante rematch.
And that he WILLINGLY offers himself up as ammo.
I like to think that aside from wanting to help Peppino, he also wants to avenge Brick, cuz Pizza Head used him as a baseball in one of his attacks.
@@no_fishman9669 doesn’t Gustavo kick Brick into walls as a part of his moveset
@Brobgonal GUSTAVO GUN
GUN THAT SHOOTS TINY GUSTAVOS
*Beats the shit out of every bosses*
"Hitless"
yeah the video is lying smh my head
Waiting for someone to not get the joke
now i'm imagining peppino just throttling everyone with telekinesis
It depennds on your definition of "hit", but also your definition of "less" ,':)
man the way he yells before going dbz style is great
also gj on getting the p rank
Love how he goes absolutely ballistic.
2:08 Pure hype.
Those are true italian skills right there, but the timing with Peppino doing the "cut" gesture right before the video ended was just priceless.
One of my favorite parts of this is the final part of the song during the final pizzaface fight. The song feels like its constantly building up and up yet still feels awesome and is timed in such a way that the final cutscene always seems to be matching up with the song, the mix of the epic song, buildup, and sound effects make it feel like this is the culmination of everything you've done so far.
Real gamer moment
People don't talk about the gesture at 2:38 enough.
That level of personality and flashiness in a main character should be praised. This game has real "punk" design🤘
Peppino: doesn't have the gun to kill the Vigilante during the Boss Rush
Gustavo: "How far can ya throw me?"
The ending cutscene of this fight is so much more powerful after you've failed over 100 hitless attempts
I love how that firet hit on Pepperman doubles as both a demonstration of damage and a satisfying beatdown
the other bosses are chads and then the noise is just like:
WEH.
*woag.*
5:31 the music is perfectly timed
The final phase of this fight is just perfect. Pizzahead being the jackass he is pulls out all the previous bosses only to have Peppino lose his shit over all the bull he's been through while fucking annihilating everything.
God I love Pizza Tower.
I'm going to be COMPLETELY honest here. I have over 30+ games on Steam, and THIS BOSSFIGHT IS BY FAR THE MOST INSANE ONE. The soundtrack, the whole plot, the ending, IT'S SO GOOD
*Angry middle aged Italian man brutally beats local apartment complex residents, proceeds to destroy support beams causing the whole thing to fall.*
Gustavo: PEP!! THROW ME!!
Peppino: WHAT? NO!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU!
Gustavo: i’m sure you would do the same for me
Peppino: Thanks, old friend… 😉
2:05 Peppino has turn in *B E R Z E R K E R*
Everyone's talking about the unending, otherworldly burning rage that boils within Peppino at the boss rush but can I just say that the reall PizzaFace is adorable? like i was so ecstatic when he was revealed
that one is Pizza Head. The smiley boi. Pizza Face is that giant pizza you fight in the 1st phase
In earlier demos you could smack common enemies like Peppino does here. I'm glad Pig Man didn't discard these animations.
I dunno if the game actually wants you to do this, but please tell me i'm not the only one who smashed the living hell of the X key when Peppino goes nuts beating the crap out of everyone in the boss rush out of pure adrenaline
I though that you need to spam the shit out of the x button because it was a quick-time event...
if you dont mash when peppino decimates the bosses, are you even playing?
I was feeling the same aggression Peppino was feeling of course I had to
i wish i bought the game and played the entire game before i watched this this shit is amazing
can do so, we are forgetful, relive it after a distraction
Peppino’s anger would make Doomguy stop what he was doing
He'd gain Doomguy as a customer. If I just got done slaughtering half the forces of hell for the fifth time in a row, I'd want a pizza by a guy who understands unrelenting rage.
@@MegamanXfan21xx After a relaxing day of turning demons into marinara sauce I’m sure the Doom Slayer would like a break at Peppino’s to upgrade and restock
@@tektoastium7241 DOOMxPizzaTower crossover when?/j
Ik you're not the dev, it's merely a joke
I wonder what kind of pizza the Doomslayer orders
2:00 Peppino: Your Pain Shall Be Legendary!
6:14 Peppino: We don’t talk about-a dis, Hm?
This game just kinda popped out of nowhere and... well... it looks fun as hell
you should listen to the 5 or so years of beta music and look at the old demos! it's been in-dev for a long time!
It didn’t really pop out of nowhere, it’s been in development for around 5 or so years and has had numerous dev builds and Patreon updates since
peppino came here to protect his small place.. *and he is not gonna stop at anything even if it means unleashing primal italian rage*
Peppino said "It's Pizza time" and Pizzad all over them
Real
no that only happens to pillar jon
Fuck this p-rank in particular redoing phase 1 over and over was something else
1:27 wait what did he pull out
@Tarik Rawjee nah man prob Smth like p*rnography
It’s a body pillow
Boss rush? no, this is peppino phase 2: peppino is fucking pissed
The section after Pizzaface's first two health bars is just, perfect. By rules, dude lost there, just like all the other. But instead he's a jackass and throws all the other bosses at Peppino, which unleashes all the fucking rage he stored getting there. He was done with this shit and he wanted to prove his point. I love it.
Also it clearly shows how Peppino is from Naples 💪
I just realized I never thanked you for these videos. I P ranked the whole game back at the beginning of February, and while much of it was me on my own figuring things out, your videos were what I turned to whenever I got stuck, and they helped me a lot.
Love this take on the old boss rush trope. Peppino is like us and just cba to go through that again.
as someone who just p ranked this i felt tears and happiness like nothing i have felt on years
peppino really said "i am NOT doing a boss rush today"
Phases 1 & 2: Peppino is trapped at the top of the tower with the bosses.
Phase 3: The bosses are trapped at the top of the tower with Peppino.
0:53 That rat had he’s life flashed before he’s eyes
This is awesome! But I have some fun facts for you:
- I originally thought Gerome's name was "pillar joe". Dunno why.
- The Noise doesn't like pizza, so he eats candy.
- Always knew that Pizza Boy and Pizzaface were the same being, and simply thought it was a transformation. But no. Pizzahead pilots Pizzaface like a mech.
- Sugary Spire is a cool game. You should try it out.
- No one knows why Peppino was arrested.
- Gustavo is completely lost!
- The ball transformation is _For the Laughs,_ because Pizza Tower is based off of Wario Land! What did you expect?
Joe is a pretty janitorish name, so I thought the same thing
Why the hell....
*_WHY THE HELL DID THEY ARREST PEPPINO?!_*
(I haven't played pizza tower (yet) btw.)
@@bobgaming7025 Watch a gameplay video for The Pig City.
Ohh pig city
Pizza Face and Pizza Head are separate entities. Yes Pizza Face is a mech, but he is autonomous (Pizza Head was merely taking a shit, not controlling it)
6:21 Bro Got me
???
you got the PERFECT timing on the music at the end there, seriously holy shit that was so well synced...
2:06 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
The Death That *YOU* Deservioli
God you make this look so easy! Awesome job
3:51 i have NEVER got that shot before.
This was so hard but the adrenaline rush of SOMEHOW doing the boss rush first try and accidentally going ultra instinct to parry pizzahead's fists by accident (and beating it) was worth lmao
2:42-3:10 at these points (maybe) I've always been dying, but thank you so much for helping me how to dodge!
in the boss rush part peppino turns into a super saiyen like dude he might not look like at but he is kicking ASS
He's a super saiyan with a stand
Unexpectancy part 3: The Death that YOU Deservioli
goes hard
Pizza face controller:HAHAH-
Peppino:So you choose death?
bro started dancing on his dead body
Rare game moment when character and player feels same emotions in battle
This is literally the simplest game I've ever played, but I've never been so fired up to fight before, until peppino's howl of rage. 10/5 game 👍
The first time i did pizza face i was spoilerless and i did a p rank
The amount of dopamine and adrenaline during ALL the pizzaface fight... Damn, it was probably one of the best feelings i have experienced so long
True gamer moment
Peppino on the 1th phase: Salongue enemys!
Peppino on the 2th phase: 🔫🗿
Peppino on the 3th phase: *1000% Triggered*
A little insider tip: once you manage to reach Pizzahead in the 3rd phase, when he does his fly swatter attack, do the uppercut to avoid it. That can jump higher than a normal jump of course
A moment of silence for the forknights who were killed during the battle.
0:54 raton shocked
Dude this game is amazing I'm planing on get the 100% because is a game I have waited since I played the sage demo.
I love the idle of Peppino trying to contain himself during the boss rush.
Also what a FUCKING BANGER
6:07
*P5PP1N0 1S N0W BR54KD4NC1NG*
Anyone notice how the timer option has been turned on and that this attempt took place after 8 hours and 51 minutes? Good lord...
that's a timer from the start of the save file, matey
@@plaguenplay3516 Thank God I know that now looking back... Gives me the shivers.
The sheer rage in those wallops, taking chunks of health out of the bosses every time... You can tell Peppino is done being nice, all he really wanted to do was keeping his pizzeria safe, and after going on this lengthy crusade, and having this corporate pizza slice throwing the same goons he's already beaten at him again, enough is just enough, man. Here, it ends.
No words, just beautiful.
3:02 poor gustavo :(
I like how the first phase makes you want to be aggressive, 'cuz if you don't pizzaface will spawn pizzalion amount of pizza ingredients