Enslaving Alienkind with Capitalism in Quasimorph
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2024
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Hey Kleaper I modeled my workplace behaviour after your 40K videos and I did such a good job that I’m getting my own ‘Nuremberg Commitee’ whatever that means
good job bro 👍
Greetings from germany😂
Gigachad model employee
They probably want to award you for your burning passion
I’m jealous. I tried the same thing and got a restraining order.
"And this game is $230 dollars cheaper". I died XD Kleaper spitting facts!
Of all the things I expected, the quick below the belt shot at tarkov was NOT one of them... yet I'm all for it still.
So the game is cheap while showing the bad in capitalism.. is it pro or anti? who knows
cause the creator is a Sundowner centrist
@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Capitalism is good because it lowers prices while increasing value of goods. Governments unfairly mess with markets resulting in either socialist hellscapes or our current Western Neoliberalism insanity.
@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj We don't create the market for scams. Those guys just managed the scam economy -- they didn't invent it. Didja think every scam in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! Scamming is just part'a who we are. Why fight it?
- Sundowner after he got into Crypto
@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pjWell, anarcho-anything is always bad, and this is a world overrun by Aztec Demons, so it's not exactly a particularly relevant criticism of the real world...
... likely because it's probably not meant to be.
You'd think the interdimensional aztek themed horror that just burst out of that guys chest would be the biggest issue. But no. It is still my crippling debt for the clones I lost.
we will never financially recover from this
Death is temporary, interest payments are eternal.
I thought this was Quasimorph not a Boeing PR training course
5:58 rule number one of extraction shooters always make fun of escape from tarkove
"I'm a corporate mercenary!
I have money resources and lawyers,
Allowing me to do whatever the fuck I want!" - walking plausible deniability
yep. toy exist as plausable deniability. cleaning up something so lawers can cover it into dust. i how ever will say have some honor in your work. IE if someone thinks attacking you is a smart idea make them see otherwise.
Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon
Reggie and klep are the same person like mandi and sseth
I’m convinced that Reggie is just klep’s alternate personality after he inhales a handful of Xanax
@@hillimer He needs a horse sized dose of robutussin and adderall to return to his original self.
No, the voice different is too obvious, Reggie and Sseth is the same.
Untrue, Reggie's Canadian, Sseth Nigerian
Mandi?
Man i love a game where a cruel corporation enslaves you in a contract to exploit you to earn them profit, gotta be one of my favorite genres.
I mean it's that, the religious fanatics, the terroristic and hopelessly outmatched resistance, a labor union or the aztec genocide bodymass xenos.
Armored core
Picture this: Your a demon who's *JUST* escaped Hell proper, or where ever in the outer-dark you came from... Some dude in a plauge mask from seven centuries ago comes in the room you spawned in, shoves a sharpened toothbrush between your ribs, and the last thin you hear before returning from whence you came is how eating your eye is going to help keep him sane...
i imagine kleaper's and reggie's friendship manifesting as a plague doctor keeping a really weird and peculiar vial of slime on his shelf
If barotrauma taught kleeper one thing its definitely morphine
10:54 "I didnt even get addicted to drugs"
yea real high bar here at Kleaper Inc.
its a pretty high bar for quasimorph too tbh
15:00 ah yes, a pentagram, a five pointed star... with seven points...
I did have to google it myself too, apparently it's called a heptagram.
Star of (-d) Avid
@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Star of Saturn*(Moloch) it has nothing to do with King David, and likely they just say that to cover themselves.
@@ghostt144 nah its obviously the space jews with their space lasers again
@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj The Star of David is six-pointed
@@ladywaffle2210 not in space, do you not know of the lasers?
poo-poo: ~exists~
kleaper: eat the poo-poo?
I am currently sick. That Jab of '$230 cheaper' Sent me into a wheezing coughing fit as I tried to laugh.
HEALTH BEEEEAAAAAM ✨✨✨✨
Ah yes splints the thing you use on your broken ribs.
Don't let his appearance and name fool you, Tezctlan may SOUND like a bastardized aztec/Warhammer Lizardmen character, but he's actually just a major Hellraiser enthusiast. In fact, one of his fun and friendly comms before his extradimensional groupies jump you is just a rephrased Hellraiser quote, and if he had a fixed address in the materium, he'd be getting sued right now by whatever megacorporation in this "future" has become a sort of monopolistic business focused on horror film franchises that are past their prime
I think Ancom would probably own the rights to Hellraiser
_snifffff_ it smells like those aliens could use some DEMOCRACY
Corporate HR would like to remind you. Free thinking is not recommended to keep the productivity high. Our corporate mandated motto is For Capitalism.
We get it. The joke was overused a week after HD2 releases.
For Super Earth!!!
Honestly? A dark future ruled by ancap corporations & Aztec demons from Venus sounds downright pleasant right about now.
Your concept that a banker might have any morals to be flexible with is the most hilariously absurd part of the video :P
Apart from all the rest of the greatness!
6:24 fellow House Stan spotted, subbed
Lmao youtube monetization is going to *hate* those first ten seconds
Exceptional video as always Kleaper
I can’t believe you would expose Boeings employees like that
Nice, glad to see ur playing this more, its very enjoyable to watch
19:28 staring at the antidote - never touches it.
"i am a corporate mercenary, much scarier than any terrorist"
>Lockheed Martin after making a Wagner convoy disappear in a couple of hours
>Wagner group after making french and american troops disappear from the Africa
@@user-fe4dy2pl8s by this point wagner is just a way for russia to fund militias, their divisions in africa are mostly from locals or close by countries, if anything they got every european out
Sseth, Reggie and you have really made this game look like a lot of fun to play. Would not be opposed to seeing more Quasimorph either here or on the other channel.
👍
Was here for 5 minutes of a single stream. I knew exactly what was going to happen.
7:16 uh oh his phsycosis metere is filling up
Capitalism... IN SPACE
This would make a great series.
5:59 I just fucking died at this moment, just like any hopes I had for tarkov 2 weeks ago
Another day, anothet Kleaper video, very nice
thank you, very cool
i start playing Manor Lords, Kleaper makes a Manor Lords video.
i start playing Quasimorph, Kleaper makes a Quasimorph video.
GET OUT OF MY WALLS
honestly would love for more content of this
I watched both vids, and I am subbed to all of his and your channels.
play CDDA and you learn the horrors of turn based vehicle steering and kevlar hulks
big fan of you being friends with reggie
oh boy, here we go again
cant believe John Quasimorph is at it again
7:16 Kleaper's morphine addiction reappears
Welcome to Ancapistan
Where every man can be a king
Need a kleaper, reggie, ambiguous amphibian crossover episode
I love you decided to play this game, was thinking of buying it and now I know I'm buying it
amazing, and accurate description of Reggie
just watched this after listening to everywhere at the end of time, thanks for stupefying me
I love you kleaper never stop
SsethTzeentach, Reggie, and Now Kleaper?! I've been blessed
1:20 so a Boeing employee?
I worked for a company who had Boeing as a primary customer. The things I could tell you ... here's how I was fired.
I'd been having problems with a manager who would breath down your neck to hurry you up. Didn't care about quality. He'd challenged me and I'll fought back. I call him over to point out a problem.
Manager: Push it forward.
Me: It's not right, its a little off. This bolt fits but it's got a 8 degree angle on it.
Manager:
*checks eye his monkey eye ball, ignoring the obvious tilt* Push. It. Forward. Well put the cover over it, they never dismantle it to check.
Me: Its the key safety feature mate. I'll dismantle it and try to fix it, But I'm pretty sure the mount is off. I'll try anyway.
Manager: we have an order to fill. I don't have time for you to fix your mistake.
Me: it's not my mistake. *drills bolt out, shines light into bolt hole* see that angle? It means I can't drill it securely. Which means the entire mechanism will be rattling on the plane. Thread by thread of the bolt will get torn up, which means it vibrate more. *lifts up bolt for inspection and shines light at it. If it were my mistake, my compact gun would have threaded the bolt "lines" already. Can you see any threading?
Manager: *ignores logic and evidence and looks up at the clock* this is the third time today you've called me over this. Just try and fix it like you did last time (I
had reported the first bend mount immediately, which was barely recognizable with a spirt level, hence within the threshold, even if it was unusual). Just do what you did with the last ones.
Me: they were 1-2 degrees off. This needs to sit flush as it's a mount. You know if it's over 2 degrees off we have to get it quality inspected/tested before use. (We normally only do this at 3-4 degrees as "standard practice" and would be shouted at if we tried at 2 degrees)
Manager: You're always the one holding up the line. Look ... *leans in* do we have a problem here? Why can't you just get on with it like everyone else does? I know you're newish here, but this isn't like your last job where you have all the time in the world to check things. In your interview you said you could work in a fast paced environments. I just don't get it. Sometimes you're finished before everybody and others you're just complaining and standing here waiting for a quality inspector with your thumb up your ass. (Insinuating I'm lazy).
Me: im the quickest on the line if everything is working even with my extra, "paranoid" checks. If I have no problems with the parts I can go without stopping. Im making a key safety feature of a plane here mate. You may call me paranoid, but I call it giving a s#!t. If this fails people can die and I won't have that on my conscious. There's a reason why I have a 0.3% fail rate on my final quality checks. Five times better than the second best and 25 times better than your golden boy (his favourite fast worker who doesn't care in the slightest. I don't go out for smokes by doing it quickly. I don't mess around and chat. I jump to other sections to help other people. I work hard, so don't ever call me lazy. This is about safety for me. For you, like all of you production managers, is about speed for your bonuses, thats all--
Manager: I've been here for twenty years, don't you ever speak to me like that! *Lines stops, everyone looks over, another manager comes running* I know more about this industry than you'll ever know. Just. Do. What. You're. Told. I have the big picture and it's my iob to make sure we (himself and the company as though they're the same) makes as much as possible.
Me: I heard you made 32k last year in bonuses. Record number put through for you, right? Mr company man made them big sales right? All orders done in time. Dont lie to yourself. We put out a record number of fails recorded by the customer. Over 1 MILLION in fines because of cut corners and returns. And two in field which cost another half a mill. You're not even a company man, you're just looking out for yourself. And the people above you are doing the same. Bonuses are any of you care about. I won't be apart of this. I'm done after today. Oh and I won't be signing off this part without a replacement.
I realise that ive been shouting. Other members of staff look at each other, some nod. Other manager arrives.
Other manager: stop this now! *looks around to the manager, they lock eyes and look around. Everyone can see that they know I'm right. He gives me a murderous look, his face turning red.
2nd Manager: GET OUT!
Talk to staff members later, they all told me I was right, that the whole factory talked about it for weeks. Managers diciplined several people who mentioned it, suddenly caring about quality and finding problems with there installations. The word got out, you'll be in trouble if you do.
I'm not the only one. This happened every few months. Everyone knows.
@@ScrapComputer I prey that you don't get assassinated in the next 7 days
This game ramps up in difficulty so fast, it has consumed a lot of free time lately and I’ve been loving it. Had to set it aside this past week because you can sink into like that if you aren’t careful. Also amazing soundtrack.
Quasimorphine
Like watching you stream this game; hopefully you do more offen :)
You finally mentioned him so I’m gonna need some Reggie & Kleaper (Anti-Reggie if you prefer) mayhem in the future!
I saw this game and went 'Reggie and Kleaper are gonna dive into this one'.
The poison pools from spiders used to be permanent instead of dissipating with time. It was rough.
2 views in 43 seconds? Kleaper stole my family
The amount of a love hate relationship I have with this game is criminal
This does look like a pretty cool game. will definitely check it out.
- game set in space
- has destructible walls
come on
come on mate
you're a gamer you know what to do
I feel criminally early to this
you get yes
I really wanna see you do more quasimorph
HEY REGGIE, hearts have a sharp end, that can puncture. Especially if you Throw it.
"Beautifully psycopathic" is probably Reggies favorite compliment out of the many (3) he has received
Tell me your young without telling me your young. " it's like Skyrim in the sense that you always got way less inventory space then you want" xD
"my alien armor is better than baklava" nuh uh
I played quasimorph irl in my office today got a promotion to “fired” I hope it’s a good thing
Over 50,000 views in 5 hours?
Nice work keep it up 👍
ah yes, the Game that understands the ultimate Eldritch Horror: Anarcho Capitalism.
1. I didn't know what quasimorphosis did until it was at like 400
2. I decided to full clear the map anyway
3. Quasimorphosis gets to 1000 on a moon
4. Weird thing with 400 HP spawns that can summon more quasimorphs
5. I beat it to death with a dauggur saber cuz melee is op
I like your content and commentary videos, and I like Quasimorph, so this is a win for me. I wish that you had started post-tutorial though, and hadn't taken the time to go through the factions, seeing as the REAL content of this vid doesn't start until around 7:30, which is more than a quarter of the total runtime in. Just my 2 cents.
I do get where you are coming from
One valid point is that the video is catered towards people who know nothing about the game, and it's easier to explain some things in the tutorial environment
@@deltakaizen I guess I've already seen so many Quasimorph videos that ALL feature the tutorial and factions that it just seems incredibly redundant to reiterate all of that info again.
@@SparrowNoire oh, all right, I see what you mean
two hundred and thirty dollars cheaper, LMAO!!! i almost fell outta my chair.
love the puns 👌
It's funny that I just watched Reggies video on this game right before this one came out.
Reggie also put this on my radar im just not sure how i feel about it yet
I bought this after Reggie’s video, holy shit, this game is HARD.
Kleap on kleaping on
Can you please play more of this
Kleaper the goat roasting tarkov🎉
i see where nestle gets their business model
Hey, Kleaper, while it's not quite so economically exploitable, another similar style of game that I've really enjoyed is Subterrain: Mines of Titan. It's got resource gathering, quests, overall colony resource control, and even mutant flesh beasts that you can acquire tech augments from, all with a stat and skill tree for everything from bows to small guns to fucking psyker powers. It's similarly in EA, but all of that's already in the game, I've easily put probably 10-15 hours in on my first time trying out the game.
Reggie mentioned major W
Neat
I played the game so so many times but never really got it and always died
Id like to see more quasimorph, it brongs out the best in you: chaos and a disregard of basic human rights.
Ah hell yeah
sseth strikes again
Sponsorship worked.
Buying game.
6:00 "and this game is $235 cheaper" hehehe
Not even 13 hours ago and it already had to get reposted for monetization
Ever play gears tactics? Sorta similar I'd love to see a video of that
1:20 So a Pinkerton?
You have to make a follow up man
I am honestly amazed you haven't played Underrail yet.
Damn, not even hiding the Sseth influences, are you?
YESSSSSSSS
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Regie and cleaper are same person from diferent realities
love this one
summoned the Q army and most of them died on the hallway filled with spider guts on the floor
farm the hell out of em
but unfortunately the exit is at the other end of the hallway
i hate this game