I Mined This Massive Mountain Of Gold To Find This Extremely Rare Gem

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2021
  • I knew there was an extremely rare gem to find and I wasn't gonna stop until I did. I set up an entirely new operation that runs faster and smoother than any before and kept grinding away until the new Onyx showed up. From there I decided to see what I could make with this valuable gem.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: store.steampowered.com/app/11...
    Music: (Vexento) / @vexento
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  • @alexschmoker
    @alexschmoker 2 года назад +1282

    Drink a shot every time DF talks about not seeing onyx gems while looking directly at an onyx gem

    • @GelberDracheLP
      @GelberDracheLP 2 года назад +83

      But not only one shot, but one shot for every onyx on screen

    • @GradyDP
      @GradyDP 2 года назад +35

      @@GelberDracheLP but then you would die. You would just immediately die from the shower of alcohol annihilating every fiber of your being from sheer density.

    • @Idk-vk9et
      @Idk-vk9et 2 года назад +23

      @@GradyDP if your Russian then this doesn't apply

    • @TriMoblin
      @TriMoblin 2 года назад +47

      @@Idk-vk9et Russians: **start becoming the most drunk being ever**

    • @Friredragon
      @Friredragon 2 года назад +18

      I cant if im 11

  • @codylindeman9783
    @codylindeman9783 2 года назад +1918

    DFs obsession with giant piles of gold is why I think he hasn’t done a face reveal. He doesn’t want any of us nerds to find out he’s a dragon.

    • @void_eater
      @void_eater 2 года назад +20

      Dnd reference much

    • @agentstamp4045
      @agentstamp4045 2 года назад +125

      @@void_eater No dragons just have a habit for gold.

    • @pyritepanx
      @pyritepanx 2 года назад +46

      He doesn’t want to be slain lol

    • @sina2a399
      @sina2a399 2 года назад +52

      I like it how he doesn’t scream or get frustrated when somthing goes wrong and he talks calmly

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 2 года назад +42

      Agreed he is definitely a dragon that’s also why he likes killing things

  • @nugget5468
    @nugget5468 2 года назад +2162

    Falling asleep to DF’s calming voice yet borderline sociopathic words is just the best

    • @void_eater
      @void_eater 2 года назад +15

      True

    • @Loffacius_XVI
      @Loffacius_XVI 2 года назад +65

      DF is literally my go to 'soothing voice while trying to go to sleep'.

    • @ryancabral930
      @ryancabral930 2 года назад +24

      its like the how its made voice with jussst a little bit of crack

    • @Matergamer-gr6ie
      @Matergamer-gr6ie 2 года назад +30

      Basically let’s game it out but less patience and a much softer voice

    • @Loffacius_XVI
      @Loffacius_XVI 2 года назад +10

      @@Matergamer-gr6ie Spot on.

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 2 года назад +244

    I've learned from playin an unhealthy amount of this that it's better to turn the dirt into shinies as soon as possible, then send all the loot off on its long trek to wherever. Way easier to prevent problems that way. I like to sort it close to the grinders too.

    • @alexanderlambert295
      @alexanderlambert295 2 года назад +42

      I mean, that would be efficient. But this is DF, his priorities are massive piles of shit and a game that runs at as few frames as possible.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 2 года назад +16

      @@alexanderlambert295 Kind of like Josh of LetsGameItOut... How few frames can we get...

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 2 года назад +111

    DF: "Onyx is probably just really rare or isn't being sorted."
    >Me, literally identifying 7 different pieces of it in the gem pile as he says this

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx 2 года назад +42

    One of the Df classics. A perfect mix of economic crash and mole/worm ecosystem destruction. Truly the secret formula for good games

  • @pyromaniac9727
    @pyromaniac9727 2 года назад +67

    9:17 I love how DF says how hard Onyx is to find while looking at one at the same time.
    12:42 too!

    • @toni_2377
      @toni_2377 2 года назад

      lmao I didn't see the first one, glad I checked the comments when I saw the second miss LUL

    • @aceofspadesattorney
      @aceofspadesattorney 2 года назад

      Oh don’t worry, there are probably a thousand more misses than this.

    • @nohizddy7628
      @nohizddy7628 2 года назад

      he just cutely missed it

    • @kkwizzz1690
      @kkwizzz1690 Год назад

      i was literally about to comment that

  • @negative4558
    @negative4558 2 года назад +94

    Watching DF's play makes me happy because it shows my world is actually efficient

  • @petbij
    @petbij 2 года назад +88

    Missed a chance for a Marty the Martian clip from Looney Toons:
    "Where's the KaBOOM? There's supposed to be a glorious KaBOOM!"

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 2 года назад +2

      OG looney toons fan?

    • @xBananowyJEx
      @xBananowyJEx 2 года назад +5

      @@mugenokami2201 Or Kronk "It's all coming together" at the start and "Pull the lever" with the nukes

    • @zoulcar9403
      @zoulcar9403 2 года назад

      just put this comment in a reply because i want ppl to see it but why does is the game in the description says its scrap mechanic but the game hes actually playing is hydroneer

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 2 года назад +4

      Marvin. Marvin the Martian.

  • @brytoncathcart7624
    @brytoncathcart7624 2 года назад +45

    "Look how clean it is..."- DF
    "Oh god no..." - Me

  • @Merkhaset
    @Merkhaset 2 года назад +45

    This is one of the first times Ive heard him being genuinely happy while exploiting a game.

  • @J--.--
    @J--.-- 2 года назад +14

    "Well, there's not much I'm *going* to do about that."
    Wry honesty is why I keep coming back. Please keep it up.

  • @Explosivebarrel614
    @Explosivebarrel614 2 года назад +216

    Love that you’re playing this game again!

    • @eyeturtle
      @eyeturtle 2 года назад +5

      Yes!

    • @alexzastrow9456
      @alexzastrow9456 2 года назад +4

      This is probably the favorite game DF plays .

    • @facelessog
      @facelessog 2 года назад +1

      What game is this?

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator 2 года назад +2

      @@facelessog Hydroneer

    • @Johann.863
      @Johann.863 2 года назад

      @@schrottinator it says scrap mechanic in the description

  • @fish3340
    @fish3340 2 года назад +61

    Can I just say that I love it when you laugh? I don't know why, but it just makes my day whenever you do.

    • @justinsaunders2374
      @justinsaunders2374 2 года назад +5

      It's because DF is realising how stupid the things are he's saying and there's no turning back. I'm a 47 year old male who doesn't really play video games. I found him watching how to play poly Bridge videos and so glad I did. I never miss an Upload of his. His actually got a kind of an Australian sense of humour that's quite rare unless ya from down here.

    • @KIDD6
      @KIDD6 2 года назад +1

      fish

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 Год назад +2

    Guys... I have a crazy idea. I think DF may be a dragon. Just look at how obsessed he is with gold piles and collecting large piles of treasure

  • @deezwaffles558
    @deezwaffles558 2 года назад +25

    NO WAY
    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS DF
    THIS IS AMAZING

  • @noahlebaron729
    @noahlebaron729 2 года назад +16

    "It only takes 8 hours, what have I got to lose?"
    Uh... 8 hours?

  • @TheArmouredDoggo
    @TheArmouredDoggo 2 года назад +41

    I just realized how df could have filtered the new ore/ gem, because there is a filter for every gem but the new one, he could have used a filter for every gem leaving only the new one in the conveyer.

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 2 года назад +6

    Some of my favourites quotes from this video:
    *“That’s a problem for a few minutes from now”*
    *“There’s not much I can do about that. Well…there not much I’m **_going_** to do about that”*

  • @potatofarmer4409
    @potatofarmer4409 2 года назад +57

    Why is his voice so calming??
    Also, you should totally play Kerbal Space Program

    • @GooseTheFlick
      @GooseTheFlick 2 года назад +5

      He sounds bored, but it’s interesting, I like how he’s not all “LETS GO GUYS SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON”

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 2 года назад +1

      @@GooseTheFlick agreed

    • @conradhouse3595
      @conradhouse3595 2 года назад

      ikr

    • @someneet145
      @someneet145 2 года назад +2

      Yea, but like, that game requires thinking.

    • @bonehunter6967
      @bonehunter6967 2 года назад

      I think he attempted Kerbal a few times but I'd love to see him revisit it

  • @jenthefoxgirl1170
    @jenthefoxgirl1170 2 года назад +11

    The reason those cables didn't work is because the mini nukes are powered by logic, not power. You need logic cables to turn them on.

  • @BurnMoneyBeats
    @BurnMoneyBeats 2 года назад +12

    Pro tip: instead of cutting bars and then heating them, heat one then once you put it on the anvil, hit it with the saw,they stay heated. If you need 3 bars cut once then cut the top one

  • @ragingamer7888
    @ragingamer7888 2 года назад +11

    THE GODLY GAME RETURNS

  • @Noahjowow
    @Noahjowow 2 года назад +6

    Ah. DF and Hydroneer, a time pasing combo that's sure to make for amazing videos.

  • @fireice3040
    @fireice3040 2 года назад +7

    DF: I can’t find any onyx!
    The onyx he’s literally standing on: -_-

  • @gabrielhaddad3386
    @gabrielhaddad3386 2 года назад +7

    Ahhh Hydroneer, the first game I heard DF laugh in.

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei 8 месяцев назад

    _"But that's a problem for a few minutes from now."_
    I've never heard something so relatable.

  • @kirbykraftgames
    @kirbykraftgames 2 года назад +4

    He returned to Hydroneer too, we've been blessed

  • @Jerbear1022
    @Jerbear1022 2 года назад +4

    I love how the dev still doesn't want to put an inventory system. DF could do this in regular mode but moving that many items is hell so the creative route is all there is.

  • @weseiseman5602
    @weseiseman5602 2 года назад +5

    Holy crap I didn't think you'd come back to this game lol

  • @Kerwuddy1
    @Kerwuddy1 2 года назад +2

    DF I look forward to your nightly uploads because of your soothing voice! I usually put the volume down low and place my phone under my cheek while I fall asleep!! You’re my fav

    • @chase5015
      @chase5015 2 года назад +1

      Thats oddly specific

  • @Hybridsteel
    @Hybridsteel 2 года назад +1

    its nice to see a few of the creators coming back to hydroneer im glad its still relevant.. gives me hope for my tiny piece of youtube.

  • @mrjavaz
    @mrjavaz 2 года назад +4

    Yes dude! I'm loving your videos on this game! Keep up the amazing job!

  • @wildlyagressivedeckchairs
    @wildlyagressivedeckchairs 2 года назад +5

    I’m so excited for the next episode on this game if you do one 🖤

  • @saltyshape
    @saltyshape Год назад +1

    I love how at 9:17 he’s complaining about not finding any as he is stood right over one 🤣

  • @alender6200
    @alender6200 2 года назад

    i think hydroneer is df at his best. i love his excessivly stupid ideas that sometimes almost work.

  • @kccreationsgaming
    @kccreationsgaming 2 года назад +3

    16:20 I appreciate that Markiplier "poof!" lol

  • @Bro1212_
    @Bro1212_ 2 года назад +3

    Game looks much smoother, good to see the devs are still working on their project

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 2 года назад +2

      It was made by a single person, but after it gained in popularity, he's actually hired a team to make hydroneer 2.0 which will be optimized and multiplayer compatible.
      The new gem came in an update that also included new fishing and the creative mode.
      But prior to that update, there were a few updates for optimization

  • @weirdpuck921
    @weirdpuck921 2 года назад +2

    His happy tone at 6:00 is the most adorable thing ever

  • @drunpocky4267
    @drunpocky4267 2 года назад

    9:17 "now this is gonna help as onyx is very rare" - dangerously funny with an onyx sitting just to the right of his cursor

  • @sauceboss3901
    @sauceboss3901 2 года назад +3

    U should really try and make a huge system that sorts and processes everything you mine and then makes huge individual piles of each processed ore.(also imagine a pile of pure gold)

  • @renderyours510
    @renderyours510 2 года назад +12

    DF you need to cut them gems after compressing them

  • @princesidon6606
    @princesidon6606 2 года назад

    DF out here bringing a whole new meaning to “Golden Shower”

  • @RandomStuff3915
    @RandomStuff3915 Год назад +1

    "We're taking my nuke for a walk." That sounds like a great idea...

  • @thewin10gamer3
    @thewin10gamer3 2 года назад +4

    What mod does he use for the blue pickaxe and creative inventory?
    Edit: And the purple things too

    • @jstudiosss
      @jstudiosss 2 года назад

      That’s what I was wondering.
      Wait hydroneer has mods?

    • @thewin10gamer3
      @thewin10gamer3 2 года назад

      @@jstudiosss Yes on the official website or The steam workshops

  • @sebastianthecat4839
    @sebastianthecat4839 2 года назад +5

    Please keep playing this!!

  • @beeking6561
    @beeking6561 2 года назад +1

    hydroneer was the first game i saw you play so its good see you continue playing

  • @paperrtow3l258
    @paperrtow3l258 2 года назад +1

    Please Do More I Love This Kind Of Stuff :)

  • @thediamondrellik
    @thediamondrellik 2 года назад +17

    Now if only he played stardew Valley again I use to love waiting an watching his stardew Valley videos.

  • @cloudywings
    @cloudywings 2 года назад +5

    It hurt at 9:17 when he was talking about it being rare and difficult to find, when he’s literally staring at it

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 2 года назад +1

    DF really IS a dwarf, isn't he? He drinks a lot (if coffee). He has an obsession with digging and finding gems and treasures (and money in general).

  • @TheSuitBoi
    @TheSuitBoi 2 года назад +1

    love when df plays this game

  • @Exzentriker
    @Exzentriker 2 года назад +3

    The nukes make really nice holes to store all your gold in.

  • @phasewiz136
    @phasewiz136 2 года назад +5

    Funny how fast i clicked on this notification

  • @dragonkiller4410
    @dragonkiller4410 2 года назад +2

    can always enjoy a good ol Hydroneir video

  • @joshsenior2530
    @joshsenior2530 2 года назад +1

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING THIS AGAIN I LOVE IT

  • @bobthebuilder8782
    @bobthebuilder8782 2 года назад +4

    DF= professional amateur

  • @why_nori
    @why_nori 2 года назад +5

    god I miss this game

  • @sleepeyy
    @sleepeyy 2 года назад +1

    i get so excited when i see a hydroneer video keep it up df ur great :)

  • @BrandonSmith-yf3mu
    @BrandonSmith-yf3mu 2 года назад +1

    Love when DF plays hydroneer

  • @orangeey52
    @orangeey52 2 года назад +4

    you shold play a game called "Orangee throws an apple at a Dog" on itch (its made by my frend)

  • @VailingYT
    @VailingYT 2 года назад +4

    I'm so glad that he still cares about this game

  • @user-xf1ij5wg3f
    @user-xf1ij5wg3f 4 месяца назад

    Love that you’re playing this game again!. Love that you’re playing this game again!.

  • @PutuArtaIniNamanyaProfil
    @PutuArtaIniNamanyaProfil 2 года назад

    I don't know why your voice so calmly, everytime i watch your video, i feel calm and entertainment at the same time. Thanks you

  • @chickenlyle0928
    @chickenlyle0928 2 года назад +3

    You should play Terraria. Trust me, it’s fun

  • @komradekhrushchev2797
    @komradekhrushchev2797 2 года назад +5

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up DF
    Never gonna let you down DF
    Never gonna run around and desert you DF
    Never gonna make you cry DF
    Never gonna say goodbye DF
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you DF
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    • @void_eater
      @void_eater 2 года назад

      You have no life do you this probably took half an hour

    • @komradekhrushchev2797
      @komradekhrushchev2797 2 года назад

      @@void_eater I copy pasted it so your wrong!!

  • @ashtonboutwell6154
    @ashtonboutwell6154 2 года назад

    DF is what fuels my chaos and I LOVE IT

  • @unpaxified8318
    @unpaxified8318 2 года назад +1

    me: entirely bored his past 5 uploads
    df: *plays hydroner*
    also me: LET ME INNNNN

  • @money5920
    @money5920 2 года назад +11

    First

  • @enzogamingyt2116
    @enzogamingyt2116 2 года назад

    I Hope you make more of these video cause this make me fall asleep cause its so beautiful keep it up

  • @NeOTheGenesis
    @NeOTheGenesis 2 года назад +1

    Hydroneer again paints a smile on my face!

  • @norkmork9955
    @norkmork9955 2 года назад +1

    yay! i love seeing you play this game :D

  • @trannhan2383
    @trannhan2383 2 года назад

    I think i want more videos of these. I love your depressed, burnt out voice

  • @zorthonthedevistaorscott2481
    @zorthonthedevistaorscott2481 2 года назад

    I have been waiting for this vid for so long, and it did not disappoint.

  • @mushhy_231
    @mushhy_231 2 года назад +1

    I dont watch your vids much anymore but whenever i see your vids it makes me smile :) luv ya DF

  • @kingstonbrown9517
    @kingstonbrown9517 2 года назад +1

    df keep up the great work

  • @ducozeilstra9606
    @ducozeilstra9606 2 года назад

    I love ur hydroneer videos pls make more

  • @hollowstarfire
    @hollowstarfire 2 года назад

    Hell yes I love watching hydroneer!!

  • @justinsaunders2374
    @justinsaunders2374 2 года назад +1

    You just made more money in one video than drae did in 20. Love ya work mate. I can always guarantee I'm gonna get a laugh out of ya.

  • @joshlewis8860
    @joshlewis8860 2 года назад +1

    Now I need to see a massive pile of gold/gems filling a hole from multiple logic nukes

  • @SlenderWolf109
    @SlenderWolf109 2 года назад

    Hydroneer satisfies the visceral urge to hoard shiny rocks

  • @AFKnaHSama
    @AFKnaHSama 2 года назад

    Really 😍
    Yesterday i looked your old hydroneer gameplay 🥰

    • @AFKnaHSama
      @AFKnaHSama 2 года назад

      Ps. Did you know creative Mode exist?
      Just SUB to *Foulball Hangover* He is one of the dev's

  • @trystenmiller1966
    @trystenmiller1966 2 года назад

    I love it when you make videos about this game

  • @Yolom
    @Yolom 2 года назад +1

    yess new hydroneer video!!!! we just get a new vid every update dont we haha

  • @skeletalobserver406
    @skeletalobserver406 2 года назад

    Nice to see this return

  • @GodammmitKalcour
    @GodammmitKalcour 2 года назад

    YES, return of the REALLY good stuff

  • @AkoTE.
    @AkoTE. 2 года назад +1

    So many times that DF looked at an onyx and said “I can’t see my one.”

  • @brieksneyers6520
    @brieksneyers6520 2 года назад

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VID FOR LITTERAL MONTHS

  • @larryshin7086
    @larryshin7086 2 года назад +1

    YEEESSSS we need more of this

  • @mr.beastfunnymoments9088
    @mr.beastfunnymoments9088 2 года назад

    Keep doing vids on this!

  • @richardsartin3262
    @richardsartin3262 2 года назад +1

    I think it’s a lot more fun to watch you Actuaky play instead of just cheating in everything.

  • @mrinspector8258
    @mrinspector8258 2 года назад +1

    When ever the blue glowing gems glow it’s like the pile of gold breathing

  • @franklinnguyen1459
    @franklinnguyen1459 2 года назад +1

    He’s done it, he has returned to breaking the game of hydroneer

  • @isaacflores6192
    @isaacflores6192 Год назад

    “Walk 40 miles to our water source”
    I died 😂

  • @superyamchama5659
    @superyamchama5659 2 года назад

    The day DF organizes his playlist is the day I stop being cripplingly depressed

  • @jekebe4858
    @jekebe4858 2 года назад +1

    In this video DF enjoys a shower of gold.
    ....
    That's all folks!

  • @blackcat9825
    @blackcat9825 2 года назад +1

    More please?
    I really miss these videos about this game it's so good and also i wish forager got an update...

  • @son_of_hestia3009
    @son_of_hestia3009 2 года назад

    DF "look how clean it is"
    Also DF "looking at dirt"

  • @sssamalander
    @sssamalander 2 года назад +2

    Don't know if it was a mistake, but this was labeled as Scrap Mechanic. Scrap mechanic is probably my favorite game, would love to see you play it!

  • @countesslunarz
    @countesslunarz 2 года назад

    I love your voice, it calms me when I have mental breakdowns and you are helping me through depression at the age of nine.