Hitman 2: The Rise of Agent 47

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2020
  • Welcome, agent 47
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=3360824
    Twitter: / bedbanana
    Special thanks:
    Patreon wall: imgur.com/a/lZ5yFHF
    Thank you all for your support
    SleepPartyPeople for the use of his song "I'm Not Human At All"
    Get it here! sleeppartypeople.bandcamp.com/
    SleepPartyPeople Twitter: / sleepartypeople
    Dark Night by Philip Sheppard
    Listen to the whole album here: open.spotify.com/album/3DdgFZ...
    My friend Wed's for his awesome work in creating the camera tool used
    Check him out here: / weds_garbageday
    & another shout out to Frans Bouma, who took the time to answer questions & create a guide on how to make it. Check him out here: weblogs.asp.net/fbouma
    Get the mod here: github.com/GlynnJKW/Injectabl...
    My friend, FistofTheWalrus for his voice acting at 4:12
    His Twitch: / fistofthewalrus
    SeaBear for his work in creating the beautiful thumbnail!
    colebayer.squarespace.com/
    Twitter: / sea_bayer
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @capptincripple9643
    @capptincripple9643 4 года назад +6056

    Everyone: where did bed bananas go
    Bed bananas: I’m making the crown jewel

    • @PushyPillow
      @PushyPillow 4 года назад +93

      This is the downstairs living room

    • @foolyloaded62
      @foolyloaded62 4 года назад +41

      Always worth the wait for Bed's videos

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 4 года назад +17

      He's making fucking Mac and Cheese.

    • @tonyepic8
      @tonyepic8 4 года назад +6

      @@tasertag7513 and nobody can stop me!

    • @locksley4277
      @locksley4277 4 года назад +17

      @@PushyPillow It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes

  • @Boomshteck
    @Boomshteck 4 года назад +3479

    I've seen a lot of cinematics but this
    THIS
    this is the downstairs living room

    • @grrmxy_00
      @grrmxy_00 4 года назад +206

      Yeah,you said that already,let’s keep moving on.

    • @aetheraiuxhsjzususj800
      @aetheraiuxhsjzususj800 4 года назад +175

      *Why is he doing this*

    • @patlapierre2677
      @patlapierre2677 4 года назад +43

      This is the best comment by far 😂😂

    • @SatisfactoryBro
      @SatisfactoryBro 4 года назад +66

      Pat Lapierre No, this is the downstairs living room. Didn’t you read?

    • @patlapierre2677
      @patlapierre2677 4 года назад +53

      @@SatisfactoryBro yeah, you said this already.. let's keep moving on.

  • @nathanwise1608
    @nathanwise1608 3 года назад +933

    "I'm telling you, a guy in a flamingo suit fell from the sky and tore up the racetrack with a machine gun!.....I don't believe it, either!"

    • @nathanwise1608
      @nathanwise1608 3 года назад +27

      Also, is the knight's armor really bulletproof, or is that just a mod?
      Regardless, I really like that scene. The guards at the Providence hangout really remind me of comic-book henchmen.

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 3 года назад +35

      @@nathanwise1608 The knight outfit is damage resistant.

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад +2

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @epico1620
      @epico1620 2 месяца назад +1

      @@RandomInternetStranger2 years late but it’s Ave Maria

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 месяца назад

      @@epico1620 Oh trust me, I got my answer, about a few dozen times over.

  • @VGodot-pg7rs
    @VGodot-pg7rs 3 года назад +489

    *Literally murders bodyguard in every single way* comes back, “this is the downstairs living room”

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +49

      "There's a... problem with the toilet."

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад +1

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 2 года назад +1

      @@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад

      @@maximusthedude8305 Already got dozens of answers, but thank you anyway.

    • @jackotken2393
      @jackotken2393 2 года назад +1

      I love the quick cuts where he's just blindly shooting an Uzi in random directions

  • @danhammond6523
    @danhammond6523 4 года назад +1422

    John wick: They killed my dog Agent 47: They stole my rubber duck

    • @JW_Phoenix
      @JW_Phoenix 3 года назад +4

      LOL, more like they stole his Silverballer (his go to gun)

    • @rashidelsayah839
      @rashidelsayah839 3 года назад +6

      How About they stole 47’s suit case and he killed EVRYONE to get it and his NOT
      GETTING THE SUIT CASE!!!!!!

    • @pouukoplays5284
      @pouukoplays5284 3 года назад

      They stole my fish

    • @viliusvert
      @viliusvert 3 года назад

      They stole my suit

    • @legendaryrookie8902
      @legendaryrookie8902 3 года назад

      Stolen comment lul

  • @Keokithederp
    @Keokithederp 4 года назад +1659

    *reads comments*
    "Masterpiece hunh? How good could it-"
    Half an hour later
    "Masterpiece is underselling it..."

  • @Mungadungalis
    @Mungadungalis 2 года назад +716

    Literally thousands of hours playing Hitman and this is by far the best Hitman video I've ever seen.

    • @PanMan47
      @PanMan47 2 года назад +18

      Agreed! I’ve come back to this masterpiece 2 years later for the feels

  • @Nusphigore
    @Nusphigore 3 года назад +498

    I lost it at "can i tempt you wiith a little snack?"

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад +4

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @needleb33
      @needleb33 2 года назад +7

      @@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 2 года назад +2

      12:23

    • @staryoshi06
      @staryoshi06 2 года назад +1

      @@RandomInternetStranger Hitman Blood Money ave maria

    • @abigailroberts5045
      @abigailroberts5045 Год назад +11

      I burst out laughing when the desk lady said "sir please calm your shit".

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 4 года назад +5589

    It's a good thing Bed is such an artistic genius, or he never could have convinced NASA to let him use their computers.

    • @Notsonorm
      @Notsonorm 4 года назад +126

      Right? This video was in 4k ffs. Nuts

    • @nutsyear
      @nutsyear 4 года назад +8

      ÜberführerBöhm Erwin uwu

    • @7Comic7mischief7
      @7Comic7mischief7 4 года назад +64

      Why can't I delete replies

    • @tomok3733
      @tomok3733 4 года назад +11

      *_banana_*

    • @tomok3733
      @tomok3733 4 года назад +7

      @JLupeGGV Angel *_BANANA_*

  • @DanRoom27
    @DanRoom27 4 года назад +1396

    John Wick: They killed my dog! Now they're all going to die!
    47: *d u c c*

    • @iancooper4242
      @iancooper4242 4 года назад +7

      DanRoom27 P R A I S E D U C C

    • @LegendarySparantus
      @LegendarySparantus 3 года назад +2

      I have no words to describe what I feel when I read your comment. Maybe absurd hilarity. The 47 : d u c c had me not in stitches but in baring glaring canyon-like open wounds

    • @mechanic_man4601
      @mechanic_man4601 3 года назад +4

      “This changes everything”

  • @kingsalomon_
    @kingsalomon_ 3 года назад +2214

    I know a lot of people have already said this, but you have such an amazing way of blending comedy, video games, story telling and cinematography. A lot of people and content creators can learn from this video and other videos of yours. Please keep doing what you’re doing. We need more content like this honestly.

    • @sherwinashford
      @sherwinashford 3 года назад +23

      Thank you too for typing this out. Now I don't have to lol.

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад +1

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @kingsalomon_
      @kingsalomon_ 2 года назад +2

      @@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

    • @The_Evil_Grimace
      @The_Evil_Grimace 2 года назад +2

      True

    • @dubby1567
      @dubby1567 2 года назад +4

      @@RandomInternetStranger ave maria, the song has been out through the whole hitman series

  • @utkuozen
    @utkuozen 3 года назад +244

    When Diane said that the duck would change everything, she wasn't lying...

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад +3

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @furkankurt9382
      @furkankurt9382 2 года назад +3

      @@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria hitman

    • @sunshy8179
      @sunshy8179 Год назад

      does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?

    • @ZMCFERON
      @ZMCFERON Год назад

      @@sunshy8179 that is Lacrimosa

    • @jesuslovesyou2616
      @jesuslovesyou2616 Год назад

      Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

  • @BestAtNothing
    @BestAtNothing 4 года назад +10267

    This isn't a video, this is a work of art.

    • @Yungboidubz
      @Yungboidubz 4 года назад +82

      BestAtNothing If ban says a hitman video is good a hitman video is good

    • @pmpaunescu
      @pmpaunescu 4 года назад +38

      Well i wasn’t expecting you here

    • @sleepygamer4238
      @sleepygamer4238 4 года назад +18

      O mah gahd ban is hear and im the 3rd commenter

    • @lordgorgrath1773
      @lordgorgrath1773 4 года назад +16

      How much would you sacrifice to collaborate with Bed Best?

    • @Blaqandbloo22
      @Blaqandbloo22 4 года назад +25

      This is the downstairs living room...

  • @bryn6844
    @bryn6844 4 года назад +2421

    The studio behind Hitman should hire this guy to make their trailers

    • @MicTheOni
      @MicTheOni 4 года назад +115

      I genuinely can see this being a action comedy TV show or a movie trilogy where the super serious assassin murders his victims all the while getting into silly situations. Popping out of bushes, stealing muffins, wearing silly disguises, accidentally blowing his cover then a moment of awkward silence and then murdering the witnesses 8:33

    • @98upreme
      @98upreme 4 года назад +17

      @@MicTheOni its called "barry" its on hbo

    • @abhinavkm
      @abhinavkm 4 года назад +4

      True

    • @burtmacraken3618
      @burtmacraken3618 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @topbadgun
      @topbadgun 4 года назад +6

      @Bryn no, Ubisoft need to hire him for sure, every bug is a part of gameplay.

  • @Lymmar
    @Lymmar 3 года назад +477

    This is absolutely a brilliant absurdist masterpiece. The editing is fantastic, and all in service to a batshit insane narrative. The fact Bed hasn't received more credit is criminal.

    • @jesuslovesyou2616
      @jesuslovesyou2616 Год назад

      Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

  • @BluMacaw
    @BluMacaw 2 года назад +112

    Can we just appreciate the perfect choreography in the car shooting scene?

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 4 года назад +885

    The comments aren't even about stupid jokes yet. Everyone is still praising about how much of a cinematic masterpiece this video is. That says so much.

    • @WilTheSniper
      @WilTheSniper 4 года назад +14

      This video was honestly that good. Cinematic masterpiece sells it short I think. I honestly wasn't expecting this at all

    • @BueBass80085
      @BueBass80085 4 года назад +3

      Its a shame that not everyone appreciates masterpieces such as this

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 4 года назад +6

      This is the downstairs living room

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Hi

  • @puggo4206
    @puggo4206 4 года назад +3072

    Everyone’s talking about the quality I’m talking about his aim

    • @user-go6sb1zb9u
      @user-go6sb1zb9u 4 года назад +21

      frr

    • @kovert0312
      @kovert0312 4 года назад +135

      Yeah wtf happened at 17:52

    • @westbrooke1174
      @westbrooke1174 4 года назад +155

      Could of used cheat engine to slow the game down to 0.25x and then changed to speed back to normal in editing.
      Edit: I feel that I have to clarify that didn’t say he WAS cheating. I said he COULD have.

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 4 года назад +35

      @@westbrooke1174 it's really not that hard to aim like that if you use a mouse and cheat engine doesn't work like that

    • @westbrooke1174
      @westbrooke1174 4 года назад +120

      AleK, Cheat Engine DOES work like that. You can change the game speed to any value from 0 to 500.

  • @Projectredsky
    @Projectredsky 3 года назад +190

    Why did this give me the same feeling of calm and satisfaction that i get after an amazing show ends?

    • @sunshy8179
      @sunshy8179 Год назад

      does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?

    • @HawkeClan69
      @HawkeClan69 Год назад

      @@sunshy8179 im late but its called Lacrimosa. Mozart

  • @craigbaker6382
    @craigbaker6382 2 года назад +138

    I honestly think your "films" are a strange sort of genius. I am fascinated by the entire concept of making this film inside a game's assets and constraints. I do not laugh this hard at purported comedies and your editing of fight sequences and the outright celebration of the beauty potential of the harmless violence is awesome. Not kidding. If there was a category for this genre at an Oscars of other film awards show you'd be a winner.

  • @markkiefer3243
    @markkiefer3243 4 года назад +784

    "Along with the bathroom, the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the--"
    **DEATH**

  • @westbrooke1174
    @westbrooke1174 4 года назад +1860

    10:24 “This is the downstairs living roo-“
    “Yeah, you said that already. Let’s move on”
    ᵂʰʸ ᶦˢ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢˀ

    • @nathanilemiller7750
      @nathanilemiller7750 4 года назад +7

      We're gonna stay out

    • @ssgrazer1162
      @ssgrazer1162 4 года назад +12

      How did you write "Why is he doing this?" that small

    • @westbrooke1174
      @westbrooke1174 4 года назад +10

      SSG Razer. This: lingojam.com/SmallTextGenerator

    • @ThompsonExpress
      @ThompsonExpress 4 года назад +1

      @The flööfy möth ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿˢᵗᵃᶦʳˢ ˡᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵒᵐ

    • @MusicaFullbuster
      @MusicaFullbuster 4 года назад +4

      “This is the downstairs living room."
      “AGAIN? I don’t have the time or the patience for this! I’ll wait by the front door for a little bit, but don’t goof around too long I’m not a patient man.”
      “Seriously? GET OUT OF MY FACE!

  • @iiroaro808
    @iiroaro808 3 года назад +35

    The lead-up to the house showing is some of the funniest shit I've seen done in a game. The bush scene in particular had me howling

    • @gojochillmode839
      @gojochillmode839 2 года назад +6

      When he popped out of that bush like a mole I absolutely lost it 😂😂

    • @JwhateverJ
      @JwhateverJ 8 месяцев назад

      Literally lmao. I have no ass now.

  • @MrElmo54321
    @MrElmo54321 2 года назад +161

    It’s almost been 2 years since this Hitman video blessed us, I am waiting in anticipation to see what you do with Hitman III now that it’s coming to steam soon

    • @papillon1574
      @papillon1574 Год назад +3

      Im still waiting on hitman 3

    • @incosy
      @incosy Год назад +2

      @@papillon1574 You're not alone brother

  • @Switch4Hire
    @Switch4Hire 4 года назад +455

    This man single-handedly turned Hitman 2 into a real ''Strand type game''.
    It's beautiful. Truly beautiful...

    • @pmg9318
      @pmg9318 4 года назад

      hm, i dont really understand what a "strand type game" is

    • @meatystalactite531
      @meatystalactite531 4 года назад +7

      Carry Shit: The Game

    • @Switch4Hire
      @Switch4Hire 4 года назад +15

      @@pmg9318 Nobody does. For to understand this video is to look at the face of god.

    • @anrikn
      @anrikn 4 года назад +1

      truly hideo and kojima is a genius

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 4 года назад

      zakir naseer who’s thicker? Hideo or MoistKritical?

  • @yellowbat79
    @yellowbat79 4 года назад +1403

    Me: "Im not watching a 30 minute video"
    Me 30 mins later: "Im rewatching that 30 minute video"

    • @the5139
      @the5139 4 года назад +4

      Bed is now my godfather...

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 года назад +7

      Moral of the story: don't judge a video by its length.

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Hi

    • @mrschneider9685
      @mrschneider9685 3 года назад

      @@HaCkEr-- bye

  • @princegatz
    @princegatz 2 года назад +7

    19:09, Knight Scene
    Music: Dark Night (Kara) - Philip Sheppard
    from Detroit Become Human

  • @Lantern_Larry
    @Lantern_Larry 2 года назад +19

    Physical comedy transcends language. I feel like I understand every subtle joke even though I've never played any hitman game.

  • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
    @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 4 года назад +721

    You do realize *IO Interactive* has to see this, right ?
    They *must* know.

    • @HITMANCHAOSAGENT45
      @HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 4 года назад +96

      They did ;) twitter.com/IOInteractive/status/1221825530669957122

    • @ImChrisHansen.
      @ImChrisHansen. 4 года назад +11

      @@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 hell yeah. We want a hitman 3! The detail they put in these games is amazing. Its ashame hitman 2 sold poorly

    • @TheGazeboMeister
      @TheGazeboMeister 4 года назад +6

      Makaveli well my friend do I have good news for you

    • @_._---.
      @_._---. 3 года назад +1

      @@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 Wait, you?! Here?

    • @HITMANCHAOSAGENT45
      @HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 3 года назад +1

      ​@@_._---. Si Signore Ponce ;) Love the epic hitman videos from BedBananas

  • @2DCelleD
    @2DCelleD 2 года назад +38

    Just noticed one of them says “He is wearing antique armour for Christ sake” at 19:38

  • @c1nder505
    @c1nder505 2 года назад +116

    I remember watching This, Modest Pelican and so many more underrated creators during lockdown. Personally it was some of my greatest memories.

    • @kalejackson5431
      @kalejackson5431 2 года назад +2

      Modest pelican is a legend. Remember to stay hydrated

  • @VimVinyl
    @VimVinyl 4 года назад +504

    Doesn't Post for almost a year
    People thought he was gone but he was just making his magnum opus.

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 4 года назад +1335

    "It's amazing to think of all the great and exciting things people will be doing on PCs in 30 years!"
    Bill Gates, 1989

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 года назад +76

      And he's right.

    • @krxknz
      @krxknz 3 года назад +5

      @@dhararry7929
      Always..

    •  3 года назад +1

      To be fair. I've been doing awesome shit on PCs since before that...

    • @user-ck5is2pg9y
      @user-ck5is2pg9y 3 года назад +3

      d hararry he priced massive pandemic before 5 years ago, 2015.

    • @mersenisabot
      @mersenisabot 3 года назад +1

      Imagine he’s uses a Mac computer lol

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 3 года назад +38

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. And simultaneously I’m extremely impressed by your art direction. You’re a pro

  • @issytheamateurnerd9877
    @issytheamateurnerd9877 2 года назад +32

    Just accidentally deleted my 700-word-long Hitman fanfiction that I was really proud of and now I have to rewrite the whole thing. This was the only thing that could cheer me up.

  • @gizmoray721
    @gizmoray721 4 года назад +640

    *"Can I tempt you with a little snack?"* has to be one of the best Hitman 2 jokes/moments I've seen.

    • @depike9762
      @depike9762 4 года назад +6

      Xenius No. 5 “it’s to die for”

    • @DennisMski
      @DennisMski 4 года назад +12

      "C'mon man. Act your age. What are you, 46... 48...?" Lol.

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Hi

  • @teheKraken
    @teheKraken 3 года назад +1350

    9:16 imagine trying to buy a house and you’ve been waiting for hours for the realtor and you just see him sitting in a bush lol

    • @TheProGamer407
      @TheProGamer407 3 года назад +102

      And then he is like:
      This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, two easy to get exits, dark floors that hide stains easily, a room with lots of potential

    • @Zeegoku1007
      @Zeegoku1007 3 года назад +7

      That's fucked up !

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад +1

      Hi

  • @crowagent
    @crowagent 2 года назад +21

    There isn't a word great enough to describe this gem of a video.

  • @AverageYoutubeUser-pb1xh
    @AverageYoutubeUser-pb1xh 2 года назад +8

    The knight scene made me cry because of how beautiful it was

  • @behavior2836
    @behavior2836 4 года назад +576

    "The bodies he buried that day, laid a foundation on what we are now....."

    • @dweebing8730
      @dweebing8730 4 года назад +30

      "He's not the boogeyman, he's the man you send to kill the boogeyman."

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Good

  • @Finluz
    @Finluz 4 года назад +700

    Guard: DROP THAT SWORD
    Agent 47: *PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL*

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 3 года назад +11

    13:05 "Come on boi! Where he is at?! Get him boi! Come on boi! Get him!"

  • @ryan3953
    @ryan3953 8 месяцев назад +7

    Highest quality content I have ever seen. Period.

  • @colethomas5392
    @colethomas5392 4 года назад +951

    This is beautiful.
    This is amazing.
    This is the downstairs living room.

    • @Meme-to2qq
      @Meme-to2qq 4 года назад +11

      I fuckin died, lmfao dude

    • @mariopaco5616
      @mariopaco5616 4 года назад +3

      i dont see it coming

    • @Vegas89156
      @Vegas89156 4 года назад +3

      10:12

    • @tal9425
      @tal9425 4 года назад

      I tried to pass that mission for like 1 hour trying to understand wtf the game wants from me xDD

    • @theprogamer2oo939
      @theprogamer2oo939 4 года назад

      XD My dead

  • @dignusdingus3709
    @dignusdingus3709 4 года назад +881

    "11/10, A cinematic masterpiece." - The Dally Bungle
    "10/10, Nothing else like it, speechless. We can't stop crying" - Eye Gee Ehn
    "If perfection conceived a child through sheer willpower of it's own." - Mad Larry Jr.
    "If anyone could beat me in a fight, it's this film." - Chuck Norris
    My Pfp is a Demented Cat Productions presents
    From the brilliant mind of Bed Bananas who brought you the critically acclaimed Devil 47, Vacation 47, Cult of Man, Destructive 47 and Terminator 47 brings you the thrilling 6th instalment of the series. Filled with perfection, artistry, comedy, action and emotion never before seen in any film to date. The Rise of Agent 47, with a star-studded cast and stunning practical effects surpassing even the greats of cinema, will leave you speechless. This truly is the greatest film ever made
    (This is my favourite video on RUclips. now and forever as of this moment)

    • @thecaptainsmemefolder
      @thecaptainsmemefolder 4 года назад +3

      Seriously, this is my favorite channel for any gaming videos or anything else. I have watched every 47 video at least once a month for a year now

    • @aminemon5312
      @aminemon5312 4 года назад

      i couldnt have said it any better.

    • @omgratboy44
      @omgratboy44 4 года назад +2

      Rated D for Demonitized.
      Showings at very select RUclips channels near you.

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 4 года назад

      I’ve never seen someone try so hard for likes

    • @carpetcreed3841
      @carpetcreed3841 4 года назад

      J T this is one of my fav comments I've seen

  • @RO-GR
    @RO-GR 2 года назад +6

    "This changes everything."
    *duck appears menacingly*

  • @cloudshifter
    @cloudshifter 3 года назад +60

    This video is just incredible, it has genuine comedy while also sometimes being surreal enough to inspire.
    P.S. I got hysterical laughter at the briefcase going 2 m/h, I am in *pain*

  • @linearlinera
    @linearlinera 4 года назад +4628

    That was a cinematic masterpiece, especially the armor fight scene feeling like it transitioned from cutscene to gameplay.
    I can always count on you for quality content, Bed.

    • @knorbie
      @knorbie 4 года назад +113

      This could also just be something you're saying to your bed, early in the morning after having a good dream

    • @SirToasti
      @SirToasti 4 года назад +69

      Legitimately one of the best videos I've seen on RUclips this year, holy shit that ending cinematic must have taken so long to get done!

    • @samkwan8963
      @samkwan8963 4 года назад +8

      i wanna hit the like for this comment but its now 420, dang man

    • @alexvirgoe4482
      @alexvirgoe4482 4 года назад +1

      @@samkwan8963 I got the 1Kth like I guess...

    • @ricedealer56
      @ricedealer56 4 года назад +5

      When u see Hitman video uploaded by Bedbananas u know this will be something

  • @HeresGhosty
    @HeresGhosty 4 года назад +776

    This is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, with two easy to get to Exits. Dark floors, hides stains easily. A room, with lots of potential.

    • @isaiahcantu2773
      @isaiahcantu2773 4 года назад +47

      This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used-

    • @Place_Holder-cl5hk
      @Place_Holder-cl5hk 4 года назад +31

      Oh no...This again?!

    • @stevenvassiliou2939
      @stevenvassiliou2939 4 года назад +9

      I'm ready to show you the house agaib

    • @HassanMohamoud-lg2xw
      @HassanMohamoud-lg2xw 4 года назад +6

      sold

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 4 года назад +15

      @@Place_Holder-cl5hk, no, you don't understand. You see, this is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for...

  • @nuggettscout5715
    @nuggettscout5715 2 года назад +8

    13:12 I THREW THAT BEFORE I WALKED INTO THE ROOM! DYNOMITEEEE

  • @tylershelton9334
    @tylershelton9334 3 года назад +21

    12:54 *Dread it. Run from it. The suitcase arrives all the same.*

  • @jacobwest9927
    @jacobwest9927 4 года назад +1322

    When I saw Terminator 47, I thought “there was no way he could top this.”, Needless to say I am speechless. You sir, are a genius in every way imaginable!!

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 4 года назад +20

      He is truly an artist.

    • @sherifhesham3733
      @sherifhesham3733 4 года назад +10

      I thought exactly the same thing
      I hope this goes viral as well

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Hi

  • @deseifer14
    @deseifer14 3 года назад +2134

    "What are you 46? 48?"
    "No.. I'm.. 47"
    *James Bond Theme Song*

    • @missesyourjokes2076
      @missesyourjokes2076 3 года назад +39

      "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 3 года назад +6

      @@BatziHistory Well played x) I miss naive Castiel

    • @Tinnesa
      @Tinnesa 3 года назад +25

      @@missesyourjokes2076 because your mom

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 года назад +8

      @@missesyourjokes2076 Because 7 8 9

    • @nintendo_pirate
      @nintendo_pirate 3 года назад +15

      @@SirDankleberry But why did 7 eat 9? Because you need 3 square meals a day

  • @noobvannoob2286
    @noobvannoob2286 3 года назад +28

    This is amazing. The editing is superb and there is obscenely beautiful cinematography that I didn't even think was possible to do in-game. can't wait to see the hitman 3 video when/if you ever make one.

  • @Taniniver
    @Taniniver 2 года назад +24

    This video is so powerful I actually cried at the end

    • @jesuslovesyou2616
      @jesuslovesyou2616 Год назад

      Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

    • @yournormaluser...
      @yournormaluser... Год назад

      Yeesss

  • @WildHobos
    @WildHobos 4 года назад +4943

    Holy shit, Bed. I cant even imagine the amount of time this must have taken. Absolutely stunning. A work of art.

    • @topherpremium5460
      @topherpremium5460 4 года назад +130

      it took 10 months

    • @matthewbrown900
      @matthewbrown900 4 года назад +107

      You weren't exaggerating, this really is a fucking masterpiece

    • @m3li0r42
      @m3li0r42 4 года назад +28

      HobosGoneWild you should see his old hitman videos. All the bodies in the bathroom 😖
      Edit: oh. I made it to the part. Was wondering if he was gonna do that lol

    • @elijahfigueira6446
      @elijahfigueira6446 4 года назад +2

      His cment makes sense with his name am I right hahaha.JK

    • @elijahfigueira6446
      @elijahfigueira6446 4 года назад +1

      How do you Edtit

  • @jtenma
    @jtenma 3 года назад +1804

    I have NEVER seen anything quite like this in my life.

    • @KytusGame
      @KytusGame 3 года назад +64

      What about the downstairs Living room?

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @rogi234
      @rogi234 3 года назад +1

      Stay subscribed and you might

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +4

      It wasn't the first time I saw a cheeseburger break the neck of a man.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +2

      @@KytusGame KytusGAME, show me another room, alright?

  • @igkgigoh
    @igkgigoh 3 года назад +40

    Hitman 3 is already released. We're waiting for the upstairs living room!

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +1

      And the basement living room.

    • @walrusonion9yearsago777
      @walrusonion9yearsago777 3 года назад

      Living Room 2: Room Harder

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar 2 года назад

      @@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

  • @leanansidhe3954
    @leanansidhe3954 2 года назад +5

    The entire knight scenes were crazily amazing. I'm honestly very impressed.

  • @davidtheroamingmusician2174
    @davidtheroamingmusician2174 4 года назад +308

    17:50 is easily the smoothest I've ever seen anybody take down that many guards without a HUD on lol, jesus

    • @AverageLeagueGamer
      @AverageLeagueGamer 4 года назад +18

      Probably the ol' tape on the screen with a marker dot for a crosshair. Still impressive nonetheless

    • @100dead
      @100dead 4 года назад +10

      Pretty sure he slightly sped up the video to make it seem quicker as some of the animations are noticeably faster. But like the other guy said, still impressive.

    • @sammitchellchannel8944
      @sammitchellchannel8944 4 года назад

      Edward Nichols im not really sure if he sped it up thou because of the sound in the game doesn't really change

    • @100dead
      @100dead 4 года назад +3

      He clearly edited various sections of the audio for this video, adding in voicelines, sfx, ambient noises, etc.
      I wouldn't put it past him to take the original audio of the clips and adjust them to properly fit the sped up version.

    • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
      @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 4 года назад +1

      Sam Mitchell Channel most editing software allows you to separate video and audio so it's not too difficult with an hours work for an amateur to make stuff look ok

  • @Unikv
    @Unikv 4 года назад +1966

    Jesus Christ man, you're an artist.
    For real. This is complete, pure and brilliant gold, the best video i've seen since i don't know... ever.

    • @justsomeguywhoedits4387
      @justsomeguywhoedits4387 4 года назад +42

      I totally thought he couldn't top his last ending. I was wrong.

    • @Unikv
      @Unikv 4 года назад +39

      @@justsomeguywhoedits4387 Imagine how this is for me, a person who just found out about this channel.
      This shit ended my depression.

    • @KoRnBrony
      @KoRnBrony 4 года назад +16

      I thought the art of machinima was dead, i was wrong

    • @yeagersotaski3555
      @yeagersotaski3555 4 года назад +6

      Agent 47 orphaned nearly 1000 children this day...

    • @DanielDiaz-sx4tx
      @DanielDiaz-sx4tx 4 года назад +7

      I thought that he made his *Magnus Opus* with planet rust, But he really out did himself this time.

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub 3 года назад +24

    This guys videos remind me of an earlier time on RUclips, the good old days of random game related comedy, before let’s players was even a thing... glad to see this kind of insanity is still thriving as usual :)

  • @Foxster_13
    @Foxster_13 4 года назад +158

    And that Children is how you come back after 10 months.

  • @theswag9477
    @theswag9477 3 года назад +2005

    That knight scene was fucking beyond art, it was a calling.

  • @rusty0135
    @rusty0135 3 года назад +15

    20:35 never heard that line before

  • @waottgc
    @waottgc Месяц назад +2

    I come back to this video from time to time. This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Also, this is pure art and experiment in empathy.

  • @ToStrideForFame
    @ToStrideForFame 4 года назад +343

    When legends return to remind everyone why they became a legend in the first place, and that they're still alive.

  • @jollydale9591
    @jollydale9591 4 года назад +761

    The Developers need to hire Bed for making Trailers lol.

    • @devildognick321
      @devildognick321 4 года назад +31

      just let him make the whole damn game

    • @adrianskultety8826
      @adrianskultety8826 4 года назад +1

      @@joanofsharc io is no longer square enix

    • @umbrellaoperativeghost8001
      @umbrellaoperativeghost8001 4 года назад

      @@devildognick321 why stop there why not a whole movie

    • @arieson7715
      @arieson7715 4 года назад

      Make Bed the bug tester.

    • @_._---.
      @_._---. 3 года назад

      @@joanofsharc IOI is now independent, they left Square Enix in 2017. Then Warner Bros became their publishers. But this year they became independent.

  • @cecethequietlizard8706
    @cecethequietlizard8706 2 года назад +10

    The fact I actually cried at a ytp like this, just because of a rubber ducky, shows how well this story was told

  • @scp-999ticklemnstr8
    @scp-999ticklemnstr8 3 года назад +21

    *I think we've all learned something today, NEVER EVER! take a man's briefcase.*

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 2 года назад +2

      And more importantly, never,EVER ,take his DUCKIE!

  • @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268
    @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 4 года назад +980

    17:52
    No joke, this is probably exactly how 47 would look in combat when clearing a room. This fight scene is beyond perfect, exactly 47's style.

    • @daimonmau5097
      @daimonmau5097 4 года назад +48

      too slow and careless on some parts, if you imagine on real life, but we get the idea, haha.

    • @cloroxbleach7910
      @cloroxbleach7910 4 года назад +33

      john wik

    • @Shadowk556
      @Shadowk556 4 года назад +26

      Really felt like a John wick moment

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 4 года назад +21

      You mean by creating impressionist art through blowing piles of fancy dressed bodies into the sky like some sort of James bond opening sequence?

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 4 года назад +14

      I think it's more John Wick killing machine sort of deal. I saw this comment early and expected something more elegant and thought out than just executing everyone in the room.

  • @TheRealDoggoCEO
    @TheRealDoggoCEO 4 года назад +8215

    *_This is unironically one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I can't describe with words how much I love this cinematic work of art._*

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa 4 года назад +71

      How does it feel to donut kakyoin?

    • @maxxox2226
      @maxxox2226 4 года назад +14

      Facts

    • @Liam-kl1sw
      @Liam-kl1sw 4 года назад +10

      Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Same man.

    • @Tiyratania
      @Tiyratania 4 года назад +18

      PLEASE WATCH THE OTHERS IF YOU HAVENT THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS

    • @antonioguthery9416
      @antonioguthery9416 4 года назад +11

      He has a great GTA V video where the ending made me shed a tear, it’s called “GTA 5 Cataclysm if the Mods”

  • @toadsandwich2116
    @toadsandwich2116 2 года назад +3

    15:35 "He's just standing there, MENACINGLY"

  • @Jjdogstein
    @Jjdogstein 14 дней назад +1

    This isn't just a funny ah video. Dude, this is genuine top-tier content. I can't even fathom how much effort and time went into this.

  • @heraze
    @heraze 4 года назад +259

    My mom: what are you looking at?
    Me: Art, just art...

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 4 года назад +406

    This is the downstairs living room.

    • @idontcare6736
      @idontcare6736 4 года назад +17

      *_This is the downstairs dying room._*

    • @DRWNGamer6915
      @DRWNGamer6915 4 года назад +1

      This is the downstairs toilet

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Good

  • @offlineable
    @offlineable 2 года назад +8

    The broadsword in the breifcase gag gets me every time

  • @benjones-75
    @benjones-75 2 года назад +11

    Not even six minutes in did I realize how beautiful the world really can be

  • @samgopnik6638
    @samgopnik6638 4 года назад +668

    The Lord has awoken from his sleep. Welcome back my liege.

    • @urboimatt21
      @urboimatt21 4 года назад +1

      Sam Gopnik And I bet he won’t make another video for about 5 months...

    • @uncleartyom4280
      @uncleartyom4280 4 года назад +4

      Sam Gopnik I don’t think he had been sleeping like AT ALL. Seems like he spent every day working on the video since the previous one.

    • @woofers9871
      @woofers9871 4 года назад

      Making these *VIDEOS* takes up so much energy that not any one being had enough to so intern he must regain his energy

    • @cristitodoran8321
      @cristitodoran8321 4 года назад

      @@urboimatt21 True art takes time , bitch

    • @user-xc7fw9tx9y
      @user-xc7fw9tx9y 4 года назад

      Your highness we serve to slaughter

  • @SpheniMoo
    @SpheniMoo Месяц назад +2

    20:11 still gives me goosebumps to this day

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 2 года назад +11

    Imagine what he would be able to do if he gets a budget for an entire movie

  • @afrocoolio25
    @afrocoolio25 4 года назад +305

    *_2020 Cannes Film Festival Nominee_*
    "The ending had me in tears." - Time Magazine.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 4 года назад +1103

    this was a genuine cinematic masterpiece. by god, that was beautiful

  • @oodie6284
    @oodie6284 11 месяцев назад +4

    Watching this again after three years is such a treat.

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy Год назад +19

    You’re one of the only people on RUclips who I’ve ever seen make a video that can use iconic pieces of music and make it feel as though it belongs.
    I aspire to be this good.

  • @toad-cb3cf
    @toad-cb3cf 4 года назад +370

    It's way past my bedtime but I'm still going to watch this because this is an important historical event.

  • @Cast_Away
    @Cast_Away 4 года назад +244

    The ending left me shaking. Catharsis.
    But there's an ultimate villain. Whoever stole Agent's briefcase to turn him against everyone at the mansion is a mastermind of evil!

    • @Cyridi31
      @Cyridi31 4 года назад +12

      He is just a victim to his own stupidity, the duck is the one.

  • @Fb-editzz
    @Fb-editzz Год назад +6

    14:45 “shoot someone else”

  • @evana3976
    @evana3976 3 года назад +16

    This video genuinely inspires an emotional reaction inside me.

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 2 года назад

      By the end,it felt like something cosmic just happened. Some kind of miracle. A miracle of The Almighty Ducky!
      And thus,goes the tale of Agent 47

  • @nickpiovesan4361
    @nickpiovesan4361 4 года назад +1169

    "...Aren't you the realtor?"
    *Agent 47 gopher's out from the bushes*
    "Sorry for the delay"

    • @IckbobTheAwesome
      @IckbobTheAwesome 4 года назад +4

      Yeah we saw the video

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 4 года назад +2

      You lack humour

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 4 года назад +2

      @@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 simply repeating lines from the video isn't all that funny, that was the point

    • @IckbobTheAwesome
      @IckbobTheAwesome 4 года назад +2

      MGTOW Stan
      ”Thing someone said”
      *Thing that happened*
      “Thing someone said”
      If you consider this humour, I feel sorry for you. Commenting actual subtitles isn’t funny, it’s funny in the video but not when some dipshit tries to earn likes on what the content creator worked for.

    • @IckbobTheAwesome
      @IckbobTheAwesome 4 года назад +1

      Kostas anagno No nobody shat in my coffee, but if they would I’d be happier than I get by seeing this shit every comment section and it blocks out the actual comments. He’s not interested in what people thinks about his favourite moment, he’s fishing for likes cus he’s probably 9 years old and this formula is all he knows

  • @linearlinera
    @linearlinera 4 года назад +264

    Welcome back, my liege.

  • @autumnpixiedust00
    @autumnpixiedust00 Год назад +2

    Yoo the MUSIC and cinematography are *chef's kiss*

  • @arrrdor1225
    @arrrdor1225 2 года назад +22

    11:26 This part made me laugh so much, I almost ran out of breath

  • @cobras034
    @cobras034 4 года назад +264

    Hark! our King is back, let’s rejoice and celebrate in his majesty’s presence

  • @TrueUniduck
    @TrueUniduck 4 года назад +1000

    I'm so confused over what actually is part of the game, what is mods, and what is just beds magic

    • @thegamerzoildv2183
      @thegamerzoildv2183 4 года назад +84

      It's best not to question his methods my comrad it could lead to consequences some say its God like power

    • @elijahpepe
      @elijahpepe 4 года назад +153

      The beginning uses a camera mod + a glitch involving getting to the top of the map.
      Firstly, the part with the fisherman. He uses a camera mod to get into that area, and since there is a space between him and 47 he can just cut in between and act like he jumped up. Then he dumps the body and walks into the rest of the pier.
      From there, it's just walking to the entrance. He's holding an ICA Executive Briefcase from the Executive Pack (in the either Gold or Silver Edition/Expansion Pass) and a Broadsword from Mastery Level 16 in Isle of Sgail. In his loadout, he's also carrying a Remote Breaching Charge from Mastery Level 15 in Sapienza.
      I'm not sure why he killed a non-player character, since they basically don't exist in the game and only have animations to run away and disappear when shot at 3 times. Probably dramatic effect. Then, he timed it perfectly with the flamingo strolling by.
      However, it's *not* the same flamingo. That area of the map does not have the potential for that flamingo to somehow cross over. It's the waiting game now, since after that expert jump cut he used Instinct to time Sierra walking out and when to have the breach glitch throw over. Then, after the attack on the runner he used a glitch with the NPC. The reason why the glitch shows up is because he's done a frame-perfect subdue. It's slowed down more than it should though.
      It is possible to do this glitch and Conner Campbell's RUclips channel shows you how to do it. However, you will fall down after the subject has fallen to the ground. And no, those cars literally cannot kill you in the game. They are cars that will refuse to collide with 47 at all costs. On the race, an AK-47 falls.
      This is not possible in the game. Not only does the model only exist in the Marrakesh map, but the falling is similar to a trainer for Hitman 2. Then he shoots, which *is* possible in the game. However, the race cuts early after too many attempts.
      Now we move onto the Isle of Sgail. Yes, he's using a trainer for this part. He's placed an object inside of the coffin and used a glitch to kill the NPC. Another OOB glitch and we move to Whittleton Creek with yet another OOB glitch.
      He eliminates all the guards and hides the bodies in crates, and then eliminates Janus using poison. The muffin is possible, but not in the way he shows with the death of a salesman.
      There are multiple ways to achieve this, but the most likely is that he used a trainer to poison him based on how quick the poison is. The rest is easy to do until the house, where he uses a glitch to "crouch" above. He's using artificial audio clips but natural poison. The bathroom scene is achieved with multiple save files and timing. Probably took him 3 hours to do that entire scene with the bodies.
      The ICA Executive Briefcase MK 2 can do what is shown when he walks down the stairs. In fact, it's an homage to a glitch involving the briefcase. You can get it by doing the "Best Case Scenario" scenario and beating it. The ending of Creek is done with a camera mod + the beginning of Haven Island.
      Yes, throwing objects at people in water kills them in this map. It's normal up until we go to Sgail, where he uses YET ANOTHER OOB glitch. Again, normal, but he uses a camera mod later. The timing has to be perfect for the door, and no, he's not using aim assist. It's all natural until another camera, and elimination of a room for the scene with the paintings (again, another mod). He had to get the knight armor from a knight statue, however, and more camera work is required. The shooting scene is done with an invincibility hack and more camera mods.
      The part with the bodies is natural but with camera mods. And that's the end of the video.
      Source? I have 1,000 hours in Hitman 2, have unlocked every item, have 100%'ed the entire game, and have a pretty active history in the development of cheats and glitches.

    • @SpeedyThunder100
      @SpeedyThunder100 4 года назад +7

      Nah I think it’s god like powers

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 4 года назад +31

      elijahpepe well. I felt like I just read a script for a behind the scenes video

    • @MRook42
      @MRook42 4 года назад +5

      Obviously bed magic

  • @fr3e.
    @fr3e. 2 года назад +30

    The fact that theres a story scares me of how good it is

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад

      Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

    • @darkreindeerarchive
      @darkreindeerarchive 2 года назад

      @@RandomInternetStranger ava Maria

    • @darkreindeerarchive
      @darkreindeerarchive 2 года назад

      @@RandomInternetStranger it is in blood money

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 года назад

      @@darkreindeerarchive Mate, this comment is a month old. I promise you, I have gotten more than enough replies to know what the song is.

    • @OwenOsaka
      @OwenOsaka 2 года назад +1

      @@RandomInternetStranger dawg u were the one copy pasting it don't be mad someone actually gave an answer

  • @BetaMastersSIDECHANNEL
    @BetaMastersSIDECHANNEL 2 года назад +7

    Was I the only one who got massive chills in the ending (created by bedbenanas) scene? This was a substantial work of art to all creators. Much love and greatful hopes for your future. I see only creativity and longful time spending genious ideas heading your way for the world to see. Good to know this world has a creative mind living among us all. God bless, hope to see nothing but works of art such as yours heading our way to the community. We need more people such as you

  • @pierrethehandsome2518
    @pierrethehandsome2518 4 года назад +322

    "can I tempt you with a little SNACK?"

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 года назад +18

      "YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME TODAY!"

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      Good

  • @cvilla1999
    @cvilla1999 4 года назад +321

    "What in the world did that per-"
    Agent 47: "We goin' for a ride"

    • @zerov5178
      @zerov5178 4 года назад +2

      The heaven has chosen you.
      _You looked in you pocket and found a free heaven pass_
      "Neet"

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 года назад

      sa

  • @nuclearmodz9945
    @nuclearmodz9945 Год назад +5

    It's been 2 years and I still watch it.
    This is video is pure art 🔥