This Is The WORST MAP On The Marketplace
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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*Flashbacks to when he reviewed the classic texture pack and people didn’t get it was satire*
Has anyone got a link to that video
Edit: spelling
Edit2: search ibxtoycat zombie pigmen to find the video
i cant find the video do you have a link?
Commenting for notification of the link for vid
I wanna see that the ngl
Link please
Toycat emptying all the self awareness about his world that he's been piling up for 7years and 11 months
Ooooh 69 likes
Heh
lol I didn't realize it was his world for the First few seconds of the video
@@NT-sx2bd if it helps he probably the only few marketplace people who doesn't use world paint or world edit, so this is a original
Not only he's roasting himself, bit he's also taking money out of his credit card and putting in his wallet
At a loss after microsoft and minecrafts cut
Heha
Lol
He doesn’t get 100% of the profits so he’s losing money
This is like when he superchatted himself
That moment when you realize that he bought his own world
How does he not get it free lol
30% of the money just went to Microsoft
He only gets 70% of that back lol
And he lost money doing it
Took me, 2 mins till I saw the death star
Guys my house was burning down and I screamed “toycat is yes” and the fire instantly stopped and all the damage was undone
This is totally true guys we all need to do this!!!111!!
Happened to me. oof approved
If I yell Toycat is no, I wonder if my house will burn?
Edit: Don't yell Toycat is no.
It's true guys i was the house
@@Jevmin Did you at least save your Toycat Shrine? Everyone here has one and that's all you need in life.
I used this horrible map to create a house in the torch-covered planes biome, the only good build in the whole thing smh
Yeah man the rest of the world is garbage
TOYCAT BOUGHT HIS OWN WORLD
Alternative title: *Toycat roasts himself for 17 minutes*
Lol
Lmao
I was gonna make this exact comment but you obviously beat me to it
haha funny
Well, he can really roast himself because he had that huge furnace
The guy that made this map isn’t subscribed to ibxtoycat
He's probably in a house fire
You're not wrong
@@maxinefinnfoxen because haha funny
*Its hard to argue with his assessment*
@@VitaMoonshadowOLD *panick*
It’s like he already knows his way around the map. I’m confused.
cause he made it
@@Cichyhub that was the joke...
@@bearlittle. thank you for not saying r/WoOoSh
@@REALMARCHINADER r/wooosh
@@thighnfishnets It's ironic so it doesn't count
Alternative title: Judging myself based on my Minecraft world.
Can we appreciate how toycat literally bought his own map for 490 actual minecoins
*Stonksn't*
And how he is ungrateful for maxed out diamond armour
Ummm wdym this map is terrible he probably just went into creative for a week
And he got that Minecoins back, because that map is made by him lmao
Edit: guys i know he didn't get that Minecoins, you don't need to make like 10 comments about that.
Cmon...
Bro, this map looks terrible, I cant believe you actually bought it
Stonks
@@RUSTYTHEORIGINALCREATOR No no no,
Its
STACKS
Ikr
Especially when you consider that he didn't need to - he made it himself. And he's being his usual picky, annoying self, too.
Also it’s his map he spent 8 years on
I wonder how many people won’t get this is satire
wtf do you mean this map is terrible
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I'm shocked! Shocked I say.
@@theactualpoopooman7086 Also satire??
He deserves respect for spending 8 years on a joke of a minecraft world. Not only that but it became a career
you know it’s bad when it’s worse than the modern house 💔💔
Anyone else notice the wolf that spawned in and killed the ultra rare pink sheep. 11:25
Its happened to me before
Ye and the wolf killed it lol
I noticed that happening too and I immediately wrote the timestamp on paper to check whether there was a comment about this after watching.
@@gowildler just did the exact same thing lol
😂
Alternate title roasting my own map to compel my fans to buy it
Marketing at its finest.
“I’m going to do my own worst review before anyone else does.” 😆 I really enjoy your humor toycat. Much yes.
Just half decent British humour really
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 so dry I need to rehydrate. lol
Ye me too
E
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 I didn't realize I had British humor...
I love this video already. You are our savior showing us all the shitty stuff you can buy on the marketplace. It's insane how someone wants 2.49 pounds for this. Unbelievable.
Um it’s his world
@@RANDOMGAMER-71 thats..... the joke
@@redpaints ikr
“What? It’s just an ordinary ma-OH MY GOODNESS!”
SQUIDWARD!!!
@@spongebuddy4195 wth 😂😂
"Very Ordinary"
Wow, Toycat is literally roasting himself right now.
lol
Lol
I thought the same
Ikr
yeah lol
If you wanna save 490 minecoins you can watch every toycat's video and live stream and use the same seed and build the world block by block
normal people: buy my map:
toycat: this is the worst map ever!
Lol
What do you mean? It’s not his map.
@@gottalivehappy Ikr it isn't his map why would toycat buy his own map this map is so bad
The amount of sarcasm made my day
“hello i’m mpx toy cat” in the subtitles has to be the bio of this youtube channel
MPX go brrrr
Translated it into Chinese...
I copied this...
ibx玩具貓
Chinese go brrrrrrr
@@destinyy_908 Social credit score goes brrrrr
my favorite toycat subtitle fail is "hello i'm a twig hat"
@@benjaminwyatt Lol what the hell
anyone else that just chuckles every time he sais “Toeycat”
I was literally Thinking of buying this world... Thank god I was able to watch Toycat review it. Saved myself some money.
ibxtoycat: *insults his world*
also ibxtoycat: *cries internally*
"Why was he trying to cook apples?"
They should add apple pie in minecraft
@@allergictocarpet Vouch
@@allergictocarpet i think we need to put that on the minecraft suggestions page
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
here aswell
Some Schlag references
@@nota30secondvideo ik but why is it here
@@theoneandonly5371 Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
@@Marizyth Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
I decided to go to the marketplace yesterday, saw this, and muttered "oh god toycat's become a sellout"
I hope you’re being sarcastic
Sadly this map wasn't released before my house fire. The subscription only kept me from dying. The map purchase would have prevented the fire.
Damn bad quality stuff is still getting accepted in the marketplace...
"You can't expect people to read 9 pages, no-one has that much time..."
People who have done every New Vegas playthrough: _Am I a joke to you?_
LOL
... Yes? :D
Notice he stuck with that when he was reviewing the "Instant City" pack... which left him not knowing how to turn their chairs into other stuff.
Toycat should write a diss track against this map.
Day 3 of confirming that I have not had a house fire since subscribing.
No house fires here either. Will keep you updated.
i haven’t either, it really works
Neither
Thing is, I used to wanna play on toycat's world and just explore what he's done in the 8 years of playing it... Then I saw this. At first I wasn't sure it was really his world, I thought hey maybe a huge toycat fan recreated his world based on every toycat video he's ever seen, and honestly I'm still not convinced this isn't a stalker's recreation.
After buying it, I can confirm you map is way uglier in person
5/5 I absolutely love it
I bought this and it’s so fun to find builds in the most obscure places
Yea like I just found a random glowstone on some weird places I forgot where I saw when I was flying
Alternative title: All the things wrong with my let's play world!
8 years and no iron farm.
How....!
It’s toycats world
Toycat had amnesia so he doesn't know that he's roasting his own creation.
yes
I love the way you critique/criticized the world just like he would any other dumb market place map!!! What a man to acknowledge the weirdness of his unique position in this weird time of technology!! Taking advantage of all that you can all the while being honest and transparent about everything!! as well as being entertaining for all of us!! Great man Toycat!!! PLEASE NEVER STOP!!!
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
no
Stop
Monki Man Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
"Toe-e cat let's play world"
This is certainly a video.
I feel bad for this dude his house is gonna burn on fire
That's what he gets for not subscribing to ibxtoycat
I wonder what the creator of the map must be thinking
Probably how pleased they are with their work! ♥️♥️♥️
I was so disappointed to find the enchanted forest is empty. I'm going to mine it all out just to be sure I didn't miss anything.
“This is too many potatoes”
**mad technoblade noises**
Glad I didn’t buy the worst map on the marketplace
I know right. You could save it and buy 1/5 of the absolute masterpiece that is Modern House
I bought it even after watching this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what is wrong with me
I did
Same
@@grantroberts5510 same
I bet for the whole time he was recording , he couldn't keep a straight face!
Oooh self burn, those are rare
Thought about downloading the map to fix all the mistakes but that’s gonna take a long time
“After 8 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait”
"Towycat" priceless.
its to - e cat
I though you were looking at someone else’s world when I clicked on this video but what you did was so much better
This feels like your conscience questioning every decision you make
You have to understand that something is wrong when you see someone buying his own map.
alt title: toycat roasts himself and makes fun of his let's play world.
I just got it!!!
I have a thing for transforming stuff, normally I just go terraform my 3 year old creative world which is just miles of custom biomes and caves, you might see it on the marketplace some day lol
I've been wanting to start a second world where I focus more on building structures and what I feel in the moment, but haven't had the inspiration until now!!!
I clicked as soon as I seen the notification! This is gonna be great 😂
(Edit: are you trying to get me to buy this or not toycat?)
This is the pinnacle of shameless self promotion!
"The End, seems to be laminated." -Toycat
Dude, whoever this "toycat" guy is, he really has a impressive map
Alternative title: Cat Person Question his Life Decision’s on his Minceraft World
11:25 exactly when he said this a wolf spawned and killed a really common sheep
Or The 8 Year Dirt Shack Was His OLDEST House And Now He Has A Better One But He Left It There For Memories. ;,)
This is one of those videos where toycat has a funny haha moment
Have you talked about the best map already?
He just did
Surprisingly in a weird way exploring it wasn’t as exciting as I expected. Not because it’s bad, but because I’ve watched you on and off for so long that it’s all so familiar. Very interesting to see how small the world really is and how close some of the structures are to spawn
I love how his harshest review so far was this world lmaooo. If only I saw this video earlier but atlas I downloaded the world on the day it was released.
Gotta say, loving the satire and sarcasm in this video but you bet I’m buying this map, I’ve watched your channel for years. I look forward to exploring your 8 years of work 👌😂,
When I first saw the title I was like is that wait it’s gonna be your map isn’t it
Oh this is amazing XD I thought you were reviewing someone’s terrible knockoff of your world from the title but it was even funnier XD
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
I was going along a really neat end highway on a boat that had these end rod railings, when all of sudden the railings just stopped, and I fell into the void.
If they could just sell behavior packs instead of misleading people to buy packs that are very restrictive and expensive for what you get they would most certainly make more money and people would have much more control over the minecraft experience
This is why I sub to you. I don't even play bedrock, but it's so awesome that you are out there, making videos and keeping people from wasting their money on bunk, lazy maps.
The people that found the world on Minecraft, and used this as a review
11:20 so we’re just gonna ignore the pink sheep being killed in the back.
this is just for irony i think.
Hi Toycat! Ive been a fan for a while, a year at least I think. I was so excited that I was shaking today when I bought your map. Your videos really helped me get into minecraft again, and this newfound minor obsession has helped me at my not so great times. I love your videos and it was so great getting to explore your world. Thank you for creating videos and uploading so frequently. Please keep doing what you do :))))
Best map on the marketplace, 10/10
Toycat: maps shouldn’t cost money
Also toycat: puts his Let’s Play world on the market place
Wtf is that house. £3 for that! And what's with the ugly builds . 8 years too! Yea right! Smh could build this in 1 hour
It’s toycats world
Wikihow: How to Advertise Your Minecraft Map
This is just reviewing the classic texture pack video but everyone actually understands the joke
I think the worst part of this map is the stairway ending at 9:18. Like, what? did he just build the staircase one block in the wrong direction? Nobody wants to go up to go down or go down after going up! They could've just replaced it with a slab! No way in heck am I getting this map. too expensive for that disgusting stairway.
That's a really weird map, I'm still going to buy it though. :)
I’m getting the map tomorrow. I’m exited to finish your Death Star and do other stuff.
Yep
What I love most about this is how I totally get how a world ends up like this. I make things purely (barely) functional and plan to come back and finish and beautify things and everything is low-effort and unfinished.
Expectation: I build like Wattles.
Reality: I build like Toycat
Damn I shouldn’t have gotten this map
Wish this came out earlier /:
This world is like when you open the third drawer down in the kitchen looking for a pen but all you find is flat batteries, birthday cards from four years ago and seven rolls of half used sticky tape which you can't find the ends of.
Some "people" would do this horrible map? Truly disgusting.
You literally buy your own world with in game currency in the marketplace, to then just roast yourself for like 20 minutes straight. I love it.
I feel like Toycat is running out of ideas
Me too
I think so too
Did anyone else notice that at 11:25 a pink sheep spawned, then a wolf spawned and proceeded to eliminate the sheep from existence
Ok- wow already at half the video. First of all the person that made this is probably young, and you're just destroying their feelings without any remorse that I've seen so far. I mean god damn, also not to mention diamonds A LOT easier to get than netherrite plus the fact netherrite only came out last year and this has been around what you say? 8?? Hm, yeah sure looks like alot of time to get a bajillion netherrite. The blast furnace thing is marked for ores but the rest is for other stuff that's why it's not marked. The forest, atleast from what I can tell is supposed to be a spooky dead forest without any leaves on it, duh.
After the half the video, Farm is a little excessive agreed, however if you would have planned to do it with friends that's why there's so much. I not trying to defend anyone in this situation but either you have no sense of inspiration or creativity to just build whatever you want where ever you want just for the heck of it. We've all done that at some point, so you don't have to be rude about it. I personally find the nether portal funny. They might have tried building a larger nether portal like java but it didn't work in Bedrock.
To summerize everything I think you're just being a bland uninspired person about this world. You've criticized probably an 11 year old's build. I can tell it's built 8 (r a little less like 6 r so) years ago considering well the village for one and the way everything looks like it was build in the older versions of Xbox.
All the little things that toy at roasted himself for are giving me a fear of my own world