The Best of B. Dylan Hollis Compilation #1

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @dreamyxd-tiktokcompilation8564
    @dreamyxd-tiktokcompilation8564  2 года назад +60

    HELLO PEOPLES! i'm happy you all love and enjoy this compilation of dylan hollis, maybe making your day a bit bright/better for ya'll! i only do compilations once in a while as a treat or something different to spice things up. However, this is a also a relaxing sounds and music channel where you can just De stress, Relax, study, etc!
    We have Background music, Animal sounds, Ambiences plus so much more that'll keep on coming and won't stop coming! Want more content hit the bell and subscribe for more!
    😘

  • @euphoniumplayer1able
    @euphoniumplayer1able 2 года назад +227

    His genuine look of concern when he said "Insert what?!?" Had me crying 🤣🤣

  • @jasminebaker937
    @jasminebaker937 Год назад +22

    Okay but the actual joy in his face when he plays the accordion, tho...
    I love everything about this.

  • @jamesmaddison7056
    @jamesmaddison7056 2 года назад +59

    my favorite line is always " Not bad! Dead people ". gets me every time

    • @CryptidLouise972
      @CryptidLouise972 2 года назад +5

      Don't forget the "How much ?! I need nut instructions !" Followed by the realization face lol

  • @rabbitreader3888
    @rabbitreader3888 2 года назад +175

    "Fire your oven. I'm sorry but we've got to let you go." This guy is hilarious!

  • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
    @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 2 года назад +180

    hes so fucking talented with his accordion!

  • @surrealsadi841
    @surrealsadi841 2 года назад +336

    Thank god, you included the Candle Salad.

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 2 года назад +29

      Absolutely. One of his funniest!
      "This one's European."

    • @chickenintrousers6723
      @chickenintrousers6723 2 года назад +26

      “Insert. Insert what?”

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 2 года назад +4

      @@chickenintrousers6723 “One toothpick in the top”

    • @randomhooman4211
      @randomhooman4211 2 года назад +4

      @@Dctctx “add one maraschino cherry for the flame”

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 2 года назад +6

      ”Betty Crocker, What Are Up To?”

  • @jessiefrye3045
    @jessiefrye3045 2 года назад +119

    I love his baking nonsense!!!! Awesome!!!

  • @thatoneguy9435
    @thatoneguy9435 2 года назад +40

    "I need nut instruction" Dylan Hollis, somewhere in 2021.

  • @Taylortot999
    @Taylortot999 2 года назад +64

    I wasn't prepared when I clicked on this and choked on my coffee. It took me a solid 30 seconds of listening to his hilarious rants before I came to some senses and paused so I try to breathe. Love it!

  • @WillowRaven7
    @WillowRaven7 2 года назад +8

    "What did I just summon?" His comments - awesome, hysterical, classic!!

  • @hottopic3622
    @hottopic3622 2 года назад +39

    i want to know what his neighbors think-
    "Seatbelts! DEATH!"

  • @cchewitson
    @cchewitson 2 года назад +17

    Saying "You're out of pocket!" is something only the Rhythm section gets

  • @seanm4095
    @seanm4095 2 года назад +25

    "I suppose any longer and it might gain consciousness"! Love this line!

  • @kingdomfallen1584
    @kingdomfallen1584 2 года назад +79

    my cousin: his jokes are offensive
    his twin brother: They aren't offensive, they're ...................................................................... historical-
    this message is meant for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be taken seriously

  • @LeonardoHamato
    @LeonardoHamato 2 года назад +9

    I like the face he makes when he thinks it won't work but he ends up liking it to some point

  • @freedomcat
    @freedomcat 2 года назад +83

    I want more of his non-baking old vs new comparisons.

  • @donnabarker1905
    @donnabarker1905 2 года назад +20

    I watch this all the time and i always end up crying with laughter as he is absolutely brilliant

  • @azrieleli3333
    @azrieleli3333 2 года назад +11

    The Candle Salad is ICONIC and I'm so happy it made it in the vid. XD

    • @eburel506
      @eburel506 Год назад +2

      Yeah but I’m never gonna look at a banana the same way again.

  • @Dead-or-Alive1985
    @Dead-or-Alive1985 2 года назад +18

    "Now you can use canned pineapple, if you're a communist." I'M CRYING

  • @monkeynumbernine
    @monkeynumbernine 2 года назад +10

    ❤️😂 I suuuuper adore your reaction to the tomato soup cake.
    I have made it occasionally in a pinch, because it's so easy, for a get together, just put a nice buttercream on top.
    Nobody knows what it is.

  • @abinormal8584
    @abinormal8584 8 месяцев назад +1

    After a bad day at work, this will always make me feel better. Thank you Dylan!!!!

  • @jonhilderbrand4615
    @jonhilderbrand4615 2 года назад +23

    "This one's European"!!! OMG!!! That was PRICELESS!

  • @carriemeadows9119
    @carriemeadows9119 2 года назад +8

    The first one, “i think i summed something” bro i was dieing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @King_Jimmy_James
    @King_Jimmy_James 2 года назад +12

    1:45 I love how he instantly regretted putting the piece of water Pie is mouth🤣

    • @agentmjl7
      @agentmjl7 6 месяцев назад

      This one is my favorite 😂the instantaneous “NO MA’AM!”

  • @atomicemerald5669
    @atomicemerald5669 2 года назад +4

    “I think I’ve summoned something” best thing ever

  • @paultrout4736
    @paultrout4736 2 года назад +31

    Just discovered this absolute joy today. Thank you young man

  • @hecklerbean
    @hecklerbean 2 года назад +6

    THIS MAN IS GOLDEN

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 Год назад +2

    With the shape of the candle salad that is absolutely a valentines day dish.

  • @TheDragonman379
    @TheDragonman379 2 года назад +11

    The accordion skills you have, man! Righteous!

  • @HappyHabit
    @HappyHabit 2 года назад +4

    I absolutely adore Dylan! ❤❤❤

  • @jynxthemynx_6997
    @jynxthemynx_6997 2 года назад +4

    “Stir until DISGUSTING”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @birdgurl6075
    @birdgurl6075 2 года назад +4

    Wait! That accordion tune...no way. That was so good!!!

  • @EldritchTeacup
    @EldritchTeacup 2 года назад +7

    This guy is my new spirit animal

  • @cozmiccle
    @cozmiccle 2 года назад +16

    Dylan's really good at the accordion wow 6:08

  • @staceykay2753
    @staceykay2753 2 года назад +7

    Thank you for this. This amazing person makes me laugh, so brighter day is a great way to say it. You are right, we could all use a bit more sunshine in our lives these days.

  • @NexusZ97
    @NexusZ97 2 года назад +5

    God dang he rocks that accordion

  • @chef_roberto
    @chef_roberto 2 года назад +10

    I think I’ve summoned something 😂

  • @LordSauron22
    @LordSauron22 2 года назад +6

    Potato actually tastes good in a lot of stuff. Donuts with potatoes in the dough are amazing

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 2 года назад +1

      He actully did that. Seemingly it tasted amazing.

  • @klover5539
    @klover5539 2 года назад +34

    I aspire to be this funny one day

  • @roseg8137
    @roseg8137 2 года назад +4

    This is my decompress on my break at work 😂😂😂😂

  • @iridescentaurora268
    @iridescentaurora268 2 года назад +4

    Funny little story. Seeing Dylan use walnuts in all these vintage recipes has brought back some childhood memories. I used to not like nuts at all. I only liked creamy peanut butter in my pb&j, I always tried to take off as many chopped nuts as I could from my drum sticks, and I was extremely disappointed to bite into a cookie and find that it had chopped walnuts in it.
    Of course as an adult, most of these food-related ‘rules’ have subsided. I don’t mind crunchy peanut butter anymore, and I quite like nuts like pecans, pistachios and almonds. However, I still passionately dislike walnuts. I have to wonder if my disdain for all nuts in childhood was triggered by biting into a cookie that had walnuts in it, and my little kid-brain assuming that all nuts tasted like that…

    • @denisebowen7498
      @denisebowen7498 Год назад

      I absolutely agree with everything you said. I had the same experiences. Even had my Mom eat the nuts off of my drumsticks.

  • @brookef6395
    @brookef6395 2 года назад +17

    You're literally the most hilarious person on YT

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays 2 года назад +1

    the first one has so much energy to it

  • @deku9613
    @deku9613 2 года назад +3

    I'm kinda glad that i watched this today. Today is valentine's day ao that candle salad was funny

  • @REfan2002
    @REfan2002 2 года назад +1

    Eats water pie-
    No ma'am!

  • @travelinbreadhead
    @travelinbreadhead 2 года назад +6

    you are so hilarious and one of my favorites 🤣

  • @ladirectora2273
    @ladirectora2273 2 года назад +4

    THIS IS WHY WE DON'T PERFOM LOBOTOMIES ANYMORE

  • @athiker45
    @athiker45 2 года назад +3

    Just love Dylan

  • @jellybelly7629
    @jellybelly7629 2 года назад +1

    😂Thank goodness you try these so we don’t have to. My fav was tha. Watergate except mine is a tad different. I use cool whip/ pudding/pineapple/mandarin oranges and marshmallows. This is a huge hit at functions I go too.
    God bless

  • @lyndao7356
    @lyndao7356 2 года назад +2

    Crazy musicians...Add that!

  • @Cre8iveMud
    @Cre8iveMud 2 года назад +2

    Raid your Grandma's cookbook collection and you just might find some of these recipes.

  • @lilblacklamb222
    @lilblacklamb222 2 года назад +4

    These are great!

  • @gnawbabygnaw
    @gnawbabygnaw Год назад

    Ain’t Misbehavin’?
    I beg to differ. 😂❤

  • @tarasnead7374
    @tarasnead7374 2 года назад +2

    The Candle Salad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @monkeynumbernine
    @monkeynumbernine 2 года назад +2

    I suspect that he really loves the old car ❤️

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 Год назад +1

    The Spam pie is a crime against Spam.

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx Год назад

      Spam itself is a crime

    • @Panwere36
      @Panwere36 Год назад

      @@Dctctx , then don't ever travel to Hawaii. Spam is practically sacred there.

  • @abieskyevalin1191
    @abieskyevalin1191 2 года назад +10

    My advice for those who don't like caviar ( i'm not rich, i just like eating caviar).
    DON'T EAT IT BY ITSELF!!!
    It'll just taste like salt.
    Instead.
    Get yourself some fresh bread, preferably some buns. Toast them (they should be easily crispy and warm, so don't burn them or use oil). Put some butter on the toasted bread/buns (A LOT OF BUTTER). Then put the caviar on the slice ( don't put too much, just enough cover the bread). Enjoy!

  • @amm9387
    @amm9387 2 года назад

    "are you 9" yet? said the 15yo me " LOLOL priceless

  • @tearlessfour8416
    @tearlessfour8416 2 года назад +2

    Hes so handsome 😍

  • @jessicazaytsoff1494
    @jessicazaytsoff1494 2 года назад +1

    I just saw the caviar short (because I'm an old who doesn't tick-tock) so thanks!
    I am also mad at the gold plated spoon. I think rationally.
    Which is why I have no social media empire.
    And old cars are so nice but also so death causing. love is a battlefield?

  • @Jacen2499
    @Jacen2499 2 года назад +1

    his livestreams on tiktok are the best things to watch. he goes live Wednesdays 10pm ( est) or 8 pm ( mt)

  • @HissingKitty2008
    @HissingKitty2008 2 года назад +1

    This is excellent!

  • @amandajarboe1131
    @amandajarboe1131 2 года назад +2

    You are a delight!

  • @rosaliac.386
    @rosaliac.386 2 года назад +2

    That's exactly what it feels like to eat watergate salad🤣

  • @KhaosComicbookCompany
    @KhaosComicbookCompany 7 месяцев назад

    “Butter go BURRRR”😂

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 2 года назад +2

    this man is so gender and so good at cooking istg-

  • @ceciliesrensen7709
    @ceciliesrensen7709 2 года назад +2

    How come I find the ones that he likes to be the funniest? >D

  • @anitafowler524
    @anitafowler524 2 года назад +1

    Who are you?? I absolutely love you. Funny. Your accordion! I played when I was young . Loved it.

  • @FedUpFancy
    @FedUpFancy 2 года назад +1

    I can't tell if he says "Can seat several children" or "Conceive several children."

  • @kaitlynp4519
    @kaitlynp4519 3 месяца назад

    0:49 "conceive several children" that had my mind in the gutter

  • @graceomalleygrimm9776
    @graceomalleygrimm9776 2 года назад +16

    I wish you could share the actual recipes. That would be great. I'd love to try some of them myself.

    • @the1only467
      @the1only467 2 года назад

      You can Google the name and the recipe should come up…

    • @stephenfong1144
      @stephenfong1144 2 года назад +3

      I know that full tutorials of the chocolate potato cake and tomato soup cake both exist, from Dylan himself

    • @graceomalleygrimm9776
      @graceomalleygrimm9776 2 года назад

      @@stephenfong1144 ,yeah those were nice to watch.

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart8177
    @wolfgangamadeusmozart8177 2 года назад +3

    2:13 I can't 🤣

  • @dtulip1
    @dtulip1 2 года назад

    "FORK IT"
    I'm not THAT desperate ...................................LOL

  • @kellyeaton7397
    @kellyeaton7397 2 года назад +1

    THE MAN PLAY A GOOD 🪗.

  • @bronyforlife113
    @bronyforlife113 2 года назад +4

    yes, I might be a guy, but I want to marry this man I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

    • @grimmscuriosities9411
      @grimmscuriosities9411 2 года назад

      He's gay, honey. You being a guy is a basic requirement.

    • @rowanginsberg3283
      @rowanginsberg3283 Год назад +2

      You might be in luck, he's GAY🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🌈👬👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👨‍❤‍👨

    • @bronyforlife113
      @bronyforlife113 Год назад

      @@rowanginsberg3283 he`s really funny lol

    • @rowanginsberg3283
      @rowanginsberg3283 Год назад +2

      @@bronyforlife113 No, im sayin if you meet him and he likes you ya might have a chance.

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays 2 года назад +1

    seatbelts
    DEATH

  • @ladyredl3210
    @ladyredl3210 2 года назад +2

    As a history obbssed lesbian, I feel at some level this man is my long lost brother.

    • @rowanginsberg3283
      @rowanginsberg3283 Год назад +2

      The lesbian and gay siblings of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shannaralafountaine3951
    @shannaralafountaine3951 2 года назад +1

    FIYAH!!!😂😂😂

  • @Nico-xs2uk
    @Nico-xs2uk 2 года назад +2

    God, if Gordon Ramsay found this

  • @mags7815
    @mags7815 2 года назад +2

    I'm dying 🤣 💀

  • @denicesanders4586
    @denicesanders4586 2 года назад

    Don't you wonder how some of these recipes were developed? Ritz cracker pie? Water pie? Tomato soup cake? Vinegar pie?

  • @coconut5414
    @coconut5414 2 года назад +3

    Sugar water fire

  • @darlafetterman3598
    @darlafetterman3598 2 года назад +1

    Your description of the Watergate Salad is pretty much my thoughts on chocolate covered cherries.... I believe a person could get diabetes from smelling the foul things (shudder) Love the compilation 🤟

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 года назад

      That one actually bothers me. A lot!
      Admittedly, diabetic ‘jokes’ just aren’t funny. I’ve never been able to laugh at this rather irritating condition.
      Attempting to get enough sugar before bed so I don’t slip into a coma again. Those are horrifying…

    • @darlafetterman3598
      @darlafetterman3598 2 года назад

      @@icarusbinns3156 - I apologize if my comment triggered you. The diabetics in my life, both parents, a late family friend - who actually went onto a diabetic coma in his sleep and then passed away - and several other friends and acquaintances, including my ex mother-in-law, have never taken issue with it. But everyone is different and responds differently. I'd suggest speaking with your Dr about changing or increasing the meds you're on if you are that much at risk overnight. But, again, that's based on my experiences with the diabetics in my life and every single person is different. Really sorry, again, that my reply triggered you.

  • @davidmyhra4931
    @davidmyhra4931 2 года назад +1

    Lard is sooo much healthier than crisco

  • @Peri_Cat
    @Peri_Cat 2 года назад

    What we learned from old car, new car.
    You can't have safety AND comfort

  • @BTW411
    @BTW411 2 года назад +6

    Anyone know what the make and model of that old car was?

    • @glennlaroche1524
      @glennlaroche1524 2 года назад

      Early '60's Cadillac, sorry not sure about exact year/model.

  • @joydixon3440
    @joydixon3440 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
    The 1929 is so funny

  • @emebury5813
    @emebury5813 2 года назад +1

    It's not bad, it's just a cup of diabetes.
    Why is that an accurate representation of my entire diet

  • @Donna19715
    @Donna19715 9 дней назад

    I love his musial interludes. I think the accordion is a very under utilized instrument.

  • @RecklessAlien-ET-1Z50
    @RecklessAlien-ET-1Z50 2 года назад +1

    Woah this is hilarious 😂

  • @miahstalings8572
    @miahstalings8572 2 года назад +1

    Your so funny it hurts lmboooo

  • @mariettaurton5449
    @mariettaurton5449 2 года назад +1

    you are so cute!

  • @Jarjarbinks-i5f
    @Jarjarbinks-i5f Год назад +1

    9:49 hello you are vary green sir

  • @Eclipsed_cosmos
    @Eclipsed_cosmos 2 года назад

    WAKEY WAKEY TIME FOR SCOOL >:]

  • @joanneturnbull5640
    @joanneturnbull5640 2 года назад +1

    Your adorable 🤣

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +4

    0:45 Colorado plates on one, Wyoming on the other. Interesting, must be on the border or something

  • @nosignal7029
    @nosignal7029 2 года назад

    POV: You Are Dylan

  • @DummyWhisper245
    @DummyWhisper245 Год назад

    how to anger the gods:

  • @rowanginsberg3283
    @rowanginsberg3283 Год назад +1

    We need a car with the safety features of a new car and the everything else of an old car.