A warning that this does contain profanity. Which; from me, you may not be used to. The full use of our language has its merits, and I am but a human :)
You look great in glasses, dare I say... Sexy even. Thanks for the content Hollis, it's great, brings a smile to my face, and my family loves watching and rewatching your cooking shorts. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day, and an amazing weekend.
Sir you have corrupted me with a baking demon. My sister bought me your book and I have been unable to stop baking things from it. I NEVER USED TO BAKE. I literally had a conversation with my parent's old friends about baking while at a function, we were eating the potato chip cookies I had made for it and I was EXCITED ABOUT IT. Now I own three Bundt pans! But in all seriousness your content is great and baking is quite fun. My family and I are all loving the stuff in your book, even if it is adding to our waistline lol.
Only after seeing this comment I realised you were, indeed, using profanity. Interestingly, I didn't consider it out of character and couldn't imagine you other than swearing at things, now, in the past and in the future. I guess there was always a surpressed 'wtf is this' and 'how the F did people do that' that was overtly present throughout your otherwise light hearted series haha!
Sometimes Dylan sounds like a hipster, sometimes like an 80 year old grandfather, sometimes like a stoner after a three day bender. And I love all versions.
I swear he manages to seamlessly swap between every time period ever. Sometimes he looks like a hipster, sometimes he looks like a grandpa, sometimes he looks like a generic 50s guy.
“If you jump on me I will _shit_ my pants” I FELT THAT I actually have a similar video that my SO references constantly except mine is a giant fucking bug in my bathroom and isn’t quite as chaotic as this but it’s got a similar vibe 😂 I told it to leave and followed it with “I mean if you move I _will_ scream”
Indoor-Dylan represents everything humanity should be: Musical, funny, and he helps feed the world. OUTDOOR-Dylan is a menace; Just a vulgar, crass, unkempt little broomstick of a man. ...and I love both Dylans equally.
Wild Dylans tend to be louder and curse a lot at their surroundings. Some believe it might be a mating call for other wild gays out there, but worry not, wild Dylans can easily be domesticated with music and vintage recipes
Something about Dylan cursing at a random scaly monstrosity while on a hill of boulders is.... simultaniously incredibly on-brand, and awkwardly off-brand, and an intense feverdream, all at the same time. And it terrifies me that he holds such power. Never change, mister Hollis.
Every single line in the lizard saga-from “He has assumed the pounce position” to “I am LARGER THAN YOU!!”-was golden. I had tears in my eyes from laughing. Thanks for these clips!
The worst part about it is it was so true that I found myself shocked at the implication he wasn't. Is that the true difference between the two, skin care?
As someone who has windows as low as mid-shin in my ground floor living room, I would LOVE some top down/bottom up shades. I’m sure there’s a learning curve but that kind of functionality would really improve my life. They’re $$$ though.
@@tcjdv they sure do 😂 they are a custom order shade, usually for large window areas, and as the other comment mentions they are priceyyyy lol when I worked there the most common reason people ordered them was for "all-season sunrooms", the enclosed patios that are ceiling to floor windows. They're best for tall or high up windows in most cases
I have missed Robin Williams. Nice to see that his quick wit and genius is being carried on by Dylan. I just found you Silent B, and I have not laughed this much in years. Your book arrives tomorrow! Thanks so much. This amount of joy I feel watching you should be illegal.
"I can't feel my fingers, my bitterness lingers, Wyoming's too cold." This is legit one of the best lines I've ever heard in a song. 😭So simple, but just captures the whole essence of that feeling. I also just realized that it has the same kind of beat pattern as Under the Sea ("yeah we in luck here, down in the muck here, under the sea") but it's _so_ poetic. I would _love_ to hear more of your work. 🙌🏻
@DrapedInDread Sorry for the late reply! No worries, you're good! 😄 You didn't come off mean at all 🙂But I get anxious about coming off that way too in comments! It's so hard to gauge tone in written text.
There aren't any words. This guy can make me laugh, laugh-cry and guffaw all in one 5 minute video, does a spot-on impression of Roy Rogers and has turned vintage baking recipes into riveting entertainment! Mark my words. This guy is going to be a household name.
I woke my birds trying not to laugh too loud..these vids should come with a health warning! “May cause increased heart rates, infatuation, wheezing from laughter and chronic enjoyment!”
Dylan, I just want to say I'm 7 weeks postpartum and between adjusting to the valleys and peaks of motherhood as well as personal things I felt super down in the dumps but rediscovered your videos and genuinely laughed for the first time im months. Thank you!
"Twentynine Palms, California, a town whose founder was very fond of counting things." I looked it up, and this is literally true. His name was Col. Henry Washington.
I'm dying. I can't stop laughing. So far I've absolutely lost it at your fight with the blinds, "why do I look so straight", the wyoming song, "rocks is not soft", and "It has assumed the pounce position". My chest hurts XD
Dylan, I’m not one to typically find myself watching wholesome content, but your channel is one of my all-time favorites. You seem like such a genuinely good, passionate human being with extraordinary talents and endless personality and I can’t imagine how rewarding it must be to call you a friend. Thanks for all that you do. You make a lot of my days just a bit brighter and I am grateful. I often feel very alone and lonely in my life, but watching your videos provides, if nothing else, the illusion of support and friendship. Thank you.
Note to self: don't watch Dylan videos if you need to be quiet because your daughter is in a zoom conference with her English teacher. It won't turn out well. Note applies to any situation where quiet is needed.
OMG! He needs to do a whole travel series, doing, eating, singing, playing, cooking, saying whatever he wants to do. Is there no downtime with this young man? Hilarious.
I cherish this man with all my willpower. Dylan, I hope you stay who you are. You make me smile. Even when it is 5 minutes of unreleased, random videos you took.
That "I have a college degree" part is such a mood. I am a licensed practical nurse, and sometimes I do something so ditzy while at work that my only reaction I can give is "I'm a nurse!" With double sideways peace signs or a sad dab. Cuz like, I'm a nurse, dammit. Yet sometimes I'm clutsy as fuck or do something so dumb. Wild
Just watched this video, loved it! Also your song snippets are great, wonderful voice. Folks this guy can cook AND sing!! And just got his cookbook plus a couple for gifts!! Thank you for sharing your talents on RUclips, I don’t TikTok or IG!!❤
@@kalieris - I live a little north of Wyoming, in Canada, and have experienced snow in every month of the year here. It's actually quite fun and beautiful.
@@kalieris So here's a fun story. On a trip from Oregon to Arkansas one year, I forget the exact one, in the month of August a decision was made to stop for the night at a rest area. Air was slightly chilly, but nothing I couldn't handle being from central Oregon. We wake up just before sunrise to a nice light dusting of snow on the ground and below freezing weather. We put on jackets head out and not just a few hours later we be in the high 60's and having to take off our heavy clothing as the weather pushed into the 70's for the rest of the day. I now refuse to stop over in Wyoming for the night unless it's at a motel.
Oh friend I laughed so hard I cried when you did not consent to making friends with the lizard in the desert. Your external monologue while hiking is very similar to mine LOL. Thank you for a glimpse into your life and your sense of humor and I love the book by the way! My boyfriend surprised me with your book for my birthday and the first recipe we made was the tomato soup cake and it was lovely!
You are a special lighted treasure thrust onto the world with sass, floof powder, and comedy that leaves us hospitalized in stitches. A Multi-National Treasure.
What can I say but that I am a huge Dylan fan. I grew up in the century that your recipes come from. And yes I survived ice box cakes, green jello molds, and a thousand meat loaf recipes. Loved this too. You are a man of many talents.
@@lucialamprey2690I still make green bean casserole at Thanksgiving. It's the cottage cheese, walnuts, and canned mandarin oranges in green jello I'm really glad I haven't seen in at least 40 years.
@@christajennings3828 How can you say that! Cottage cheese-walnut-canned mandarin orange in green jello is ambrosia! (Actually, it's all good if one leaves out the cottage cheese). And, of course, Green Bean Casserole Forever.
Dear friend come back to us. This crazy world needs your beautiful soul in our day to day lives. For now I hope you're happy where ever you are or who ever you're with. If you're spending your time with a significant other then I hope he's making you laugh smile and cry ( for all the right reasons) I guess I just miss you. Love ya friend. Hope to see ya again someday.
Does there exist an elderly instrument that you cannot play?! You have MASTERED the piano, guitar, and accordion and every time I see clips of it, it makes my whole day better. I look forward to seeing what you play next- a mandolin? a harpsichord? Spoons?! Who knows! But I’m here for it!!
Dude you are a trip. It is nice seeing some unreleased stuff as it shows the real you beyond the cooking. Odd thing is i dont like cooking myself but watching you is just fun as you bring a comical side too it and make it look fun with your honesty about each item you cook (I still wont cook though lol). And honestly you do sing well. Keep up the good work.
Dylan, will you ever make content telling us about life in Bermuda and how and why you ended up in the Wyomingth Circle of Hell? I am genuinely confused as to how someone could end up somewhere as freezing and empty as Wyoming.
Although this entire video is wonderful in a multitude of ways, I think the Christmas segment is my favorite. Watching you with your family, I am in awe of the easiness of your conversation and the competing laughter from all sides - and most of all, you sat in the middle, genuinely enjoying every second. I don't ever remember being THAT at ease around my family. I always wanted to feel that sort of connection where moments are magnufied simply by dint of you being together. Add that to the list of things that I, an "old" lady by many standards, envy about you. I adore you, B. Dylan Hollis.
I’m about as chaotic as you are, but you’re infinitely funnier and more articulate in the moment. I admire you and I look forward to cooking from your book! Be safe!
Impromptu Dylan we need more of. Showing the well put together Dylan in his kitchen habitat is important but the manic Dylan that lives everyday life somewhere between a desert and....snow in July apparently...is equally funny and a pivotal part to any balanced breakfast. Says so right on the box.
💯 FACTS about Wyoming! Montanan here and we’ve been saying Wyoming is too cold for years…and that’s saying something considering our own situation. I once had to stop in Cheyenne overnight in December and the wind was wailing at like 100 mph.
You need your own reality series. Maybe title it " The B. Dylan Hollis Follies". If you say that fast it sounds like a disease, but I guarantee you could work it into an amazing song to intro the show. You could cook, sing, travel, meet friends for brunch, shop, clean house. Whatever you'd do it'd be great. Please consider. I'm all in.
Dylan getting treed? rocked? by a lizard will forever be pure gold! Also, your enema convo sounds a lot like a late night sleep deprived verson of a chat my group of friends had a while back 😂😂😂
That whole enema convo? Yeah. That's a real thing😂. It happened to my cousin while water skiing. Which is why she forever after wore a wetsuit, while skiing😂😂😂
Dylan, I don't know if you realise this, but every second of recording you put out brings smiles and laughter to everyone. You're that guy on TV I want to be best mates with. I love all of your baking stuff so much, but this video was next level. Thanks heaps!
Sending love from Wyoming! I wasn’t expecting that song, and I just burst out laughing, a real good one! I can relate intimately with every verse, stay warm out there folks!
My mom absolutely loves your videos, im sure you hear that a lot lol. My grandma was born in 1915, so my mom has seen a lot strange foods and gelatin concoctions. Just picked up your book for her for Christmas! ❤
I'm 68, I grew up in the UK in the post-ww2 years. Our strange recipes were a little different to those in the USA - different ingredients, different shortages. Also, my parents were Eastern European, so the cuisine was somewhat different to standard British weirdness. But I bought myself Dylan's book, because it sparked a good few memories... So this autumn I expect to have some vintage fun in my kitchen.
@@vladimirenlow4388 she actually passed away days after her 100th, but she shared a love of baking. My grandfather was also a baker by trade. My mom has so many memories of these weird and wonderful concoctions.
Walking through that hotel had my mind screaming, "Dylan, get out! It's the Overlook Hotel and Jack Torrance is just around that corner! Run, Dylan, RUN!!"
I bought your book and I love it. I had preordered it on Amazon and my daughter in law also ordered it for me knowing how much I loved your channel. Her mother now owns the book too. Thank you for being you.
Majestical - I like it! Keep inventing new words :-) And as someone in NY who has experienced frost on July 4, I can extrapolate and sympathize with your song....
I so enjoy watching you being you. Such a delight. I hope all the adoration has an impact for you. I usually end with a statement saying "With Respect" but that's not enough here. With Love and Respect.
I truly love you (not in stalker unhinged kinda way). No matter how bad my day is, I just pull up a couple of past videos. My day is instantly better. This may be one that I will watch repeatedly because you make me smile and laugh out loud. Never change
“I have a college degree, but I’ve been here for 15 minutes trying to figure out-what the fuck is this?! What gentrified yuppie shit-ya pull that, I DON’T UNDERSTAND” 😂 -Dylan Hollis 2023
A warning that this does contain profanity. Which; from me, you may not be used to. The full use of our language has its merits, and I am but a human :)
You look great in glasses, dare I say... Sexy even.
Thanks for the content Hollis, it's great, brings a smile to my face, and my family loves watching and rewatching your cooking shorts.
I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day, and an amazing weekend.
Sir you have corrupted me with a baking demon. My sister bought me your book and I have been unable to stop baking things from it.
I NEVER USED TO BAKE. I literally had a conversation with my parent's old friends about baking while at a function, we were eating the potato chip cookies I had made for it and I was EXCITED ABOUT IT. Now I own three Bundt pans!
But in all seriousness your content is great and baking is quite fun. My family and I are all loving the stuff in your book, even if it is adding to our waistline lol.
I use that kind of language for verbal punctuation! ✌️😁
Only after seeing this comment I realised you were, indeed, using profanity. Interestingly, I didn't consider it out of character and couldn't imagine you other than swearing at things, now, in the past and in the future. I guess there was always a surpressed 'wtf is this' and 'how the F did people do that' that was overtly present throughout your otherwise light hearted series haha!
Those curtains that open upwards are great for walking about in the nude at home.
I never knew I needed an unhinged, cursing Dylan in my life, yet I can’t imagine never having it now.
Right?!?! The unclean Dylan just as good!!
@@lauraharmon2721dare we say… better?
He is exactly what I pictured him as being hehehehehe
I was just thinking the exact same thing.
This needs to be a series lol
Sometimes Dylan sounds like a hipster, sometimes like an 80 year old grandfather, sometimes like a stoner after a three day bender. And I love all versions.
Świetnie robi te filmiki 👍👍
I swear he manages to seamlessly swap between every time period ever. Sometimes he looks like a hipster, sometimes he looks like a grandpa, sometimes he looks like a generic 50s guy.
me who read "sometimes like a stoner after a three day boner"
Whoever decided to let Dylan go outside is a genius. Top tier comedy. Rocks is not soft.
“Yo yo yo what the f*ck is you?” Is also one of my fave quotes
“If you jump on me I will _shit_ my pants” I FELT THAT
I actually have a similar video that my SO references constantly except mine is a giant fucking bug in my bathroom and isn’t quite as chaotic as this but it’s got a similar vibe 😂 I told it to leave and followed it with “I mean if you move I _will_ scream”
Too funny. My fave part. ❤
You are killing me so freaking hilarious 😂😂
Indoor-Dylan represents everything humanity should be: Musical, funny, and he helps feed the world.
OUTDOOR-Dylan is a menace; Just a vulgar, crass, unkempt little broomstick of a man.
...and I love both Dylans equally.
"unkempt little broomstick of a man" I can't XD lmao it's so accurate and so funny
Wild Dylans tend to be louder and curse a lot at their surroundings. Some believe it might be a mating call for other wild gays out there, but worry not, wild Dylans can easily be domesticated with music and vintage recipes
Like a gay Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Dylan's like a cat and his water is the outdoors
😂 yes!❤ 😂😊
Dylan's singing voice is actually really pleasant. We need more of this.
I agree
He is uniquely talented in that he seems to be able to do anything he aspires to, & is adorable as well!
He does actually have at least one cover song on here iirc
He does actually have a music background, jazz piano. Let's encourage more piano!!!!
the Wyoming song was very delightful XD
Dylan being scared of what looks to be a chuckwalla, a completely non threatening herbivorous reptile, is possibly my favorite highlight of this year
And somehow not realizing that he is at a prison that has been turned into a hotel 😄
@@Usortertoh my god...
Cute lizard 🦎
@@Usortert- What?
@@shegeek5559 The way that hotel is build? In a circle? With windows towards the hall? If that is not a former prison, I would be quite surprised.
Something about Dylan cursing at a random scaly monstrosity while on a hill of boulders is.... simultaniously incredibly on-brand, and awkwardly off-brand, and an intense feverdream, all at the same time. And it terrifies me that he holds such power. Never change, mister Hollis.
Man asked a chuckwalla if he was interested in Jesus😂
Every single line in the lizard saga-from “He has assumed the pounce position” to “I am LARGER THAN YOU!!”-was golden. I had tears in my eyes from laughing. Thanks for these clips!
I fr was laughing throughout this entire video
The Jesus Christ joke got me.
The lizard stuff was hilarious 😆
did the lizard double his size in one minute ? he is most certainly scarier than Dylan ....
"If you come at me, I will shit my pants!" 😂
"Why do I look so straight?" may be the best line I've ever heard. Thanks for cheering up my days, Dylan! 🙂❤
Oh my god that nearly doubled me over laughing
That is the part that sent me
The worst part about it is it was so true that I found myself shocked at the implication he wasn't. Is that the true difference between the two, skin care?
@@EterPuralis I think the camera position with the hoodie played a big part. The part where he’s laughing in that clip he just looks inebriated 😂
@@kranberry3318 Probably more the hoodie, considering he uses the same camera angle later
As a former Lowe's employee that sold them I wholeheartedly feel the window shade hate, they're ridiculous 😂
They come that way?! I assumed it was broken! 😂
@@tcjdv I know, me too. Now I have to know why?
As someone who has windows as low as mid-shin in my ground floor living room, I would LOVE some top down/bottom up shades. I’m sure there’s a learning curve but that kind of functionality would really improve my life. They’re $$$ though.
Turn it around. It's installed upside down. LOL
@@tcjdv they sure do 😂 they are a custom order shade, usually for large window areas, and as the other comment mentions they are priceyyyy lol when I worked there the most common reason people ordered them was for "all-season sunrooms", the enclosed patios that are ceiling to floor windows. They're best for tall or high up windows in most cases
"That's quite majestical. Majestical? Majestic. FUCK IT'S A BEE!"
This one had me laughing my as off.
This man is a national treasure, and needs to be federally protected.
I just want to wrap him in a bear hug! Or bubble wrap. He's just the sweetest bean ever!!
I believe him to be my generation's Betty White. Protect him at all costs!
I prefer free range good people...
I'm sure the UK will give him an OBE for his jocularity 🎉
There are prisons for that.... lol. Serious, I agree. He would be protected here in Canada too.
Dylan if you end up with more footage like this, PLEASE make another one of these videos! This was a great way to start my day, thank you!
I agree
me three!@@donnale3372
YES EXACTLY THIS!!,! This was so enjoyable I need more aaaaaah
This was also a nice way for me to end my day :)
@@ChellCube I can’t go to sleep because I want to keep watching it. I know I should sleep since I have work in the morning… okay one last time!
I have missed Robin Williams. Nice to see that his quick wit and genius is being carried on by Dylan. I just found you Silent B, and I have not laughed this much in years. Your book arrives tomorrow! Thanks so much. This amount of joy I feel watching you should be illegal.
The dude can sing, cook, play the guitar and the piano, and crack jokes. IS THERE NOTHING HE CAN’T DO?!
Edit: Holy shit mom I’m famous-
Straight.
And the accordion. The ACCORDION
bench press a sponge cake? But I loves him 💜
The blinds
@@DrecusXhengyeah, he can’t be straight
"I can't feel my fingers, my bitterness lingers, Wyoming's too cold." This is legit one of the best lines I've ever heard in a song. 😭So simple, but just captures the whole essence of that feeling. I also just realized that it has the same kind of beat pattern as Under the Sea ("yeah we in luck here, down in the muck here, under the sea") but it's _so_ poetic. I would _love_ to hear more of your work. 🙌🏻
I wondered if anyone else noticed that it fit with Under the Sea!
I was slow and it wasn't until he finished and I started singing Under the Sea that I clicked
I did not notice the tune, only that every word was true.
He's not wrong, it is STUPID cold here
@DrapedInDread Sorry for the late reply! No worries, you're good! 😄 You didn't come off mean at all 🙂But I get anxious about coming off that way too in comments! It's so hard to gauge tone in written text.
It's comforting to know he survived the horned lizard to upload this compilation. I was a bit worried when he said he'd jump.
There aren't any words. This guy can make me laugh, laugh-cry and guffaw all in one 5 minute video, does a spot-on impression of Roy Rogers and has turned vintage baking recipes into riveting entertainment! Mark my words. This guy is going to be a household name.
The first time I tried to watch a compilation of his shorts, I laughed so hard I had to reach my asthma inhaler XD
I thought he already was a household name!! 🤣🤣🤣
@stevesminty I better keep mine handy just in case he does more vids like this
@@robynpitman9605 Glad to know I’m not the only one wheezing! 😂
I woke my birds trying not to laugh too loud..these vids should come with a health warning! “May cause increased heart rates, infatuation, wheezing from laughter and chronic enjoyment!”
“He’s assumed the pounce position”😂😂😂 that just made my day!!!
I would pay big time money just to see him narrate a nature documentary now XD
You don't chuck around with chuckwallas.
"yo yo what the fuck is you"
@@tymedefiertheliar asking the real questions
"Please, assume the position." - Fisto, 2281
Dylan, I just want to say I'm 7 weeks postpartum and between adjusting to the valleys and peaks of motherhood as well as personal things I felt super down in the dumps but rediscovered your videos and genuinely laughed for the first time im months. Thank you!
Four months on, I hope you're still going strong! 🥰
@lauracrimson I am Laura, thank you!
@@thatsagoocher hooray!
The "Wyoming's too Cold" song is my favorite part. The lyrics are cleverly composed and the music is arranged beautifully.
Agreed!! Recently moved away from Wyoming bc it was Too Cold
That’s his version of “Under the sea”
Or I like to call it *UNDA DA SEA*
@@phoenixsugarbird1not because of the wind? XD
@@LegitMan335 Be careful with how you call it, or Harry Belafonte's going to turn in his grave.
@@maddenboseroy4074who in Hans Christian Andersen is Harry Belafonte?
It is very encouraging, to see someone so talented not take themselves very seriously.😊
This is beautiful, nice to see some behind the scenes/uncensored Dylan. The rage and swearing at the blinds is a mood and I feel your pain.
"Twentynine Palms, California, a town whose founder was very fond of counting things." I looked it up, and this is literally true. His name was Col. Henry Washington.
I'm dying. I can't stop laughing. So far I've absolutely lost it at your fight with the blinds, "why do I look so straight", the wyoming song, "rocks is not soft", and "It has assumed the pounce position". My chest hurts XD
Has anyone told Dylan about the Wyoming wind & weather gauge yet?
Dylan, I’m not one to typically find myself watching wholesome content, but your channel is one of my all-time favorites. You seem like such a genuinely good, passionate human being with extraordinary talents and endless personality and I can’t imagine how rewarding it must be to call you a friend. Thanks for all that you do. You make a lot of my days just a bit brighter and I am grateful. I often feel very alone and lonely in my life, but watching your videos provides, if nothing else, the illusion of support and friendship. Thank you.
Dylan needs a tv show immediately!! Some people were just born to entertain and bring joy to people's lives ❤
I couldn't agree more.
I heartily agree!
So true!😊
Note to self: don't watch Dylan videos if you need to be quiet because your daughter is in a zoom conference with her English teacher. It won't turn out well. Note applies to any situation where quiet is needed.
Piano, Guitar, Accordion... cooking, humor, etc.. You're a Renaissance man!!
OMG! He needs to do a whole travel series, doing, eating, singing, playing, cooking, saying whatever he wants to do. Is there no downtime with this young man? Hilarious.
A travel series?!?!! Perfection!!!! What a great time that would be!
I would pay money for that.
Being preoccupied with your own inane , thoughts only to be immediately thrown out of wack when accosted by a bee is a whole mood
2:25 I like that this whole exchange could be from both your point of view, and the Lizard's.
This is so insightful and I loved rewatching it from the lizard's perspective
We need a B. Dylan Hollis music channel!!❤
Absolutely we do!!
AND more outtake releases! Dylan - Unplugged and Dylan - Unhinged?
@@mandyurbont6707 Omigod, YES!! I just can't get enough of Dylan footage. 😜
Oh HELL YES! Baking, Music and Singing! Call it "Singi'n and Slingi'n with Dylan."
@@kenfosdick6869 That sounds absolutely fabulous!!
I would love to see Dylan do more music. It’s a treat every time.
same! that jingle about wisconsin is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks XD
@@harmonicraindrops Yeah I love the “Under The Sea” tune in it
I cherish this man with all my willpower.
Dylan, I hope you stay who you are. You make me smile. Even when it is 5 minutes of unreleased, random videos you took.
FIVE WHOLE MINUTES of new Dylan content, you just made my day
That "I have a college degree" part is such a mood. I am a licensed practical nurse, and sometimes I do something so ditzy while at work that my only reaction I can give is "I'm a nurse!" With double sideways peace signs or a sad dab. Cuz like, I'm a nurse, dammit. Yet sometimes I'm clutsy as fuck or do something so dumb. Wild
Kinda like not knowing how to English, even though most of us speak the damn language. 😅
Just watched this video, loved it! Also your song snippets are great, wonderful voice. Folks this guy can cook AND sing!! And just got his cookbook plus a couple for gifts!! Thank you for sharing your talents on RUclips, I don’t TikTok or IG!!❤
Please, an hour of these. I could watch it far longer than its length was. Bloopers and unreleased content is gold, this one’s platinum 😂
Could not agree more absolute hilarity unbeatable
Same!
As someone who lived in Wyoming for 9 years, I truly loved the song!😂 The wind is brutal, and snow in July is awful, but it's so pretty! Lol
I thought that “snow in July” was hyperbole, but dear lord it is apparently not…
@@kalieris - I live a little north of Wyoming, in Canada, and have experienced snow in every month of the year here. It's actually quite fun and beautiful.
@@kalieris So here's a fun story. On a trip from Oregon to Arkansas one year, I forget the exact one, in the month of August a decision was made to stop for the night at a rest area. Air was slightly chilly, but nothing I couldn't handle being from central Oregon. We wake up just before sunrise to a nice light dusting of snow on the ground and below freezing weather. We put on jackets head out and not just a few hours later we be in the high 60's and having to take off our heavy clothing as the weather pushed into the 70's for the rest of the day. I now refuse to stop over in Wyoming for the night unless it's at a motel.
Ah Wyoming a US state larger than they UK with a population of less than 600 thousand because the weather there really will make you cry.
@@Ushio01 🤣🤣
2:03 and the whole minute after had me dying of laughter. I didn't know I needed such a good laugh. Thank you for everything and for being you ❤
Nobody out at night so he was clear to shout “THIS TOWN SUCKS ASS!!!”
Oh friend I laughed so hard I cried when you did not consent to making friends with the lizard in the desert. Your external monologue while hiking is very similar to mine LOL. Thank you for a glimpse into your life and your sense of humor and I love the book by the way! My boyfriend surprised me with your book for my birthday and the first recipe we made was the tomato soup cake and it was lovely!
Five whole minutes of Dylan being a pure delight!
You are a special lighted treasure thrust onto the world with sass, floof powder, and comedy that leaves us hospitalized in stitches. A Multi-National Treasure.
Don't forget MOO JUICE! and EGGIES!
What can I say but that I am a huge Dylan fan. I grew up in the century that your recipes come from. And yes I survived ice box cakes, green jello molds, and a thousand meat loaf recipes.
Loved this too. You are a man of many talents.
I remember green beans topped with Durkee's canned onions so I feel your pain. Although I have to sorrowfully confess I actually liked salad Jello.
@@lucialamprey2690I still make green bean casserole at Thanksgiving. It's the cottage cheese, walnuts, and canned mandarin oranges in green jello I'm really glad I haven't seen in at least 40 years.
@@christajennings3828 How can you say that! Cottage cheese-walnut-canned mandarin orange in green jello is ambrosia! (Actually, it's all good if one leaves out the cottage cheese). And, of course, Green Bean Casserole Forever.
What can I possibly say except that I love this goofy, talented dork.
Dear friend come back to us. This crazy world needs your beautiful soul in our day to day lives. For now I hope you're happy where ever you are or who ever you're with. If you're spending your time with a significant other then I hope he's making you laugh smile and cry ( for all the right reasons) I guess I just miss you. Love ya friend. Hope to see ya again someday.
Does there exist an elderly instrument that you cannot play?! You have MASTERED the piano, guitar, and accordion and every time I see clips of it, it makes my whole day better. I look forward to seeing what you play next- a mandolin? a harpsichord? Spoons?! Who knows! But I’m here for it!!
OMG-l would pay good money to see BDH play/commentating on playing spoons!! 😂😂😂
@@margaretmorey3154 spoons does seem like a natural extension
I came to say Spoons. Very under used.
So us your college was well spent! 🎶
The elderly instruments of piano and guitar
Banjo?
This just makes me wish we could be best friends.
Never change, Dylan.
Wouldn't it be cool to go on a hike with him?!
I live in Spokane, WA we have some beautiful hiking areas.
I want his as a best friend too😂
He would be an absolutely awesome best friend
I want him for my boyfriend 😄❤
Thank you so much for this. I was having a rotten day. This has helped turn it around. Thank you so much.
I am living for unhinged unfiltered dylan. I needed this after this damn day lol. NEED MORE OF THIS
Dude you are a trip. It is nice seeing some unreleased stuff as it shows the real you beyond the cooking. Odd thing is i dont like cooking myself but watching you is just fun as you bring a comical side too it and make it look fun with your honesty about each item you cook (I still wont cook though lol). And honestly you do sing well. Keep up the good work.
The blinds absolutely killed me😂 I had a similar problem yesterday while i could see my bachelors degree in the corner.
The uncut swearing makes this EVEN BETTER
I was very self conscious about letting y'all know that I do have a foul side. Apologies
@@BDylanHolliseveryone is foul in one way or another, don't feel bad
@@BDylanHolliscome to Australia and f*ck is part of our vernacular.
@@Miachat I can vouch for that... It's about every fifth word
dylan always cheers me up. he is a gift and a blessing
Dylan uncensored is just the absolute best! Don't ever change!
This was an unmitigated delight. You seem like the type of person who would be so much fun to hang out with.
My heart Dylan my heart. You are wonderful. I agree. Thanks for these. Thank Source for you.
Dylan, will you ever make content telling us about life in Bermuda and how and why you ended up in the Wyomingth Circle of Hell? I am genuinely confused as to how someone could end up somewhere as freezing and empty as Wyoming.
The part with your lizard friend made me ugly laugh. You are a joy to watch, truly. And your book is wonderful!
I absolutely needed this, this is the best video I have seen all year.
Sir you are an absolute joy and you make my day every time you post. ❤😂
I was going to say the same. The joy, the mirth, the merriment, the absurdity! It's all perfect for making a bad day good.
Although this entire video is wonderful in a multitude of ways, I think the Christmas segment is my favorite.
Watching you with your family, I am in awe of the easiness of your conversation and the competing laughter from all sides - and most of all, you sat in the middle, genuinely enjoying every second.
I don't ever remember being THAT at ease around my family. I always wanted to feel that sort of connection where moments are magnufied simply by dint of you being together. Add that to the list of things that I, an "old" lady by many standards, envy about you.
I adore you, B. Dylan Hollis.
I’m about as chaotic as you are, but you’re infinitely funnier and more articulate in the moment. I admire you and I look forward to cooking from your book! Be safe!
"Did you know they named EVERY ONE of these trees Joshua?"
that broke me. XD
Impromptu Dylan we need more of. Showing the well put together Dylan in his kitchen habitat is important but the manic Dylan that lives everyday life somewhere between a desert and....snow in July apparently...is equally funny and a pivotal part to any balanced breakfast. Says so right on the box.
💯 FACTS about Wyoming! Montanan here and we’ve been saying Wyoming is too cold for years…and that’s saying something considering our own situation. I once had to stop in Cheyenne overnight in December and the wind was wailing at like 100 mph.
You need your own reality series. Maybe title it " The B. Dylan Hollis Follies". If you say that fast it sounds like a disease, but I guarantee you could work it into an amazing song to intro the show. You could cook, sing, travel, meet friends for brunch, shop, clean house. Whatever you'd do it'd be great. Please consider. I'm all in.
How about: Life With Dylan Hollis -- You Ain't Ready For This or maybe Life With Dylan Thomas -- Assume the Pounce Position
You are a joy. I am laying here feeling like I'm dying from covid and you still bring a smile to my face. I'll be okay, but you? You will be AWESOME.
I had it, get well soon.
You are seriously multi-talented. Please release the full version of the Wyoming song. It sounded hilarious and you have a lovely singing voice. 😊
Dylan getting treed? rocked? by a lizard will forever be pure gold! Also, your enema convo sounds a lot like a late night sleep deprived verson of a chat my group of friends had a while back 😂😂😂
Turkey baster enemas sound like a lot of fun, especially if you use oil instead of water... Just ensure the oil is medium warm and not hot 🤔😱😥😂
That whole enema convo? Yeah. That's a real thing😂. It happened to my cousin while water skiing. Which is why she forever after wore a wetsuit, while skiing😂😂😂
Turkey Baster Enemas sounds like an album Green Day would put out.
it's like Dylan was built for vlogging! this was so wonderful, like clips a good friend would send you with zero context.
We need more content from you, your awesome and the day is good again when i see you in my feed.
What a seemingly all-around delight of a human.😌😌😌
Whatever you post be it accordion, guitar, singing, exploring, baking or, whatever-
I consider it an absolute delight. Thank you!
I love seeing Dylan unedited 😂 Please do more of these 😂
BLOOPSIES!!! you are too cute Dylan, and we'd absolutely be very interested in anything you post❤
Dylan, I don't know if you realise this, but every second of recording you put out brings smiles and laughter to everyone. You're that guy on TV I want to be best mates with.
I love all of your baking stuff so much, but this video was next level. Thanks heaps!
I usually have a good chuckle at the cooking antics, but these clips are comedy gold. Thanks for this, Dylan! :)
You know what...thank you, for sharing these real moments and allowing us to see a different side to you. ☺
Full version of Wyoming's Too Cold, please!!!
Sending love from Wyoming! I wasn’t expecting that song, and I just burst out laughing, a real good one! I can relate intimately with every verse, stay warm out there folks!
My mom absolutely loves your videos, im sure you hear that a lot lol. My grandma was born in 1915, so my mom has seen a lot strange foods and gelatin concoctions.
Just picked up your book for her for Christmas! ❤
Impressed by the fact that your grandma is 108 years old but still finding things that fascinate her and give her joy. I can only hope for the same.
I'm 68, I grew up in the UK in the post-ww2 years. Our strange recipes were a little different to those in the USA - different ingredients, different shortages. Also, my parents were Eastern European, so the cuisine was somewhat different to standard British weirdness. But I bought myself Dylan's book, because it sparked a good few memories... So this autumn I expect to have some vintage fun in my kitchen.
@@vladimirenlow4388 she actually passed away days after her 100th, but she shared a love of baking. My grandfather was also a baker by trade. My mom has so many memories of these weird and wonderful concoctions.
Multi-talented and funny as hell. We have been blessed by this man. (Yes, I bought your cookbook!)
It’s a wonderful cookbook
We need more videos like this. You swearing and just being comedic gold. Genuinely this is some top notch content
This is almost as good as your longform baking videos! Also, I had no idea that you knew how to play the guitar!
Definitely need more of Dylan playing guitar and singing!
He also plays the accordion. And the piano! 😊
@@Crackrzz That much I knew.
Walking through that hotel had my mind screaming, "Dylan, get out! It's the Overlook Hotel and Jack Torrance is just around that corner! Run, Dylan, RUN!!"
I bought your book and I love it. I had preordered it on Amazon and my daughter in law also ordered it for me knowing how much I loved your channel. Her mother now owns the book too. Thank you for being you.
Majestical - I like it! Keep inventing new words :-) And as someone in NY who has experienced frost on July 4, I can extrapolate and sympathize with your song....
your literally my favorite channel to watch like any time of day
I so enjoy watching you being you. Such a delight. I hope all the adoration has an impact for you. I usually end with a statement saying "With Respect" but that's not enough here. With Love and Respect.
I'm for the "outtakes" every time! Thank you, Dylan, for this glimpse (behind the scenes) of you and yours. Stay safe and be happy.
I truly love you (not in stalker unhinged kinda way). No matter how bad my day is, I just pull up a couple of past videos. My day is instantly better. This may be one that I will watch repeatedly because you make me smile and laugh out loud. Never change
2:50 "I am... LARGER THAN YOU!" [citation needed]
I love your cookbook! But the silliness of your videos is my favorite form of recipe learning. The Farce is strong in this man.
What a precious human being. Thank you for your existence, it enriches us all ❤️
I second that thought! 👌
Please put out more full length videos!!! I love to see the process while I'm trying out one of these recipes.
“I have a college degree, but I’ve been here for 15 minutes trying to figure out-what the fuck is this?! What gentrified yuppie shit-ya pull that, I DON’T UNDERSTAND” 😂
-Dylan Hollis 2023
Didn’t know I needed Dylan swearing in my life, but here we are!