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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
  • jschlatt left ted nivison and ethan nestor speechles while schlatt was on the chuckle sandwich podcast
    #jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts

Комментарии • 870

  • @starcat2007
    @starcat2007 2 месяца назад +18843

    “Schratt” reveals his sadistic tendencies

    • @silentm0th
      @silentm0th 2 месяца назад +66

      "Reveals" lmao

    • @VioletZe
      @VioletZe 2 месяца назад +84

      This is nothing compared to what he did in 1999

    • @starcat2007
      @starcat2007 2 месяца назад +51

      @@VioletZe This was one of his “methods” in ‘99

    • @duppiduck4753
      @duppiduck4753 2 месяца назад +5

      Thought that it was normal. Just like plucking the legs off spiders, or salt on slugs.(It works with worms as well, and could probably work with newts/salamanders/frogs anything with moist skin they breathe through)

    • @Omniscient_AI
      @Omniscient_AI 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@duppiduck4753 Do hold bunnies by their ears too??!

  • @usamaepekonis
    @usamaepekonis 2 месяца назад +31654

    When schlatt demonstrates his trap it doesn't sound like a rat was in the trap

    • @Lemur_chad
      @Lemur_chad 2 месяца назад +865

      it was supposed to be his victims during 1999 💀💀

    • @Whateveriu
      @Whateveriu 2 месяца назад +214

      Classic "schlatt"

    • @ClockworkCrow7
      @ClockworkCrow7 2 месяца назад +175

      He demonstrated what happened in 1999

    • @friday1764
      @friday1764 2 месяца назад +75

      True "ARGHH!-" does not sound like something a rat would say

    • @cheese1627
      @cheese1627 2 месяца назад +13

      Cheese.

  • @vyse102
    @vyse102 2 месяца назад +9152

    Schlatt's interpretive glue trap rat dance was hilarious... and then he started screaming. lmao

    • @deleted_handle
      @deleted_handle 2 месяца назад +8

      yt asked me to rate ur comment.

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 2 месяца назад +22

      @@deleted_handle How'd I do?

    • @caldercockatoo2234
      @caldercockatoo2234 2 месяца назад +9

      @@deleted_handleWell? What’d you rate it?!

    • @Pregatz_
      @Pregatz_ 2 месяца назад +3

      Who the hell is schlatt?

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Pregatz_ Sorry, I meant Jared.

  • @madibobadi9222
    @madibobadi9222 2 месяца назад +2063

    This is the most Ethan thing I’ve ever heard I love him so much

    • @heydontjudge
      @heydontjudge Месяц назад +16

      ❤❤❤

    • @hondable21
      @hondable21 26 дней назад

      He is such a sissy I love him🥰, i knew he was one of us🏳️‍🌈, the way he looks at markiplier explains it 🥺like asking for d 🍆

  • @grantthroneberry1833
    @grantthroneberry1833 2 месяца назад +6667

    Was not expecting to see Ethan with schlort

    • @speedwagon1824
      @speedwagon1824 2 месяца назад +59

      They've done multiple podcast episodes together

    • @AIIy3000
      @AIIy3000 2 месяца назад +123

      I know it’s a weird duo but some of my favorite episodes of chuckle sandwich are the ones with Eef! The chaos goes so well together

    • @existskk99
      @existskk99 2 месяца назад +16

      So it is Ethan Nestor!

    • @ProtoManiac2283
      @ProtoManiac2283 2 месяца назад +37

      Heapass himself

    • @AIIy3000
      @AIIy3000 2 месяца назад +24

      @@ProtoManiac2283 YES I was gonna call him heapass but I didn’t think anyone would get that reference lol

  • @smudgethepro_
    @smudgethepro_ 2 месяца назад +2404

    "Schratt trap" is worth at least a dollar

  • @ChristianEdmiston
    @ChristianEdmiston 2 месяца назад +10575

    Sclitoris describing one of the methods he used in ‘99

    • @weed_witch_1015
      @weed_witch_1015 2 месяца назад +373

      These names are getting too fucking wild bruh 💀

    • @liammcleod476
      @liammcleod476 2 месяца назад +144

      Nah that name is absolutely whack dog 😭

    • @lizzieandmocha1131
      @lizzieandmocha1131 2 месяца назад +114

      ​@@liammcleod476 Schwack
      I made myself laugh at that one.

    • @Yamato723
      @Yamato723 2 месяца назад +34

      Skeletor is showing more of his past

    • @RogueJyn
      @RogueJyn 2 месяца назад +9

      That wasn't very Christian of you Christian 😂

  • @Jax15760
    @Jax15760 2 месяца назад +1161

    "Jared" was absolutely flabbergasted

    • @jaredklapp2552
      @jaredklapp2552 2 месяца назад +33

      Damn right I was

    • @happykeliscanon
      @happykeliscanon 2 месяца назад +30

      @@jaredklapp2552 I will never forget what you did in '99, you "schrok"

    • @caseyhamm4292
      @caseyhamm4292 Месяц назад +1

      schlattergasted

  • @cinnamonchip3126
    @cinnamonchip3126 2 месяца назад +985

    “Shlonk” really enjoys inflicting pain onto others just like he did in ‘99

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @ParagonQuille
    @ParagonQuille 2 месяца назад +558

    This crossover is underrated, Ethan is incredible

    • @shanecorley4475
      @shanecorley4475 2 месяца назад +4

      ethan is cringe

    • @ParagonQuille
      @ParagonQuille 2 месяца назад +47

      @@shanecorley4475 L take + ratio

    • @shanecorley4475
      @shanecorley4475 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ParagonQuille I'm commenting on your week old comment You obviously don't comprehend how ratioing works 💀

    • @shanecorley4475
      @shanecorley4475 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ParagonQuille Also stop simpin for Ethan 🤣

    • @ParagonQuille
      @ParagonQuille 2 месяца назад +26

      why is bro losing his mind over someone just goofing about in the comments' section? 💀
      edit: also bud take a look at the like count on the first 2 replies lul

  • @ZOZObeepboop
    @ZOZObeepboop 2 месяца назад +95

    ETHAN IS SUCH A SWEET HEART💙💙💙💙

  • @gomagicalmina
    @gomagicalmina 2 месяца назад +98

    I didn't realize my landlord put down a glue trap and was confused why it sounded like there was always a mouse squeaking in the kitchen for like a week. I felt bad when I realized it was just slowly dying.

    • @Darla_the_demon
      @Darla_the_demon 2 месяца назад +21

      Glue traps are just animal cruelty, idk how people can just let a little animal starve like that

    • @gomagicalmina
      @gomagicalmina 2 месяца назад +12

      What's worse is my roommate has a little dog, so we specifically asked for traps that couldn't affect a dog. They just ignored that, I guess. Luckily I found it before the dog did (but not before the mouse did 😢)

    • @trap-man22
      @trap-man22 Месяц назад

      Wtf people don’t just come back for the traps?!?!

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 22 дня назад +3

      ​@trap-man22 No. The point of a glue trap is the animal stuck in it either dies from starving or dies from struggling to get out. Only when it's died is the trap thrown out.

  • @randomguy-yl2ml
    @randomguy-yl2ml 2 месяца назад +460

    "shanks" is definitely the type to set up glue traps and watch them die

    • @Yamato723
      @Yamato723 2 месяца назад +13

      One piece reference spotted

    • @GotYa
      @GotYa 2 месяца назад +4

      "them" most definitely not being rats though

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson 2 месяца назад +4

      Nah the way he was yelling I don't think Shlorlacktt's Holmes was catching rats💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Jxxjxjxbdie3
      @Jxxjxjxbdie3 Месяц назад

      @@Yamato723nope , shanks are knifes

    • @randomguy-yl2ml
      @randomguy-yl2ml 19 дней назад

      @@Jxxjxjxbdie3 yes I was actually referencing one piece

  • @user-nv8rz8ou7i
    @user-nv8rz8ou7i 2 месяца назад +111

    "The Shlecond Tower" needs to be on Broadway with that performance 💀

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 2 месяца назад +61

    Asks rhe question: How much do you think a rat is worth?
    Ethan: 500$ apparently

  • @dominick5687
    @dominick5687 2 месяца назад +50

    Glue traps are probably the cruelest form since the rats and other animals who might be unlucky enough to get stuck in one WILL pull the flesh off their bones just to rip free because they don't understand

  • @RACCOON.RODENTZ
    @RACCOON.RODENTZ 2 месяца назад +101

    ETHAN BELOVED

  • @kayp238
    @kayp238 2 месяца назад +77

    “Schboink” remembers one of 99’s victims

  • @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art
    @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art 2 месяца назад +95

    Rats are actually like $2-$3…I know because I feed them to my snake lol

    • @Jeebeo7
      @Jeebeo7 2 месяца назад

      hopefully not live ones..

    • @klein.konijntje
      @klein.konijntje Месяц назад

      live ones are usually 10-15$, are you getting live or frozen? bc damn that's too cheap

    • @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art
      @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art Месяц назад +5

      @@klein.konijntje cheap? They were 0.50$ a decade ago… so they’ve at least quadrupled in price
      Feeder rats have worse genetics/shorter life spans compared to pet rats which is why they’re cheaper

    • @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art
      @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art Месяц назад +6

      @@Jeebeo7 I don’t feed live rats due to the hassle (I’d either have to keep a bunch in an enclosure, at which point I may as well keep them as pets, or go to a breeder weekly) and the potential health risk (rat bites and scratches are not fun- for people or snakes) as well as the unnecessary mental toll it has (the rat is panicked and the snake is more hesitant/fearful)
      I’d feed live prey to other snake species (venomous ones) because it makes more sense tho

    • @klein.konijntje
      @klein.konijntje Месяц назад

      @@Aconitums_Poisoned_Art the lowest price feeder rats near me are 7$, but that might be a regional thing

  • @Cat_DeGaulle
    @Cat_DeGaulle 2 месяца назад +135

    The two types of people with rats
    Shloppenhimer: has been around them for his whole life and doesn't care.
    The other guy: never been around rats.

    • @DrunkJarJar
      @DrunkJarJar 2 месяца назад +14

      Yep 100%, i deal with rats i have 0 emotional attachments to PEST

    • @Fox_961
      @Fox_961 2 месяца назад +5

      @@DrunkJarJar im sure they feel the same way about you

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Fox_961This is a weak response because most people really don't care for rats, especially wild ones

    • @DrunkJarJar
      @DrunkJarJar 2 месяца назад +10

      @@Fox_961 Oh no... a rat finds me as a pest LOL what kind of response is this dude, do better

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Fox_961lmao? what tf even is this comment? you on the slower side?

  • @user-mm5xz8ib8c
    @user-mm5xz8ib8c 2 месяца назад +225

    I saw a rat in a glue trap, that just looked like torture

    • @CHEESEMAN11122
      @CHEESEMAN11122 2 месяца назад +13

      But I bet it was fummy

    • @4x5300
      @4x5300 2 месяца назад +37

      @@CHEESEMAN11122na

    • @CHEESEMAN11122
      @CHEESEMAN11122 2 месяца назад

      @@4x5300 oh

    • @4x5300
      @4x5300 2 месяца назад +55

      @@CHEESEMAN11122 yh idk what would make it funny but usually when little kids like you enjoy seeing animals in agony they turn into serial killers, so I’m sorry for your family and pets if you have any. 100% you need to tell an adult whats going on in your head before its to late and you do something awful. 😢

    • @rigamarooh
      @rigamarooh 2 месяца назад

      @@4x5300 what the fuck are you on

  • @marching27
    @marching27 2 месяца назад +6

    I have experience and they don't just stick... they chew off their leg that is stuck on the trap... its horrific, I was tramatized but I also did tell my room mate that glue traps were worse then neck snapping traps.... I mean I hate all of it but when they live in the house and are causing issues and pooping everywhere.... haaaa... ptsd

  • @EpicVoiceShitposting
    @EpicVoiceShitposting 2 месяца назад +14

    It's just a matter of time for Schlatt to see Markiplier and I'm terrified of that encounter.

  • @ThatSeshGuy
    @ThatSeshGuy 2 месяца назад +59

    At least they're not goblins

    • @volcanhacks
      @volcanhacks 2 месяца назад +4

      no gobbies

    • @Lezm
      @Lezm 2 месяца назад

      I HATE THOSE DAMN GOBBYS 🤬🤬💢💢💢

  • @HolePants
    @HolePants 2 месяца назад +162

    well hey they shouldnt have come in my house

    • @vincentlucario5450
      @vincentlucario5450 2 месяца назад +6

      Fr

    • @Darla_the_demon
      @Darla_the_demon 2 месяца назад +12

      They don’t know that, it’s like going onto private property that doesn’t have the sign “private property”

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo 2 месяца назад

      @@Darla_the_demonthey are rats, they cannot read, they are also rats, they don't care if its yours, they steal from each other and even cannibalize their siblings, they are also RATS, they mean NOTHING.

    • @HolePants
      @HolePants 2 месяца назад +23

      @@Darla_the_demon i mean you shouldnt be in someone elses house anyway🤯

    • @Draminacion0207
      @Draminacion0207 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@HolePants I feel like a better exsaple is that it would be like walking into a bear cave

  • @ddynamite3835
    @ddynamite3835 2 месяца назад +10

    "Schlue trap" showing how he stopped people from getting away in 1999

  • @Skully_Ded
    @Skully_Ded 2 месяца назад +10

    The Revolver mouse trap is a thing quick and easy

  • @ZackDimagio
    @ZackDimagio 2 месяца назад +42

    I hate to say it because i love animals but my house is my den and you dont expect an expedition into a bear's cave to be a 2 way trip anything inside my home has commited the sin of adventure and has to face the consequences of the risk that they took seeking refuge here

    • @Jeebeo7
      @Jeebeo7 2 месяца назад +11

      You can't really say "I love animals" and then say you'll kill anything living that enters your home. They don't know any better, they just want food and warmth.

    • @ZackDimagio
      @ZackDimagio 2 месяца назад

      @Jeebeo7 sure I can. You can love your wife and know that you'll kill her if she brings another man into your bed. It's called boundaries. The knowledge of the boundary on the offenders end is irrelevant. To whether or not said boundaries have been crossed in actuality or if the offended is offended. Non human life has never been permitted in my home every instance of it I find crossing my boundaries ends the same. any life form worth it's intelligence sees the pattern and recognizes that to enter "the giant wood box of safety" is to be placed in the small wood box of death in the backyard shortly after and anything incapable of observing and comprehending that rule... mostly insects and rodents are of a low enough stature of life form that I feel no shame in deeming it unworthy of life as it lacks the sentience to fear it's death that will go unnoticed by itself or it's "family" and won't weigh as a net negative on my karma score in the grand scheme not to mention how much more humane their fate is in my hands than the nature they're taking refuge from in the first place

    • @mayaw.4013
      @mayaw.4013 Месяц назад +18

      @@Jeebeo7
      Says somebody who’s either a kid or doesn’t understand how harmful invasive animals are.
      I love animals, but rats in my home will cost me THOUSANDS of dollars. They chew electrical, they chew the walls, the doors, insulation, etc. All that has to be fixed, & that’s not including the amount of mess you have to clean up from them eating from the trash is ridiculous.
      Additionally, rats can get people really sick & when they’re climbing on our counters without us knowing, we end up needing hospital trips.
      Respectfully, you’re naive.

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic Месяц назад +5

      @@mayaw.4013 as someone with pet rats, I agree. Even domesticated, they derive enrichment from chewing fabrics, plastics, wood and other materials. Same goes with hamsters and mice. They’re animals that in the wild burrow and chew. They’re bound to cause destruction to a home and should be taken care of - preferably humanely.

  • @Scdzil
    @Scdzil 2 месяца назад +104

    This looks like ninja if he retired to play dominoes competitively for an old peoples home in disguise

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 2 месяца назад +3

    That might be one of the most coherent trains of thought I've heard out of Ethan XD

  • @zachdunford2626
    @zachdunford2626 2 месяца назад +7

    My step dad would grab the rats and then stomp on them so I didn’t even bat an eye at what Schlatt said

    • @Celstray
      @Celstray Месяц назад

      I guess that's why he's called step dad after all

  • @firedrake110
    @firedrake110 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm fucking WEEPING listening to Schlatt here, what a fucking madman

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 2 месяца назад +22

    Bucket traps, they drown after running out of energy trying to escape
    Glue traps, the die from a couple things like over exertion or starving
    Snap traps were the most humane way, they die either instantly from broken spine/skull or a bit slower from the injury. But still faster than the other ways.
    However snap traps are one use before you have to reset them, glue traps can usually get more than one but sometimes not and there’s no resetting those, but bucket traps brother they can catch as many rats as will fit in the bucket, usually like 15-20 in a good sized one. Then you dump the rats and old water out, reset the bait and fill up with more water and it’s good to go sgain

    • @shadow14805
      @shadow14805 2 месяца назад +5

      Repeatedly filling buckets full of water seems a bit costly when you could just have a slider with bait that drops them in.

    • @kulehulfer4385
      @kulehulfer4385 2 месяца назад +1

      Don't just leave the glue trap. Check it every day. Leaving a trap forever is how you end up with the smell of death in your home. Worst smell on earth.

  • @boki6575
    @boki6575 2 месяца назад +7

    when a rat wakes you up in your sleep you wouldn't feel remorse for them.

  • @shovelmp4971
    @shovelmp4971 2 месяца назад +10

    "Schlatt left them speechless"
    they: *using speech to comment about schlatts silliness*

  • @mortua_conjuga
    @mortua_conjuga 2 месяца назад +2

    the way eef does the "squeak squeak" is too cute XDD

  • @miikop7848
    @miikop7848 Месяц назад +1

    I freakin love Ethan he is so sweet. 😂

  • @user-ej5dk7lh5f
    @user-ej5dk7lh5f 2 месяца назад +1

    “Kill” was his first thought😂

  • @Gohomekid99
    @Gohomekid99 2 месяца назад +7

    He dontated my weekly check because he felt bad about a dead mouse

    • @gagebender2849
      @gagebender2849 2 месяца назад +1

      To a foundation that kills unwanted animals anyway 💀

  • @frankejk
    @frankejk 2 месяца назад +41

    Nice of Schlatt to finally have Ninja on his podcast

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 2 месяца назад +2

    Fun fact! Domestic rats can sell for hundreds of dollars depending on factors such as coat, color, ears, and other oddities including 2 different colored eyes, entirely or partially missing hair, lack of tail or even small size.
    The world of rats is a strange one.

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic Месяц назад

      Hi! I own three rats currently and have had 7 rats in the past. Buying from a reputable breeder is imperative. If the breeder is selling just for coat color, they aren’t a good breeder. Rats are very delicate respiratory system wise and tend to get URIs, this isn’t even getting into the cancers they get into their old age. Genetic selection is imperative to getting a pet rat that will have minimal issues as possible as long as a decent lifespan. My three boys in total were only 80$. Like most pets, you shouldn’t just get rats for variety. They should be bought because you want a loving, amazing pet to care for. (Breeders should preach this as well. If they’re only advertising cost variety they’re not good breeders).

  • @dawokenone47
    @dawokenone47 2 месяца назад +6

    “Schlongobongo” is very knowledgeable in trapping living things

  • @percibaltwinkus
    @percibaltwinkus 2 месяца назад +1

    ethan is such a sweetie and so funny 😂

  • @haley.1
    @haley.1 Месяц назад

    This was one of the funniest guest episodes. The critter talk was hilarious 😭

  • @phantomfeather518
    @phantomfeather518 2 месяца назад +1

    The way "Eef" says "Squeak Squeak" kills me every time

  • @EconomyElk
    @EconomyElk 2 месяца назад +4

    please help me ive been scrolling through shorts for 2 hours now and cant stop. Just put me out of my misery please

  • @TheBoysYTFan4Life
    @TheBoysYTFan4Life 2 месяца назад +3

    It's the distant sounding screams that got me🤣

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 2 месяца назад +8

    I had a mouse/vole infestation in my basement last summer. How I solved it? I have a 10 year old rat terrier. She had SO much fun in the basement. She’s so clean and efficient, but also a fucking psychopath. She’d slam them against walls, step on them and jump on them, the occasional bite and shake, and she’d place the corpses in the bucket we gave her. She NEVER made a mess. We’d just let her go downstairs and help her corner them.

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 4 дня назад

      Yeah! Other animals are usually the best form of pest control tbh

  • @blankazure217
    @blankazure217 2 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact about the glue traps, the mouse will try to eat it limbs off just to end up even more stuck than before.

  • @dekusi1857
    @dekusi1857 2 месяца назад +4

    "fan art i drew of schlatt dead in a glue trap"

  • @user-yn8yi5jw2z
    @user-yn8yi5jw2z 2 месяца назад +7

    “School bus” clearly has a strong moral compass

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 2 месяца назад +1

    I fully agree with "Schlutt". They've had thousands of years to learn, "This is human shit, they dont like me."

  • @puttingmyphoneoncharge
    @puttingmyphoneoncharge 2 месяца назад +1

    ethan is so fucking funny stoppp this is such an ethan thing to do

  • @user-vx2vn8ww4y
    @user-vx2vn8ww4y 2 месяца назад +1

    Schlatt is the type of person to be like “finally!” if someone was to break into his house

    • @xandergerbers9475
      @xandergerbers9475 10 дней назад

      Also the type to have the house rigged to blow too

  • @glenmemeington7004
    @glenmemeington7004 2 месяца назад +3

    Glue trap schlatt has gotta be peak comedy

  • @bgfgfjhgc
    @bgfgfjhgc Месяц назад

    "the shlartinglong of 99" is truly the king of comedy

  • @MeganBacon
    @MeganBacon 2 месяца назад +1

    I always liked the idea of those oil traps where you put a bit of oil in a deep bowl, put a bit of food, and then they just can’t get out.

  • @Hammerman5901
    @Hammerman5901 2 месяца назад +1

    Jschlatt: Yeah, I fw glue traps… AHHH AHHH

  • @violetnevermore5457
    @violetnevermore5457 16 дней назад

    Bro why is Ethan the cutest and most wholesome man on this earth
    He needs to be protected at all costs

  • @purplegecko123
    @purplegecko123 29 дней назад +1

    Love Ethan he’s so kind and funny

  • @caelanho420
    @caelanho420 25 дней назад +1

    Guy trying to humanely deal with rats and then there’s schlatt 😂😂😂😂

  • @Wheatbreadsauce
    @Wheatbreadsauce 2 месяца назад +1

    The fact that Ethan is from Maine and Schlatt is from NYC explains their feelings towards rats perfectly.

  • @fakenews56
    @fakenews56 2 месяца назад +1

    He’s a new yorker, of course he shows no mercy to rats

  • @ONCLR
    @ONCLR 2 месяца назад +1

    The rat lord is in debt to Ethan

  • @L_O_G_I_K_A
    @L_O_G_I_K_A 2 месяца назад +2

    Schatt is a menace to society, I love it

  • @savalamere-ls2ov
    @savalamere-ls2ov 2 месяца назад +4

    That man hasn’t seen a trash can full of them before

    • @shadow14805
      @shadow14805 2 месяца назад

      Wait until you see a trash can full of homeless people. It will totally change your perspective.

  • @SpidersFace
    @SpidersFace 2 месяца назад +1

    It feels like Eef is out of his depth here 🤣

  • @Frankosclone
    @Frankosclone 2 месяца назад +1

    Fucking the AAAAAAH AAAAAAAH 😂😂😂 im dying

  • @aftpenguin
    @aftpenguin 2 месяца назад +1

    I like how schlatt immediately interjects with kill lmao

  • @daniele.h7697
    @daniele.h7697 Месяц назад +1

    They weren't speechless though. They both had things to say about it.

  • @alez77
    @alez77 20 дней назад +1

    seeing eef w schlatt wow what a morning

  • @prose_nineonetwozerofivethree
    @prose_nineonetwozerofivethree 2 месяца назад +1

    Jared Fogel Schlatt be wildin'

  • @kekchanbiggestfan
    @kekchanbiggestfan Месяц назад +1

    Not speechless, they spoke

  • @PixelatedB
    @PixelatedB Месяц назад +1

    I just have 3 aggressive cats

  • @kawaiipotato2136
    @kawaiipotato2136 2 месяца назад +2

    I use to have to put mouse traps in my shed that I made into a chicken coop and my chickens noticed when the traps went off that it meant a free treat. I came out to one of my chickens running away with a mouse still in a mouse trap with a whole gang of chickens chasing it. I was dying 😂😸

  • @UnspokenFlame239
    @UnspokenFlame239 26 дней назад +1

    Ethan and seán need to have Schlatt on brainleak

  • @wildrattygirl7829
    @wildrattygirl7829 Месяц назад +2

    Ethan the only one with a moral compass 😭😭

    • @scott--1629
      @scott--1629 Месяц назад

      wow shocker the account named fkn *RATTY GIRL* IS CALLING OUT PEOPLE FOR DISLIKING RATS
      some people do not care abt fkn rodents, and guess what? that's okay.

  • @Kuros_limbo
    @Kuros_limbo 29 дней назад

    No but ethan feeling bad for the rats is such an ethan thing to do 😭😭😭

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum 2 месяца назад +1

    I honestly want to see him meet Lyle who usually co-hosts Oney plays that killed rats with his belt in his apartment

  • @gh0stly.v1be.mp34
    @gh0stly.v1be.mp34 Месяц назад +1

    I admire how much Ethan cares about rats :)

    • @scott--1629
      @scott--1629 Месяц назад

      nobody cares abt ur admiring

  • @astrocosmicalDude
    @astrocosmicalDude 2 месяца назад +1

    "Schlorggle Gorgle" always choosing the chaotic evil path

  • @akuma5488
    @akuma5488 Месяц назад +1

    I love the glue traps frrrrr

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 месяца назад +1

    Everyone knows you need the cheese and the elaborate mouse trap cage

  • @Romelander
    @Romelander 2 месяца назад +2

    "ShlicktoShlonkerus" is the most out of pocket thing that i know

  • @ImFastImVeryFast
    @ImFastImVeryFast 2 месяца назад +1

    I got a rat labeled "Jumbo Rat" in a pet store for $3. I later found out he was meant to feed snakes. Little dude lived with me for 3 years and was the best pet I ever had. Litterbox trained on his first day home.

  • @octavgg
    @octavgg 2 месяца назад +83

    If they step into a glue trap, that's technically not killing them directly, so it's their fault for being idiots and walking in

    • @JohnDoe-qs7gc
      @JohnDoe-qs7gc 2 месяца назад +30

      8 year old trying to be edgy

    • @unoriginalandunfunny1563
      @unoriginalandunfunny1563 2 месяца назад +43

      Me explaining to the judge that it's actually my dad's fault for not watching out for my home made landmine (the Explosive didn't kill him, the hospital did)

    • @G1sandG1rlsGaming
      @G1sandG1rlsGaming 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@unoriginalandunfunny1563me explaining that it wasn't me that killed all those people. It was the bullets from the gun.
      It was big bullets fault

    • @cronggpal
      @cronggpal 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@JohnDoe-qs7gcyou tryna fight ppl in a schlatt SHORTS comment section 😂😂😂 pot calling the kettle black

  • @ali1ff3
    @ali1ff3 2 месяца назад +1

    “so my dad has a-“
    “AAAH”
    💀💀

  • @samquinn2769
    @samquinn2769 24 дня назад +1

    i’m licensed in my state to say schlatt is right about the glue traps

  • @Zamiiz
    @Zamiiz 2 месяца назад +1

    Eef being a good boy meanwhile “schlatt” over here like 🐀🔫

  • @beowulf4966
    @beowulf4966 Месяц назад

    Love love love the new foraging & wilderness revamps! Especially the forest biomes! Also, happy birthday! 😊🎉✨

  • @lillianblack8749
    @lillianblack8749 2 месяца назад +1

    Ethan is my favorite of the like “Markiplier crew” and this is why

  • @baracuda.ricotta
    @baracuda.ricotta 28 дней назад +1

    For 500$ they should have let him rent a cat

  • @domicci4460
    @domicci4460 2 месяца назад +1

    Water bucket with roller is the best way

  • @reaperninja7722
    @reaperninja7722 2 месяца назад +2

    yall remember that rat trap that's just an old navy revolver pressure strung to fire when the rat comes near the entrance to its house? i feel like schaltt would just do that but with a nitro or something

  • @blehnky2105
    @blehnky2105 28 дней назад

    I've been watching Schlort for some weeks now to distract me from my parents fighting and my mental health issues.

  • @HalfAsleepError
    @HalfAsleepError 20 дней назад

    Shlancus really be out here talking about what he did in '99

  • @SammyBoy2001
    @SammyBoy2001 27 дней назад +1

    well... technically he has the karma for at least 499 💀💀

  • @M1lkshaking
    @M1lkshaking 2 месяца назад

    Schlatt’s drinking it again bois

  • @alez77
    @alez77 20 дней назад

    god y is this the most ethan thing ever lmaooo

  • @nathanaelmooney4530
    @nathanaelmooney4530 Месяц назад

    The duality of man