Omelette Express Dub
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2016
- Cook up some rubbery microwaved omelettes with the omelette express!
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It's a piece of fucking plastic
its not just plastic, its plastic in the shape of a shitty bowl.
+TheDemonicDude I'd pay 100 dollas for that!
I'd buy that for a dollar! Wait...what do you mean it's $19.99? Fuck it, I'm not paying.
Would of been nice to include the fucking link to buy it
literally 98% of kitchen appliances are just pieces of plastic, metal, or wood that are specifically designed to complement specific tasks in cooking. Your comment is absolutely idiotic. Its a piece of plastic designed to make omelette making easy (allegedly).
I mean, omelettes can be a bit difficult to make. Unless you got one of them red copper pans that old lady was peddlin'. Then its a piece of dump cake.
Lol
i keep fucking seeing ads for it everywhere
+Goofy Goober This made me Cringe.
Omelette express vs Copper Pan!
Dump cakes are actually kinda good 0_0
my mom has made them a couple times.
Tho when I found the dump cakes book at the store I giggled like an idiot for a good 5 minutes xD
I like how they made cracking an egg and whisking it in the bowl look hard but that's still what you need to do with this shitty bowl.
Wait right there. Was it just a pan that is the difficult part or the cracking the egg and whisking ?
but it has a groove
Whahaha. Im already laughing my ass off for the thrid time. Damn you!
Vergil!
Hand over the bowl, your omelette opening days are over.
_"Eggs are so difficult to make!"_
Woman: _"LEMME SLAP THIS EGGSHELL ON THE BOWL WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!!!"_
I'M GOING TO WHISK THIS WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
@@wallamazoo01 And she's literally holding the bowl sideways. -_-
You've made jontron proud. Take two Jaque points
"two copies of the same recipe book" omfg I'm dead
lol
VQPower35 "
thats where i died
VQPower35 ii
"Looks like your gonna need two microwaves"
Wait. What the fuck is the "My Arm Hair" one actually supposed to be?
lol ikr
Jaboody Dubs usually just does audio editing, but call now and they'll add their state of the art video editing technology with your order! Free!
+Marie learn proper English
Laugh out loud. I know, right?
+BornIn1500 no
"How much for this microwavable bowl?" Its such a good joke. So subtle. It gets me everytime.
Gordon ramsey would be appalled if he saw this invention.
''YOU COOKING THE EGG IN THE MICROWAVE YOU FUCKING DONKEY.''
It's a fucking bowl 😂😂😂
Ramsey would also be appauled by dump cakes as well. Like a lot of the stuff was like super easy to make in the first place
At least Chef Mike would be getting a workout
Can’t blame him.
I'm not gay, I just really love omelettes! XD
Mmm!
That was so hilarious I almost shit myself
I am the 420th person to like this comment. TIME FOR MARIJUANA!
I slammed my dick some many times in the microwave but never in the bowl. you know why... cuz it's for fucking omelettes
WhAts tHe difference
"Now my brain don't work so good."
Sir Fabulous I screeeamed! Lmao
But hey look at all these fucking omelettes im making!
I read this in Peter Griffin's voice.
Spongeman ice cone
@@redbluelocke4269 I read in Spiderman's voice.
1:25 That should be a meme template.
“I’m not gay, I just love (thing that’s unrelated to being gay).”
I'm not gay,I just love pasta salad for lunch
I'm not gay, I just love stealthy fifth-gen aircraft!
@Mr7Reality Buy curious? Curious about buying what? No wait.... lemme guess... arm-hair omelette am I right?
@@DeltaTenNZ 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not gay, I just love pegging!”
0:03 lady, that's not how you crack an egg :(
Yeah wtf she just slams it into the bowl like a moron😂
Not to mention, she has the damn bowl tilted. Like, who mixes eggs like that? Lol.
That's HowToBasic's wife XD
OMG yes 😂
Apollo Just Ice Ughhh FUCK
"Please excuse my pubic hair covered arms" dead 💀 😂
Damn you Jaboody Dubs! Sold me on another product
lol
Fantastic*
buy a ceramic bowl for 30 cents and microwave an egg in there lol. this might be the stupidest thing since the pet rock
Yo, don't be dissing the pet rock. That shit's dope. If only because it leaves my friends thoroughly confused.
“I’m not gay, I just love omelettes!_”
That line is forever a line I quote even if no one else understands.
"... but I'm not allowed to go to the gym anymore~!"
I'm gay AND I love omelettes!
I like to eat healthy, that's why I have fresh fruit with my disgusting microwave omelette
I'm not gay, I just love omelettes!"
Jibb's Compilations *homp* mmmhmm
Jibb's Compilations more like brunch
Lol the joe fowler dub character is so underrated
Been laughing since pubic hair covered arm😃😃😂😅
I felt sick...
K
Egg crust. Fuckin, no thank you.
Those arms are scary.
Same. I lost my shit at the egg and arm hair one lol I wonder wtf was that, or if Jaboody just edit the video.
I may be a drunk, but these dubs are damn funny even five years later.
Hope you're doing better Jalbiin!
@@lonewalkerproductions Thank you! But they're still funny, aren't they?
@@jalbiindolcheey2049 absolutely, jalbiin.
@@lonewalkerproductions Thank you so much, you are the kindest person. I love you!
Try 6
1:02 that really looks like a pubic hair omelette, I wonder what kind of omelette it really was
A hair omelet Jaboody made. It’s not in the actual commercial.
@@snausages43 You gotta respect the commitment :D
It's ACTUALLY pubes. It's a good thing
Dill
ganjaman 407 hey pal, you just blew in from stupid town?
my new slogan is "I'm not gay! I just love omelettes!"
1:02 Thats the worst case of yeast infection anyone has ever seen.
Whyyyy!!!
Why are you so low?
“Fiesta De Culo” 😂 😂 😂. Well played sir.
Danielle Butterfield 😂😂
Ass Party
Ass party omelettes XD
@@luckypichu7615 He's not gay, he just loves omelettes! ;)
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Excuse my pubic-hair-covered arms... I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
Self harm isn't funny
those omelettes look fake
Arlene M. Because they are for presentation purposes.
They are
And they're made by wypipo...so you know
They are paid actors
They are. A food stylist made them. The ingredients are probably stuck on with glue.
0:58
mmm......rubbery......
Gerard Way wassup fam
Hmm
I am the 300th person to like this comment!
Emo and Friends mmm school breakfast
1:24 _I’m not gay, I just love omelettes_ damn I wasn’t ready for that one 😂😂😂
In a depressive RUclips hole and something about "beets, gummy bears and ham" got me laughing and feeling better about the day.
me too, buddy
Whoever fails that bad to crack an egg needs cooking classes ASAP. Also, how does the product help crack the egg properly. dafuq.
masterman397 "hu eh! Fok!"
Its got the little indent in the side of the bowl for where you crack your egg. Because its so difficult otherwise 🤣
@@b0rder.-9914 years later. I have mastered the art of egg groove cracking and I am now unstoppable
@@masterman397 with great power comes great responsibility. Use your egg cracking for good, not evil
Omelettes are easy as fuck to make though :P.
I fucked up A PB&J...
How are you three using a computer
Caramel Johnson But takes far more skill than waiting for an egg to boil, or reading instructions on the side of your chef boyardee. PB&J makes sense, though. Using jam rather than jelly is a common mistake.
Caramel Johnson shit man that sound good as hell
Caramel Johnson overEGGstimate you......ok bye
When they make extremely easy and simple tasks look impossible in the commercials.
Make you think you're stupid so you buy their crap
There's actually a kinda sad reason for that. Alot of these products are aimed at and used by the disabled and elderly. Like the slap chop...super popular with the developmentally disabled crowd because of either a fear of knives or ha d eye coordination too poor to use a knife safely. Really if you ask yourself if this w p you make life easier if I had a fine motor or mobility issue...if yes then thats likely who its aimed at, if no its probably a gimmick like this eggs piece of shit
0:02
That omelette looks like one of those prank vomit toy from the dollar store
*my brain don't work so gud*
*Your profile picture matches*
And my brain stoped working
@@PutraDede *stopped
@@jamesanderson6373 k
I keep cackling at fiesta de culo 😆😆😆
Fane Jonda Fiesta de Culo means Ass od Party 😆😆😆
no, it means Ass Party.
*CULO*
Spicy FIESTA DE CULO
Party of ass...
*clean it*
*cleeeean it*
*Yoda climaxing noise*
accidentally disliked your comment so here's a like to say sorry
@@turntupmongoose you are a thoughtful human being and I hope you get good karma towards you. Thank you sir
the most underrated youtube channel ever
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong fuk u
Looks like you're going to have to get 2 microwaves😂😂
If you think its underrated then you dont have a sence of humor, so domt watch this
Your ass is underrated
@Tyler Stone plus you have to understand that that phrase was solely used for likes
no offence, but what kind of processed, nasty looking omelettes are those lol? they look like they're glowing from radiation lmao
they're so illuminous lmao!!! what sort of eggs did they use
mementhusiast they look more like frittatas
They are actually just barely done. They aren't cooked in a pan or anything alike.
They are probably fake like some of the food on display in Starbucks.
zyxidaga those are fake props for commercial use, your shit won't ever look that good lol
Blurgh! Arm hair omelettes has ruined eggs for me forever. Bluuuuurgh!!!!
agreed. T_T
I'd still eat it
You should watch human cake or hair cake from filthy frank
+k1ll3rM HAIR CAKE
Lol it look good tho
"I'm not gay, I just love omelettes!'
"MMMMM"
“Please excuse my pubic-hair covered arms...” 😭😂 can’t breathe
The arm hair one looked too real to be photoshopped lmao
serikufan thats because it was real. Jaboody made that hair omelette and put it in the dub. Talk about commitment
@@PieIsGud2808 Thank God. Because that was a stop/rewind moment. I just don't want to know where the hair came from.
"OOH--F*CK!" Already cracking up at the beginning.
maccollectorZ (Commenting Account) omg me too
I just kept pressing 0 for a while....
“Omelet’s are delicious, aren’t they?”
“He-IHh FUck.”
"2 copies of the same recipe book"
Holy shit 😂
Who the fuck serves omelette with fucking kiwi fruit, I'd straight up send that shit back.
You should know by now that you should never send your food back to the chefs.
Because they'll shit in it?
+KingFluffs Yeah, something like that.
Probably the same freaks who eat pineapple pizza.
Fuck, I just played myself.
*I lost it at Dog food and lawn trimmings. You guys are the best. period.*
Fiesta de culo had me laughing 😂
That synched up "I'm a professional" ... I'm dead.
This actually looks like a great product if you are selling at high volume and dont have a stove
Dude if you don’t have a stove you don’t make eggs. Microwaving eggs is gross
“My arm hair” 😂😂😂
Clean it! Cleaannnn it.
"How much for this microwavable bowl?" 🤣
0.03 She didn’t even try to crack that egg... She didn’t even TRY!
I can't even go through five seconds without laughing. Comedy gold.
"I'm not gay, I just love omelette." I can't breathe
0:04 she's nodding off the fentanyl
1:17 I need that for...cleaning. Yeah, that’s it, cleaning.
0:04 who beats eggs like that?
@@Bacon00024 you seem like a damaged individual
Editise you’re just butthurt that I call fortnite trash
A lazy ass bitch
@@Bacon00024 fortnite is for those who have too much time on their hands and their asses glued to a chair.
@@Bacon00024 i guess its a karen lmao
"Too many eggs will clog your hole but we included this thing to pry your ass open"
Ded
1:24 "I'm not gay, I just love omelets! HAUM"
The only ads that I allow myself to watch over and over... Jaboody Dubs! I hope you come back to do this type of ad dubs from time to time. All your playlist of this ones is gold! Thank you for the smiles!
"My arm hair." im dead😂
"I`m not gay,I just love omlettes"
I like to b8 "oh, mmmmm"
I'm rewatching these and I forgot how funny they are
One of your best! I love this channel!
2 copies of the same recipe book 😂
"but you're gonna have to get two microwaves" fucking lol
Im laughing so hard I started crying. 😂
I lost it at "Too many eggs will clog your hole."
i was watching this with earbuds and right when he said "i love to shove this up my ass" my dad said "Yay" LMAO I LOST IT
🤣
@@whatsaaappthesequel no u
Alena Martinez 😂😂😂😂
Alena Martinez best.Timing.Ever or something
YAY!
Jaboody you have to do another show parody like "I am the mattress bitch" kills me every time lmao
Jaboody Dubs I love you man. You took me out OFF my depression
"Egg crust? Fukin NO thank you." same bro, same
"Don't mind my pubic hair covered arms."
"Looks like you're gunna need two microwaves"
LMAO
fiesta de culo translates to Ass party. LOL XD
Shut up we all know
+Alejandro “Abuelo” Perez I didnt.
Typical straw-man.
Thank you.
Also could translate: Crappy Party
"go ahead and put your face right up against the glass and watch as the mild radiation surrounds the bowl my doctor says i do it too much that my brain don't work so good but hey look at all these omelettes i'm making" 🤣🤣 i just can't stop laughing after that
edit: all edits were spelling fixes lmao
0:03 eggs crack failure
it's hard to be a popular channel for this long, keep up the good work
"Egg crust. Fuckin'...no thank you! Lmao.
“I’m not gay, I just love omelettes!” Is my go to explanation at Dennys.
"egg crust, no thank you." i laughed wayyyy to long and hard at that.
I'm not gay I just love omelettes
Such good egg yolks, they were smashing really cracked me up
Oh and don't tell me to stop cuz I got a /dozen/ more
Omelette you think about these jokes now :3
I Laughed
+Arm Fighter thank you :3
OMG LUCY, how the fuck did i find u here, i see u in all of dubstepgutters vids, never would have though u would be here :)
I thought they were eggcellent
Get out :|
“My brain don’t work so good”
Accurate to Astolfo
Who doesn't like the taste of a hard, rubbery, radiated omelette.
this never gets old
"just gotta crack an in in the grove there and beat it off!!!" 😂😂😂😂 omg 0:28
“Dog food and lawn trimmings”! Spit Coke all over myself and my freakin phone! Husband thought I was having a stroke! ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have watched so many times I remember it word for word.
This reminds me of the commercials on rick and morty
keep em' coming jaboody these dubs are amazing :)
Those omelettes look like the plastic food ones that come in children's play sets!
These infomercial dubs are so hilarious I wish they would make more
1:02 lol wtf was that really in the commercial?
WhyyoutubeWHY?! totally.
No
Wait, what?
I'm not gay I just love omelettes.
what possessed me to watch this in school
during a quiet study hall
when i can barely stop myself from laughing
You just made my day!
*"eating too many eggs can clog your hole. So we included this thing to pry your ass open!"*
LMFAO im dying
bahahahhhaaa!!!! im not gay, i just love omelets! 😂😂😂
HOLY CRAP.....2021 I just found Jaboody....I actually think this honest remake should be put on TV!. Nowadays with everyone still home they’d sell millions on making rubbery shitty omelettes.....
He's not gay, he just hasn't found the right woman who enjoys omlettes.