TF2 is PERFECT shut up shut up shUT UP SHUT UP

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @pootis.145
    @pootis.145 4 года назад +9003

    *"What you just saw right there was a recreation of competitive clip where I was sleeping and had a nightmare where Heavies-"*

  • @SoundSmithTF2
    @SoundSmithTF2 7 лет назад +19251

    You know, I was a bit confused, because I was asked to do the "LazyPurple Santa isn't real" line with absolutely no context. But now that I have context, I'm even more confused.
    I love it.

    • @wezerd
      @wezerd 7 лет назад +246

      What is with the Easter Bunny?

    • @kingofthebananas7311
      @kingofthebananas7311 7 лет назад +563

      How can this comment be real if Soundsmith isn't real tho?

    • @metalcotton4656
      @metalcotton4656 7 лет назад +200

      I feel like the line would have been ruined if you knew the context behind it.
      ... Santa’s real though, right? Just like the Ninja Turtles?

    • @AceTheOcarinaMaker
      @AceTheOcarinaMaker 7 лет назад +354

      YOU ARE NOT REAL! SOUNDSMITH DOESN'T EXIST!

    • @YOUTUBEMarten
      @YOUTUBEMarten 7 лет назад +18

      Lol, i get the joke. :>

  • @servers5717
    @servers5717 3 года назад +1181

    I love how “pootis” woke him up and not pyro yelling

    • @DraconicWF
      @DraconicWF 2 года назад +39

      Well the pyro was in his head while the pootis was an actual sound

    • @interlouper
      @interlouper 2 года назад +6

      and he’s only afraid of friendlies

    • @scruggly_ahh_commenter
      @scruggly_ahh_commenter Год назад

      pootis

    • @JoelPoelton
      @JoelPoelton 3 месяца назад

      not to mention “ROCKEETTTT” i mean, the very thought of a crit rocket makes me pee my pants

  • @m1trek860
    @m1trek860 4 года назад +4297

    November 18
    "Tf2 is a Timeless Masterpiece."
    *_One week later_*
    "Tf2 is PERFECT shut up shut up shUT UP SHUT UP!"

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 года назад +139

      character development

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 года назад +11

      I keep watching this so that it can eventually make sense. That has neeeeeeeeever happeeeeeeeeened.

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 года назад +18

      The slow decent into insanity

    • @speeddemonji9547
      @speeddemonji9547 4 года назад +2

      one is arguable (something I’d argue), and the other is clearly a joke

    • @deadshirt8781
      @deadshirt8781 4 года назад

      969

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 лет назад +4076

    when the bloopers are longer than the actual product

    • @Karl-zb6ct
      @Karl-zb6ct 6 лет назад +8

      Doesn't make sense to me

    • @MrCastleburger
      @MrCastleburger 6 лет назад +66

      I think the bloopers were better

    • @giaprincess5309
      @giaprincess5309 5 лет назад +2

      Sir GrandPappy that’s cause they were

    • @dustin3294
      @dustin3294 5 лет назад +21

      AceofApples well, usually there are way more bloopers than an actual product so.

    • @lawrencebermudez
      @lawrencebermudez 5 лет назад +9

      i was gonna make a joke about how it was for that 10 minute mark, but then i realized that the video is actually lethally close to said mark

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 7 лет назад +7485

    LazyPurple returns after a three year hiatus, and his second video is a god-tier shitpost.
    Please never change, Purple.

    • @lukec1471
      @lukec1471 7 лет назад +80

      Panzer Man 3rd not second

    • @PanzerMan332
      @PanzerMan332 7 лет назад +35

      Technically third, but his second video was just him explaining some stuff over some old footage. This is his second video that took considerate effort. He's been back for a week, and he's already shitposting, which I totally admire him for.

    • @4f52
      @4f52 7 лет назад

      Your ass is shitpost, punkboy

    • @dozer1431
      @dozer1431 7 лет назад

      3rd*

    • @LvLupXD
      @LvLupXD 7 лет назад +2

      This is the good shit I came back for

  • @manyachievables
    @manyachievables 6 лет назад +5514

    "Lazy Purple, SoundSmith isn't real." -Soundsmith 2017

  • @skrub3801
    @skrub3801 4 года назад +2807

    "No words can accurately describe the pain of dragging 20 Russian men dancing." is my new favorite sentence.

    • @maniacparty637
      @maniacparty637 3 года назад +29

      I know it's been a year but it's dragging 20 russian men via dancing

    • @user_goofy_ahh_catboy
      @user_goofy_ahh_catboy 3 года назад +1

      Russian men raiding one Ukrainian men just to do joke about Ukrainians

    • @egr_78_online
      @egr_78_online 3 года назад +1

      @@user_goofy_ahh_catboy forgot to ask)

    • @teodoricareyes8621
      @teodoricareyes8621 3 года назад

      I am heavy weapons guy

    • @spikergames4259
      @spikergames4259 2 года назад

      Playing csgo in a nutshell

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 лет назад +3018

    "Hey Lazy Purple, Santa Clause isn't real"
    *Hits Kill Bind*
    - Soundsmith

  • @someweirdo8380
    @someweirdo8380 5 лет назад +7751

    I guess lazy purple didn't sleep nine hours last night.
    Edit: it’s been two years…. This is amazing

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 года назад +37

      I definitely didn’t.

    • @SMG-vx3mu
      @SMG-vx3mu 4 года назад +11

      Despite everything. The sounds of five hundred conga members being hooked on by other people aren't easy to sleep to.

    • @tinkywinky1431
      @tinkywinky1431 4 года назад +3

      I didn’t sleep at all today

    • @kristi4025
      @kristi4025 4 года назад +14

      is this a how it feels to play sniper reference

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 4 года назад +2

      He probably slept 10

  • @angelagreen5208
    @angelagreen5208 5 лет назад +722

    "lazypurple, santa claus isn't real."
    That line was the trigger for nightmares of friendlys of TF2.

  • @rozieredz
    @rozieredz 4 года назад +534

    3:55 I saw the one guy way ahead of everyone else and thought, "huh, I wonder if it's like a reverse Santa, where it's the Santa pulling all the reindeer."
    Then I thought about what an actual reverse Santa would be like: forcing everyone to give him gifts every year to stay on his good list, or else.
    Then I realized we already have Krampus.

    • @foojo9
      @foojo9 3 года назад +9

      Or maybe its just santa flying backwards

    • @coffeebell2647
      @coffeebell2647 3 года назад +10

      I mean you're both right and wrong! Krampus' job isn't to be mean, or to be a villain. He co-works with Santa Claus and his job is to scare all the kids on the naughty list and teach them to be better, while Santa is busy with the kids on the nice list. BUT I ALSO AGREE I thought it was pretty funny that he was so much ahead of everyone LMAO,, Maybe it's Rudolph being an egocentric bastard again

    • @crack9014
      @crack9014 3 года назад +2

      @@coffeebell2647 well he has the motive

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 2 года назад +1

      Everyone seems to forget the Anti-Claus. Where Santa is the spirit of giving, Anti-Claus takes away; Where Santa gives a toy car, Anti-Claus causes it to break the next day; Where Santa gives a train set, Anti-Claus makes sure that at least 1/4 of the pieces are lost. Etc. Etc.

    • @TheIUS
      @TheIUS 2 года назад +1

      @@coffeebell2647 and send them to hell

  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii 7 лет назад +5266

    Just wait until the toxic part of TF2 community will start blaming you for enjoying the game on non official servers 8)

  • @schtinky1151
    @schtinky1151 6 лет назад +2496

    one time i convinced my entire team to go sniper and do a satanic digeridrongo ritual to summon satan. by having them sit in a circle and all digeridrongo at once.

    • @PretzlcoatlTheFirst
      @PretzlcoatlTheFirst 6 лет назад +66

      Seth Begley uuuuuhhhhhhhh don’t take me as a sacrifice

    • @herpydepth1204
      @herpydepth1204 5 лет назад +151

      @Seth Begley once I had my whole team be spy and disguise as the other team’s only medic then we would swarm him yelling medic constantly

    • @cristianardonmonge836
      @cristianardonmonge836 5 лет назад +22

      @@herpydepth1204 once with my team went all spies, cloack and go for the enmy spawn, and just randomly taunt there

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +6

      @@cristianardonmonge836 You can't taunt as a disguised spy.

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 лет назад +14

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 they probably just decloaked and then taunt

  • @guilhermelouzada2674
    @guilhermelouzada2674 7 лет назад +785

    ActivePurple

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 4 года назад +2997

    The “soundsmith doesn’t exist” mistake aged really well

  • @minimalgrammar1276
    @minimalgrammar1276 5 лет назад +354

    "LazyPurple, Soundsmith isn't real."
    -Something I wish Soundsmith said.

  • @whateven9257
    @whateven9257 6 лет назад +1466

    Oh my god when he said blooper and a half he actually meant it. The production is about 4 minutes long. The whole video is about 10 minutes long. Half of 4 is 2. 4 plus 2 is 6. “A blooper and a half”. He really meant it.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 6 лет назад +142

    "Heh... Maybe there _is_ magic in the world."
    *Political ad IMMEDIATELY plays after quote*
    Aaaaand.... It's gone.

  • @mpg01
    @mpg01 4 года назад +2390

    Lazy: "TF2 is perfect."
    April 2020: **exists**
    Lazy: "TF2 is sorta perfect."

    • @SirQuiksandVO
      @SirQuiksandVO 4 года назад +5

      Fuckin' raspy_osu

    • @danigenovv
      @danigenovv 4 года назад +59

      @@SirQuiksandVO he has done nothing, the hackers are promoting him so people think he has made the bots

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 года назад +21

      Ramen Noodlez he didn’t program the bots

    • @MonkeSilly
      @MonkeSilly 4 года назад +8

      Yea in 2020 you can't call for medic if you don't have premium or you are not playing long

    • @LucyGoosey4636
      @LucyGoosey4636 4 года назад +1

      Pan_Alpaka 34 what does that mean? What does that have to do with the bot problem?

  • @isuccle2390
    @isuccle2390 5 лет назад +585

    3:54 santa claus and his reindeers more like reindeers and their Santa

  • @johnmassanova9309
    @johnmassanova9309 7 лет назад +221

    This is my new favorite video on the channel right now

    • @marmotman151
      @marmotman151 7 лет назад

      Nothing will ever ever upstage genius of a film for me.
      Edit: having just re-watched that one, it is not on this channel. My apologies and please, getting back to my through electronic mail.

    • @LydCal999
      @LydCal999 7 лет назад

      D

  • @Whurlpuul
    @Whurlpuul 7 лет назад +264

    I like how 60% of the video is bloopers

    • @_narrows
      @_narrows 7 лет назад

      Same.

    • @Nayrzabear
      @Nayrzabear 7 лет назад +5

      Lazy purple "bloopers" vs YuriofWind's end slates

    • @shrimptasticyt
      @shrimptasticyt 7 лет назад

      Lmao I ruined two shots, and the only reason that you saw the giant medic say thank you staring tag dead bodies was because I got smited

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 года назад +145

    9:23 Of course Lazy’s the only RUclipsr good enough to catch an alien’s attention.

    • @OfficiallyDrippy
      @OfficiallyDrippy 4 года назад +4

      Wait a minute

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад +3

      Wait a second..

    • @farty84
      @farty84 4 года назад +3

      Wait a millisecond..

    • @zaknork9282
      @zaknork9282 3 года назад +3

      wait a nanosecond

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 3 года назад +2

      Wait a, wait Fuck what's something shorter than a nanosecond?

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 7 лет назад +105

    3 LazyPurple videos in just one week?!
    *_It's a miracle! It's an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!_*

    • @zachthewack5477
      @zachthewack5477 7 лет назад +2

      StickMaster500 gaben has blessed us

    • @Kassandru
      @Kassandru 7 лет назад +2

      Next video in 3 years.

    • @_narrows
      @_narrows 7 лет назад +1

      Why aren't you at the top?

    • @StickMaster500
      @StickMaster500 7 лет назад +5

      Bruce Custodio I think there’s something wrong with the ordering of the comments I think

    • @_narrows
      @_narrows 7 лет назад

      +StickMaster500 Yeah, probably.

  • @sadfern0
    @sadfern0 6 лет назад +1042

    "LazyPurple, Soundsmith isn't real."
    -Soundsmith-
    - An unknown man

    • @hoodcate
      @hoodcate 4 года назад +8

      Who's Kim?

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 года назад +12

      Obviously it was famous G-Force RUclipsr DistortionDude

    • @jonahglaves6653
      @jonahglaves6653 4 года назад

      666 likes

    • @gradyl5372
      @gradyl5372 4 года назад

      Nobody else like this comment it must stay at 666 likes

    • @hoodcate
      @hoodcate 4 года назад

      @@gradyl5372 somebody unliked it lol

  • @BigCaj
    @BigCaj 7 лет назад +152

    r.i.p. soundsmith

  • @SirFrosties
    @SirFrosties 4 года назад +161

    7:00 heavy turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @patrickcrabb6212
      @patrickcrabb6212 2 года назад

      PICKLE RI!-.....That doesn't work, hmmm....Heavy Kiwi? I've got nothin'.

  • @involuntaryascetic3602
    @involuntaryascetic3602 6 лет назад +340

    man i wish soundsmith was real

    • @jimbo491
      @jimbo491 4 года назад +16

      David Hopper he isn’t real, don’t worry

    • @homieseaotter5190
      @homieseaotter5190 4 года назад

      Me too man, me too

    • @Theman-kr9fm
      @Theman-kr9fm 4 года назад

      @@homieseaotter5190 lets keep dreaming

  • @royalblizzardgaming4355
    @royalblizzardgaming4355 5 лет назад +447

    At 4:08 he said “maybe there is a bit of magic in the world” and then, I swear to god, an ad for Magic the Gathering popped up.

  • @foyboy64
    @foyboy64 7 лет назад +223

    That moment when you frequent the server but were unable to get in during the event and missed the first chance to be in a lazypurple vid in 3 years.
    It hurts to live.

  • @happysedits
    @happysedits 7 лет назад +1817

    This
    is why I love TF2 :D

    • @prdelmuller9519
      @prdelmuller9519 7 лет назад +7

      Burny | Happys Edits | TF2 yup

    • @onuryilmaz6243
      @onuryilmaz6243 7 лет назад +18

      NO YOU ARE SUPOSSED TO HATE IT CAUSE THATS COOL !!! PLAY OVERWATCH ITS PC!!! (I hope everyone gets that im being sarcastic...)

    • @li11111
      @li11111 7 лет назад +5

      ew overwatch

    • @GlowStoneGames
      @GlowStoneGames 7 лет назад

      okay, bye now i guess, i hate you btw, i hate hackers, i hope i wont catch you in games, bye i guess

    • @bartymatrix7
      @bartymatrix7 7 лет назад +1

      Overwatch got nothing on this.

  • @jjprs3062
    @jjprs3062 5 лет назад +227

    Lazy:Im warning you, don't come any closer!"
    Also lazy: **takes t-bone steak from hoovy**

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 лет назад +46

    TF2 friendlies always get the biggest kick out of me.
    The sheer absurdity is why I love TF2 from the start.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 года назад +56

    "LazyPurple, Santa isn't real."
    *walks away, then trips and dies*

  • @deadlyjello7792
    @deadlyjello7792 7 лет назад +310

    "LazyPurple, Santa isn't real."
    -SoundSmith, 2017

    • @emerladnova123
      @emerladnova123 6 лет назад +6

      Ryan Lee THAT QUOTE ISN'T REAL SOUNDSMITH ISN'T REAL!!!

    • @holojello8277
      @holojello8277 6 лет назад +2

      raging raptor HOW CAN YOU BE SURE THAT YOU ARE REAL?!

    • @emerladnova123
      @emerladnova123 6 лет назад +2

      Jetfire68 I WAS A FIGMENT OF MY OWN IMAGINATION THE ENTIRE TIME

    • @deadlyjello7792
      @deadlyjello7792 6 лет назад

      Woah, deep.

    • @jacko1858
      @jacko1858 6 лет назад

      Ryan Lee, SoundSmith isnt real.

  • @softwhiskey3891
    @softwhiskey3891 7 лет назад +435

    6:51 Welcome.... *to Jurassic Park*
    **insert jurassic park mellodica here**

    • @softwhiskey3891
      @softwhiskey3891 7 лет назад +1

      Derek Ahn bruh i'm not *SAXTON. HAAAAAAALE.*

    • @gooddemoman390
      @gooddemoman390 7 лет назад +1

      I fucking lost my shit

    • @ABurritoIncognito
      @ABurritoIncognito 7 лет назад

      soundcloud.com/charloote-and-the-sushi-train/jurassic-park-theme-cover

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 7 лет назад

      soundcloud.com/spaceslug/jurassic-park-theme-song-1 this one's better

    • @nani-ko5177
      @nani-ko5177 7 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/klkJTUlmQ3E/видео.html

  • @somedecidueye7292
    @somedecidueye7292 7 лет назад +230

    This is something actually beautiful. The return of LazyPurple with the assistance of kind people who are willing to listen and have fun to make a video?
    It's moments like this that feel truly wonderful.
    Thank you, LazyPurple and all, and have a wonderful rest of the video year! :D

  • @puglord_9619
    @puglord_9619 4 года назад +52

    "Sleep Paralysis Heavy isn't real, it can't hurt you."
    Sleep Paralysis Heavy: 0:11

  • @ahaminspace
    @ahaminspace 7 лет назад +439

    This is the hardest I've laugh in a while awesome content lazy

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 6 лет назад +1

      A HAM IN SPACE 347 likes and a heart should include a comment

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 5 лет назад +71

    2:31 TF2: The Drunk Invasion

    • @laalaa9443
      @laalaa9443 3 года назад +1

      HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE ANY REPLIES 😆

  • @matthewpeachu
    @matthewpeachu 7 лет назад +1222

    I can't beleive SoundSmith was fake all along.

  • @matthewclarin4182
    @matthewclarin4182 4 года назад +56

    Therapist: "Friendly Heavy doesn't exists in TF2"
    Scout: "Ok, yes I know, it doesn't exis-"
    Heavys: Ah I see you are not a man of culture as well

  • @anetastojoska7415
    @anetastojoska7415 7 лет назад +546

    this video is fucking legendary.

    • @anetastojoska7415
      @anetastojoska7415 7 лет назад +7

      because i am the savior i sell the life insurance.

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 7 лет назад +4

      go away, stop visiting my house or i'm calling the cops

  • @spyshark_5002
    @spyshark_5002 6 лет назад +325

    2:31 The Walking Dem

    • @marymac1245
      @marymac1245 5 лет назад +4

      This is worse then the zombie apocalypse RUN!!!!

    • @harrishunt4545
      @harrishunt4545 5 лет назад +7

      “I DiD wHat I coUld!”

    • @ivian8425
      @ivian8425 4 года назад +1

      @@marymac1245 I don't play TF2 and saw the way some of them were walking, so I actually thought that Zombie Mode existed lmaooooo

  • @B.B.B
    @B.B.B 7 лет назад +1400

    *_R E A L S H I T ? !_*

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 4 года назад +39

    "Sound smith isint real."
    *dissapears instantly*

  • @richardhussar2521
    @richardhussar2521 7 лет назад +70

    Purple is like a CIA secret agent who accidentally slipped up on a mission once and then went into hiding, became a munk, found self consciousness and came back more badass than ever.

  • @bearmaniac191
    @bearmaniac191 7 лет назад +437

    What's the difference between a father and LazyPurple?
    *Lazy actually comes back*

  • @twenty8608
    @twenty8608 7 лет назад +205

    Another video!
    What!
    We have been blessed by Gaben!

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 7 лет назад

      i bet you watch muselk

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 4 года назад +24

    Soundsmith: "Somebody on BLU, just shoot me."
    *Gets instantly gunned down by the entire team*

  • @elios5684
    @elios5684 6 лет назад +176

    3:52 Santa Claus with all his reindeer.

    • @dragonknight3484
      @dragonknight3484 5 лет назад +1

      What's the music tho

    • @vinnyeru
      @vinnyeru 5 лет назад +2

      Dragon Knight minecraft music

    • @deal2888
      @deal2888 5 лет назад +2

      @@dragonknight3484 Erik Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1

  • @bootlegrocky5815
    @bootlegrocky5815 5 лет назад +61

    3:38 a true man’s words

    • @chocolat5883
      @chocolat5883 4 года назад +7

      nah.. i think what is 8:43 the true mann's words

    • @Landonc48
      @Landonc48 4 года назад +1

      Soundsmith: Lazy purple soundsmith isn't screw it lazy purple: soundsmith isn't real

  • @jasonzablan8241
    @jasonzablan8241 5 лет назад +34

    6:00 We lost something.
    Not to worry, we're still flying *half a ship* .

  • @thisisactuallyacownotalamm2080
    @thisisactuallyacownotalamm2080 4 года назад +16

    6:28 this dood just turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @raiser4068
    @raiser4068 7 лет назад +125

    My wet dream
    No random crits.

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 лет назад +6

      Raiser 406 My wet dream is to get random crits when I need them...

    • @uh3622
      @uh3622 7 лет назад +4

      my wet dream is a world where the volcano fragment is useful

    • @GamesAlchemist
      @GamesAlchemist 7 лет назад

      All weapons should be able to headshot for a crit or minicrit...

    • @calvin6235
      @calvin6235 7 лет назад +1

      Raiser 406 its not random though. Its usually at the worst moment just so u can suffer from the attack and get killed unfairly

    • @amagespigott437
      @amagespigott437 7 лет назад +1

      My wet dream is soldier with a rocket DiCk

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 7 лет назад +561

    _It is so clear to me know..._
    3 years ago, Lazypurple mysteriously vanished, without a trace..
    And today, he releases a video in which he makes the ludicrous claim that most people play TF2 for the mechanics and that friendlies don't exist...
    Don't you see?...
    *LAZY PURPLE WAS SENT AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION, AND 3 YEARS LATER, WE RECIEVED THIS NEW LAZYPURPLE FROM A DIMENSION WHERE TF2 IS A SERIOUS COMPETITIVE GAME, AND HE IS STRUGGLING TO RECONCILE HIS MEMORIES WITH THE ONES FROM THIS NEW REALITY!!!*
    *_WE NEED TO SAVE THEM BOTH BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE_*

  • @realPNDR
    @realPNDR 7 лет назад +281

    *Friendlies don’t exist*
    *FriEnDliES DoN’t ExiST*
    *FRIENDLIES DONT EXIST*

  • @sydssolanumsamsys
    @sydssolanumsamsys 4 года назад +5

    surreal
    2:43"the spirit of gabe newell compels you" nice

  • @TheBanjoMann
    @TheBanjoMann 6 лет назад +164

    He wasn't the real soundsmith because there is no soundsmith.

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario 7 лет назад +95

    "Also, I have a Twitter?" **video ends**

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 6 лет назад +101

    4:36 *AND HE NAILS THE FACE-SLIDE!*

  • @snowy2639
    @snowy2639 3 года назад +13

    lazy : " i have a twitter "
    ad : " we have a huge proplem "

  • @erikm5221
    @erikm5221 6 лет назад +52

    I think I may have played with Screamin Eagle on an MvM server once. Had the same eagle head and a sign with a busty girl wearing the eagle head too in front of the American flag. Also something happens with your Holy Mackerel at 6:18 and I'm dying

    • @mayapap4ya
      @mayapap4ya 5 лет назад +2

      That always happens to the Holy Mackerel

    • @alta5205
      @alta5205 5 лет назад

      Kirby Kool the source engine hates the mackeral

  • @CyanLovesYou
    @CyanLovesYou 5 лет назад +87

    Therapist: friendlies aren’t real, they can’t hurt you
    Friendlies:
    {\_/}
    ( • .•)
    /> 🥪
    Laughs in sandvich-talk

    • @bobby-dg7wk
      @bobby-dg7wk 5 лет назад

      WAAAAAAAA EEEEEWWW

    • @CrySmore
      @CrySmore 4 года назад

      They still won't hurt you, though.

  • @callumgardiner2861
    @callumgardiner2861 7 лет назад +118

    I'm never gonna sleep again

    •  6 лет назад

      Rusty Dog why not?

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 6 лет назад +1

      This is a stuff of nightmare.

  • @jeninimas
    @jeninimas 4 года назад +36

    0:29
    "Wait, it's all sandvich?"
    Heavies: "Always has been."

  • @donkersif7770
    @donkersif7770 7 лет назад +925

    Tf2s weirdness is what makes it better than overwatch

    • @uuj4rghjhuuuuuj
      @uuj4rghjhuuuuuj 7 лет назад +5

      Blackvenom no...

    • @FatherGibus
      @FatherGibus 7 лет назад +105

      No but as they are different games designed around a certain play style but tf2's wierdness make it more fun and enjoyable than overwatch competitive.

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 7 лет назад +67

      the only reason it's even "competetive" is because the prize pot is huge and because esports games are trendy nowadays, overwatch honestly doesn't have the game mechanics that turn it into a proper competitive game
      FUCKe made a good video on esports ruclips.net/video/G3cCr-1UPaU/видео.html

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 7 лет назад +29

      No. What might be making it better the Overwatch is the fact that it has less characters, but much more customization for their play style, while OW doesn’t even let you customize abilities and stuff.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 7 лет назад +17

      Sparky Grimm Mess is fun. Also, it is Blizzard’s job to balance it out. I mean... I have much more fun playing Heroes of The Storm more then Overwatch - at least there every game may be different depending on the traits you choose. No such thing in Overwatch, which is funny, because Overwatch characters are present in HotS.

  • @cheb5017
    @cheb5017 7 лет назад +222

    Screamin' Eagle's Concious objector was censored...
    *Will we ever know the secret or was it just hentai?*

    • @Koopastomper
      @Koopastomper 7 лет назад +8

      I really want to know too

    • @darkychao
      @darkychao 7 лет назад +114

      judging by what's visible for a few seconds i'd say that it's a nude anthro bald eagle holding an M16 in front of an American flag background

    • @Koopastomper
      @Koopastomper 7 лет назад +57

      Patriotic as heck

    • @darkychao
      @darkychao 7 лет назад +57

      actually it might be an anthro bald eagle in a bikini top and jean shorts and a green cap with an AR15 hanging on her right shoulder by its strap saluting in front of an American flag background.
      It's kinda hard to tell.

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 7 лет назад +31

      This is where i'd say "probably so youtube wouldn't demonetize the video or something" but youtube demonetizes every video until most of the views it'll ever get are gone.
      Can't wait to hear about how videos are being re-demonetized the moment there's a resurgence on a video or something.

  • @Supershadow301
    @Supershadow301 7 лет назад +21

    That Banana scarfed jiggle eyed pyro is just the best thing that ever existed.
    One day, I hope to find an unusual banana. And that day, every single class will look idiotic wearing not only that banana, but also themed cosmetics and weapons.
    *I already have a strange spec ks banana airstrike.*

  • @ebreshea1337
    @ebreshea1337 3 года назад +4

    6:25 "You are excluded from all activities because of your ridiculous appearance". I felt that.

  • @doktorfickle2077
    @doktorfickle2077 6 лет назад +9

    0:50
    oh my god... what I wouldn't give to see dedede's artistic perfection displayed to stand out amongst such a crowd

  • @usaccdecks8363
    @usaccdecks8363 7 лет назад +16

    "LAZY PURPLE. SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL"-Soundsmith 2017

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 7 лет назад

      that one strange guy
      *Cue classic soundsmith suicide randomly*

  • @ihsaningersoll9232
    @ihsaningersoll9232 7 лет назад +16

    >rip sound smith, hasn't uploaded in a week
    >self-aware comedy

  • @BURZUMY3ah
    @BURZUMY3ah 2 года назад +1

    1:11 i love how when he picks up the sandvich. The hoovies came for him.

  • @ateasewiththecheese2140
    @ateasewiththecheese2140 6 лет назад +65

    When you realize that you aren't looking at santa and his reindeer
    *But a bunch of tf2 players dancing once more although they're in the air*

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 5 лет назад +23

    “I hope he gets a hit.”
    “And kills us all.”
    -Waffle the ostrich 2017

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 лет назад +171

    And so lazy purple went on to banish all friendlys to his silly servers, where they will eat sandviches for all eternity

  • @paraphidd
    @paraphidd 4 года назад +3

    1:41 It’s the fly!
    Let’s go to Egypt!
    *YES!*

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 лет назад +43

    That fucking Dedede sign...

    • @Toxic_Drummer
      @Toxic_Drummer 7 лет назад +3

      Thanks for noticing my sign ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @soupcanister7941
      @soupcanister7941 7 лет назад

      Toxic_Drummer mind if i straight up copy that haha

    • @Marluxiaify
      @Marluxiaify 7 лет назад

      Neo Machine dedede sign? Where?

  • @skylarquestionmark
    @skylarquestionmark 7 лет назад +281

    Is it just me or does he sound like Star_ (now Ster) random times

    • @Alex-gj7oh
      @Alex-gj7oh 7 лет назад +1

      Skylar ya

    • @Nine-Oh-Five
      @Nine-Oh-Five 7 лет назад +16

      Skylar cant unhear it

    • @Beef_Strokinoff
      @Beef_Strokinoff 7 лет назад +115

      Always thought that.
      Only difference is that LazyPurple is relevant again.

    • @Phelan666
      @Phelan666 7 лет назад +53

      Twitch: where youtubers go to die.

    • @ConSolo29
      @ConSolo29 7 лет назад +62

      Yellow King hey, jerma is doing great

  • @misterded8962
    @misterded8962 7 лет назад +114

    5:44 i actualy died

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 6 лет назад +4

      mister ded fitting name.

    • @04tonka
      @04tonka 6 лет назад +1

      That is lowkey one of the best lazy purple clips in my opinion *fresh joke*

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 3 года назад +4

    5:10
    A flying ostrich throwing piss at people...

  • @Cobrastan
    @Cobrastan 7 лет назад +8

    now THIS is the quality content i've waited years for

  • @glitchy8290
    @glitchy8290 6 лет назад +43

    New horror movie: The purple Nightmare

  • @pad420
    @pad420 7 лет назад +37

    I'm so glad you're recording again. Good TF2 content is back.

  • @nikki6586
    @nikki6586 2 года назад +1

    1:12 Don't worry, it's all an dream, just keep on playing tf2 on your pc

  • @beatfreak3894
    @beatfreak3894 7 лет назад +106

    Lazypurple is like the messiah of TF2. In the span of time he was gone, we lost Star and Jerma, then we thought the TF2 Jesus Muselk would save us, but then he died for our sins for Overwatch, and when the world needed him most, Lazypurple came down from the heavens to save the Tf2 youtube community.

    • @nuraliafitri2151
      @nuraliafitri2151 6 лет назад +1

      You're right. Muselk is only up for the views. He do what is trending, now he's up to Fortnite.

    • @anger_birb
      @anger_birb 6 лет назад

      YOOOO

  • @RedBearOffical
    @RedBearOffical 5 лет назад +25

    5:46 OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU NANL
    Then Lazy Died The End

  • @karambadodox
    @karambadodox 7 лет назад +93

    I am so happy tf2 is not competitive. If it were, people would stop playing for fun, instead, just play to win, get salty etc.
    I love to just play because I want to experience a silly weapon or playstyle

    • @neongarcia5183
      @neongarcia5183 7 лет назад +1

      karambadodox ikr official servers are used to have fun no one tries

    • @Nayrzabear
      @Nayrzabear 7 лет назад +2

      Depends on the map, i was doing elite soldier contract on 2 fort (i mean 2 of the goals are basically get a shit ton of kills 1 life). And most of Blu team started bitch for the match to end in chat, so most of red went engi, pyro, and medic to turtle and spew mr. bones wild ride memes in chat.

    • @PanRokador
      @PanRokador 7 лет назад +1

      And then there's competitive everyone hates.

    • @treenaturtle1585
      @treenaturtle1585 7 лет назад +1

      And that kids is why TF2 is better than Counter Strike

    • @imasepan
      @imasepan 7 лет назад

      I like to think tf2 and overwatch are interlinked-tf2 being the fun part and Overwatch being the serious part.

  • @oferzilberman5049
    @oferzilberman5049 4 года назад +7

    "And everyone fucking dies: The anime"
    God I love this man

  • @mintcey
    @mintcey 6 лет назад +7

    6:57 that's one sexy eagle on that there sign.

  • @aroach4689
    @aroach4689 5 лет назад +10

    The best part about this is that the bloopers are longer than the video itself.

  • @luce6764
    @luce6764 7 лет назад +50

    Santa Clause's existence was the only thing holding Lazy Purple's crippled mental together from falling apart completely.
    Now he suffers from every day nightmares of his trauma of SoundSmith destroying the one existence that was keeping him functional. We can only hope he does not cripple to the point he can't make videos because that would be a load of succ for us.

  • @Sirebellum1337
    @Sirebellum1337 3 года назад +17

    4:30 This is a prime example of why you shouldn't yell "somebody call 911!" in an emergency. A bunch of people will do it, or everyone will think someone else will do it, so nobody does. In a situation like this, you should always point to a random person and tell them specifically to call 911

  • @dr.chipotle7940
    @dr.chipotle7940 7 лет назад +15

    rip soundsmith, hasnt uploaded in 4 hours

  • @SamCardCounter
    @SamCardCounter 7 лет назад +9

    1:23 When Reimu isnt at th shrine

  • @littlefieryone2825
    @littlefieryone2825 7 лет назад +8

    0:05
    I'm already scared.

  • @3mberrose588
    @3mberrose588 3 года назад

    thx so much for putting gymnopedie in the desc. i have been searching for this song its so pretty

  • @fishymael
    @fishymael 6 лет назад +6

    This video is more then half bloopers.
    I love it.