I showed this to my older sister who knows nothing except who spy was about tf2 and now that we have the game she still calls them Boston, Potis, hard hat jones etc.
@@evee_evvillamar4477 yeah I'm not complaining. i try not to like say "aw a sniper killed me" because I don't want her to know what they are actually called lmao
NeosCity At the end of a dark tunnel in this world, lies a fountain. This fountain was forged by the lifeforce of impish dwarves that are the predecessors of the Ugandan Knuckles. Find this fountain and revive the meme!
I literally sent this to my brother who didn’t know anything about TF2 and he stared at me and said “you really are an idiot for obsessing over this series.”
No you know why your hamburger order comes out wrong at McDonalds drive thru... Order taken by Miss Pauling, Cooked by Soldier, Wrapped by Pootis and then handed to you by Scout (who is also dating that Bioshock chick)
Can I just say I appreciate how much work went into the captions? You got italics, you got multiple colors, you got the names of all the songs that are playing, you even got a meme or two and I just wanna say thank you to the people who did the captions you guys are underappreciated and you knocked it out of the park also low key can somebody show me how to upload color captions
Hi, I'm the guy who did the captions! Tysm for appreciating em! You can look up videos and forums about Aegisub and YTsubconverter online, since those were the programs I used to make and help upload the captions :D
Ironically, Heavy did turn out to be an intellectual, and probably the guy with the second most credentials, next to the Engineer, of course. What a whacky plot twist!
5:09 imagine his neighbours minding their own business and all of a sudden they hear: "I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER! DUNUDNDUDNUDNDUNDUDUDNDODNDODUDNDDUNDUN"
Obviously booger bread is better or they wouldn’t be selling it. He was shocked because the guy said it was “regular bread” and pootis realized that he essentially got a discount for the booger bread
Dude, do you even eat boogers? Of course pootis is eating boogers because boogers are so funny and yummy dude tell me pls that u eat boogers if u don't ur not cool
Completely lost it at "... then he steals the glasses that'll let him see the map to the cheesburger of lost legends" wow, how did i miss out on this lore, glad this video caught me up
First thought "Oh Uncle Dane does a Video about the shorts. " It starts pretty well, then gets to a interesting explanation what the shorts are about and then turns into the best Voice Over I ever heard.
"coach! we got to the helicopter! we're gonna make it!" "but i never got my burger tank cheeseburger..." "what?" "remember me..." *runs out of the chopper into the horde*
Honestly I love how Dane is serious in most videos and then in this video he's all EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heavy- Pootis Solider- Private Ryan Engineer- Hard Hat Jones Demoman- Pirate Scout- Boston The Quick Fast Boy Wonder Sniper- William Cheese Spy- The Hamburgaler Medic- Dr.Krentas Pyro- The Gas Man
This discovery is at a horrible time at least for the United States right now. I got to tell you I was laughing so hard when I saw that. I wasn't spoiled and was just watching the video with subs and omg was that a shocking discovery
Archimedes: uhhh i dont think this is a good idea medic: SHUT UP PIGEON **thump** medic: **iconic evil villain laugh** medic: lets go get a *cheese burger*
4:04 Hamburglar: Hey Dr. Krentus, what do you call a pig that does karate? Dr. Krentus: I don't know Hamburglar: Pork, Chop! Dr. Krentus: Hey that's actually funn- *Neck Breaks*
6:01 completely blindsided me, and had me freaking rolling. And the "Apple jack is *clearly-"* just made it so much better in an indescribable way. This video was beautiful, 10/10. Ps: *The Pink One is the best pony you can't den-*
@@mapleflag6518 Nah, The Pyro is obviously the correct one in this case. You and Spy can fawn over Rarity, but the Pink One, the supreme Overponk, will always reign (heh) supreme!
@@otsu3011 I wasn't implying anything rude sorry i didnt know my reply came out like that but you didint need to be and jerk about it for something as small as a reply i made
The judge gets a green card that has 2 words. They pick one and the rest put in a red card they think is the closest to the word. In this case it was smelly so you put in a red card that has something smelly.
Movie List Pootis Origins: 0:31 Shaving private Ryan: 1:00 Private Ryan 2, Hard hat Jones: 1:41 Pirates journey: 2:12 The adventures of Boston, the rise of quick fast boy wonder: 2:43 William Cheese: 3:12 The rise of the Hamburgerlar: 3:38 Dr. Krentues origins: 4:25 The Gas Man, A twisted life: 5:29 Christmas with the Yanks: 6:07 Team Buddies 2: 7:35
Bell-Awesome The reason he is now mean it’s because somebody accidentally dropped some of them and now there are some sharp edges on his shoulders because his head is now missing because he has the Glassman get it XD
I have a genuine plot for Christmas with the yanks. -Hard Hat Jones makes a snowball launcher out of a T-shirt canon, replacing the guns. -Boston’s dad used to go to the opposing school when he was younger. -Pootis just moved into town from the sunny areas in the country, which is why it’s his first time experiencing a winter wonderland. -Boston and Pootis genuinely hated each other at the beginning of the movie, but grew to tolerate each other. -Billy Cheese actually suggested yellow snow at some point, but not even the other school thought it was cool, so they didn’t let him into the snowball team. -They thought that Gas-Man would take the snowball fight TOO far, so they didn’t let him on the team. -The opposing school started the snowball fight because of a bet Private Ryan made out of spite because of this one kid he really hated, and that’s how they got into the snowball situation. And that’s all I have. I imagine it being one of those animated 90s movies that you’d get from a store, or it would air on Nickelodeon.
Under-appreciated jokes: “Overmunch” List of egregious things in the TF2 shorts: - pissing in jars - heads getting blown off - holes in peoples’ chests that lead to hell itself - birds Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite wearing glasses “some of my favorite musics have guitars in them” Blu Heavy being called Stacy “Pirate will literally kill people to get out of an awkward conversation” YMCA blasting over Billy Cheese’s pelvic thrusts Billy Cheese being the keeper of the cheese key The perfect comedic timing of “SHUT UP PIGEON” **thunk** The fact that Archimedes, the dove, is actually NAMED “Pigeon” - like, that’s not just a slur, that’s genuinely what Dr. Crentist named him The cover art for Doctor Crentist: Origins in Uncle’s pinned comment Boston saying ‘glassman’ instead of gasman Pootis’s perfectly cut scream 7:33 “You wanna go into my new paaants with me?” “...............ye” “Go play with your grenades in the corner” Hard-Hat Jones: “us grown-ups are talking here” Hard-Hat Jones 5 seconds later: “peepee poopoo lol” The term “booger bread,” in general The bucket scene being turned into a game of Apples to Apples “the movie wins the Golden Globe for Best Oscar”
"In reality the gas man is actually a really cool guy, he basically just runs around blowing bubbles in people's faces and *locking them up in airtight present's"*
![The Art of Spychecking [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M9kmE82QYQg/mqdefault.jpg)
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Uncle Dane Why
Will you sing all star again?
same
"The Ducks... oh no NOT THE DUCKS!!!""
the f*cking Michael J. Fox made me cry laughing
Imagine if nobody has watched a TF2 "meet the team" video before and they see this
I won’t like this comment because it has 69 likes
edit: wow now this comment has 5k likes, and yes I did like it now
I showed this to my older sister who knows nothing except who spy was about tf2 and now that we have the game she still calls them Boston, Potis, hard hat jones etc.
Lmao
@@auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718 i mean. Its still pretty damn accurate
@@evee_evvillamar4477 yeah I'm not complaining. i try not to like say "aw a sniper killed me" because I don't want her to know what they are actually called lmao
I feel like uncle Dane was just recorded playing with his tf2 action figures.
Do u no da wae
cheesejam do you know that that meme is ded?
Do you know the way to revive it
NeosCity At the end of a dark tunnel in this world, lies a fountain. This fountain was forged by the lifeforce of impish dwarves that are the predecessors of the Ugandan Knuckles. Find this fountain and revive the meme!
@@sayhallo3769 I am never dead brudda. Just resting.
"Pirate will literally kill anyone to get out of an awkward conversation"
"Mall this FUCKERS"
Why are you picking on me?
Ooh, he might be me
@@bigcanca2131 MEMERS assamble !!!!!
Relatable
I like how this starts out as a recap and slowly turns into more of a dub.
4:54
,, *lets go get a*
*cheeseburger!* "
- the most scariest medic line ever
😆😆😆😆😆😆
"Dr crentis super size me dude" and "IMMA GET A CHEESEBURGER" are strangely badass
If this voice line was real I'd shit my pants from fear and hysteria each time I heard it
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
oh sorry you scared me!
I can just hear in my head in medics voice let’s go get a cheeseburger and it’s the funniest shit alive
I literally sent this to my brother who didn’t know anything about TF2 and he stared at me and said “you really are an idiot for obsessing over this series.”
I did the same with my sister and we finally got the game and she still thinks heir names are pootis, Boston, William cheese etc.
Lmfao
@@auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718 lmao did she ever find out their real names?
@@vibe3063 i fucking hope so
@@vibe3063 she only knows Spy, Scout, Heavy, Medic, and Sniper but she don’t know who sniper is she just knows he exists
Even 3 years later, the comedy still holds up perfectly.
watch it once a month!
Hm, maybe.
yes approved
That's because nothing changed for tf2 in those 3 years
@@fomod_ ew
5:09 I love how one of the most epic moments in tf2 history is sumed up by heavy saying "I'm gonna get a cheeseburger"
Wait, do you mean pootis? Who the hell is heavy?
Even though it's the dumbest thing I've seen all day, I was in stitches the whole video. fuckin great work Dane.
Thanks, GC
reminds me of dunkey
Uncle Dane I feel like you're messing with us when you said 'A new short is coming out soon' in the description
this is so funny i love it
@John Jeff - Nah, it's true. The TF team recently said in an interview that they're releasing a new short with the next major update.
I think the best part about this video is how Uncle Dane talks so clearly that the auto generated subtitles work.
Overgeek Gaming what!?
George Moran watching with subtitles. He is right
8:37
heh.
I Agree
PLEASE STAY AWAY TO HEAVEN FREE BIRD FREE BIRD
Uncle Dane, you would make Dunkey proud.
Obama Care yes he would
Obama Care more like Uncle DUNKEY GOTEEM
Ankle Dane is a veri goot dunkle man
More Daneky
Ze insane Medic :D
8:39 That Soldier impression was flawless, not gonna lie
No you know why your hamburger order comes out wrong at McDonalds drive thru... Order taken by Miss Pauling, Cooked by Soldier, Wrapped by Pootis and then handed to you by Scout (who is also dating that Bioshock chick)
MrPaladin POOOOOOTIIIIIISSSSSEEEDDDDD HAMBUGLAR HERE
MrPaladin hi dad!
i see why this vid has views ms p is here
+Vic2 mr p
who the fuck is scout
“MALL THIS FUCKERS!”
my favorite line in anything ever.
Naw man how bout “pirates will kill to get out of an awkward situation “
HEY WHO ORDERED A FUCKIN PIZZA?
Maul this fuckerss
5:05 is better
2:37
Pauling: "What? Did you say you wanted to go into my new pants with me?"
Scout: *this will work*
Uhh..y e a h.
Problem?
Sorry I can’t hear you I gotta go
I guess it kinda worked
Very well
Can I just say I appreciate how much work went into the captions? You got italics, you got multiple colors, you got the names of all the songs that are playing, you even got a meme or two and I just wanna say thank you to the people who did the captions you guys are underappreciated and you knocked it out of the park
also low key can somebody show me how to upload color captions
Hi, I'm the guy who did the captions! Tysm for appreciating em!
You can look up videos and forums about Aegisub and YTsubconverter online, since those were the programs I used to make and help upload the captions :D
@@DinoBoiRex ik this is from a year ago but ilysm man
i miss community captions
Doctor crentist gameing
Scout = "Boston"
Soldier = "Private Ryan"
Pyro = "The Gasman"
Demoman = "Pirate"
Heavy = "Pootis"
Engineer = "Hardhat Jones"
Medic = "Dr. Crentist"
Sniper = "William Cheese"
Spy = "The Hamburglar"
I'm proud of you, Uncle Dane. So very proud of you.
Miss Pauling = "Elizabeth"
@@tasertag7513 oh yeah yeah
Taser Tag it’s Elizabeth from bioshock wearing glasses.
@@anotherhuman8938 Makes sense.
heavy is pooter 9000 you gaywad
Ironically, Heavy did turn out to be an intellectual, and probably the guy with the second most credentials, next to the Engineer, of course. What a whacky plot twist!
And the fact the red spy is red scout's real daddy.
@@MrDamning "your dad dissapears often"
-Heavy to scout
@@aisir3725 More trivia, Heavy is Soldier's brother in law too right?
@@MrDamning shhhhh nooo its Tom Jones. shhhhh
Medic should be smart enough to the point Heavy agreed to letting the Medic operate on him while he was awake.
“Pirate will literally kill people to avoid a conversation”
RELATABLE
wait what
wot
MALL THIS FUCKER my favorite quote
Pirate is pretty based ngl
omg lmao i do this all the time!!!!11!!
I love Engineer has Uncle Dane's voice, so immersive
5:09
imagine his neighbours minding their own business and all of a sudden they hear:
"I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER! DUNUDNDUDNUDNDUNDUDUDNDODNDODUDNDDUNDUN"
DR. KRENTUS, SUPERSIZE ME DUDE
I GOT YOU FAM
Man that party last week was crazy
“Doctor! Upsize my fries!”
@@triggered8079 "top ten moments before cheeseburgers"*
You just made me yell this out loud in a fuckin drive thru
6:55 perfect door opening sound
*E*
Fucking amazing
Husk is the best drunken uncle change my mind
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqqquo
Alright Husk, you drunk, flying grumpy cat
8:49 heavy notices boogers are in his bread, looks shocked, then goes back to eating his bread
Wow!
Obviously booger bread is better or they wouldn’t be selling it. He was shocked because the guy said it was “regular bread” and pootis realized that he essentially got a discount for the booger bread
Dude, do you even eat boogers? Of course pootis is eating boogers because boogers are so funny and yummy dude tell me pls that u eat boogers if u don't ur not cool
Rufus The Hunal Prophet I eat and make a fresh batch of booger bread everyday
They are tumors
i love how “i’ll make ya walk the plank” is synced with pirate putting the bottle down (2:20)
8:49 i cant tell if my sense of humor is breaking down or im losing brainsells
the first option
The second one seeing how you spells braincells wrong
@@pancakes4795 hmmmm
french toast i think it effect you too as you spelled spelled wrong
@@timedargonslayer B-)
Completely lost it at "... then he steals the glasses that'll let him see the map to the cheesburger of lost legends" wow, how did i miss out on this lore, glad this video caught me up
Jag ochso
HAYYY WHO ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA
*_SUPERSIZE ME DUDE_*
*_I GOTCHU FAM_*
IM GOING TO GET A CHESDE BURGER
That’ll be $5.89 at the next window
Dunununununuuuuuuu nununuununuduuuuuuu dudududu
DANANANAANANAAN DAAA NANANAANAA NANANANANA
I started laughing at that point.
Then he wrestles _p o o t i s_ for a baloney sandvich.
DAHHHH-
First thought "Oh Uncle Dane does a Video about the shorts. "
It starts pretty well, then gets to a interesting explanation what the shorts are about and then turns into the best Voice Over I ever heard.
Dane*
@@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 My mistake. Thx for correcting
this is the greatest video I've ever watched
Check out Videogamedunkey if you haven't, this video was inspired by his Halo Recap series.
goodest*
Sir Pie no, greatest.
JackWhoDoesMusic It's called a joke. Learn what it is.
Me: goes downstairs to get a midnight snack
That one stair: 6:56
lol relatable
Waowaaaaaaa
My stairs go 7:33
@박승주 I have normal stairs and 1 super loud floorboard.
7:09 my entire floor sounds like this
Everyone: trying to survive a zombie apocalypse
Coach: 5:09
MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH
I hope that helecopter is made of chocolate.
"coach! we got to the helicopter! we're gonna make it!"
"but i never got my burger tank cheeseburger..."
"what?"
"remember me..." *runs out of the chopper into the horde*
One man cheese burger apocalypse
Following Team Buddies 2 comes End of the Pine Tree, which involves Boston fighting his train of thought and subconscious, which consists of ducks.
XD
Is that a reference to what I think it is?
Me: Opens up door to let in fresh air
Everyone else on the airplane: 7:34
Underated comment
👌😄🤙
And the- -human people- -are gone
hahhaha LMAO
I had my volume way to high for this
5:06 has just the best energy
Beesechurger
Dr Crentist supersize me dude!
I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER!!!!
I fucking cried in that part
3:39
I need an animated movie based off this story
now
THIS STORY SUCKS!!
@@MurriciTerceiro *blows spy's fucking head off*
@@HuneeBruh hamburguler*
@@Ashrustic yeah sorry
@@Ashrustic r/confidentlyincorrect
It’s actually Hamburglar.
3:21 this is the best backstory ever
This is a serious WTF moment
@@TitanEaterOfCrayons yes
gay bruv moment
@@intestinalobstructiongamin157 yes
Menacing Duke 241 yes
Ive rewatched this so many times ive forgotten the words to the original shorts
10th time Ive watched this
Who ordered a fuckin pizza
What do you mean? This IS the original version. Valve just stole it from Dane and changed the words.
My short was stolen
HEY, WHO ORDERED A FUKIN PIZZA?
Me
Me
That line kills me everytime
Me
I ORDERED CHEESEBUGGAS
This is dunkey type humor at its finest, and I love you’re spin on it
8:54 the heavy just eating his sandvich while engi explains why he put boogers in all their bread.
You mean hard hat jones
@@breagle4525 and pootis
@@BapGap *Pooter 9000
Bu-bu-bu-bu-boogers.
"so thats why this sandvich tastes funny"
"The movie wins the Golden Globe for best Oscar."
I didn’t even realize that’s what he said XD
XD
Pigeon: uh idk about that
Medic: *SHUT UP PIGEON*
*proceeds to throw the heart at the pigeon
Hahaha
L E T S G O G E T A C H E E S E B U R G E R
That part floors me everytime
4:48 here's the timestamp yourwelcome
@@nicebroskielads2716 HEEEEYY WHO ORDERED A PIZZA
@@Kim-rg8yg Alright gentle men you know the word today is smelly. The word today is smelly.
4 years later and i still memorized a good chunk of this monologue
7:34 "swipez has joined"
The EEEEEEEE sene goes on from 6:55 to 7:10 uncle Dane hade to go EEEEEEEEEEEE for 15 seconds I truly think that Dane went insane during recording
Honestly I love how Dane is serious in most videos and then in this video he's all EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like the satisfying KCHOHH at the end of it
@@maxhay9098 well...I... Don't know how to feel about that
Looking back this honestly seems like something uncle Dane would do
Heavy- Pootis
Solider- Private Ryan
Engineer- Hard Hat Jones
Demoman- Pirate
Scout- Boston The Quick Fast Boy Wonder
Sniper- William Cheese
Spy- The Hamburgaler
Medic- Dr.Krentas
Pyro- The Gas Man
yes.
I'm a pirate main
*Pyro - Glass Man
He changes the names mid-anything
Miss Pauling - Elizabeth from Bioshock wearing glasses
8:37’s delivery is so funny
6:22
Even though this is fan made. It would make a really good movie.
too bad the critics would say it's awful.
@@memebot4320 Yeah but the plot that Uncle Dan the sentry man is saying would make an amazing movie
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun wowowowowowowow now you fucked up we are the masters of the snowball fights AHHHHHHHHHH (mvm in a nut shell)
"Golden Globe for best Oscar"
almost shit myself
FLAIR stfu nobosy jnows you fleid rfleir*lol
FLAIR is that really you
u should have ordered a happy meal
8:37 Uncle Dane:b-b-boogers
Subtitles: the n word
This discovery is at a horrible time at least for the United States right now.
I got to tell you I was laughing so hard when I saw that. I wasn't spoiled and was just watching the video with subs and omg was that a shocking discovery
*Wait thats illegal
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU DON'T YOU LIKE SAYING THE N-WORD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
ill kick your ass if you say no!
Thanks youtube
B-b-b-b b NI--
6:55 when you punch an enderman by accident.
underrated lol
10:43 HEY MA!! I'M ON TV!
You mean youtube
Yep lol
@@freddyfazbear5837 I use RUclips on my tv
nice congrats
Sick!
"You wanna go in my new pants with me?"
"Yeah"- Boston 20XX
Hayden Hauser tf2 is set in the 50s-60s ur time period is wrong
@@AAsponsor 60s-70s
I never thought the sentence “Let’s go get a cheeseburger” could sound so menacing
I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER! actually makes the video better
I have a bind that says let's go get a cheese burger every time I uber.
"Pooter 9000 slowly realises Dr Crentist had found a way to outsmart boolet'
I'm confused, you just re-uploaded the entirety of TF2's lore and changed nothing?
I know, looks like uncle dan just got lazy
Ikr this is the exact lore of tf2
XD yes this is 100% tf2 lore
Yeah but he didn’t talk about taxton whale
Because it was a recap
Archimedes: uhhh i dont think this is a good idea
medic: SHUT UP PIGEON
**thump**
medic: **iconic evil villain laugh**
medic: lets go get a *cheese burger*
DR KRENTIS, SUPER SIZE ME DUDE
I GOT CHU FAM
“IM GOING TO GET A CHEESE BURGER”
4:04
Hamburglar: Hey Dr. Krentus, what do you call a pig that does karate?
Dr. Krentus: I don't know
Hamburglar: Pork, Chop!
Dr. Krentus: Hey that's actually funn-
*Neck Breaks*
Nice lol
That joke really cracked me up. He He he KILL ME
N N N N N NECKSNAP
it’s crentist
Auto generated subtiles like to call him dr. crunch ass (4:58)
6:01 completely blindsided me, and had me freaking rolling. And the "Apple jack is *clearly-"* just made it so much better in an indescribable way. This video was beautiful, 10/10.
Ps: *The Pink One is the best pony you can't den-*
Clearly Rarity (the white one with the purple mane and the unicorn horn) is best horse girl.
@@mapleflag6518 Nah, The Pyro is obviously the correct one in this case. You and Spy can fawn over Rarity, but the Pink One, the supreme Overponk, will always reign (heh) supreme!
Aha! No.. no… You’re mistaken…
FlutterShy is obviously the best!
4:49 this make me laugh every time
Yea me too
Same
P I G E O N
So it can be easier to click-
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moon_ghost _boy god bless you magnificent basted
I lost my shit at, "lets go get a cheeseburger."
shadowknuxadventure2 I lost mine at MALL THIS FUCKERS!
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I Obviously did not copy and paste this this took me so long
DOCTOR KRENTUS SUPERSIZE ME
I GOT YOU FAM!
RAAAAH, I'M GONNA GET a CHEESEBURGER!
same
Evolution of pootis names
One: pootis
Two: pooter
Three: pooter nine thousand
Four: poot-tang
Beautiful!
you missed pootie tang
And of course the pootiest
Hey doctor crentist! Supersize me dude!
I gotchu fam!
I’m gonna get a cheeseburger!
You missed Stacie
Pooter man
This is the greatest piece of dunkey fanfiction ever created
8:38 THAT WAS TEH BEST SOILDER IMPRESSION EEEEEVVVVEEEEERRRR
B B B B Boogers
wdym the soldier said it not uncle Dane
Impression?
Who is soldier? Is that what Private Ryan is called in the international version
Well i guess we have to make uncle dane the new rick may...
3:13 that escalated quickly
8:39 you sound like the real soldier for a moment
Right
Hey who orderd a FUKING PIZZA
@@zcorb4127 lol
Soldier is dead
@@Pimap Ik, i just heard it today.
Today is a sad day.
"us adults are talking here" 5 seconds later "basically i put buggers in all our bread, why? well because buggers are funny"
This has to be one of Dunkey's best videos
What?
I thought that too lol
@@reckusg.s7122 get out
@@otsu3011 I wasn't implying anything rude sorry i didnt know my reply came out like that but you didint need to be and jerk about it for something as small as a reply i made
@@otsu3011 wtf? Is your problem
9:13 i love how demoman is confused how to play apples to apples
Just like me
Guys please help i dont know how to play it either
The judge gets a green card that has 2 words. They pick one and the rest put in a red card they think is the closest to the word. In this case it was smelly so you put in a red card that has something smelly.
@@sparko3178 I must say, "eat my butt you shitman" is closest to smelly
@@Fytrzaczek21 tak się gra na pewno?Bo z kolegami chcemy zagrać.
@@f8pie XD
Jeśli naprawdę chcecie zagrać, to poszukajcie jeszcze gdzieś w necie poradników. Generalnie kolega Enrico wyjaśnił dobrze sprawę.
Anyway the word is "smelly"
*HEY WHO ORDERD A FUHCKIN PETZA*
PIZEH
Mini_Radio I W A N T B 0 0 G 3 R B R 3 A D
boogers
Make it BONELESS
ya
"Explain a film badly"
Uncle Dane: Hold my sentry
10:20 “Golden globe for the best Oscar” lol
The best award a movie can get
I saw nothing wrong
i don’t get it
400th like
@@joonkim5536 the "golden globe" and a "oscar" are 2 seperate awards. So hes just saying "it won an award for best award"
Movie List
Pootis Origins: 0:31
Shaving private Ryan: 1:00
Private Ryan 2, Hard hat Jones: 1:41
Pirates journey: 2:12
The adventures of Boston, the rise of quick fast boy wonder: 2:43
William Cheese: 3:12
The rise of the Hamburgerlar: 3:38
Dr. Krentues origins: 4:25
The Gas Man, A twisted life: 5:29
Christmas with the Yanks: 6:07
Team Buddies 2: 7:35
Thanks, I needed this
its hamburglar
Crentist, right? Like from The Office
isnt it krentis?
Ancle Dane is vury good animate main
Ancle Dane is vury good shetpost main
Darcy Buckle ancle dan is verly gud animet man
Ancle dan is animets #1 fan
Ancle dan sed I can hav a vintij kratzkrag, can I hav a vintij kratzkrag?
Ancle Dane is vury gud shit-tak main.
The animation (videos) were made by Valve not by Uncle Dane.
EpicRobotoMan Films Are you kidding me. He was joking
The "lets go get a cheese burger" makes me laugh soooo hard and I've watched this like 7 times
8:01 you wanna go to my new pants with me?
yeah
I laugh every time I see that part
jarrod wilson I laugh at the Dr Krentus Supersize Me!
My Nickker Me, at the Heavy's "AAAAAAAAAA" in the MvM trailer.
Zxo Pink q
OH man TF2 is the best point and click adventure I've ever played.
Fancysaurus technically every shooter is a point and click. you point at the bad guys and click to shoot.
Fancysaurus Dude TF2 is so much more than point and click (cough cough COD cough cough)
5:46 “ uh um scarred of the GLASS man”
“Because he used to be nice, but now he’s mean!”
in reality the glass man is a pretty cool guy
Scout like guzzling glass,
Glahss? Who gibes a shit about glahss?
Bell-Awesome The reason he is now mean it’s because somebody accidentally dropped some of them and now there are some sharp edges on his shoulders because his head is now missing because he has the Glassman get it XD
almost 6 years later this is still gold
8:37 captions say THE N W O R D
What the fuck
Oh my-
Bdog RUclips out there dropping the hard r.
Medic got the n-word pass from Demo
SHET
In some crazy AU, this video is a 100% accurate reflection of the TF2 "series."
"My favorite class is the Hamburgular. Have fun."
"we put super size into the game to prevent stalemates and change the flow of the game"
what do you mean au? this is 100% accurate
I have a genuine plot for Christmas with the yanks.
-Hard Hat Jones makes a snowball launcher out of a T-shirt canon, replacing the guns.
-Boston’s dad used to go to the opposing school when he was younger.
-Pootis just moved into town from the sunny areas in the country, which is why it’s his first time experiencing a winter wonderland.
-Boston and Pootis genuinely hated each other at the beginning of the movie, but grew to tolerate each other.
-Billy Cheese actually suggested yellow snow at some point, but not even the other school thought it was cool, so they didn’t let him into the snowball team.
-They thought that Gas-Man would take the snowball fight TOO far, so they didn’t let him on the team.
-The opposing school started the snowball fight because of a bet Private Ryan made out of spite because of this one kid he really hated, and that’s how they got into the snowball situation.
And that’s all I have. I imagine it being one of those animated 90s movies that you’d get from a store, or it would air on Nickelodeon.
This is by far my favorite Dunkey Video
1:53 "Play Stairway to Heaven" "NO!" "Free Bird, Free Bird, Free Bird!--" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Under-appreciated jokes:
“Overmunch”
List of egregious things in the TF2 shorts:
- pissing in jars
- heads getting blown off
- holes in peoples’ chests that lead to hell itself
- birds
Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite wearing glasses
“some of my favorite musics have guitars in them”
Blu Heavy being called Stacy
“Pirate will literally kill people to get out of an awkward conversation”
YMCA blasting over Billy Cheese’s pelvic thrusts
Billy Cheese being the keeper of the cheese key
The perfect comedic timing of “SHUT UP PIGEON” **thunk**
The fact that Archimedes, the dove, is actually NAMED “Pigeon” - like, that’s not just a slur, that’s genuinely what Dr. Crentist named him
The cover art for Doctor Crentist: Origins in Uncle’s pinned comment
Boston saying ‘glassman’ instead of gasman
Pootis’s perfectly cut scream 7:33
“You wanna go into my new paaants with me?”
“...............ye”
“Go play with your grenades in the corner”
Hard-Hat Jones: “us grown-ups are talking here”
Hard-Hat Jones 5 seconds later: “peepee poopoo lol”
The term “booger bread,” in general
The bucket scene being turned into a game of Apples to Apples
“the movie wins the Golden Globe for Best Oscar”
yes
Dont forget
“B-B-B-B-B-B-B O O G E R S !”
*Let's go get a cheeseburger*
Dr crentist gaming( in subtitles)
What about the opening door going like „eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee“
6:55 When I open the cold fridge at 3 am trying to get a freeze pop
underrated comment
im pretty sure all fridges are cold
"I'm a KFC employee. Unsubscribed" - My brother.
But didn't he see the part where the Hamburgler has his HEAD EXPLODERED by Private Ryan!
The script for pirate introduction was sooo good, it’s like he’s making it up as he speak
Wow I can't believe Uncle Dane got Dunkey to say the lines at 4:00. Props to him.
3:45 - 4:15
The story of the hamburgler
Engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
oh my god way to keep me smiling for 11 whole minutes (and afterwards too)
_"You have done well"_ - *Hamburglar, TF2*
This is THE most quotable videoss in existence
8:01 I saw that coming and still died
8:37 Turn on captions
Ni
you cant say the n word thats racist
Holy fucking shit. That was great.
OOF
@@TangmoMopet ni[B][B]a
The medic saying “b-b-b-b-boogers” is the most threatening thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life
Evil Doktor Krentus
"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU DON'T YOU LIKE BOOGERS?" That honestly sounds like something Soldier would say.
WE'RE N FOR A BUMPY RIDE- Poodis
*pootis*
*POOTIS*
I think you mean *Pooter*
your profile pic looks like my school picture
"In reality the gas man is actually a really cool guy, he basically just runs around blowing bubbles in people's faces and *locking them up in airtight present's"*
I never quite saw these animations in such a philosophical light.