The Mormons Are NOT Okay
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2023
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As a guy who has multiple boyfriends... I am not sure porn is our problem. We are pretty good at preventing the darkness from entering our eyes.
Damn...
As a former Mormon I am glad they are not okay. They truly are horrible people
ExMo Solidarity! 🤜💥🤛 yes, all Mormon men are Incels, they just happen to have a machine built over 200 years for the sole purpose of providing them servile women despite most of them totally lacking redeeming qualities... It's ALMOST like some teen boy wanted 20 wives and decided to lie his way to it... and pretty much succeeded and his homies loved it and continued the lie...
I love how they're so oblivious to the fact that women touch themselves too. I bet if you even mention the concept they'll be absolutely baffled by the logistics of it.
Mormon: "That makes no sense. What would they even touch?"
_"But they don't even have a P-Word!"_
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_"No, I mean the other P-Word"_
I mean the clitoris is not really real
Jake, you’re the only hope for straight guy folk. Thank you for service. Signed, a Queerdo…
where the Mormons ever ok in the first place? the reason they are in Utah is because they literally kept getting run out of the United States
The US had a policy to shoot a Mormon on sight lol
I feel like that's more about the US being not OK...
@@abedrayton6398 It's both. The Mormons were not okay that even the United States wouldn't put up with them.
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That was MIssouri, not the entire country
Always nice the occasional time I come across somebody using the apistevist icon. 😄
To believe this all started because a known grifter dug up Ancient Indigenous funerary copper-works
He definitely claimed too
@@chillinsquirtle No, there is actual archeological grounding that Smith's "Golden Plates" were merely early copper-works, like ceremonial daggers, from an ancient Mississippi Indigenous earth burial.
They were either not found or were immediately hocked as Smith writes that the plates had be reburied per Moroni's instruction and could be seen through a seeing-stone in a hat.
Saving Ryan's Privates ya gahtdamn
Mission Mormonaries is my favorite thing Jake said in this video. As a side note, I'm an ex-Mormon who still lives in Utah, near BYU. Before my transition, I checked out grindr, and almost everyone on there was a BYU student asking for discretion.
what is the metaphor iof them running thru the field with explosions? random erections? temptation of people having bodies? them dodging loads at the lodge?
All of the above!
the US Navy taught us all the Same Strategy for washing: FAAN, Top Down: "Feet, A$$, Armpits, Nethers" but from Head to Toe. Everything else is secondary...
I was raised mormon and my family still is lmao
Near me in Kirtland, OH is the og Temple, as well as a famous set of related murders from a splinter-sect that stayed after Smith got run out of the state.
Ohio is cursed ground, indeed.
So touching it is wrong, but forcing it on underage girls in arranged marriages is not? Yes, I know that's more FLDS than the mainstream church (nowadays) but you'd think the latter would get their priorities straight.
Another hygiene tip, choose deodorant without aluminun salts so you dont have to deal with those nasty yellow pit stains on your white shirts.
And for those who are wondering how to get rid of those, leave the shirt to soak in water with any oxygenated detergent brand avalabile near you for 24 hours and then just wash them normally. Bonus points if you leave them out to slow dry natually outside in the winter, dont ask me how it works but it somehow whitens them even better
My partner uses oils from black Phoenix alchemy labs instead of body spray or cologne. They have wonder scent combos and it's not too strong, I have a very sensitive sense of smell. It's even okay at his job, he works at a hospital.
He also uses Dr squatch soap which is really gentle on his psoriasis.
I was LDS if you ever want to chat about this stuff
Ditto 🤙
Woah that's a REALLY old video Jake is reacting to
Archeology is important.
The truly terrifying thing about Pista Yawa The Great destroyer is not that it simply looks inside you and creates life from the pieces of your conscious mind repurposing the parts of you that think, and perceive into some unrecognizable as your mind slips farther into madness. When It consumes entirely, takes it all from your mind, molds what is you and neither you into some monstrositie Id soon choose madness over such a fate.. In the beginning of the great hatching, mankind was arrogant, thinking they could understand its goals and motivations. to negotiate its departure from earth as if we had the authority to evict this great vast mind as old as time. we believed what billions of lying nerons and trillions of synopsis showed us.. we ve been perceiving what the mind pretends to see, a pretend reality, a cave for our consciousness to hide In, unable to see anything other then its safe cave walls, and that is where we will stay trapped in Plato cave The human beings it chooses to be it brush, its paint. Well id like to believe theyre the lucky ones, when Pista Yawa The Great Reshaper calls to you it doesnt t stop ripping from your mind until your nothing but a soulless husk, devoid of mind and thought, the spark of what makes a living creature be called living is taken and is given to his new creations, instead... the sparkless never die, never feel pain or hunger or love. They simply wonder the earth as nothing more dust floating in a breeze. Used as easy prey for his growing children And some day in some unknowable time. Not even the sparkless will be remembered, His children will be all that remain living peaceful lives thinking they see reality for what it is. Trapped in the same cave as he puts all his paints and supplies Pista Yawa The Tortured Artist Never seems to get its grand vision just right
The solution for your conditioner problems ofc is some product! Or even a hair clip.
Saving Ryan’s Privates…
I'm a goddamn grizzled veteran of the evil side. I'm the Jason Statham with his knife of bag pulling. It's gotta suck really bad to be raised in the Mormon community.
Beware the evil of fap thanos
Broken clocks. Sexuality is awful and needs to be purged from the human experience entirely.
I just use conditioner I only shampoo my hair once a week
if the problem is that pornography makes people not want to attemd Mormon church... clearly the solution is for the Mormon church to start providing it
Jensen Ackles.