Michael Che: “Every Young Dude in Here Has a Trick to Not Finish Fast”
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Michael Che considers writing a sex advice book for men and wonders how we would learn about kinky sex if we didn’t have porn.
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We’re all grown adults you don’t need to censor your videos
was originally on tv; was censored then, is censored now.
Nappyheaded Josh it’s so they can make money off the ads
am 4
Speak for yourself , iam 11
Not sure you know how RUclips works...lol
I loved it when Michael Che said [REDACTED]
Lmaooo
IT'S THE [REDACTED]
“Everyone hated that”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was going to tell a gay joke........
You know censorship has gone too far when they bleep the punchline.
Please provide a timecode for the bleeped punchline. It wasn't bleeped on my youtube copy of the video.
If you want kids to live in a fairy tale bubble and not hear those words until they're 18, how about you at least give the rest of us a full version?
sex is better than violence
Fuck your opponents or stab them?
if you make love theres more smiles to go around
if theres successful fertilization then theres even more smiles
@@713cooper - 01:51 is the actual punchline for that segment, and the punchline for the entire clip is at the end: 05:34. A few of you may want to go back to standup school and learn what a punchline is.
Vincent Gonzalez that’s very debatable and needs more detail
Why the beeps!!! What are we 6?
RUclips will demonetize vids with curse words. Even having beeps can get you demonetized (watch any recent CollegeHumor vid and they don't beep they just cut out the word entirely)
@@EnkiduShamesh thank that POS Susan Wokcicki.
Thats why i disliked midway thru the video. They deserve it. I hope every1 that sees this does the same. And bye
I know right whatafuck!?
Because you can't say "ejaculate" in public, it's inappropriate to the holy ones.
Compliments to the chef😂
That was the best line for real, had me yelling.
I died 😆😆🤣🤣😭.... That's new
I don’t get it
Like and salt ? Does that make u tequila ?
🤣😂
The way he says “Shenanigans”
Lman she....nanagins
hey farva whats the name of that restaurant you like
I lost it when he said it 😂😂
Isn't it funny that Netflix became the comedy central without having to buy Comedy Central?
True
Dude.. Netflix isn’t comedy central ...
Comedy Central isn’t even Comedy Central.
Thanks for reminding me ken jeong you compete trailer i was looking for thanks
Dave Chappelle made comedy cental. After he left it was over. Also Tosh.0 was a good one but i mean ridiculousness came and replicated that one pretty well
Competition.
He has a unique voice, I can't explain it... Just gives a nice vibe
Luka058 I think it’s the way he extends his words at the end of his sentence
I feel like that voice lilt at the end of sentences is somewhat influenced by TK Kirkland. They share a similar cadence.
He reminds me of Byran Mcelderry. He does the same thing.
Cuz u gay, mystery explained...
@@jordanghost26 😂
"Shenanigans you are not getting me locked up." lol 😂😂😂 I love he used that word.
I love when comedians hold things while performing. It helps to build anticipation. Like Che with the cup, or Chapelle with a cigarette. They get so close to drinking, or lighting it, and then they stop! It's mildly infuriating, but also somehow...enjoyable? Notice how he takes a sip once he gets the applause break!
Shut the fuck up
I think it's intentional
JBRONX 😂😂😂
JBRONX 😂😂😂😂😂😂
brings you closer to the comedian in a sense
"I'm delivering pizzas to a sorority...and they can't pay for it."
He’s a comedic genius, I’m glad it’s not going to waste with his new show and SNL
3:28 the girl who looks at her SO with a knowing smile😂
damn that's a good find
Just caught that, paused the video and saw your comment. Nice one
Her expression was so hot!
Nice catch
I noticed that shit, I was like, look look look, she knows
My trick to.not finish. I pull out and kiss her gingerly. She thinks im being romantic but im just trying to last longer than 2 minutes
Underrated!
It never fails!!!
cassidy18908 “gingerly”
Kiss her like a redhead eh?
@jl rx you know it fuck nugget!
Compliments to the chef will be forever my closing statment.
The way he said "shenanigans" 😂 I'm dead
One of the best standup skits ive seen on here. Had me rollin!
“BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP” that was so hilarious when he said that, I was dying😂🤣🤣
too bad CC still needs to bleep out the "bad words"
The reason no one ever watches a katt William's special on CC
well thats a first
How else would we know if they said no no words???
@@masonE77.5 Not the reason I don't watch him. Simply just loud and not funny or even witty.
“That’s not racist, that’s physics”😁
I know exactly what he’s talking about.
How is that physics ? What u talking about my G
the book can be called…50 shades of Che
clever hahaah
The darkest shade ft. Floating teeth
It would be a dark book
3:27 this chick totally gets choked lmao look at her face. CAUGHT
I saw that. Stopped the video and came looking for this comment.
One of my favorites. This dude has never made me roll on the floor laughing but I’m smiling throughout. The last joke made me laugh out loud tho.
3:28 girl in the crowds a freak and all of us know it now😂
If you want kids to live in a fairy tale bubble and not hear those words until they're 18, how about you at least give the rest of us a full version?
Nothing to do with that bud. They need to bleep it to get ads so unbunch ya panties and don't get mad at them get mad at advertisers. No bleep, no money.
@@calebmckoy8937 even worse this is just a re-issue of a broadcast "special". no this isnt even a butchered "censored" version of raw footage but is the equivalent of some guy's VHS recording of "local colored funny man makes jokes" from the prime time. the bleeps aren't part of the youtube process, the entire clip was copy/pasted from its original broadcast. lazy AF
Damn😂😂This dude is very funny
Lol i thought me and my friends were the only one that say "shananigans" when we hear bullshit🤣
Mr. Mutou 🤣🤣
@@najlasmith8933 Rs lol that made my day especially since he's one of my favorite comedians!
Shenanigans, balderdash, and, "You're killin' me, Smalls!" all get used by me in some way at least once a day.
"The dude tags me in a picture of floating teeth."
DYINGGGGGGGG
IKR?🤣 🤣 🤣
the way he says “shenanigans” is so satisfying for some reason
So I knew I wasn't in the fckn picture 🤣 the delivery of that joke is spot on
SWEAR TO GOD “compliments to the chef” lmaooo
4:35 he finally takes that sip
And then he tags me in a picture of floating teeth 😂😂😂
“Compliments to the chef” I love you
3:28 the girls face when he talks about choking 😂😂
"If you feel like you gotta dance, just dance" - Michael Che
I swear he hits the topics some people wouldn't even think about. I'm so that guy that hate having a photo taken at night knowing without the flash, I'm not there
This guy is one of the best as far as newer comedians 😂😂
“You’re not getting me locked up, NO SIR”
I fucking died 😂💀
Shennnnnanigans no way im tryinng that bullshit, Ur not geting me locked up! NO SIR 😂😂
You killed it as always. Your keep that Energy going
3:26 You Know She Wanted Him To Do It But He Like Nah. 😂😂
3:24
That girls face is screaming "I like to be choked during sex"
😂
3:28 that girl's face though. 🤣
1:40 The best PUNCHLINE EVER!
"Shenanigans" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a huge fan of comedy, and this dude is great love some of the angles he went at shit. No tired premises love it dude is da shit.
Girl at 3:28 looked straight at her man when he made the girls liked to be chocked joke😭💀
The girl at the lower right side of your screen at 3:38 was looking at her man with a look that says, "Yup, we can totally relate to that."
My compliments to the chef xD
“I’m not in this picture” 😂
Michael gives the best advice! As a young man in his early twenties, I now know to use the flash.
5:10 "Immediately..." Reminded me of Patrice.
"Compliments to the chef" 🤣🤣🤣. "He tagged me in a picture of floating teeth" 😂😂😂.
I don't get the chef thing, what am I missing?
3:28 that girl looking at her mans like “oopsie”
@3:28 you notice the stare she gives her man saying “see it’s not weird!! SO CHOKE ME!!”
I’m enjoying Michael more and more. His comedy is funny and his comedy is smart. Dude almost reminds me of Eddie Murphy without the high energy mixed with some Anthony Jeselnik
The picture story floored me 🙏🏽😭😭
3:26 girl looks at dude like hes talking about me 😁
He’s talking about 75% of women as far as I can tell.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"I'm delivering A Pizza, and They don't have the money to pay for it"🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
“Shenanigans” 🤣🤣
CC has been putting out some bangers! 😂
Was enjoying it, but the joke at 2:33 is what got me to click “Like”. 😁
"I don't got riot gear"🤣🤣😂😂😂
3:27 THAT GIRL LOOKING AT HER BOYFRIEND HHAHAHAHAHAH
"tags me in a picture with floating teeth" 😂
people can buy guns at walmart etc. but everyone in the US gets stuck up when someone says curse words or else on TV, pretty crazy.
Yea the adults in media censor everything when kids have acess to everything, and elementary schools talk like that
When he said "compliments to the chef" I died
When he said *beep *beep, I felt that
I’m pretty picky with I find funny in stand up and this man is next gen hilarious
"Compliments to the chef" 😂
I start listing the top 5 at each position In the NBA in my head. 🤣🤣 my homie said he tried that once but he accidentally said few of the dudes names like in a whisper & she heard him!
compliments to the chef LMAOOO
That girls face at 3:26 after the
Shenanigans punchline is very telling haha
As a 27 year old man, this is freaking hilarious lol 😂
I love Michael Che's work. Comedy Central, you're not supporting an artist when you change their art. Your "bleeps" are archaic and demeaning to your audience and the artists.
I always hated the fact that one day I might be really old, but then I realized I won’t regret getting old because I know a lot of people who didn’t get the chance to.
"That's not racist that's physics" 😂😂😂 thats fuckin hilarious
Came for the title. stayed for the laughs
2:39 impossible to stop 😂😂😂
I like the guy, but i can’t laugh when they bleep his jokes
i nearly spat my drink when he said "shenanigans"
Tried to think about dead kittens and came right away
Ty you dirty freak 😂
Ty You were conceived on the slaughterhouse floor
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OK I haven't laughed this hard for stand up since Bill burr 😆. I think I found my new favorite comic!
Delivering pizza to a sorority and they can't pay. Word!
I love that last joke because there is legitimately a picture of me (white guy) another white friend, and one of our other friends in first grade who had incredibly dark skin. We're in a dark room, and you see me and my white friend standing way too far away from each other, and then you look to see why, and there's another guy standing in the middle in dark clothes.
A woman once told me “we low key love it when we make guys finish quick. It boosts our ego. Sometimes lasting too long gets boring..”
Blew my mind. I too almost bit my tongue off multiple times in my early 20s..
Now I too give “compliments to the chef” and never feel guilty.
As a woman, I would say that finishing quick is only good if the woman can still get an orgasm either before or after. If the guy just has an orgasm himself and does not care if I have one, then I would rather just masturbate by myself at home. It's a huge turn off for me if the guy just wants an orgasm for himself and does not give me a chance to enjoy that same experience.
MusicFanOnline not disagreeing with you!
"We just gotta guess and hope you don't call the cops " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THEY BLEEP OUT 'COME' NOW??? As Jobe from Arrested Development would say: "*BLEEP* ON!"
But didn’t bleep “shit”
"Schhhnanigans" 😂😂😂😂
Tag me in a picture with floating teeth lmao
That beep was hilarious
That's the best beep I' ve heard in a while
"That's not racist that's physics"
lol!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Next level
Dj.m.smooth
I feel like I've heard this before. I hope this isn't a reupload, because RUclips will flag you guys on those beeps too unfortunately.
Yeah that's so ridiculous. YT has become so corporate they are hurting the whole reason why people love YT.
Special_Beam Most of the jokes are from his Netflix special: Michael Che Matters 💜🤪
"floating teeth " line at the end had me dead LOL
Men are in their prime in their 30s.
Dale Winston somewhere between 26-34 probably
@@marquisjones560 even whn you look at Hollywood. None of the alphas are in their 20s. Go to sleep young man
@@Zhaturianvisionz Please elaborate
@@dumpsterjedi6148 men on average tend to have more of almost everything in their 30s on up if they age healthy. That means given that he has his shit together. No dude in his 20s can compete with a man in his 30s to mid 40s with his shit together. More money, more ambition, a better understanding of the opposite sex, a better understanding of the world around them. Women agree that mature men are better in bed and are more intimate. Women tend to prefer older men.
Dale Winston I already said if you just were talking about overall life quality then yes. But even then there are plenty of bums in their 30s(probably you) and successful men in their 20s its not something set in science like your physical prime. The prime of your life varies. And even then it’s not because of anything but just being around longer. You get paid more if your at a job longer and do a good job. Doesn’t mean your necessarily better than a guy in his twenties you e just been there longer. The women thing is restarted cause once again that depends on the individual. Most guys that are still single past their mid 30s are single for a reason and it’s not cause their good with women😂
Che is genuinely funny.
The bleeping ruins his jokes. We need a YT for adults
might have to pay for it
"Complements to the chef" 🤣🤣
To all the gentlemen who give a shit about your partners and care if we are enjoying the ride, thank you so much. We love you for it! 😘
I start counting by odd numbers, then start thinking of dog the bounty hunter 😂