"hey uh can I get one peppironi pizza?" "yeah whats your address?" "xen" "what?" "just take the portal in the lambda complex to get there" "alright ill be there in 3 earth days"
Soldier 1: Man I'm hungry... when do we eat? Soldier 2: At, like 6 Soldier 1: Dammit, I'm hungry now! Soldier 2: Yeah, a pizza would be nice right about now. Soldier 1: Hey, that guy's got a pizza! Soldier 2: Let's get 'im!
Gordon: "Hey, Mr.Nihilanth, did you order the pizza?" Nihilanth: "Freeman..." Gordon: "I'll take that as a yes, tips?" Nihilanth: *shoots laser balls* Gordon: "You are one bad customer."
It's a remake of Half Life 1 named Black Mesa. Gmod wasn't used anywhere in this. What I did is recorded myself playing through the game, and I captured the silly mishaps and bugs that happened as I played through. When I beat the game, I went back to levels and used console commands to spawn enemies and give myself weaponry to cause general chaos. That's pretty much it.
I was just watching the vid and then I looked at the date and it felt like it would be released today. Found this on the main so nice. Hi guys from past and future.
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Oh man, I laughed even harder at that. XD And I was honestly so happy when the pizza came out after you from the pipe. XD Seriously, I was overjoyed. I must say, I really enjoyed this! Good work!
This video made me want Black Mesa when I was 10. I fondly remember leaving my computer to download it overnight and being so excited for school to be over so I could jump into it. I'm 22 now and this video still makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for making it.
You bringing that pizza through the whole game reminds me of me bringing a human skeleton all the way to the end of the game in HL2 episode 2 and calling it lenny.
I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME! I've never even played back mesa or half life in my life but my brother was watching this video a year or two ago and I have been searching for it constantly.
*ringing phone* Vortigaunt: It´s me , dave , I wanna order pizza. Courier: OK *Couier going throught portal to xen.* Courier : Did somebody ordered pizza? Vortigaunt: ME Courier : 2,20 dollars Vortigaunt : ok *Vortigaunt paying and courier returning to earth.*
You took your pizza to Xen... you're my hero. I was actually cheering you on as you jumped those platforms with that pizza. I didn't realize I loved pizza so much.
Nah it's the other way around. The achievement for taking the Purple Hat to Xen was already in the game before I did this. I knew about it, but I honestly just didn't care for the hat, so I did it with the glorious Pizza instead.
I kinda expected you to throw pizza into Xen portal followed by Shooting Stars meme footage. Then I saw the date this video was uploaded and get puzzled: "Why is it comes up in my reccomended just now?"
I actually couldn't watch this video all the way through because the FOV started making me feel disoriented and I'm normally not affected by things like this. It's not about being 'autistic'.
Come on Crowbar Collective, we got an achievement in Episode two for bringing a gnome all the way to white forest, same in Transmissions: Element 120 for bringing a gnome to another gnome, we need an achievement for bringing pizza to Xen, as a soldier in the bathroom once said *DO IT*
In the new BM: Xen, theres an easter egg in Gonarch's Lair where you can find a secret room with a military record-thingy. If you interact with it, it says about Dr. C. Horn and people stealing his pizza. in this video, you steal pizza and take it to Xen. Coincidence? I think not.
BM team - hurry up. Nihilanth is waiting for his pizza. This might be the job that the G-man was talking with that scientist about on the beginning of half-life. BTW, That 1812 ouverture perfectly matches the mood in the end :D.
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the pizza, I think you've earned it.
carrying the pizza through the entire game NEEDS to be an achievement in the official steam release of BM:S as a throwback to the gnome achievement from HL2:EP2
"hey uh can I get one peppironi pizza?"
"yeah whats your address?"
"xen"
"what?"
"just take the portal in the lambda complex to get there"
"alright ill be there in 3 earth days"
Steve2357 We need to build a meme!
I'll take one 18hr old pepperoni pizza that's been in an open box and submerged under water a couple of times.
Fun fact: I do find a pizza in the first Xen map
Xen beta is released NOW
ruclips.net/video/KbZxMadht8o/видео.html
This man predicted the Pepperoni Precipitation achievement.
Soldier 1: Man I'm hungry... when do we eat?
Soldier 2: At, like 6
Soldier 1: Dammit, I'm hungry now!
Soldier 2: Yeah, a pizza would be nice right about now.
Soldier 1: Hey, that guy's got a pizza!
Soldier 2: Let's get 'im!
@#$! THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA
Don't you just hate it when the army is trying to take your pizza?
+WittyFellow 24 Those are marines, maybe he had some crayons or something.
We need to build a meme!
I just had SCP:CB flashbacks
You are one hardcore pizza delivery man
Gordon: "Hey, Mr.Nihilanth, did you order the pizza?"
Nihilanth: "Freeman..."
Gordon: "I'll take that as a yes, tips?"
Nihilanth: *shoots laser balls*
Gordon: "You are one bad customer."
jeah your right ... but the pizza is cold! ... or is it?! .... [use gluongun to make it hot and crunchy] :D ☼u☼
Pizza time
Black Mesa is a game where you have to run through enemies and shoot so you can deliver a pizza to the Gman at the end.
U spoiled me!
Gman's employers are interdimensional pizza delivery service and they are looking for delivery guys
Pizza simulator
"Could somebody get me some toilet paper? DO IT"
that was the best part i ever seen
JUST DO IT!!!!!
DO IT
Toilet paper, the best drug in town.
@@Billeyjd *Morphine Administred*
Did you just...
...Gnome chompski the pizza box?
+Maxjk0 Looks like it
.
There is an achievement for doing that with a hat! XD
Maxjk0 I remember getting that achievement good times
It's a remake of Half Life 1 named Black Mesa. Gmod wasn't used anywhere in this. What I did is recorded myself playing through the game, and I captured the silly mishaps and bugs that happened as I played through. When I beat the game, I went back to levels and used console commands to spawn enemies and give myself weaponry to cause general chaos. That's pretty much it.
Funny how you dont know the ARG that the devs set up.. you know, with the pizza...
wait...
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
321haiqal
I know all about it. There's hidden pizzas and stuff.
***** Is that Jean Jacques Perry playing in the background?
Please Make Another One These short Recording Sessions Are good
what is the command to spawn a tank? XD
There should be "Pizza Delivery" achievement for this :D
+Mr. Darkness Someone should get in touch with the developers on this XD
There is already one that is going to be similiar to it, like that one when you have to take that purple top hat to the portal
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, absolutively!
The Krusty Krab pizza, for you and MEEEEEE!
I think the achivement would be called, "Hardend Delivery boy"
There should be an achievement for taking the bible in the lobby j to the test chamber.
"DO IT" I fucking lost it.
2:40 The Pizza Is Aggressive
Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin
FullMetalBacon "Jimmy ur mom is ded. Order some pizza" "Okay daddy ;)"
Ou Shiet
I lost it when a zombie, a vortigaunt, and an HECU marine were in the toilets with the scientist.
sentinel scourge *DO IT*
G'T
Simon Fork I'm tired of playing games
*_I’M DONE PLAYING GAMES._*
Half-Life: 3 woah it’s half life 3 I thought you weren’t born
H-hello c-can someone please get me some toilet paper?
Marine: DO IT!!!
Yehp, I laughed my ass off! xD
Marine: "I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES."
And then they made his pizza challange into an achivement, what a legend
''Cute hound eye''? ''CUTE''?!??! it's face is prolapsing for fucks sake!
***** this is the best comment.
But it's watching TV!
Houndeye is cute like doggo
i love houndeyes. they are as cute as headcrabs.
That's them blinking.
You inspired me to carry the pizza all the way to Zen.
Holy hell its hard.
CURSE THOSE LADDERS!!!!
+Karishad Elexion It's the Gnome Chompski of Black Mesa.
The Purple hat was next to impossible with the ladders around the rocket in chapter: on a rail.
"zen"
@@itsmant3 imagine correcting a 5 year old comment
@@itsmant3 imagine that in some languages "xen" is "zen"
"This video contains materials which is not allowed in your country" damn it
must be the pizza
Morning^ Gabe Newell gets so protective of it lately
Were they anomalous?
So... A man taking pizza into another dimension is illegal?
WOW
vpn time
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA"
Got me good.
one step for slice........one big step for pizza
i think, ONE SLICE FOR PIZZA, ONE GIANT PIZZA FOR MANKIND!
"thats one small slice for man, one giant pie for mankind!"
That Scientist must be the man who discovered the BONK! recipe.
I was watching that part when I read this lol
3:34
“That’s what happens when you set it on the popcorn setting. It never works.”
-Barney, 2009
Poor pizza :( i almostt cried when you thought you lost the pizza
I may have found this 6 years too late.. but it was worth the wait.
This video is probably the reason the ''Pepperoni precipitation'' achievement exists
I'm like 99% sure it is
OH FUCK, YOUR FOV IS KILLING MY EYES, SRSLY.
+Ki ŁŁ3 я ~ ρя0™ That's hilarious.
+SHDW™ I thought half of my screen was cut off or something
LapnLook Lol, same
+uNkn-0wn™ The feeling when you're used to 110 fov
It's like halo 1.
I was just watching the vid and then I looked at the date and it felt like it would be released today. Found this on the main so nice. Hi guys from past and future.
"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Oh man, I laughed even harder at that. XD
And I was honestly so happy when the pizza came out after you from the pipe. XD Seriously, I was overjoyed.
I must say, I really enjoyed this! Good work!
Man, you must really love that pizza.
This video made me want Black Mesa when I was 10. I fondly remember leaving my computer to download it overnight and being so excited for school to be over so I could jump into it. I'm 22 now and this video still makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for making it.
can you make a video of you taking out the entire army raid to protect your pizza? XD
The fact that this mod came out after 8 years of development gives me hope for HL3.
Houndeyes are so cute~!!!! I'd hug them even if my ears popped 24-7!
Houndeyes were intended to be friendly, but playtesters kept abusing the cute doggos.
I absolutely died laughing at the army trying to steal your pizza XD
All Hail the Pizza
directed by michael bay
Now that the full game is out, there's actually a secret ending for taking the Pizza even further.
You bringing that pizza through the whole game reminds me of me bringing a human skeleton all the way to the end of the game in HL2 episode 2 and calling it lenny.
Pizza Delivery simulator 1998
Garet Rooks lel
+Garet Rooks *couGHING*
Ike 2012*
+FD The Gaming Animator
The game's events takes place in 1998 ;)
I was referencing that =]
Ike oh ok
Holy shit, Black Mesa is 10 years old...
crazy it took 16 years to finish this project
@@jazdajazda2191 ahah the newbies
I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
I've never even played back mesa or half life in my life but my brother was watching this video a year or two ago and I have been searching for it constantly.
6:47
Achievement Unlocked!
Delicious Specimen
"Fuck! The army's after my pizza!" -UntouchedShadow, 2012
+Hoovy Pootismann This quote has changed many lives.
0:30
*in engineer's voice*
That's what ya get.
Dude I read it in Engis voice
When Oxen is available will you do the pizza in Xen
If they actually code the game to allow me to bring the pizza with me into Xen, then I absolutely will.
If you aren't able to bring it in to Xen could you spawn it in Xen?
Possibly. I'm certain there's a way to spawn pizza props with console commands, it's just a matter of finding the right code to write in.
***** Heres a xen mod for Black mesa so spawn a pizza! www.moddb.com/mods/black-mesa-xen-improved-maps-from-half-life
*ringing phone*
Vortigaunt: It´s me , dave , I wanna order pizza.
Courier: OK
*Couier going throught portal to xen.*
Courier : Did somebody ordered pizza?
Vortigaunt: ME
Courier : 2,20 dollars
Vortigaunt : ok
*Vortigaunt paying and courier returning to earth.*
2012 RUclips recommendation:
2013:
...
2020 RUclips recommendation: *LET ME INTRODUCE THIS VIDEO*
3:34 the reaction just before the explosion
I actually cheered at 5:27 I thought the pizza run was over for sure.
You took your pizza to Xen... you're my hero.
I was actually cheering you on as you jumped those platforms with that pizza. I didn't realize I loved pizza so much.
3:21 Phill Swift: it even works underwater!
Ladies and gentlemen, the pizza has landed.
i wonder if he ever replayed the game to bring the pizza finally to xen
if he did he would get an achievement
"Let's do this Texas style!"
*_drifting through explosives_*
_YEEEEEEE HAAW_
4:06 Staplerfahrer Klaus - the Game
This man is single-handedly responsible for bringing the spirit of Gnome Chompski into Black Mesa through a friggin' *pizza*.
Scienstist:Hello? Could someone give me a toilet paper?
Marine:DO IT
THE FUCKING ARMY IS AFTER MY PIZZA!
Scientist: Could somebody give me some toilet paper?
HECU Guy: DO IT!
4:07 engineer gaming
Gus gaming
Your FOV hurts my special eyes.
Now give me my pizza.
And a slap in the face.
You know the latest Black Mesa stole this man's video of him carrying A pizza across the whole game, and replacing it with A Purple Hat...
Nah it's the other way around. The achievement for taking the Purple Hat to Xen was already in the game before I did this. I knew about it, but I honestly just didn't care for the hat, so I did it with the glorious Pizza instead.
I kinda expected you to throw pizza into Xen portal followed by Shooting Stars meme footage. Then I saw the date this video was uploaded and get puzzled: "Why is it comes up in my reccomended just now?"
I lost it at "FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA"
God damn gold of a video.
03:56 Every public bathrooms be like
The secret acheivment should've been carrying that pizza through the game.
0:04 you know that i cant let you in
2 seconds later
Now i know
Oh, you cutted the pony tail :( - Yeah !
Scientist: Could somebody get me some toilet paper ? :( - Zombie: Wooah ! - Soldier: DO IT !
World’s greatest pizza man will stop at nothing to deliver his customer’s pizza
that FOV makes me physically sick
Jake Voss look in the description
RedReign lmao people actually do feel sick if their FOV is too low
I actually couldn't watch this video all the way through because the FOV started making me feel disoriented and I'm normally not affected by things like this. It's not about being 'autistic'.
Grow a fucking spine, you peasant.
@@Derpington9821 you obviously never watch any tf2 video
This video seems relevant to some video I've watched before, not just this video, but somebody who makes the video like this before
this boys dedication for that pizza is real good for you buddy :D
Pizza made it? Confirmed level 100 Freeman.
Barney looks different in Black Mesa and in Hl2 he looks even more different.
I don't there is Barney on BM.
And after 8 years they finally released it, with XEN!
Come on Crowbar Collective, we got an achievement in Episode two for bringing a gnome all the way to white forest, same in Transmissions: Element 120 for bringing a gnome to another gnome, we need an achievement for bringing pizza to Xen, as a soldier in the bathroom once said
*DO IT*
This video belongs in a museum
I love that you brought a Pizza to Xen.
In the new BM: Xen, theres an easter egg in Gonarch's Lair where you can find a secret room with a military record-thingy. If you interact with it, it says about Dr. C. Horn and people stealing his pizza. in this video, you steal pizza and take it to Xen. Coincidence? I think not.
Barney talked about it and yeah 🤣🤣 it's funny as fuck
BM team - hurry up. Nihilanth is waiting for his pizza. This might be the job that the G-man was talking with that scientist about on the beginning of half-life.
BTW, That 1812 ouverture perfectly matches the mood in the end :D.
There is a secret at the end of the game if you take the pizza to the Nihilanth chamber and you finish the game.
1998: half life
1999: half life oposing force
2001: half life blue shift
2012: black mesa pizza's revenge
xD
the guard sure did warn us we cant get through there
Guys, music from 0:16 Perrey & Kingsley-Swan's Splashdown
Love the ending when I hear someone yell wtf when hl2.exe crashes. xD
where is it from?
That forklift though
I'm very concerned about your FOV.
Better love story than a Twilight
The only time Gordon is actually hungry.
This whole video was just a guy trying to deliver pizza to Zen
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the pizza, I think you've earned it.
They actually did add an achievement to carry the pizza to the endgame now..
and after 8 years it gets recommended to me
And thus, the purple hat achievement was born...
presented to you by 10 FOV
That pizza needs to be an achievement in your honor. That's like a lawn gnome from hell.
+MegaChickenfish I think I know what else to mention should I send the creators an email XD
carrying the pizza through the entire game NEEDS to be an achievement in the official steam release of BM:S as a throwback to the gnome achievement from HL2:EP2
the first pizza to enter zen...
"one small step for pie, one giant leap for all italian-food kind..."
BLACK MESA EXISTED 10 YEARS AGO?!
the first playable version came out in 2012 and it first started development in 2004
Liked because you bringing pizza to xen
Congratulations, man, now i'm delivering pizza to Nihilante right now
I'll laugh so hard if the pizza fell off the cliff while jumping on the platforms xD
Gordon Freeman: Inter-dimensional pizza delivery man.