The fact that clips from this video was shown on the news and it was labeled as a "computer simulation" is probably the greatest thing that has happend this decade
One time in a Roblox d day game I yelled to the allies "Don't shoot me I'm unarmed medic!" Then I ran to the bunker hid and would oeak time to time to shoot lol really fell for it
@@hayesactual2656 area 51 is officially a USAF base used for classified aircraft testing probably gonna be protected by some security forces squadron that we don’t know about.
If a couple people trespass they get some jail time. If a small army approaches a military base that is a credible threat to security and they get some bullets.
@@Mangos1021 When it's an army of degenerates Naruto running at a military base containing the nation's experimental technology... Acceptable casualties is an understatement!
I really don't know if you belive me, but when the AREA 51 was live I was at school. The english teacher was not feeling well so our teacher from the computer lab was our substitute teacher. He was a really cool guy so he wanted to show us how this would look. At that moment he searched on youtube THIS EXACT VIDEO! I was shocked...ARMA 3??? He was literally showing us a graphic game of warfare. And we watched all of it! Never in my life would I have imagined arma 3 or banned inc. Would ever end up in school.
Well a small portion of this ended up in Canadian news so yeah... eheh, was still pretty cool and hilarious at the same time, never thought this shitpost video would go that far
@@Tanquista120 not only that but if any of the guards at area 51 were to shoot anyone they would be breaking the law as well as there orders. killing anyone who is not armed for trespassing in the state of Nevada is life in prison and can even get someone the gas chamber. which is why the gaurds at area 51 are not auterized to use deadly force. heck they arnt even allowed to place there hands on anyone to detain someone if they do not want to stop or be detained. and thats why they can only call the sheriff to come out and arrest some one and take them to jail for UP TO 6 months and a fine UP TO $1000
Petty sure they can't use deadly force if all those in the petition actually went....who is more important, 1 military training base or millions of lives from the same country the training base was supposed to be used to train to protect?
Little over 30 years ago our military took out the 4th largest army in the world in just 100 hours. This would just be target practice. #Sappersinthebreach
@@PoeticSonic Signs are posted everywhere "will be met with lethal force" and the last madlad to hop the fence was shot, so yes, they can, and yes they will, if they have to.
>Attempts to sneak in through the back while the soldiers are distracted >Realizes the well trained and well disciplined soldiers maintain 360 degree security >Gets shot
well even them having guards shooting people is beyond ridiculous being that the 100% civilian guards are not only NOT authorized to shoot anyone if they do in the state of Nevada killing any unarmed trespasser is considered murder and being found guilty of the crime of murder in the state of Nevada carries a sentence of life without parole or even the gas chamber. This is also stressed during the briefings to the guards that if they shoot someone esp someone who is not armed and not a threat to there life they better get ready to go to prison because there is nothing that lockhead or EG&G (the co all the guards aka camo dudes work for) can do to protect them from the law if they commit murder.
On the day this was supposed to happen, I was on active duty in the US Army and I was attending a school on how to instruct small unit tactics on Ft Lewis. For the first half of my presentation I covered the power point. Explaining an area defense with defense in depth, and a point defense. We took a 15 min smoke break and when we returned the base commander as well as the commanding general of MCOE was in the classroom to observe our class. For the second half I gave an audio / visual presentation of how to execute an area defense, with this video as my example. Generals sitting in the back of the room I stood at the podium stoic and professional. Playing a video of kids dabbing while running across the desert to Through the fire and flames by Powerwolf, and a Soldier in a tower yelling WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK!" I continued the entire video, pausing at moments and explaining the tactical preparedness of the defenses at Area 51, As well as the opposing forces creativity in their attack. Breaking everything down professionally. I had the generals in the back, as well as the entire class laughing their ass off. It was a peak moment in my Army career. Oh, and I received the highest grade in the class for my presentation. 🤙
1212, Children's Crusade - they can't get all of us! 1854, Light Brigade attack - they absolutely can't get all of us! 1915, Gallipoli - they surely can't get all of us! 2019, Area 51 - ehem, what do we think this time, guys?
I never thought I would ever see a dabbing man run towards Area 51 while wearing a shirt that says "I regret nothing" Then I saw the segways and lost it. At the bus and furries part I was laughing too much to form an "opinion" Beautiful.
Commander of the US soldiers at Area 51: WHAT IS THIS, YOU’VE KILLED UNARMED CIVILIANS, WHAT WILL THE PRESIDENT SAY?! Corporal: Sir calm down, they were dabbing Commander: Nevermind, continue!
Area 51 Raiders : They Can't Stop All of Us! The Guards : "Laughs in AC-22 Osprey Prototype" Area 51 Raiders : "Brings out the BattleBus" The Guards : "Rolls out there BattleBus MK19" Side Note : Nice Insurgency SFX btw XD
I honestly can't think of a more glorious way to go out than by trying to free the aliens in the historical Massacre of Area 51. "What we do in life...echoes in eternity" - _Maximus Decimus Meridius_
@@c3p6 If you think the best you can get in life is dying on a stupid mission for a myth, then you should trade places with one of them. You obviously aren't worth your space on the planet.
@@grayguy19 Some of you may get obliterated but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make (In all seriousness I do think that the entire population of the internet charging one location is something that modern militaries are not, strictly speaking, prepared for, short of nuking their own position. Obviously a lot of weapons are plenty effective at wiping squads but I don't think that even an M134 can just swing right to left and wipe out everything in front of it. The CBU-89 GATOR instant minefield thing seems like it might be the best-optimized for such a situation, but even then, if we assume the raiders simply never retreat in spite of casualties, they could gain some ground. It's no contest, but it'd get messy, is my point. Also I think saying that might have put me on a watchlist.)
@@northropi2027 Don't know what military your talking about. Hand full of dudes with crew served automatic weapons and full fields of fire. No target inside of 3000 meters will be left standing. I like my odds with 1 or 2 companies. In reality you are looking at more likely less than lethal riot tactics for civilians.
@@KidFury-mz9nc tbh I heard that they're considering banning the 50.cal because it doesn't even have to hit you to heavily wound you rip #rip50.cal1921-2019
The fact that clips from this video was shown on the news and it was labeled as a "computer simulation" is probably the greatest thing that has happend this decade
What is the video news clip called I can’t find it
Centurion plEASE SHOW US
its arma 3... its a game
Send a link to the video
@@keemstarkreamstar7069 so this ruclips.net/video/XI_SC6Ljlcs/видео.html
300,000 people vs. machine guns
I thought we discovered how this works in WW1
iz actually at 2 mill just about...
Jesus
The History Critic Guy yea apparently a computer can’t handle 2 million npcs, but don’t worry, they don’t have enough rounds for us all
T.Y oh they have enough rounds, believe me.
It’s called a missile
Opfor: *uses battlebus*
Blufor: *uses battlebus MkFreedom*
Fortvirgin bus, "why do i hear boss music"
The battle of the buses
man the bus mod is so old now I think from arma 2 days
"That's a cute bus."
*opens up with several miniguns*
They went too far with the ciws on the bus 😂😂
“Bout to make the Geneva convention look like a checklist.”
One time in a Roblox d day game I yelled to the allies "Don't shoot me I'm unarmed medic!" Then I ran to the bunker hid and would oeak time to time to shoot lol really fell for it
@@doggydude2668 What does "oeak" mean? Is that a special Roblox term or something?
@@loly_yt1538 I meant to say peak
The geneva convention is merely the geneva suggestion
r/cursedcomments
What everyone thinks they are hiding at Area51:
- Aliens
What they are really hiding at Area51:
4:44
Patrick
a weapon to surpass metal gear
👍
A truck with a cwis on it, nice
Patrick I’m taking one to school
It topsecret you Don't need to know why do think it call topsecret it for no one to find out dumass
looks like somebody made it and got himself a time machine
Leeked footage of the future
@@maddhattergaming6863 sounds like the future has leeks in it
Hulk . Time machine
@@szjdkgdsk5565 yeah that's an impossible task
not real since no naruto runner and catgirl
"Now this is getting ridiculous"
Never a truer word spoken.
The People: "Aight, let's bring out our battlebus"
Army: *This we'll defend*
Its actually the air force
People: *bring out the battlebus*
expectation: USAF will protect
Reality: *BANG BANG BANG BANG OVER 100 PEOPLE DIE*
@@C0ldD1rective probably a joint base
@@hayesactual2656 N-no?
Air Force controlled. Thats where they tested the first stealth air craft for the US military
@@hayesactual2656 area 51 is officially a USAF base used for classified aircraft testing probably gonna be protected by some security forces squadron that we don’t know about.
When it's September, 20th and everyone is being mowed down by miniguns:
"Just like the simulations."
"Watch those [Attack Helicopter] rockets!"
That better be a clone wars reference
When the military gets the high ground.
Actually you still have a life and are maybe a legend if you played that game, so... they won’t be the ones mowed down.
@@jacksonprince9036 wut
"They can't get us all"
*LAUGHS IN WARCRIMES AND BRRRT*
technically they are allowed to kill civies if they trasspass
@@AWESOME2715 yep
If a couple people trespass they get some jail time. If a small army approaches a military base that is a credible threat to security and they get some bullets.
It's not a war crime
They are:
*ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES*
@@Mangos1021
When it's an army of degenerates Naruto running at a military base containing the nation's experimental technology...
Acceptable casualties is an understatement!
Arma 3 players on sep 20: **Just like the simulations**
Anakin80042 Fury watch those wrist rockets!
nice steal from the star wars meme.
Yall know we getting a new alien dlc right?
Battlefront 2 reference!
"they can't stop all of us"
US Military: "Without committing genocide, yes"
Nick Siegfried enver pasha and liman von sanders would like to know your location
Nick Siegfried no, genocide discriminates, massacre is the correct term for indiscriminate mass killing
They can’t stop all of us is a video game
Sebby 324 yeah made for area51 meme
It's only genocide if you target a specific ethnic group.
Laughed at the civilian battle bus, cried when I saw the us army battle bus
hahahaha me too
Skydived when saw the fortnite battle bus
I just 🤦🏼♂️
The militarized battle bus did a sick drift tho
Satan
"Hey that's against the Geneva Convention to shoot that medical Helicopter!"
"What Geneva Convention?"
I heard something about the us not signing it
So is shooting infantry with 40mm grenades, and the us army made the Mark19 40mm grenade machine gun
And using a medical helicopter to ferry armed combatants isn't?
(Hint: IIRC they call it "perfidy.")
@@HeIsAnAli I trying to make a joke damnit
@@christian2976 You got me.
everyone: *they can't take all of us*
Verdun: that's where you're wrong kiddo
Actually amazingly accurate
@@redacted4125 SCP 4 Life
What's the price of a mile?
16 bodies per inch
I really don't know if you belive me, but when the AREA 51 was live I was at school. The english teacher was not feeling well so our teacher from the computer lab was our substitute teacher. He was a really cool guy so he wanted to show us how this would look. At that moment he searched on youtube THIS EXACT VIDEO! I was shocked...ARMA 3??? He was literally showing us a graphic game of warfare. And we watched all of it! Never in my life would I have imagined arma 3 or banned inc. Would ever end up in school.
Well a small portion of this ended up in Canadian news so yeah... eheh, was still pretty cool and hilarious at the same time, never thought this shitpost video would go that far
@@bannedinc. Damn no way? I always come back to this and Im from Canada, do you have a link?
@@Steve-vp9dp www.ctvnews.ca/ctv-national-news/video?clipId=1744252 took abit of backtracking from a guy i know who sent me that link a good year ago
@Elijah Bice Technically speaking, Arma is a simulated Game. But it doesn't really matter once mods are installed.
@@bannedinc. That’s a bruh moment right there
"They cant stop all of us!"
Laughs in assault rifle
69
What's your profile pic from? Seen it thousands of times
Laughs in .50 caliber BMG
gamer_ player Actually laughs in A-10
Laughs in 3,000 rounds per minute
To be fair, had they been Naruto running, instead of dabbing, they may have made it
No, they would've just forced them to send out a second battle bus.
facts
But the fortnight dance?
*may* and also, guided bombs.
**sniff** i smell your CPU burning from all this AI **sniff** **sniff** yep
he's a commie for sure. look at the name
*YOU ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION STAY AT YOUR LOCATION FOR THE FBI*
i love the smell of cpu in the morning
wow
@@djgames3713 "penguin"
Groom Lake Guards: *”Boss, can we go out and get an AC-130?”*
Groom Lake Director: *”We have an AC-130 at home.”*
*The AC-130 at home:* 3:03
close enough
I mean, it's an Osprey that identifies as an AC-130
It's an Osprey but it's still just as cool as an AC-130, maybe slightly cooler!
@@Ragnarok182 I'm sure the Marines have their version using the Osprey as the platform for all that firepower.
Marines gonna love that idea. Osprey is a solid tiltrotor craft. Strong engines and VTOL
Look at these unflinching warriors as they are shot while holding that dab with determination. 1:41
Combat discipline
Dab in formation
Kami Dab your commanding officer private
Its the new naruto run
Jacob Bender it looks like the burning man.
UN: This is a massacre, this kind of action must not be tolerated!
Sovietwomble: Massacre? More like *acceptable casualties*
Lol
*cyanide
US Military: Oh yeah, who you gonna send?
UN: We're going to send, eh... umm...
**turns to other UN guy**
UN: Who do we send?
Other UN: **shrugs**
More like natural selection lol.
Schregger true that
Wave 1: people
Wave 2: hoverboard riders
Wave 3: cars
Wave 4: criminals
Wave 5: helicopters
Wave 6: furies truck
Final wave: furies
furries and Pubgers
And let's not forget about that AWESOME FORTNIGHT dance at the end...
Where is Thanos?
Hahahahahah
Uncultured fuck you forgot the kyles
Ah, the good 'ol days: When you could gather for a Naruto run across the desert to be shot by the US military because there wasn't social distancing.
I mean you can still get shot by the us military if we naruto run 6ft apart but yes I agree
Doesn't loose formation works better against massed machinegun fire?
They can't all of them at once.
@@JonatasAdoM loose formation, as in 600 feet apart.
Also you underestimate the range, firepower and sheer accuracy of aircraft machine guns.
Lol
@@JonatasAdoM haha A-10 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The only thing missing is the BRRRRRRRT of the A-10 Warthog
Let me sing you the song of my people. Brrrrrrrrrt
I thought it was taken out of service
@@Fargo217 Heresy!
@@Fargo217 nope.
Im waiting to see that bro brrrrrrrrrrrr
it all fun and games until gunship starts shooting
Calla Bryn Sturgis everyone gangster until Willy Pete starts raining
@@ronsee6458 everybody gangsta until "BRRRT" is heard from the sky above
@@alphunsos if you were the target you would never hear the brrrrt, it's heard a bit after the gun fires
@@TacticalBaguette true
After Tianmen Square Massacre
China: *You Saw Nothing*
After Area 51 Raid
US: _You Are on my Watchlist_
The next day........ FBI open up
Did China has so many brain amputees in '89?
1:08 “this desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.”
- last words of that dead man on the left, charged to his doom.
Target appears to be flossing, show no mercy, over.
HellMinion88
lol
HellMinion88 Roger that
100% accurate to the predictions of the area 51 raid.
The fortnite bus thing its Also true
Not really if this raid were to actually happen their would be a lot more people
@@minorsalaam this is not gonna happen.. if It did everybody would ran away when hearing the first shots.
@@Tanquista120 true
@@Tanquista120 not only that but if any of the guards at area 51 were to shoot anyone they would be breaking the law as well as there orders. killing anyone who is not armed for trespassing in the state of Nevada is life in prison and can even get someone the gas chamber. which is why the gaurds at area 51 are not auterized to use deadly force. heck they arnt even allowed to place there hands on anyone to detain someone if they do not want to stop or be detained. and thats why they can only call the sheriff to come out and arrest some one and take them to jail for UP TO 6 months and a fine UP TO $1000
"THEY CAN'T STOP US ALL!"
"They are legally and militarily capable of doing just that."
😂😂😂😂😂 big facts!!
Petty sure they can't use deadly force if all those in the petition actually went....who is more important, 1 military training base or millions of lives from the same country the training base was supposed to be used to train to protect?
@@PoeticSonic thats what i called natural selection
Little over 30 years ago our military took out the 4th largest army in the world in just 100 hours. This would just be target practice. #Sappersinthebreach
@@PoeticSonic Signs are posted everywhere "will be met with lethal force" and the last madlad to hop the fence was shot, so yes, they can, and yes they will, if they have to.
04:42 - Base Commander: “okay.... *sigh* ... you can deploy the battle bus...”
And that was one hell of a battle bus
1st wave: the yeet'rs
2nd wave: the rolly bois
3rd wave: the chad battalion
4th wave: the rich boi airforce
5th wave: the OwO brigade
ramirez223 sergie!
i approve.
Best comment
Lmao hahahadaha
Why don't you humans run all waves at once? It's obvious!
OF COURSE ITS A MASSACRE THEY WEREN'T NARUTO RUNNING
On the second raid.
Raiders: start Naruto running.
Area 51 Guards: start JOJO’s posing.
They forgot about the plan
Florian S if the guards are Jojo posing it’s already over
Jojo>>>>>>>>shitruto
@@aceshotz5051 u are shit lol
kokodrilo 7 no ur
The military's bus had me in tears xD
Whoever drove that, nice entrance!
Rose civilians had a battle bus? Army suddenly drive out battle bus freedom mk2 prototype and nyeet the civilians battle bus out of existence.
They had to be Marines!
@@petersmith3061 it definitely was the crayon eaters
the whole video had me in tears
@@petersmith3061 umm, Area 51 is an USAF air Base, so...
Why would they have Marines to defend their base if they have their own troops...
I like that you didn’t pretend that the raiders had any chance, like “wE ConQuERed tHe uS MiLitRY W iTH the POwEr Of FuRRIes AND Mnt DEW
Chinese gov't: Wait... I've seen this before
@@mudzbe8414 * cough * * cough * -Tianamen- NVM it did not happen
You certainly didn't see that in Tianmen Square, as Tianmen Square never happened.
They're gonna do it again in Hong Kong
@@old-worldghost3451 depends on the situation......
@Timothy Wei ??
Raiders exists.
US Military: *"Its free real estate."*
Free moving target practice
Funeral homes: *S T O N K S*
@@tacomeat9961 What do you mean?
@@Someone111ify funerals are expensive m8
@@someonewashere2755 Sorry, I couldn't understand since I am not a native English speaker.
>Sneaks in through the back while the soldiers are distracted
>Steals ray gun
>Rescue aliens, cat girls, and Shrek 7
>Yeet out in a Gundam
>Attempts to sneak in through the back while the soldiers are distracted
>Realizes the well trained and well disciplined soldiers maintain 360 degree security
>Gets shot
Oof
Sneak 0
"back"
what back
>using le green memetext on youtube
>you deserve to be water boarded
@@binnysan > calling it memetext
>using le
This is a very accurate simulation on how the area 51 raid would have gone down if everyone actually showed up
To be fair alot of people did show up.
The issue was those that did had a self preservation instinct.
@@PlebNC Alas for our enjoyment.
"Alright this is getting ridiculous" - Insurgency Announcer
Ayyy, I thought it sounded familiar.
Fuck em up
and my fav game mode. outpost.
well even them having guards shooting people is beyond ridiculous being that the 100% civilian guards are not only NOT authorized to shoot anyone if they do in the state of Nevada killing any unarmed trespasser is considered murder and being found guilty of the crime of murder in the state of Nevada carries a sentence of life without parole or even the gas chamber. This is also stressed during the briefings to the guards that if they shoot someone esp someone who is not armed and not a threat to there life they better get ready to go to prison because there is nothing that lockhead or EG&G (the co all the guards aka camo dudes work for) can do to protect them from the law if they commit murder.
@@jjames3793 go storm it then, let see how it goes for you with this "no guards cant shoot logic, i'll wait for the results
1:28 Please take note he was not shot because he had his PT reflective gear on. SAFETY FIRST!
Stopping everything from SHARP to bullets!
Lmaoooo I think he made it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Safety man
Hey let me tell you something
Come closer...
*MAN 200 METERS, FRONT*
@@themanwithallthewrongopini3551 noooo 😭😭
I can hear your Computer Screaming all the way from Hawaii
On the day this was supposed to happen, I was on active duty in the US Army and I was attending a school on how to instruct small unit tactics on Ft Lewis. For the first half of my presentation I covered the power point. Explaining an area defense with defense in depth, and a point defense. We took a 15 min smoke break and when we returned the base commander as well as the commanding general of MCOE was in the classroom to observe our class. For the second half I gave an audio / visual presentation of how to execute an area defense, with this video as my example. Generals sitting in the back of the room I stood at the podium stoic and professional. Playing a video of kids dabbing while running across the desert to Through the fire and flames by Powerwolf, and a Soldier in a tower yelling WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK!" I continued the entire video, pausing at moments and explaining the tactical preparedness of the defenses at Area 51, As well as the opposing forces creativity in their attack. Breaking everything down professionally. I had the generals in the back, as well as the entire class laughing their ass off. It was a peak moment in my Army career.
Oh, and I received the highest grade in the class for my presentation. 🤙
Good shit 😂
The band that made that song is Dragonforce not Powerwolf
@@ReZel80657 you're right. I absolutely did fuck that up.
The Chad Battle bus vs the Virgin battle bus I think is the highlight of the entire video.
Freedom Bus
Virgin batlle bus.
LMAOOO
2 million naruto runners raiding area 51
A-10 Warthog: *Hapiness noises intensifies*
The whole time I was thinking "where tf are the a-10s?"
This is what we like to call *a target rich environment*
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Casualties
Weebs : 1.5 million
The army: 0
Gang of demons 2 things the “weebs” are “fucking awesome cool people” and that’s the airforce
Stalin would be proud
Like GATE
*Air Force
The gays would now like to be called people of glitter. Please try not to be just a hateful, bigoted homophobe and bow to your colorful masters.
U.S. Military: “tHiS is GeTTinG rIdIcULouS.”
Also U.S. Military: 04:45
Through the fire and fl-
Us military: Through the oil and bullets
It’s all fun and games till the US military brings out their battle bus
*guitar* *intensive*
Modern problems require modern solutions amirite
its was like "fuck it, lets go all out"
Theres one problem with this. You forgot the minecrafters and TheLegend27
Both tunneled under the fort and liberated the aliens once the guards were sone celebrating
and the Naruto Runners
Don't forget noobmaster69
and the Kyles
Who the fuck do you think build the battle bus?
Area 51 -massacre- Raid : *Exists*
Chinese gov't: Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well.
One Peenoise Boi Henlo fellow Filipino
One Peenoise Boi Japan in ww2: Pfft this is nothing you peasants
Japan: yes.
Who knows, maybe this will fix US China relations as they will have something in common: genocide
@@roccaraso1771 Probably the Japanese, from about nearly a century ago.
04:30
That dancing guy on the bus always got me everytime
Everyone gangsta till the sky starts speaking Fortunate son
The vietnam vets show up in 1960s gear and vehicles, and wear, and show the raiders what they are truly against
@@ramenramen8072 nah they joined the raid
@@federalcasemaker nah they aren't gay
Jackie Morrow everyone gansta til choppers starts naruto flying
😂😂😂😨😨😨
Battlebus: "Sorry, girl. But I'm a death bus, you're a school bus...this relationship just isn't going to work out."
It's 21 September already... Yesterday :
Casualties = 0
Aliens saved = 0
Party = 150/100
September 21 was is birthday
@@jesseanderson8674 ...was? RIP, bro
arrested 5 ,seth
OR we all got nurelized like in Men in Black
@Sethplays videogames lol.
Back at this gem after the recent video from InternetHistorian
oh shit, new internet historian vid? time to watch it lol
WE REMEMBER, IN SEPTEMBER WHEN THE A-10s ARRIVED
Sabaton lol that's gonna be hilarious when they murder the lot of them
Love the Sabaton reference :D
"The last thing we ever heard that day was the terrifying *BRRRRRRRRRRRRT*"
WAR WAR never changes
But would the Winged Hazars defend or attack?
Dying trying to raid area 51 is pretty much natural selection
It's more than "pretty much," it IS natural selection.
A Bleaching effort to surpass Tide Pods
Or what if they were right? lol
I would say dying, trying to withstand the raid as a guard, is natural selection.
David J lmfao
1212, Children's Crusade - they can't get all of us!
1854, Light Brigade attack - they absolutely can't get all of us!
1915, Gallipoli - they surely can't get all of us!
2019, Area 51 - ehem, what do we think this time, guys?
I'm aware of the others but please enlighten me on the bridge one
@@cyberavenger8668 What bridge do you mean?
@@БатькаМахно-я7с oops I meant light brigade but misread it
@@cyberavenger8668 I mean that - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_of_the_Light_Brigade
Yes but you see as humanity evolves we gain more poeple to charge with
that soldier's first reaction when the "attack" starts freaking sold me.
xD
But when our forces are in rout, and all hope seems lost,
a lone figure will step out of the fog of war, and turn the tide of the battle.
Florida Man.
''Drug fueled florida man arrested in area 51 while savagely clapping some alien's cheeks''
I thought you were going to say Joe Biden.
That nutcase Indian guy high on PCP who set himself on fire and walked around for 20 seconds in Washington DC?
Don’t you mean... TheLegend27 ?
@@joeylawn36111 nah sorry, Florida man can do and survive anything.
Children: Fortnite battle bus
Men: The Battlebus
Legends of the Zone: BATTLETRACTOR
Gods: the semple bob
God of all Gods: shopping cart with MG
Area 51 guards: *Laughs in 6,000 rounds per minute*
a 10 flying saucer laughs in 7200 rounds per minute
Symion more like *laughs in 6.000 rounds per second*
3,000,000 sniping base raiders about to end this bases career
4:41
Soldier: What do we do, now sir?
Commander: Use the alien technology.
4:44
I never thought I would ever see a dabbing man run towards Area 51 while wearing a shirt that says "I regret nothing"
Then I saw the segways and lost it.
At the bus and furries part I was laughing too much to form an "opinion"
Beautiful.
Lmao
... it's always funny to see a furry get mowed down by a chain gun...
@@miklosernoehazy8678 - It's on my list of daily tasks.
the millenials on the hoverboards, lol
Endless laughter, most accurate representation of the Area 51 raid. Make a Part 2.
It lacks some people there, a part 2 will be fine too
Not enough naruto run
At the end it be like: "I'd like to thank today's sponsor for making this video possible: United States Air Force, thanks so much!"
Commander of the US soldiers at Area 51: WHAT IS THIS, YOU’VE KILLED UNARMED CIVILIANS, WHAT WILL THE PRESIDENT SAY?!
Corporal: Sir calm down, they were dabbing
Commander: Nevermind, continue!
Fake
No one was Naruto running faster than their bullets
I can vouch for this very intelligent person
I think you underestimated the speed of naruto run as they run fast enough not to get recorded on the camera
Lmao why do people think Naruto could dodge bullets he could barely stop kunai going sub sonic speed
**cough cough**
@@williamtecumsehsherman520 I am sorry but wasn't your tank replaced by the Superior Abrams?
My children: Father, what was the most heroic things you've done?
Me:
Sticles Alt account as if youd ever have children.
Come on guys the government wouldn't kill 2 million civilians
Government: *Laughs in American*
CIA: *Laughs in MKultra*
Especially since Trump backed down on going to war with North Korea and letting that fat pig survive and with bs compliments too.
@@mindfulclarity169 Bruh America vs North Korea would be a disaster.
@@defectivesickle5643 only for NK
@@mindfulclarity169 North Korea has military missles
Rewatching this in 2023, could you imagine how terrifying a army of hundreds of toyota technicals racings towards you from all sides would be?
Target practice considering they’re unarmed
Clearly, Area 51 could've been breached if they all just Naruto runned.
And all like, 3 million actually showed up
@@furinick Naw
@@misterx_2005 yos
@@furinick Laughs in 1,000 rounds per brrt.
Naruto running doesnt do jackshit, you need to have a ｜ＳＴＡＮＤ｜ to kill all the guards
Area 51 Raiders : They Can't Stop All of Us!
The Guards : "Laughs in AC-22 Osprey Prototype"
Area 51 Raiders : "Brings out the BattleBus"
The Guards : "Rolls out there BattleBus MK19"
Side Note : Nice Insurgency SFX btw XD
See guys, naruto running and dabbing won`t save you from bullets and explosions
Damn nigga
There were no Naruto runners!!
This is just propaganda
Everyone knows the CIA lies about everything, so actually naruto running and dabbing will save you from bullets and explosions.
So.. They ultimately gonna cover this SLAUGHTER up just like the Mountain Meadow Massacre then..??
I have watched a few videos from Banned Inc. and this is by far my absolute favorite, it's just so god damn beautiful and well done.
I honestly can't think of a more glorious way to go out than by trying to free the aliens in the historical Massacre of Area 51.
"What we do in life...echoes in eternity" - _Maximus Decimus Meridius_
A more glorious way would be fighting for Area 51 killing the weebs
Meanwhile, children are starving to death in Africa.
@@gunmnky and
@@c3p6 If you think the best you can get in life is dying on a stupid mission for a myth, then you should trade places with one of them. You obviously aren't worth your space on the planet.
@@gunmnky dude it's memes no ones gonna go I understand u but this is a joke an a funny one too
Raiders: They can't stop all of us!!!
A-10: Hold my BRRRRRT.
TIME TO GET SERIOUS!!
nice wordplay!
MY EXPLOSIVE BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRTT
Haha A-10 go BRRRRRRRT
“They cant stop all of us”
US Military: *smiles in apache gunship*
A P A C H I
TheTankingPigeon wish I could report this comment for “stupidity...”. But it’s the internet.
@@MechInvent Lol why? It's a joke. Grow up
This is Pequod coming in hot.
*Apache
Yeah, first time I saw this i was cheering for the Military side...I watched this again...and I’m still on the Military side
I also feel that the military is the hero of this situation.
João Girardi Yeah, less idiots in our population
yo a joke is supposed to be funny or not funny but not to be taken like this
"They can't stop all of us"
Laughs in minefield
Casualties after the battle
US Air Force: zero
The Raiders: classified information
Montenegrin Brocialist-Stalinist Nah..with 105mm artillery..you’ll be good
@Montenegrin Brocialist-Stalinist anti Air Guns would rekt u
"Wow they really seem that they want this objective"
Me : *Agreed*
Tje face palm that followed
If area 51 guards were actually debriefed on what is "Naruto running", then the meme was all worth it...
I guarantee you, about half of the military watched anime so they already knows what that is
Its all fun and games before a solder says: "Fire the *STONKS* at them!"
I just died.
Real term, funny meme, can stonks get any better?
Stonk is a stacked artillery or concentrated Artillery strike so yeah
@@user-vm5hy1jk5e wanna see me do it again?
420 likes lol
"they can't take all of us" If anyone studied the battle of verdun, they can and they probably will.
Most people have concept of tactics.
I can see it now.... everyone will be looking at each other...."Ya you go first dude I got your back"
pollard1997 but not armed like the soldiers so L on the invaders
Z3pHyR :D *Laughs in Sabaton fan* Soon my favorite band will have a new War or battle to sing about!
Nice one
Finally some taxpayer money well spent on it's citizens
Nice.
oh god, haha
Yea premium bullet very expensive, glad they like it.
literally pumping the citizens full with the ultimate form of their tax money
@@bannedinc. yo apparently you got a clip of your vid on some local news.
4:44 i now present to you, the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
(reference to the movie Stripes that most of you kids wont get without googling it)
Does EM stand for excessively massive?
I actually got the reference but only because my family found Stripes on Netflix
lmao that movie was great, i loved it.
@@bloodmoonangel8925 Extreme Murder
It's Checkslovakia it's like invading Wisconsin
I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin once.
"What do you mean this is mass murder?"
You Misspelled Genocide.
*cleaning out the gene pool
*mass suicide
No;)
I mean, they have been warned...
This is quite possibly the greatest meme of 2019 thus far.
This is Category Harambe meme.
4:30 😆 "Wow they really want this objective apparently." 😆
I trained with the 204th Hover board mounted unit.. Alot of chill dudes were lost that day.
massively underrated comment
The images of US National Guardsman Dancing over 1,000's of dead civilians will be forever ingrained in my brain now.
Imagine what the U.N. react to this?
4:44
This is why The Area 51 Guards and US military will defeat the Raiders
In Tf2 Scouts vooce: "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?"
Feerza Reptilio the Kansas city chiefs will beat the raiders
BLUFOR BUS OF FREEDOM
@@autumndietrich2020 it's called the BLUFOR BUS MARK FREEDOM
Civilian battle bus: We are the dominant force in this battle!!
Military bus: Hold my minigun...
5:47 me and bois celebrating after unplugging all the loud beeping machines at the hospital so everyone can sleep better
This simulation remains woefully inaccurate until Arma can accurately simulate the effects of Naruto running and Monster-fueled berserker rage.
Are you talking about the monster fueled heart attack stroke-a-ma-jig 2000?
And more then 100 ai bots at once...i suspect the hardware used would literally catch fire if a million somehow just spawned in
About that... have you seen what a 50 cal suppression fire does to a human torso? Won't be any left to attach your legs to.
@@grayguy19 Some of you may get obliterated but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
(In all seriousness I do think that the entire population of the internet charging one location is something that modern militaries are not, strictly speaking, prepared for, short of nuking their own position. Obviously a lot of weapons are plenty effective at wiping squads but I don't think that even an M134 can just swing right to left and wipe out everything in front of it. The CBU-89 GATOR instant minefield thing seems like it might be the best-optimized for such a situation, but even then, if we assume the raiders simply never retreat in spite of casualties, they could gain some ground. It's no contest, but it'd get messy, is my point. Also I think saying that might have put me on a watchlist.)
@@northropi2027 Don't know what military your talking about. Hand full of dudes with crew served automatic weapons and full fields of fire. No target inside of 3000 meters will be left standing. I like my odds with 1 or 2 companies. In reality you are looking at more likely less than lethal riot tactics for civilians.
And they didn't even have to use an A-10
But but but... Mah brrrrrrrt
You misspelled AC-130
I LOVE THE VIDEO XD
@@dalemorgan8263 bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrr and the weebs are gone
@@kevinmoore4887 nah both
instead of being flanked by a ac-130.....
**They got flanked by a VTOL AC-130**
(holy- I wasnt expecting that many likes oof)
But if we did that then the media would try to ban the use of them
@@KidFury-mz9nc tbh I heard that they're considering banning the 50.cal because it doesn't even have to hit you to heavily wound you rip #rip50.cal1921-2019
The v 22 was nice with 50 cal
the thing about it is it's ACTUALLY a Great concept nothing Crazy but slap some 20mm's on that bad boi
@@playjetgaming1235 50 cal is for destroying vehicles and armored stuff not for shooting people. It won't get banned
4 years later here I am. I always find my way back to this.
Before Storming Area 51
Aliens👽: Ayy LMAO. We're saved. 😂
After Storming Area 51
Aliens👽: Ayy 😥