Army Command: request rocket artillery at these coordinate MLRS Crew: Sir, that's the oil refinery facility. What about the operators inside? Army Command: don't you mean *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES?*
Alien1: Every human is in quarantine. It is time to invade earth Alien2: We've sent the first squadron to Earth A1: Excellent, where are they landing exactly A2: We sent them to USA A1: *YOU WHAT!!!*
@Shounico *sounds of gigantic fucking explosions make the sound cut off while the aliens get incinerated from the sheer amount of fire caused by the explosions*
@@LD-oq9lx that would be heresy on the highest order, for the ArmAverse World to go against the imperium of mankind both of them will be purging xeno's to make sure they dont tear up the holy terra
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack , From vicious giant insects who have once again come back, We'll unleash all our forces, We won't cut them any slack, The E.D.F deploys! I can't be the only one.
Our soilders are prepared for any alien threats The Navy launches ships, the Air Force sends their jets And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonettes THE E.D.F DEPLOYS!
@@killian9314 In russia we have special world for situations like this: raspizdyaystvo (разпиздяйство). Basically when instead of regular maintenance and monitoring everyone just slaking and does nothing.
Yesterday, i was looking on oil meme like this, and then i found your videos. It's very funny and i'd love to see it more. I thought you will never going to came back again, but hey he's back! Congrats on him!
1:56 General Carville from Red Alert 2, talking about bug problem? I don't remember that part. But Red Alert 1 does have side campaign, fighting the ants.
Founded by the United States in 2014 after oil was found in Takistan, the oil defense force has quickly turned from a task force for defending oil wells in us territory, to the the leading force in repealing alien threats. After the reaper attack of 2019, they have taken this new task to heart. Join today, and defend earth’s oil from the scum of the galaxy.
You know how much that would suck just being one of the normal worker guys and a swarm of carnivorous fast moving bugs the size of horses just run you down. And not a damn thing you could do to stop them.
Love how all the workers have rifles, a vehicle mounted machinegun, and- wait, is that a rocket launcher? I'm guessing you have worked in an American OIL processing plant judging on the accuracy of this video.
"We must meet the threat with our valour, our blood, indeed with our very LIVES. To ensure that human kind, not insect, dominates this oil now, and always!" -Sky Marshal Trump
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack From vicious giant insects who have once again come back We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack The EDF deploys!
To save our precious oil from any alien attack From vicious giant insects who have once again come back We'll unleash all our forces we won't cut them any slack THE ODF DEPLOYS!!!
Oh no, the ODF is back, aaaaaaaaaa I sometimes call the ODF the ODI, or *O I L D E F E N S E I N I T I A T I V E* because I am a GDIboo. Also, bug bad, kill bug, UN above all, the United Nations and its Human (repeat; HUMAN) allies stand above stupid bugs! Down with Xeno Life!
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Army Command: request rocket artillery at these coordinate
MLRS Crew: Sir, that's the oil refinery facility. What about the operators inside?
Army Command: don't you mean *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES?*
But you're about to destroy 2 million gallons of oil. Are you a communist spy, sir?!
Those bugs are vicious killers, commander. The poor bastards never had a chance. Order the strike.
Army: "The Chances that the Operators are still alive, are very unlikely."
acceptable casualties
*laughs in imperial inquisitor*
Since when did shephard care about danger close
The legend is back, it's about time.
A myth
Da Man
The Battle Bus has a better story arc than Ellie or Joel in The Last of Us 2.
And that's a fact.
oh god...
**FORE!!!!**
Yes
i'm sure joe's brain was totally blowj away after seeing this.hits like a club to the head.....golf club
Cheers bro, I'll drink to that
and the Winner of THe Battle Bus Award for 2020 is last of us 2
Alien1: Every human is in quarantine. It is time to invade earth
Alien2: We've sent the first squadron to Earth
A1: Excellent, where are they landing exactly
A2: We sent them to USA
A1: *YOU WHAT!!!*
@Shounico *sounds of gigantic fucking explosions make the sound cut off while the aliens get incinerated from the sheer amount of fire caused by the explosions*
Well if it was inside of the USA, it wouldn't be that bad. But if it was one of their oil ports...
I like to think that this guy’s Area 51 video was the sequel to this.
So this is what the USM was doing while everyone was in quarantine...
The Heros we need but not the ones we deserve.
Service in the USM guarantees MacDonalds discounts. Would you like to know more?
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 yes
So the quarantine is because the world is fighting an alien invasion?
Oil Defense Force 2: Arachno Boogloo
When someone's bugging you:
Would you like to know more?
*SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP!*
@@bannedinc. Sign me the hell up
Sonar
I think there's a plane going over my house...
Oh never mind, it's just the sound of your PC becoming a jet engine after rendering all those AI units.
Not far from the truth! Lmao
Me: Sees battle bus. Happy.
Also me: Sees US marines using tanks. Wait, that's illegal.
RIP Marine tanks, 07
@@aces6262 F in the chat for the marine tanks.
Though they were knocking on way more then the Army Abrams were.
Don't forget Mammoth Tanks
No that will be illegal in 2030
@@doom7ish BANEBLADE
This can't be a coincidence that I just watched Starship Troopers for the first time and this come out the day after
Ah yeah.
Live Forever Apes!
I had just been looking stuff up about starship troopers and this got reccomended, interesting
Even before the imperium of man... Humanity had been fighting tyranids...
Oops wrong franchise..
there is a Wh40k Mod for arma 3 ;), just a matter of time >:)
@@bannedinc. Yes. Always see that with Rimmy. Any chance you and them had ran across each other in Arms? Wait are you hinting about a WH vid?
@@alwayscurious3357 sadly no (both on meeting rimmy and a WH40k vid) im thinking of doing one but still cant think of a good plan for it
@@bannedinc. will we see oil defence force fight against the imperium for that precious liquid gold ?
@@LD-oq9lx that would be heresy on the highest order, for the ArmAverse World to go against the imperium of mankind
both of them will be purging xeno's to make sure they dont tear up the holy terra
He is back when we needed him the most
Another Victory for General Carville!
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack
, From vicious giant insects who have once again come back, We'll unleash all our forces, We won't cut them any slack, The E.D.F deploys! I can't be the only one.
No just you
I would put the rest I but I don't remember
And i forgot it
Our soilders are prepared for any alien threats
The Navy launches ships, the Air Force sends their jets
And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonettes
THE E.D.F DEPLOYS!
So save our mother oil* The ODF delpoys.
Despite the title, I didn't expect the bugs from Starship troopers. Well done good sir.
Mad props for using the cutscene for the Giant Ants missions. Love seeing Billy Corbin as General Carville.
It's pretty based
Man, it's been decades since we've seen the old CnC briefings
First the Reapers and now the bugs.
mhhh.... oh well....
Somebody turn on Fortunate Son.
**turns on ride of valkrie instead**
@@ntxoothoj2858 *starts blasting Fortunate Son at a louder volume*
@@LegoGamer-g7f Me starts playing stringstorm Titanicus over ancient Terran music at earthquaking volumes
someone looking at the ship: "no smoking safety first"
me looking at it: *No safety smoking first*
The US: *exists*
Aliens in every movie: And I took that personally
You know the Oil Defense Force is serious when they're bringing out Mammoth Tanks!
I thought you Died in the área 51 raid
1:16 I like how the guy with rocket launcher was like: "Oh, I cant see any target" while being surrounded by swarm of aggressive spiders
American's hears the word oil: invading country for oil INTENSIFIES
Invading is wrong word the correct one is liberating or introducing democracy
*Democracy is non-negotiable*
Some Oil Company in the middle of bumfuck: Sends SOS
US: *u smell that, they GOT SOME OIL*
nobody
The usa: *did somebody say OIL*
nobody:
Uncreative and oversaturated "nobody:" memes:
@@vortigauntsteve49 so you are also talking to your self right?
@@trtyuiop You
@@Kampfer740 "you" what?
@@trtyuiop "What?"
Damn Skinnies giving them bugs coordinates to Earth!
The movie bugs are easy to deal with. However, the novel bugs would give them a living hell.
Yet another master piece of an example to show how advanced our military simulation technology is))))
Fun fact: that's actually images from Norilsk. Where diesel spill lead to uncontrollable mutations among local insects.
How does that even happen
@@killian9314 In russia we have special world for situations like this: raspizdyaystvo (разпиздяйство). Basically when instead of regular maintenance and monitoring everyone just slaking and does nothing.
Man they must think Americans are slackers to do make a word for that but their not wrong tho
CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD. THIS NOTIFICATION WAS A HEAVENSENT!
3:45 You know the United States isn't fucking around when the Battlebus is sent.
*The only good bug is a dead bug*
_Desire to know more intensifies_
Yesterday, i was looking on oil meme like this, and then i found your videos. It's very funny and i'd love to see it more. I thought you will never going to came back again, but hey he's back!
Congrats on him!
A new Banned Inc video?
Is 2020 finally turning for the better?
Perhaps :)
_nah not really, things are gonna get funky from here on out_
Banned Inc. no you just made the preview trailer for a future month
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat *_oh no..._*
@@bannedinc. You doomed us all!
@@edwardcollier7218 Not exactly... If this is what happens next month than the ODF will rescue Earth.
You know shit’s serious when ODF bring out the battle bus
Oh wow. Its those darstadly Starship Trooper bugs. They so happen to be my favourite type of bug
1:56 General Carville from Red Alert 2, talking about bug problem? I don't remember that part.
But Red Alert 1 does have side campaign, fighting the ants.
Red Alert Retaliation on PS1.
Always a treat when you post, cheers!
Man's back
5:02 the big guy must be like : why are we still here? just to suffer?
The Long Awaited squeal is finally here
Aye!, was definitely a bitch finishing it up lol
The man, the myth, the legend is back at it again with his high quality content videos
The man the myth the legend banned inc.
Nah, im just some random bored asian dude in a mountain with a toaster :D
@@bannedinc. He's got kung flu get down
@@bannedinc. love your vids man
*When the usa finds out sweat has oil*
Really?
@@NorwaysGreatestSon I heard that it does
Finally he posted I was literally waiting a long time
Idea: a helicarrier
-An aircraft carrier carried by helis!
It's called a destroyer, by the Japanese military.
everybody gangsta until the Oil Defense Force uses the Battle Bus
How me and the bois get rid of a single cockroach:
An entire new meaning for "flying fortress"
The new Contact DLC update gameplay is looking pretty well.
good to have you back
0:14 No Smoking, Safety First, or No Safety, Smoking First? I'm going with the ladder
I love the smell of freedom in the morning
US Military: *sees a Syrian family walking within 20 miles of a US owned oil well* “DEPLOY THE OIL DEFENSE FORCE!!!!!”
finally, a starship troopers army capable of dealing damage
You know the oil is so important that the USAF bought the *Thicconov An-225.*
Had to make do, since there was no C5 Galaxy atm for the USAF mod, lol
_think of it as a smol lease from antonov_
Founded by the United States in 2014 after oil was found in Takistan, the oil defense force has quickly turned from a task force for defending oil wells in us territory, to the the leading force in repealing alien threats. After the reaper attack of 2019, they have taken this new task to heart. Join today, and defend earth’s oil from the scum of the galaxy.
1:50 I am wondering where you got that footage of General Carville, unless that was also in Starship Troopers
He's in the expansions for Red Alert, as well as Red Alert 2. This is his briefing for the Secret Ant Missions in Red Alert.
what CandCfans101 said, i got C&C:remastered, loved that game as a kid
It's always a good day when papa Banned posts a new OIL video.
Great camera work maestro!
You know how much that would suck just being one of the normal worker guys and a swarm of carnivorous fast moving bugs the size of horses just run you down. And not a damn thing you could do to stop them.
The Camera man always survives
Anything u make is awesome
Hey, I've been waiting for this. Thanks
US military: *Uses combined arms and stomps the bugs*
The Mobile Infantry: We don't do that here.
No safety, smoking first. Gotcha!
"Good news general, we pushed back the bugs from the oil facility... Bad news is that we de- I MEAN they destroyed it in the process."
I thought the cargo ship said "no safety, smoking first" but then i was ohhhh, "No smoking, Safety First."
Love how all the workers have rifles, a vehicle mounted machinegun, and- wait, is that a rocket launcher? I'm guessing you have worked in an American OIL processing plant judging on the accuracy of this video.
good to see the ODF is working!
you know shits getting real when the battle bus rolls on screen
He returned brothers!
An industry that collects resources under attack by aggressive bugs and the said industry has to defend itself, reminds me of Factorio
0:50 - I can hear both the CPU and GPU screaming while trying to render that
Poor random and generic places around the world, always getting attacked by all kind of things xD
I love Arma 3, not just because of its realism, but also because of the mods.
The new Command & Conquer secret mission looks cool.
Nobody:
The ship: NO SAFETY, SMOKING FIRST.
0:19 No Safety, smoking first :3
You know shit's going down when they deploy the legendary battle bus
The new Earth Defense Force game is looking rad.
"We must meet the threat with our valour, our blood, indeed with our very LIVES. To ensure that human kind, not insect, dominates this oil now, and always!"
-Sky Marshal Trump
F in chat for the poor oil worker who became a pancake 1:11
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack
The EDF deploys!
2020 just got 10 times better
The oil defense force vids are amazing!
US Invasion of Iraq : 2003 : 1080p HD
Thing I love is that you go way over the fucking top!
So this was stage two of the invasion. First Keep everyone at home then send the bugs to steal the oil
Arma 4 storyline confirmed
To save our precious oil from any alien attack
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces we won't cut them any slack
THE ODF DEPLOYS!!!
starship troopers 2020 version_
war on earth .Oil industry vs bugs
Wow this new EDF game looks cool!
"Some Random US Oil Processing Facility somewhere"
It truly could be *anywhere*
Oil Defense Force 2025
This is better than the actual game lol
Still making content... God damn, I love it even more now.
Im getting some serious Earth Defense Force vibes 😂
Oh no, the ODF is back, aaaaaaaaaa
I sometimes call the ODF the ODI, or *O I L D E F E N S E I N I T I A T I V E* because I am a GDIboo.
Also, bug bad, kill bug, UN above all, the United Nations and its Human (repeat; HUMAN) allies stand above stupid bugs! Down with Xeno Life!
The battle bus has a better story arc than other popular game protagonists
NO SMOKING
SAFETY FIRST
No safety. Smoking first. Probably a russian oil tanker undercover.
has someone been playing that expensive bug murdering simulator?