War! What is it good for? (Hellsing Abridged)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @davidcase8635
    @davidcase8635 Год назад +883

    The Doctor: "The Holocaust Museum?"
    The Major: "Leave that one be. No one will deny what we did."

    • @Mtn_Dewit
      @Mtn_Dewit Год назад +2

      The Major may be a psychopath, but even he has standards

    • @kamilzawadzki8568
      @kamilzawadzki8568 Год назад +92

      Best line ever

    • @Bhethar
      @Bhethar Год назад +112

      The guy who wrote that line should be teaching screenwriting at universities and have his own Ted Talk

    • @davidcase8635
      @davidcase8635 Год назад +22

      @@Bhethar Damn straight!

    • @niceofgames
      @niceofgames Год назад +41

      This line and later interaction with Integra proves that even the Major has his line in the sand.

  • @ayoutubesaccount9927
    @ayoutubesaccount9927 2 года назад +752

    I think the Major is even more terrifying here than in the original.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  2 года назад +191

      Less edgy is more terrifying, can agree

    • @michaelawesome1864
      @michaelawesome1864 Год назад +45

      @@themysticaldrone4517 The original is less edgy then a War Loving Nazi Psychopath Vampire?

    • @ActuallySatan
      @ActuallySatan Год назад +115

      @@michaelawesome1864 The Major actually isn't a vampire. In the original, he actively refused vampirism when he was dying after a battle because he held his humanity in too high esteem to sully his body with vampire blood.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 Год назад +64

      @@ActuallySatan BUT WHY WAS HE A CYBORG?!

    • @ozangozoglu6155
      @ozangozoglu6155 Год назад +57

      ​@@jotheunissen9274 to survive, still a human with robot attachments

  • @Kolbatsu
    @Kolbatsu 6 месяцев назад +124

    "Hey, mate. What's the last thing you'd ever see in the night sky?"
    "Huh, that's a deep question man."
    "Naw now cuz its blimps."

  • @raizenr2387
    @raizenr2387 2 года назад +395

    This is unironically the absolute best use if this song 8n modern media. It just fuckin. S L A P S

  • @valkordarkmoor9108
    @valkordarkmoor9108 2 года назад +307

    Second best scene after the “I called heads” part

    • @arno7163
      @arno7163 11 месяцев назад

      Which scene and episode is that from?

    • @valkordarkmoor9108
      @valkordarkmoor9108 11 месяцев назад

      @@arno7163 This scene is from episode 5 of helping ultimate abridged. The "I called heads scene" is from episode 10 of the same series at about 4:45 minutes into episode 10. Hope that helps!

  • @PsyberKing48
    @PsyberKing48 10 месяцев назад +78

    1:35 My Favorite Line From Herr Major. I laughed every time I hear this

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 3 месяца назад +23

    Of course, speaking of music… the accompaniment tonight has been selected via survey. And I hope you are as excited as I am!
    The song tonight is most appropriate, for ironic reasons. The best reasons!
    But first, a toast.
    To the answer to an age old question:
    War.

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 2 года назад +277

    Anyone else curious what Nicolas Cage wrote in the two page forward?

    • @michaelawesome1864
      @michaelawesome1864 Год назад +75

      "NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" over and over again for 2 pages

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 Год назад +71

      Nicolas cage: "i fully support this aslong as you steal the magna carta. I have the declaration of independence and im trying to get a collection going"

    • @loadeddice4696
      @loadeddice4696 Год назад +17

      @@InhumanFan98 "Gut niews! Ve also got ze first edizion of Samual Pepys' diary, just to tsrow into ze bargain!"

    • @TheTopHatNerd-sz7dp
      @TheTopHatNerd-sz7dp 8 месяцев назад

      I am

  • @whisperingrisk2241
    @whisperingrisk2241 Год назад +110

    Imagine in real life how fast all of Britans allied countries would intervene in this attack

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 Год назад +36

      Depending on how far those blimps got, maaaybe not fast enough

    • @Agent_Toren
      @Agent_Toren Год назад +28

      German vampires. GERMAN VAMPIRES

    • @whisperingrisk2241
      @whisperingrisk2241 Год назад +3

      In real life, people in real life have knowledge of zombies, werewolves, and vampires, so it wouldn't be that hard to kill them

    • @Agent_Toren
      @Agent_Toren Год назад +22

      @@whisperingrisk2241these vamps don’t work the same, also silver is quite expensive, plus, as stated in the actual episode, comms were entirely down so no one would just rush in, even if they did, they still wouldn’t know who was attacking, meaning lots of ghoulie ghouls

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 11 месяцев назад +15

      Well apparently America is imploding in this universe.

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy Год назад +68

    Hans, Hans, bring it down a nacht

  • @TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    @TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Год назад +78

    Thank you for highlighting this piece of one of the best abridged series out there

  • @the_glowsquid6729
    @the_glowsquid6729 Месяц назад +2

    My favorite part is "Induction, then destruction! Who wants to die?!" The sheer emotion in that line gets me

  • @demonsupersaiyan
    @demonsupersaiyan Месяц назад +7

    Anyone else notice when the song was going “Absolutely Nothing” the word nothing was covered up at a few points….

  • @addex1236
    @addex1236 Год назад +90

    Honestly TFS made some parts more epic this is one of those parts and mean the meaning of the word epic song choice can go a long way

  • @EdwardBelanger-t1z
    @EdwardBelanger-t1z 3 месяца назад +9

    I love when he says "Ja, ja London bridge is falling down ve all know the song, look you be the first to burn it down you can go ahead and sing it i don't care!" 1:45 1:40 1:39 1:41

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman 2 года назад +127

    Wish there was an amv version of this.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  2 года назад +34

      Technically this could classify as an AMV for "War"

    • @VooshSpokesman
      @VooshSpokesman 2 года назад +12

      @@themysticaldrone4517 hrmnnn somewhat but not really. Most of it is people talking and the War part is too short.

    • @EdwardBelanger-t1z
      @EdwardBelanger-t1z 26 дней назад

      ​@@themysticaldrone4517what is an AMV?

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  26 дней назад

      @@EdwardBelanger-t1z Anime/Animated Music Video

    • @EdwardBelanger-t1z
      @EdwardBelanger-t1z 22 дня назад

      @@themysticaldrone4517 thanks

  • @dantegreciante7984
    @dantegreciante7984 Год назад +72

    Truly ironic.

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 Год назад +25

    This scene is exactly why I chose this as one of my War Tracks for vehicles in DMZ.

  • @kennethha416
    @kennethha416 4 месяца назад +4

    this scene is genuinely so chilling and badass baffles me this is supposed to be a parody

  • @REALMSMPBCDC
    @REALMSMPBCDC Год назад +37

    I've never watched this, but not I want too. I'm not really into anime, but this is goooodddd.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  Год назад +22

      I'll be honest with the original is kind of edgy, but the fan made by TFS is amazing

    • @TheEngineer28
      @TheEngineer28 Год назад +5

      DO IT! The abridged series is amazing!

    • @maxdresser2526
      @maxdresser2526 Год назад +5

      Both versions are great. The original is dark and it provides another alternative to vampire lore, whereas the abridged version took it and put a darkly, comedic spin on it.

  • @rogerdetillion9644
    @rogerdetillion9644 5 месяцев назад +4

    Hans Hans, take it down a notch

  • @reasonlevett
    @reasonlevett Месяц назад +2

    “Naw naw, cus it’s blimps”

  • @TheWaluigiman1
    @TheWaluigiman1 7 месяцев назад +6

    Sometimes I have trouble telling the difference between the Abridged and Original major. They are so similar, it's uncanny.

  • @David-rq1oc
    @David-rq1oc Год назад +25

    Do you even read my Christmas list

  • @goodsonicfan5016
    @goodsonicfan5016 Год назад +21

    Was that Nazi music before they used Edwin Starr’s song War?

    • @PillowWillow007
      @PillowWillow007 Год назад +9

      That was Englandleid, a german sailor piece from around WW1

  • @Uirisu1
    @Uirisu1 2 года назад +63

    What is the name of the song playing while the major is giving his speech?

    • @willknox6407
      @willknox6407 2 года назад +9

      War by Edwin starr

    • @Uirisu1
      @Uirisu1 2 года назад +6

      @@willknox6407 i was talking about the one that is very quiet. its stars at 1:26

    • @zikiel6431
      @zikiel6431 2 года назад +16

      Englandlied. I believe canon Hellsing Ultimate uses it over one of the credits.

    • @Uirisu1
      @Uirisu1 2 года назад +1

      @@zikiel6431 Thanks, that was it.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 2 года назад +5

      @@Uirisu1 that's an actual German march from the 3rd Reich era.

  • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
    @RikkiTikkiTavi290 Месяц назад +1

    I mean yea its evil but god damn was this a good part of the Abridged. Nazi zeppelins from WWII using V2 rockets to explode a giant swastika into London while Nazi SS vampire soldiers kill and destroy everything while "War" plays at full blast? Inspired story telling.

  • @cernunnos8344
    @cernunnos8344 5 месяцев назад +1

    I still dont understand the Nicolas Cage joke

  • @meijuta
    @meijuta Год назад +4

    Only 240p...

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  Год назад +4

      Sadly when uploading this I suffered from Shitternet, download of 80kb/s and upload of like 10kb/2, the file I uploaded was fine but youtube refused to make it HD

  • @Quackerilla
    @Quackerilla 3 дня назад

    cus it's blimps

  • @jerrymoto6249
    @jerrymoto6249 2 года назад +46

    RUclips recommended me this and the worst part is I've seen the entirety of The Abridged parody not entirely sure why you recorded and reposted it.
    Best of luck with your Channel.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  2 года назад +41

      I was looking for the specific scene without having to link the entire video but no one had it (Of course everyone had immediately before and after) but not that one moment

    • @lalnablehector1285
      @lalnablehector1285 2 года назад +23

      because its a great scene people want to rewatch

  • @Diainvcgtslover
    @Diainvcgtslover 2 месяца назад

    0:20

  • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
    @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 4 месяца назад

    Can anybody complete this " But first.......to the answer of an age old......" I don't understand those words.

    • @dandyfromthetwenty7429
      @dandyfromthetwenty7429 4 месяца назад

      Question

    • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 4 месяца назад

      @@dandyfromthetwenty7429 what?

    • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 4 месяца назад

      ​@@dandyfromthetwenty7429explain me his dialogue in between 1:53 - 2:07.

    • @greenowl3062
      @greenowl3062 3 месяца назад +2

      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh “-and I hope you are as excited as I am! The song tonight is most appropriate for, Ironic reasons, the best reasons. But first, a toast, to the answer to an age old question-“

    • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 3 месяца назад

      @@greenowl3062 thank you bro.

  • @Andrew-sr5nq
    @Andrew-sr5nq 6 месяцев назад +2

    RIP Hanz😢

  • @JakeFletton
    @JakeFletton 3 месяца назад

    When I was gonna watch thismi expected bloodshed but I didn't expect it be a fucking comedy mixed with bloodshed