War! What is it good for? (Hellsing Abridged)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
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    Taken from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 5: • Hellsing Ultimate Abri...

Комментарии • 88

  • @davidcase8635
    @davidcase8635 Год назад +715

    The Doctor: "The Holocaust Museum?"
    The Major: "Leave that one be. No one will deny what we did."

    • @Mtn_Dewit
      @Mtn_Dewit Год назад

      The Major may be a psychopath, but even he has standards

    • @kamilzawadzki8568
      @kamilzawadzki8568 Год назад +77

      Best line ever

    • @Bhethar
      @Bhethar Год назад +93

      The guy who wrote that line should be teaching screenwriting at universities and have his own Ted Talk

    • @davidcase8635
      @davidcase8635 Год назад +17

      @@Bhethar Damn straight!

    • @niceguyofgames9490
      @niceguyofgames9490 Год назад +30

      This line and later interaction with Integra proves that even the Major has his line in the sand.

  • @ayoutubesaccount9927
    @ayoutubesaccount9927 2 года назад +642

    I think the Major is even more terrifying here than in the original.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  Год назад +157

      Less edgy is more terrifying, can agree

    • @michaelawesome1864
      @michaelawesome1864 Год назад +34

      @@themysticaldrone4517 The original is less edgy then a War Loving Nazi Psychopath Vampire?

    • @ActuallySatan
      @ActuallySatan Год назад +85

      @@michaelawesome1864 The Major actually isn't a vampire. In the original, he actively refused vampirism when he was dying after a battle because he held his humanity in too high esteem to sully his body with vampire blood.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 Год назад +51

      @@ActuallySatan BUT WHY WAS HE A CYBORG?!

    • @ozangozoglu6155
      @ozangozoglu6155 Год назад +48

      ​@@jotheunissen9274 to survive, still a human with robot attachments

  • @Kolbatsu
    @Kolbatsu 2 месяца назад +35

    "Hey, mate. What's the last thing you'd ever see in the night sky?"
    "Huh, that's a deep question man."
    "Naw now cuz its blimps."

  • @Insomnia-Demon
    @Insomnia-Demon 4 месяца назад +51

    You gotta love how they match The Major's responses to Doktor to the lyrics of the song
    "Yes because it means the destruction of innocent lives."
    "Induction, then destruction, WHO WANTS TO DIE!" its damn good

  • @raizenr2387
    @raizenr2387 2 года назад +348

    This is unironically the absolute best use if this song 8n modern media. It just fuckin. S L A P S

  • @valkordarkmoor9108
    @valkordarkmoor9108 Год назад +246

    Second best scene after the “I called heads” part

    • @arno7163
      @arno7163 8 месяцев назад

      Which scene and episode is that from?

    • @valkordarkmoor9108
      @valkordarkmoor9108 8 месяцев назад

      @@arno7163 This scene is from episode 5 of helping ultimate abridged. The "I called heads scene" is from episode 10 of the same series at about 4:45 minutes into episode 10. Hope that helps!

  • @PsyberKing48
    @PsyberKing48 7 месяцев назад +49

    1:35 My Favorite Line From Herr Major. I laughed every time I hear this

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 Год назад +234

    Anyone else curious what Nicolas Cage wrote in the two page forward?

    • @michaelawesome1864
      @michaelawesome1864 Год назад +60

      "NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" over and over again for 2 pages

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Год назад +60

      Nicolas cage: "i fully support this aslong as you steal the magna carta. I have the declaration of independence and im trying to get a collection going"

    • @loadeddice4696
      @loadeddice4696 Год назад +12

      @@AquaFan1998 "Gut niews! Ve also got ze first edizion of Samual Pepys' diary, just to tsrow into ze bargain!"

    • @TheTopHatNerd-sz7dp
      @TheTopHatNerd-sz7dp 4 месяца назад

      I am

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy 10 месяцев назад +45

    Hans, Hans, bring it down a nacht

  • @whisperingrisk2241
    @whisperingrisk2241 Год назад +83

    Imagine in real life how fast all of Britans allied countries would intervene in this attack

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 Год назад +20

      Depending on how far those blimps got, maaaybe not fast enough

    • @Agent_Toren
      @Agent_Toren Год назад +15

      German vampires. GERMAN VAMPIRES

    • @whisperingrisk2241
      @whisperingrisk2241 Год назад +1

      In real life, people in real life have knowledge of zombies, werewolves, and vampires, so it wouldn't be that hard to kill them

    • @Agent_Toren
      @Agent_Toren Год назад +14

      @@whisperingrisk2241these vamps don’t work the same, also silver is quite expensive, plus, as stated in the actual episode, comms were entirely down so no one would just rush in, even if they did, they still wouldn’t know who was attacking, meaning lots of ghoulie ghouls

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 7 месяцев назад +7

      Well apparently America is imploding in this universe.

  • @addex1236
    @addex1236 Год назад +75

    Honestly TFS made some parts more epic this is one of those parts and mean the meaning of the word epic song choice can go a long way

  • @TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    @TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Год назад +70

    Thank you for highlighting this piece of one of the best abridged series out there

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman Год назад +111

    Wish there was an amv version of this.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  Год назад +29

      Technically this could classify as an AMV for "War"

    • @VooshSpokesman
      @VooshSpokesman Год назад +10

      @@themysticaldrone4517 hrmnnn somewhat but not really. Most of it is people talking and the War part is too short.

  • @dantegreciante7984
    @dantegreciante7984 Год назад +51

    Truly ironic.

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 Год назад +21

    This scene is exactly why I chose this as one of my War Tracks for vehicles in DMZ.

  • @REALMSMPBCDC
    @REALMSMPBCDC Год назад +30

    I've never watched this, but not I want too. I'm not really into anime, but this is goooodddd.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  Год назад +18

      I'll be honest with the original is kind of edgy, but the fan made by TFS is amazing

    • @TheEngineer28
      @TheEngineer28 Год назад +4

      DO IT! The abridged series is amazing!

    • @maxdresser2526
      @maxdresser2526 Год назад +4

      Both versions are great. The original is dark and it provides another alternative to vampire lore, whereas the abridged version took it and put a darkly, comedic spin on it.

  • @David-rq1oc
    @David-rq1oc Год назад +20

    Do you even read my Christmas list

  • @TheWaluigiman1
    @TheWaluigiman1 3 месяца назад +3

    Sometimes I have trouble telling the difference between the Abridged and Original major. They are so similar, it's uncanny.

  • @rogerdetillion9644
    @rogerdetillion9644 2 месяца назад +1

    Hans Hans, take it down a notch

  • @kennethha416
    @kennethha416 Месяц назад

    this scene is genuinely so chilling and badass baffles me this is supposed to be a parody

  • @goodsonicfan5016
    @goodsonicfan5016 Год назад +18

    Was that Nazi music before they used Edwin Starr’s song War?

    • @PillowWillow007
      @PillowWillow007 Год назад +8

      That was Englandleid, a german sailor piece from around WW1

  • @cernunnos8344
    @cernunnos8344 Месяц назад +1

    I still dont understand the Nicolas Cage joke

  • @Uirisu1
    @Uirisu1 2 года назад +59

    What is the name of the song playing while the major is giving his speech?

    • @willknox6407
      @willknox6407 Год назад +9

      War by Edwin starr

    • @Uirisu1
      @Uirisu1 Год назад +6

      @@willknox6407 i was talking about the one that is very quiet. its stars at 1:26

    • @zikiel6431
      @zikiel6431 Год назад +15

      Englandlied. I believe canon Hellsing Ultimate uses it over one of the credits.

    • @Uirisu1
      @Uirisu1 Год назад +1

      @@zikiel6431 Thanks, that was it.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. Год назад +5

      @@Uirisu1 that's an actual German march from the 3rd Reich era.

  • @jerrymoto6249
    @jerrymoto6249 2 года назад +45

    RUclips recommended me this and the worst part is I've seen the entirety of The Abridged parody not entirely sure why you recorded and reposted it.
    Best of luck with your Channel.

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  2 года назад +41

      I was looking for the specific scene without having to link the entire video but no one had it (Of course everyone had immediately before and after) but not that one moment

    • @lalnablehector1285
      @lalnablehector1285 2 года назад +23

      because its a great scene people want to rewatch

  • @metactal
    @metactal 9 месяцев назад +4

    Only 240p...

    • @themysticaldrone4517
      @themysticaldrone4517  9 месяцев назад +2

      Sadly when uploading this I suffered from Shitternet, download of 80kb/s and upload of like 10kb/2, the file I uploaded was fine but youtube refused to make it HD

  • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
    @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 27 дней назад

    Can anybody complete this " But first.......to the answer of an age old......" I don't understand those words.

    • @dandyfromthetwenty7429
      @dandyfromthetwenty7429 13 дней назад

      Question

    • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 13 дней назад

      @@dandyfromthetwenty7429 what?

    • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 13 дней назад

      ​@@dandyfromthetwenty7429explain me his dialogue in between 1:53 - 2:07.

    • @greenowl3062
      @greenowl3062 3 дня назад

      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh “-and I hope you are as excited as I am! The song tonight is most appropriate for, Ironic reasons, the best reasons. But first, a toast, to the answer to an age old question-“

    • @Nishan_Mattgajsingh
      @Nishan_Mattgajsingh 3 дня назад

      @@greenowl3062 thank you bro.

  • @Andrew-sr5nq
    @Andrew-sr5nq 2 месяца назад +2

    RIP Hanz😢