Noel Gallagher's best and funniest moments

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июл 2011
  • some of Noels best stories and one liners
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  • @mullex7499
    @mullex7499 9 лет назад +2649

    Noel: I'm only 5ft 8. Interviewer: I'm 6ft1. Noel: well good for you, I'm a multi millionaire

  • @deathparty5615
    @deathparty5615 7 лет назад +907

    "This is Noel from the band..."
    "Osmosis"
    😂

    • @noluntas
      @noluntas 5 лет назад +11

      I didn't notice this LOOOOOOOL

    • @PiripiElLoco
      @PiripiElLoco 3 года назад +2

      Minute?

    • @danlatter1
      @danlatter1 3 года назад +7

      @@PiripiElLoco 7:46

  • @KTKZon58
    @KTKZon58 7 лет назад +1058

    "I'm a rockstar...I'm paid to be childish" GREATEST. QUOTE. EVER.

    • @denniswalker9973
      @denniswalker9973 6 лет назад +2

      Co 's new book

    • @XxxX-wx3er
      @XxxX-wx3er 4 года назад +5

      Karen The kat ZON - everything except getting kicking off ferries ⛴

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 7 лет назад +992

    "Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"
    Noel: "Yes, it's definitely a boy or a girl"

    • @lilcreature4006
      @lilcreature4006 5 лет назад +12

      Yes we know we watched the video

    • @MrTechnodude4life
      @MrTechnodude4life 5 лет назад +57

      @@lilcreature4006 bet you're fun at parties

    • @capo328
      @capo328 3 года назад +15

      That would get him canceled these days

    • @hahahahahaha2214
      @hahahahahaha2214 3 года назад +1

      WatcherFall why

    • @MegaMasterkiller666
      @MegaMasterkiller666 3 года назад +11

      @@hahahahahaha2214 Probably would offend some transgender person

  • @reecej6155
    @reecej6155 8 лет назад +630

    "I'm 6'1..."
    "Well good for you I'm a multimillionaire."

  • @Gigimolly11
    @Gigimolly11 12 лет назад +301

    "And the winner of the best live band is OASIS"
    Liam - "THAT'S RUBBISH! Oh.. It's us!"

    • @marianafernandaespinosabra4510
      @marianafernandaespinosabra4510 3 года назад +10

      I laugh so hard lol I can imagine Liam saying that LOL XD I. LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂JAJJAA JNFKNFBF KWBDKENDKRNWKFBR

  • @buzzardbeatniks
    @buzzardbeatniks 7 лет назад +541

    I'm so glad I decided to go on a Noel and Liam Gallagher binge tonight, been laughing my ass off.

    • @seltaeb3302
      @seltaeb3302 3 года назад

      Says a lot about Oasis Mancunians type. Copy the Beatles & learn how to engage instead of the Am I Hard routine. If you're goin' to copy the Beatles go all the way with intelligence.

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 3 года назад +262

    “What’s bigger your ego or your talent?”
    That is a truly incredible question because no one can ever answer truthfully. If you’re ego *was* bigger than your talent you’d always answer “talent” because of your ego.
    It’s like a philosophical paradox

    • @kristelpi652
      @kristelpi652 2 года назад +9

      And then if you say ego it means you’re not that talented

    • @assholebyginger
      @assholebyginger 2 года назад

      Holy shit

    • @amywalsh2001
      @amywalsh2001 2 года назад +4

      Ego is just over compensation for rooted insecurities. Egotistical people know their faults more then you'll ever know.

    • @amywalsh2001
      @amywalsh2001 2 года назад

      Oh and anger is just fear. If you didn't fear it you wouldn't see it as a threat and you wouldn't get angry in order to protect yourself. You just go two free psych lessons. You're welcome.

    • @ryanjavierortega8513
      @ryanjavierortega8513 Год назад

      Me talent, me egos still catching up

  • @robertclifford2470
    @robertclifford2470 9 лет назад +582

    "Hey Liam, if your watching, they started laughing first" I started laughing

  • @jake2355
    @jake2355 7 лет назад +617

    "I'm 6ft1"
    "Yeah i'm a multi-millionaire"

    • @Jordan-zi8fn
      @Jordan-zi8fn 7 лет назад +15

      What part was that?

    • @issyb575
      @issyb575 6 лет назад +3

      JorTo TheDan 3:20

    • @finbardyce-stagg8980
      @finbardyce-stagg8980 6 лет назад +12

      ''Well, good for you, I'm a multi-millionaire'' *

    • @thedeadbeats
      @thedeadbeats 3 года назад +1

      @@finbardyce-stagg8980 best quote of the whole segment haha

  • @jamofarmer01
    @jamofarmer01 8 лет назад +120

    How much is that ring? 'A fucking fortune now its been on my finger'. Legend

  • @SpiritOfMontgomery
    @SpiritOfMontgomery 8 лет назад +230

    "What's your mums name?" "Dave"

  • @mareikem6098
    @mareikem6098 8 лет назад +151

    "sounds like my brother" hilarious

  • @missgfaulkner
    @missgfaulkner 10 лет назад +161

    'Look at me, don't consider the camera-'
    'I'll do what the fuck I want I'm afraid, don't tell me what to do.'
    The elder Gallagher has spoken.

    • @glengormleygamer4222
      @glengormleygamer4222 5 лет назад +1

      I'd say the same thing mate lol

    • @Dessienewshoes
      @Dessienewshoes 3 года назад +2

      So would I. What asshole thought they'd get away with saying that to him?

  • @Deanooooification
    @Deanooooification 8 лет назад +240

    From the band 'osmosis" haha classic

  • @MrCube17
    @MrCube17 10 лет назад +212

    "He's got nits"

  • @AdamJAhmed
    @AdamJAhmed 10 лет назад +663

    "Osmosis" still kills me

  • @amandag263
    @amandag263 9 лет назад +247

    "Who won the world cup? Noely G"

  • @nisha6759
    @nisha6759 2 года назад +88

    Noel makes me laugh more than most professional comedians do.

    • @Chev987
      @Chev987 Год назад

      Hi

    • @rtothec1234
      @rtothec1234 5 месяцев назад +1

      Right? He is so effortlessly funny.

  • @Elnont
    @Elnont 4 года назад +61

    Noel’s humour, pretends to be a dick and is self deprecating - comedy gold.

  • @dmays4964
    @dmays4964 5 лет назад +37

    4:40- 5:55 " it's Amazing" had me laughing so hard. Sad thing is he's right with his sarcasm. Lol

  • @xeshtaed
    @xeshtaed 8 лет назад +205

    I love how Ian Brown finds everything Noel says hilarious (Which it is). Genius bros.

    • @xeshtaed
      @xeshtaed 7 лет назад +6

      At 4:37 on the Jonathan Ross segment. And he's doing the hand clicky thing hahaha.

    • @minigrande1939
      @minigrande1939 2 года назад

      Boom northern monkee man legend

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 2 года назад

      Tis good to see ❤🇬🇧👍

    • @ryplay08
      @ryplay08 Год назад

      @@hayizmehs1252 Ian Brown was the lead singer of the Stone Roses

  • @Senior_City
    @Senior_City 7 лет назад +508

    "thats the thing, the middle classes experiment with drugs, the working class get stuck right in!' Heh, heh, true story ;)

    • @trayc2762
      @trayc2762 4 года назад +23

      @Adrian B He was referencing growing up as an adolescent.
      His ''class'' hasn't changed. Everyone changes as they get older - assuming they're not emotionally or intellectually impaired.
      As for being a "ponce"; no idea why you think that. However of course, it's entirely your right to have and express any opinion to which you're so inclined.
      Best wishes to all.. .

    • @jackhrp2280
      @jackhrp2280 3 года назад +5

      Your hard pal

    • @trayc2762
      @trayc2762 3 года назад +8

      @@jackhrp2280 😆 Isn't he?! I bet he was the one all the girls on the estate liked when whe was 16; however, 20 plus years later; not so much......
      And just in-case someone misconstrues my comment; I'm certainly not mugging off kids from council estates; I grew up on one piss poor, in South East London until aged 18years it was the only home I knew. It was fine. I'm proud of where I come from.
      I take more drugs now actually - obviously i'm still working class; Reality now is financially more affluent but I so dislike where I am at the moment. So naturally, I do what any normal person who ought to face up to their stagnant Ha...Mind you; I've been saying that since I was 30. At 42, it's just cringey and embarrassing frankly. My poor kids..... Best wishes to you and love to you and to all. Txx🎵🎸

    • @leonwilliams4327
      @leonwilliams4327 3 года назад

      Posh toff munching torfu

    • @liamking9003
      @liamking9003 3 года назад

      Fucking right!

  • @SalazarK33
    @SalazarK33 12 лет назад +82

    Man:"Liam is a brilliant singer"
    -People laughs-
    Noel:"Liam if you are watching, people started laughing first"
    hahahaha he is godlike

  • @AlainBradette
    @AlainBradette 8 лет назад +279

    I defenetly loved the "that's amazing" part by Noel. that's so Amazing dude!!!!!!!!!!! it's about 5 and a half minuits in or so.

    • @M3x1cola
      @M3x1cola 6 лет назад +2

      Alain Bradette truly amazing.

    • @boahboah3216
      @boahboah3216 4 года назад +6

      I’m amazed at how amazing that was

    • @trayc2762
      @trayc2762 4 года назад +3

      And amazing to be told where to find the "amazing* part to the video pertaining to Noel. One would be amazingly sure that nobody would feel the amazingly peculiar need to inform us all. Yes, amazingly - we also watched it! Woah yeah - fucking crazyily amazing coincidence that we would actually watch and listen to this content..........I mean, I know it's RUclips and the demographic are most amazingly dumb by and large but it might amaze you to learn you are not the only person who plays video content.

    • @sevensorrows2595
      @sevensorrows2595 2 года назад

      Amazing comments.

  • @elliottdodson50
    @elliottdodson50 8 лет назад +252

    SAUSAGES

  • @MeakinMufc
    @MeakinMufc 10 лет назад +60

    "Am I happy? NO I'M NOT I WANT MORE!" makes me laugh everytime

  • @jibranstetieh8389
    @jibranstetieh8389 8 лет назад +318

    4:50 to 5:57 is amazing.

  • @bobdylan.
    @bobdylan. 7 лет назад +73

    7:25 "That sounds like my brother" ahahahahhah 😂 😂

  • @marjanp4784
    @marjanp4784 Год назад +6

    "sounds like my brother" 🤣😂
    I lost it there...🙈

  • @annelabeau6402
    @annelabeau6402 9 лет назад +99

    The best way to sum up this entire video and Noel Gallagher's life is by watching a seven second clip starting on 12:12

    • @onirico7913
      @onirico7913 6 лет назад +1

      Anne LaBeau it really took me a while to understand what you wanted to say, just cut it to the video timing next time and that's it ffs

  • @yaniskhamsi808
    @yaniskhamsi808 7 лет назад +116

    LOL He called himself "Noely G."

  • @seanannersisthebest
    @seanannersisthebest 9 лет назад +135

    This is Noel, from the band
    Noel- Osmosis

  • @HughJorgan1
    @HughJorgan1 6 лет назад +43

    13:25 "He can't tell the time and I can't drive".

  • @emilyrl840
    @emilyrl840 5 лет назад +26

    4:40 They don't understand that hes actually angry. I love Noel Gallagher. He's a gorgeous sexy as all hell and brilliant man.

  • @AgentXPQ
    @AgentXPQ 10 лет назад +537

    I was never a huge Oasis fan. Regardless, this guy is rapidly turning into my favorite comedian.

    • @underated17
      @underated17 3 года назад +4

      I agree with you! I just rediscovered the Beatles last week and Oasis again! I realized they are two of my favourite bands!

    • @underated17
      @underated17 3 года назад +17

      You cannot say that live forever, champagne supernova sky and don’t look back in anger are not perfect songs!

    • @mysticedge4
      @mysticedge4 3 года назад +3

      Noel and Liam are so funny

    • @tracycampbell3060
      @tracycampbell3060 2 года назад

      Me too

    • @suziekg77
      @suziekg77 2 года назад +2

      Oasis where the 90s, as the Beatles where the 60s…. And they’re still relevant today….

  • @theboystevens
    @theboystevens 5 лет назад +179

    Personal favourite is at 3:27 ...Liam can't help but beam a smile at his big bro's anecdote ❤️
    ...He loves him really

  • @coleyoly9978
    @coleyoly9978 6 лет назад +46

    4:40 that interview is amazing

  • @DaveDicko1
    @DaveDicko1 7 лет назад +17

    "I'll do what the fuck I want, don't tell me what to do"

  • @obscurebandfan
    @obscurebandfan 6 лет назад +102

    After watching Noel Gallagher and Karl Pilkington clips I've come to the conclusion Manchester people are naturally hilarious.

  • @urtwopid
    @urtwopid 11 лет назад +14

    I love his answer about the ring:
    Is it real?
    Yeah, it's real.
    How much is it worth?
    Now that it's been on my finger, bloody priceless!

  • @oceaux2392
    @oceaux2392 2 года назад +11

    12:36 I love that even though he's re-telling something that he said he makes the accent even MORE Manchester

  • @arthurmatthews9321
    @arthurmatthews9321 4 года назад +59

    Noel should have his own comedy show.

  • @lukebreunig
    @lukebreunig 8 лет назад +58

    "sounds like my brother"

  • @emilyrl840
    @emilyrl840 5 лет назад +17

    Noel has the best smile. He's just so gorgeous.

  • @User-jk8wq
    @User-jk8wq 3 года назад +16

    13:25 His comic timing here is spot on lol

  • @isaacleillhikar4566
    @isaacleillhikar4566 4 года назад +16

    "I'll do what I want, I'm afraid."

  • @antibling
    @antibling 9 лет назад +34

    "No I'm not I want MORE!" hahah

  • @broon8CFC
    @broon8CFC 9 лет назад +107

    Sausages

  • @jamienicholls3754
    @jamienicholls3754 8 лет назад +124

    This made me really want to listen to oasis

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 5 лет назад +2

      jamie nicholls did you?

    • @ik9321
      @ik9321 4 года назад +9

      Osmosis

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 года назад +7

      *Osmosis

  • @montpelier42d
    @montpelier42d 9 лет назад +137

    Noel is so smart and funny.

    • @XxxX-wx3er
      @XxxX-wx3er 4 года назад +2

      montpelier42d - he's a real catch

  • @bellerophonchallen8861
    @bellerophonchallen8861 3 года назад +23

    "No one likes jazz except blokes who wear jackets like yours." Wise words from Mr. Gallagher.

  • @madruguinha1903
    @madruguinha1903 9 лет назад +23

    "sounds like my brother" LOL

  • @shune84
    @shune84 7 лет назад +12

    "look at me and don't consider the camera" "ill do what the fuck i want , don't tell me what to do" haha he sounded german aswell xD

  • @WhenWorldsCollide91
    @WhenWorldsCollide91 11 лет назад +20

    "Where'd you get them shoes from?"
    "Why, what's up with them?"
    "I'm not saying what's up with them, but where'd you get them from?"
    "What's it got to do with you where I got them from?" :D

  • @NitroCrypt
    @NitroCrypt 3 года назад +11

    7:46 this is noel from the band osmosis

  • @marianafernandaespinosabra4510
    @marianafernandaespinosabra4510 3 года назад +13

    14:21 Imagine Liam at that moment xD
    Liam: RUBBISH!! RU-!! oh it's us :v

  • @ufewl
    @ufewl 8 лет назад +53

    one of the funniest pop stars ever, could have made it as a stand up comic, he has bags of funny stories and tells them really well. talented guy.

  • @EvenWaysMusic
    @EvenWaysMusic 4 года назад +11

    "Don't talk to him".... "He's got nits" xD

  • @broodchicken4172
    @broodchicken4172 8 лет назад +81

    Noel would be great to hangout with

    • @alundavies8402
      @alundavies8402 3 года назад +5

      Until he decides to roast you

    • @southplainsrr
      @southplainsrr 3 года назад +5

      @@alundavies8402 nah, getting roasted by Noel would be awesome, you know he’d be the only one to do a really proper job doing it

  • @scottyw0tty420
    @scottyw0tty420 9 лет назад +53

    All of the moments were "amazin"

  • @ch35t3rd3
    @ch35t3rd3 6 лет назад +12

    01:07 - This cracks me up every time.....

  • @lizziedallas8345
    @lizziedallas8345 3 года назад +4

    “this is noel from the band..”
    noel: “osmosis”

  • @phenomenalone2701
    @phenomenalone2701 5 лет назад +18

    3:23
    I'm 6ft1
    Well good for you i'm multi- millionaire

  • @nohabloemojislosiento4930
    @nohabloemojislosiento4930 3 года назад +4

    So far, this is the best 15 minutes of my day.

  • @brisa3811
    @brisa3811 6 лет назад +7

    I love the "that's amazing" part is such amazing. I'm amazed. Fuck, really amazing.

  • @marv5078
    @marv5078 2 года назад +1

    That was an amazing interview 😂

  • @tinymacmurph
    @tinymacmurph 11 лет назад +16

    If Noel ever does a stand up tour I'll be at the front of the queue, he's a a star

  • @Raitor33
    @Raitor33 2 года назад +6

    Even if I don’t agree with him all the time, he’s so fucking confident about his opinions and he articulates them so nicely that it’s impossible not to love him.

  • @BDaMonkey
    @BDaMonkey 6 лет назад +21

    I've always found this guy incredibly funny.

  • @janekellie3472
    @janekellie3472 Год назад

    This Is Beyond Epic.. Thanks For Your Sharing This 👏

  • @Jamie-bv6mz
    @Jamie-bv6mz 2 года назад +1

    This was truly amazing

  • @MyloXyloto94
    @MyloXyloto94 9 лет назад +17

    This video is amazing!

  • @r.k.2204
    @r.k.2204 6 лет назад +4

    allways makes my day

  • @vithusan40
    @vithusan40 11 лет назад

    This video was just AMAZING

  • @oasis4ever92
    @oasis4ever92 10 лет назад +15

    "well good for you, I'm a multi-millionaire" - personal favourite

  • @jessiejames7492
    @jessiejames7492 9 лет назад +26

    its not arrogance, its self believe ! how true!

  • @mrbsred1
    @mrbsred1 9 лет назад

    Best vid I've seen in a while

  • @PoliticusRex632
    @PoliticusRex632 2 месяца назад

    This was amazing

  • @ThePurpleSheep
    @ThePurpleSheep 11 лет назад +6

    "Liam if you're watching, THEY started laughing first." LMAO

  • @angelp.5431
    @angelp.5431 7 лет назад +274

    i find him oddly attractive.

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 7 лет назад +27

      Angel P. Honestly.... so do I. More than Liam, in fact. I just embrace it 😂

    • @angelp.5431
      @angelp.5431 7 лет назад +46

      Totally 😂. his still attractive after all these years young or older. his voice is very very nice as well.

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 7 лет назад +22

      Angel P. I agree. His talent and wit is like icing on a cake

    • @lerougelerouge716
      @lerougelerouge716 4 года назад +9

      He's an absolute dream boat !

    • @redstar7292
      @redstar7292 4 года назад +18

      Yeah it's strange isn't it.? He's not unsexy. What is it - the mono brow, the reptilian eyes - his small feet. ?

  • @LeTon75
    @LeTon75 10 лет назад +1

    Brilliant videos mate!

  • @globewide3
    @globewide3 11 лет назад +2

    I can't watch this enough times, cracks me up

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 12 лет назад +17

    Noel is a piece of work.Funny,bright guy.I loved when he was asked to sum up Oasis in one word.His answere-ME.

  • @fullstop6078
    @fullstop6078 3 года назад +4

    as a young journalist I jostled for position outside an award ceremony and asked Noel a question he didn't like. He punched me, it was like he blew me a kiss. That man cannot punch. He is very funny though.

  • @StephNuggs
    @StephNuggs 2 года назад

    This video is just amazing

  • @yiningliu9717
    @yiningliu9717 6 лет назад +1

    This is amazing

  • @ameliawright8088
    @ameliawright8088 8 лет назад +20

    6:03 SAUSAGES

  • @felixbrown8634
    @felixbrown8634 7 лет назад +45

    Shame he doesn't speak to Liam

  • @inaminuteanimations8430
    @inaminuteanimations8430 3 года назад +2

    Love how in the Jonathan Ross ones Ian is just like laughing his head off at the stuff Noel says like that one kid who is friends with the tuff guys and always just laughs in the back ground at the things he is saying 😂

  • @t.groves4739
    @t.groves4739 6 лет назад +9

    4:38 Classic Noel

  • @DVY_88
    @DVY_88 5 лет назад +5

    "Am I Happy with that?"
    "No , I'M NOT !
    "I WANT MORE !"

  • @meganparry2035
    @meganparry2035 7 лет назад +3

    He looked so offended when he said Jazz was the birth of Rock n Roll, I bloody love him

  • @ainsbass
    @ainsbass 12 лет назад +5

    2:25 seeing Ian laughing puts a smile on my face

  • @lilyoliva8362
    @lilyoliva8362 2 месяца назад +2

    5:50 “they make out like everything’s amazing” proceeds to call everything amazing 😭

  • @jul30ie
    @jul30ie 3 года назад +11

    Am I happy?
    I’ve got £87M in the bank, a rolls Royce, 3 stalkers, I’m about to join the board at Manchester City and I’m part of the greatest band in the world.
    Am I Happy?
    NO IM NOT I WANT MORE

    • @patrickmohan2220
      @patrickmohan2220 3 года назад

      Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds are the greatest band in the world?. Which world is that?

    • @jul30ie
      @jul30ie 3 года назад +2

      @@patrickmohan2220 it’s an old clip when he was still in Oasis. Obviously he’s arrogant as hell but to be fair he’s also funny as hell. When he said that it really made me laugh.

    • @patrickmohan2220
      @patrickmohan2220 3 года назад

      @@jul30ie Ah right, I didn't realise, but yeah he is a funny bastard. I'm not really a fan of his music, but he cracks me up.

  • @marie7153
    @marie7153 2 года назад +3

    13:47
    ...he can't tell the time and I can't drive.😂

  • @SkallyWag7
    @SkallyWag7 10 лет назад

    This is amazing.

  • @maxib870
    @maxib870 8 лет назад +3

    Amazing grace just brilliant

  • @rem2267
    @rem2267 10 лет назад +7

    Amazing!