Geoffrey the Dumbass: Adoption

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 215

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 6 лет назад +203

    Reilly and Geoff are so fucking funny together. Marty's really funny too even though his parents are divorced

  • @justusthedeep
    @justusthedeep 6 лет назад +359

    "The strapping young pup strapped up. And there I am face down, ass up."
    Amazing.

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian 2 года назад +7

      The triple threat rhyme: Pup,up, and up

    • @mmtigan
      @mmtigan Год назад +2

      I wonder if they made this video because someone thought of that line and wanted to use it in something.

  • @annikala
    @annikala 6 лет назад +179

    I’m proud of Geoff for supporting this growing on-ramp

  • @SamyulDavis
    @SamyulDavis 5 лет назад +128

    Riley's delivery will never not be funny.

    • @samhouston2800
      @samhouston2800 4 года назад +4

      Finding a Davis comment on a Headgum video is an unexpected, yet pleasurable, crossover.

    • @FizzyLilyPad
      @FizzyLilyPad 3 года назад +1

      @@samhouston2800 Davis on Review Revue when?

  • @belowaveragejoh
    @belowaveragejoh 6 лет назад +45

    I like how much Reilly tries to understand Geoff, even though it’s the most futile thing ever

  • @applecart44
    @applecart44 6 лет назад +194

    It's so weird that they're my age. It's odd being at an age where the people in media I watch are the same age as me

    • @thagrammarnazi
      @thagrammarnazi 4 года назад +22

      Random Preston Imagine when we're 69 (that's awesome dude).

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 4 года назад +14

      I always thought jeff (I'm not spelling it the wrong way) was like 25-27 but he was like 20 in this. Crazy

    • @daftbanna7202
      @daftbanna7202 2 года назад +2

      Yeah children don't exist in media it's crazy

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 6 лет назад +56

    Marty’s shock at Geoff getting pegged was amazing

  • @stevemyers3082
    @stevemyers3082 6 лет назад +152

    An on ramp for this champ makes those lady legs CLAMP! I got pegged by a dachshund! At a shelter!

  • @Soace630
    @Soace630 6 лет назад +21

    This one was actually really funny i didnt not see the highway bit coming lol

  • @getlowpapoose
    @getlowpapoose 5 лет назад +23

    Geoff’s face as Marty is talking kills me

  • @jonathannorris3032
    @jonathannorris3032 6 лет назад +77

    I DO NOT understand why this channel isn't over a million subs

    • @JayKSilver
      @JayKSilver 6 лет назад +3

      Jonathan Norris probably because they almost never upload

    • @brandonwilcox7411
      @brandonwilcox7411 6 лет назад +15

      Jonathan Norris I’d wager that 90% of this channel’s subscribers are Headgum listeners and old jake and amir fans. I can’t imagine theyre racking up too many new fans. I mean the videos are cool but I mostly watch them because the comedic style reminds me of Jake and Amir

    • @edb1322
      @edb1322 6 лет назад +5

      Up until this last month they've uploaded weekly scripted content consistently for nearly 2 years. This month, they didn't, but they have been generally VERY consistent. Don't know what you're talking about, dude.

    • @JayKSilver
      @JayKSilver 6 лет назад

      Ed Burdick then you’re a moron, they’ve been uploading constantly once or twice a month, that’s barely uploading...

    • @addanametocontinue
      @addanametocontinue 6 лет назад +2

      Just being good isn't enough. They gotta promote the channel more.

  • @daninbox
    @daninbox 6 лет назад +217

    So we're all just going to pretend that the world cup never happened?

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado 6 лет назад +21

      Dan Inbox Jake didn’t have Spain going to the bathroom

    • @WWEVoice101
      @WWEVoice101 6 лет назад +20

      I heard they spent, like, a bad amount of money on it.

    • @napierfamilysecrets4835
      @napierfamilysecrets4835 6 лет назад +9

      It's on Vimeo/Headgum website if you didn't get to see it before it got flagged

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 6 лет назад

      What?!?

    • @WWEVoice101
      @WWEVoice101 6 лет назад

      Seriously?

  • @TiJoHimself
    @TiJoHimself 6 лет назад +8

    Geoff and Riley have such amazing chemistry, I'm here for it

  • @superanimeniac
    @superanimeniac 6 лет назад +16

    marty's face at the end, I'm DYING

  • @MrGodlyPro
    @MrGodlyPro 6 лет назад +15

    Who else has seen most of these episodes at least five times by now?

  • @nilsberg5942
    @nilsberg5942 6 лет назад +3

    Actually one of their best yet. Geoff is actually such a good comic actor.

  • @JW-qs7bi
    @JW-qs7bi 6 лет назад +11

    That’s awesome dude.

  • @casher7821
    @casher7821 6 лет назад +15

    1:05 that laugh

    • @1212TheChef1212
      @1212TheChef1212 6 лет назад

      Casher ruclips.net/video/s1lYb0pTL1M/видео.html 1:26

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад +1

    Reilly is always trying to find the best in Geoff, even when he makes it insanely difficult.

  • @MaGiiKoStudios
    @MaGiiKoStudios 6 лет назад +1

    Whitney plays an amazing character when she is just the pleasant, nice, sweet straight-man type, it's absolutely hilarious and refreshing, keep it up! Also Geoffrey had me absolutely dying when he first popped out of the desk, such a frantic look in his eyes

  • @F4rl30d
    @F4rl30d 6 лет назад +9

    His face at 2:08 :D

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 6 лет назад +2

    God I love this episode~

  • @lostinthefrost
    @lostinthefrost 6 лет назад +1

    Focus puller snoozed on this one. Great sketch

  • @dekewhite7180
    @dekewhite7180 6 лет назад

    Best head gum in a while

  • @seanculligan8592
    @seanculligan8592 6 лет назад +1

    Riley is so good, 100% she will go on to have an acting career!

  • @daninbox
    @daninbox 6 лет назад +6

    One day the calm, de escalating, always trying to be understanding Rye... is going to snap.

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 2 года назад +3

      Is she gonna be..bad?

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 2 года назад +1

      @@lulusobel8643 haha. I knew it.

  • @hiddenfox2663
    @hiddenfox2663 6 лет назад +1

    this is the best one and it doesnt even have jake or amir in it!

  • @lulusobel8643
    @lulusobel8643 2 года назад +1

    Marty’s shirt is more than legit. It’s dece

  • @SergioMartinez-tb9rd
    @SergioMartinez-tb9rd 6 лет назад +1

    Lol Geoffs face @2:10 had me in tears!

  • @chasexdillon
    @chasexdillon 6 лет назад +7

    These are always really quiet. I always have to turn up the volume when I watch HeadGum. Anyway future videos could be a bit louder? Just a bit?

  • @PolskiProdigy
    @PolskiProdigy 6 лет назад +311

    This channel's viewers are basically mostly die hard Jake and Amir fans that couldn't let go of the original series.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 лет назад +46

      I don't understand your point.

    • @akapo98
      @akapo98 6 лет назад +89

      Meaning?

    • @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق
      @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق 6 лет назад +28

      Yeah thats true, but so what?

    • @user-ds6bj1yf5p
      @user-ds6bj1yf5p 6 лет назад +62

      I think it's more of jake and amir fans who would like to follow and support them beyond college humor.

    • @PolskiProdigy
      @PolskiProdigy 6 лет назад +8

      Not saying it's a bad thing, but it's so similar it brings me deja Vu.

  • @natedevins7161
    @natedevins7161 6 лет назад +65

    I ACTUALY MET GEOFF I RAN IN TO HIM AND I ACUALY SHOOK HIS HAMD

    • @casher7821
      @casher7821 6 лет назад +18

      Which part of him is his hamd? How do you acualy shake it?

    • @natedevins7161
      @natedevins7161 6 лет назад +1

      Casher I didnt shake his hamd I shook his hand. I got to tell him I'm head gums biggest fan (which I am dont challenge me on it)

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 6 лет назад +15

      Is that his hand wrapped in Jon Hamm christmas paper?

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 лет назад

      WOOOOOOOOOW

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 6 лет назад +4

      Was it covered in guacamole?

  • @toastweek3745
    @toastweek3745 6 лет назад

    I can't believe I immediately got the Leesa thing hahaha I guess you're sponsor spots do work.

  • @austinwallick8744
    @austinwallick8744 6 лет назад

    After 7 years of watching the absurdity of Jake & Amir and 2 years of watching Headgum videos I still don’t understand how the fuck you guys come up with these premises. It feels like I’m watching some hilarious surrealist comedy on acid or some shit

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 6 лет назад +31

    Last time I checked, Nick can't talk.

  • @kylepauletto8157
    @kylepauletto8157 6 лет назад

    Worth the wait.

  • @prototomtroy
    @prototomtroy 6 лет назад +1

    This video has more twist than m. night shyamalan's entire career

  • @shinymetroid7022
    @shinymetroid7022 6 лет назад

    Great moves, keep it up, proud of you

  • @daleleith1248
    @daleleith1248 6 лет назад

    Last 30 seconds destroyed me! Haha too funny

  • @zabba7461
    @zabba7461 6 лет назад +1

    1:05 Geoff's goofy laugh too

  • @ianprado1488
    @ianprado1488 6 лет назад +1

    It's time to review liquid fluoride thorium reactors

  • @maroonpug7
    @maroonpug7 6 лет назад

    Geoff is dope. And that's where my thoughts on this stop.

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 6 лет назад

    yes dude!

  • @dominuce2112
    @dominuce2112 4 года назад +1

    Riley is so pretty

  • @garyreid7919
    @garyreid7919 6 лет назад

    I fuckin love Reilly

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 5 лет назад +1

    Rielly is only 22

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 6 лет назад

    That girl is so good!

  • @Munkingly
    @Munkingly 6 лет назад +16

    What're ya gonna name the pup?

    • @Phazon8058MS
      @Phazon8058MS 6 лет назад +22

      Rotem!

    • @DLKentarou
      @DLKentarou 6 лет назад +14

      You know what, stop calling her a pup. You brought a crazed beast to the office.

    • @Munkingly
      @Munkingly 6 лет назад +7

      So the bitch barked a bit..

    • @brantlauweryssen743
      @brantlauweryssen743 6 лет назад +6

      What are you talking about ‘she barked a bit?’ She killed two dogs! She ate two dogs and bite a bunch of people.

    • @Munkingly
      @Munkingly 6 лет назад +5

      And for that I deserve this, this silent treatment??

  • @mikemcglasson1286
    @mikemcglasson1286 6 лет назад

    a dart, and then a doxon...

  • @StuziCamis
    @StuziCamis 6 лет назад

    Ever been inside a volcano?
    Exactly Gneiss

  • @vinnye930
    @vinnye930 6 лет назад

    Idk why but riley's line at the end had me fucking dying

  • @zainery
    @zainery 6 лет назад

    “personifying it as a human” REDUNDANCIES MUCH?

  • @Nintendont64
    @Nintendont64 6 лет назад +117

    This is a Jake and Amir sketch with three people

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 6 лет назад +19

      4, you forgot my girl Lisa, the desk.

    • @marshalltimmermans
      @marshalltimmermans 6 лет назад +6

      Welcome to Headgum

    • @tarrenl4068
      @tarrenl4068 6 лет назад +2

      Nah they’re a little bit different

    • @kadenb765
      @kadenb765 6 лет назад

      Correct

    • @MegaClaymore123
      @MegaClaymore123 6 лет назад +4

      Amir and Geoff are completely different characters.

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 лет назад +5

    When did Marty recommend a couple of places?

  • @theledstone
    @theledstone 6 лет назад

    This is hilarious lol

  • @ramonorozco2670
    @ramonorozco2670 6 лет назад +11

    *FINALLY* a bestiality joke.

  • @LOCOnarwhal
    @LOCOnarwhal 6 лет назад

    I desperately want to see that World Cup episode

  • @tigerbigsexy54
    @tigerbigsexy54 6 лет назад

    Sweet Vid! Keep it up!

  • @ScrubsRUs
    @ScrubsRUs 6 лет назад

    All headgum videos are way too quiet compared to everything else on RUclips. Shouldn't need to double my volume to make things out.

  • @peterbyykkonen8901
    @peterbyykkonen8901 Год назад

    This Geoff guy needs to adopt a new attitude.

  • @koustave
    @koustave 6 лет назад +1

    I think Geoffrey found Danny the street

  • @youngsaaron
    @youngsaaron 6 лет назад +3

    I thought that was jake the whole time. Wonderful coaching jake

  • @brockb6942
    @brockb6942 6 лет назад

    Is there anywhere I can watch their last video “sports match”?

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 6 лет назад +1

    " Fifa "

  • @becomingachristian
    @becomingachristian 2 года назад

    I’m glad he didn’t adopt a dog to give to his highway

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад

    I dog pegged me! At a shelter!

  • @CakestheCheese
    @CakestheCheese 6 лет назад

    check focus

  • @GreggyAnhVNeck
    @GreggyAnhVNeck 6 лет назад

    Where is Big Money Salvia when you need him?

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 6 лет назад +3

    What happened to the World Cup episode?

    • @killivore2773
      @killivore2773 6 лет назад

      It got taken down.

    • @JasonTheKnighthog
      @JasonTheKnighthog 6 лет назад +3

      I watched it on their website

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 6 лет назад

      Steven Harper I can’t get it to work on their website either.

    • @someguywhocanfly
      @someguywhocanfly 6 лет назад

      cause its just a youtube embed on the site

  • @masom9908
    @masom9908 5 лет назад

    Does anyone know what kind of watch Geoff wears? ... asking for a friend, thx

  • @bobbybellsupreme
    @bobbybellsupreme 6 лет назад

    Wonder if this video will be removed

    • @bobbybellsupreme
      @bobbybellsupreme 6 лет назад

      SibberMokey their last video was removed

    • @bobbybellsupreme
      @bobbybellsupreme 6 лет назад

      SibberMokey the last one.....it was about some sports footage or sum ish....

  • @amadeusfields6986
    @amadeusfields6986 6 лет назад

    So was this worth the month wait?

  • @kissochbajslowski
    @kissochbajslowski 6 лет назад +1

    BY AMIR'S DADS SPINDLY LITTLE LEGS! The LACK of focus on Geoff was MILDLY annoying!

  • @jonnwy3
    @jonnwy3 Год назад

    😊

  • @sgtBilko75
    @sgtBilko75 6 лет назад

    So Geoffrey is Amir, the bearded guy Jake, and the girl Sarah?

  • @kipkipful
    @kipkipful 4 года назад

    2:10 worst face you’ve ever made!

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 5 месяцев назад

    Is that Jake's brother??

  • @DeadInTheFace
    @DeadInTheFace 6 лет назад

    More Reilly, talented actor. Marty is OK. ;)

  • @iDirtyDianaX
    @iDirtyDianaX 6 лет назад +1

    I don't know, guys.. I don't like beta Jake

  • @jonnwy3
    @jonnwy3 Год назад

    😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @mikkelcolfach4652
    @mikkelcolfach4652 5 лет назад

    A highway, nah! More like a biway. As in i fucked jeff

  • @gbird.
    @gbird. 3 года назад

    1:11

  • @Nicc11221
    @Nicc11221 6 лет назад

    Mr. James IS funny mind you. And can I add something? Can I? I would like to at least. Here it comes: Reilly is the most beautiful girl... no. Woman!... to have ever set foot on this unworthy planet.

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 6 лет назад +2

      This is one of the cringiest comments to have ever been written on this unworthy website.

  • @damienozembloski4543
    @damienozembloski4543 6 лет назад +4

    there was no "thats awesome dude". i am disappoint

  • @someguywhocanfly
    @someguywhocanfly 6 лет назад

    Can't remember her name but the girl is hella cute

  • @dwakeling1
    @dwakeling1 4 года назад

    2:16

  • @chasf33626
    @chasf33626 6 лет назад

    3:00

  • @hardXcoreminecraft
    @hardXcoreminecraft 6 лет назад

    the audio is so unbalanced in this - especially considering how loud the intro is

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 6 лет назад

    Who is the guy with the beard? Is that like Jake’s brother or something?

  • @asabry4126
    @asabry4126 6 лет назад

    Whos this fake jake...

  • @Bolt99K
    @Bolt99K 6 лет назад +18

    I really miss Jake and Amir.

  • @ralu9433
    @ralu9433 6 лет назад +1

    This would be way funnier if- and hear me out. This would be way funnier if there was a peacock. It spreads its feathers. Cut to a shot of Amir. He's amazed. Cut back to the peacock and it turns out the peacock was a toaster. That's it. It's a video of Amir being amazed by a toaster. Scarlett Johansson presents the academy award to Amir. Amir thanks the toaster and nobody else. Tears everywhere. Cut to black.

  • @TimSchraepen
    @TimSchraepen 6 лет назад +2

    #onramplivesmatter

  • @Ateka9
    @Ateka9 6 лет назад +3

    People in the comments need to stop talking about J&A. Seriously.

    • @regalpanda4224
      @regalpanda4224 6 лет назад +3

      Why? The comedy is exactly the same and Geoffrey is pretty much just a brown version of amir.

  • @fskfhg
    @fskfhg 6 лет назад

    Wow, Reilly is a really good actress! She got some genuine real charisma and a natural flow that not even the smucks back at Smosh can pull off

  • @user-qp3pu9dm3h
    @user-qp3pu9dm3h 6 лет назад

    Great vid terrible audio.

  • @wafflemaker6590
    @wafflemaker6590 6 лет назад

    Holy shit I didn’t realize that dude wasn’t jake until the end of the video

  • @bartaielaitmie
    @bartaielaitmie 6 лет назад

    Stop comparing to old j&a that was originally funny 😂😂

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba 6 лет назад

    one of the weaker ones

  • @dradski1758
    @dradski1758 6 лет назад +3

    I gotta say as one of the biggest fans of Jake and amir (literally watched all episodes and each probably 10x or more... Not a joke sometimes fall asleep to it when I have anxiety from exams) yall strayed away from your original humor, and chanhed it into some weird imitation of "pretending to be smart" comedy? Idk if u have some copy right issues from colleghumor that stops you from following similar character dynamics... But some of the shit u guys do and say now Is just so stupid I can't even show to my friends to promote you, which is something I'd like to do. But it's like you guys think your wity in writing these weird rhyming jokes with weird misplaced words and too many repeats of the same jokes/phrases of "jorts". No one gets that shit and and it gets stale really quick, and for some reason. You make every other character follow the same weird writing and attitude it all seems like yall felt successful enough to start your own show and failed to copy Jake and amir humor. It's very weird and uncomfortable

    • @aliupsr
      @aliupsr 6 лет назад +2

      d radski i disliked it too. I disliked geoff. But i got used to it and appreciated the writing. I don't know where else I can get something like this anyways.