Not Obligated To Satisfy Police

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  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +576

    13:00 Words of advice for Martin Green PO347 at Kettering police station: Turning your badge over after it's already been recorded is pointless. It doesn't automagically delete the already recorded image of the badge. All it does is highlight that you are paranoid.

    • @shanemul3837
      @shanemul3837 Год назад +12

      No harm in trying lol

    • @movarvo1217
      @movarvo1217 Год назад +6

      But I'm glad to say my name sake did the right thing in the end. 🤣

    • @steve10
      @steve10 Год назад +47

      He needs to be sacked for trying to hide his ID , I see this too many times from coppers to security where they turn their ID over.
      The first two coppers without shoulder numbers were just as bad, the one had his ID hidden behind something in his pocket.
      It always disturbs me when they actively try to hide their ID , what are they hiding

    • @allenomalley4014
      @allenomalley4014 Год назад +24

      I can see why we needed Sherlock Holmes if these are detectives

    • @Ubique2927
      @Ubique2927 Год назад +25

      @@steve10.. They are members of the Carrick-Cousins appreciation club.

  • @philip9668
    @philip9668 Год назад +1021

    Judging by recent events the biggest threat to the public comes from the police. Always about their safety, never ours.

    • @chriscurtain1816
      @chriscurtain1816 Год назад +65

      One auditor did a double audit of a police station with a fire station attached. At each he asked what they saw as their top priorities. The answer at the fire station - "To protect the public. And to protect property". At the police station "To protect this station and its officers".

    • @matrix5062
      @matrix5062 Год назад +10

      Sorry, What about your safety? Have you been causeing alarm and distress to others Sir to think you are at risk? What time was that Sir and where did it happen, did you know your victims Sir?
      Best we start from the beginning Sir..Now, Where do you live Phillip?

    • @regkray
      @regkray Год назад +36

      They use the phrase "with today's heightened security risks" like something has changed. The threat level is the same today as it has been for years.

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat Год назад +16

      Or the corporation's and faceless businesses

    • @oscarsusan3834
      @oscarsusan3834 Год назад +17

      Officer safety is not my concern-they love that one.

  • @lolaloritta1388
    @lolaloritta1388 Год назад +49

    You never fail to make me laugh AB, the accent, the comebacks, the way you deal with them all in one is just hilarious

  • @byronelenica8329
    @byronelenica8329 Год назад +200

    This is the shocking state of vile devious policing. They truly are a disgrace. They wonder why they have shifted from the number one moste respected service of decades ago to now - more hated than MP's. !!!

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 Год назад +6

      And used car salesmen/lawyers.

    • @loveliberals-pb9yq
      @loveliberals-pb9yq Год назад

      I still have respect for prostitutes.

    • @01matthewc
      @01matthewc Год назад +8

      In terms of the most hated, a little league table:
      1/ Police.
      2/ MP's/ politicians.
      3/ Traffic wardens.
      4/ Bailiffs.
      5/ Lawyers/ solicitors.
      6/ Judges.
      7/ Power tripping security guards.
      8/ Jehovah's Witnesses.
      9/ New & used car salesmen.
      10/ Doctor's surgery receptionists.

    • @yardh
      @yardh Год назад +4

      No way are the police hated more than politicians. That's unmeasurable and therefore untrue 🤣

    • @loveliberals-pb9yq
      @loveliberals-pb9yq Год назад +1

      @@yardh Top down. 20's billy clubs.

  • @pradaman307
    @pradaman307 Год назад +523

    This is today's Police Force !!!!!! God help us all !!!!!

    • @slickrick320
      @slickrick320 Год назад +22

      Agreed. I see many comments from retired coppers, who joined in the 70's and left mid 90's , and said the rot started then

    • @samlikesfruit
      @samlikesfruit Год назад

      Todays police force bully and defraud child rape victims out of their property then get promoted to sargent...at Torquay Police station anyway that's exactly what happened

    • @samlikesfruit
      @samlikesfruit Год назад

      and the children of social workers and police are rapists and cocaine dealers

    • @chriscurtain1816
      @chriscurtain1816 Год назад +2

      The successor to the police will be robots and drones equipped with facial recognition and much more. So we actually need the police more than ever - but they need to be held to account otherwise they will morph into the government's sharp stick.

    • @annepaul2609
      @annepaul2609 Год назад +4

      That GIRLS is seriously overweight how could she run or detain a fit young man no hope

  • @garyeggbean2803
    @garyeggbean2803 Год назад +162

    Top tip. When your house is being robbed and you need an emergency response from the police, grab your phone, run outside and hold the phone in front of your face.

    • @STARBUCKONE108027
      @STARBUCKONE108027 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +1

      Still won't work, they only care about "their" police station and their personal cars. Rest of their time is spent policing hurt feelings on Twitter.

    • @tman5634
      @tman5634 Год назад +16

      I will do that next time, because the last time I was robbed, the joke of a police force NEVER came out, even though the robbers were in my downstairs rooms while I was terrified in my bed room.
      I've lost any respect I had for them.

    • @settlece
      @settlece Год назад +2

      police dont come out to that no more

    • @ukusanz
      @ukusanz Год назад

      They’re too busy dealing with idiots with cameras

  • @MYCROFTonX
    @MYCROFTonX 9 месяцев назад +21

    They didn't come out to argue, they came out to bully and oppress.

  • @stevemcilroy9518
    @stevemcilroy9518 Год назад +147

    A detective watching someone for half an hour out of a window? so......no crime to solve in Northamptonshire? god help us.

    • @mijimonmaster
      @mijimonmaster Год назад

      And blatantly lying on camera. "Hightened security levels"? Lying scumbag, the security levels are at the LOWEST levels for decades.

    • @hudsonbear5038
      @hudsonbear5038 Год назад +5

      Northants police have one of the worse policing records in the UK... This vid just proved the point....

    • @stevemcilroy9518
      @stevemcilroy9518 Год назад +2

      @@hudsonbear5038 agreed

    • @colinmanchester178
      @colinmanchester178 Год назад

      He was on his lunch break. It's quite reasonable to ask a bellend why he's filming with a camera with a zoom lens on it through the window of a police building.

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 Год назад +1

      looks like hes over worked

  • @mksol4790
    @mksol4790 Год назад +29

    I love the way you pull them in, they think they are getting you to answer their questions only to realize your toying with them !

  • @jeffreymiller5462
    @jeffreymiller5462 Год назад +96

    "I don't have to satisfy you, sir. Get your wife to do that, not me." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zsmith4853
      @zsmith4853 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Glenn-qv5im
      @Glenn-qv5im 5 месяцев назад +1

      He got offended by that tho 😂😂😂

  • @PMJ4
    @PMJ4 Год назад +107

    5 police officers for a camera man, ring for a burglary they turn up a week later.

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 Год назад +18

      if at all

    • @Jamesyahyah
      @Jamesyahyah Год назад +2

      @@lozziel9662 Crime number if you press them

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 Год назад +3

      one week, wow what police force is than, its more than ten years for my UK police force to answer the phone to allow a report.

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 Год назад

      Cops just love drama.

  • @jamiemackay5491
    @jamiemackay5491 Год назад +19

    When you looked at the window and shouted "get back to work" was gold!!😭😭😭

  • @daveallen3461
    @daveallen3461 Год назад +132

    Threat levels to national security are moderate not at their highest level. More smoke and mirrors!!!

    • @awall7501
      @awall7501 Год назад +9

      We have more threat from Russia and they don't use camera's lol

    • @theoisme
      @theoisme Год назад +5

      I did think it was at severe, but still, it’s been at least substantial since it was used as a term in 2006, so bit silly for police to use it, not like we have ever lived in a time where a threat is “unlikely” under the threat level classification

    • @Mister_Holdsworth
      @Mister_Holdsworth Год назад

      @@awall7501 It seems you're more a threat to Russia than they are to you at the moment to be fair. You guys are the ones arming Ukraine to fight Russia thinking that's not going to bite you back.

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад

      Outright liar. Make a complaint.

    • @DavidUKesb
      @DavidUKesb Год назад +1

      And it's much much lower than when the IRA were active.

  • @Jackandthebeanstock
    @Jackandthebeanstock Год назад +120

    I would be scared if 2 police men asked me to satisfy them and then tell me to come meet them behind the bushes!! AB has balls of steel.

    • @nige3801
      @nige3801 Год назад +5

      His ball sac is a major concern with them two

  • @steveszekely780
    @steveszekely780 Год назад +20

    "Martin. That is your world. I live in a happy world."
    "Relax and have a chewing gum."
    Love it.

    • @eddiecarlton7581
      @eddiecarlton7581 4 месяца назад +1

      "I work for the public"??? Do me a favour! You work for The Establishment.. Hillsborough proved that..

  • @nanaj5836
    @nanaj5836 Год назад +563

    I was brought up to respect the police, I’ve over the years lost that respect. I’ve never broken the law in my life and even I can see the disrespect they show to us mere mortals 😡😡😡

    • @FreemasonryIsCorruption
      @FreemasonryIsCorruption Год назад +28

      You should see what they do to vulnerable children and people behind the scenes when they get together with their freemason counterparts. 😈🤬☠️

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 Год назад +15

      I agree, except that you are not a mere mortal. You are a member of the public who deserves respect from cops.

    • @paull5678
      @paull5678 Год назад +4

      ​@@geoffbreen2386 good luck getting that from Boris's Morons

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 Год назад +17

      I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

    • @paull5678
      @paull5678 Год назад +3

      @@philipjones9458 I would even if they were smouldering or steamy

  • @KYUSSgreenmachine
    @KYUSSgreenmachine Год назад +150

    "I need to bring you down until you realise that the public are above you"--the sideeye from Martin and then the realisation that his self perceived authority has been smashed to smithereens LOL

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +4

      Oh, did he say that? I'm still watching Beautiful ❤️ public servants need this to be reminded to them, from the top to the bottom.

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +3

      Took him a while didn't it. Truth exposed right there

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 Год назад +3

      He tries to play it cool like he’s a normal human being, then came that sideways glance to his colleague. This is what every copper has drummed into them, the public are below them, not even fit to lick their boots.

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +1

      @@DMC888 As auditors are exposing. That's why they don't like it.

    • @dannycarter1966
      @dannycarter1966 Год назад +4

      Yes, that sentence from AB blew his circuitry. For a split second he flashed and fizzed like the JonnyCab taxi cab driver from Total Recall, then pulled himself together after his brain sent 'error 404' to his gob.

  • @johannander9428
    @johannander9428 Год назад +16

    AB, this video is pure gold! extremely entertaining and had be laughing throughout the clip. I love it when you take the piss.

  • @chriscurtain1816
    @chriscurtain1816 Год назад +161

    At the end of the video the officers established that AB was just a member of the public, filming, while walking around in public. They had already established that in the first few moments of the conversation. And they could even see that from their office window several minutes before they came outside. It's notable that nothing described there is illegal activity. It's also staggering that after all these years none of them have heard of AB and his RUclips channel. And wow! Did you see the shock on his face at the suggestion that the police aren't 'above' the public!

    • @robertovers1863
      @robertovers1863 Год назад +13

      non of them ever watch youtube because they know how they are perceived by the public, each one carries a bucket of sand to put their head in

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 Год назад +8

      This means if I decide to visit England as a tourist I have to be stopped by cops, cuz how dare I take some public photography.

    • @JGmedia18
      @JGmedia18 Год назад +2

      Massive disconnect

    • @NutrisaveoO
      @NutrisaveoO Год назад

      Hopefully nobody caught him publicly satisfying a detective next to the police station 🤣

  • @blondie233
    @blondie233 Год назад +120

    AB is the only auditor out there that makes it into a comedy show 🤣 while scolding the police lmfao 🤣

    • @philfyphil
      @philfyphil Год назад

      What, throwing insults? Oh palease!

    • @blondie233
      @blondie233 Год назад +3

      @Philfy Phil put your dummy back in palease 🤣

    • @philfyphil
      @philfyphil Год назад

      @@blondie233 Funny, I would have said the same to you, wha a coincidence,

    • @em_oh_why_oh
      @em_oh_why_oh Год назад

      "Martin!!! Martin! Stop telling lies, Martin!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TonyTheNerd
    @TonyTheNerd Год назад +44

    Well Martin kept calm and he didn't allow himself to lose control, good on him.

    • @rw3080
      @rw3080 Год назад +6

      Martin seems like a decent chap, bus is he a decent detective? Well…

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB Год назад +150

    I love the bit where you instructed them to repeat and say "Yes Sir" go on say it! and "Martin, stop telling lies" This is classic AB. I think the title needs to be, I Can't Get No Satisfaction

    • @djohn1671
      @djohn1671 Год назад +7

      if a cop starts to get lippy, just say ' listen, let's be honest. you ONLY become a police officer because the application form to be a lollipop lady was to difficult to fill in '.

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. Год назад +4

      Had me in tears :)))))))

    • @jasoncdebussy
      @jasoncdebussy Год назад +5

      It was the "baldy boy" after "Stop telling lies" which cracked me up 🤣

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB Год назад +1

      @@jasoncdebussy As i'm bald that offended me 🤣

    • @jasoncdebussy
      @jasoncdebussy Год назад +2

      @@MarriedToTheKGB You're a good baldy though 👍😁

  • @1977ajax
    @1977ajax Год назад +124

    "Have you got some ID?"
    "Yes."
    That was funny - the little tosser probably got quite excited then, thinking he was going to see it. I think we all knew better!

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Год назад +8

      I was waiting for the 2 separate letters" I and D "to come out the pocket..
      Nice gag to present them as "D and I" , then say.ooops, I'm dyslexic....😊
      "Wife to satisfy" oooh you're being rude, says the cop!! That's as daft as Yardley Ski's "F.O "comment being classed as direct swearing........ It's your interpretation that's causing the problem, or more of a "reach" to obtain that sec 5.

  • @paulm5443
    @paulm5443 Год назад +11

    Why are the police constantly telling us that they are so busy and can't deal with shoplifters and burglaries. Police management is absolutely disgusting.

    • @bluesnowbelle7625
      @bluesnowbelle7625 8 месяцев назад +2

      So busy that they can each waste half an hour watching AB, from a window 👮🤡

  • @Mark-ww9sb
    @Mark-ww9sb Год назад +183

    AB, your videos are such a revelation. I had no idea that the police had turned themselves into a superclass with no regard for personal freedoms that we've enjoyed for centuries or for the law...

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint Год назад +2

      I don´t know if he´s still uploding but there was a very good channel called ´crimebodge´that´s well worth a look.

    • @ronharris7335
      @ronharris7335 Год назад +1

      5 policemen ,1 cameraman, I think the police should call for reinforcements.

  • @craig-o-matic329
    @craig-o-matic329 Год назад +8

    "Have a chewing gum." LMAO
    Well done, AB! Keep fighting the good fight. We stand with you.

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 Год назад +42

    5 cops to ask someone if they are alright! This demonstrates that they have nothing else to do !!

    • @S.Trades
      @S.Trades 8 месяцев назад +3

      And yet, if you are burgled.....

  • @Mrfoobaer
    @Mrfoobaer Год назад +100

    "we are NOT paranoid"..."we watched you 30 min walking around"

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves Год назад +7

      30mins spent on none crimes, zero spent on actual crime

    • @jasbarsoph
      @jasbarsoph Год назад

      Of course they are paranoid.
      Watching ab for 30 minutes building up all sorts of dangerous scenarios in their minds.
      Any cop I’ve ever had contact with thinks you have a hidden agenda.

  • @wYatt121509
    @wYatt121509 Год назад +10

    You sir, are a KING! Well done.

  • @roogalater
    @roogalater Год назад +64

    Love the way his sidekick couldn't help grinning when you said he was "still not satisfied". Great video AB

    • @micklyons8858
      @micklyons8858 Год назад +2

      "Satisfied", a word that the police just throw around, "we are satisfied that...". What does having a feeling of satisfaction have to do with carrying out the law according to cold, hard facts? I'm pretty sure that having satisfaction is a subjective experience, cops are supposed to be objective and impartial.

  • @wavestherules558
    @wavestherules558 Год назад +39

    Says in one breath we're not paranoid and in the next, We have been watching you for the last half hour .. Priceless.
    Keep em on their toes AB.

  • @LOrealHardly
    @LOrealHardly Год назад +8

    6:00 "We noticed you were wandering around filming, can you explain what you are doing"
    "I'm wandering around filming" would have been so perfect.

  • @my-king
    @my-king Год назад +262

    You have such a good style of comedy. Sadly it seems they're trying really hard to ban comedy. Thanks AB! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @breakit46
      @breakit46 Год назад

      And destroying story books like Roald Dahl by rewriting them to be non sexed. Indeed the world is insane.

    • @sicksquid3258
      @sicksquid3258 Год назад +4

      It's certainly banned on the BBC,Unless your taking a poke at Trump,Farage,Brexit etc.

    • @colinpumpernickel2605
      @colinpumpernickel2605 Год назад +2

      ​@@sicksquid3258 Spot on. BBC comedy is just depressing.

    • @pdfgotwreckedbyasmracwolvi8205
      @pdfgotwreckedbyasmracwolvi8205 Год назад +8

      My Chinese druggy roommate come up to me all flustered and said ...."Bro, have you seen my cocaine" .... I said yeah, he was brilliant in the Italian job 🤐

    • @violent_world
      @violent_world Год назад

      it's not banned, just no one is funny anymore.

  • @enoz.j3506
    @enoz.j3506 Год назад +75

    This was so funny AB, you bloody crack me up, i think Martin is satisfied & without his wife LOL. Thank you AB for making us chuckle, we all need a chuckle these days.

  • @liam-je8rp
    @liam-je8rp Год назад +17

    AB..I’ve watched your channel for a few years now, and never miss a good video of you auditing! One thing that I have ALWAYS wanted to see you do is audit a local accident and emergency department! Some of the attitudes and situations that occur really unfold some characters and opinions that would be great to watch!

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 Год назад +62

    The UK is a police state with the facade of democracy and freedom!

    • @callumbush1
      @callumbush1 Год назад +2

      @ahmad hanbal one would probably get a fairer trial with AI than these toffs though!

    • @callumbush1
      @callumbush1 Год назад +1

      @ahmad hanbal yeah have you seen that concept video for the artificial baby warehouses?

    • @catsmad48
      @catsmad48 Год назад

      You are exactly correct. It's a Monarchy masquerading as a democracy. That's what people fail to grasp,

  • @pillowcase2006
    @pillowcase2006 Год назад +41

    'We are just checking everything is all right' is code for 'We are taking an opportunity to remind you of your station'.

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +2

      I think they got reminded of theirs in this one!

  • @DC-np4gk
    @DC-np4gk Год назад +5

    “ I’ll walk round and see how we go from there” . That’s a threat . These police need reeling in .

  • @lukekings6913
    @lukekings6913 Год назад +83

    “Get your wife to do it” 😂😂😂 best comment ever!
    And you’re completely right. You don’t have to obligate him whatsoever

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +2

      Nor cease from making personal comments. What law is that " willful criticism of a police officer"?

    • @MalaysiaPhilip
      @MalaysiaPhilip Год назад +1

      No it wasn't. It was very disrespectful, to what appeared to be a decent copper. No need at all to stoop that low.

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад

      @@MalaysiaPhilip were you watching.
      He lied about the level of security threat (it is as low as it has ever been).
      He tried to imply we was near to some mythical line by making a joke about his wife- no such line exists and to pretend there was one , therefore implying he was close to using he police powers (e.g. arrest) is not acceptable (aka lying AGAIN)
      All whilst harassing someone for doing something well documented as completely legal.
      That's a good cop is it?
      Where is the line for a bad one in you opinion, raping them and putting their body in an old fridge in some woods?
      It's a slippery slope my friend. Baldy needs to be put right back in his box before he starts to get ideas.

    • @Black-Circle
      @Black-Circle Год назад

      @@bodysuitguy its banter u pair of soft a r s e s

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +3

      @@Black-Circle designed to intimidate and gain the authority in a conversation when you have none. It's part of police training as you well know officer

  • @victormallia9481
    @victormallia9481 Год назад +26

    “Mmmaaaaarrrtttiiin !!!!!! Don’t tell lies mmmaaaarrrtttttiiiiin” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I haven’t laughed like that for a long time ….thanks AB

  • @gs42816
    @gs42816 Год назад +18

    The more content I see of yours the more impressed I become. How do you keep your cool though because my temper is rubbed the wrong way when I see how some coppers abuse their authority so blatantly towards you. I'm sure I could not stay so calm.

  • @1MogJon
    @1MogJon Год назад +90

    You're right, AB. None of those cops were able to be identified, no shoulder numbers and the 'patches' that they referred to could not be seen. I wonder if that is a deliberate ploy for when they abuse their powers they cannot be identified! Keep up the good work. AB.

    • @TriumphRiderNorthNorthants
      @TriumphRiderNorthNorthants Год назад +1

      Im ngl i can clearly see several of their Collar numbers that identify them

    • @ernestchadwell9069
      @ernestchadwell9069 Год назад +1

      Of course it is.

    • @0120-s7k
      @0120-s7k Год назад

      Yes they can be identified as their collar numbers and names can be viewed.

  • @AlabamaTree
    @AlabamaTree Год назад +51

    AB, you never fail to impress me with your ability to switch between ‘wind up merchant’ to ‘peace maker’ at the flick of a switch. 😂🤣😅

    • @anthonytaylor3989
      @anthonytaylor3989 Год назад +4

      A bit like the copper,bad then good cop back to the opposite again.

    • @AlabamaTree
      @AlabamaTree Год назад +4

      @@anthonytaylor3989 yeah, he was playing the same game

  • @chrisbanks5925
    @chrisbanks5925 8 месяцев назад +5

    Poor Officer Martin Chunky Boy was so confused, he didn't know whether to wind his watch or scratch his elbow.

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +29

    11:25 So Martin gets all upset about AB saying that only Martin's wife can satisfy him. Said with a laugh. Yet he doesn't realise that approaching someone who is not committing any crime or breaching the peace could be upsetting to that person. And that doing so breaches their human rights.

  • @ruo1438
    @ruo1438 Год назад +30

    Fear, fear, fear. Why are they trained to fear the public? It is crazy. The blue thin line badge needs to be abolished!

  • @That_sam_i_am
    @That_sam_i_am Год назад +5

    “Martin stop telling lies” funny 😂

  • @gordongourlay7423
    @gordongourlay7423 Год назад +25

    Martin has so much sarcasm he could rent it out on his days off lol 😆

  • @aedwards4496
    @aedwards4496 Год назад +34

    Detective Green's look toward his friend at 14:13 was a look of distain when AB mentions "the public is above you" is gold

  • @jimjoelliejack
    @jimjoelliejack Год назад +220

    They’re like a gang of adolescent school kids, the state of police in this country is shocking. They also love to throw in the it for your safety. Calling you mate is so so unprofessional. Martin should invest in some blinds. Well handled AB.👍

    • @martinkingsbury2179
      @martinkingsbury2179 Год назад +2

      I have no respect for the police whatsoever but there’s nothing wrong with calling someone mate, mate

    • @jimjoelliejack
      @jimjoelliejack Год назад +1

      @@martinkingsbury2179 you’re not my mate MATE.

    • @BorbonRooster
      @BorbonRooster Год назад +1

      ​@@martinkingsbury2179if we're in the streets and you're not in uniform or on duty, MAYBE it's fine. When you put the costume on you should act as professional as it's required to you. That's what being a professional is, and the same or higher standards of behavior are even required of you when you work for a company and not the poolice

  • @CowsmiIk
    @CowsmiIk Год назад +4

    “Stop telling liiiiies Marteeeen” 🤣

  • @maccamack419
    @maccamack419 Год назад +18

    Looool this is comedy gold! You pushed it a little there AB! I’m crying with laughter!

  • @WoodlandWalks
    @WoodlandWalks Год назад +133

    Wow. What an insanely paranoid reaction you got from that lot of plods.
    I’m fascinated with your response to them AB.
    They were all so focused on extracting information from you but throughout the visit you actually gave them nothing 😂
    Pure class AB 🙏. You educated them properly.

    • @dunningkruger4863
      @dunningkruger4863 Год назад +1

      Is it paranoia or nudges to elicit or reaferm a certain behavior

    • @kevindunlap5525
      @kevindunlap5525 Год назад

      The police commit suicide FAR more often than they are killed by the civilians, in at least most English speaking countries. That's a stat they fight hard to keep secret.

    • @mikesmith8313
      @mikesmith8313 Год назад

      @@dunningkruger4863 It is fear driven culture in Police, namely an intelligence led operation that leads to recrimination, which is why you shouldn't give out personal details. I gave out so many details to them once, i.e, my e-mail,name and address and paid a horrible price. Lost everything out of pure malice. Can't go into details, but don't confront them nowadays letting them question you, its suicidal.

    • @joshg2603
      @joshg2603 Год назад +1

      Plod is not plural

  • @williambrown5617
    @williambrown5617 Год назад +4

    Hi You are the 1st To be at this police station thank you I live in Corby

  • @RicArmstrong
    @RicArmstrong Год назад +127

    AB, can you please go back to giving the officers plastic letters when they ask for ID? I would bust out laughing everytime you did that. 😅

    • @terrytibbs8083
      @terrytibbs8083 Год назад +13

      I didn’t like that as it blows his cover. AB should turn off his camera and use his secret glasses when they come to interact with him…….. when they think they are not being recorded AB will get explosive action

    • @awall7501
      @awall7501 Год назад +3

      @@terrytibbs8083 I agree 100%

    • @adburn1066
      @adburn1066 Год назад +2

      I agree too.

    • @JoeyRhubarb
      @JoeyRhubarb Год назад

      Naa, it's a bit lame. Like Peter Kay style comedy.

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 Год назад +51

    Ha ha ha , Martin is so uptight I don’t think he’s getting no satisfaction 🤣 Brilliant AB absolutely brilliant, you’ve made my day with your cheeky humour again 😂

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg you really make me laugh AB, love the funny ones, more then the serious, I also got a few more members for you.
    You really are additive.
    Thank you so much for cheering us up. 💙💙

  • @pillowcase2006
    @pillowcase2006 Год назад +70

    Thanks AB. I was detained there on Christmas 2021 and sustained permanent nerve damage due to overzealous officers which now means I cannot walk very well. I was flying from America back home to Heathrow where they arrested me for reasons I have still never been told I have no criminal history but i had complained about being assaulted by two officers 5 years ago and they still won't let their vindictiveness go. It's amazing how much money and time they will waste just to intimidate someone willing to challenge the institution.

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 Год назад +3

      You can request a copy of your police records which will state why you were arrested. It sounds like you are hiding a lot of the story from us which is fairly common!

    • @pillowcase2006
      @pillowcase2006 Год назад

      @@engineeringvision9507 just like paedophiles concealing their focus on by coppers by sycophantically subscribing to their every breath... Like you

    • @taryntaylor91
      @taryntaylor91 Год назад +3

      @@engineeringvision9507 Not necessarily so, at all. I have had an "alleged" crime put against my name, by the vicious & infamous Norfolk Constabulary. I am being treated as a criminal ,even though I was never taken to court , nor prosecuted, nor fined. In fact, I was never approached by any police officer, even though on papers it states "an extreme police incident"?!! Though when challenged they can not tell me of how many officers that attended, their collar numbers or names, no police note books Nothing, apart from a Modus Operandi with about 4-6 versions of the same "non existent" crime ,which never took place!! That is how bad things have got. They also like to put many false allegations down about you on what is called a MOPI. I am learning quite a bit about the police & every time I am shocked.& disgusted, how come I have been so naive & ignorant of what is going on around me? My trust in police, has been shattered forever.

    • @taryntaylor91
      @taryntaylor91 Год назад +3

      I too, should not have a "criminal police record at all" But now I have one of those, shall we say "unofficial" ones. Yes, how very sneaky they are & you are correct, any complaints or challenges one makes about them. They come at you even more so but get the rest of the gang to intervene too. I have evidential proof that the NHS, councils, DWP, police etc all become complicit in their working together against an individual. This country are/have followed the US ways to a tee.

    • @pillowcase2006
      @pillowcase2006 Год назад +3

      @@taryntaylor91 FFS it's unreal isnt it?!

  • @ajd36
    @ajd36 Год назад +26

    'We're just making sure you're OK'
    'I'm OK'
    'What are you doing here', 'What's your name' 'What's going on' 'Have you got any ID' 'You're free to do what you want' 'Don't go over there' 'I was asked to come out and speak to you' 'We had reports of a person outside' 'We're just checking what's going on'
    They weren't there to makes sure he was OK at all. They opened the engagement with an outright lie.

  • @HappyHoundClub
    @HappyHoundClub Год назад +5

    This is absolutely brilliant bud. 😂😂😂👍 Once you understand the public is above you 😂. His face, public servants need to understand the reality of their role and who pays their wage. He he great work 👌

  • @derektrotter4287
    @derektrotter4287 Год назад +26

    Ffs he’s a detective 🕵️‍♀️ and can’t work out what’s going on. The penny still not dropped

  • @bigspear4358
    @bigspear4358 Год назад +35

    I love it when they bring up the "heightened security levels" they must be pre-programmed to say it

    • @MikeNewland
      @MikeNewland Год назад +1

      'Current climate with everything that's going on'

    • @albertreynolds9287
      @albertreynolds9287 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MikeNewlandcurrent climate weather is shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @Brownasiax
    @Brownasiax Год назад +3

    “Make sure you’re alright and see what’s going on” x10000 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZanderEast
    @ZanderEast Год назад +120

    The look you received when you mentioned they’re below the public was priceless. They are granted authority by the public and they then think they’re above the public that grants them authority. Backwards times brother 😢

    • @mijimonmaster
      @mijimonmaster Год назад +6

      Start calling them "functionaries" rather than officer or constable. They hate that, but it's what they are 😁

    • @0120-s7k
      @0120-s7k Год назад

      Yet they protect people whilst putting their lives on the line and go into situations that the public run from!. Perhaps remember that. Perhaps go research how many officers have been killed and injured in the course of assisting us all.

  • @jasoncdebussy
    @jasoncdebussy Год назад +36

    "Don't tell lies next time, baldy boy" - you crack me up, AB 🤣

  • @vosaaudits
    @vosaaudits Год назад +5

    AB well done. Thank you for posting your content

  • @robert3800
    @robert3800 Год назад +20

    Brilliant.... We're not paranoid we only been watching you for the last half hour. .they have no idea The job will come to an end their paranoia will never and they will never know they have it ...

  • @ginkgoman41
    @ginkgoman41 Год назад +3

    You are sooo funny AB. Almost like dry Dutch humor🤣 Greeting from the Netherlands and keep up

  • @chrispii47
    @chrispii47 Год назад +10

    Love the change to stronger foreign accent once terrorism is mentioned just to trigger them.pure class!!

  • @richardjones2151
    @richardjones2151 Год назад +16

    Oh My God! that was a masterclass seminar!!!....I have to also big-up the detective for not making things worse...but I TOTALY stand firm that the approach is an issue

  • @edeledeledel5490
    @edeledeledel5490 Год назад +1

    "High powered lenses to look through windows" - cover it up then, draw your curtains, put it away! "I'll just walk round and then we'll see how it goes". That's a threat, if ever I heard one. And if he's not going to arrest you, he sound like he's threatening violence.

  • @AkimboFez
    @AkimboFez Год назад +39

    "I was born and raised in asgard" LMFAOOOOO

  • @eddiegarratt7577
    @eddiegarratt7577 Год назад +119

    A B please never ever stop what you’re doing simply because you show these stupid uneducated law enforcement for what they are. That particular so called detective came across as a total complete knobhead did not know the photographers law or much else. It was truly embarrassing to watch. So in conclusion love you man keep at it you are tops

    • @stan-ut5gj
      @stan-ut5gj Год назад

      Detective?couldn't find his massive arse with both hands,unless his grass told him where it was,absolute muppet.

  • @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe
    @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe 8 месяцев назад +3

    Not once has a copper asked me, can they help me, am I alright, or to mind out for cars. But then I'm not filming. What they really mean is who the fuck are you , what are you doing, and piss off and stop filming me. Lol.

  • @deputyrock3489
    @deputyrock3489 Год назад +70

    I love that you're challenging their language that intentionally places the burden on you even though you have no obligation to them. They love to say "you need to" do something when you absolutely do not.

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад +6

      Exactly. Exposed. They are used to being obeyed, they can't handle is when they are not. Syntax error

  • @frankgardiner5002
    @frankgardiner5002 Год назад +22

    It takes five officers to see if you're alright and I thought that the police were short on man power obviously not. The only dodgy people are the one's in the uniforms.

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 Год назад +4

    Two world champions...Tyson fury and the peerless AB

  • @ginge-tube5172
    @ginge-tube5172 Год назад +34

    Social media training needs to be mandatory for every police force👍

  • @JohnSmith-vx9re
    @JohnSmith-vx9re Год назад +18

    The more Martin spoke the more he realised just how completely braindead he sounded, in the end he broke contact.

  • @benjamindantzie8053
    @benjamindantzie8053 3 месяца назад

    AB, you have given me my weekly dose of laughter. You’re the best auditor out there. Love you bro, 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @metatroy1
    @metatroy1 Год назад +17

    The nine Peelian Principles as set out in the ‘general instructions’ issued to every new police officer since 1829 were introduced through reforms by Sir Robert Peel so as to underpin the philosophy that:
    “THE POWER OF THE POLICE COMES FROM THE COMMON CONSENT OF THE PUBLIC, AS OPPOSED TO THE POWER OF THE STATE”.

  • @nockianlifter661
    @nockianlifter661 Год назад +34

    They don’t think it’s strange to follow a member of public around on their cameras, but the moment the tables are turned …

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад

      Don't you understand? They are better than us. They rule us. They are our superiors.

  • @nickr8339
    @nickr8339 7 дней назад

    😊 I have just discovered your channel and I feel like I’m going to learn a lot already !! I’m just starting out with Astro and sanity and you popped up.

  • @ivancarter7564
    @ivancarter7564 Год назад +14

    All police must wear the " shoulder " number when on duty as required by home office directives this was due to the criminal actions of police during the miners dispute of the 1980s the home office stated each constable MUST. Identifiable at all times

  • @chrisdossett6457
    @chrisdossett6457 Год назад +45

    Another great audit AB. We'll done on challenging the officers without epaulettes 👍👍

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy Год назад

      And switching in his body cam and not telling AB. Against policy

  • @HarryTrent
    @HarryTrent 4 месяца назад +1

    I love your little chuckles before things start happening.

  • @mickhasthefacts8632
    @mickhasthefacts8632 Год назад +9

    Loved that interaction with Martin, pure comedy. 10 minutes wasn't enough.

  • @oddsratio4070
    @oddsratio4070 Год назад +7

    “Martin … don’t tell lies “. Comedy gold.

  • @teddydennis6989
    @teddydennis6989 29 дней назад

    Best yet...brilliant. Poor old Martin was the star of a comedy show he didnt even know he was in 😂😂

  • @tommyferris4589
    @tommyferris4589 Год назад +11

    "MAAAAAARRTTEEEEEEN!!! STAAAP TELLEEEEN LIES!!" 😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @brosephstalin9245
    @brosephstalin9245 Год назад +21

    Your chuckles are the best. You know you won and it shows.

  • @cranmer1985
    @cranmer1985 Год назад +4

    Imagine you are in a life threatening situation and these lot turn up to save the day 😂

  • @awall7501
    @awall7501 Год назад +15

    He soon changed his tune when he realised AB knew his rights. The detective used his rank to no avail and to AB's credit, he met him half way

    • @garnhamr
      @garnhamr Год назад +1

      It was clear that something twigged in his mind. Weird how he got all threatening about being 'face to face' and then when it actually happened he went all soft and wanted be friends lol

  • @miket9227
    @miket9227 Год назад +16

    The absolute state of them - shocking to think that that crowd of unfit feeble looking misfits are keeping our streets safe. As far Detective Martin Green is concerned well he is just the total cartoon characature of the description of his role.

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 Год назад

      He could be checking tyres

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 Год назад

      Do the police have to comply with any fitness tests these days?

  • @thanksaanderton
    @thanksaanderton Год назад +2

    They love this heightened security risk shit don’t they. They’ll never admit its way lower than they want you to think.

  • @retroonhisbikes
    @retroonhisbikes Год назад +9

    Poor martin doesnt understand data protection. The onassis is on Martin to protect that data. He has collected. If it’s on display visible through a window that’s his fault, not a member of the public.
    Martin needs to learn how to operate the curtains.

  • @justchris123
    @justchris123 Год назад +13

    Cup of coffee and AB on a Sunday morning now that’s what I call living the dream my friends 😊

  • @8888Dino8888
    @8888Dino8888 10 месяцев назад +2

    Don’t over protect ! So funny AB

  • @Arcadelife1
    @Arcadelife1 Год назад +13

    The detective says “Today’s heightened security levels” - sounds great, but what does it actually mean? Which specific security levels and how heightened are they? I honestly have no idea and would be interested to hear…

  • @Matty-it1ov
    @Matty-it1ov Год назад +9

    This guy is class! Never fails with his content AB your mischievous persona is the best