Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Review - A Fun but Messy Game

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • I am sorry minigame fans :(

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  • @Menace_Gaming_
    @Menace_Gaming_ 5 месяцев назад +21

    Padding in this game is ridiculous

    • @chasegaetze4507
      @chasegaetze4507 5 месяцев назад +3

      Lol the super abundance of mini games. Let's make combat so fun but let's make more mini games than actually fighting

  • @geryon8814
    @geryon8814 5 месяцев назад +28

    They turned an iconic villain into an obsessed ex-boyfriend the whole game, appearing randomly and whispering the exact same lines to Cloud.

  • @aureliusandthespiral
    @aureliusandthespiral 6 месяцев назад +31

    In the words of Zack, " What the hell is happening here!"

    • @skarlet0735
      @skarlet0735 5 месяцев назад +3

      Kingdom hearting the game 😢

    • @harrifongostudios
      @harrifongostudios 5 месяцев назад +1

      See that’s where I come in, I’m just happy to be along for the ride.

  • @qownsqud3207
    @qownsqud3207 5 месяцев назад +7

    The game is a mess. Exuberant amount of mini games, padding, a huge open world but at tue same time it feels so meaningless. What is even the point? Maps not incorporated into the story at all, stick with the main quest and you explore maybe 15%. Narratively, the game borders in disastrous. They had a great storyline and failed to properly hit the emotional beats and on top, convoluted it to hell.
    That being said, it has been over 20 years since Square released a game with this level of ambition and scope. Combat is exactly like the rest of the game, fun but messy.
    I really like the "blueprint" they uncovered though. Enormous scope, with huge explorable zones. Wide variety of gameplay. Action combat with strategic elements. They just need to continue to refine this blueprint

  • @obungychungy8740
    @obungychungy8740 6 месяцев назад +11

    Couldn't even edge to this... exploded immediately!!

  • @House_of_Green
    @House_of_Green 5 месяцев назад +6

    Messy is the perfect word. I was left wishing it was combat focused like 16 because I started hating everything outside the combat. Ton of mini games I never want to see again

  • @tylercafe1260
    @tylercafe1260 5 месяцев назад +4

    3:34 The dragon clipping it's own head through it's body to hit you is some next level tracking bullshit lol

  • @AlexTeo
    @AlexTeo 5 месяцев назад +2

    i share the same sentiment as you on the story - fine with 2 or even 3 worlds/timelines but once they made it seem like there are countless of them, I start to not care so much about what's happened because there is always a possibility of something else happening at another world that we are not aware of. So this makes major events like deaths not significant anymore. I am also not a fan of so many mini games and having them all locked behind strong accessories from crafting, they require too much time commitment to practise and get good with them. I have done all the green sidequests (except the party animal) and all the map explorations, just going to do a 2nd playthrough on hard mode and move on to other games. Game is 10/10 up till the last 15%, sitting at 8.5/10 for me now

  • @wodensthrone5215
    @wodensthrone5215 5 месяцев назад +2

    I never used dodge, I just put the steadfast materia on mostly everyone, rewards you for blocking and timing blocking hits.

  • @TheStiff47
    @TheStiff47 6 месяцев назад +6

    Damn, that dragon was ON YOU😂

  • @currywurst2434
    @currywurst2434 5 месяцев назад +3

    Characters are amazing. NPCs though are distracting from the fantasy world. More like Sims or tourists from a multiculti western city that visit disney land. Even in a small rural mountain oldtown like Nifelheim..... but well, everything has to bee diverse everywhere.

    • @daeith1233
      @daeith1233 5 месяцев назад +2

      Y'all definitely can't get over the fact that ppl can have differenr ethnicities...even in a fantasy game, that's crazy, what kind of ppl would be complaning abt "diversity" in a npc village?💀

  • @MellowPanther
    @MellowPanther 5 месяцев назад +2

    I felt like cloud combat was kinda better in remake than in rebirth

  • @codakryegrass
    @codakryegrass 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is the most accurate review to this game I’ve seen

  • @EPICSAWIKI
    @EPICSAWIKI 5 месяцев назад +6

    Spoilers:
    I honestly thought they did the Dyne scene perfectly imo. The dude HAS completely lost it and it seemed totally in character to act the way he did. Also Barrett’s VA went so hard in that scene.

  • @kylemundy8871
    @kylemundy8871 5 месяцев назад +2

    Game is a 6. Square doesnt deserve our money. Music and graphics dont make things great

  • @parabellum09
    @parabellum09 5 месяцев назад +6

    I certainly echo some of your points, in particular the inconsistent dodge.
    Definitely the erratic tone, though it spends most of its time being garish and gaudy.
    Lastly, I felt remake as well as rebirth is guilty of dismantling the mystique of Sephiroth.

  • @rosumparat
    @rosumparat 5 месяцев назад +5

    The mistake Square did was to split this game into 3 parts in the span of so many years - Remake was in 2020, Rebirth in 2024 and the next will probably be in 2027 or 2028 and trust me, by then the hype - what's left of it will be dead gone. Instead of making one big game on 2-3 blurays without altering the story with this multiverse nonsense they went on trying to milk this title as much as possible, add as much filler content to keep player "engaged". No wonder it tanks in sales as a sequel.
    When Remake was announced we all thought we're gonna get the full game but then Square said : but wait... there's more.

    • @ybyby3rdday
      @ybyby3rdday 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, if this was more polished and part of a full 1-1 remake. It would be selling gangbusters

  • @heisdarkness7141
    @heisdarkness7141 5 месяцев назад +5

    Thank GOD someone besides me said the TRUTH! This games open world does feel like an ubisoft spinoff and it sucks, no clue what other people see in this garbage.

  • @Hefferr
    @Hefferr 5 месяцев назад +2

    no ff7 snowboarding built into the game. never playing this trash, sorry lil bro

  • @ifrithellfire666
    @ifrithellfire666 4 месяца назад +1

    This is the dumb thing I’m about to say but I wish it had dmc combo like attack

  • @tootmctoot1744
    @tootmctoot1744 5 месяцев назад +2

    good critique without being a smug asshole. some of these youtube guys should learn from this 👍

  • @dylanfuller8146
    @dylanfuller8146 6 месяцев назад +4

    I thought the game was fine, the ending kinda threw me off, but I enjoyed the game for the most part.

  • @brandonfigueroa5702
    @brandonfigueroa5702 5 месяцев назад +1

    This game as a completionist is one of the worst due to the repetitive world intel, cheap minigames/vr challenges

  • @RebornRockerVids
    @RebornRockerVids 3 месяца назад

    They completely neutered RedXIII.
    His skill set is useless and what they did to his voice was a travesty.

  • @Moneybill01
    @Moneybill01 5 месяцев назад +2

    Sephiroth is just so overused compared to the OG version can’t even take him serious anymore you can’t use Vincent or cid battles taking too long minigames are annoying

    • @GodofGoblins
      @GodofGoblins 5 месяцев назад

      Well it kinda makes sense. He is from the future. In og he barely did anything until the end, and he failed. So of course he will be more active and engage with people more. Hell the first time we see him in remake he tries to make aerith and cloud not even meet. Makes sense.

    • @Moneybill01
      @Moneybill01 5 месяцев назад

      No it doesn’t make sense have you even played the original

    • @GodofGoblins
      @GodofGoblins 5 месяцев назад

      @@Moneybill01 yup, multiple times. again, this is not a 1 to 1 ratio of the original. its a sequel. if you understand that, its easy to understand why seph is so active this time. even his overall goal is different than OG. you know that right?

    • @Moneybill01
      @Moneybill01 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah this is why sales are so bad how to butcher a game and overload it with rubbish

    • @GodofGoblins
      @GodofGoblins 5 месяцев назад

      @Moneybill01 nah so the sales in Japan are low because the game catered to the west too much. The game ended up being second most sold on Playstation, next to helldivers. The numbers are also only to physical sales, not digital which we may never get unless square talks. But yeah, game is obviously geared more towards western audience, which the east hates. We gotta wait to see digital sales though to see if it's a true success or not so much. Could be another ff16 situation where sales end up fine, but not amazing. Time will tell

  • @GhostingMyEx
    @GhostingMyEx 5 месяцев назад

    Gimme back Remake Punisher Mode. That combo string was goated

  • @axelstone3131
    @axelstone3131 17 дней назад

    Graphically it’s awful. It can’t sustain a hd resolution, there is numerous texture pop in, terrible lighting, different high res models for different cutscenes, a trick ffx did 23 years ago.
    In many ways it looks like a cross between a ps3/ps4 game.
    I don’t think it looks any better than final fantasy xv. For a PlayStation 5 game there is little to no improvement over Remake, in many ways it looks worse. At least Remake could sustain a hd resolution. And only had a few places, like wall market and slums with ps3 npc’s and poor textures,
    The ps3 looking towns, illegible text, npc’s all add up to make Rebirth look really dated in my opinion.

  • @danieltilleru3528
    @danieltilleru3528 Месяц назад

    Why do people complain about mini games you don't play them

  • @primosaiz
    @primosaiz 4 месяца назад

    You're a funny guy, even though you sound serious. 😂 Absolutely hilarious review.

  • @chuckrichardson83
    @chuckrichardson83 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm actually struggling to finish this game...by Junon I was born of the game and it's repetitiveness and it's constant progression blocked by minigames..
    By the time I got to Cosmo Canyon I didn't even really want to play anymore.
    I am literally dragging my feet to finish playing this cash grab of a game

    • @JMartini810
      @JMartini810 5 месяцев назад +1

      Do you know the definition of a cash grab ??? There is so much effort here it's crazy.... also if you do NO side quests you're getting through this game in like 30 hours so wtf are you even talking about lmfaoo 😂😂😂

    • @KunNoctis
      @KunNoctis 5 месяцев назад +1

      It is kind of a cash grab given that
      they had all the time in the world to make useless mini games, instead of this they could've just actually finished the whole story.
      Idk who enjoyed playing mini games like cactuar crush, 3d brawler or that annoying fort condor games

  • @WaffleOnTheRun
    @WaffleOnTheRun 5 месяцев назад +3

    In what world does this game force Aerith on you, it is clear the Tifa is the canon relationship with Cloud in this game, her date is the only one that ends in a kiss.

    • @itsbeyondme5560
      @itsbeyondme5560 5 месяцев назад +3

      It isnt. The kiss isn't canon but fanservice. Aerith singing at the play and her date are canon

    • @NoahBuchanan_
      @NoahBuchanan_ 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@itsbeyondme5560 your right but tifa does get forced in this game

    • @itsbeyondme5560
      @itsbeyondme5560 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@NoahBuchanan_ Because of fanservice.

    • @jaytoochill_
      @jaytoochill_ 5 месяцев назад

      For all of chapter 14 it’s like Aerith and Cloud are being forced together. Don’t know if this is because the Zach stuff or what. Im trying to figure what’s even going on. But Aerith is definitely seeming to date cloud at the end

  • @JMartini810
    @JMartini810 5 месяцев назад

    So many of the minigames was amazing ? The Goldeb Saucer had so many amazing games to the fighter one the robot gambit one also the revamped Fort Condor ... actually all the minigames in Gold Saucer were goated but you like the piano one that's not even a minigame it's basically press a button at a certain time lmao

  • @j0hnthegreek
    @j0hnthegreek 6 месяцев назад +3

    This game is unreal!!! I cannot believe this got made!!!

  • @MrHoll87
    @MrHoll87 5 месяцев назад

    The countless, bullshit and largely unfair mini-games nearly made me rage quit completely. So much unneeded bloat and filler, and almost all of them are straight trash and a chore to get through. I hated Queen's Blood at first but the more I got used to it and started winning better cards, I actually really enjoy it. Other than the piano mini game, ALL of the others suck ass and need to die.

  • @solidwisdom8749
    @solidwisdom8749 5 месяцев назад

    They also cramped a little too much annoying mind games i agree. Some annoying flaws but good game

  • @FFalin
    @FFalin 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks John Grapplehook, very cool vid

  • @Jammineyeonline
    @Jammineyeonline 5 месяцев назад +3

    Sorry but i loved nearly all miniganes.

  • @dead2me82
    @dead2me82 6 месяцев назад +5

    Complaining about 5 sec. animations is like complaining that you have to turn off your car, get out and shut the door every time. I know it's a game, but having some reality based animations is a good thing, not a bad thing.
    The mini-games can throw you off if you're not a fan. I'm a fan of the mini-games, so I didn't mind the challenge with the boxes, or Tifa's sit-ups, or even the frogs. I found them humorous and fun.
    Part of my experience though goes back to nostalgia with the original game 25years ago. I want to soak up every inch of this game. I'm loving it.

    • @DankinTwitch
      @DankinTwitch  6 месяцев назад +3

      Disagree about the reality based animations especially for a jrpg, but definitely agree about this game being for die hard fans of OG FF7. I LIKE OG FF7 but don't LOVE it. If a remake like this were to happen for FF6 or 9 I would be all over it though.

    • @xRoycex
      @xRoycex 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh wow

    • @Kumire_921
      @Kumire_921 6 месяцев назад

      Buggy animation didn't bother me but the ungodly amount of times that dumbass AI and chadley interrupt you to say the most pointless and obvious things ever legitimately ruin the pacing of the game. I swear to god i hate that stupid character so much right now and i bet it will be even worse in Part 3 since the japanese audience apparently loves MAI.. of course right.

    • @crossroads8370
      @crossroads8370 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@DankinTwitch No you wouldn't be happy if they remade ff6 or ff9 they would just add the multiverse story telling to those as well and have them so convoluted just like this one. I hope they don't remake those games I don't want anymore remakes from squarenix.

    • @SortofFriendlySM
      @SortofFriendlySM 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@crossroads8370the multiverse thing is fine y’all just love to complain. It doesn’t change the main story, it’s a way to tell the story in a different way, what’s to cry about? You can still play the og game matter of fact I bought it last night for $15.99 on my ps5. Useless complaining a multiverse, as a fan you should be glad they are doing this n not just retconning the OG story.

  • @jikpix3236
    @jikpix3236 6 месяцев назад +1

    scoots sent me here

  • @thebandit6886
    @thebandit6886 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dude I agree with you on so many things. But my major complaint is DODGING and I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Its literally a just there as a damn cosmetic! There are attacks you can't block and dodging is your only option... and it just straight up doesn't work.....

  • @spectralfox
    @spectralfox 5 месяцев назад +11

    This game mops the floor with 16

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 5 месяцев назад +3

      Which is just sad for the franchise and not a W

    • @ybyby3rdday
      @ybyby3rdday 5 месяцев назад +1

      Indeed. And it could've demolished if it was more polished, balanced and refined

    • @nswmeeuwes89
      @nswmeeuwes89 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's a low bar to clear sadly enough... :(

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 5 месяцев назад

    The rufus rematch was stupid and unnecessary

  • @captainbarrus290
    @captainbarrus290 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm still salty that they didn't have the roller coaster in the gold saucer in the speed square. I got discount Gummi ship from Kingdom Hearts.

  • @josephcarlson896
    @josephcarlson896 5 месяцев назад

    Excellent review. Objective honesty.

    • @nunya3399
      @nunya3399 5 месяцев назад +2

      it's riddled with opinions. i mean i get it's honest, but objective? game is great to me anyeway

    • @typho6279
      @typho6279 5 месяцев назад

      @@nunya3399 but scientifically accurate opinions

  • @thephantazm5139
    @thephantazm5139 6 месяцев назад +3

    Cant please anybody

  • @DarkenedMatter
    @DarkenedMatter 6 месяцев назад

    Epic Video, Very Cool

  • @Scene68
    @Scene68 5 месяцев назад +1

    It felt very heavily Kingdom Hearts, not a bad thing, but also not a good thing. This is Final Fantasy. It should be separate.

  • @bluerangerx11
    @bluerangerx11 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love the game ending.i think the ending is better than the original ending because that ending didn't make Sense either if you thought about it. I would complain about the tone swifts in this game but because i played the original last month, i cant complain too much because that game tone was all over the place too

  • @fadlanfadilah1171
    @fadlanfadilah1171 5 месяцев назад

    play ff7, aerith one of the main cast besides cloud and sephiroth, doesn't like aerith very much, feels like she is being forced on you too much, the game literally is about her and cloud saving the planet from meteor...

    • @vladik87
      @vladik87 5 месяцев назад +2

      The original forced Aerith on Cloud. That’s how I felt as a kid when I played. And I never really liked her character, to be honest. I liked her in Remake and I like her in Rebirth.

    • @daeith1233
      @daeith1233 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@vladik87not hate but she's the main character of the story (whilr Cloud is the main character of the game) you can feel like she's "forced" to you whatever but somehow she's the plot

    • @vladik87
      @vladik87 5 месяцев назад

      @@daeith1233 I know she’s the main character. That’s why the game forces her on you.

  • @nosouponhead
    @nosouponhead 6 месяцев назад +5

    The combat and Queen's Blood are the only 2 fun parts about Rebirth. Everything else was ungodly cringe and boring, just like Remake.
    Your criticisms are on point. I just want to add:
    - In Rebirth, you still need to stop and watch the whole slow sword animation when you break crates.
    - Limit breaks / a lot of moves also missed a lot in Remake, so they're still broken.

    • @jordangonzalez4658
      @jordangonzalez4658 6 месяцев назад +1

      You must have never played the original

    • @sameebasit3725
      @sameebasit3725 6 месяцев назад

      you can dodge cancel the sword animation if it really bothers you so much, but saying everything else was cringe and boring is insane, it’s your opinion but you are the very small minority of players who didn’t enjoy the game thoroughly

    • @jordangonzalez4658
      @jordangonzalez4658 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@sameebasit3725 right I feel bad for people who can’t enjoy good stuff

    • @nosouponhead
      @nosouponhead 6 месяцев назад +2

      The original FF7 is my favorite game of all time. I literally just replayed it. It's completely different from the remake series, so I don't know what your comment was implying.

    • @nswmeeuwes89
      @nswmeeuwes89 5 месяцев назад

      I kind of agree, although I will add that there were some scenes which were very well written character moments. In a vacuum many scenes worked well. Overall the story is a mess though, unfortunately.

  • @DriftKingfromTekken3
    @DriftKingfromTekken3 5 месяцев назад +2

    Spoilers:
    This game is a sequel. The timeline sephiroth with the whispers is the sephiroth from og ff7.
    Also yuffie is just a zoomer influencer, and it's fucking annoying.

  • @77noctis
    @77noctis 6 месяцев назад

    Agreed on evrything you said ! thx , all streamer/youtuber only praise but the ending is sooo horrible, n oemotion. Too many mini-games, ubisoft like opne world was not necessary aswell. It could have been a legendary above the original legend but it's not. The gmae stil l good tho but not that good...

  • @phillicus
    @phillicus 5 месяцев назад

    This game is a masterpiece, of
    Course some minigames fucking suck. Thats their job lmao

    • @nswmeeuwes89
      @nswmeeuwes89 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why would it be their job to have bad mini-games?

  • @SolMrBadGuy
    @SolMrBadGuy 5 месяцев назад

    If a game has walking sections, and squeezing between walls, it aint worth anyone's time.

  • @solstia458
    @solstia458 6 месяцев назад +2

    Greatest game of all time ty square Enix

  • @Kumire_921
    @Kumire_921 6 месяцев назад +1

    Tone down the minigames, improve traversal, remove half of the pointless open world collectibles like towers and crystals.. we don't need that, remove completely Queen's Blood from the game like entirely and the game would be a 8-9 for me.

    • @BarfDrinker420
      @BarfDrinker420 6 месяцев назад +3

      Spoken like a true games journalist

    • @Kumire_921
      @Kumire_921 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BarfDrinker420If you liked that shit you can go play Far Cry, Assassin's Creed or a card game. FF should be mainly about combat and the few minigames the og had like chocobo races, G bike, arena etc which are awesome.

    • @DankinTwitch
      @DankinTwitch  6 месяцев назад +7

      I was with you until the Queens Blood removal. That is blasphemy.

    • @BarfDrinker420
      @BarfDrinker420 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Kumire_921 so we can't expand anything? We gotta keep things the exact same? Got it. Also, Rebirth does exploration better than any Ubisoft game. These comparisons are pretty dumb. Also, here's a tip, and this may be really difficult so try to understand: you can actually skip the minigames AND the open world collectables. I know, crazy

    • @BarfDrinker420
      @BarfDrinker420 6 месяцев назад

      @@DankinTwitch this person probably sucks some fat asscheeks at card games

  • @TheBigfingT
    @TheBigfingT 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have some things to say about your review but their will be spoilers. All the minigames suck there's like 400 minigames it's impossible for them all to suck. I would say a lot of the minigames are hit or miss. Thinking off the top of my head the fortcondor dauphin and pirate minigames are good. For the story I know the meme multiverses are stupid now but they do make it clear that when these multiverses are made they quickly die. So we really don't know what's going on with them. Your other criticism of not hiding the fact that Barret didn't kill all those people um we all know barret didn't kill all those people the dyne story is over 20 years old dude. I do agree with some of your criticisms it's just some the things I don't agree with.

    • @rredix
      @rredix 6 месяцев назад +3

      The criticism that everyone knows because the game is 25 years old is invalid.
      The game is supposed to be for new and returning players. How would a new new player be able to appreciate the mystery of an unknown person with a gun arm if it is clearly presented to not be Barrett? And at this point, you might as well say "why didn't they just review the security cameras and figure out it wasn't Barrett?"
      This is also a major problem that plagued FF16. The player knows way too much more than the characters at any given time. I can't empathize with character that cannot see the obvious clues in front of them when the game devs have been beating me over the head with them.