Everything Wrong With xXx In 17 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 16 янв 2017
- The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
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Still waiting for everything wrong with Bee Movie
don't need Jeremy for that. i can do it in one word: EVERYTHING
there's nothing wrong with the be movie. it's perfect
nothing is wrong with bee movie
No movie is without sin
Except for the bee movie
This has to be the hardest movie to find on the internet.
Aldo El Apache I commenting on here so when I get he link I'll reply back
That was the idea behind the title.
Aldo El Apache its on Netflix
"Hardest" good choice of words sir but not entirely true haha
I've heard True Lies is actually really hard to find a watchable version.
I forget what the case was, but there was also an animated movie that had its rights bought by a director so he could show it in the background. Distribution of the movie died as they never planned to sell the animate movie to anyone.
I know it's a different point, but just what I know.
"Even if this is the brightest-lit venue I have ever seen for a metal concert in my life"
To be fair, it's a Rammstein concert. They go through more fireworks in two songs than the entirety of China on Chinese New Year.
The heat, even in the back row, is unbelievable. It can be an outdoor concert on a cool night, and it's like 35°c 100m away from the stage
Popcorn Horse is that warm? Not trying to be rude it’s just 35 degrees sounds really cold. Lol
J3rsey devil1228 americans still don’t know about celsius and the metric system? But it‘s 95 degress in donkey measurements
@@Jrseydevil 35c, not F.
"Nothing like fresh powder" Vin Diesel repeats what the screen writer said while making this movie.
ha ha ha drug joke
*where is the stupid fuckin bitches at?*
@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite they're cumming
Ding!
"Vin Diesel is known for...his dungeons and dragons fandom..."
Wait what? Really?
ThatPedanticCommenter
True, he admitted it in a ”Last witch hunter" interview.
That and break dancing.
ThatPedanticCommenter
Yup, The Last Witch Hunter (and allegedly Riddick) was based off one of his D&D characters.
He wrote the foreword for an edition of D&D I think. I also believe that one of the fake tattoos on his chest in this movie is the name of his D&D character.
been well known for a long time really
"this film focuses too much on action and not enough on how fabulous everyones coats are" I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS! I THOUGHT NO ONE ELSE NOTICED!!!!
Dannesh Bastani I know right?! the one thing I remember from watching this film a ton when I was a teenager ( was huge into jackass and CKY at the time too so explains a lot why I loved this film) was the big fancy fur coats!
fan-fucking-tastic
@@croquemaster314 -fan-fucking-tastic-
*FUR-FUCKIN-TASTIC**
YW
Can we acknowledge the failed fist bump at 08:48 that snapped me
The "bitches" were coming
I never noticed it… GREAT CATCH!!!
The first take they clearly bumped because you can see the guy look to the fist 🤜🏼 and then look up because it was too late. 😂😂😂
He even raised his left fist 😂😂😂
The best line in this whole movie is, "Bitches Come!!"
If you do it, do it right, they do.
💀💀💀
Which might be a reference to Clarence Boddicker's "Bitches, leave."
@@judsongaiden9878 I see you are also a man of the utmost culture. 🧐
@@judsongaiden9878 thought the exact same thing
So fun fact, this movie was called "xXx" because the producers thought it would make the film harder to pirate online since there is a ton of "XXX" stuff on the internet already.
KhaosN7 Isn't that kinda arrogant?
It's funny because even if you include "Vin Diesel" to narrow the search it comes up with shit from Shane Diesel, the porn star.
funny thing is that no one would wanna waste their time downloading/seeding this shit movie haha
Is that why it's also terrible? I know that's the reason I didn't pirate it. They sure got me good.
And if you just write it as xXx it will only give you the movie. Or just add "movie" to xxx
They should just called this new Triple X movie. Fast and the furious 8
Yes lol
Boi
But there already is gonna be a Fast and Furious 8
I know it's a joke
I know
15:15 every computer bank in that room is putting off more heat than a cigarette.
A cigarette burns at about 950c when inhaling.
I don't know of many computers/servers that reach those temps
@@SteenG3yL but it's so tiny compared to fridge sized objects expelling 60°C+ air. Sure, flares are smaller than fighter jets and they still trick the missile but they are engineered to do so. Cigarette is engineered to give you cancer.
They forgot the sin for how the stunt man looked nothing like the character!
I'm fine with that; that probably have us Once upon a time in Hollywood ;)
I had a lot of fun with this movie, stupid as it was.
Yeah, me too.
Patricia Davis same
I would love to have a lot of fun with you.
VM 9 same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How? Did you fuck the dvd case?
My question is why the hell would a foreign agent in Prague say 50 miles versus 80 kilometers?
Idgarad Lyracant exposition.
exposition fine, but why wouldn't they use metric?
Because it's an American-made movie, and Americans watching it would be like "dafuq...how far is that?" if the writers didn't use miles as a measurement of distance. Most of us (though not all, thank you all my years living overseas) are completely crap at distance in kilometers.
a pound is not 500 grams..
***** WRONG! I don't know if you Americans use different kilos but 1 pound = 0.454kg.
Cheesey as it is, I still love this movie. Nearly 20 years on and I still sit down every so often to watch. Would make an awesome video game
Anarchy 99...
@@k1ngk4gl3 what about anarchy 99 friendo?
If you think it'd make a good game, you should totally check out the Chronicles of Riddick video game.
@@kennylunacy Holy crap I forgot about the CoR game. My cousin had that. I played it a few times on his xbox.
They made a video game, I'm pretty sure it was on game boy advanced.
14:15 You literally see the rope that's holding him
0:54 Jesus fucking Christ! They really aren't kidding when they say Samuel L Jackson is in every movie ever made! Seriously, is there any movie this guy won't do?
If it's got a paycheck attached...he'll do it.
Geoff Burkman Yep and this includes commercial appearances and audio recording of books on tape!
Why not be in a bunch of movies? Especially since it pays well and you enjoy acting.
He is the black version of Kevin Bacon.
+Brandon Smith
So he's ... Krispy Bacon?
I'll see myself out.
I like this movie, but I know it has _so_ many sins. And it's pretty stupid, yet enjoyable.
But hey, at least it's not as bad as State of the Union.
3:25
And he does, the 2009 game Wheelman and the two Chronicles of Riddick titles; Escape from Butcher Bay and Assault on Dark Athena.
+Matthew Cool I like those games, too. And I thought this movie was pretty fun. Definitely better than State of the Union, for sure.
Giving you a thumbs up just for having Best Girl as your pic.
Matthew Cool I loved the end credits song, Adrenaline
Wow, are you in my head? I couldn't say it better myself. I love the first xXx despite it's many flaws. It's connected to many happy memories :)
The only movie I remember hearing that a stunt man died while doing the parachute Stunt near the bridge. Unfortunate it was a good looking stunt too
This is why I prefer it when actors do their own stunts.
That's unfortunate, the stunt went wrong damn, what happened, was he's angle off?, parachute late deploying
@@wwerules000 as he was parachuting down he was supposed to just go under the bridge barely missing it but unfortunately it was off and he hit the bridge full force it was too late for him to disconnect from his chute before he hit
0:30 he actually says “I’m telling you no, what do you know about him”
And the guys replies “bastard”
Yeah, fucking what
Is that Czech?
@@DixieRect Russian.
DO TROPIC THUNDER!!!!
GET THIS TO THE TOP SO HE SEES IT!!!!!
Derek I'm not sure this will help....
Kougaji Sciacallo if it gets to the top in the comments, he will see it
Derek So if we keep commenting... We might just succeed.
Kougaji Sciacallo then we must continue commenting
'' you know what we do with bad men ?? ''
: elect them
fkg glorious
The ending bit from twister had me dying for a minute "the suck zone" 😂
Vin Diesel: "Welcome to the Xander Zone!"
Sin Counter: **Ding**
Haha thanks for that
Vin Diesel was a lot more talkative and emotive in this movie than he was in any Fast and Furious movie.
Back then, he didn't have family :-)
16:43 his sunglasses are upside down. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.
Shit u rite
what the fuck xD
"Bitches come" is the best line of the movie. Also, now I see why he became Nick Fury
And you didn't mention "Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation." was a funny line and product placement.
"And you know what we do to bad men."
"Elect them?"
god damn..😂
Wait, this ain't porn!
U think ur funny ?
Evert Miranda I'm sure he does
The acting is similar though
Straight White Male, Welcome to the Xander Zone
Close enough for me. I'm not really picky.
Xanders using the gta 5 motorcycle glitch to do all those sick stunts
how on earth did he not mention the 'stop thinking cop and start thinking playstation' moment
The dutch angles are to tell the audience that the people on screen are the bad guys. Crooked camera= crooked people. The 60's Batman series did that a hell of a lot.
@RuleofVicus The author of the book was such a bad guy that I think it's safe to say his characters are guilty by association.
@RuleofVicus pretty much... yeah.
@RuleofVicus well yeah but the Dutch angles were to symbolize a twisted world... and that it's a bad film.
You are correct but when you overuse anything, it tends to lose it's significance!
By the way don't search for "eww xxx", because you're going to find something a little different...
TheCorporateMoose did you seriously type that in?
Yup, it doesn't find "Everything Wrong With XXX"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
TheCorporateMoose 😣😶🤭🤫
TheCorporateMoose immediately google eww xxx
Should’ve finished the book dude
Literally one of the best sins ever
there are so many dutch angles, I almost thought it was a really extreme episode of Batman 66.
totally expected him to say "you've entered the bone zone"
same lmao
Woaaah woaahh, let's calm down with the dirty talk
Holliday Jones you've entered the bone zone.
Holliday Jones bone saws readyyy!
the bone zone thing would make sense, with the name being XXX.
"You know what we do to bad men?" "Elect them?"
A slow clap to that, good sir. Well done.
Ahh, Danny Trejo uses a "Machete" in non-Machete movies cliche
*DING
not very good
"This smells like real blood..."
But is it human blood, or a pig's blood, or blood from some kind of fish, or even politician blood?
There is no way you can tell from the scent of dried blood where the blood originated from.
Fish have blood?
@@SteenG3yL no they have paint
Of course Danny Trejo never went to the Ocelot university of Torture.
You mean, don't question the guy, just torture him until he gives up, still don't ask any questions and ending up telling him more than he ever told you?
Then let him escape, and claim that it was all part of your master plan.
Uuuuuuhhhhhh yeah. But not information he needs to know. Ocelot only told Snake personal information.
he probably went but Ocelot just spun his revolver for the whole semester
Sarcasmitron
Consider this: there was only one guard, which spent most of his time on the toilet, no surveillance, the gear was conveniently placed right in the next room and instead of putting a remote triggered bomb or a motion sensor bomb in it, he used a time bomb. If you see it that way, then the escape WAS way to easy.
lmfao Jeremy what? His EYELASHES are what you notice?
*looks at eyelashes*
wait why isn't this minus one sin
Becuase he's not known for that and that's a sin.
As opposed to noticing what at 3:49? That Vin is smelling and tasting his tattoo of an animal?
6:24 : I never watched the whole movie because I was never able to go past this...
Rafael Lucchesi:
Same here.
Damn, does this one have the most ads of all Sins channels' videos? I'm getting 5 ad breaks this time.
WELCOME TO THE XANDER ZONE
X A N D E R Z O N E
UnknownAnon may I take your order
Greatest line ever.Obvious sarcasm is obvious
One thing to note why Xander was able to get involved with the criminals is because he is well known for being, well, XXX. The bad guy's brother even says that he is a fan of Xander's work. Basically, it is like an Argo situation; the incredible stupid ridiculous idea was crazy enough that no one would have thought it was fake. So Xander walking up "Hey, I want to see Yorgi 'cause I want a bunch of cars" works for that reason.
I was really hoping you were going to take a sin off for “Hatebreed.”
The Financial Times has a weekend edition, so yes you CAN read it on Sunday’s.
Besides, you're passing time on a Sunday, im pretty sure he would've read Winnie the Pooh if it was on the shelf
"BEHTCHEZ CAHM" My favorite part of the movie
You think THIS movie is stupid...?
Everything Wrong With The Mechanic: Resurrection
Karmas Camera yeah, nooooice
+Karmas Camera Yeah, that movie was pretty dumb.
Karmas Camera YES I REGRET WATCHING THAT FILM!
Karmas Camera, I literally saw you on TF2 yesterday. Damn.
That movie was horrible.
That iron giant reference at the end killed me 😂
“Maslow’s ‘Hierarchy of Needs’ Pyramid” … priceless!
so we're not gonna talk about the heat seeking rocket launcher just being a video camera with a pipe on it 🌚🌚
yea that's the question instead of anything being slighty warmer than his cigaret (he wasn't smoking on it)
15:13
Aw shit, it's 2002 again! I'm gonna go skateboarding, and play Dreamcast, and listen to The Offspring, and ...
Simultaneously watch The Covenant? (I think that's 2002, correct me if I'm wrong. Also, watch that movie if you haven't heard of it, it's hilariously edgy.)
@@pigeonssuck6943 The Covenant came out in 2006 actually.
@@James_Griffin Holy shit, I didn't even remember I'd ever watched Cinemasins. I apologise for my sins.
no way i love the offspring
You missed one big Cinema sin. When they crash the car off the bridge the car hits the bottom and explodes then his men collect the cameras from the car and takeoff. How would any of those cameras still be functional after falling from a 500 foot bridge in bursting into flames?
15:50 During “Diwali”, you are out of fire crackers, the shops are 50 miles away and are about to close in half an hour 😂😂😂😂
Ending with the Iron Giant.
Laughs never turned to tears so fast.
Ahhh...I remember that line from the cartoonish villain in minute 14:34 - 14:40, where the villain says: "these guys attacked those guys, those guys attack these guys, and soon the whole world implodes." I remember laughing so hard in the theater at the unintentionally bad dialog. The fact that the script writer did not have the decency to name who "these guys" and "those guys" are, shows how inept and lazy the writing was.
Anyone here who noticed at 11:28 that the light is shining on the seats so that there will a X appear?
Love how the binocular snapshot even captures the anamorphic flare -_-
14:32 Putin when he hacked the US election.
***** do take note that I'm not being 100% serious 😉
haven't even seen the video yet but I'm gambling 150 sins. movie break soooo many logics
AYO VICK so close
Massimo Mirigello OMG I WAS OFF BY 3!😂😂😂😂😂
If you add all lines in Russian present in this video, you will get exactly 150, because all 3 of them are bullshit
'Break soooooo many logics' Hahahaahahahaha ..... pauses for breath ..... hahahahahahahahaahha
laurel huppert
Jasonlynch
The outtakes at the end never get old.
"Ponzi crush" is the single best thingbive heard on this channel
You should do the bee movie in inspiration of the memes
"The bee movie but every time it's stupid I sin it"
Nick Is trash tbh my favorite line from the movie is:Ya like Jazz I also like "That's a man dressed in woman's clotheing that's not a queen that's drag queen" (sorry for my bad American I'm English)
Michael J. Caboose pff I love those scenes
Michael J. Caboose HAHAHA
WAIT CABOOSE!?
IMAGINE HOW WORRIED CHURCH IS RIGHT NOW!
GET BACK TO BASE!
You should have played the "bitches come" scene backwards with Kurtwood Smith saying "Bitches leave!"
CountArtha I'll give you anything you want please dont kill me
3:16 - That's Mat Hoffman, he's probably one of if not the most hardcore BMX rider to date. Just sayin'.
2:59 I’m just marveling that his dialogue isn’t any more intelligent than; “I am Groot!”
Everything wrong with Tropic Thunder!!!!!
So including Xander, how many people has Jeremy recruited to be in CinemaSins? Because I have a feeling there'd be at least two dozens.
Kemal Alis there should be a wiki for that
That's ... a good question actually. Is it weird that I'd love to see all of them brought together to sin some truly awful movies like The Room or anything by Uwe Boll?
sandy cheecks would be good at cinemasins
I dont know who saw this movie in the theater but the avalanche scene was badass. It ridiculously loud and intense in the theater I saw it in. Best scene in the movie in the theater
i saw it in the theater...can confirm this
the pulp fiction jokes at the end were the best lmao.
This movie does not contain multiple lap dances
+1 sin
I got an ad for this movie before the video lol
SPARTA ninj same! I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else did haha
SPARTA ninj omg I did as well lol
SPARTA ninj this is the first one
WOW! It matched xxx to xxx WOW! AMAZING, LMAO
SPARTA ninj Me too!
You forgot about how when he jammed the shifter down into first gear in the Corvette, but somehow he went backwards.
1:25
best thing about the sticker is, that it has a snowboarder on it, instead of a skateboarder xD
14:26 Not me. I've been drooling over those fur coats and lost focus on what you've been saying half the time! lol
Anyone else get an ad for this before watching the video?
Rachel Torres yep
Rachel Torres no, because the ad is for the new movie, this is the first
Rachel Torres how can u get an ad for a movie that came out in 2002
Just get RUclips red
4:29 This coming from the Street Shark hocker who’s most notable lines are “Da movies,” and “I am Groot.”
the only great thing about this movie is it introduced me to rammstein so i will forgive it all its sins
And all sins fall off because secret Rammstein concert.
Mouth flame thrower power !
Der Metzgermeister I’m surprised no comment on the nude scene
10:04 - Actually, they did have 2 people check his body and they mentioned it was "paint".
However, it's a deleted scene as they would have probably known right away Xander was an Agent if it was left in.
So it was cut for that reason. **Adds another sin**
12:36 and that’s what vin diesel would look like if he had hair and was related to Patrick warburton
How this movie got made:
*Ed Hardy clothing* to *Red Bull* …
_”Wanna make a movie bro❓❗️”_
I really like CinemaSins, but they never reply to comments.
They do
Shankar Ram They did comment on one video. I think it was EWW Friday 13th but I can't be sure.
Just realised if was a joke...
Shankar Ram they used to when the had less subscribers
Well the first 100 comments on their videos are usually "First" or "second" or "lol" so I wouldn't really want to connect with this subscriber base either.
The iCarly apartment has a cage elevator, Spencer Shay has a motorcycle. iCarly is XXX spin-off confirmed
those ending dubs from pulp fiction were absolutely amazing
2 minutes in and that Zander Zone joke was Gold
One or two extra sins involving the avalanche scene: according to my Ski Patrol friend, two small frag grenades would not be enough to trigger an avalanche. Usually they use charges of 2 pounds of dynamite or more. The slide would be more likely be triggered by him riding down the mountain. Also, why not follow the slide instead of being chased by it?
"Heat-seeking rocket launcher" is just a Sony HandyCam with a piece of PVC pipe glued on and dipped in gray paint.
I went to see this film at the cinema and on the showing times board, it was labelled:
XXX (Triple X)
Vin Diesel never fired a weapon before this movie, based on the way he handles the rifle at the end.
"You know what we do to bad men"
"Elect them"?? 😂😂
Well it’s true most politicians are bad and say they’d do this but never do it blame it on someone else and say if they get elected they’ll stop this person from doing what they want which is usually the party that’s not in the White House
Do doctor strange as soon as possible
mounir maged YASS
When is the bluray and dvd release? He won't do it till then.
28/02 US
It'll be interesting to see if he sins or anti-sins the whole "bodily harm actually means something" angle throughout the film. XD
+mounir maged is 'doctor strange' slang for Fruitvale Station?
why does vinn sound 50 percent drunk?
Also are we not gonna talk about how 3 chemical weapons exploded under water in Prague and nobody batted an eye?
I just searched "xxx" on RUclips
WJZAV It's not my fault!
xxx
Come on Jeremy, no sins removed for the opening Rammstein concert?! Shame..........
Maybe because Rammstein is awesome.
@@geedub88 no
maaaaaaan, concert would have to be on end on film to remove sins. Started strong and finished weak. U cant remove sin when there are almost non yet.
@@MrSaintVehementus Like citizen kane?
07:03 As a decoy to attract and keep the cartel's attention inward on themselves... buying seconds if not minutes for the Colombian military to keep their approach un-noticed for as long as possible.
0:44 Considering he’s the only man in a tux and keeps looking over his shoulder….
The sin should be he sucks at evasion and not that they could find him.
He could have ditched the tie; opened his shirt, punked up his hair and either ditched the jacket or turn it inside out. He had so many options to alter his appearance but didn’t even dip into a bathroom to change his hair.