Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2017
- Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.
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miranda edgar or movie youre not sure about * just to not waste 2-3h of my life *
These days this is exactly it for me.
You know, I can actually *kinda* relate.
I highly recommend watching this movie tho, it's pretty good
SevenFilms so, you liked the magic loom controlling the world, at the heart of the entire movie, storyline?
They could have had a million different ways to make them seem like good guys, but they went with prophetic loom. Even being CIA employed assassins, and they intercept a kill order on the leader would have been better.
I can't hate this movie, it's just so fun and over the top that's always a pleasure to rewatch. The Fuck You keyboard scene is so underrated
Nah, it's really the bullshittiest movie.
@@David-iv6je i just saw it yesterday and it was pretty enjoyable, obviously over the top but still a unique fun action movie with a cool concept. Plus it had symbolism and underlying themes about fate and stuff so its not just shlock like a lot of other action movies. I'm not going to act like it's high art but I'd say its a good movie.
Plus the Xbox game was actually not terrible
@@David-iv6je nah, there are bullshittiester movies….so incredibly more movies
@@-MrFozzy- That's true. Maybe we should consider it bullshittiest among movies that "employed actors who do not seem like they are acting." An under-rated skill. But this movie employed far more plot armor than your average action flick.
"Shoot this motherfucka" best line in the movie 💀😂😂
Samuel L Jackson: Hey Morrigan Freeman just gave me a shoutout!
I like “what the fuck have you done today” more than any like in the movie
" We need you to emote Chris Pratt... No emote!" Lmao
Does anyone else find it funny that James McAvoy was paralyzed in X-Men: First Class by a curving bullet?
HOLY CRAP OMG
Bruh.. 😂😂
DUDE what the hell
Wow I just realized this 😂
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I wonder how many "Cause fuck physics" sins are in this video.
Not enough.
I came to watch this for that sole purpose. I had already even thought back to the curving bullet and said it myself just in case he doesn't before I begin watching this.
That should've been a bonus round
it suck he didn't take a sin off of the screen where professor x smack starlord with a keyboard.
I heard Patrick Stewart was originally going to be cast in this part, but because of the long standing blood fued between he and Morgan Freeman, he refused. Actually the whole movie was going to be made as a cover to squash that beef but they went to far with it. Obviously.
Zach Fetters. What does that have to do with a keyboard?
Who？
@@Zach-Fetters Not that professor x, but the younger one dumbass
@@shane7778 exactly. Wow are people really this thick? It's a joke. How the fuck do you guys not get it it obviously has nothing to do with his comment which is the comedic appeal. Jesus christ i hope your both children.
What I don't get is how no one even thought of the fact that Sloan just put all their names on the kill orders just in case some shit like that happened so he could convince them.
when my dad and I watched this movie at that 'fox kills everyone and herself with one circle bullet' shit we were like "I guess the bullet is just gonna keep going in a circle for the rest of eternity , since NOTHING slows it down"
ItsKaitlin Wow cool story.
'Wesley's knees and ankles survive this.'😂
You normally get everything right, but where you were talking about the scene where Wesley and Fox are on the train going to assinate the guy at the head of the table in the conference room. You thought that when he doesn't pull the trigger on the "first" try they go back to the hideout and then Wesley is in the pool of wax. And then sometime later he goes back on the train and in his "second" attempt he curves the bullet and kills him. In reality what happened was in the "first" chance scene when Wesley didn't pull the trigger in the straight-on shot opportunity and then the scene flicks to him and Fox in the wax pool talking, THAT SCENE IS A FLASHBACK. They had that conversation in the wax pool prior to them riding the train to go kill his first target. When Fox's story is over and it flicks back to them on the train, that is the same time frame as before, the train had been moving for a little bit as he was recalling the story and therefore that is why he had to curve the bullet to kill the guy at the head of the table.
I understand the director and editors didn't make that very apparent and I honestly didn't catch it until probably my 3rd viewing.
so what youre saying is youve watched this movie 3 times?
Doubtlessly to find additional sins.
@@Uryel99 Definitely.
Well, thanks for explaining that.
and he said that after he had to shoot the flue why did the fraternity take him back to his apt. but the fraternity didn’t take him back he willing left them with a gun and the flies in his hand loll. they just didn’t show us the rest of his day.
god I love that song (The little things, By Danny Elfman)
also 8:53 that training isn't about catching the thing it's about learning to activate his super mode without the aid of a life threatening event
"If vin diesel bends a bullet in the next movie, so help me god..."
this just killed me XD. How do u come up with these things ?
Cant wait for lightsaber fights in fast and furious 9
LIghtsabers are spared for 'Fas10 Your Seatbelts'.
Yeah, Ryan N, I nearly busted up laughing out loud in this library I'm in when Jeremy uttered that line. It would also be the one and only Fast and Furious movie I'd bother going to see with any enthusiasm whatsoever purely to see just how much Jeremy would froth at his mouth in such rage.
i miss when CinemaSins used to put millions of sins at the bonus rounds lol
if theres one movie that deserves it is this
namekman01 no only iron man and the emoji movie deserve that.
To be fair this movie had a nice start.
Until they introduced the loom.
This was so well done! I love to see an established franchise still improving.
Few things, first the reason he enlisted Wesley so quickly was to get rid of cross and then immediately has fox kill wes. And Wesley's dad did know where he lived, he was kinda stalking him all the time watching over him and never told him because he didn't want the fraternity finding him.
Too poor to buy the movie?
Live in the middle of the forest?
Can't pirate movies because you're on the run from the FBI? (Which is why you're living in the forest)
CINEMASINS IS FOR YOU
Mr Montage but how would you have wifi
How would you get a signal in the middle of the forest, bro?
Plus the FBI could trace your phone, tablet, PC, ect. that you're using to watch CINEMASINS
Did you made a reference to Brickyorchid?
anonymous
Pirate movies to fund terrorism? Damn, who told you my master plan to end civilization through entertainment?
just hearing Morgan Freeman say "motherfucker" should be enough of a reason to forgive all the sins in this movie.
It is far and away the best part of this movie.
No
Zero sins just for MF's apperance.
MF saying MF.
Pat Bateman MY THOUGHT EXACLY
Everyone loves this channel so much but it's still underrated. 10/10 every time
It's only a matter of time before they have to sin The Emoji Movie
YES PLZ, THIS IS THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THIS CHANNEL!
They'll have to wait until it's on DVD.
Liam Smith
You mean, The Emoji Advert?
Gillian Backhouse It's about the only reason I'm waiting for the DVD xD
Liam Smith I
The keyboard scene should have removed one scene. I mean, Prof. X Spelled Fuck you by smashing a keyboard against Star Lord's face. That deserves a sin removal!
holy shit i never realised he was chris pratt
wtf
cinemasins is like your local insurance agency.. we are not in the business of giving free money :)
Totally agree, it was my favorite scene from the entire movie, haha.
explain how a keyboard can spell fuck you if there is only one u on the keyboard and 2 u's in fuck you
The knocked out tooth made the second U
4 months later
Everything wrong with the emoji movie in 1 hour
This movie exists +1,000,000
S Akhter its be like 2 seconds cause the isn't anything wrong with it
1 hour? I heard the movie will be about 1 hour and a half so I reckon the cinemasins 'everything wrong' will be at least 3 hours.
LongDong_Superman Wat? What do you mean? The Emoji Movie is already terrible
The Emoji Movie comes out July 28
Expecting this to get A LOT of sins
but this is still my favourite movie of all time.
sin 66: the skill is not to catch it. its to control his adrenalin attacks, to enhance his reaction speed
That awkward moment when you thought CinemaSins already did a video for this movie, but he did it only now 🤔
I don't know why but that very thing has been happening a lot to me lately.
Though not with this particular movie, I wasn't even aware of its existence.
That was a fucking SICK reference, bro.
My question with the scene at 16:00 has always been how does the other fraternity members know that those kill orders with their names on them are all authentic? Wesley told them that Sloan was making false kill orders. So Sloan could've easily made those kill orders to make them think their names really came up and he was protecting them. Their names may have never came up, just Sloan's.
I like every movie with James mcavoy in it
Even when he was in extra in that softcore porn?
Zach Fetters. Huh? I couldn’t find any info about that- can you expand? 😀
Thanks for telling us you're not that smart of a person.
@ that was 3 years ago, lots of things have changed
As soon as Freeman explained the weavers and the loom to McAvoy, that movie died for me. There is a lot of bullshit that I can take in movies, A LOT!!, but that was too much. How was Freeman able to say all that bullshit with a straight face? :D
Well its funny that revealed later it was all bullshit
gaming_with_who Well most of it. The loom does actually work but he eventually stopped accurately interpreting it when his name came up. Which is possibly the dumbest thing especially if you take that fate actually exists in this movie. The loom put his name down because he was going to be evil... Because the loom put his name down. Do you see how stupid it is?
Furthermore, the loom put down the name of all major assassins, because they did evil things because their boss made them because he wouldn't yield to the magic loom...
LoL I think the loom actually predicted who gonna die in the near future, not the one to kill.
8:54 - It's to help him control his ability to perceive time in a slowed state. They explain it in the movie. And slowing your perception of time would be incredibly useful for an assassin.
Starlord got knocked the f#ck out
Andy Dwyer*.
By professor X
He deserved it for what he did in Infinity war
I add one sin for the first car you see in the Czech Republic being a fucking Zhiguli. This isn't soviet block anymore.
Love this movie…I wish there were sequels! I also like that bending bullet SEEMS like it could work
You should sin Sky High
Yessssssssssssssssss!!! Though it's a guilty pleasure of mine lol
Nyan Errol that movie is a fucking sin itself
They did that as a special video for the people who bought Jeremy's book.
They apparently don't take suggestions, or else they would have sinned Buckaroo Banzai by now, like I've been begging for the last couple of years.
Will Helmer really is there anyway to watch that video do you still get it if you buy the book? Is it an unlisted video?
A film with Xavier, StarLord, Lucius Fox AND Zod? Are you sure this isn't a comic book movie?
A comic I can only advice to read, "Wanted" by Mark Millar is a very nasty and powerful graphic novel ! (way more violent and immoral than the movie)
It's called a joke. Good job noticing that.
PhatGirlLuva68-ThelastOG nobody said it wasnt dipshit
do you know what it means to imply something, child?
I was literally hoping he would remove a sin for Morgan Freeman’s line at 16:17 : Jeremy did not disappoint.
Can't wait for cinemasins doing the emoji movie
Its kinda odd that these vids are more cohesive in their storytelling than the actual films.
4:15 James McAvoy does his best Morty impression
Noah Ammerman I thought the same thing!!
Noah Ammerman hahahah so true! Morty on point !
James McAvoy would make a great Morty in a live action adaptation!
Holy fuck theres no way this isnt actually Justin Roiland shouting that xD
That Common pun deserves at least ten sins
16:09
the loom shows the name which will be responsible for death of many people... or at least that is what the movie was trying to say when they had Fox told Wesly that if you kill that person, you may save another thousand
Everything wrong with Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter PLEASE!!! Same director.
Yavex I love that movie but I would like to see it sinned too, lol.
The "shoot the wings off the flies" thing deserve more than a hundred sins
Your production and editing make you better then Pitch Meeting..! One love!
4:15 - Oh my God, I think I just found the perfect actor for Morty on a "Rick and Morty" live action movie XD.
he's too old now, but the voice is perfect
Zorro del Demonio That would be awesome if it wasn't for age.
There's one already. Back to the future!
I know, i know.
I absolutely thought he sounded like Morty, as well lol
😂so that's why this sounded so familiar.
Do everything wrong with monster house
I haven't thought about that movie in years
Mr.Planters936 Channel I almost forgot about that movie it was really good
Mr.Planters936 Channel don't look back
I LOOKED BACK
Mr.Planters936 Channel He hasn't because there is nothing wrong with that movie. *IT IS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE UNIVERSE*
Been waiting for this..
I'm disappointed that there was no acknowledgement here of the red stapler as an "Office Space" homage. Also, at the end, why was Sloan already holding everybody's Loom kill orders like he somehow knew he was going to need them to make a point?
Cant wait for the Emoji movie just so I can see cinemasins sin it (I can already tell some of those sins are going to be for the shrek like poop joke that are even on the trailers).
Grace Wawrzynaik ironically, I just said that lol
Everything Wrong With Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
Alexis Godwin nooo
Alexis Godwin I was just watching that yesterday lol I love those movies
lilashj14 I know right
lilashj14 Same lol
What the fuck is Ennuirration? Anybody?
Oh man the office space cake scene at the end is just perfect and always hilarious
I have waited SO LONG for this.
Will we be getting a Everything wrong with Saving Private Ryan or Serenity perhaps?
Everything wrong with the Rush Hour trilogy
GShockBullet agree with you 100% totally
GShockBullet True af 💯
giveaway if i hit 100 subs
Second was still really good. Just not as good as the first. The 3rd had a few good parts.
Aron Redfield Yaaas
Dude gets out of the bath, doesn't dry off at all and gets dressed soaking wet. I get horrible anxiety when he puts the jacket on without drying off.
Yes, I've been waiting for this!!!
How fucking dare you....
not sin the shit outta this movie sooner.
Where is the sin for killing Morgan Freeman??!! D:
In shocked you didn't make a video for wanted years ago, I saw a lot the first time I watched it.
9:40 Thought the bullet curve was the last obstacle. And he already caught the shuttle during your “useless” training montage, so he already proved he was ready.
Unless you’re willing to call out your own errors?
I forgot this movie existed
Me too. And then CinemaSins brings it all flooding back again - goddamit! Now I have to start again! :/
I always had a problem with this movie. It felt over hyped to me and when it came out, all my friends thought it was awesome. I asked the same question: "If you can curve a bullet, then why not do that all the time for every kill and stay safely behind cover?"
when the article says there are eight dead they arent just referring to the roof. There are 5 dead on the roof, the girl across and probably 2 others dead from when they tried to shoot the target in the building. Its also why the headline clearly says 5 dead on rooftop
C'mon, the film is so absurdly fairytale that it's great! And, you know, Bekmambetov always comes up with ideas like this: a fortune-telling loom, a President with an axe chasing vampires... Apart from the fact that it's a complete and total nonsense, the films are fun, aren't they?
Oh, and the bit about "Are you Russian?" wasn't racist, because he actually is Russian. Self-irony, you know :)
Кейт Арчер The "that's racist" part is an inside joke. I don't remember when it started but he says it when it's either sexist, racist, stereotypical, or just mildly mean, with variations such as catcist, graycist, etc. Or when it's just plain racist.
Let's make a guess on how many sins the emoji movie will have
Mine is more than Transformers Age of Extinction
171?
omg i forgot such a movie existed
i give it 250 sins
It might get a bonus round
The montage à trois joke is gold!
CinemaSins has the power to make me re-think any movie I thought I liked! So I usually try to watch the CinemaWins version after! 😀
+5 for acknowledging that "bindi" is an actual thing
Do Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)!
Everything wrong with "The Belko Experiment"
In 10 minutes it less....
Spoilers
Duh
YES!! The guns were already safe!!!!
10:51 when i watched this, i thought that this was the first time continued, wesley just remembered not to hesitate after remembering the convo he had with fox
The gunsmith in an assassin agency, plays later an assassin in John Wick 2. eh... funny.
Surprised you didn't sin the scene where Cross is trying to save Wesley's life and keep him from falling, which is not something a man who wants to kill you would do, so Wesley decided this is the best time to shoot him. Even after he told him he was his dad, he didn't decided to use his brain a bit until after he'd killed him. Then he stops and thinks for a second, and asks Fox if he was telling the truth.
Adrenaline...also its a movie, bot that deep.
They need to do equilibrium !!!! They will all be emotionless sins
So just to say when they're on the train to kill the dude in the office, that's not 2 separate days where he fails on the first and then kills him the next. I am pretty sure it's them in the train and he has a straight shot and hesitates, then the conversation about killing someone to save a thousand I think is a flashback, that's why he's in the bath, because he had been hurt from training before. Then when he bends the bullet to kill the guy it was basically split seconds after his hesitation he remembered about the conversation and bended the bullet to kill him. So on the train, clear shot and hesitates, remembers the conversation, and decides to go through with it when they round the corner.
HISHE, honest trailers, cinemasins...make my day great
I absolutely love Cinemasins
I think I see Common as a hired killer/gun expert much enough to sin this "Common is a hired assasin/gun expert." cliche, so...
(Ding)
Thamma Kass
You are so so right!!
-Suicide Squad
-Wanted
-John Wick
-Smokin' Aces
-The Wiz Live (as a bouncer/security guard at front gates of emerald city, sort of the same)
And I'm certain I'm missing like a half dozen more!! Officially a movie cliche.
He's like a stereotype of a badass looking soldier/killer. Terminator Salvation, Street King, Run All Night, you name it. Around 80% of his actor career is being this type of character. lol
Thamma Kass and ironically, he's one of the few popular rappers that doesn't do gangsta rap, and speaks out against it.
So you can can say that its a... Common theme!
12:35 that train station is probably in Prague (there are even Czech trains and writings), but there are no giant canyons around Prague like in the movie. That castle they visited before is Pernštejn, located in Moravia something about 300 km away from Prague. So the production team was just too lazy to do some resarche or they just didn't care. Yeah, by the way, Czech Rep. isn't in Eastern Europe. Czech hate when someone tells them it is.
You missed the opportunity to use the 'Skyfall' clip and song when Wesley hit the water. _DING!_
Also, even though this movie is kinda wacky in terms of plot, the ending when Wesley breaks the Fourth Wall and says "What the f*ck have you done lately?" Still gives me chills.
i absolutely love this movie and i've never been happier to see it slandered
i mean i always had my doubts about the weird fucking loom thing but goddamn i still love this movie, though i'm surprised this video didn't bring up a lot of the obvious easter egg things. like how the flyer in the left of the shot when Wesley is looking at cross's house for the first time in the first part of the movie says 'your father's son'. or when barry gets hit in the face with keyboard (and this one's rather obvious) the keys flying through air spell out 'fuck you' (but i mean it that like dude you're supposed to notice that). and then the news papers reading 'wanted' when wesley leaves the office building for the last time. there are more i think but it took me like 12 viewings just to find that poster one so
Am I the only one laughing at the incredibly obvious body replacement at 13:41?
13:40 I still remember that horrible building along the Brown/Red line and while I wondered why it stood so long, was kinda sad to see the ugly yellow siding to go.
I always thought of this one as a really fun & good movie that got silly towards the end too.
Cinema Sins gonna be Wanted for roasting Wanted
I know this is an old video (but I'm new to sins) would love to see you guys roll back one or two sinse ago and for the hell of it add like 100o because you got more pissed off since then.
17:12 has me crying
That is not how a windshield comes out of the car. How the hell did she deal it off the dash? Was it held in place by scotch tape? Those things are designed to stay where they are when an airbag is deployed against them. Now that I work at a glass installing company and know this shit very intimately, that scene baffles me greatly.
Abby Jackson It's a movie. 'Nuff said.
+Brian Lee oh I know. And I'm not trying to shit on it. The film was a fun watch and I enjoyed it a bunch when I saw it. What I'm trying to say is when you know how something works it becomes a bit harder to suspend disbelief is all.
Abby Jackson Ah, alright.
Brian Lee it's ok; you can shit on it.
I would've taken a sin off for the keyboard scene
best goddamn CC of all time. I loved it lol
anyway it's been 13 years and this is still one of the movies i most enjoy re-watching. it's ridiculous and i love it
I’m late but I agree
LMFAO chill Jeremy 9:53
Wanted (Both the comic and the movie) is like if some edgy 13 year old watched The Matrix and Fight Club, loved them but didn't get what made those movies work
King Chrollo Don't really see what that has to do with anything
King Chrollo. What, you never saw a Pam Grier movie?
i feel like all mark millar comics are like that (haven't read them though)
I paused the video at 17:02 and can't believe how badly they've shopped Jolie's head onto her body
You gotta do "Everything wrong with The Tourist". Another classic.
13:34 After that entire train scene they just somehow manage to go back to the main city with no explaining how or why they got back okay with no issues..
Who remembers how sick this movie looked in the trailer at first, with Angelina's towel tattoo strut and the curved bullets? Haha then you see it and you're like uhh not horrible.
I loved it!
3:32
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That team america song pops into my head every time i see a montage
15:15 anyone ever notice that the revolver that wesley used in that scene fired more than 6 shots, its an obvious six shooter, where did the extra 3 or so bullets come from?
Where is EWW The Lego Batman Movie, I am just wondering how many sins are gonna be taken away for the great moments in it