Civ 5 AI Only Timelapse: Mad World

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @luminaryprism75
    @luminaryprism75 6 лет назад +48

    Dammit! So close! This is by far the best game the US has had and hot damn the French we’re ruthless with those nukes. Nearly half the globe was irradiated!

  • @GhostRider-sf6vr
    @GhostRider-sf6vr 6 лет назад +74

    Who else thought the barbarians at the beginning were going to be a lot more impactful?

    • @LeCheckmate
      @LeCheckmate 6 лет назад +3

      No kidding. Saw those two robots and thought that at least some capitals would disappear

    • @ezariogerion3138
      @ezariogerion3138 6 лет назад

      Sadly, Death robots are shit at fighting cities.

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 6 лет назад +64

    The French got their nukes first. D:

  • @mjp152
    @mjp152 6 лет назад +23

    I want to have a 60" screen hooked up to a machine that continually fire up AI only Civ games like this... a Civ aquarium

  • @ipv6472
    @ipv6472 6 лет назад +63

    You sure this isnt Ghandhi naming all his city in french coz the play style is straight outta his motto : "A nuke for an eye only made the world mine"

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 5 лет назад +1

      Lol best comment here. But yeah it must have been Gandhi.

  • @scottkrafft6830
    @scottkrafft6830 6 лет назад +29

    6:26 R.I.P. Ottoman Great Prophet
    1490-2069

    • @squaremacaroni1773
      @squaremacaroni1773 6 лет назад +1

      He was the last vestige of the Ottomans. He will be missed.

  • @mennopenning
    @mennopenning 6 лет назад +55

    New York dropped from 41 pop to 9 pop, then grew back up to 27 and got nuked back to 7.

    • @Karmigula
      @Karmigula 6 лет назад +8

      Mr Manhattan was created.

  • @justinsmith4116
    @justinsmith4116 6 лет назад +13

    The description is so poetic in the context of the scenario, those who do not learn from history.

  • @SproutFarms
    @SproutFarms 6 лет назад +42

    Germany successfully invaded St. Petersburg
    And it lost them the war.

  • @PoliticRevolutionnaire
    @PoliticRevolutionnaire 6 лет назад +30

    What was with the growth of those northern cities tho? Like blimey were all those lakes just lake Victoria or something?

  • @kamilkowalczyk7195
    @kamilkowalczyk7195 6 лет назад +54

    It's ironic how America built their empire by technological advantage of having Minutemen over medieval foes, and then lost it because it got an era behind French technology

    • @hexazalea
      @hexazalea 6 лет назад

      I dont think it was the tech i think it was minutemen can move way faster through all the forests.

  • @thefreshvince879
    @thefreshvince879 4 года назад +45

    As soon as I saw France with Machine Guns in 1995, I knew it was all over.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +1

      And the US stuck with Riflemen

  • @flyingcookie5639
    @flyingcookie5639 6 лет назад +32

    When you wonder why isn't France attacking while America and Germany are fighting and they could become the undiscutable superpower... And you have your unexpected answer.

  • @felixw19
    @felixw19 6 лет назад +48

    Wow France basically nuked all of the USA at once......twice

    • @andrewneedham3281
      @andrewneedham3281 6 лет назад +3

      Fucking dirty fighting French! :)

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 6 лет назад +1

      And then sent a swarm of GDRs at them...as if the GDRs weren't OP enough by themselves.

  • @Pseudiom
    @Pseudiom 6 лет назад +18

    "All around me are familiar faces, worn out wastes, worn out wastes..."

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 лет назад +45

    HOLY SHIT FRANCE, CHILL! CHILL!

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 6 лет назад

      Its me Rome!
      Rome? Aha my guy. How you been
      You know, Caesar, he dead man

  • @adampleasants2078
    @adampleasants2078 6 лет назад +18

    Did anyone else notice the Ottoman Great Prophet above Istanbul that just survived into the 2070s until being stolen by a French Death Robot? Kinda funny to see how long Suleiman lasted in that state.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +30

    Nobody expected the French Nuclear Program.

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame 6 лет назад +21

    War...war never changes.

  • @aidan29officiel91
    @aidan29officiel91 6 лет назад +38

    France : omae wa mo shinderu
    USA : nani ?!
    *nukes on their faces*

  • @jmdd3162
    @jmdd3162 6 лет назад +15

    dude you really write some great texts that introduce each scenario, i wish i could read stuff like that in my history

  • @aussiejinjo
    @aussiejinjo 3 года назад +15

    But one day, when the ancient enemy was defeated, new wonderful but yet limited lands was discovered, and the truth about this people was revealed: they were able to exterminate all barbarians around them, but not the barbarians inside themselves.
    lmao the write ups for these are absolutely top notch

  • @falnica
    @falnica 6 лет назад +10

    The snipping of St. Petersburg by USA was the most significan event in the game

  • @FF-Learn
    @FF-Learn 6 лет назад +10

    France had the upper hand in technology and DoW'ed at the key moment when they had the Nuke but the US didn't

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +29

    How much Uranium did France have!?

  • @burnedolivetree
    @burnedolivetree 6 лет назад +10

    Where did the Mechs go? It was just like PLOP and they're gone...

  • @TamAviv
    @TamAviv 6 лет назад +10

    As soon as I seen that France had 3 cities consolidated in a corner I thought they'd win. Then when I seen the infernal yanks spreading across the map unchecked I almost had my doubts. Good job old boney came through in the end.

  • @hexazalea
    @hexazalea 6 лет назад +21

    HOLY SHIT America actually did well. America's bonus might be shit but the miniute men are both why america won so many was and why it lost to france(they lost their mobility.) Holy shit the minute men are op when everything is a forest.

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 6 лет назад +23

    One of these days I'm gonna see Germany win an AI only game. Just you wait :(

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 6 лет назад +63

    Was that a barbarian Giant Death Robot in 3640 BC?

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 5 лет назад +2

      It was probably from a rebellion in a country whose population dropped too low.

    • @robinjonker19
      @robinjonker19 4 года назад

      Where u saw it ?

    • @spencer5863
      @spencer5863 4 года назад +1

      there are 2 of them next to edinburgh 5 seconds in lmao

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад

      @@spencer5863 I.. I thought they were Hand-Axe O.o

  • @EntropicMalevolence
    @EntropicMalevolence 6 лет назад +22

    Napoleon let his inner Gandhi slip

  • @tremedar
    @tremedar 6 лет назад +32

    America chokes and loses the championship....AGAIN!

  • @viniefulful
    @viniefulful 6 лет назад +13

    10/10 description

  • @ItzOnno
    @ItzOnno 6 лет назад +16

    Started rooting for Rome but when I saw they had a slow start I switched to team france, my god it was clutch against america but what a nice fight

  • @jyphox5791
    @jyphox5791 6 лет назад +41

    Tsar bomba made in france👍

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +20

    US actually survived the Apocalypse nucléaire, the GDR blitz was too much however.

  • @Zesprit15
    @Zesprit15 6 лет назад +15

    Wow, you don’t normally see nukes used so freely like this.

  • @Qtuz0v
    @Qtuz0v 4 года назад +9

    In this map top is stronger than the bottom sides are better than the middle.The game was mostly decided when France took Osininka and US did not show interest in taking Edirne.

  • @norbertkocsis5945
    @norbertkocsis5945 6 лет назад +9

    Me when I saw the title:all around me are familiar faces worn out places,worn out faces.

  • @HaussPray
    @HaussPray 6 лет назад +24

    Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 лет назад +16

    6:25 RIP great prophet

  • @joakim3101
    @joakim3101 6 лет назад +14

    French Napoleon is now the world leader!

  • @juliuscaesar5397
    @juliuscaesar5397 6 лет назад +16

    There needs to be more barbarian encampments.

  • @lordmet731
    @lordmet731 6 лет назад +10

    Wow... Really thought Germany could have an chance this time...
    Mistake... But im glad France Made it

    • @babbleshd3368
      @babbleshd3368 6 лет назад +1

      Lord Met Ever seen an AI only battle where Germany won?

    • @lordmet731
      @lordmet731 6 лет назад +2

      Babbles HD No I have Not :(

    • @babbleshd3368
      @babbleshd3368 6 лет назад +1

      Lord Met me neither

  • @niruag8682
    @niruag8682 6 лет назад +12

    Excusez nous pour nos armes nucléaires, it's not very kind xD

  • @joehoe222
    @joehoe222 6 лет назад +14

    Ghandi would be Happy, Nuke Happy

  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD 6 лет назад +14

    France wanted the statue of liberty back. Vive la France!

    • @justinsmith4116
      @justinsmith4116 6 лет назад +2

      Lol, I thought I was in your channel. Was so confused for a second

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +10

    France was in WWI when the US was still in the Civil War.
    Which is funny because Germany slowed the US' progress.

  • @djray8
    @djray8 3 года назад +8

    Edinburgh almost got taken down by barbs in the early game lol

  • @fedupN
    @fedupN Год назад +3

    That incredibly satisfying to watch at the end.

  • @currycurry2162
    @currycurry2162 4 года назад +12

    5:29 Nooo the last of the romans!

  • @SofiaSeal_
    @SofiaSeal_ 6 лет назад +8

    All around me are familiar faces...

  • @ShermanMark1
    @ShermanMark1 2 года назад +15

    I knew France was going to win bc they had A stronger military and way better city's America had a chance to beat them earlier but did not take it

  • @Buildnstack
    @Buildnstack 6 лет назад +13

    When the us introduces "Freedom fries"...

  • @DavidHernandez-hx6xt
    @DavidHernandez-hx6xt 6 лет назад +4

    Would have been neat if you used the barb mod (Barbs can take cities and control them). This was cool tho!

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +12

    Who else thought the barbarians were going to be a big deal?

  • @kevinbrown2438
    @kevinbrown2438 6 лет назад +16

    Never count out the baguette

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 6 лет назад +13

    If only America settled more Northern cities. Their population was so much lower than Napoleon's that they couldn't keep up.

    • @NinjaBusCow
      @NinjaBusCow 6 лет назад

      I was thinking the same thing, still had some awesome battles though.
      :l

  • @DrWilson69
    @DrWilson69 6 лет назад +3

    Please make more of these I crave civilization 5 or 6 so only battles, the one problem is that there’s never a comeback for the second to last team as they usually don’t even out in the late game. Nice to see that a civ actually had a comeback this game.

  • @johnnyrico7104
    @johnnyrico7104 6 лет назад +20

    Nukes work yo

  • @koulematon7359
    @koulematon7359 6 лет назад +9

    Hey. Make more madder world, I think you could just encircle Civs with camps. This would be great.

  • @sygon1157
    @sygon1157 6 лет назад +8

    First I hoped for Germany, then for France to finish US who betrayed all others.

  • @JulesBeFoundHere
    @JulesBeFoundHere 6 лет назад +3

    So spain found el dorado first but failed to buy a settler right away

  • @徐梓轩-y5g
    @徐梓轩-y5g 6 лет назад +18

    How could France win this game, when they've stayed there without doing anything for like 1000 years after they took celtics.

    • @ty8730
      @ty8730 6 лет назад +4

      By getting nuke?

    • @iancalvert417
      @iancalvert417 6 лет назад +13

      Cause they had two huge cities. City populations grow exponentially in this game, and the most important thing is total population. So they had a huge leg up from the start. You could tell america was gonna do well cause they had the other huge city.

    • @ysonokosan
      @ysonokosan 6 лет назад +7

      They got ahead in tech, again.
      Haven't played this game ion a couple years so I don't remember the civ bonuses they get.
      Seems like in many of these videos France out paces the other civs in tech, and dominates.
      It was largely a stalemate, till France broke out the robots of doom at the end.

    • @Fulgrim88
      @Fulgrim88 6 лет назад +3

      They spent all those years building nukes, apparently

  • @ascendedbro1828
    @ascendedbro1828 6 лет назад +2

    The end was so aesthetic)

  • @Random_Commoner
    @Random_Commoner 6 лет назад +10

    LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ !!

  • @TheRealLamaGod
    @TheRealLamaGod 6 лет назад +4

    Song that was used durning the game?

  • @thanasis89
    @thanasis89 6 лет назад +3

    I must admit, I did not see that coming. What a turn of events for the French!

    • @minefoxc4015
      @minefoxc4015 6 лет назад +2

      Athanasios Boutas it was obvious the French were going to win the precise moment they dropped the first nuke,the tech gap between the 2 civs was quite large,midwar the French were using death robots and the Americans still infantry.

    • @dikkedamp3493
      @dikkedamp3493 6 лет назад +1

      MineFox C you could guess by the 3 huge French cities France was going to win because nothing beats science in civ 5.

  • @MsJaro89
    @MsJaro89 4 года назад +9

    I watch. Two countries left. The US seems to have the advantage. Meanwhile, France: Nuclear bombs are doing BUM heheh xD

    • @FF-Learn
      @FF-Learn 4 года назад +4

      US had the most territory but French cities had higher population and higher tech. France was peaceful for most of the game and developed their cities while none of their neighbors wanted to challenge them.

  • @GamerFxLP
    @GamerFxLP 6 лет назад +6

    GERMANY Why? WHY Germany?! You were so close to achiving what you were striving for, for Generations; relevancy! Welp, third place is better than last. :~
    I would have put All my forces in securing Barcelona to be frank and not waste them against the 'muricans. Justmy2cents

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 лет назад +4

    4:48 What does the music remind me of.

    • @DoctuhD
      @DoctuhD 6 лет назад +1

      Reminds me of Phantom Ensemble

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 лет назад +2

    5:08
    (Memories of the end of WW3 scene in episode 11 of Neu Katzland Mapper's Alternate Future of the World intensify)

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 6 лет назад

      Frenchies fighting dirty with their nukes.

  • @GOhardrock
    @GOhardrock 6 лет назад +6

    Прекрасное далёко *^.^*

  • @vlisto3712
    @vlisto3712 6 лет назад +9

    Basically New York vs the world.

  • @ezariogerion3138
    @ezariogerion3138 6 лет назад +3

    I love scenario stories so much.

  • @gabrielzak.7942
    @gabrielzak.7942 4 года назад +8

    I need the, I need the name of the city in the far north. I really need it

    • @gabrielzak.7942
      @gabrielzak.7942 4 года назад +1

      ok I found it (Antium)

    • @klovisdenis8835
      @klovisdenis8835 4 года назад +1

      @@gabrielzak.7942 yes Antium, it was a roman city but USA captured it

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 лет назад +21

    I find this kind of funny
    And kind of sad...

  • @samwisegamgee8318
    @samwisegamgee8318 6 лет назад +3

    wtf onondaga dissapeared at 2:33 for a second

  • @АнтоФрансуа
    @АнтоФрансуа 6 лет назад +7

    YESSS this is my France ! !

  • @Eurley66
    @Eurley66 6 лет назад +9

    Vive la France! Should have just shared half the world with our biggest friends and allies, the United States, though. Would have been fine with me!

    • @baxterpaschal3392
      @baxterpaschal3392 6 лет назад +1

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, not really though. Our biggest friends and allies have been the germans for a while now.

    • @ThatGuy3714
      @ThatGuy3714 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah, first they kick you in your baguette twice then you become the best of friends. It's funny how friendships are created. 😂😂

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 6 лет назад

      Kinda like the United States and Great Britain in that sense.

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 6 лет назад

      UserName117 Well we were the ones kicking their bratwursts until Prussia happened, so no hard feelings, really.
      In fact, the french-german friendship, born so soon after WW2, is one of the things I think about when I need my faith in humanity restored.

  • @shawnruby7011
    @shawnruby7011 2 года назад +7

    Tactical nukes

  • @lordjimbo2
    @lordjimbo2 6 лет назад +9

    Finally! Death Robots!!!

  • @Ollie_PC
    @Ollie_PC 6 лет назад +3

    Well shit. I didn't see that coming

  • @kiplingfly1221
    @kiplingfly1221 6 лет назад +6

    I placed a bet on Germany

  • @GoldenZero98
    @GoldenZero98 6 лет назад +2

    What's that little island to the west

  • @ROBA05
    @ROBA05 6 лет назад +6

    Where is Ghandi?! xD

    • @davidsmith7752
      @davidsmith7752 6 лет назад

      ROBA05 France, apparently.
      🇫🇷🚀🚀🚀🚀🇫🇷

  • @theyoshi202
    @theyoshi202 6 лет назад +39

    Nooooo so close America :( Worst civ in the game almost won

    • @AeonQuasar
      @AeonQuasar 5 лет назад +5

      That's not America, but the AI sucks with them. Byzantinum is definetly the worst. Japan, Iroquois and Cartage (on land maps) are still behind America. Even Denmark and India is kinda worse.

    • @agostonbarany9668
      @agostonbarany9668 5 лет назад +6

      Morten Bakke India? You stupid or smth?

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 5 лет назад

      @@AeonQuasar I love India. It's so much easier to keep happiness up playing as them.

    • @DiabloMet
      @DiabloMet 5 лет назад +1

      Morten Bakke India is one of the top 5 tf

    • @Nozdormu1982
      @Nozdormu1982 4 года назад +1

      @@LEFT4BASS Nuke Cola is happiness.

  • @betadinemr7059
    @betadinemr7059 6 лет назад +6

    trading posts everywhere....

  • @kosiak10851
    @kosiak10851 6 лет назад +3

    0:32 Why is Moscow starving back to population of 4?

    • @equinehax
      @equinehax 6 лет назад +11

      kosiak10851 communism time ☭

    • @Alex-sv5cf
      @Alex-sv5cf 6 лет назад

      kosiak10851 probably famine

  • @RoseRegent
    @RoseRegent 6 лет назад +1

    hey look on the bright side those roman workers have been around for a long time..

    • @RoseRegent
      @RoseRegent 6 лет назад +1

      so has that great prophet

  • @douglasquaid7550
    @douglasquaid7550 6 лет назад +8

    Pretty cool war between usa and germany, was hoping for german victory, but usa got what they deserved in the end.

  • @qclaw1234
    @qclaw1234 6 лет назад +28

    USA USA USA US......

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 лет назад +3

      I need to stop reading comments before I’ve finished watching the video

    • @qclaw1234
      @qclaw1234 6 лет назад

      @st.videos america didn't even win....

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 лет назад +1

      MoonMan they didn’t? I havn’t finished watching the video yet.

    • @sygon1157
      @sygon1157 6 лет назад

      Usa got big by betraying other Civilizations but are like always by far not good at technology - France get it how to win

  • @protuberancds6647
    @protuberancds6647 4 года назад +5

    Чет Франция сильно имбует, вам не кажется?

  • @davidj.8330
    @davidj.8330 6 лет назад +15

    3:04 Berlin ist gefallen!!

    • @DieWahrheit2.0
      @DieWahrheit2.0 5 лет назад

      günstigere Landeinheiten und dennoch lost...
      An was erinnert das?^^

    • @DSiren
      @DSiren 4 года назад

      See the Reich in flames
      Try to save Berlin in vain
      It's a road through death and pain
      On the other shore, there's the end of the war

  • @surgodis_1135
    @surgodis_1135 6 лет назад +8

    Baguet

  • @gandhikumar2956
    @gandhikumar2956 4 года назад +3

    Unfortunately Blackfoot and Rome are too close, they are the most powerful AI.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +2

      Blackfoot reminds me of Bugs Bunny, we call him Longfoot.

  • @studiofreresetsoeurs6374
    @studiofreresetsoeurs6374 3 года назад +4

    fraaaaaaannnnnnnce heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

  • @fastfo0d543
    @fastfo0d543 6 лет назад +2

    Описание топ)

  • @majorianus8055
    @majorianus8055 3 года назад +1

    can anyone tell me where to find these maps? thanks

    • @aForkfulOfGold
      @aForkfulOfGold 3 года назад +3

      I believe AIBattle, the uploader of these videos, is creating them themselves. In the Civ world builder.

  • @JohnSmith-vm6hd
    @JohnSmith-vm6hd 6 лет назад +1

    Giant death robot + nuke. :D