British Husband Explains To American Wife | Top 10 Most Vile Football Chants **REACTION**

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @ctriis
    @ctriis 2 года назад +295

    Saying Maggie Thatcher isn't popular in the north is quite the understatement. The weekend after her timely passing the #2 song on the UK charts was "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".

    • @jessemacarain5978
      @jessemacarain5978 Год назад +17

      she aint popular down south either mate

    • @Will-hg6zs
      @Will-hg6zs Год назад +2

      ​@@jessemacarain5978sadly, she is :-(

    • @DigitalNomadOnFIRE
      @DigitalNomadOnFIRE Год назад

      Plenty of people in the North voted for Thatcher, the ones who understand that communism failed for example 🤡
      Thatcher destroyed poverty in the UK, the contrast from the 70s to late 80s was vast, almost everybody was far better off because you now, communism doesn't work mate hahaha.

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund Год назад

      she was almost as unpopular as JT

    • @jithinkarikombil
      @jithinkarikombil 7 месяцев назад +5

      She is the best leader UK had

  • @CarrickBrennan
    @CarrickBrennan 8 месяцев назад +43

    The celery chant is an old Gillingham chant from the 90s. We had a 21 stone keeper and used to throw it at him during games. To this day celery is still banned in the stadium.

    • @daniellee837
      @daniellee837 5 месяцев назад +2

      Chelsea sang it first

    • @merlinbotha363
      @merlinbotha363 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@daniellee837it's not something to be proud of 😂

    • @Tzomthekliafafanboy
      @Tzomthekliafafanboy Месяц назад +1

      It was originally a Chelsea chant

  • @lewisb85
    @lewisb85 2 года назад +227

    Part of the Maggie's dead one is that she blamed the Hillsborough disaster on the "drunken Liverpool fans" and sided with the police refusing to open a proper investigation when she was PM. Years later her part in the cover up was revealed in a paper.

    • @tomarmstrong5244
      @tomarmstrong5244 2 года назад

      Aye, the police were useless, but the fact is that Liverpool fans were drunk, and the main cause of the problem. Scousers really are a bunch of whinging losers.

    • @mattiasbarnett3777
      @mattiasbarnett3777 2 года назад +18

      As a Liverpool fan and my grandmother survivor of that it was pure karma and especially now truth revealed that we were innocent all a long

    • @jamesfarragher3066
      @jamesfarragher3066 2 года назад +14

      Fucking hell... pull up a chair everybody... here we go again.

    • @tomarmstrong5244
      @tomarmstrong5244 2 года назад

      @@mattiasbarnett3777 Your nan might have been innocent, but I knew (he's dead now) a policeman who was there, an ex-marine and very good man. And he agreed that the police response was terrible, but had no doubts that the basic problem was a large bunch of drunken Liverpool louts without tickets pushing their way through crowd. That the useless Chief of Police lied to cover up his own mistakes does not change that - whatever the report might say.

    • @mattiasbarnett3777
      @mattiasbarnett3777 2 года назад

      @@tomarmstrong5244 so was my fault in Paris when almost happened again 99% was police fault as the Hillsborough independent panal proved it was NOT Liverpool fans fault and those that still believe it is are pure Liverpool hating scum

  • @craigevison4898
    @craigevison4898 2 года назад +102

    The word nonce comes from prison, sex offenders had N.O.N.C.E. On a board outside their cell (not on normal courtyard exercise) so the guards knew not to let them out with other inmates

    • @razerow3391
      @razerow3391 Год назад +13

      That has been reputed and there is also evidence it comes from Victorian period where police and others would refer to those committing acts of homosexuality as "not of normal criminal element" ... Which is also wrong. As it was a word for a gay man long before then!
      The dictionary, which has for more than a century been an authority on etymology, says nonce may derive from the word nance, a derogatory word for an effeminate or gay man. The word, the origin of which is unknown, may alternatively derive from the Lincolnshire dialect word nonse, meaning a good-for-nothing.
      So how did the 'not on normal courtyard exercise' legend arise? It is most likely a backronym, an acronym formed from a word that already existed.
      Other examples of backronyms include posh which is thought to stand for 'port over, starboard home', a reference to the cabins on the cooler side of ocean liners occupied by rich Brits on their way to and from India in the days of the Empire. Posh, more likely, derives from the Persian safed-posh (literally 'white robes'), a term for wealthy people.

    • @dannyking4138
      @dannyking4138 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@razerow3391 it’s not reputed that’s true it was on prisoners as they were protection cases

    • @Rachel_M_
      @Rachel_M_ 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@dannyking4138 it has been *refuted* (reputed does not mean what you think it means).
      Have you ever looked or do you just ignore things that don't conform your bias.
      The origin of the myth is from a Channel 5 documentary about Wakefield.....
      .. Yes, channel 5. Well. Knowm for their accuracy. They frequently misinterpret or give false information about the law on their various police programmes.

  • @danielgardecki1046
    @danielgardecki1046 2 года назад +36

    Adam Johnson's trial was 1.7 miles down the road from me at Bradford Crown Court.
    While he was in prison he was filmed saying he "wished he r__ped her for a 6 year sentence."

  • @stevenpritchard9282
    @stevenpritchard9282 2 года назад +45

    Regarding Robin with the chant "she said no" it's because the wife of Robin did not like Manchester and preferred to stay in London.

  • @MikeWilsonBarrett
    @MikeWilsonBarrett 2 года назад +33

    Urika Johnson was a TV Weather presenter turned TV presenter. She was most known for her 8 years presenting UK Gladiators.

    • @reallivebluescat
      @reallivebluescat 7 месяцев назад

      And shooting stars

    • @paulm2467
      @paulm2467 3 месяца назад +1

      And her multiple children with multiple husbands and boyfriends, she was Swedish and lived up to all the British stereotypes of a Swedish woman.

  • @Eyesight_1444
    @Eyesight_1444 2 года назад +26

    Brass nail = tail is what women of the night were called back in the day I believe

  • @grapeman63
    @grapeman63 2 года назад +75

    The word "peadophile" in the caption is actually spelt (American: spelled) wrong. This is probably deliberate to avoid the video getting tagged. The correct spelling is "ae" which is actually an 'ash', a hangover from Old English / Latin and one of the six forgotten letters. You still find it in words like "Caesar", "paediatric" and "encyclopaedia". When Noah Webster simplified American spelling he replaced most of the 'ashes' with the letter 'e', hence the differences in both spelling and pronunciation. 'Ash' has a long 'e' sound like a double 'e' whereas a single 'e' is short, abrupt, almost curt.

    • @tomarmstrong5244
      @tomarmstrong5244 2 года назад +1

      When it is derived from the OE it is pronounced more like a shortened ayer, as still found in the various 'Geordie' accents.

    • @grapeman63
      @grapeman63 Год назад +1

      @@tomarmstrong5244 You are, of course, right. I chose to liken it to a double 'e' for simplicity's sake. It is actually an 'a''e' sound run together with the 'e' sound dominant - shorter than a double 'e' but longer than a single 'e'. 'Ayee' with the 'ee' stressed would be a good approximation, but this is not present in many English dialects, and so is not familiar to a non-native (i.e. American) speaker.

    • @chrismaggs
      @chrismaggs Год назад

      What these guys said!!
      Thanks for saving me the typing

    • @shoujahatsumetsu
      @shoujahatsumetsu 6 месяцев назад

      æ

  • @TheFosseArmy
    @TheFosseArmy 2 года назад +18

    I love these guys, I’m from Leicester living in the north east, and my lass moved over here from the US and she has 0 interest in football but I told her if Newcastle and Sunderland fans are in the same pub… don’t get involved xD

    • @cheman579
      @cheman579 2 года назад +1

      I'm so happy for you mate, so glad you managed to escape Leicester, you must have so many horror stories from your time there.

    • @PhilHarrisTV
      @PhilHarrisTV Год назад

      Ask anyone who's lived/living in Leicester, they'll all say it's a shit'ole, I've moved further and further out as time's gone on......I now live in Coalville so hardly a step up!

    • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117
      @indiekiddrugpatrol3117 Год назад

      @@PhilHarrisTV what's happening in Leicester is known as white flight

    • @raptorgaming146
      @raptorgaming146 10 месяцев назад

      I live in Newcastle and wise choice for telling her not to go to the pub if Sunderland and Newcastle fans together because it's just slander against sunderland

  • @timholder6825
    @timholder6825 2 года назад +42

    Are you kidding? Pumpkins are an American tradition adopted here that replaced the traditional, 'jack o lantern' made from a hollowed out turnip. Harder to do and harder work, but exactly the same principle. Pumpkins are bigger and easier, but it's the American adaption of a British custom/tradition. How many years of your childhood did you spend outside the UK? Btw, the celery thing, it isn't someone's name, it's just one of those weird, abstract eccentricities we're famous for. The bizarre is what gives the humour, ask Monty.

    • @jameso9221
      @jameso9221 2 года назад +6

      ita an american adaptation of an irish tradition* . coming from the ancient pagan celebration of samhain.

    • @timholder6825
      @timholder6825 2 года назад +7

      @@jameso9221 Mostly. The Jack O Lantern, thing originates in Ireland, but kinda sprang up simultaneously in Somerset, England. The lantern custom only originates from the 19th century in both cases. In Somerset it's called Punkie Night. Samhain is a much older Celtic tradition, but the Jack O Lantern is kinda a recent adaption. Samhain in Autumn. Beltane (aka Walpurgis nacht, the meeting of the witches) in spring. They traditionally mark the changing of the seasons. I know you probably know all this, but I've mentioned for the sake of any other reader who might be interested. BTW, I used to live in Slovakia and they celebrate Beltane by dancing naked around a fire. My ex was a witch.

  • @matthewsimpson6974
    @matthewsimpson6974 2 года назад +44

    The “she said no” part of the RVP chant is because his wife said to not leave Arsenal

    • @eggfriedrice4495
      @eggfriedrice4495 2 года назад

      Na it was because he got accused of sexual assault in Holland when young whilst at Arsenal

    • @imbrenco
      @imbrenco 2 года назад

      No it’s not. It’s cos he sexually harassed a woman

    • @matthewsimpson6974
      @matthewsimpson6974 2 года назад

      @@imbrenco as a gooner, I know what the chant was for. It wasn’t for that, it was because his wife said not to leave Arsenal.

    • @imbrenco
      @imbrenco 2 года назад +5

      @@matthewsimpson6974 bro as a gooner as well it was about the r*** case. Yes she didn’t want to go but that line was specifically because of the case.

  • @stevecurrie6856
    @stevecurrie6856 2 года назад +14

    THANK YOU. Been getting addicted to these reaction videos recently, and it annoys me when I endlessly see guys just asking for explanations in the comments. You should have explained the hatred circle about Derby-Leicester-Forest more though.

  • @Axispaw1
    @Axispaw1 2 года назад +19

    In Scotland we used to carve neeps until pumpkins became available.
    Try carving a neep...😂😂😂

    • @tomarmstrong5244
      @tomarmstrong5244 2 года назад +1

      Same in NE England.

    • @graemew7001
      @graemew7001 Год назад

      @@tomarmstrong5244 I'm in the NE too and I'll never forget the combo smell of hot candle and burning turnip lol

    • @paulm2467
      @paulm2467 3 месяца назад

      Same in Cumbria, it was nearly as hard as carving wood and the resulting lantern wasn’t very impressive, about a tenth of the size of a pumpkin.

    • @epona7
      @epona7 3 месяца назад

      And Lancashire

  • @DigitalNomadOnFIRE
    @DigitalNomadOnFIRE Год назад +10

    The Park chant is even funnier because Park was their own player.
    I heard Park HATED that chant.

    • @jacklovejoy5290
      @jacklovejoy5290 2 месяца назад +1

      Park didn't mind it because he knew it wasn't malicious, but he changed his mind when they started using it on other korean players (which is just lazy)

  • @norkannen
    @norkannen 2 года назад +20

    I guess the whole working class in UK sang together with the Liverpool fans on the Maggie chant.😂🥳🤗🇧🇻

    • @tomarmstrong5244
      @tomarmstrong5244 2 года назад +1

      It was the intelligent part of the working class who voted Maggie into power three times sunshine. You just won't find any in Liverpool.

    • @PCDelorian
      @PCDelorian 2 года назад +2

      @@tomarmstrong5244 And that's why they all lost their jobs and had to deal with a tax so unpopular that credit brokers had to disregard debts coming from failure to pay it because most of the country would be ineligible.

    • @carlbland
      @carlbland Год назад

      Or any Tory MP

  • @christophergardiner535
    @christophergardiner535 2 года назад +4

    Ulrika-ka-ka-ka Jonsson was a presenter on Gladiators andon the panel show Shooting Stars. She also had an affair with England Manager Sven-Goran Eriksson in the early 2000's

  • @TheNutcracker19
    @TheNutcracker19 2 года назад +13

    Not sure who commented that Park loved that song... a couple of years ago he actually released a statement via Man Utd to say that it was offensive and asked for fans to stop singing it.

    • @pj4433
      @pj4433 Год назад +2

      It’s factual. He can stick his offence.

  • @tonybmw5785
    @tonybmw5785 2 года назад +2

    City fan here who spent ten years on Wearside and if you're going to take the missus to a match, take her to the Tyne and Wear derby at Sunderland for the away vibe if the Maccams get up or you go down which I can't see that happening now you've got an owner with almost as much money as Al Mubarak.

  • @thatcher00
    @thatcher00 2 года назад +9

    Just a side note when maragret thatcher died. The witch is dead from wizard of oz hit no.1 on the charts

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад

      Is this the same Margaret Thatcher that became The first Prime Minister to win three elections?
      She must have been unpopular !

  • @DigitalNomadOnFIRE
    @DigitalNomadOnFIRE Год назад +1

    People definitely carve pumpkins in the UK, but it's bigger in the US. The tradition originates in the UK.

    • @xbluebae
      @xbluebae 8 месяцев назад

      Started with swedes/turnips if I remember rightly 😁

  • @c_n_b
    @c_n_b 2 года назад +4

    Chelsea fans used to throw celery on to the pitch. I don't know when/why it started!

  • @timholder6825
    @timholder6825 2 года назад +6

    Ulrika was on Shooting Stars and presented Gladiators (remember that?). She was also known for having an affair with Sven Goran Erikson, England manager at the time.

  • @jameshurt9256
    @jameshurt9256 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just to point out, as I found this out recently, NONCE is an acronym from prison, where peados were separated from other prisoners during exercise time. It stood for 'not on normal courtyard exercise'

  • @scotmac5143
    @scotmac5143 4 месяца назад +1

    Van Persie was on a podcast a few months ago and told the guy that Arsenal never offered him a new contract, but Man Utd did, so he went there. I still find it hard to believe that Arsenal didn't offer him a new contract, but why would he lie??, Wenger would only give a new 1 year contract to players hitting 30. That's why Pires, Henry, and Vieira left.🎉

  • @takilatime
    @takilatime 2 года назад +4

    Love the vids guys, I think when you do these though you shouldn’t pause until the chant finishes and then talk about it and give context and stuff so the the timing isn’t messed with. Keep up the great content

  • @thereverendoffunk
    @thereverendoffunk 2 года назад +2

    Alreet bonny lad and lass fellow geordie and toon fan here 👋
    Brass is cockney rhyming slang for tart, brass clart = tart

  • @raptorgaming146
    @raptorgaming146 10 месяцев назад +1

    15:58 mate not popular in the North is a bit understatement

  • @greygreen5610
    @greygreen5610 2 года назад +11

    According to the stories, the celery tradition comes from a renowned Chelsea fan called Mickey Greenaway. In the 1980s, a song would be sung called Ask Old Brown that went: "Ask old Brown for tea and all the family, if he doesn’t come, we’ll tickle his bum with a lump of celery." i actually knew mickey greenaway back in the late 70's, used to play 3 card brag with him.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад +1

      Is he still alive mate?

    • @greygreen5610
      @greygreen5610 2 года назад +1

      @@Isleofskye i doubt it, he was quite a bit older then me back then, i was 19ish back then and i'm 63 now

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад

      @@greygreen5610 Cheers mate.
      There was a poignant video of The Shed Boys on here from around 1967 and you could, clearly, see a teenager turn to the camera, and his Granddaughter said he is dead now and as it was 55 years ago,it is chilling to think many of those boys in that video are, probably, no longer with us.

    • @ChelseaPensioner-DJW
      @ChelseaPensioner-DJW 2 года назад +1

      The Celery song came about at boring away matches, sung then clumps of celery were throw all over the place. I forget which away match had lead up to celery becoming the veg of choice, but a large contingent of Chelsea away fans broke away from a police escourt by jumping into a field, which just happened to be growing celery. A comical fight ensued with clumps of celery being pulled up and thrown at each other. There were also cards made up with ICF on them... Inter Celery Firm, taking the piss out of Wet Spam (West Ham). I don't know where you got your version from, but it wasn't Mickey. Who stayed at my house when venturing to Pudsey outside Leeds. Mickey sadly died in 1999, and Danny Harkins, Babs and a few others organised a going away do at Stamford Bridge, only 600 there quite select my ticket number was 589 haha. We've also got a plaque mounted in Stamford Bridge also, you can see that on the Facebook group called 'Making a Plaque for Mickey Greenaway...Zigger, Zagger'

    • @greygreen5610
      @greygreen5610 2 года назад +1

      @@ChelseaPensioner-DJW type in origin of celery song in google and your see what i'm saying about mickey. sad to hear of his passing, i guessed he would be dead, he was a lot older then me at the time i knew him. i knew babs and danny harkins too, travelled to many away games with them, was also a guy called shaun, who ended up becoming a steward at the ground. by the way your not david webb the player by any chance?

  • @Evasion381
    @Evasion381 2 года назад +2

    hey titus bramble was good at wigan, problem was he randomly thought he was a striker and would attempt to take on everyone in front of him and we'd concede

  • @shadybacon3451
    @shadybacon3451 2 года назад +14

    As a scouser and a liverpool fan, knowing the history between Maggie and what she did to liverpool and her absolutely disgraceful handling of the Hillsborough disaster, the fact she died on my 20th birthday is the greatest gift I will ever receive.

    • @Garngad_bhoy
      @Garngad_bhoy 2 года назад +2

      The whole of Scotland celebrated with you especially the green and white side of Glasgow

    • @Alexm0321
      @Alexm0321 2 года назад +5

      @@Garngad_bhoy the whole of the north celebrated 😂🎉

  • @martinbrophy6898
    @martinbrophy6898 Год назад +1

    Subscribed as a fellow mag up the toon

  • @neonknees
    @neonknees 2 года назад +1

    Halloween is an Irish holiday that was brought to the states back in the 1800's.

  • @jakealdridge1257
    @jakealdridge1257 2 года назад +3

    Just found your channel , and loving it, looking forward to more amazing vidoes, UP THE TOON 🍻🍻🍻

  • @davek834
    @davek834 2 года назад +2

    Ulrika started off as a TV weather girl , celery has been a Chelsea song for years not sure why maybe it closely rhymes with CFC , Chelsea fans use to throw sticks of celery in the air when they had standing areas, there was a mobile porn footage passed around of a woman that looks like John Terry's mum , probably not her but football fans jump on an opportunity like that, John Terry's mum doesn't deserve it but John did 😂

  • @markprice1647
    @markprice1647 2 месяца назад

    Wow, that is a proper mans pumpkin that mate, I noticed that you didn't emasculate it by cutting the stalk off😂😂❤❤

  • @Jocstar_
    @Jocstar_ 2 месяца назад

    " well done lads, excellent excellent work" lmao 😂

  • @zedwpd
    @zedwpd 2 года назад +1

    I'm American married to a Brit and I'm a huge Man City fan! A none vile chant but funny as hell to Americans is the Greasy Chip Butty chant since it's to a John Denver song (a very mainstream/almost uncool) person to choose. And although we pronounce pedophile definitely we do use the same sound for pediatrics (ee sound instead of eh), so us Americans are the weird ones on this word.

    • @PhilHarrisTV
      @PhilHarrisTV Год назад

      That's a Sheffield Utd/Yorkshire chant I believe.

  • @TheScodia
    @TheScodia 2 года назад +1

    As a toon fan, this was gold :)

  • @laziojohnny79
    @laziojohnny79 2 года назад +7

    not saying you're not a catch Fen, but goddamn you're a lucky bloke mate!

  • @smashingturnips5353
    @smashingturnips5353 Год назад

    That adam johnson chant was class fair play

  • @Paul-hn6un
    @Paul-hn6un 2 года назад +1

    From the north west of England. Dont know how far the slang is spread but "brass" in my part of the world means prostitute (possibly Manc slang but don't take my word for it)

  • @danielwylie7235
    @danielwylie7235 Год назад +1

    Go on the toon what a king

  • @cheman579
    @cheman579 2 года назад

    People do carve pumpkins in the UK, in West Yorkshire you see them everywhere on halloween, whether they're in people's windows or outside their houses, and I know people do it in London too. I mean in Primary School in West Yorkshire they had us carving pumpkins so it's definitely done here in the UK, I guess people in some areas just aren't as interested in it as other areas because it's a lot of effort for what it is and as you know if you have to put a lot of effort into something for not much reward, Brits will generally avoid it.
    But my point is some Northerners do still do it as it's done all through Yorkshire and we have pumpkin farms where you can buy them, I just don't know about places like Newcastle and whether they do it or not.

  • @zxMRxNINJAxz
    @zxMRxNINJAxz Год назад

    Gotta subscribe now I know you’re a toon fan, HOWAY THE LADS!

  • @JonBrooke-x5t
    @JonBrooke-x5t 2 месяца назад

    I,m suprised that "Who's that boucing down the runway" didn't come up.

  • @scotmac5143
    @scotmac5143 4 месяца назад

    After Teves left Man City, he eventually wound up in China 🇨🇳. People were saying that he only went for the money. Teves said, " Of course I did, I'm supporting 15 members of my family, so they have a better upbringing than I did." Can't argue with the guy there, esp when he talks about him and 2 other players sharing a pair of football boots at youth level 😢

  • @definitelynotatroll246
    @definitelynotatroll246 2 года назад +26

    That ronaldo accusation wasn’t bollocks pal, he paid her off to shut her up, innocent people don’t do that

    • @Horatio997
      @Horatio997 2 года назад +2

      Easier to just pay when you're as wealthy as him

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад +9

      Not necessarily. Under a week's wages for him and he avoids all the Court Drama and endless bad publicity because if you throw enough mud then some sticks especially as other fans hate him.

  • @zgdafzgdaf4264
    @zgdafzgdaf4264 Год назад

    I guess it’s popular to chant gay slurs at soccer games. It happened when I was in Brazil watching a game. When the MLS started in atlanta the games were played in a predominantly lgbqt area and in a college football stadium since the Mercedes Benz stadium construction was behind schedule. This tradition was carried on and yes you all nailed it, it went over like a lead balloon. After the second game georgia tech was about to pull the plug if it didn’t stop.

  • @DarkestdaysAU
    @DarkestdaysAU Год назад

    "Brass", English slang term for money, i.e. "brass in pocket"; as well as effrontery and in an alternative context, also slang for a prostitute. "Brass", the metallic body of a cartridge case, usually made of brass.

  • @samueljames17
    @samueljames17 2 года назад

    You guys should watch the beauty of football great video

  • @jillosler9353
    @jillosler9353 2 года назад

    I lived in Libya (Tobruk) 1966-1967 !!!

  • @dilligaff1979
    @dilligaff1979 Год назад

    Number 6 is done to the tune of Kumbaya. You know, "Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya....

  • @dennishendrikx3228
    @dennishendrikx3228 2 года назад

    Yes, we scream at the TV, because the team and ref might hear us. And yes, it could get verbally, but when you unexpected win (PSV-Arsenal 2-0), it's a very happy occasion. That we are not in the stadium, doesn't mean we are not in the stadium.
    Does that make some sence?

  • @xbluebae
    @xbluebae 8 месяцев назад

    Wait, a posh northerner too? 😂
    Weyyyy up the Toon man, even though we sound like we speak RP! Haha 💪🏻

  • @Dee-l2g
    @Dee-l2g 2 года назад +1

    Get her to watch Football Factory with ya

  • @jonsouth1545
    @jonsouth1545 2 месяца назад

    The she said no Robin was that his wife refused to move to Manchester

  • @razerow3391
    @razerow3391 Год назад

    We do carve pumpkins. You can even buy stencils from places like Tesco at Hallowe'en and they come with a little tool you use to "trace" the design leaving little dots you score along.

  • @norkannen
    @norkannen 2 года назад

    That was a spooky good Pumpkin Fen.🥳🤗🇧🇻

  • @swiftyblueredblue715
    @swiftyblueredblue715 2 года назад +3

    Big up from Newcastle 🤙

  • @robinramsey2125
    @robinramsey2125 Год назад

    you say we are shite, did you forget to mention you aint beat us in decades loool

  • @chuckyboy6977
    @chuckyboy6977 Год назад

    Nonce, isn’t slang it’s an acronym. Sex offenders and those down for beating or killing women and children are separated from the general population in prison for their protection. The officers have a notice that’s on the cell door (I think) about that prisoner to keep them separate during exercise periods. The Nonce acronym is N.ot O.n N.ormal C.ourtyard E.xercise..

  • @timholder6825
    @timholder6825 2 года назад +1

    Hold on Toon, Adam Johnson played for Newcastle as well. And Boro.

    • @lyncohn9505
      @lyncohn9505 2 года назад

      He played in the Newcastle youth squad

  • @neilsaxton109
    @neilsaxton109 2 года назад

    Everyone carves pumpkin in England haha

  • @KeithMcbride-fy3hy
    @KeithMcbride-fy3hy 2 месяца назад

    When was Newcastle a big city notice the shearer one is missing tgc

  • @MrMazmx5
    @MrMazmx5 3 месяца назад

    The word Nonce was derived from a very old legal term for sex offenders. They were considered - “Not Of Normal Criminal Element”.

  • @jibbaland9512
    @jibbaland9512 2 года назад

    Bro wait till you see the ones about the queen "lizzies in a box in a box lizzzies in a boooxxx"

  • @Up_the_saints
    @Up_the_saints 6 месяцев назад

    I'm British I'm nine and I'm going to Wembley to watch saints it's ducking mental

  • @gavingiant6900
    @gavingiant6900 2 года назад

    Adam Johnson got six years and did half his sentence. He did the rest on licence. He kinda grassed himself up with looking at animals doing it too.

  • @kadrafarghaly62
    @kadrafarghaly62 2 года назад

    Hi I'm half arab also (egypt) frm manchester,looking forward to your reactions,ive never seen carved pumpkins up here either

  • @beerguy177
    @beerguy177 2 года назад

    akasha and fen happy Halloween 🎃 thanks for the content

  • @pearcester44
    @pearcester44 2 года назад

    Gladiators and shooting stars is why ulrika ka ka ka ka kaaaaaa is famous

  • @DaveyToon
    @DaveyToon 2 года назад +2

    Yes lad, didn't know you where a toon fan ⚫⚪⚫⚪

    • @paulguise698
      @paulguise698 2 года назад

      Hiya Davey, have you Subscribed to The Toon Review RUclips channel? its really great

  • @MrWhudan1985
    @MrWhudan1985 4 месяца назад

    Need the west ham one about Tottenham... we'll be running around Tottenham

  • @mrrrglllrrr
    @mrrrglllrrr 2 года назад

    5:13 Yep... That was Manchester United chant...

  • @matyy_.
    @matyy_. 2 года назад

    13:19 not by someone you guys potential budget is more than 75% in the whole Premier League its like idk comparing U.S military spending to i dunno Poland or UK or any other country in the world idk why that comparison but i think its easy to understand that way :d

  • @hornetgags
    @hornetgags 2 года назад

    Park did not like that chant - he said he wished they'd stop singing it.

  • @michaellucas4726
    @michaellucas4726 Год назад

    Ashley Cole has some savage songs like, you should find them.

  • @Chris_GY1
    @Chris_GY1 2 года назад +2

    Tevez didn’t win anything at city, the same song is sung when Di Maria left Manchester United.

    • @AlanKSimulations
      @AlanKSimulations Год назад

      Yep no trophies and suprise suprise Tevez became a mercenary at City too 😂

  • @humate9980
    @humate9980 2 года назад

    Fuckin hell lad you’ve just brainwashed her to our ways ant ya 🤣

  • @hsdsaunders
    @hsdsaunders 2 года назад

    Ulrika Johnson became famous for being incredibly fit and cute.

  • @svavars.kjartansson1012
    @svavars.kjartansson1012 Год назад

    The fact that he doesn't understand why Maggie being dead is a cause for celebration is very much connected to why he says without any doubt that the allegations against Ronaldo are bollocks, and to the fact that in the Frankie Boyle video he said that Frankie was once great, but not today.
    Tory trying to pose as something else

  • @headhunterandy
    @headhunterandy 2 года назад

    yeah you laugh about south and laugh at celery...but its chelsea

  • @TreVader1378
    @TreVader1378 4 месяца назад

    The Toon Army never fails, Toon Toon black and white army.
    Also I have to ask, where's Sunderland, I only know Mackemland.

  • @lukepothecary5486
    @lukepothecary5486 5 месяцев назад

    Sure that Utd/Newcastle game was Cristianos first game back at UTD, he soon shut them up

  • @paulgreen2416
    @paulgreen2416 2 месяца назад

    Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Starmers.........

  • @jizziejustin
    @jizziejustin 2 месяца назад

    Stan played for Villa as well

  • @neneamod
    @neneamod 2 года назад

    A video on cricket would be appreciated

  • @russellpetrie119
    @russellpetrie119 2 года назад

    theres ones with jimmy saville and gary glitter boris johnson

  • @mkrtwilightzzmkrnationzz5934
    @mkrtwilightzzmkrnationzz5934 2 года назад

    Geordie fan what a call from grace

  • @Mgbn78
    @Mgbn78 2 года назад +1

    The Ronaldo rumours weren’t ‘bollocks’ by the way, he still hasn’t been proven innocent nor have the accusations been proven true, either, so it’s all up in the air which is why people still use it as an attack line. (Cases have been thrown out due to evidence being mishandled, illegally collected etc, nothing about a lack of evidence thereof).

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад +3

      You do not have to prove yourself "innocent" just Guilty beyond "Reasonable Doubt"...

    • @lyncohn9505
      @lyncohn9505 2 года назад

      There is no such thing as "proved innocent"

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад

      @@lyncohn9505 If only you knew how apt that is, at this very moment...

    • @DayDoDoeDontDayDoe
      @DayDoDoeDontDayDoe 2 года назад +1

      The Alleged incident occured in 2009. Since then he has missed numerous pre season USA tours with clubs Juventus, Real Madrid, and Man Utd, as it is believed he would be picked up by the US Police or the FBI , if he went back to the US. He hasnt been to the US since in 13 years

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 года назад

      @Sym I am learning the hard way after 68 years in London that is the "Theory" but the "Practice" is somewhat different...

  • @mattking5936
    @mattking5936 2 года назад

    "I only know four names I'm supposed to not like". Sounds like this has been beaten into her. One is Mike Ashley, One is Sunderland 😂 What are the other two? "Mackems and Sports direct?

  • @georgeblackett3555
    @georgeblackett3555 7 месяцев назад +1

    Newcastle on top. up the toon

  • @jellybean2633
    @jellybean2633 2 года назад +2

    Nonce is actually prison slang. Back in the day, prisoners who were deemed at risk from other inmates, usually as a result of the crime the6 co,muted, specially such as hurting women and children were taken off normal courtyard excersise to protect them, on their doors would be written "N.O.N.C.E ‐ Not On Normal Courtyard Excersise, so that the prison guards knew to keep them away from, the gen pop.

  • @callamchapman6816
    @callamchapman6816 3 месяца назад

    Should react to Burnley chants about jack walker

  • @markprice1647
    @markprice1647 3 месяца назад +1

    Wow for a Geordie Arab mate.. Your knife skills are sad Fen😳😳You should have been a Michaelangelo on that pumpkins ar£3 mate.. You should have presented your wife with a perfect representation of her face.

  • @stevecooke2893
    @stevecooke2893 6 месяцев назад

    Ah weii eii, didn't know you were a fellow mag.

  • @jamesfarragher3066
    @jamesfarragher3066 2 года назад

    I just can't believe that you've never carved a pumpkin to be honest...

  • @ggoannas
    @ggoannas 2 года назад

    Actually, we spell it paedophile.
    The pronunciation should be closer to “pay”.
    The Americans simplified the spelling to pedophile.
    They got it wrong in the clip.

  • @Philippositivity
    @Philippositivity 2 месяца назад

    With a stick of celery, celery……they tickled her bu