My name is Ralsei.
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Ralsei just wants to live a heroic life. He certainly isn't suspicious, and definitely won't betray his friends at some point.
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What dark secrets could Ralsei hiding? When did he realize the power of a STAND? The plot thickens.
The full monologue:
My name is Ralsei. I’m the Prince of Darkness. My castle is in the southwest section of the Dark World, and I live all alone. I work as a butler for Queen, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I would never drink, but I occasionally smoke. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After heating up a cup of tea, and hugging the training dummy for about twenty minutes before bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a Darkner would, I wake up with all my HP restored in the morning.
I was told that I’m completely trustworthy. I’m trying to explain that I’m someone who wishes to live a very heroic life. I take care not to trouble myself with any evil deeds, like creating DARK FOUNTAINS, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is why I’m not suspicious, I know how to be a good guy. Although, if I were to betray my friends, I wouldn’t lose to any of them.
Some of the backgrounds for this video are from Deltarune. Art for those is by Toby Fox and his team!
#deltarune #jojo #anime
Should we trust him?
Yeah why not, what reason do we have not to? (I am going to regret this comment in the future.)
No
Yes
Sure! He made a weird pose, I don't know why, but he seems like a nice guy!
Uh Yeah? I don’t know? He’s Cute He’s Sus.
Ralsei with Widget’s voice is something I didn’t know I needed.
From Wow Wow Wubzy right? Man I still remember. xD
I don't what I means either, but it anomalously fits. For a moment I thought it was going to be an Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus Anime opening Gag with that Thumbnail.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Tried out like 50 text-to-speech voices, and this was the best one imo. Decent janky energy.
I knew I recognized that voice from somewhere!
THATS WHY IT WAS SO FAMILIAR OH MY GOD
@@LumpyTouch can u give the link to the app
Maybe if Kira smoked a fat blunt every once in a while he would have chilled out a bit on the whole “killing women and keeping their hands” thing lol
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
He'd probably kill his suppliers, to avoid ugly things like Blackmail.
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 what the fuck are you talking about
LOL
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 my fellow logan are you having a stroke
The virgin Kira: would betray people he pays to kill Josuke, doesn’t smoke weed, and is a cashier at Kame Yu.
The Chad Ralsei: never betrays anyone, smokes weed, and is a butler
Kira’s a salesman for the company
@@putusanjaya3738 spamton
A chad would never smoke
hello my "sniff" my name is ralsei im driving a mercedes benz
@@inforenvralsei isn’t a chad, hes a baa
I clicked this expecting: hello my name is-my name is ralsei “”SNIFF””
Me tooz,i feel betrayed
Exactly 😭
İm driving a Mercedes benz
@@haylil3357I'm a *baa*
these are my friends
"I don't drink, but I occasionally smoke."
Fuckin' stoner Jojo Ralsei. Yep, this is making it into Chapter 3.
Just like how the Ralsei has a gun got into chapter 2
@@re-blitz well, only owning a gun that he accidentally bought by clicking a shady ad, but still, he has a gun!
Toby would probably make a reference to the blunt thing, but it's more toxic and a bad example compared to guns, so maybe he doesn't want to?
So that’s why it said Jojo in tags? I’ve never watched Jojo so I had no clue what the Jojo reference was
@@Rudxain
Nah, Pizzapants, artist formerly known as Burgerpants, is an OBVIOUS stoner reference made both in Undertale and Deltarune, and Asriel hangs out with him. If the theories that Ralsei is either the same person, or simply just the personification of everything good about Asriel are correct, then chances are Ralsei A.K.A Asriel took a hit of whatever Pizzapants is smoking in his dialogue boxes.
@@JeremyFinch42 damn lmao, I headcanon that now
Ralsei is the only one who can have a voice of a person who smokes 6 packs a day and it would still fit him.
I mean, considering the fat-ass blunt addiction, this is basically canon now.
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 ok but who asked?
he'll sound like Toad soon
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 ow the edge.
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 behold: an american
We need a name for Ralsei's stand IMMEDIATELY, every time Lumpy does these they're beautiful
My suggestion is Deadly Friendship
Nah, "Kill 'Em With Kindness" sounds better (and it's an actual song)
I'd say hopes and dreams would be a fitting name, as the design is based off hyperdeath asriel
Either Hopes and Dreams or Prince Of Darkness, one references the stand (based of God Of Hyperdeath Asriel) and the other references what Ralsei is meant to be in the prophecy, a prince of the dark world.
Halcyon devil?
Idk, halcyon meaning the reminding of a time in Wich he was powerful in the case that he is confirmed to be Asriel, and subsequently transformed into god of hyper death
And devil because i couldn't find any other word to go cool with it.
But if in the case of Ralsei not being Asriel (confirmed by official words), Neverending Prophecy would be a cool name, and the stand would just be Susie and Kris
just name them Fluffy Boy lmao
ability: makes everyone trust you no matter what you actually do or say. you can murder in broad daylight and be declared innocent by all.
Seeing Ralsei with green eyes makes me feel like my brain is losing the water part.
His eyes is actually pink
yes
“I wouldn’t loose to any of them”
Kris: proceed
* Susie *proceeded* to eat the whole entire snowgrave attack *
*Susie got a brain freeze..
This is fucking perfect, the JoJo's music just adds so much to the scene
Ralsei also has a stand
@@absolutelyanythingformeowscles What if Ralsei is the stand, and the stand user is Asriel? OH MY GODDDDD
Then we would need star platinum
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
Because it's a parody of a jojo scene
Stand name: you've got a friend in me
Stand ability: as long as nobody suspects ulterior motives, ralseis innocence protects him from harm and gives him the ability to summon a gun
*_M-MASAKA! RALUSEI, OMAE NO STANDO-_*
Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda MUDA
the emperor except better and with a machine gun
YOU'VE GOTO FRIENDO INA ME! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
"My flesh and bones will hurt your souls, and even my words will kill you."
-King Ralsei, coronation day
Funny you should mention that, "Coronation day" is a relatively well-known Mario horror romhack.
When Kira's theme started, I could feel real fear.
This is the best thing you have ever made
Totally a hero.
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 crack is not good for you
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 ok politician
how could you betray him 😰
I’m driving a Mercedes Benz, with yo bitch.
I would call his stand *QUEEN of Hyperdeath.* Reference to Killer Queen and to the fact that he works as a butler for Queen.
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 bro? Are you ok?
[Kill 'Em With Kindness]
@@Sir_GrimReaper Totally me when [Hyperlink blocked]
Well my female Asriel, definitely is a Queen Of Hyperdeath, if you know what i mean ehehehehe.
“ I wouldn't lose to any of them ”
Except for the one dude who is manipulating everyone in the genocide route.
You mean the player?
True.
@@nobleradical2158
ralsei: remember your choices dont matter and they wont change a thing.
@@chongwillson972
Soul: You’re right, I can’t make decisions, nor can I defeat you... but she can.
Snowgrave Noelle: *Poses Menacingly*
@@greyfang8694 susie maybe also could she could take ralsei down in a Few hits and it would take a Lot longer for ralsei to beat her .....unless ralsei gets TP fast and stalls with heal prayer he won't be beating susie let alone Kris who has the player by their side meaning unlimited retries and dodging
Oh yea also snowgrave noelle and berdly
Lets not Even talk about king or Queen
Or the secret bosses
jevil:
"Marge why are you in the dark world?"
Homer: 2021
stand:killer kindness
user:ralsei
destructive power:B
durability:A
speed:D
range:B
potential:A
powers:allows the user to summon a gun in their hands,they can manipulate the power of friendship
The fact that Asriel’s the scarf is absolutely amazing.
Asabell: “I’LL FUCKING KILL HIM FOR WHAT HE DID TO ASRIEL AGHHHHHHHH.”
@@joshshrum2764 bruh what?
@@radredguy5828 he’s quirky
@@thequ6503 oh okay.
If you reply you are gay + uno block/skip 😎
He seems trustworthy.
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 what?
@@P0Ta33t0 he is a bot i saw him in like 70 comments
@@thunderwave91 great
exactly, he SEEMS trustworthy.
Now I'm imagining the scene play out with Lancer trying to reach Susie the same way Shigechi was trying to with Josuke.
Noooo not LANCER!
@@DARS_04
Lancer is gonna protect his Mama and Papa...
@@mr.outlaw231
it is a good thing ralsei will not betray us , he says so in this video....
@@mr.outlaw231 Dad and Girldad
I mean if she doesn’t have a stand she’s pretty screwed.
I looked up “my name is Ralsei” expecting the video where he goes on about a Mercedes Benz. But I got much more
Oh, it's THAT "my name is ralsei"...
love it lmao, also my favorite character
Ay a virefied comment nice
Yoo gromek do more mordhau 😅🥲
g o o d
neat, my favorite is spamton becouse he gives horrible life advices
Gromek yeee
Chapter 1: Ralsei with gun
Chapter 2: Ralsei with blunt
Chapter 3: Ralsei with STAND
Chapter 4: ralsei with an NUKE
Chapter 5: Ralsei with Hamon
Chaptee 6: ralsei with german science
chapter 7: ultimate life ralsei
Uncanny Ralsei
「Field of Hopes and Dreams」or「Don't Forget」would actually be super cool stand names
Now that I think about it, a lot of deltarune songs would be good stand names
Last Goodbye
「ZA WARUDO REVOLVING」
@@dryued6874 OH MY GOD
『STARWALKER PLATINUM』
Behold the awesome power of my stand! [Bluebird of Misfortune]
DONTU FORUGETO!!
My blood just ran cold and I am now running for my life
I’m so proud to get all the references.
[Stand name]
*Hopes and Dreams*
Power A
Speed B
Range A
Durability C
Precision B
Growth potential B
Ralsei
[Stand Master]
The best I can give it unless anyone have a better name for his stand
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
What about *Hopes and Dreams?*
@@somerandomguy5452 actually that not bad name imma put that
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 uhh..what?
@@redsun1211 They seem to be a spambot of unclear purpose
Lancer: wh- why are you telling me this?!?
Oh no
Queen: Hoh? You're approaching me?
Ralsei: I can't hug the shit out of you without getting closer
Ralsei: That’s why I’m not suspicious. I know how to be a good guy
Me: Jokes on you,people can think your sus for literally no reason. I learned that a long time ago in among us.
Kris: U sure about that.
This fits so well,considering that the dark castle actually IS in the southwest of the dark world.Think about it, in Chapter 1 you are always going west and sometimes north. Lancer even says outright that you are going west. Theory c o n f i r m e d
Do u mean we are travelling east?
Susie is like: "Ok Mr.70hp why don't you calm down a bit."
@Voidish Prattles
that's 70 times more health than sans....
Wrong sans doesn’t have 1hp he has 1 defense
@@rovyy8008
but the code has basically one hp
Ralsei : (Equip the Jevilstail and the puppet scarf)
Susie: OK NOW CALM DOWN A BIT
Ralsei: i wouldnt lose to any of them.
Kris:*laughs in main character*
Ralsei: laughs in accelerator
Kris: * laughs with Noelle
Kris solos
@@ajdndbdjbdj ralsei: laughs in minigun
@@HyperrealisticNoise1111 kris : *lwughs in flashlight
“I wouldn’t lose to any of them”
Kris: *are you sure about that*
*legit ralsei as a stand user and asriel as his stand got me laughing and wheezing so hard*
His stand is called "You Give Love A Bad Name", its ability is to make the entire fandom simultaneously scream in anguish.
that text to speech is the most cursed thing i’ve ever heard
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
Its more cursed when ai tts is used for r34
@Norman it’s widget from wubbzy
@@StumpyFunnel Funny you should mention that cuz Widget and Kari share the same VA
in addition to the freakin JoJo Ralsei in the second part of the video lol
Love the design. I don’t think he’s gonna be evil but he’s definitely hiding some shit.
i would never drink but i occasionally smoke.
ralsei 2021.
Okay this is way better than I expected it to be. The stand/knight form being god of hyperdeath is genius.
Stand name: kill em' with kindness
Stand master: Ralsei
Power: A
Speed: C
Potential: B
Range: B
Precision: A
Durability: B
kill em' with kindess is goat looking stand, it's a close range stand and can heal everyone with 1 punch, it can also put their opponents to sleep so it makes their opponents a vulnerable target.
So it's *KUREIZI DAIAMONDO* but slower and with a tranquilizer, got it
@@jalkiruokayes2517 It's Crazy Diamond but it can't restore broken objects and has a tranquilizer
@@jalkiruokayes2517 yes basically
Wait so instead of magic he just uses his stand
@@bleafnorfthegreat1431 both, thats how he teached susie healing
You’d need more gokus than atoms on earth to even scratch him
That's not enough, Goku just doesn't have the power no matter how many of them there are
But!
Consider:
Ultra Instinct SHAGGY RODGERS
@@mitchellalexander9162 Holy shit a X.A.N.A pfp
Didn't think I'd ever see Ralsei in a jojo art style and with a stand, an unexpected surprise but a welcome one for sure
YES
Ralsei, my beloved, if you were to become a twist villain, I would join you within a split second.
I mean, I'd never lose to anyone of my friends, but I'll never betray them~!
WOOOW, thats a good voice for Ralsei, it's really nice
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
you sure? ruclips.net/video/CqrkuNPGxwQ/видео.html
It’s funny cause it’s widget’s voice from wow wow wubbzy And I grew up with that shit so I should know
@@DConstructMusic wow that's actually so cool
I honestly cant imagine Ralsei walking around with hands of dead women
Well he can’t have the hands of my female Asriel.
He secretly collects hands of cards
Kris after ripping his Soul out: *I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND! THEREFORE I CAN DEFEAT YOU!*
I didn't get the reference until I heard "I'm in bed by 8pm"
I like how this is the best yoshikage Kira meme ever. It actually sounds like something that is within deltarune
“And I drive a Mercedes-Benz”
"My name is Mercedes Benz"
@@moonbug7252 did you know? Did you know That I'm... Driving a Mercedes Benz?
HAHAHAHAHA MARK'S NIECE IS IN HE|| FOR SAYING TRUMP 2020 AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT HER NOW HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
@@xxmirandacracraftinhellxx8543 Stop this now.
This is beautiful, I've looked at it for 5 hours this day
Kris: *got the banana*
*click!*
Ralsei: “Hopes&Dreams” has touched that banana and turned it into a bomb
Ngl, I'm not picturing Ralsei with that stand, and Susie, Lancer and Kris forms a plan to cut off Ralsie's scarf, the source of his stand.
Was also expecting his stand to have a gun
“OH MY GOD!“ -Joseph joestar
Killer goat has already touch the fountain
lol
This looks so good wtf
We just found the way for perfect sleep: hugging a training dummy before bed
Satan was referred to frequently as the 'Prince of Darkness'
Ralsei, when equipping Jevilstail, says something along the lines of "I am a good devil, OK?"
Ralsei and Satan both have goat horns
That plus the facts that it is implied Dark Worlds are underneath the Light World (that is why Kris stabs the ground, not sky) and that Ralsei's sole purpose is to fight the _Angel's Heaven_
*_Conclusion:_** Ralsei is Satan*
@AeroHydreigon
i dont know
if the angel wants to destroy everything than i choose ralsei easily...
I think I just got spoiled two different franchises in a single instance of unwise watch.
When I wasn't reading the subtitles, I thought he said 'If I were to betray my friends, I wouldn't lose any of them.' Like eventhough he betray them, he still has them as his friend. I don't know why I thought that but I felt it is something expected from Ralsei.
YOU must be removed at all costs. Kris would understand.
My favorite thing about this is that that's always how I imagined the pitch of his voice would be
Behold My Stando Powa! [Hopes and Dreams]!
Bro this hits different after chapter 6 ngl
Ikr ? Who would imagine that Dess is the knight
I like the little sad sniff after the "I live all alone"
That last picture really gives of "My name is Dib. I'm twelve years old" vibes XD
This meme
Jojo plus deltarune?
He has too much power
Stand Name: 「Kiss the Go-Goat」
Stand Master: 「Ralsei Mredreur」
No joke I fully expect Ralsei to be a traitor or a secret villain. He is super suspicious. I’ve felt that way since I first saw him in my first play through
Ok but that last image... God of Hyperdeath Ralsei would be awesome!
I never had had imagined Kira and Ralei together... But hell, it turned out way better than I expected the video whould be.
Stand user: Prince Ralsei Kira
Stand name: Dark hopes
Description: no one exept ralsei knows, those who found out are vaporecitet
Kris's stand is so fucking powerful even he can't control it, and ralsei can't control its hornines.....
Kris' Stand has the power to save entire civilizations, or destroy them if it so choses. A Stand that exists in the highest plane of existence, and even grant its Master glimpses into them. A Stand so powerful and unwieldy, its most minute essence can warp and twist the body and minds of the unworthy.
And those that are worthy of wielding such an entity, be it by choice or force, one would find it difficult to know who is the Stand, and who is its Master...
@@karenbonds264 but Stand using his power to save-scam so it can fuck ralsei 24/7
@@karenbonds264 I want that stand.
@@critikasalihmeylani Bro, you ARE that stand.
We all are.
In Undertale we made our choice to save the Monsters of the Underground or destroy them.
WE exist in a realm that is far beyond what the inhabitants of a tiny game world.
Determination was used to help certain Monsters, but it only succeeded in warping them into Amalgamates.
And Kris, whenever we both want to or not, is our Stand Master. But considering the fact that we are the ones controlling him, while he is his own person, constantly rejecting Us, his Stand, it's difficult to tell where the Stand begins, and the Master ends.
Why because Hyperdeath Asriel, is sexy.
My name is Ralsei, Prince of Princes;
Look on my Dark Worlds, ye Mighty, and run away because you technically can’t kill enemies in the first chapter!
Sussie: Ralsei..!
Ralsei: Are you approaching me?
Im gonna keep it real. As much as I love ralsei I’ve always been suspicious of him since chapter 1. Ik this vid is just a meme but … watch these reads bro some chapters down the line imma be right
Yeah since chapter 1 he was since. But I don't think he's evil but I do feel like he's hiding something like the fact that he knows about the players existence. But how did he figure that out? Did he come into contact with Gaster like the other secret bosses? Is he Asriel's vessel like the Knight is Kris's vessel? So many theorys! I can't wait to find out the truth!
@@ZaxorVonSkyler Facts it's cause he knows sm abt you before you meet him, and also cause he exists in the dark worlds without being a non living object like everybody else. Noone even knows in ch2 how he made it to the computer world.
That dude is sus af. Str8 up
Ralsei just wants a quiet life.
"if i were to betray my friends...
I would become a [LUMPY SUSPICIOUS] dummy!"
Ralsei's stand should be called
Killer Kindness
Hi, mine names ralsei. I'm driving a Mercedes benz. (Inhale of joint) I'm driving a Mercedes benz. My name is mercdes benz.
Kris:what's your name?
Ralsei(stoned and drunk):Mercedes benz
im so proud of the result and hang out in the twitch stream.
I LOVE THIS
Seems accurate
love it
Stand: Hopes and dreams
User: Ralsei ???
Ability: Bites the stardust
By the title and thumbnail, I was expecting “I’m 12 years old” but this is good too
Ralsei would only lose to spamton and his stand K R O M E R G O D
Jevil's [The World Revolving] is clearly more powerful than Ralsei's [Legend]
@@nightfall_9411 idk what about queens stand (potassium)
This is perfect
Thank you
That's why we need to enjoy this moment while Ralsei's still cute as ever.
True , we all know that he won't last till ch 6
@@ajdndbdjbdjwho was the idiot that told you that
I feel like they got this idea from just the phrase “but I occasionally smoke”
Ralsei has already hugged this video...
This is beautiful and I love it
Stand name: Kill em' With Kindness.
Stand stats:
Destructive Power: Null.
Range: C (10 meters).
Speed: B.
Durability: A.
Potential: A.
Ability:
Kill em' with kindness has the ability to invert actions made from good or bad intentions, as long as they are at least partially relevant for the user. If Ralsei were to, let's say, make a cake for Susie and have her eat the whole thing, inverting that action of kindness at any point would suddenly cause an effect equal to eating a cake filled with nails or likewise. The time limit from good/bad action to inverting of said action is limitless, making Ralsei more and more dangerous to anyone in range, the nicer he is to them.
As stated, this goes the opposite way as well: A weapon used to attempt to hit Ralsei'd be an act of evil intent, and upon being inverted, would cause the weapon in question to turn into a harmless equal to itself.
For this ability to activate, a target must be in range. The stand is completely imcapable of dealing damage on its own.
That's a hella dangerous Stand
Why is this so in-character and definitely something Ralsei would have
Since it looks like Asriel but is used by Ralsei, I’ll call that Stand “Israel”
my name is ralsei
i am dribing a mercedes benz
i need this text-to-speech thing