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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  4 года назад +346

    5:22:00 The original thicc thumbnail, youtube has changed it twice now, it better stay up.
    5:42 Noita
    3:16:09 Brb Ends

    • @IdoticPath
      @IdoticPath 4 года назад +15

      5:22:00 is my favourite timestamp.

    • @unofficialfr3dfo041
      @unofficialfr3dfo041 4 года назад +9

      I think the thumbnails gone again my dude

    • @IdoticPath
      @IdoticPath 4 года назад +9

      @@unofficialfr3dfo041 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT RUclips

    • @IdoticPath
      @IdoticPath 4 года назад +6

      @@unofficialfr3dfo041 Every time this channel keeps on changing this thumbnail, my mind would be losing for a bit.

    • @Spookyguy223
      @Spookyguy223 Год назад

      Pay up jerma985

  • @josephdabunny
    @josephdabunny 2 года назад +344

    "when is porn week"... me expecting jerma to say "why did i read that" but no... apparently they "talked about it yesterday"

  • @funguy398
    @funguy398 4 года назад +774

    I want to say thanks to people behind jerma archive, because I can't watch jerma online on twitch, and this video archive is a blessing

    • @tovarischshashlikov
      @tovarischshashlikov 4 года назад +52

      Timezones is a bitch and not letting us watch OUR Jerma?! 😤😤😤
      Fellow Jermanians, I think it's time to boycott the concept of timezones and delete that thing off the face of Earth!

    • @Peroxide-Mark
      @Peroxide-Mark 4 года назад +31

      @@tovarischshashlikov yes what a fantastic idea all hail Jerma king of the internet

  • @Dom9606
    @Dom9606 4 года назад +439

    the stream where Jerma accumulated more debt than Bermuda

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 4 года назад +384

    When Jerma says he did his fastest piss, I imagine one of those pressure washers gushing yellow, and Jerma screaming in agony in front of the toilet that is reflecting that piss into every possible corner in his bathroom

    • @harpiehunter9428
      @harpiehunter9428 4 года назад +123

      why would you imagine that

    • @afeathereddinosaur
      @afeathereddinosaur 4 года назад +44

      @@harpiehunter9428 idk it's just the vibes he gives

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 года назад +24

      @@harpiehunter9428 Why wouldn't you 😣

    • @PotatoCat-o7y
      @PotatoCat-o7y 4 года назад +59

      He mentioned before that "the only thing I learned in school was how to pee really quickly (and painfully)"

    • @Khunark
      @Khunark 2 года назад +15

      his manhood separating like a bud into a petaled flower.

  • @LordEptar
    @LordEptar 4 года назад +229

    This was my first Jerma stream I've caught live. After seeing Jerma morphed into Family Guy characters and into another old man, it was subsequently my last Jerma stream I would watch live.

    • @jakelavaclaw2759
      @jakelavaclaw2759 3 года назад +30

      wouldn't that encourage you to watch more??

  • @VagineerHuur
    @VagineerHuur 4 года назад +657

    Pixar mom streamer

  • @mrwebzone
    @mrwebzone 4 года назад +121

    When jerma try’s to devalue the bet by adding random modifiers to 2.5b but in the end still owes 15 grand was the highlight of the year.

  • @Taigaworkz
    @Taigaworkz 4 года назад +369

    5:07:15 Jerma clarifies the gambled rules.
    5:07:32 Jerma misses the shot.
    5:21:23 The official debt PSA is released.
    5:21:57 Jerma's dessert.

  • @Yourname942
    @Yourname942 4 года назад +246

    I like how Jerma keeps saying "chesure trest" I don't think he's aware of it

    • @drsnuffulupacis
      @drsnuffulupacis 2 года назад +22

      its stuck out enough for me to think that he was saying it wrong, but it happened so fast and infrequently that I thought I was just imagining it. thank you

    • @cakecwkecake7479
      @cakecwkecake7479 Год назад +2

      could be a new england thing, im from massachusetts I say it the same way

    • @Yourname942
      @Yourname942 Год назад +2

      @@cakecwkecake7479 Maybe, but I haven't heard people say it (also from New England)

    • @abvolts-animation6008
      @abvolts-animation6008 Год назад +12

      I don’t know if you’ve heard this by now because I don’t remember when he mentioned this but after people were questioning him in chat one time he said he used to say it like that as a kid I think and then after learning how to properly say it he just didn’t.

    • @IlllllllllllllllllllllIlllll
      @IlllllllllllllllllllllIlllll 5 месяцев назад +2

      He was REALLY high that stream.

  • @whosaprettykitty5076
    @whosaprettykitty5076 4 года назад +212

    I can’t breathe dude
    Idk what made me laugh more, JermaThing or JermaThicc

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 года назад +13

      Thicc Jerma made me feel some sorta way 😳😳😳

  • @LordEptar
    @LordEptar 4 года назад +83

    Thicc Jerma is the highlight of my life. I don't know the last time I laughed this hard, or heard Jerma laugh that hard. I literally was gasping for air minutes after seeing that masterful work of art.

  • @grit1
    @grit1 4 года назад +98

    Jerma will have to sell almost half his Funko Pops to pay off that debt

  • @JiF28
    @JiF28 4 года назад +93

    How could I not click that thumbnail

  • @Thinzy
    @Thinzy 4 года назад +416

    streamer makes poor life decisions and is now 2.5 billion dollars in debt.
    also start of thicc jerma (for future reference): 5:21:57

    • @garrettmetting6938
      @garrettmetting6938 4 года назад +2

      Tumestamp for the start of his gambling addiction?

    • @Thinzy
      @Thinzy 4 года назад +12

      @@garrettmetting6938 don't have the start but i have the greedy grinner crippler: 5:06:30

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 года назад +8

      Why does it have to be No Nut November 😣

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 3 года назад

      He should have a billion dollars removed just for being so thick

  • @DoctorSmilesMD87
    @DoctorSmilesMD87 3 года назад +86

    Jerma making it to Hiisi Base on his first run has me fuming

    • @Autism3.0
      @Autism3.0 9 месяцев назад

      It took me like a fucking week to get there and he just fuckin does it like wtf

    • @sauceman-dv3lf
      @sauceman-dv3lf 7 месяцев назад

      Holy shit that is crazy i did it super quick, tge bunker is where it sucks

    • @AdroSlice
      @AdroSlice 3 месяца назад

      Well technically his second
      third*

  • @daltonmay752
    @daltonmay752 4 года назад +26

    One of the first streams I was able to tune into in a while, this one was so worth watching

  • @FlunderDunder
    @FlunderDunder 4 года назад +123

    This is probably the funniest chat moments we've ever had. Especially when Jerma was trying to pretend he didnt lose a 2.5 Billion dollar bet "Haha guys IMAGINE if this was real" Chat Member: "You dont have to imagine it bud"

  • @squidgy2247
    @squidgy2247 4 года назад +292

    The thumbnail is made in heaven.
    Edit: The thumbnail was 5:22:29 before but was changed. (most likely because it was too much for a human's eyes to handle)

    • @demon794
      @demon794 4 года назад +21

      How dare they make it during No Nut November. 😤

    • @e3v4nn37
      @e3v4nn37 4 года назад +3

      No it's made in photoshop

    • @pastelsofneptune
      @pastelsofneptune 4 года назад +44

      @@e3v4nn37 it wasn't photoshopped, those dump trucks are all natural baby

    • @IdoticPath
      @IdoticPath 4 года назад +6

      That made me fucking laughed, as well.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 4 года назад +8

      Could just be me, the thumbnail is just the streaming soon overlay.

  • @Orooun
    @Orooun 4 года назад +67

    3:38:10 3:53:50 i just love this

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 4 года назад +24

      He just jumps up and catches that blade with his face like a professional sports player or something. That had me nearly crying from laughter

  • @krazyivan9733
    @krazyivan9733 4 года назад +67

    "i want the saw"
    "I Want The Saw"
    *"I Want The Saw"*
    *"I WANT THE SAW"*
    *"I W A N T T H E S A W"*
    Rip Jerembo. He sure did get that saw.

  • @heresRIPLEY
    @heresRIPLEY 4 года назад +217

    Only Jerma would spend several minutes trying to mine a few gold pieces from the ground but then walk past a chest as if it doesn’t exist
    Also 3:53:57 had such perfect comedic timing it was almost like it was scripted

    • @Goozeeeee
      @Goozeeeee 3 года назад +11

      Or 3:38:15

    • @Goozeeeee
      @Goozeeeee 3 года назад +7

      Or him spending 5 minutes trying to pick a wand in the shop just for chat to spawn in a shotgun deathsquad @ 3:47:14

  • @milangiroux
    @milangiroux 4 года назад +63

    Blessed thumbnail

  • @lolmaomgoml
    @lolmaomgoml 4 года назад +57

    4:34:00 the beginning of the end lol

  • @shrub8644
    @shrub8644 2 года назад +47

    3:38:18 best moment

  • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
    @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 4 года назад +37

    1:51:10 Thumbnail

    • @xoknight8166
      @xoknight8166 Месяц назад

      Hey you’re the classical music score guy lol, always watch your vids man

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno Месяц назад

      @@xoknight8166 ...

  • @IronStaff7
    @IronStaff7 4 года назад +20

    1:53:27 He got stuck in the "cloud". His doom was written upon the internet the second he got the freeze liquids trait.

  • @markovdeath33
    @markovdeath33 4 года назад +69

    THICC JERMA

  • @ashleyking8851
    @ashleyking8851 3 года назад +19

    attempt to escape at 4:50:00 was actually super impressive

  • @rune5416
    @rune5416 4 года назад +82

    Jerma isn't wrong, chat does feel like an ai at times

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 3 года назад +11

      Psycho Chat drives Tiny Man Insane.

  • @reillyolson189
    @reillyolson189 4 года назад +21

    Holy mother, that noise at 2:31:17 scared me so bad. I thought I was about to be hit by a train while laying in bed.

  • @billybear2333
    @billybear2333 7 месяцев назад +4

    it hurts my soul when he chooses angry ghost over glass cannon while having explosion immunity and the always cast explosive wand

  • @RickyRedux
    @RickyRedux 4 года назад +16

    "Okay, im starting to get a hang of this" NB4 jerma gets noita'd

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 4 года назад +85

    Damn, that cake

  • @cosbos7934
    @cosbos7934 3 года назад +3

    Love this stream to fall asleep too. Dark game, relaxing… gonna come back to this one for years to come

    • @cosbos7934
      @cosbos7934 Год назад +2

      Its true !

    • @rudyutau
      @rudyutau 4 месяца назад

      @@cosbos7934this is so great

  • @ChancioGames
    @ChancioGames 9 месяцев назад +5

    2:23:32 "chain bolt is homing?" shoots without a single enemy in sight.. "doesn't seem very homing"

  • @dauraktv
    @dauraktv 5 месяцев назад

    First time I’ve come across your videos. Your commentary is incredibly entertaining, I can’t stop watching

  • @Err0Rose
    @Err0Rose 4 года назад +15

    old jerma from the thumbnail looks like how paul McCartney looks now

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 2 года назад +10

    Still thinking about how he jumped in oil to extinguish himself on fire on multiple occasions and it worked both times he tried.

    • @Sruggs
      @Sruggs Год назад

      Yes he was sooooo lucky!! The ”muddy water” saved him lol

  • @pixeldemon6173
    @pixeldemon6173 4 года назад +45

    JermaThicc

  • @doobywoopy3264
    @doobywoopy3264 3 года назад +4

    One of my all time favorite streams, this is my third watch and it got me to buy Noita (which I now have hundreds of hours in)

  • @billybear2333
    @billybear2333 7 месяцев назад +2

    I wish he played more of this, it's such a cool game

  • @Stereocrabs
    @Stereocrabs 4 года назад +19

    i finally know where jerma got his debt

  • @marioblue22
    @marioblue22 4 года назад +32

    Hey chat! I'm trying to make a joke but the sound of my ass claps keeps ruining the joke. 5:21:50

  • @sharkpunch2604
    @sharkpunch2604 4 года назад +26

    1:49:04: Looks like a Vortigaunt from Half-Life.

  • @grandmajojo5211
    @grandmajojo5211 4 года назад +341

    Didn’t know jerma was packin 🎂👁👄👁💅😌

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 года назад +12

      Damn, Jerma got hella cake doe 😳😳😳

    • @DLF_24
      @DLF_24 3 года назад

      @@steampunkgamer6997 wierd

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 4 года назад +74

    Does that fudge factory handle any nuts down the assembly line?

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 4 года назад +41

      You’re going to prison for this

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 года назад +28

      and hell, you're also going to hell

    • @ngmajora6986
      @ngmajora6986 4 года назад +14

      @@Champiness Jerma won't make it in prison

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 4 года назад +1

      😬

  • @sdogg3118
    @sdogg3118 4 года назад +10

    the missing link got me good

  • @colin141
    @colin141 4 года назад +28

    "this game is just Terraria"

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 4 года назад +2

      Noita is just a rip off of Minecraft

    • @purpite1001
      @purpite1001 3 года назад +1

      Noita is just a rip off of the binding of Isaac

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 3 года назад +2

      Noita is just a rip off of Spelunky

  • @super_7710
    @super_7710 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for uploading this.

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 4 года назад +12

    Man eats ENTIRE CAKE on stream

    • @Rhelord
      @Rhelord 4 года назад +26

      man IS entire cake

  • @neofoxboi
    @neofoxboi 3 года назад +7

    "Oh I made it!"
    -Words that proceed legendary events

  • @kurbstomp3729
    @kurbstomp3729 4 года назад +19

    Since when was Jerma licensed to drive around that dump truck?

  • @justacloud2534
    @justacloud2534 Год назад

    Holy shit that voice impression was unexpected (first time watching jerma and I’m not disappointed)

  • @longmeaderulez
    @longmeaderulez 5 месяцев назад

    The boomerang spell mishap is one of my favorite Jerma moments of all time

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 3 года назад +11

    3:57:39
    Jerma mercilessly executes a viewer.

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 Год назад

    this is my favourite jerma stream probably

  • @cafe5749
    @cafe5749 4 года назад +3

    jerma and chat interaction is the fucking best

  • @junkdog4138
    @junkdog4138 4 года назад +11

    Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

  • @lemonflavorbri6
    @lemonflavorbri6 3 года назад +11

    33:08 absolute god gamer move and he doesn't say a word

  • @jordynensor2081
    @jordynensor2081 Год назад

    jerma makes my heart so warm. i’ve never felt so much like care for a content creator like this before. i just want him nothing but happiness. i’m parasocialing all over the place rn

  • @Apathy717
    @Apathy717 5 месяцев назад +1

    the fact he said "i just need fire immunity" and then oil blood came up but he didnt realize its what he needed....

  • @Hadesthief
    @Hadesthief 3 года назад +8

    It's a good thing Jerma was high, otherwise that 2.5 billion dollar miss would be really embarrassing

  • @WayFinder42
    @WayFinder42 11 месяцев назад

    Black Hole Description: Destroys materials.
    Jerma: Why not kill everything?

  • @lChabbie
    @lChabbie 3 месяца назад

    I know this was a late video, but I absolutely loved seeing Jergma learn this game :3

  • @MattPieti
    @MattPieti 4 года назад +9

    Early stream: I know I'll never be good at this game, so it won't make me mad.
    Mid/late stream: What?! Why am I not good at this game?! It's the game's fault!
    Yep, it's a Jerma stream.

  • @RickyETPlays
    @RickyETPlays 4 года назад +10

    5:07:14 is when the man goes 2.5 billion in debt

  • @crypticpoptart
    @crypticpoptart 4 года назад +23

    I was actually caught this stream live, and I can kinda see why people complain about chat so much, it's kinda funky and spammy.
    I didn't even think about what I got sucked into typing until I got timed out.

  • @zuheerali4767
    @zuheerali4767 4 года назад +6

    Jermawalk jermaTHICC

  • @activevertex4475
    @activevertex4475 4 года назад +5

    I just noticed this was uploaded a week ago. Kaya from the official podcast has been wanting to play Worms and Jerma wants to play Worms. Coincidence, Probably

  • @WoWdropzone
    @WoWdropzone 4 года назад +9

    3:21:50 - Twitch integration.

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 4 года назад +8

    33:01 "I'm just licking the wood"

  • @incription
    @incription 4 года назад +5

    3:53:55 TRICKSHOT

  • @TheColddogs
    @TheColddogs 4 года назад +1

    one of the best streams

  • @outtaplace1698
    @outtaplace1698 Год назад +3

    Whoever said this is like binding of Isaac is blind

    • @emma_tm
      @emma_tm 8 месяцев назад +1

      it is tho in the whole "create a crazy overpowered build using 5 unexpected items working together" way

  • @Aaronmajowskavitz
    @Aaronmajowskavitz 4 года назад +34

    Why the heck does he keep saying chesure trest

    • @Kubloo
      @Kubloo 4 года назад +5

      My boyfriend replaces turrets with “turrents” and I have no idea why. Some people just have little quirks like that lol.

    • @xylophobiaa
      @xylophobiaa 4 года назад +2

      He's been saying chesure trest for at least 5 years now

    • @cheatlink11
      @cheatlink11 4 года назад +9

      Why don't YOU say chesure trest

    • @astarothhentaiguy3554
      @astarothhentaiguy3554 4 года назад +1

      @@Kubloo listen to how he pronounces it, he might be spelling phonetically, and he might be pronouncing it with an n.

  • @slurp5525
    @slurp5525 4 месяца назад +1

    43:36 it hurt me so much watching him go right over the wand experimenter

  • @milkthrower714
    @milkthrower714 2 месяца назад

    why is this stream so GOOD

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 4 года назад +6

    Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan.

  • @FreezingStorm
    @FreezingStorm 4 года назад +6

    1:47:16
    handsome boi compilation

  • @micromints1735
    @micromints1735 4 года назад +12

    IM COOOPOMING

  • @homsar21596
    @homsar21596 4 года назад +5

    1:47:45 "Hi "Hungry;" I'm JermaDad."

  • @err0rc0degames
    @err0rc0degames 3 месяца назад

    Watching Jerma play Noita is like teaching your grandma to use a laptop

  • @JiF28
    @JiF28 4 года назад

    Already an iconic stream

  • @emulsion_
    @emulsion_ 4 года назад +1

    This fucking stream will go down in history

    • @emulsion_
      @emulsion_ 4 года назад

      Also I miss the original thumb 🥵

  • @peppycorn
    @peppycorn 4 года назад +4

    ah yes, the debt stream

  • @tannerwright7221
    @tannerwright7221 8 дней назад

    1:12:30
    1:47:12
    1:47:45
    1:48:20
    1:48:50
    2:51:10
    2:51:35
    2:55:21
    3:28:00
    3:33:26
    4:15:50

  • @noclip_thru
    @noclip_thru 3 года назад +2

    27:54 sees black hole first holy mountain. "Thats boring"

    • @ker0356
      @ker0356 26 дней назад

      describing digging spell as "boring" is kinda correct

  • @wren.10.
    @wren.10. 4 года назад +3

    Seeing him use the "bubble spark" wand right next to water makes me very nervous yet nothing has actually gone wrong.

  • @northuniverse
    @northuniverse 4 года назад

    This stream was such a wild ride

  • @schlumpkin
    @schlumpkin 3 года назад +9

    3:38:18 I laughed so fucking hard
    3:47:18
    3:53:56

  • @hubbybubby7867
    @hubbybubby7867 4 года назад +3

    X-Men origins wolverine is a genuinely amazing game no joke, must play for any wolverine fan

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 3 года назад +1

      Doesn't he naturally heal overtime and you can actually see it happen?

    • @hubbybubby7867
      @hubbybubby7867 3 года назад +1

      @@rockythesnailracechampion7144 yeah, it’s quite an impressive effect even today imo, sometimes you’re just like a skeleton man in tatters still tearing everything apart and stabbing ppl on forklifts it’s great

  • @KarmicHoudini
    @KarmicHoudini 2 месяца назад

    "omfg i'm on fire AGAIN" **pours acid on head** "WHAT THE FUCK!"

  • @sr212787
    @sr212787 3 года назад +2

    If a frog on a log in a bog at the bottom of the sea is one dollar, 1.00−25%−10%−25% = 0.50625 of a penny. 0.50625×2,500,000,000
    = 1,265,625,000 ... That can't be right...

  • @amarsukhee1828
    @amarsukhee1828 4 года назад +4

    rip thumbnail

  • @isopodparty
    @isopodparty 4 года назад +1

    my word they gave Jerma that wagon

  • @ZoneP_
    @ZoneP_ Год назад +2

    Noita means Witch in finnish

  • @Firjiwater
    @Firjiwater 2 года назад +3

    He plays with absolutely 0 self preservation

    • @qouLIVE
      @qouLIVE Год назад

      i like your pfp

  • @igor-ld8qm
    @igor-ld8qm 8 дней назад

    >says he hates terraria
    >digs for an hour

  • @sofakingrp
    @sofakingrp 2 года назад

    Best "Why " moments in gaming happen in Noita.