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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  День назад +34

    DROP SOME IDEAS!!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEMES IF YOU LIKE MEMES!!!!

  • @shlingusdingus4174
    @shlingusdingus4174 3 дня назад +113

    14:08 Splooting is actually a behavior found in lots of animals, not just mammals. Splooting is done to cool body temperature, and everything from dogs and cats, squirrels, birds, lizards, they all sploot.

  • @Alicewashere700
    @Alicewashere700 2 дня назад +62

    Googled correctly diagnosed a tumor in me *ONCE* and now every “you have cancer” result has me going “…hmmm…”

  • @Mariaqueen_34
    @Mariaqueen_34 3 дня назад +251

    The mental breakdown one is so real though

  • @NooneImportant-u7y
    @NooneImportant-u7y 2 дня назад +32

    1:31 I didn't know you could buy hell
    13:56 on the bottom it says "I hate it when I'm trying to study and a velociraptor throws bananas at me"

    • @DarthIsaac311
      @DarthIsaac311 18 часов назад +1

      i do hate it when that happens

  • @Vox_Ebyss
    @Vox_Ebyss 3 дня назад +84

    10:54 Jokes on you Vaazkal, its called a sOUTHERN ROCKHOPPER PENGUIN

  • @uriahmclin6632
    @uriahmclin6632 3 дня назад +132

    "Fourty four" "I've realized my mistake."

    • @WingsTheRobloxYT
      @WingsTheRobloxYT 2 дня назад +7

      Fivety five

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 2 дня назад +7

      Sixty six.
      I've realized my mistake

    • @shmollege
      @shmollege 2 дня назад +6

      Seventy seven. I realized I made a mistake

    • @un_of_earth
      @un_of_earth 2 дня назад +6

      Eighty eight.
      I have performed a great error.

    • @Baku_bro
      @Baku_bro 2 дня назад +5

      Ninety Nine
      I’ve realised my mistake

  • @dragonshinerthewyvern1597
    @dragonshinerthewyvern1597 3 дня назад +28

    9:49 caaaaaarl that kills people

    • @judethedude5726
      @judethedude5726 22 часа назад +1

      Bro doesn’t know lol

    • @TheRat_Offical-Mika
      @TheRat_Offical-Mika 20 часов назад +1

      “oh, I didn’t know that”

    • @Random_Nobody_Official
      @Random_Nobody_Official 6 часов назад +1

      The person who made the meme
      didn't get the reference,
      and neither did vaazkl,
      my disappointment is immeasurable
      and my day is ruined.

  • @RonteLanghorne-bf4kv
    @RonteLanghorne-bf4kv 3 дня назад +65

    Lil timmy: my dad likes sugar so much he eats it with his nose
    Me: I don't think that's sugar

  • @juliuscaesar810
    @juliuscaesar810 3 дня назад +73

    The 500 pound spider is causing the Half Life apocalypse 😭 🙏

    • @NepTuneLuis
      @NepTuneLuis 3 дня назад +2

      So my and yours lives are working with the goldsor engine

  • @JosephHelmig
    @JosephHelmig 3 дня назад +53

    0:17 if I saw a 500lbs spider I would poop myself.

    • @loganlettues2197
      @loganlettues2197 3 дня назад +6

      better off pooping on the spider

    • @daylightenderman6977
      @daylightenderman6977 2 дня назад +5

      I would try to hug it

    • @TheEldritchGoose
      @TheEldritchGoose 2 дня назад

      I would befriend it and have it eat people I didn’t like.

    • @Valley031
      @Valley031 2 дня назад +3

      @@daylightenderman6977 the duality of man

    • @K4T_LUV3R
      @K4T_LUV3R День назад

      @@daylightenderman6977 I would try killing it with a spider spray

  • @Duckofthedragon
    @Duckofthedragon 3 дня назад +43

    11:01 It's called the southern rockhopper penguin.

  • @CyberRush
    @CyberRush 3 дня назад +57

    Don't bite the mosquitoes back.

  • @asherdaotter
    @asherdaotter 3 дня назад +23

    How dare RUclips hide this from me for 6 minutes

    • @Tsuki-Akuma
      @Tsuki-Akuma 3 дня назад +3

      You think that’s bad? RUclips HID THIS FROM ME FOR 3 HRS

    • @þðæ
      @þðæ 2 дня назад +1

      @@Tsuki-AkumaTRY 8 HOURS

    • @jan_780fleischer5
      @jan_780fleischer5 2 дня назад +1

      @þðæ TRY 20 HOURS

    • @gabrielsworld9671
      @gabrielsworld9671 3 часа назад

      @@jan_780fleischer5YOU THINK THAT IS BAD RUclips HID THIS FROM ME FOR 3 DAYS

  • @The-DuolingoBird
    @The-DuolingoBird 2 дня назад +12

    6:00 oh no i accidentally died

  • @AbsoluteFire
    @AbsoluteFire 3 дня назад +15

    Technically speaking, the answer to the thumbnail could exist. If you were to manipulate the amount of REM and Deep Sleep over Core sleep then you would have more proper sleep that enhances your productivity.

    • @danielburke5673
      @danielburke5673 День назад +5

      WHAT DOES BITING A MOSQUITO HAVE TO DO WITH TYPES OF SLEEP

  • @Jazza07
    @Jazza07 2 дня назад +6

    14:52 "I hate it when you look in your closet for clothes but find Narnia instead"

  • @Maxwellthecat000
    @Maxwellthecat000 2 часа назад +1

    0:42 google be getting to off track💀💀💀

  • @Mystic_phoenix1
    @Mystic_phoenix1 День назад +4

    1:52
    Google roasted him pretty good

  • @SkillSMB
    @SkillSMB 3 дня назад +6

    9:56 caaaaarrrrllll that kills people 😔

  • @fjclaud5729
    @fjclaud5729 2 дня назад +6

    1:29 "Hell"
    *Shopping*

  • @MessiRonaldoandaviationfan909
    @MessiRonaldoandaviationfan909 2 дня назад +3

    Biting a mosquito back is the most relatable search imo lol 😂

  • @Aerialyn
    @Aerialyn 3 дня назад +18

    11:38 did bro just say weird AI

    • @im_a_tide_pod
      @im_a_tide_pod 3 дня назад +3

      I think was just a mistake because uppercase I and lowercase L are the exact same (by the way, what in the heck even is weird Al, like I keep hearing about it, but I have no idea what it is)

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn 3 дня назад +2

      @im_a_tide_pod he's a singer I think

    • @jaywebb0113
      @jaywebb0113 3 дня назад +3

      @Aerialyn it is Weird AL and yes he is a musician that makes parodies of famous songs. He broke big doing parodies of Michael Jackson songs such as BEAT IT became EAT IT and BAD became FAT. Funny and creative songs and funny videos as well.

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  3 дня назад +2

      yeah i thought it said ai

  • @Spontaneousanonymous000
    @Spontaneousanonymous000 3 дня назад +11

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE VAAZKL - The spontaneous Anonymous Council

  • @Hellooo-q8q
    @Hellooo-q8q День назад +2

    10:56 southern rockhopper penguin 😂

  • @KAITOSN1GLAZER
    @KAITOSN1GLAZER 2 дня назад +6

    9:52 LLAMAS WITH HATS REF??

  • @610_senpaibaka_soffbordet
    @610_senpaibaka_soffbordet 3 дня назад +3

    Sometimes i catch mosquitos in my hand and throw them at the ground/wall its like a 40% success rate

  • @user-Red4
    @user-Red4 3 дня назад +4

    1:40 this makes me happy

  • @Vickdingle
    @Vickdingle 16 часов назад +2

    0:13 nah I just buy a new Venus fly trap

  • @SlopeGIider
    @SlopeGIider 3 дня назад +26

    “how to bite the mosquitos back”💀

  • @Sumdudeig
    @Sumdudeig 3 дня назад +7

    11:45 IT’S NOT WEIRD AI (artificial intelligence) IT’S WEIRD AL 😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @Mrs.Bahng05
    @Mrs.Bahng05 2 дня назад +1

    i googled ,,i hate it when'' and got ,,when my dog melts/when jesus rides a velociraptor/accidentially build a shelf''....

  • @reganregan2760
    @reganregan2760 3 дня назад +4

    YOU CURED MY DEPRESSION

  • @steveross7963
    @steveross7963 18 часов назад +1

    SPEED FIGHT TIME: For this MATCH we have GUMMY SNAKE Vs SOUR WARHEAD

    • @steveross7963
      @steveross7963 18 часов назад +1

      Say stuff in the replies that will happen in the fight

  • @That_Missing_Sock
    @That_Missing_Sock 3 дня назад +5

    9:52 LLAMAS WITH HATS MENTIONED?!?!?!?!

  • @candycat-i1t
    @candycat-i1t 3 дня назад +10

    the first person to watch this video is still watching it

  • @tonialopez-fresquet293
    @tonialopez-fresquet293 2 дня назад +1

    9:53 “Carl, stop eating hands!”
    “No.”
    This image is a reference to the series “llamas with hats”, one of the charcters is named Carl, he eats baby hands(and any hands), causes nuclear explosions, sinks ships, and more.

  • @SomerandomgooberIII
    @SomerandomgooberIII 7 часов назад

    13:55 are we not gonna talk about the “I hate it when I’m trying to study and a velociraptor throws bananas on me”?????😂

  • @elizabethhernandez1456
    @elizabethhernandez1456 3 дня назад +5

    *Googles children*
    *shopping*
    🤔📸

  • @johnburnside7828
    @johnburnside7828 3 дня назад +3

    Squirrels also sploot, and probably other wild animals too, especially when the weather is hot.

  • @milkycolaaa
    @milkycolaaa День назад +3

    1:03
    everywhere I go, there’s a gender stereotype 💀

  • @Niko_oneshot_2
    @Niko_oneshot_2 3 дня назад +4

    pathetic, i can hold a grudge for up to 7 seconds

  • @rahulkrishnar3742
    @rahulkrishnar3742 День назад +1

    it is crazy that google has answers to these questions 💀

  • @brightwarrior2910
    @brightwarrior2910 3 дня назад +4

    15:51
    Did....did AI just cite the Beatles as their source?
    Also is that even a Beatles song? Because I haven't heard of it!
    THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS IMAGE!

  • @brightwarrior2910
    @brightwarrior2910 3 дня назад +3

    10:47
    It's funny, because I don't even watch Avatar and I still thought of Avatar.

  • @Lissy-o3q
    @Lissy-o3q 3 часа назад +1

    9:28 traumatized me
    14:59
    ...
    That's rough buddy

  • @britishcrow
    @britishcrow 3 дня назад +4

    15:00 that’s rough buddy

  • @TheRedDepths
    @TheRedDepths 3 дня назад +2

    When I was was younger I used to say "onedy one" instead of 11 because I legitimately thought that's how you were supposed to say it

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 3 дня назад

      😮it only works up to threedy-three, cause fordyfour is pretty much just fortyfour

  • @Nati_VR
    @Nati_VR День назад +1

    16:08 they actually fixed it, they show actually reasoning for the husband one now 👍

  • @KisCica69
    @KisCica69 3 часа назад +1

    0:18 Australia. They live in Australia.

  • @ThatFunkyParrot
    @ThatFunkyParrot 2 дня назад +4

    14:56 soka core

    • @endertainment1592
      @endertainment1592 День назад

      That's what I was thinking lol! That's rough buddy.

  • @TrainTrack-g7k
    @TrainTrack-g7k 2 дня назад +3

    In school, kids keep saying "Sigma" to me, and I am very, very confused. I kindly request that someone in the comment section please explain what this term means. I’m sure it has some significance that I just haven’t encountered yet. I would appreciate any clarification or context surrounding the use of "Sigma." Thank you in advance for your patience and assistance!

  • @Epic24123
    @Epic24123 День назад +1

    11:59 why did I mishear this as "parrots of the Caribbean" and why do I want to watch such a version now

  • @ChristopherCass-c2k
    @ChristopherCass-c2k 2 дня назад

    This channel is honestly the best choice to watch while u eat, do work, or get some entertainment. Keep up the good work 👍

  • @chinmaypednekar6077
    @chinmaypednekar6077 День назад +1

    9:07 chrome: multi shadow clone jutsu

  • @thanmaya-ex7qr
    @thanmaya-ex7qr 16 часов назад

    4:59 was the funniest one for me😭😭💀✋

  • @MelonSharkkk
    @MelonSharkkk День назад +1

    got a pickup truck ad with rock music right here 13:30

  • @LilyErvin-3695
    @LilyErvin-3695 2 дня назад +4

    14:29 yo we got jaiden animations.

  • @Staa17637
    @Staa17637 4 часа назад

    For those who dont know, 'hell' is actually a place in norway (i think) so the flights were probably for there. Also im glad that quokkas are getting talked about more

  • @Mikesh0450N
    @Mikesh0450N 15 часов назад

    6:20 how does a lemon know my name 😂😂😂

  • @pokemonprofessor8018
    @pokemonprofessor8018 2 дня назад +2

    11:05 it is probably south rockhopper penguin

  • @ampisbadatthis
    @ampisbadatthis 2 дня назад +1

    the "lists of vampires" on wikipedia is a list of lists, not an actual list of vampires, real or fictional. The list of fictional vampires is for vampires in literary fiction. It literally says this in the image.

  • @T3C-NINE
    @T3C-NINE 2 дня назад

    When the search screen turns black, we don't want to look back

  • @uncleberi
    @uncleberi День назад

    1:44 SPRINGYYY 💥🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @liamhashmi7750
    @liamhashmi7750 3 дня назад +1

    the "beasts" saved lil bro

  • @NotPaden
    @NotPaden 3 дня назад

    This is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched😊

  • @fireembliam9090
    @fireembliam9090 3 дня назад

    Have a good Christmas and a happy new year to Vaskl and your RUclips channel viewers.

  • @T4C75P_tacysp
    @T4C75P_tacysp День назад +1

    11:44 that's weird aL

  • @TheCouncil_of_Gods
    @TheCouncil_of_Gods День назад

    2:00 thanks for the info, I needed to know how far I should be from my testing sites

  • @Blue_Dragon_13-t0m
    @Blue_Dragon_13-t0m 2 дня назад +1

    It’s the southern rockhopper penguin lol 😂

  • @Evan_afton468
    @Evan_afton468 12 часов назад

    My brains not braining
    "Do all odd numbers have e in them"
    My stupid brain: *A E I O U*

  • @Icetea6222
    @Icetea6222 3 дня назад

    i LOVE you vaazkl!!

  • @Magentaura_Of_Course
    @Magentaura_Of_Course День назад +1

    0:37 oh 🤭

  • @solarisortu505
    @solarisortu505 День назад

    0:53.
    The shopping button is for childrens stuff, CHILDRENS STUFF.

  • @pickletheparakeet
    @pickletheparakeet 3 дня назад +2

    I typed I hate it when my g and it showed I hate it when my grandma gets hit by a walrus and I hate it when my girlfriend cheats on me with a shark

  • @RoseAcuna-b7l
    @RoseAcuna-b7l 6 часов назад

    The thumbnail thooo! I need that

  • @tsimenten
    @tsimenten 17 часов назад

    13:31, they just straight up guessed my ***uality 😭👍

  • @assassin.C
    @assassin.C 3 дня назад

    Dude this man never comes to disappoint 😂

  • @narrowbeatle1176
    @narrowbeatle1176 2 дня назад +1

    15:00
    That’s rough buddy

  • @y0yle_st4rz..27
    @y0yle_st4rz..27 2 дня назад +3

    11:45 ITS NOT WEIRD AI ITS WEIRD AL

  • @NinjaCat437
    @NinjaCat437 2 дня назад

    14:59 HECK YEAH
    Google: that's rough buddy...

  • @bentleymacainsh3386
    @bentleymacainsh3386 2 дня назад +1

    15:01 THATS rough buddy

  • @Itsjustme7312
    @Itsjustme7312 2 дня назад

    14:47 YUE!!??? (Thats rough buddy)- Atla

  • @Stunification
    @Stunification День назад +1

    1:35 real😭

  • @thelegogod2011
    @thelegogod2011 15 часов назад

    4:59 CDeez nuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SAJWrongtree
    @SAJWrongtree День назад

    11:01 it is a rockhopper penguin 😂

  • @Leto_Playz
    @Leto_Playz День назад

    1:31 ok flights but.. SHOPPING?!

  • @GOJOSATURU13264
    @GOJOSATURU13264 22 часа назад

    I’m done being a victim how to bit a mosquito back💀💀💀

  • @Kinoko.x3
    @Kinoko.x3 22 часа назад

    1:21 This is so funny because my dad was in the Navy, in Italy

  • @Nishi-c7y
    @Nishi-c7y 7 часов назад

    i searched up
    " why is google so.."
    and heres what came up
    useless
    laggy
    bad
    dumb
    stupid.
    yeah the tables have turned.

  • @Bulbasaur204
    @Bulbasaur204 21 час назад

    9:55 CAAAAARRRRLLLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!

  • @LilyLawrence-c9z
    @LilyLawrence-c9z 9 часов назад

    The thumbnail got me-

  • @ScroogeMcgoose
    @ScroogeMcgoose 2 дня назад

    0:47 bro threw in a fun fact 💀

  • @TheYakisobas
    @TheYakisobas 20 часов назад

    1:10 I have been called out😭

  • @T-Gwen-T
    @T-Gwen-T 3 дня назад +4

    1:25 there's actually a video of this that exists

    • @GriffinBankz-o1p
      @GriffinBankz-o1p 3 дня назад +1

      proof

    • @T-Gwen-T
      @T-Gwen-T 3 дня назад

      @@GriffinBankz-o1p just look it up. "I hired 2 private investigators to follow eachother"

    • @T-Gwen-T
      @T-Gwen-T 3 дня назад

      @@GriffinBankz-o1p Just search it up.

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 3 дня назад

      ​@@GriffinBankz-o1pthis is a video about google searches
      How about you take inspiration and google it

    • @Rui_endon
      @Rui_endon 3 дня назад +1

      Maxposh I think

  • @Ninjagoismylife
    @Ninjagoismylife День назад

    the gorilla meme with Vision. haha

  • @KayleeMurphy-uj5gv
    @KayleeMurphy-uj5gv 2 дня назад

    0:38 0:38 0:38 0:38 0:38 ahahaha 😂

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 3 дня назад +1

    13:13 Don Quijote

  • @blacklabcountry572
    @blacklabcountry572 11 часов назад

    I was just waiting for the name, " Thomas Crapper "... 😂

  • @Ismar-dj2ri
    @Ismar-dj2ri 3 дня назад

    By the thumbnail you just know it's going to be funny