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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  28 дней назад +74

    DROP SOME IDEAS!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!!

  • @kryummy
    @kryummy 28 дней назад +115

    your voice is genuinely so calming for me like its a perfect balance of emotion and monotone like its so soothing

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 28 дней назад +18

    Discovering a new species as a
    Biologist: :D
    Scubba Diver: :o
    Astronaut: D:
    Surgeon:

    • @CC_Animations-Mia
      @CC_Animations-Mia 19 дней назад +5

      Biologist: Okay that's pretty good!!
      Scuba Diver: Err... Long as its not hostile...then its fine ??
      Astronaut: uhh... Maybe their nice???
      Surgeon: *zombie noises..*

  • @GameOver-j6
    @GameOver-j6 28 дней назад +55

    0:25 It depends on the poison. If we use the colloquial term of the word and include toxins and poisons, then many things, like proteins, will undoubtedly be denatured or degraded and eventually become harmless. For example, tetrodotoxin, ricin, botulinum, etc.

    • @GalaxyDragon124TheEpic
      @GalaxyDragon124TheEpic 26 дней назад +1

      I feel like this comment fits well with the name of this video.

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 26 дней назад +5

      Napoleon learned that the hard way when he drank some poison, but just got searing stomach pain instead.

    • @Thatanimekid9
      @Thatanimekid9 26 дней назад

      Yap

    • @amandamauck6064
      @amandamauck6064 24 дня назад

      Way to ruin the joke

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 24 дня назад +5

      @@amandamauck6064 no no, ruining the joke would be more like “Uhh actually this is completely false and shouldn’t have posted it”
      This is merely expanding on the joke and providing some context to those curious, hence checking the comments
      Not ruined, but definitely not as humorous

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 28 дней назад +22

    -people are worried about A.I. taking over all of our jobs
    -German doctors trying to find a way to resurrect humans
    Damnit.
    Gray Mann has gone *too far* this time.

  • @Neodx2
    @Neodx2 26 дней назад +20

    How to protect your house in a zombie apocalypse
    🌻🌱🌱🌰
    🌻🌱🌱🌰
    🌻🌱🌱🌰
    🌻🌱🌱🌰

  • @wxffle3z
    @wxffle3z 28 дней назад +12

    I love how he answered the potato in the tumble post

  • @wachter_hd
    @wachter_hd 27 дней назад +17

    15:40 my first tought was "Thats rough buddy"

  • @MrMinecraft5578
    @MrMinecraft5578 24 дня назад +11

    2:07 - No, one glass is milk.

  • @Rip_Ethan116
    @Rip_Ethan116 28 дней назад +231

    The first one is actually smart

    • @KoyBobson-o9i
      @KoyBobson-o9i 28 дней назад +10

      No it is not bruh

    • @ELTR101
      @ELTR101 28 дней назад +29

      @@KoyBobson-o9i you just wish you had that many treadmills

    • @KoyBobson-o9i
      @KoyBobson-o9i 28 дней назад +10

      @@ELTR101 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 28 дней назад +18

      @@ELTR101They’ll get clogged with rotten flesh from the more clumsy zombies and wouldn’t be able to keep going, I’m on KoyBobson’s side here, even if they didn’t argue their claim in a somewhat polite manner

    • @milesmcallister8542
      @milesmcallister8542 28 дней назад +4

      You need a lot of power

  • @therealDragonitaZ
    @therealDragonitaZ 28 дней назад +26

    0:36 correct answer, sir.

    • @ballzinyourjawz
      @ballzinyourjawz 27 дней назад

      Okay but this depends on the context, was she a child that got put into some kind of cryostasis, grew while frozen but is still a child mentally? If so then it's a red light.
      Is she just saying she's immature in a very wordy sentence because the Mangaka wanted to fill up the space? If so then it's a green light.

  • @nancyeufracio4498
    @nancyeufracio4498 28 дней назад +16

    2:28 ZE HEALING IS NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING

  • @JdtheLegend924
    @JdtheLegend924 28 дней назад +4

    I always used to watch these memes whenever I eat and I would consider it as a type of video I need to watch while eating food, anyways 11 mins and thanks :D

  • @ignacio70393
    @ignacio70393 28 дней назад +32

    2:07 Surely it's just a glass of almond milk or something like that, right?... right?...

    • @Duckytrest
      @Duckytrest 28 дней назад

      dam those soy milk people

    • @RZDraws
      @RZDraws 28 дней назад +2

      I thought glue or paint water
      Mistakes have been made in the past with the latter a lot

    • @Ravenf4ight
      @Ravenf4ight 28 дней назад

      @@RZDraws The first thing that came to my mind was bleach 💀

    • @timfunnydragon
      @timfunnydragon 28 дней назад

      @@Ravenf4ight bleach clear tho

    • @Ravenf4ight
      @Ravenf4ight 27 дней назад

      @@timfunnydragon I know but just saying

  • @5_marvelrinaldi621
    @5_marvelrinaldi621 28 дней назад +5

    2:49 HOL’UP… MOONA? Wtf?

  • @glitchghost5936
    @glitchghost5936 27 дней назад +2

    7:19 it took me a minute to realize that no they are not wearing a box on their heads

  • @Ilikepressure1
    @Ilikepressure1 20 дней назад +1

    0:22
    The answer for this is, if the poison will expire it will become no longer poisionous. An example of this would be Napoleon Bonaparte around the end of the Napoleonic Wars as he always had a bottle of poison around his neck and when he was going to be captured he drank the poison and didn’t die because of the poison expiring.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 28 дней назад +6

    15:40 That's rough, buddy.

    • @gs_x424
      @gs_x424 27 дней назад

      i said the same thing lol

  • @SebastianSolace_fangirl
    @SebastianSolace_fangirl 28 дней назад +19

    0:24 depends on the poison some become more poisonous and some become less poisonous

  • @KayzIdeas
    @KayzIdeas 28 дней назад +4

    2:28
    Has Call of Duty Zombies taught us nothing?

  • @-.-K._.
    @-.-K._. 28 дней назад +8

    16:30 there's a funny saying in poland when someone sais there's no chance or there are no chances (nie ma szansy/ nie ma szans) and you can reply "Zawsze jest szansa na wyru*hanie szympansa" which beasicly is "there's allways a chance to fu*k a chimpanze" and it comes from the fact that there's allways a chance for everything just sometimes astronomicaly small

  • @5_marvelrinaldi621
    @5_marvelrinaldi621 27 дней назад +3

    15:44 That’s rough buddy

  • @coachcherokee1488
    @coachcherokee1488 28 дней назад +1

    Vaazkal just casually giving the best zombie apocalypse advice known in human history

  • @Arthur_Morgan1878
    @Arthur_Morgan1878 27 дней назад +2

    15:41 “that’s rough buddy”

  • @ladykoiwolfe
    @ladykoiwolfe 27 дней назад +3

    Wait a minute! We don't only use the metric system to measure bullets. We also use it for drugs and medication.

  • @bepbobbap
    @bepbobbap 28 дней назад +13

    6:23 that ain't the military thats the Ginyu force 😭🙏

    • @Somthing_probably
      @Somthing_probably 28 дней назад +2

      The freedom force 😭🙏

    • @Ebyanm
      @Ebyanm 28 дней назад

      No i think it’s the Ginyu force

  • @DoodleBrainStudios
    @DoodleBrainStudios 27 дней назад

    I love how you can still recognize Rick when when he’s a quarter inch tall and all blurred

  • @Lavenderflowergacha
    @Lavenderflowergacha 27 дней назад +1

    Don’t be so surprised of 15:56. The child is obviously adopted. You can also tell based on the fact they have different hair and eye colors. So that’s more evidence.

  • @soggyapples1518
    @soggyapples1518 27 дней назад +1

    We got cod zombies irl before gta6

  • @herticate8579
    @herticate8579 28 дней назад +20

    How many stories of horror did we hear of scientist bringing the end of humanity in the process of trying to conquer death and souls 2:28

  • @enzolego5474
    @enzolego5474 28 дней назад +3

    15:41 isn't an "avatar the last air bender" refference ?!

  • @Iamlurking504
    @Iamlurking504 28 дней назад +1

    That "understood" was unironically badass

  • @adieclark25
    @adieclark25 15 дней назад

    "I hate when my girlfriend turns into the moon" Who let Sokka into their computer?!🤣

  • @Surpried
    @Surpried 28 дней назад +2

    2:30 especially from germany

  • @Kally-m6l
    @Kally-m6l 28 дней назад +1

    The first one sucks cos they eventually get bulked up and break through the wall

  • @AverageNerdGamer
    @AverageNerdGamer 27 дней назад +1

    2.32 We sure that doctor aint the Medic from TF2

  • @spirit_miku
    @spirit_miku 28 дней назад +1

    I remember when the self serve tills came out when i was younger, clocked pretty quickly you can get anything in the shop you wanted for 50p as the staff never bother to do there jobs and watch a kid put a £100 in lego on the fruit scales lmao. only took the shops about 2 years to notice when others started doing it.

  • @ShockwaveTheGuy
    @ShockwaveTheGuy 27 дней назад

    Congrats on (nearly) 2 mill subs!!!! 😃

  • @portugueseempireball
    @portugueseempireball 28 дней назад +1

    i swear this got recommended to me like 45 sec after the vid was released

  • @brightwarrior2910
    @brightwarrior2910 27 дней назад

    0:02
    This is GENIUS
    But how are you going to power that?
    If you could find a way to power it would be absolutely genius.

  • @NateHagen-cp3in
    @NateHagen-cp3in 27 дней назад

    0:23 it depends on the poison, but most like Cyanide will lose their potency over time. I don't know who needed to hear this.

  • @Adiya_55
    @Adiya_55 28 дней назад +3

    2:45 Ada Moona...!

  • @Stormdrawz15
    @Stormdrawz15 28 дней назад +6

    Wondering if maybe theres a certain German chancellor theyre trying to resurrect💀☠️

  • @q_0191
    @q_0191 28 дней назад +2

    0:39
    i hate how i know what this is from (i saw the anime version of it)
    its called Rise of the Shield Hero (or Rising)

  • @Surpried
    @Surpried 28 дней назад +2

    7:43 that’s 10 billion dollars

  • @spacechicken527
    @spacechicken527 27 дней назад +2

    4:50 nah that's what Tae Kwon Do is for

    • @Aquaticcookiequeen
      @Aquaticcookiequeen 24 дня назад

      I did not have to see this comment just before going to taekwondo 😭

  • @TheWildFrogGD
    @TheWildFrogGD 28 дней назад +2

    0:02 nah just stay in the living room 💀

  • @TheReaIArthurMorgan
    @TheReaIArthurMorgan 28 дней назад +2

    2:35 oh no and it’s in Germany we’re cooked

  • @defnotblue
    @defnotblue 28 дней назад +3

    me: no one has finished the video by the time i commented
    the editor:

  • @GabeArson
    @GabeArson 28 дней назад +2

    2:28 Oops! Zat vas not medizine!!!

  • @lisakuhfeldt1845
    @lisakuhfeldt1845 28 дней назад +1

    Obviously the imposters is eggnog 2:06

  • @Somthing_probably
    @Somthing_probably 28 дней назад

    If you truly could get all tiktokers in one house, it wouldn’t be a general giving the order. It would be me.

  • @5_marvelrinaldi621
    @5_marvelrinaldi621 28 дней назад +1

    0:37 What do you mean? I have the body of a college student but I still act like a child

  • @Crocinator_404
    @Crocinator_404 28 дней назад

    2:28 “That’s how I lost my medical license!”

  • @thebanman2293
    @thebanman2293 28 дней назад

    You are so close to 2m subs!

  • @smorrow
    @smorrow 28 дней назад +2

    13:16 Legal in most non-English-speaking places

  • @theKaitandFriendsShow2
    @theKaitandFriendsShow2 27 дней назад +1

    4:10 I am making a grilled cheese rn

  • @edwardcheer1132
    @edwardcheer1132 21 день назад

    2:35 The tf2 medic themes starts playing

  • @ladykoiwolfe
    @ladykoiwolfe 28 дней назад

    Somebody should tell those German Doctors about the fate of Asclepius. I doubt they'll all have Apollo for a Dad to get them a godhood after Zeus strikes them down.

  • @ProfessionalGogetaFan
    @ProfessionalGogetaFan 28 дней назад

    "TOGETHER WE ARE...!"
    "★THE MILITARY FORCE!!★"

  • @garethalford682
    @garethalford682 28 дней назад

    The Fake snow in the Wizard of Oz movie was Asbestos

  • @defecticon9000
    @defecticon9000 26 дней назад +1

    2:28 "Ha haha! Anuzzer successful procedure!"

  • @spiderbow4599
    @spiderbow4599 20 дней назад

    2:29 the fact it says German scares me

  • @JaceTheSilly
    @JaceTheSilly 19 дней назад

    2:06 I’d figure it out by drinking all of them. would like it either way.

  • @budski0927plays
    @budski0927plays 28 дней назад

    I love your vids

  • @kpeach2
    @kpeach2 28 дней назад

    nah, the first place im going in a apocalypse is the gym

  • @pokebattery4083
    @pokebattery4083 27 дней назад +1

    15:27
    WATCH IT
    It's a really good movie.

  • @Dark_master13244
    @Dark_master13244 27 дней назад

    2:28 zers nothing wrong with playing god so long as your good at it

  • @Riaden1
    @Riaden1 27 дней назад

    “There are no laws against the Pokémon Batman” Joker 8:54

  • @SylveonShiny-fd2es
    @SylveonShiny-fd2es 27 дней назад +3

    15:54
    ok so after the math she was
    …..SIX!!!! SIX!?!?! WTF HAPPENED HERE

  • @Jahames_charged_education45
    @Jahames_charged_education45 27 дней назад

    2:34 MEDIC GAMING

  • @zamabo218
    @zamabo218 28 дней назад

    3:37 i wasn't sure what that was until I re-read/heard the thing

  • @CovertCalifornian1957
    @CovertCalifornian1957 28 дней назад +6

    14:19 The snow used for that scene in The Wizard of Oz was 100% asbestos.

    • @milo7519
      @milo7519 27 дней назад +1

      Thx. I was about to ask about that,

  • @Nzargnalphabet
    @Nzargnalphabet 27 дней назад

    2:35 such are the wonders of german science

  • @loonsterreal
    @loonsterreal 23 дня назад

    When the teacher gets something wrong
    "Hold up"

  • @sirus0s
    @sirus0s 16 дней назад

    0:06 they also have a keychain so I wouldn't be surprised if they asked the prison staff to let them in an emtpy cell just for this photo for this pun
    (Edit: grammar)

  • @DoodleBrainStudios
    @DoodleBrainStudios 27 дней назад

    10:17 we are flying at 360000 inches

  • @TaIathar
    @TaIathar 9 дней назад

    The Sixth Sense is a very old very popular movie about a kid who can see ghosts or something paranormal like that? I forgot the specifics because I never watched it, but I've heard it's pretty good.

  • @CaptainRex332
    @CaptainRex332 28 дней назад +1

    15:58 PLEASE TELL ME SHES ADOPTED

  • @simonCatt_owo
    @simonCatt_owo 25 дней назад

    20:16 the voice crack 😂

  • @jonathanwezgray1756
    @jonathanwezgray1756 28 дней назад

    ngl the first one should be on some sort of “big brain memes” video

  • @TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q
    @TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q 27 дней назад

    2:32 alright, who made the revive machine from TF2? Medic?? Enginner?? Something to say?

  • @SevnWithADot.
    @SevnWithADot. 28 дней назад

    The first one could've used more plants tho

  • @LDSG_A_Team
    @LDSG_A_Team 27 дней назад

    Bro thinks the moon is only visible at night

  • @IsaacDoctorKleiner
    @IsaacDoctorKleiner 27 дней назад

    “”How did they get a phone in jail!!” Photoshop.

  • @TheSheep1
    @TheSheep1 27 дней назад

    2:28 especially German you know

  • @AzuretheHollowhead
    @AzuretheHollowhead 28 дней назад +1

    1:30 literally me

  • @falconeyewing5986
    @falconeyewing5986 27 дней назад +1

    5:55 Hmmmm…. YOGURT STAINS!?

    • @Gergy-k3k
      @Gergy-k3k 26 дней назад

      it is not yogurt.

  • @Natezilla0
    @Natezilla0 27 дней назад +1

    WHO WIPES STANDING UP?! 15:26

  • @ThenameisGod
    @ThenameisGod 28 дней назад

    if poison expires it gets less poisonous

  • @InfamousPotat0a
    @InfamousPotat0a 23 дня назад

    0:00 Instructions unclear; I just made them stronger.

  • @LillianRolfe
    @LillianRolfe 13 дней назад

    5:55 wait... I don't think those are yogurt stains.

  • @RedJubilee
    @RedJubilee 28 дней назад

    2:28 *MEDIC*

  • @CokeinaPepsican
    @CokeinaPepsican 26 дней назад

    11:40
    Took me a moment to realize lol

  • @Satoru_Dogo1
    @Satoru_Dogo1 28 дней назад

    15:40 that’s rough buddy

  • @Kevin-gg2bl
    @Kevin-gg2bl 28 дней назад +1

    8:17 - Even better, turn that over to law enforcement. Revenge porn gets people pretty severe sentences.

  • @FrancisIanA
    @FrancisIanA 28 дней назад +13

    No longer poisonous, why would a poison get stronger on an expiry date? That's not an expiry date that's a Best if Used by date

    • @aussiebox
      @aussiebox 24 дня назад +1

      Nah, it’s an aging date

  • @sur.viv.e
    @sur.viv.e 10 дней назад

    16:37 that's one of chucky's lines from dead by daylight

  • @CaptainRex332
    @CaptainRex332 28 дней назад +8

    5:40 bro had such a good joke then ruined it so tragic

  • @Skoolyscraftandgamingchannel
    @Skoolyscraftandgamingchannel 28 дней назад +1

    Am I the only one who heard slight Tomodatchi life music in the background of this? Cuz..