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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  23 дня назад +61

    DROP SOME IDEAS! TRYING A DOUBLE UPLOAD TODAY, IT IWLL BE A COMPILATION BUT I THINK GOING FORWARD I WILL BE DOING THIS SO YOU WILL ALWAYS GET NEW CONTENT MOST DAYS, IT IWLL ONLY BE FOR THE SMALL COMPS THOUGH, SO THE 1 HOUR ONESNOT THE 3HOURS ONES SINCE I DO NEED A BREAK SOMETIMES WHY AM I STIL LIN ALL CAPS IDK

  • @CommunityNoter
    @CommunityNoter 23 дня назад +173

    Readers added context that they thought people might want to know
    The Earth is in fact, round

    • @egdabestboi7157
      @egdabestboi7157 23 дня назад +4

      NAHHHHH

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  23 дня назад +36

      LOL BRO MADE AN ACCOUNT TO COMMENT THIS, I MEAN LIKE YT COMMUNITY NOTED UNDER THE ACTUAL VIDEO BUT THIS HILARIOUS LOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @zachdhehshekel968
      @zachdhehshekel968 23 дня назад +1

      my brain is as round as the earth it took me a whole ten seconds to try and find what was wrong with this comment…

    • @Obedthian-UK
      @Obedthian-UK 23 дня назад +2

      LOL

    • @starriekitsune
      @starriekitsune 23 дня назад +2

      joined 1 hour ago is crazy😭😭

  • @nofabe
    @nofabe 22 дня назад +33

    The one doubling down on the sun/star thing by saying "tomato is not a fruit" has to be trolling, the fact that he used tomato of all things which is actually a fruit has to be deliberate

  • @endstoneninja3845
    @endstoneninja3845 23 дня назад +71

    0:20 I haven’t heard this much emotion in Vaazkl’s voice in ages

    • @theinkyoneiguess_
      @theinkyoneiguess_ 23 дня назад +7

      the thought of someone eating wrapper hurt him so much that he gained emotion momentarily...

  • @Illager22
    @Illager22 23 дня назад +30

    0:59 that's her fault. He wanted a meal with her, not her family

    • @FuneralParty-rsf
      @FuneralParty-rsf 23 дня назад +1

      I'm 105% sure that's not how blind dates work

    • @Illager22
      @Illager22 18 дней назад

      ​@@FuneralParty-rsfoh, it's a blind date? I feel dumb now -.-

  • @hexonateisagod8133
    @hexonateisagod8133 22 дня назад +6

    The one about the bro who climbed Mt Kilimanjaro made me laugh out too loud

  • @YourNeighborhoodN
    @YourNeighborhoodN 23 дня назад +17

    Sometimes, I worry for humanity. Actually scrap that; Most times, I crave for humanities end

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 23 дня назад +160

    TAKE OUT THE BOTS, GAMERS! LET NO MACHINE REMAIN!

  • @elecsnake4888
    @elecsnake4888 23 дня назад +19

    DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER
    It's just evolving, but backwards

  • @SammyTrowbridge
    @SammyTrowbridge 18 дней назад +5

    As a British person we do not know the joys of ice cold water

  • @analg-zik7560
    @analg-zik7560 23 дня назад +12

    Damn I love your videos, but the stupidity showed in those memes makes my blood presure skyrocket lmao, can't even finish it

  • @suchnothing
    @suchnothing 23 дня назад +21

    That kid being at the wrong school reminds me of the time my ex step dad went to the WRONG AIRPORT. And you may be thinking he's the dumbest btch alive, but unfortunately the story isn't finished yet. When he got to the WRONG AIRPORT, the staff there CHECKED HIM IN AND LET HIM THROUGH SECURITY. He didn't find out he was in the wrong place until he got to his gate.

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 23 дня назад +3

      Had a substitute teacher go to the wrong school.
      We had to wait for an hour as the school staff wouldn’t let us go as he was "on his way"

  • @Wabbitz0
    @Wabbitz0 23 дня назад +9

    4:18 this actually made me so fucking pissed idk why

  • @MrTwisterNo2
    @MrTwisterNo2 23 дня назад +34

    0:13 actually, to be fair, this is a really interesting question, and has had a scientific study conducted into it via an experiment.

    • @Ark4n_7761
      @Ark4n_7761 23 дня назад +1

      Similar experiments have happened but animals don't have the same brain as humans which are wired for communication

    • @AbbasAli-wn3tl
      @AbbasAli-wn3tl 22 дня назад

      But their have been some recorded animals that were able to communicate to humans in English.

    • @Ark4n_7761
      @Ark4n_7761 22 дня назад

      @AbbasAli-wn3tl like parrots is and other animals but it's not on the same level as humqnw

    • @MrTwisterNo2
      @MrTwisterNo2 22 дня назад +2

      @AbbasAli-wn3tl Yes, but that is in the form of mimicry, eg: parrots.
      They do not actually understand what they are saying, nor are they able to handle conversation.
      No animal aside from humans can communicate in a conversationary manner.

    • @AidanWR
      @AidanWR 22 дня назад +3

      @@AbbasAli-wn3tl If you're talking about something like Koko the gorilla, it wasn't true communication. Yes, she was able to sign words, but she didn't really understand what they meant, or how to structure the sentences

  • @dantemunoz6418
    @dantemunoz6418 23 дня назад +8

    I love the fact that the rabbit joke came from STEPHEN KING

  • @ONI_Agent_Bobcat
    @ONI_Agent_Bobcat 23 дня назад +4

    As a bobcat, i can confirm, my name is not bob

  • @TheGreatBritishGamer
    @TheGreatBritishGamer 23 дня назад +2

    "Men opening doors for women is a symbol of aggressive patriarchy."
    And the women who are vocal about it wonder why Chivalry is dead? 🤣

  • @CometBee1
    @CometBee1 23 дня назад +15

    0:20 Ah my bad, I'll stop if you like

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 23 дня назад

      Don't let Vaazkl shame you, it's YOUR life, you can live it how you want to.

    • @Dma-x3q
      @Dma-x3q 23 дня назад +1

      I paid for the whole thing, I will eat the whole thing /j

  • @NATER-TAINMENT
    @NATER-TAINMENT 23 дня назад +3

    5:24 he looks so confused 😭

  • @imadking11
    @imadking11 23 дня назад +12

    I'm sorry, but the sun one got me laughing
    TOMATO IS A FRUIT

  • @Cool_Adrian7
    @Cool_Adrian7 18 дней назад +1

    9:39 those phones be working overtime and beyond

  • @007djjazzy
    @007djjazzy 22 дня назад +1

    17:00 the fact he had to mark the dog was wild asf

  • @VoltaicNebulae
    @VoltaicNebulae 23 дня назад +8

    I get the bad for mental health thing on history, but there's a REALLY popular saying explaining why not learning from history is a bad thing.

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 23 дня назад +3

      “Bad on mental health.”
      Kids obsessed with wars:

    • @Beagle20
      @Beagle20 23 дня назад +2

      “Ignore History and you are doomed to repeat it”

  • @MattFrost224
    @MattFrost224 22 дня назад +1

    6:34 That name and the term "babydaddy" says it all.

  • @penelopeisgoingofftopic6786
    @penelopeisgoingofftopic6786 23 дня назад +3

    0:48 the pum of knowledge

  • @springbut
    @springbut 13 дней назад +1

    10:55 …really…… JUST REALLY

  • @creepercraftice665
    @creepercraftice665 22 дня назад +1

    To be on theme for the memes (That rhymed lol) one of the people in my class think Indigo Park is in the same universe as Five Nights At Freddy's, his only defense is saying that you go down a tube slide in both games 😵

  • @Kevin-gg2bl
    @Kevin-gg2bl 23 дня назад +15

    15:55 Canadian here. Our healthcare is trash. Sure, once you get on the operating table, you're ok. But we have the longest wait times in the world, and the highest rate of death waiting for care in the world. I also pay a lot more than my American family for health insurance. Because I need to buy private insurance on top of being taxed $6,800 per year (that's just the portion that goes to healthcare.)
    So in short, our health insurance doesn't cover, teeth, preventative care, ambulances and makes you wait so long for the little it does cover, you probably are dead or have irreversible damage, anyways.

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 23 дня назад +3

      And imagine how long the waits would be in a place with the population like the United States.
      It’s almost as if everything will be fixed if the economy gets fixed.

    • @snowmoutain01
      @snowmoutain01 22 дня назад

      Don't forget telling vets to self exit server for their PTSD.

  • @MikaWilsonplaysGT1
    @MikaWilsonplaysGT1 23 дня назад +3

    every time I hear the word "bartender" I can not un-hear "Bart ender"

  • @Assist-90
    @Assist-90 23 дня назад +2

    CONGRATS ON 2M!

  • @Bean_Lava
    @Bean_Lava 23 дня назад +2

    Another thing that should be here is how people can't distinguish between satire and plain stupid.

  • @Shin_Animations16
    @Shin_Animations16 23 дня назад +2

    It took me a solid minute to realize that the teacher was the one who was in the relationship with the student..

  • @Fishnipol
    @Fishnipol 18 дней назад +1

    The reason goalkeepers don’t just run to the other side is because they are always the slowest ones so if they tried it then they would get outran 😢

  • @AtlasGamingTX
    @AtlasGamingTX 23 дня назад +7

    9:40 VAAZKL CONFIRMED TO BE 1 YEAR OLD

  • @MrMinecraft5578
    @MrMinecraft5578 23 дня назад +11

    2:40 - That's why that one kid at school called me Adolf Hitler for drawing a communist symbol. True story.

    • @ThePianoTutorialGuy
      @ThePianoTutorialGuy 23 дня назад +1

      No one cares?

    • @IngoodsIsANoob
      @IngoodsIsANoob 23 дня назад +8

      @@ThePianoTutorialGuyfreedom of speech. nobody needs to care

    • @brokenstarfury4895
      @brokenstarfury4895 22 дня назад

      Like that skit where the guy thinks his grandpa was a fan of Wolfenstein.

    • @MrMinecraft5578
      @MrMinecraft5578 22 дня назад +1

      @@IngoodsIsANoob That's why I carry a Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Declaration of Independence in my pocket at all times there! I can say what I want, and you can't punish me legally!

  • @BushidoBrownSama
    @BushidoBrownSama 15 дней назад

    Mark with a C has got to be some kind of spite

  • @arnetp6211
    @arnetp6211 23 дня назад +2

    0:20 fine, fine, I eat paper. Don’t have to call me out like that

  • @hudsongood9123
    @hudsongood9123 23 дня назад +3

    The ice one is party true, a lot european countries just don’t drink ice water.

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 11 дней назад

    5:23 you can see what this man was thinking
    “How was I supposed to know I’d be arrested” or something

  • @gvandenburg7343
    @gvandenburg7343 3 дня назад

    "i forgave myself for cheating" is crazy

  • @баглюшик
    @баглюшик 23 дня назад +2

    2:43 dawg must be really hating history

  • @krishivrathi4224
    @krishivrathi4224 23 дня назад +1

    thank you
    these videos have prepared me for the real world now that I know how dumb people can be

  • @kitsune2858
    @kitsune2858 23 дня назад +1

    5:38 bring your own battle arms

  • @sodaskullGD
    @sodaskullGD 14 часов назад

    for anyone wondering... they have been on call for more than a year

  • @jonathan43275
    @jonathan43275 23 дня назад

    9 mins since upload, 40 literal comments, the definition of success, congrats!

  • @Chuck-qi2qo
    @Chuck-qi2qo 23 дня назад

    Dont even need to watch it to know it’s going to be a banger

  • @SimbaTheLab2021
    @SimbaTheLab2021 23 дня назад +1

    0:22 probably me I will eat lots of things that aren’t food like that wrapper or polestirien

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 23 дня назад

    2:41 the trio has too much rizz

  • @akchuadyl
    @akchuadyl 22 дня назад

    this is why i dont eat television

  • @zoeyblouin6527
    @zoeyblouin6527 14 дней назад

    12:06 This is PRIME dad joke!🤣

  • @Ellaisapotato
    @Ellaisapotato 4 дня назад

    2:02 yeah, he’s right, humans existed AFTER dinosaurs. Also, the 7 days is just a simplified version in the Bible, learn your religion 😭😭😭

  • @DIMIUXanimations
    @DIMIUXanimations 23 дня назад +3

    4:20 How do you mess up so bad? 💀

  • @MATR1X_2010
    @MATR1X_2010 23 дня назад +1

    7:03 YO WHAT!!! 💀💀💀💀

  • @ProMinecrafter531
    @ProMinecrafter531 23 дня назад +2

    Batteries still use electricity

  • @vigneshanand8490
    @vigneshanand8490 23 дня назад

    At 11:48, since 350 degrees is 10 degrees in the other direction, the batter would not spill since it's less than 120 degrees.

  • @_StarlightRose_
    @_StarlightRose_ 23 дня назад

    Tomatos are not only fruit, but berries specifically

  • @frankthetank14
    @frankthetank14 23 дня назад +1

    Good job at 5:10 hiding the posters name (Not April)

  • @MattFrost224
    @MattFrost224 22 дня назад

    7:15 They only hate Kevin because he's right and they can't handle different opinions.

  • @sp0612
    @sp0612 10 дней назад

    10:22 bro got that vegeta hairline, buda buh buh buh bah

  • @NiennaFan1
    @NiennaFan1 23 дня назад

    Also phones help people get resources to get out of poverty so getting one is a good investment if you can

  • @DriesVdsandt-h6e
    @DriesVdsandt-h6e 20 дней назад

    damn, i have second hand regret from the guy that got tickled by hi crush and litterly said '' haha now stop touching me''

  • @unvl7682
    @unvl7682 19 дней назад +1

    8:15 she’s joking

  • @bennosvab6294
    @bennosvab6294 23 дня назад +5

    Yeah, the meme about lost 87 ton tank is not true... It was April fool's joke by guy named Chieftain on RUclips, but only a few people did get it... Sorry.

    • @bennosvab6294
      @bennosvab6294 23 дня назад

      And btw it was not a tank, it was a tank destroyer.

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 23 дня назад

      It’s almost as if it’s a stupid meme

  • @Leonardo-hy1fo
    @Leonardo-hy1fo 23 дня назад

    3:27 damn… that’s crazy 💀

  • @trioOFmischief
    @trioOFmischief 23 дня назад

    2:13 Snakeybus be like:

  • @nitaistrange112
    @nitaistrange112 23 дня назад

    1:45 dayum

  • @mortons_roltons
    @mortons_roltons 23 дня назад +1

    Nan the 345th blow me off 💀💀

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 23 дня назад +1

      you just had to be different didn't you? you couldn't have put a timestamp like literally every sane person?

  • @enderslayerdude
    @enderslayerdude 23 дня назад

    This made me lose faith in humanity

  • @Surpried
    @Surpried 11 дней назад

    14:02 we have IMAGES of earth from space, afterimages only appear in videos

  • @s0nyaz_
    @s0nyaz_ 22 дня назад

    16:07 its always the hair dyed twitter users

  • @felipebustos3563
    @felipebustos3563 23 дня назад

    6:17 How is that stupid, those are awesome colleagues

  • @SaiyanGamer95
    @SaiyanGamer95 23 дня назад

    0:09 If I had about an hour or two, I could explain why.

  • @light_wolf-f1c
    @light_wolf-f1c 23 дня назад

    6:18 INSTANT KARMA (by instant i mean 2 weeks)

  • @mattjennings8754
    @mattjennings8754 23 дня назад

    11:34 hit way too hard.

  • @TheEmperorStar
    @TheEmperorStar 23 дня назад

    14:09 most would assume, that it’s a commercial plane, and it’s in the air, I assumed both which would mean even on the ground it would be quite a bad fall, not as bad as in the air, but if we fully apply this, rather then thinking ‘a commercial plane is to big a fall’ we can also add to our decision making, is it a small plane, or a big one, I monkey now

  • @MattFrost224
    @MattFrost224 22 дня назад

    3:59 Be careful, using terms like mental illness and/or pointing out the obvious is a mortal sin apparently.

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 23 дня назад

    Flying cars exist but we aren't pilots

  • @KayleeAndSkye
    @KayleeAndSkye 23 дня назад

    0:16 it’s me!

  • @number1-willstetsonsimp
    @number1-willstetsonsimp День назад

    5:59 does he know that misspelled name is a really bad slur

  • @MattFrost224
    @MattFrost224 22 дня назад

    9:55 Forever the "victim", according to the idiot box in her living room.

  • @LDSG_A_Team
    @LDSG_A_Team 23 дня назад

    Pretty sure I went to the high school where the teacher in the thumbnail worked.

  • @lightnight9822
    @lightnight9822 23 дня назад +1

    Half of these are thoughts I’ve thought of at 2:37am on August 20th 2005 ❤️

  • @milliegirl2005
    @milliegirl2005 19 дней назад

    3:58 fu. Let people be themselves

  • @RazorSharpMC
    @RazorSharpMC 23 дня назад

    And that’s why I’m moving to Denmark

  • @SpaceNuggets
    @SpaceNuggets 23 дня назад

    2 mil 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 congrats 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @SKYWORKARMADA
    @SKYWORKARMADA 23 дня назад

    14:06 wouldn't the earth just rip itself and everything apart if it spun so fast it makes the illusion of being circular?

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 23 дня назад

    2:44 honestly I'm not sure what course of action would take for a date that just didn't appreciate it and just decided to use their phone instead of actually watch the movie, there's not much of a good course of action, as it's either an underreaction or an overreaction.

  • @GlennCoco04
    @GlennCoco04 23 дня назад

    PUTTING THE PLAYBACK SPEED ON 0.25X AND WATCHING THE VIDEO AT 10:40 💀

  • @reverse_concept
    @reverse_concept 22 дня назад

    4:23 was a little funny actually

  • @cyn._.absolutesolverr
    @cyn._.absolutesolverr 23 дня назад

    Murder drones memes when
    (take your time pookie)

  • @animallover3328
    @animallover3328 23 дня назад

    14:05 no the earth is shaped like a velociraptor SMH

  • @Danielsgarden-m8j
    @Danielsgarden-m8j 21 день назад

    3:09 thats not even stupid, its just funny and kinda genius

  • @changlymeng9669
    @changlymeng9669 23 дня назад

    As a kid i thought That the Ak-47 Was invented in Iran

  • @twisty3858
    @twisty3858 12 дней назад

    13:41 can’t believe even one person thinks that avoiding causing a disability is ableism, by the same logic if you avoid hitting a pedestrian with your car you’re ableist for denying them paralysis. The discussion of abortion for disabled foetuses is a more nuanced topic but that isn’t the same as it is not preventative.

  • @mrbanana7110
    @mrbanana7110 22 дня назад

    4:10 if you jumped off the door of a commercial airplane even on the ground you could be really injured or even die so don't

  • @Blizzardthesnowdragon
    @Blizzardthesnowdragon 23 дня назад +8

    Psychology major here, the article about minorities being obese because of racism is actually a thing though in the textbook that we use, it specifies that it is systematic racism. Stress due to racism is one thing that contributes to obesity in minorities.

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 23 дня назад +1

      Yeah sure.
      Btw did you know black teens don’t know what a computer is?

    • @catsareexcellent
      @catsareexcellent 22 дня назад +1

      @@reedy_9619you do not have media literacy do you?

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 22 дня назад

      @@catsareexcellent oh but yes I do.
      I possess all the media litteracies. Those weren’t cheap but I made the store run out.

    • @catsareexcellent
      @catsareexcellent 21 день назад +1

      @ yikes 😬 you’re just a troll never mind

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 21 день назад

      @@catsareexcellent
      Nah I just disagree with the verb you used.
      + Insults do not really encourage discussion.
      If you want a discussion you might want to explain yourself if not you can shove it.

  • @GunnerDiaz-s3u
    @GunnerDiaz-s3u 23 дня назад

    I watch these all the time he is my favorite😊

  • @TheRedDepths
    @TheRedDepths 23 дня назад

    0:09 i wonder why not

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 23 дня назад

    I think, in that first one, she’s wondering why they spent their money on a phone instead of saving it for a house
    (I’m not saying she’s correct, I’m saying I just think that’s what she’s thinking)

  • @Warriormon87
    @Warriormon87 22 дня назад

    7:22 that is a fake Kevin Sorbos post. The original said "except for vaccine mandates," not student loan debt.