Dealing With Spies | Engineering 101

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @invenblocker
    @invenblocker 8 лет назад +2491

    "Pretend like you're doing something important"
    Years of school has trained me for this class.

  • @FUNKe
    @FUNKe 8 лет назад +5627

    How do I deal with pesky medics constantly breaking my gun with syringrs? Please help thanks

    • @Jayy5
      @Jayy5 8 лет назад +229

      s

    • @hiyymekuge
      @hiyymekuge 8 лет назад +153

      is easy, is a magic weapons that multiplayer shooter, use to get easy kill or AKA: use the shotgun

    • @chromed5957
      @chromed5957 8 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @chromed5957
      @chromed5957 8 лет назад +6

      If real funk give me a shout out

    • @sheldonuribechavez628
      @sheldonuribechavez628 8 лет назад +6

      Be anouying mentenly taunt after every kill u kill a medic

  • @StormTeeVee
    @StormTeeVee 4 года назад +4145

    Uncle Dane: "get out of here you filthy spy main"
    MrPalidin: "ok" **turns into a medic main**

  • @yeezyyankie324
    @yeezyyankie324 3 года назад +1286

    When realize spy mains are taking note of this
    "He could be any one of us"

    • @jerryzhang5032
      @jerryzhang5032 3 года назад +43

      ohhh i get it ur a spy main
      GET OUT OF HERE

    • @crabking3525
      @crabking3525 3 года назад +4

      Lol I really am

    • @Joseph-s
      @Joseph-s 2 года назад +14

      I love playing engineer partners! Yipi hi hay hoo ha...
      I can't wait to use these tips to counter eng- spies.

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 2 года назад +12

      He could be you
      He could be me
      He could even be-

    • @yeezyyankie324
      @yeezyyankie324 2 года назад +18

      @@Mr.Tw1sty
      Right behind you...
      (I'm a spy main)

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 8 лет назад +6517

    I think this may be the best video you've made Dane. It's not only an incredibly detailed guide of how to deal with one of the most common matchups in the game, but you've presented it with an abundance of charm and good humour. It's clear that a lot of time and effort went into producing this, and I love how faithful it is to the Krusty Krab training video on top of that. Fantastic job, Uncle!

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane  8 лет назад +6204

    SPAHS

  • @thelonleyghast8975
    @thelonleyghast8975 6 лет назад +2282

    MrPaladin forgot to disguise

    • @donvalentino9822
      @donvalentino9822 6 лет назад +29

      The Lonley Ghast
      I just realised that your profile picture is SCP 999
      That makes sense that your helping him!

    • @kelvinsim5730
      @kelvinsim5730 6 лет назад

      Don Valentino, same

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 6 лет назад +3

      999 is best pure blob

    • @MyLullabye
      @MyLullabye 5 лет назад

      SPAHS is sappin poppin ampin happy spy so if your that then you wont disguise

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 5 лет назад

      @@donvalentino9822 gtlet tickle to death is not gonna be funny

  • @Eggs-1232
    @Eggs-1232 3 года назад +888

    The vhs tape: "Made before uncle dane started playing tf2"
    Also the vhs tape: "You all want to see uncle dane opinion on the southern hospitality"

  • @therealx1ras453
    @therealx1ras453 5 лет назад +1444

    4:15
    "Don't backpedal"
    10 seconds later:
    *Backpedals*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +19

      There he goes

    • @nuvinusarintowati8060
      @nuvinusarintowati8060 4 года назад

      Ahahahah yeah

    • @starlot3712
      @starlot3712 4 года назад +2

      Spy with amby: its real free estate

    • @definitelyamagikarp4380
      @definitelyamagikarp4380 4 года назад +5

      I think by backpedal he means walking away with you back towards the spy, backpedaling is walking backward without turning around but it was probably an error on his part

  • @minithegameguy4674
    @minithegameguy4674 5 лет назад +2710

    7:08 The original team fortress game: *looks away nervously*

  • @ChoaiDode
    @ChoaiDode 5 лет назад +475

    “Spah sapyn mah sentrah”
    -Some Texan guy

  • @Vertexx974
    @Vertexx974 3 года назад +523

    “Given that the spy doesn’t cloak and sneak away like a little bitch”
    Had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes

  • @chase_h.01
    @chase_h.01 8 лет назад +2855

    Potato mic kid is flawless. I wish he was reoccuring in Uncle Dane's vids

  • @Nixilikus
    @Nixilikus 8 лет назад +9524

    I love how the entire episode is a spongebob reference

  • @alt00875
    @alt00875 5 лет назад +8645

    When you watch a guide for Engineers when you're actually a Spy main.
    *The Spy*

    • @janb.3600
      @janb.3600 5 лет назад +718

      "I never really was on your side."

    • @lights5651
      @lights5651 5 лет назад +130

      Jan B. While ominous music plays

    • @RearAdmiralTootToot
      @RearAdmiralTootToot 5 лет назад +155

      You even spy around on youtube. Have you no boundaries sir?

    • @cubanpete5615
      @cubanpete5615 5 лет назад +62

      Meet the spy

    • @adamdk4778
      @adamdk4778 5 лет назад +7

      True

  • @PRIME19877
    @PRIME19877 Год назад +9

    8:55 thank you for including the words "bitch" and "spy" in the same sentence without using a counterproductive conjunction such as "isn't", "cant", or "aren't". sincerely - your fellow engineer.

  • @maskofmany9208
    @maskofmany9208 5 лет назад +613

    "watch for mysteriously disappearing ammo and health packs" THAT SINGLE LINE SAVED ME FROM A SPY HOLY CRAP!!!

    • @xXMemelord
      @xXMemelord 4 года назад +50

      Sebastian Mena i actually thought about that very same thing while playing spy, "huh. if people ever payed sttention theyd see a ton if missing ammo."

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 4 года назад +15

      Oh and if you see a default watch spy , he is gonna use any ammo pack laying around(fallen foe/ally's ammo pack) to hop behind you. It's really hard to notice though.

    • @soarinskies1105
      @soarinskies1105 4 года назад +6

      *THE SYSTEM WORKS*

    • @ME0WMERE
      @ME0WMERE Год назад +3

      As a spy main, I can say from experience that virtually no one every follows this advice. It's amazing. I can pick up an ammo and health pack in front of the entire enemy team and nothing will happen.
      Of the people who _have_ noticed (like 10 so far in my 200 hours on spy so far), _over half_ of them turned out to be cheating, meaning they could see me anyway. I wish I were exaggerating.

  • @QuantumManiac160
    @QuantumManiac160 7 лет назад +2120

    At first I was thinking "wow he sounds exactly like MrPaladin"

  • @LucyTheBox
    @LucyTheBox 6 лет назад +650

    -"But what does SPAHS mean?"
    -"I don't know, I tought you were gonna tell me tha-"
    -"It's actually...

  • @Gameknight2169
    @Gameknight2169 4 года назад +585

    As a Spy, I will always expect at least 1 competent pybro in an enemy engie’s nest. As an engie, I always expect to have just about 100% negligence from my team.
    The H in SPAS really does stand for “help from the team”.

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 8 лет назад +1594

    "You can't erect a building without first understand the phrase POOT!"
    "POOT?"
    "It's actually a carefully organized code: it stands for "People Order Our Teleporters".
    "Ah, POOT!"
    "Let's look at a typical heavy. I wonder what he's going to ask the engineer?"
    "ENGINEER! Poot-"
    "Do you think he's going to order A: A sandwich, B: an expensive gun, or C: a teleporter?"
    "-Teleport here!"
    "Ah, POOT! You never let us down!"

    • @anstheramoldchannel6042
      @anstheramoldchannel6042 8 лет назад +76

      "Let's look at a typical heavy. I wonder what he's going to ask the engineer?"
      "ENGINEER! Poot-"
      "Do you think he's going to order A: A sandwich, B: an expensive gun, C: a teleporter, or D: a dispenser?"
      "-Sentry here!"
      "wut"

    • @siscobub
      @siscobub 8 лет назад +5

      Omnywrench I need to tell you something ant that is
      My version is better and yes it's got spoilers for the video

    • @dimo2081
      @dimo2081 8 лет назад +10

      what about POOTIS? x3

    • @MajorMerino
      @MajorMerino 8 лет назад +41

      Zmei pootis is a carefully organised code for
      "People on our team is stupid"

    • @StefanokapO
      @StefanokapO 8 лет назад +1

      Dai Edward haha yeah

  • @mattwilmen9725
    @mattwilmen9725 6 лет назад +1781

    How dare you make such a brilliant spongebob reference

  • @cbarre9937
    @cbarre9937 5 лет назад +3559

    Uncle dane : shows how to deal with spies
    Mr. Paladin : shows how to deal with engineers
    Uncle dane : "suprised pikachu face"

  • @rubygamer5813
    @rubygamer5813 4 года назад +1038

    Me: Watches this about four times
    Also Me: Still tries to engage them in melee combat because I used my only name tag to rename my jag to ‘Wait you’re not my dispenser?!’

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 4 года назад +31

      I love you for this

    • @TheMCzorro
      @TheMCzorro 4 года назад +72

      "Huh. No wonder he wasn't upgrading"

    • @evee_evvillamar4477
      @evee_evvillamar4477 4 года назад +12

      @@TheMCzorro wait why is the upgrading so long?

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 4 года назад +10

      You absolute madlad genius

    • @Artsy_Fella
      @Artsy_Fella 4 года назад +26

      "Hey uh why is my dispenser bleeding"

  • @yellowshyguy2212
    @yellowshyguy2212 4 года назад +510

    When the substitute comes in and puts a movie on:

  • @moopaloopa
    @moopaloopa 4 года назад +1324

    This was my first tf2 vid I ever watched so I actually thought Mr paladin was uncle Dane.

    • @Occycat
      @Occycat 4 года назад +22

      Who’s Mr. Paladin?

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 4 года назад +50

      @@Occycat a spy main

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 4 года назад +11

      @@Occycat on RUclips

    • @mattfromwiisports9414
      @mattfromwiisports9414 4 года назад +67

      @@Occycat Uncle Dane

    • @Occycat
      @Occycat 4 года назад +4

      @@sud1881Oh ok

  • @JG_Wentworth
    @JG_Wentworth 5 лет назад +412

    There was a huge opportunity missed to have there be a running joke about the kid wanting to know about the southern hospitality, similarly to the krabby patty.

  • @william3371
    @william3371 3 года назад +49

    6:24
    This is actually the exact reason why 90% of the time I will disguise as sniper or spy, since it doesn't look really suspicious if you aren't firing.

  • @randomperson5658
    @randomperson5658 5 лет назад +3910

    Why did the Spy cross the road?
    To avoid Scout's child support.

    • @deleriousdutch1179
      @deleriousdutch1179 5 лет назад +81

      I was thinking for a little while... then i realised it was from "meet the spy"

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 5 лет назад +51

      @@deleriousdutch1179 And the comics

    • @austinfletchermusic
      @austinfletchermusic 5 лет назад +80

      *Because he was never really on your side

    • @shayde132
      @shayde132 5 лет назад +25

      @@deleriousdutch1179 in the comics it is shown that the spy is scouts dad.

    • @kaboom1255
      @kaboom1255 5 лет назад +13

      @@shayde132 When you have actually read the comics and get the refrence

  • @iconiclad6817
    @iconiclad6817 6 лет назад +1565

    ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈʸ ˢᵖᶦᵉˢ

  • @lqu
    @lqu 5 лет назад +414

    2:37
    Gosh darn old tapes, they can't even spell neutral correctly!

  • @giaucpham7352
    @giaucpham7352 4 года назад +1432

    Part 3: Dealing with Spy
    Or in another words: Hey wait a minute, this isn’t my KID

    • @doineedanamealtieri3880
      @doineedanamealtieri3880 4 года назад +8

      So unoriginal you stole that from lazypurple

    • @tabyelox3649
      @tabyelox3649 4 года назад +191

      @@doineedanamealtieri3880 yes, its called a reference

    • @kyokonull
      @kyokonull 4 года назад +109

      @@doineedanamealtieri3880 you must be fun at parties!

    • @tavishf.degroot8181
      @tavishf.degroot8181 4 года назад +23

      LAZY PUPRLE FAN SAME!!!

    • @Kryogenix2
      @Kryogenix2 4 года назад +8

      Hahaha yeah so funny quoting a youtuber

  • @Jayy5
    @Jayy5 8 лет назад +515

    ankle dayne verly gould singin mayne

    • @Jayy5
      @Jayy5 8 лет назад +4

      TheDeadlyZipper BAhhh.. bahhh.. ba ba ba ba baaa bahhhh bahhh bahh baahh.

    • @thechosenjuan7920
      @thechosenjuan7920 8 лет назад +2

      +Jayy you mean uncle wayne the bat main

    • @jaidyngear379
      @jaidyngear379 8 лет назад

      +TheDeadlyZipper Dead

    • @Sandskun
      @Sandskun 8 лет назад

      ancle dayn is verree, verrry gud senttree mann

    • @chocolateskull6239
      @chocolateskull6239 8 лет назад

      True

  • @exiist9838
    @exiist9838 7 лет назад +135

    My god that southern hospitality scene was awesome

  • @quinnandvalor9657
    @quinnandvalor9657 7 лет назад +567

    3:50 NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

    • @dopadream
      @dopadream 7 лет назад +22

      Uncle Dane the Time Traveling Engie Main

    • @yinzn5022
      @yinzn5022 6 лет назад +6

      ...that means,
      Jon..
      Nuuuu
      That’s
      Not possible
      NOOOOOOOO

    • @JamesthePizzaMan
      @JamesthePizzaMan 6 лет назад +6

      Sounds like Phil Swift from the Flex Seal commercial.

    • @arthurwheresthelambsauce4797
      @arthurwheresthelambsauce4797 6 лет назад +8

      +James Worden no shit sherlock

    • @natahndolar2142
      @natahndolar2142 6 лет назад +8

      I SAWED THIS ENGINEER IN HALF and repaired it with only Flex Tape!

  • @elikoffman4344
    @elikoffman4344 4 года назад +86

    I like how the Southern Hospitality is basically a straight upgrade to stock in a sever without random crits. The fire damage vulnerability basically means nothing because when is a pyro going to get close to an engineer.

    • @Nickwilde7755
      @Nickwilde7755 Год назад +5

      When there is no sentry and the pyros single braincell is split between holding W and M1

    • @rachelloftus2074
      @rachelloftus2074 Год назад +1

      When it's a 2fort engi with one braincell when it comes to sentry placement and you have the dragon fury

    • @Nickwilde7755
      @Nickwilde7755 Год назад +1

      @@rachelloftus2074 or ya know, MEEEEDIIIIC

  • @breebls8167
    @breebls8167 8 лет назад +147

    Ever notice how often TF2 youtubers collab with each other? Really feels like a community.

    • @lmpdghsas2446
      @lmpdghsas2446 8 лет назад +2

      you stupid

    • @breebls8167
      @breebls8167 8 лет назад +7

      smiley sundae You're*.

    • @lmpdghsas2446
      @lmpdghsas2446 8 лет назад

      +Kenmendor512 no i did that on purpose its a meme

    • @rovidecena5351
      @rovidecena5351 8 лет назад

      +smiley sundae It was pretty good. A winner is you.

    • @breebls8167
      @breebls8167 8 лет назад +6

      smiley sundae A pretty stupid meme, though. I would have honestly preferred if you actually had horrible grammar.

  • @crexxer7180
    @crexxer7180 8 лет назад +376

    I didn't know VHS tapes could buffer...

  • @graysongdl
    @graysongdl 8 лет назад +222

    *Is an ancient video from long before Dane started playing TF2*
    *1080p with weapon skins*

    • @coatman4927
      @coatman4927 7 лет назад +30

      Graysongdl seems legit

    • @will.carroll04
      @will.carroll04 7 лет назад +7

      Graysongdl what if uncle Dane is that kid...

  • @MattyMatthew-m4o
    @MattyMatthew-m4o 4 года назад +33

    The "pretend you're busy" thing is so god damn effective its unbelievable.
    Sometimes when I KNOW someone is a spy and hes coming near me, i will just semi look away, pretend im afk, but only far enough that hes still at the corner of my screen. And then when he gets close enough he can enjoy some shotgun meatshots or wrench crit to the face. They fall for it every time.

    • @alexandersucaldito8236
      @alexandersucaldito8236 3 года назад

      I know rigth and it so satisfying to punished then when they fall for it

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 5 лет назад +299

    1:23 huh
    So u live with a pyro?
    It would make sense because engineers and pyros are the 2nd best combo

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle 6 лет назад +179

    7:16 “...and has baffled video game historians for century’s”
    Shows a picture of matpat, Jontron, and the nostalgia critic in a lab.
    ... PERFECT.
    10/10
    (Edit) this is the first time I've reached over 100 likes on a comment. O.o

    • @gootstep3356
      @gootstep3356 5 лет назад +2

      Chris, chris, chris, chris... that’s DOUGH WALKER

  • @dylanshedd6774
    @dylanshedd6774 5 лет назад +782

    Stay away
    Pretend you're busy
    Awareness
    Help from your teammates
    Sapper technique

  • @sonicitnyre
    @sonicitnyre 4 года назад +659

    What do I do if my teams medic is ubering the spy while he’s constantly sapping my sentry

    • @arrowtt3364
      @arrowtt3364 4 года назад +168

      Cry

    • @bluemrgutsy8351
      @bluemrgutsy8351 4 года назад +25

      Well he has a gibus soooo......

    • @nobodycares7364
      @nobodycares7364 3 года назад +51

      Just take your sentry and run into safer place, ubered spy can't do a shit

    • @sonicitnyre
      @sonicitnyre 3 года назад +30

      @@nobodycares7364 would of been a safer thing to do but I just had my pybro friend just help stop the sappers but he should of just air blasted the spy. The spy did eventually leave though

    • @nobodycares7364
      @nobodycares7364 3 года назад +6

      @@sonicitnyre yeah that will be good

  • @mwh6043
    @mwh6043 6 лет назад +612

    3:49
    HE PREDICTED THE MEME!

    • @Thestarman122
      @Thestarman122 6 лет назад +33

      the first commercial was in 2017 and this is in 2016 so yes

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 6 лет назад +5

      *That spoi isan enimnemy*

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 6 лет назад +1

      Thats a lotta da midge

    • @fanfanlingo3878
      @fanfanlingo3878 6 лет назад

      Cringe Control what

    • @deaxs
      @deaxs 6 лет назад +4

      Sorry, but the 'Extreme Bucket Demo' came out in Dec 2015. But, just imagine if it came out in 2017. That would be funny af.

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 4 года назад +42

    This guy is actually the coolest engineer ive ever seen

  • @thotdestroyer4j164
    @thotdestroyer4j164 7 лет назад +505

    *Up Next:* "Dealing with Engineers | Spies 404" _By: MrPaladin_
    Ok

    • @mkfivesix
      @mkfivesix 6 лет назад +1

      It happened lol

    • @dani12312
      @dani12312 6 лет назад +1

      *ANCLE DAN*

    • @pbj8961
      @pbj8961 6 лет назад

      😂

    • @paolo2763
      @paolo2763 6 лет назад

      It isn't actually a tutorial, tho... is just "look just how cool I am in this unedited 30 min footage"

  • @USAFreewayROTF
    @USAFreewayROTF 3 года назад +43

    I wanna share my experience as a Pybro when I was playing 2fort constantly, even though I'm main Engi.
    I was alone in the intelligence room with the Engineer's buildings. Everything was quiet except for the beeping of the friendly sentry...
    I suddenly hear someone decloaking, and he saps the sentry! I try chasing him, but he somehow manages to avoid the flames!
    He then proceeds to grab the intel and he almost makes his getaway.
    Panicking, I quickly swing the Homewrecker on the sapped sentry, removing the sapper. The sentry nailed the Spy and saved the intel.
    After that, I almost never use any other melee when playing Pyro.

  • @cal5587
    @cal5587 5 лет назад +151

    Wait in the intro for the cassette, you can see a shotgun with a jungle inferno skin but it was made before then. I CALL THEY ARE TIME TRAVELLERS!

    • @alibouk227
      @alibouk227 5 лет назад +3

      wait... WHAT !?

    • @kachowgang808yt4
      @kachowgang808yt4 5 лет назад

      Huh?

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +2

      The one in the gameplay?

    • @deerby1500
      @deerby1500 4 года назад +13

      Thats civic duty, it was a skin before jungle inferno. All Mk.II warpaints are warpaint versions of already existing skins so you can put them on whatever you want. Before, you didnt have control over which weapon would have the skin

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 4 года назад +1

      You would know all about time, Hat Kid

  • @thomashalsted1888
    @thomashalsted1888 4 года назад +347

    "… and has baffled Video Game historians for centuries."
    I see MattPat, I am amused.

    • @vdubden10
      @vdubden10 4 года назад +17

      But, hey! That's just a theory
      A GAME THEORY!!!

    • @bucketofchicken8325
      @bucketofchicken8325 4 года назад +3

      Vincent Weinhold No

    • @bucketofchicken8325
      @bucketofchicken8325 4 года назад +12

      If you watch his overwatch v tf2 video he doesn’t know anything on it and is just cashing in on the popularity of tf2

    • @DeskFan
      @DeskFan 4 года назад +2

      @@bucketofchicken8325 its a joke ye dumb fuck

    • @keplay_sk5136
      @keplay_sk5136 4 года назад +2

      @@vdubden10 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cut!

  • @wheresthenearestobligatory7080
    @wheresthenearestobligatory7080 8 лет назад +24

    I love these videos. They're like tutorials or school type educational videos, but they're edited wonderfully, and they help me understand the game more. Keep it up!

  • @Jake_Josh
    @Jake_Josh 4 года назад +98

    The fact the buffering tricked me makes me feel old.

  • @thane732
    @thane732 8 лет назад +398

    Can someone help me? The video keeps buffering just before Uncle Dane reveals his opinion on the Southern Hospitality ;-;

    • @117pyromaniac
      @117pyromaniac 8 лет назад +67

      +Pinkie Pie Just keep trying, it'll work eventually.

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  8 лет назад +209

      Try refreshing the page

    • @ChillJesterSquad
      @ChillJesterSquad 8 лет назад +11

      +Uncle Dane Try Refreshing (Insert Your Mother) : SPY INITIATION COMPLETE

    • @youdidntreadthis5948
      @youdidntreadthis5948 8 лет назад +25

      +Pinkie Pie Try restarting your computer, and if that doesn't work, try a new computer? His opinion on it is very good.

    • @MsQueenOfDance
      @MsQueenOfDance 8 лет назад +3

      +YouDidntReadthis I'm having the same problem on my mobile device. any ideas on how to fix it?

  • @calebalmeida3474
    @calebalmeida3474 4 года назад +129

    I only just now got that SPAHS is a shortened version of the engine’s voice line when his building get sapped 3:04

    • @beep6205
      @beep6205 3 года назад +1

      B r u h .

    • @Juicedbelmont
      @Juicedbelmont 3 года назад +4

      Spah sappin mah sentreh

    • @sbddoessomething275
      @sbddoessomething275 2 года назад

      once i encountered a voiceline n which engi said "scout sappin mah sentry"

  • @gleamingonion
    @gleamingonion 5 лет назад +302

    Uncle Dane: Dealing with Spies
    Mr. Paladin: Dealing with Engineers
    A random F2P Sniper:
    Razorback XDD

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +15

      Gun:exists
      Razorback:oh no

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 года назад +9

      Valve: heres a new razorback but it just blocks all damage you're welcome I cant see this as unbalanced at all

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 4 года назад +9

      @@boomeronet7888
      - immune to all damage from enemies
      - -99% hp on wearer
      - you get 1 damage per second if you don't move or crouch
      - you die after shooting 2 bullets
      - you cannot use your melee weapon

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 4 года назад +2

      ah yes, the 2 rivals fighting while the sniper is preparing to take home the prize. Will he kill both successfully, or will he miss and be found out? who knows...

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 года назад +1

      @@disc_00 just use an smg to die instantly

  • @mr.biersaefer6455
    @mr.biersaefer6455 2 года назад +16

    To be a true Engineer Main, you must also main Spy,
    to further improve your knowledge of the Spy and
    better protect your buildings.
    And to be a true Spy main, you must also main Engineer,
    to help better destroy their buildings and
    know what the engineer will most likely do.

  • @miguelhuck5831
    @miguelhuck5831 5 лет назад +85

    "Dealing with spies"
    *10 HOURS OF RAGING*

  • @drbright8639
    @drbright8639 8 лет назад +93

    I accidentally crafted a southern hospitality

    • @carnoyoutubeman
      @carnoyoutubeman 8 лет назад

      Intensified010 :p ho- how?

    • @drbright8639
      @drbright8639 8 лет назад

      I found an ambassador and o had scrap metal and i was messing around with crafting then i put the ambassador and scrap metal

    • @leonard3667
      @leonard3667 8 лет назад +9

      then use it as a recipe for the jag

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah bc gun mettle fixed the broken jag from a long time ago

  • @ordo3297
    @ordo3297 8 лет назад +164

    I feel bad for falling for Mr. Paladin being Uncle Dane... Them sneaky frenchmen..

    • @Sableye17
      @Sableye17 2 года назад

      It was obvious he's the blue spy

  • @MagicDonut6172
    @MagicDonut6172 4 года назад +66

    “Directed by dell conagher”
    That’s a nice call back to the comic’s

  • @leman8626
    @leman8626 8 лет назад +37

    |S|tay away
    |P|retend you're busy
    |A|wareness
    |H|elp from your teammates
    |S|apper Technique

  • @williamyang19
    @williamyang19 8 лет назад +100

    12:34 I thought I was watching a VHS tape not a fucking youtube video

    • @baazam
      @baazam 7 лет назад

      HA! NICE TRY Uncle Dave! I'm on mobile!

  • @redphysical565
    @redphysical565 8 лет назад +343

    This is why we lost Mr. Paladin, Dane kicked him from TF2.

  • @bit-zh4gu
    @bit-zh4gu 3 года назад +51

    Uncle Dane: “hey so this as been around longer than I’ve been playing”
    Tape: “would you like to hear the opinion of the one and only uncle Dane???”

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +5

      He mains engie, clearly he’s smart enough to figure out time travel.

    • @gelatinbfdi2763
      @gelatinbfdi2763 10 месяцев назад

      Uncle Dane is a family name, duh

  • @MarshalN
    @MarshalN 6 лет назад +86

    I actually prefer wrenching my spies. Faster, cleaner, and they can't anticipate when I'll go for them instead of the sapper

    • @fuz5567
      @fuz5567 5 лет назад +8

      Well, a primary point of his video was that being within melee distance of a spy is almost always a bad idea. soooo....

    • @Favmir
      @Favmir 5 лет назад +1

      @@fuz5567 you can avoid facestabs if you know how.

    • @fuz5567
      @fuz5567 5 лет назад +11

      @@Favmir lmfao not really dude. sometimes luck just doesn't favor you. facestabs aren't trickstabs, they're glitches.

    • @oldassaccount9157
      @oldassaccount9157 5 лет назад

      And then we trickstab you for being stupid enough to try to melee a spy.

    • @oldassaccount9157
      @oldassaccount9157 5 лет назад

      And we can taunt because the sapper is still sapping the sentry

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 5 лет назад +20

    6:56 Leaked candidate for the Best Horror Movie of 2019 award.

  • @soup1901
    @soup1901 6 лет назад +106

    That's what Uncle Dane taught me to do to BACKSTABBERS.

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 лет назад

      Soup let mr.paladin hide your sneaky ass back in france

    • @Veerslol
      @Veerslol 5 лет назад

      That’s what my uncle taught me to do to backstabbers

    • @elaigamiao7527
      @elaigamiao7527 5 лет назад

      dats wat dane thought me do to with spahs now i am a anti-spy

  • @fireteamalpha3754
    @fireteamalpha3754 4 года назад +60

    Uncle Dane: dealing with spies 101
    Video starts with mr paladins voice
    *hold up*

  • @viewer4101
    @viewer4101 8 лет назад +314

    UncleBob SquareDane

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 5 лет назад +434

    Uncle Dane: Lazy, what kind of defense if this?
    Lazy: *I am the defense!*
    Edit: This was a very shitty overused joke I have no idea how I survived this long without being demolished by toxicity. Thx for being extra nice today, people of the internet!

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap 4 года назад +2

      Classic Animations Y e S.

    • @agentpb8260
      @agentpb8260 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @WeeGail6
      @WeeGail6 4 года назад

      Heavy: *Am I a joke to you, comrade?*

    • @boobam4865
      @boobam4865 4 года назад

      Classic Animations wow

    • @sharko3211
      @sharko3211 4 года назад

      I feel like this can be seen on every Uncle Dane video. Thank god

  • @dman09629
    @dman09629 8 лет назад +6

    Perfectly reference/re-creation to/of Spongebob. Used the perfect amount of its humor, but made it completely related to TF2 and took it out of the sea. Best video I have seen in forever hands down.

  • @fun-epersonnproductions4002
    @fun-epersonnproductions4002 3 года назад +14

    8:00 Perfect visual representation of how it feels to play Spy for me:

  • @endomanen
    @endomanen 8 лет назад +1250

    Darn spies... They just sapped the end of the video!
    Edit: 4 years later and apparently this comment is on 1,2k likes. Damn.

  • @tree1915
    @tree1915 5 лет назад +91

    The true way to defeat the French spy is to steal all their bread, i have my reasons.

    • @D_U_N_E
      @D_U_N_E 4 года назад +2

      Hrmm... Think bread wants to be saved.

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol 4 года назад +1

      so you want to be kidnapped

    • @harchosmia
      @harchosmia 4 года назад +1

      Teleport it.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 года назад

      I think the best way to defeat the French is to send your tanks through the Ardennes

    • @fahrezadhia
      @fahrezadhia 4 года назад

      Soldier already did steal those breads

  • @heftylad
    @heftylad 8 лет назад +393

    I'm a spy. I just wanna know your tactics so i can outsmart you all. GENIUS

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 8 лет назад +24

      But you do realise that engineers watch spy guides too.

    • @heftylad
      @heftylad 8 лет назад +14

      TheKitek200 fair enough

    • @lordofbanana6869
      @lordofbanana6869 8 лет назад +2

      +Prince Grottle What's wrong with you, that'll get us killed! Hey you're behaving a bit strange is everything alrighJASHDUHASID

    • @thepotatolord2139
      @thepotatolord2139 8 лет назад +1

      Wait what is happeVFVBFNSGNFDNBGJIDMKJBN

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 8 лет назад +3

      Prince Grotle
      No, there's still me - your cancerous mini-sentry friend, and i've built a teleporter up your collegues' asses.

  • @532isthebestnumber
    @532isthebestnumber 4 года назад +36

    I thought it said “Dancing With Spies”.
    That was the whole reason that I clicked on this.

  • @Firemaster102
    @Firemaster102 8 лет назад +88

    Other wise those to things, This video was very very helpful!(better than most TF2 guides on steam XD) Thanks for making it! :D

    • @Firemaster102
      @Firemaster102 8 лет назад +1

      *two

    • @Firemaster102
      @Firemaster102 8 лет назад +1

      Also, nice Spongebob reference! :P

    • @aegis29
      @aegis29 8 лет назад

      Oh, hey! It's the one and only legendary Piss Sniper main themself, Absolute Disaster. Nice to see you here.

    • @Firemaster102
      @Firemaster102 8 лет назад +1

      Same to you :D

    • @Max-hl3wp
      @Max-hl3wp 8 лет назад +2

      ECHS DEEEE

  • @baotaku
    @baotaku 7 лет назад +374

    Uncle Dane is sapping his recorder withe the red tape recorder!

    • @javier-kx4yo
      @javier-kx4yo 7 лет назад +3

      BaoPlays Gaming And Updates lol nice spelling

    • @skeletrone5594
      @skeletrone5594 7 лет назад +2

      Wait what? Sapping recorder? Where

    • @yvanylianangalot8249
      @yvanylianangalot8249 6 лет назад +5

      You play roblox ewwww

    • @Ctrlalta
      @Ctrlalta 6 лет назад +2

      aiden daily BOI roblox is Filled with oders

    • @kjkhoo3680
      @kjkhoo3680 6 лет назад

      ok brainwashed cowcow fanboy

  • @Michael_3865
    @Michael_3865 5 лет назад +32

    Uncle Dane: The guide to dealing with those sneaky Frenchmen has actually been around longer than i have been playing TF2.
    Me: Sure, Ankle Dan, but how do they know that you're a youtube channel?

  • @thekeeperofsecrets9680
    @thekeeperofsecrets9680 2 года назад +3

    I love how thoroughly you committed to the bit. XD
    This is amazing, and actually really helpful.

  • @nlnjawacky
    @nlnjawacky 4 года назад +8

    I still listen to this video while doing homework. Uncle Dane's voice and engineer guides are the best thing ever: ASMR + Gaming

  • @waffloesh7862
    @waffloesh7862 8 лет назад +11

    The Krusty Krab Training Video was one of my favorite episodes, and this is even better.

  • @daniloking223
    @daniloking223 5 лет назад +190

    5:32 my dude used the dentist meme before it was even invented

  • @Gomper_the_memer
    @Gomper_the_memer 4 года назад +10

    Mean while in a diffrent universe. Engi: Sentry sapping mah spy

  • @diamond_tango
    @diamond_tango 5 лет назад +76

    SPAHS
    Stay away
    Pretend you’re busy
    Awareness
    Help from your teammates
    Sapper technique

  • @CaptainRayFox
    @CaptainRayFox 8 лет назад +199

    When I heard Mr. Paladin's voice im like wait just a fucking minute, is this uncle dane, i was so confused lol.

    • @TheCelticFox
      @TheCelticFox 8 лет назад +12

      Yeah it had me doin a double take too. lol

    • @cheahyeah7134
      @cheahyeah7134 8 лет назад +5

      same

    • @odin9868
      @odin9868 8 лет назад +1

      same XD

    • @Tvde1
      @Tvde1 8 лет назад

      I think it was a spy

    • @wouju9600
      @wouju9600 8 лет назад +5

      Spy sappin my video

  • @aboredfellow1448
    @aboredfellow1448 5 лет назад +580

    *when you are a medic main and watch this video for engineers because spies always get you*
    Wait, thats illegal.

  • @maroonweaboo
    @maroonweaboo 3 года назад +32

    I find it funny that SPAHS is a type of shotgun irl, and engie's main weapon is a shotgun!

    • @jonesylemon4345
      @jonesylemon4345 3 года назад +2

      It's called the spas right?

    • @watchersomwhere7175
      @watchersomwhere7175 3 года назад

      Close enough

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 3 года назад

      Franchi SPAS*

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 года назад

      @@S3verusMyG Frenchie Spies ?

    • @maroonweaboo
      @maroonweaboo 2 года назад +1

      @@jonesylemon4345 eh, close enough :)
      Also, the SPAS comes from my mother land, Italy 🇮🇹! ❤

  • @oof340
    @oof340 5 лет назад +154

    Team-becouse your playing on teams
    fortress:your defending a fortress
    2=means theres 2 teams

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 5 лет назад +7

      Also because this is the new version of the original.

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 5 лет назад +10

      Rigil Kent Angeles we dont talk about that

    • @gootstep3356
      @gootstep3356 5 лет назад +7

      Team-because you can’t spell
      Fortress:you’ve never been consistent while writing
      2=you are toooooooo silly

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 4 года назад +1

      2 because there was Quake Team Fortress and Team Fortress Classic

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +1

      The 2 relates to my mental sanity points. 2 out of 100

  • @thunderbitez5063
    @thunderbitez5063 4 года назад +71

    Me a spy main watching this to counter the counter: The Spy

  • @MASF_
    @MASF_ 6 лет назад +64

    That Uncle Dane is a Mr. Paladin! :O

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 5 лет назад

      MASF Reload o no

    • @Veerslol
      @Veerslol 5 лет назад

      Oh wow, thanks for telling us jk

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад

      Well now, the moment has passed, get to work!

  • @CVswhndja
    @CVswhndja 3 года назад +9

    11:23 caught me off guard

  • @Spectre1122
    @Spectre1122 5 лет назад +19

    3:49
    Phil Swift: « THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE! »

  • @driftking3583
    @driftking3583 8 лет назад +81

    My favorite part honestly was with MrPaladin XD

    • @driftking3583
      @driftking3583 8 лет назад

      Purifyerino Kripperino Radda rADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA.

    • @maplepuff2358
      @maplepuff2358 8 лет назад

      Schnitzel; look! A Froggy Apple Crumble Thumpkin!

    • @denialz1460
      @denialz1460 7 лет назад

      Jorgen VonStrangle xD

  • @enclavecomms.officer5219
    @enclavecomms.officer5219 4 года назад +5

    can we just talk about how much of an absolute bop the intro theme is for this guy?

  • @kechapper
    @kechapper 3 года назад +22

    2:32 I know it's a joke but never underestimate a Pyro Main's after burn and w + m1

  • @ambi_cc8464
    @ambi_cc8464 6 лет назад +79

    4:03 *ha ha, that's a load of bull*

  • @ShinySilverGamer
    @ShinySilverGamer 8 лет назад +4

    I swear to God Dane you need a T.V. show. The shit you post is too good for only 184k people! This needs to be international!

  • @zachm1709
    @zachm1709 5 лет назад +6

    I really love the way you started this

  • @BravoEditz82511
    @BravoEditz82511 4 года назад +8

    3:15 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I SUBBED