Genshin Impact Characters VS Google Translate [Part 2]

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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2022
  • Genshin Impact is a game with tons of lore. Therefore, every character, every weapon, and even every item tends to have a backstory... It'd be quite a shame if we took those character backstories and ran them through Google Translate quite a few times... Though it'd also be quite funny. Which is why I did exactly that.
    The video with the first half of the characters can be found here:
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    The Shenhe art in the thumbnail was drawn by szkn2b
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Комментарии • 271

  • @anidiot3708
    @anidiot3708 2 года назад +715

    "There are two types of lighting: the island dog and the average dog"

    • @newbie4789
      @newbie4789 2 года назад +35

      I lost at this point 😂😂

    • @anidiot3708
      @anidiot3708 2 года назад +15

      @@newbie4789 me too 😭😭

    • @shinisnotonfire
      @shinisnotonfire 2 года назад +8

      so true

    • @yosano_akiko_ada
      @yosano_akiko_ada 2 года назад +16

      @@newbie4789 i lost it at the end, when it goes no need to flirt XD 😆😆

    • @Ghostfoxkori
      @Ghostfoxkori 2 года назад +30

      Gorou and Taroumaru

  • @shinisnotonfire
    @shinisnotonfire 2 года назад +316

    "she is easily distracted by quests and tries to escape obstacles"
    me playing genshin lmao

  • @fradonjager4676
    @fradonjager4676 2 года назад +525

    For those wondering about gender changes, some languages dont have any difference in pronouns of different genders, so when translated back to english, it takes the masculine form.

    • @RolandLory
      @RolandLory 2 года назад +64

      And also, there is languages that has gender defined verbs, which are by default translated as masculine if there's no contextual pronouns in the sentence.

    • @timothy7273
      @timothy7273 2 года назад +18

      @@RolandLory A great example of that would be Spanish

    • @alexstrife-sinclair6391
      @alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 года назад +4

      And Latin

    • @croissora
      @croissora 2 года назад +2

      yeah

    • @grieferbrainrot
      @grieferbrainrot Год назад

      @@timothy7273 And arab

  • @MINYOUNG0408
    @MINYOUNG0408 2 года назад +441

    The translated versions honestly sounds like me when I try to explain my dreams😭

    • @baked_pxtato
      @baked_pxtato 2 года назад +19

      God how do you sleep at night?

    • @haridevrajesh7426
      @haridevrajesh7426 2 года назад +7

      relatable

    • @Xiraz
      @Xiraz 2 года назад +18

      @@baked_pxtato simple.
      I don’t :)

    • @Satono3606
      @Satono3606 2 года назад

      @@baked_pxtato The thing is, how you sleep with that antlers?

    • @nursiumz7238
      @nursiumz7238 2 года назад +3

      Have you ever had that dream when.. when you-

  • @adnine1765
    @adnine1765 2 года назад +72

    "he's a bastard and a good person" i cackled so hard

  • @firfurr
    @firfurr 2 года назад +125

    Okay, "hot deciduous women" definitely take the cake

    • @niak8529
      @niak8529 2 года назад +16

      Traveller's got a thing for dryads apparently

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад +3

      *looks at a tree* oh yea baby

  • @browniesansnoix
    @browniesansnoix 2 года назад +103

    "Easily distracted by quests and tries to escape obstacles" is me when I'm farming

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад +2

      me when doing the main story and getting distracted and doing every world quest instead

  • @Kitty4641
    @Kitty4641 2 года назад +114

    ''There are 2 types of Lighting: The Island dog, and the Average dog.''
    I'm confused.

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад

      taromarou vs brave (dog by one of the geo statues)

  • @brunetteartist2750
    @brunetteartist2750 2 года назад +83

    "Don't worry, the forest will not take you out of the city" 😂😂

  • @deathdragon789
    @deathdragon789 2 года назад +89

    “There are no gods but those who have died in pain”
    Xiao: *looks away*

  • @tsuki3702
    @tsuki3702 2 года назад +372

    "The Czech accent is relatively light due to its enduring nature, inabilty to express love for others and no odor"
    this killed me

    • @mayarlis
      @mayarlis 2 года назад +25

      As person from Czech Republic... What?

    • @hanoianboy9562
      @hanoianboy9562 2 года назад +5

      thatsoundslikepurewhitecotton clothing

    • @tayyan8572
      @tayyan8572 2 года назад +17

      As a Czech person, I can confirm. Except for the no odor part, idk where that came from.

    • @taylorswiftsgf
      @taylorswiftsgf 2 года назад +3

      omg fellow czech people in the replies!! dropnete svoje uid? :)

    • @v.bogdanova5402
      @v.bogdanova5402 2 года назад +2

      @@taylorswiftsgf not a czech but im bulgarian, id like to add u since i dont have many friends :(

  • @eyebrowlover75
    @eyebrowlover75 2 года назад +20

    "She is a passionate and passionate woman"
    dang bro,ningguang is so passionate!

  • @granduqueenu8215
    @granduqueenu8215 2 года назад +37

    Never knew I main a pagan sociologist. This changes everything.

  • @orusxii
    @orusxii 2 года назад +49

    "Kiki" that's definetly not how I pronounced Qiqis name at the first time guys

    • @CoralSparkle
      @CoralSparkle 2 года назад

      In Greek Qiqi's name is pronounced like that so I have a reason for pronouncing her name like that XD

    • @h4tedbylife
      @h4tedbylife Год назад

      i pronounce keqing as keking 😭

  • @Luminenance
    @Luminenance 2 года назад +45

    It just released, but I know it's going to be chaotic.

    • @Luminenance
      @Luminenance 2 года назад +1

      @@niinaniiloinfinland6620 indeed

  • @chiiyun_
    @chiiyun_ 2 года назад +210

    “Sounds like what most teenage girls think they can do with star signs” LMAODJ

    • @salceds
      @salceds 2 года назад +7

      i started throwing up at that point its so funny

    • @croissora
      @croissora 2 года назад

      KSJAOJCEKDMKD

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 2 года назад

      teenage girls @ me constantly: damn you a scorpio? you're a horndog murderous psychopath also i hate you

  • @Jammy1up
    @Jammy1up 2 года назад +58

    Traveler's translation was Unironically pretty accurate

  • @sleeper5905
    @sleeper5905 2 года назад +67

    The fact that he did this manually....
    I fear his health

    • @kaustubhpandey7304
      @kaustubhpandey7304 2 года назад +1

      Wait, we have one?

    • @cmool
      @cmool 2 года назад

      ???

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 2 года назад

      @@kaustubhpandey7304 didnt he said that he translated it manually?

    • @kaustubhpandey7304
      @kaustubhpandey7304 2 года назад

      @@sleeper5905 I was talking bout health

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 2 года назад

      @@kaustubhpandey7304 ohh, sry

  • @someguynamedtom9873
    @someguynamedtom9873 2 года назад +19

    Ah yes, my favourite cryo character cinnamon

  • @petal8364
    @petal8364 2 года назад +13

    “Naruto’s shrine” Yup, sounds about right.

  • @mooseoncaffeine
    @mooseoncaffeine 2 года назад +75

    It got "went to see the movie flash" in Thomas voiceline from the Arabic translation, most likely.
    Inazuma means Lighting (I'm pretty sure at least) and lightning in Arabic means "برق" (Barq), which also translates to Flash. Im not sure where it got the movie part from.

  • @reii69420
    @reii69420 2 года назад +11

    Hear that kids? If you sleep as much as you can in your schedule, you can become a ninja!

  • @HPFireYT
    @HPFireYT 2 года назад +15

    Im happy that Tartarus was a pagan sociologist. I do wonder about the past tense though

  • @RolandLory
    @RolandLory 2 года назад +106

    I want part 3 with important or memorable npcs. For example: Paimon, Katheryne, Timmie, Dvalin, Liben, Madame Ping, Teppei, and so on.
    Missed first part, but after watching both of them it might be my favorite series.

    • @thecrazyremy
      @thecrazyremy 2 года назад

      They would need official descriptions

    • @RolandLory
      @RolandLory 2 года назад +1

      ​@@thecrazyremy From what I understand he takes this descriptions not from the game but from the wiki, and I've seen there pages for all memorable npcs.

    • @fandomcollector6511
      @fandomcollector6511 Год назад

      Taffy is a member of the Watsumi army that fights against the General Thunder War and the Visions of the Hunter Empire. At first he worked in the back, then he was sent to the front and assigned to Zovya.

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад

      don’t forget best boy taromarou

  • @pyrobunni2870
    @pyrobunni2870 2 года назад +25

    "Teeth must be calm"
    Me:Wtf google translate

  • @Mont11037
    @Mont11037 2 года назад +19

    “When Taisha played the role of Gonji, her daughter made a big sacrifice at Naruto’s shrine” 🤔

  • @nekuarisato3975
    @nekuarisato3975 2 года назад +20

    Itto really likes Ayato bro, comfirmed

  • @bmbdll
    @bmbdll 2 года назад +7

    "mom can we have genshin"
    "no we have genshin at home"
    genshin at home:

  • @aotumn8706
    @aotumn8706 2 года назад +20

    "but they didn't want to be like him because Andrew was the leader of the pack of wolves that adopted the boy" What's wrong with Andrew huh?

  • @shahnawazahmed710
    @shahnawazahmed710 2 года назад +12

    Zhongli's description: he's a bas-
    Me: *dies from squealing laughter*

  • @bahamuttss
    @bahamuttss 2 года назад +129

    Time for each character
    0:40 Ayato
    1:17 Mona
    2:19 Ningguang
    3:11 Noelle
    3:59 Qiqi
    5:03 Raiden Shogun / Ei
    5:56 Razor
    7:04 Rosaria
    7:44 Kokomi
    8:30 Sayu
    9:04 Shenhe
    10:01 Sucrose
    10:44 Tartaglia / Childe
    11:57 Thoma
    12:57 Traveler / Aether / Lumine
    14:00 Venti
    14:42 Xiangling
    15:37 Xiao
    16:30 Xingqiu
    17:16 Xinyan
    17:58 Yae Miko
    19:01 Yanfei
    19:54 Yoimiya
    20:32 Yun Jin
    21:24 Zhongli
    That all for the character here ehe, I did a comment similiar to this in the Part 1

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 2 года назад +17

    I love how google translate Sayu is the exact opposite

  • @patricktabs3504
    @patricktabs3504 2 года назад +19

    Rosaria actually became like a nun lmao.

  • @Groaza101
    @Groaza101 2 года назад +16

    I've noticed for a while but man you're voice is so soothing , it freakin relaxes the shit out of me

  • @tigerhat1029
    @tigerhat1029 2 года назад +7

    I want a version of this where people try to guess on who's description that is cus that would be funny trying to guess whos description that is

  • @paulwhiterabbit
    @paulwhiterabbit 2 года назад +49

    traveler cares about "HOT DECIDUOUS WOMEN", I never thought the harem archon meme is somewhat canon.

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад +1

      *walks up to a 100 year old tree* hey baby

  • @HahaYes540
    @HahaYes540 2 года назад +7

    Zhongli lied, the forest took me out of the city 💀

  • @Daniel-jv7ez
    @Daniel-jv7ez 2 года назад +11

    I think the travelers translate a description is more of a description of the players 😂🤣

  • @akiruccino7080
    @akiruccino7080 2 года назад +25

    i laughed so hard i literally started crying

  • @ihateAllOfYouDumbAsses
    @ihateAllOfYouDumbAsses 2 года назад +52

    Yae Miko’s description translated sounds like it could be a real character description tho

  • @abbi_ee
    @abbi_ee 2 года назад +22

    FINALLY. PART 2!
    ive been waiting for this for so long

  • @raven2040
    @raven2040 2 года назад +15

    Basically my dreams lol.
    For the next video, you can play the music backwards when you're reading the translated description or just make the music sound weird or something. I think this would add a bit of 🌶

  • @syntetickypocity
    @syntetickypocity 2 года назад +6

    Qiqi's czech accent, oh bartobas

  • @nommahn
    @nommahn 2 года назад +4

    Childe a phosiologist and warrior

  • @Simmlex
    @Simmlex 2 года назад +4

    HELP! YOU LIED! THE FOREST IS ABDUCTING ME!!!

  • @ambivert_ed
    @ambivert_ed 2 года назад +6

    should not have watched this while eating dinner 🤣

  • @soumikg6357
    @soumikg6357 2 года назад +8

    Oh man! I waited long enough for part-2. And I laughed as hard as the first one. I don't often add videos to my playlists but this one is going straight in. I also like to see someone do a try not to laugh challenge with these videos.

  • @michikatsu8417
    @michikatsu8417 2 года назад +8

    The Thumbnail Tho... 💀💀

  • @shinobukochou5134
    @shinobukochou5134 2 года назад +5

    Can we just appreciate the work that Java went through for this video. I wanna say... Thank you Java for keeping us entertained.

  • @brianyismymiddlename1566
    @brianyismymiddlename1566 Год назад +2

    Sucrose is my favourite character - whenever someone asks me why, I will direct them to this video and her translated description 😂

  • @suki708
    @suki708 2 года назад +4

    this is basically trying to understand a child

  • @BellBOYd128
    @BellBOYd128 2 года назад +5

    I mean, I’ve heard of Madam Ping, but have you heard of the much hotter Madam Pine?

  • @rainerfrickanisce2485
    @rainerfrickanisce2485 2 года назад +6

    My only critique is the fact that "stead" is pronounced "Sted" not "steed." This was an absolute riot, though! I hope we'll see more of this as more characters appear! Or maybe just of major NPCs?

  • @Pxre54
    @Pxre54 2 года назад +3

    Im rolling, crying, face plaming, dying, laughing, at the same time right now for a straight 18 minutes

  • @itzshayshay
    @itzshayshay 2 года назад +5

    WATER MAGNETS LMAO

  • @xerves_
    @xerves_ 2 года назад +4

    As a Bulgarian, I'm so unused to hearing my own language mentioned anywhere! Especially it being mentioned by my favourite youtubers ahah. Good video as always, Java :)

    • @MT-dn4tu
      @MT-dn4tu 2 года назад +1

      That's exactly how I feel about my language - Welsh!

  • @rikkatakanashi3380
    @rikkatakanashi3380 2 года назад +1

    I was waiting for this for so long

  • @heyna1185
    @heyna1185 2 года назад

    I honestly love this series! It‘s a shame it‘s not as popular as Your other content but I hope you make a part three at some point ☺️

  • @Ame_Fan_128
    @Ame_Fan_128 Год назад +1

    You can hear how he’s trying not to laugh. 😂

  • @xiuehe
    @xiuehe 2 года назад +7

    I feel like this is going to be a very... Well, I feel like java is definetly going to go all out. And that's a a good thing🤭

  • @donottrustanyonelol
    @donottrustanyonelol 2 года назад

    Another amazing video java!

  • @thatopyright6469
    @thatopyright6469 2 года назад +1

    “Joe Alcon’s oath should not be taken lightly.”

  • @s3lf1shmachinez
    @s3lf1shmachinez 2 года назад +1

    "he loves this beautiful monkey"

  • @chaeri10
    @chaeri10 2 года назад +1

    this series is soo chaotic...BUT GOOD chaotic XD
    brought to you by the cookies and cream army

  • @precious_shun
    @precious_shun 2 года назад +3

    I would love to have your opinion on each mistranslate after you finished reading them out

  • @heyna1185
    @heyna1185 2 года назад +1

    “Don‘t worry, the forest will not take you out of the city“ sounds like something from Welcome to Nightvale 🤣

  • @stefanoraz27
    @stefanoraz27 2 месяца назад

    we need a part three

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Год назад +1

    “hot deciduous women”
    *looks at a tree* ah yes that’s the stuff

  • @Anadorablekiwi
    @Anadorablekiwi 2 года назад

    Oh my gosh i DIED laughing at Zhongli’s, that was amazing 😂🤣🤣 his was my face by far, although they all were great 🤣 great video as always!

  • @ihavenodogs
    @ihavenodogs 2 года назад

    it’s HERE

  • @tazthehuman2539
    @tazthehuman2539 2 года назад +2

    why do some of the translations sound like someones watching me and "knows my weaknesses"

  • @Yunanarts
    @Yunanarts 2 года назад +1

    I tried this with some lines about Paimon and used random languages and got “piemon is breakfast food, yeah?”

  • @fane6154
    @fane6154 2 года назад +1

    I choked on my orange drink TwT

  • @raicap4198
    @raicap4198 2 года назад +1

    I’m loving it !

  • @supercyan6360
    @supercyan6360 2 года назад +1

    This is like that meme where the kid cannot say what he wants to say.

  • @YourCeeCeeDuelist
    @YourCeeCeeDuelist Год назад

    Thoma, The MC's & Zhongli's have to be my favorite

  • @wtfisthisthing
    @wtfisthisthing Год назад

    "He does something and sees"
    Mona is just like me fr

  • @Rivwe
    @Rivwe 2 года назад

    "he is a bastard and a good person" me ngl

  • @stefanoraz27
    @stefanoraz27 2 месяца назад +1

    Ito? - Hermit. Evil officer of Shmatsven. Secretive.
    Mona - Astrologer. Study astronomy with water magnets. Psychic.
    Ningguang - Passionate and passionate woman. Became a teacher. Some kind of mafia boss.
    Noel - professional, professional Batman. Has problem with work though?
    Kiki - a pharmacy employee zombie, forgetful, has a Czech accent.
    Barak - has two lightings. the island dog and the average dog. Hard, wild, and sometimes ruthless leader. A tsundere.
    Raiser/Razer - generally a good man, delusional. Androgynist. Likes to play Volunom.
    Rosario - “Safe” mysterious and beautiful woman with a wonderful spiritual soul. Hardworker
    Kokumi - owner of Vatsumi Island. member of military council. Irresponsible.
    Sayu - hates his growth because he believes that dreams fill all industries and support growth.
    Cinnamon - is the son of a bad family. a chained psychopath.
    Sucrose - Loves juicy trials. Has asthma.
    Tartarus/Tatalia - A pagan sociologist, bloody and aggressive warriors. Kills gamers.
    Thomas - Parental issues.
    Navigator - respectful, humble, beautiful, lady and loves hot bipolar women. An atheist.
    Fenti - rude, ruthless, fast talking. Guitarist. Likes peonies with a good reputation.
    Xianlin - Prankster, enjoys eating.
    Xiao - Suffer from constant karma. Leave dead by his partner, Yacha. Does not engage in murders.
    Xinjiang - well educated, partly an actor. Hates his family but reunites anyway.
    Cinian Lieu - spreads rock music across the country. Loves playing with an editor. Has no formal music education and inexperienced.
    Taisha - A gonji. Becomes a famous storyteller. Barely smiles. Likes to deceive people.
    Zhang Bei - does not pain attention to his pain. Strongest and very talkative.
    Yumia - A Hindu, loyal to family business.
    Jinyun - A renownder director, playwright and singer. Loves a beautiful monkey. Elegant and sophisticated. A drunkard.
    Zhongli - Is a bastard and a good person. Known as Silver who studies history and culture of Lee Geo Archan. Spent weeks at the original temple.

  • @thegochibot7-shujun193
    @thegochibot7-shujun193 2 года назад +1

    Series Idea:only elemental damage

  • @Sacky_The_Artist
    @Sacky_The_Artist 2 года назад +3

    Hahahahah i havent watched part one but after seeing this i have to

  • @voodoo_child1124
    @voodoo_child1124 2 года назад +1

    Lex Stone the Joe Alcon

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 2 года назад +9

    The Traveler is into hot deciduous women i see

  • @sweetmissmira
    @sweetmissmira 2 года назад +2

    These are so funny lmao

  • @Milos__-
    @Milos__- 2 года назад

    30 seconds in and I here swedish?
    great video btw!

  • @tigerwolfpip
    @tigerwolfpip 2 года назад +1

    From genshin to jenshin now kenshin

  • @asgdfhomjuzjntbz123
    @asgdfhomjuzjntbz123 Год назад

    Dang, it's monday. Gotta go fight Andrew.

  • @sreerra1904
    @sreerra1904 2 года назад

    10:29 LET ME IN ON THOSE JUICY TRIALS

  • @alyssabenjamin
    @alyssabenjamin 2 года назад +2

    I love google translations so much xD

  • @Yiujin-Kun
    @Yiujin-Kun 2 года назад

    Thoma is living in our world. Going to see "Flash"

  • @nunkss
    @nunkss 2 года назад +1

    I'm dying with raiden's one 😭

  • @wtfisthisthing
    @wtfisthisthing Год назад

    11:44 *if you can fight slowly, you can fight quickly*

  • @peiwzn
    @peiwzn 2 года назад +1

    google translate is the fall of genshin names

  • @Digitalfootprintpolice
    @Digitalfootprintpolice 2 года назад

    This will be very interesting

  • @AshAndHarvey
    @AshAndHarvey 3 месяца назад

    I tried this and Furina built the Hoover dam for some reason.

  • @spacebreon5911
    @spacebreon5911 Год назад

    This feels like a game of telephone 😅

  • @The_Sisters_79
    @The_Sisters_79 2 года назад +1

    "And he loveed hot, dedicuous women"

  • @imaginebreaker4455
    @imaginebreaker4455 2 года назад +2

    I see your traveller's name is still Xade :)

  • @dendroslime69420
    @dendroslime69420 2 года назад +2

    Czech accent , Oh dear barbatos

  • @arlecchinosfeetfungus6403
    @arlecchinosfeetfungus6403 2 года назад

    Nice thumbnail 😎😎