Google Translate Sings: "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic
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I never knew I could be so moved by someone singing about their bowels.
This is the most beautiful kind of bowel movement.
gut wrenching
bowel warming
on pour! on pour!
ikr
Ray Sampang omg ikr 😂😂😂😂😂
Ray Sampang ikr
"We are in my heart.
And I will be in my bowels"
That is ART
+
Gamefan1353 what does that mean?
I like to think that this song could be played during a commercial for a digestive medicine.
I participated without accessing anything ;-;
She also says that it's terrible and she hears sounds in there. See what has happened is she's trapped inside of her own bowels and her bowels are trapped inside of her heart. She wants her true love to "open the door" and free her from the "terrible". Maybe if he used the remote....
LOL
"I participated without accessing anything"
Me in school projects
I'm dead 😂
And when you're forced to participate in a school program 😂
Story of my life 😂😂😂
At least you participate 🌝 yes it is I that kid that is to “busy” to even participate in an project
Edit: ok no that’s not me I’m that quiet kid in class that only does it cause ik the consequences T^T why was the sandal ever invented
🤣🤣
Malinda's Face expressions always make this thousands times better! 😂
So true! 😂
Your right
Ikr I'm literally dead from these videos 🤣🤣
Yes
this
Oh how annoying it is when the remote is far across the distance and you are too lazy to get it
Also; you and your voice are beautiful!! :)
i hate it when i'm in my bowels, it's not far from boring
Ira Schreurs ikr! google translate understands what we feel💛
Ira Schreurs If you listen hard enough, you can actually hear the beautiful story of a proud owner of an universal remote control, who is watching TV first and cant change the channel because it is to far away, cant open a door and cant get food out of the fridge, but finally gets it and controls his State/country. Very emotional love-hate relationsship.
videoluver7 i havent finalised the plot yet, since the artist (google translate) isn't very descriptive and leaves questions open for us to answer. Give me about two or three more listens to this cover by GT to get every part. The bowel part I interpreted as hunger and anger of the protagonist.
"Far away from distance" = "Remote"
Sounds legit. It's always too far away
This is the awful reality.
LittleSingingDragon Well, that's where the remote usually is.
I play sso too...........
Can someone please explain what exactly is this translated from
Troy Absin I've exactly the same question.
Beethoven? why not Bach?
Johann Sebastian Bach lol i laghed at this one
Dina Amjad teehee 😜
Johann Sebastian Bach I used to listen to Beethoven when I used to study physics.. it helped alot in concentrating
Tiki80 yeah it does.
Tiki80 why don't you listen to me
Students: Can't we just use Google translate, why do we need to learn a second language
The Teacher:
The world would make less sense but be 100x funnier... I see this as an absolute win
When i read this she sang :not here
Thats what every teacher says to ur question XD
Google Translate became an insult in my French class. My teacher would say you are speaking Google translate or what Google translate is this!
@@blessedcocoa5729 ikr....
The teacher: this video is the vary reason we cant use Google translate in class....
"And my heart will go on and on" = "And I will be in my bowels" Google Translate comes through once more!
She's singing about what she saw on DeviantArt
it certainly came through something
Olivia Rachel The way to anyone's heart is through their bowels.
This is stupid
Alain Muradian your parents are stupid for bringing yo to this world
"I believe my heart will last. I really hope so."
Same, Malinda
"The heat", you say ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Hahaha I'm such an idiot, I'll edit it
Same 3. I am doing all I can to not die in a heart attack like the rest of my family. :p
"Remember, even when I'm far away, I will always be in your-"
"Heart?"
"No your bowels. I will always be in your bowels."
xDD
With an excessive amount of lube.
Well the ancient Greeks believed that human emotions resided in the liver. 😂
two things I think that are the best
1: lyrics
2: her voice
3. Her facial expressions!
@@krisg6480 so true 😁
4. Her ability to keep her expression & voice steady
@@Lakhshamana She's so much better than Celine it's not even funny. I can't listen to the original anymore compared to this. Far as I'm concerned this is the authentic version.
5: The bowels 😂😂
“Unlock the door” *google translate has seen titanic, and it wasn’t happy*
The fact that her voice is legit incredibly beautiful just makes this even funnier
Scrofar ikr
P3-4 KONG TZING ENN Funny part it's actually true...
Scrofar i legit lmaoed at bethoven lol
I was going to say that!!!!!!!!!
so unbelievably true!
This way of singing really complements your voice. I do not only keep listening to this because the lyrics are funny, but also because of how great your voice is in this song
Animiles Hi by
Same
sex
Animiles im the 1000'th like
yeah because the notes are too high to reach
Celine Dion: what are you doing today?
Me: oh I'm just escaping my bowles.
Ha ha ha
Bowels*
Severe indigestion
it happens
Oh gosh, this is the most amount of likes ive ever had tysm
*Lyrics: "You're here..."*
*Google: "NOT HERE"*
Also directly after:
*Lyrics: "There is nothing I fear"
*Google: "Terrible"
Google basically just spoiled Titanic. XD
“Every night in my painting Cream, I’m agradable to you, Beethoven!” 🤣🤣🤣
Bae-thoven
Lars's Wig yes 😂
Clara J Ew, a necrophile!
"I PARTICIPATED WITHOUT ACCESSING ANYTHING."
Sounds like someone is a gate crasher on a party. 😂
That's exactly what i thought! xDD
The 3rd Dan Black Belt lol I read this as soon as it came on
That's what Jack did to get to the Titanic.
Moral of the story:
go home Google Translate, you're drunk
You've had too many glasses of vodka ha ha ha #thats me
dont believe google at all
I know that word 😂
😭🤣
Ha it’s “get off this boat google translate you’re drunk
M̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶ *ANd I WiLL bE In mY bOWeLs*
Just Nataliex LOL!
Poetic
What's bowels?
@@slaybutton1692 poop
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is possible the most beautiful song you've ever sang, the choral arrangement was just fantastic
Jack Davison hi
Jack Davison I agree. Idk, just love this song. :]
"I participated without accessing anything" sounds like she's taking an online college class. lol!
When the smart guys of your class take you into their group
"I participated without accessing anything"
veggiet2009 oh ... was the internet not working?
Everyone who gets roped into those online surveys for a free phone
Well, that's happening this year lol
Yep that’s me 😂
*"And my heart will go on and on"*
- boring
- overused metaphor for heart
- reminds you of a cheesy romance film
*"And I will be in my bowels"*
- inventive
- reminds you that other organs are equally important as the heart
- mysterious, can be interpreted in multiple ways
- Google translate approved
Wow. Good observation.
Underrated!
What is inventive?
@@TheDeathLove looking at today's generation, you might have used Google, but inventive: having the ability to create or design new things or to think originally. Happy to help, your welcome.☺️
Also, if you're not old enough to know the meaning of inventive, you're not old enough to be watching stuff on RUclips. Just consider that please. And thank you.
I love the awkward parts were there is no text😂
Yutti 123 true!
Me when I saw this after using google translate for my french final exam:
Oh-
Geethika Yadlapati 😂😂
Ahaha, so what did you get of that? :D Especially with French, which is such a tricky language!
And i oop-
@@clementwymiens7955 Hey ! I'm french and my language is not a *have 12 in my french final exam* .... nevermind
Actuellement oui. Avec l'immigration et le système éducatif qui baisse toujours plus le niveau pour inclure les moins bons. Mais il y a encore 30 ou 40 ans, la langue française couramment parlée était de toute beauté. Il suffit de voir les archives INA, et les livres écrits d'avant, et les films avec des comédiens exceptionnels, avec cette âme française. Cette France que tout le monde veut revoir. La vraie France.
1:56 "I participated without accessing anything."
Sounds like that one slacker in a group project,
Anisia Omg, yes. -.- I hate them.... xD
YESSS
Sugar Sweet I am so offended because I am that one xD
me
Anisia i
Main singer: I believe my heart will last
Background singers: I really hope so
LOL
Larena Abdon her name is Malinda, not to be rude tho
@@izzynero9067 oh okay thanks
@@izzynero9067 Since her name wasn't even the main topic, it kinda sounds rude to correct someone in this case. Malinda does the main voice & also the background vocals, it would look weird, if the other guy wrote:
"Malinda: I believe my heart will last
background singers (also Malinda btw): I really hope so"
it's correct the way the other guy wrote it, while her name really is Malinda, it doesn't matter here (not to be rude tho).
I'm a girl not a guy
No one really talk about how FRIGGIN GOOD she sounds omg
Yes she does!
On my screen, the people above and below you. And only those two people.
so far every vid ive watched has people talking about her voice -_-
@@skytanjunhanmontfortss3924 BECAUSE IT’S INCREDIBLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!¡
@@robbymounce5764 i mean yea but its always the exact same stuff. Its just "oMg No oNE tAlKes aBouT hoW goOd hEr vOice is!"
I usually cry when hearing this.
I'm still crying. Tears of laughter.
edit: i now know this as that one comment i got 2.5k likes on
Μe to
I was crying every second of the movie
SHSL Danganronpa Fangirl lol same
Sameee
🤣🤣🤣
Her singing these nonsensical lyrics in such a beautiful and melodious voice makes this even funnier.
I know 😂😂😂😂😂
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@@jillbaker2 fail
Mintinnit o
indranath Chatterjee You stole Scrofar’s comment on this video which said a very similar message with 4K likes, I’d suggest you shouldn’t steal other people’s comments for likes.
"And spaces between us."
"And there was a gap, between us."
I mean... Same thing just worded different.
This song will be forever in my bowels. Thanks for these awesome videos, they're hilarious
Annefleur Schipper I
"We are in my heart and in my bowels"
"I will escape my bowles"
"In my heart numerous times"
Guys, I think this is about endoparasitic worms migrating around the host body.
Help can't breathe
LMAO!
No it's about 💩
I'm just gonna sip my coffee while I'm checking the commPFFFFTTTTTTTSSSBWAHAHHAHAH
Oooh yeah, super romantic.
"BlazBlue can touch time"
Not only does GT know of this game, but it also knows what it's about. It fit perfectly.
Then the clamtiy thigers are Jack and Rosa if Matt Pat's video is true about Titanic
"and I will be in my bowels" and "terrible" had me dying 😂😂
Shanie Park ikr
Shane Park
And Beethoven
Nelly Rivas yes my cute little mochi 💕😊
Ugh annoying ass army 🙄🙄
I was eating when I heard the lyrics.
"Wherever you are..."
"Not far from boring..."
Wow, Google Translate just BURNED her!
i showed you *awkward silence*
RevivalButera off! Lol
RevivalButera LOL.
REVIVALBUTERA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
MarcMashups ACTUALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
RevivalButera IDEK BUT IM STILL SHOOK TO SEE YOU HERE
The epic hair flip at 2:17 always kills me :') Malinda's got such an amazing sense of comedic timing; these videos would probably get a bit old after a while if it wasn't for her reactions and constant straight-faced adding of small ridiculous things like the remote. The Plagues is a good example of that, with the completely out of the left field 'laughs at a carrot--haha!', 'please don't sing anything into this pie' and 'I'm having a rave at my place' while rocking out amongst many others.
And then of course she has to have a genuinely brilliant voice because god truly does have favourites, but I'll let this one slide because these videos never fail to cheer me up ♥
How to recommend Titanic:
'Check it out, if you have a heart valve.'
Half-Life.
Technically that's correct. The heart indeed does have valves, check valves to be precise.
@@janne_kekalainen Semi-lunar valves ; atriventricular valves (bicuspid and tricuspid)
I'm shocked practically nobody pointed out the "too soon?" part. That was gold right there.
I, saw that part when it came up but i did not know what comments were so yeah
When? I cant find it...
Winnie Faller If you pause at 2:46-2:47, it’s somewhere in those time stamps
To be honest: I don´t get it. Would you please be so kind and explain that joke? Thank you.
@@Fuchsschwester Ich denke mal es geht darum, dass es nicht zu früh ist darüber Witze zu machen. Darum das "too soon". Vielleicht versteh ich das aber auch falsch :D
Can we talk about how beautiful you are and how your voice is amazing ? ❤
Manel Lockser ikr! People mainly focus on her words ( which is the main point of the video, lol) but her voice is incredible and I love the way she could harmonize like that!
Manel Lockser yes we can
I also love that even though she is so pretty, she is not afraid to make silly faces xD
The like os 666 Lol
She is natural. And that's one of the many reasons I love her videos so much :)
The “unlock the door” thing was hilarious 😂
Yep but the actual song is sad
I'm know
,you're so right
😂😂😂
Too soon!
😂
I didn’t understand it
Person:"I hate life lol you feel me?"
Me: "Beethoven,Man"
Person: "????????"
No One the face in your profile is basically the face i use when i see a taco near by
I will never stop using that from now xDxD you made my day man
No One iii
No One 😂😂😂😂
Off, yes, check it out. ;)
I really want you to sing the original, your voice is incredible!
YES! PLEASE!!!!
Me too
So do i
Yessss
please PLEASEEEEEEEE
2:34 "I really hope so"" I am
dying XDDDD
Mato OTAM Me too, haha
1:50 is lit
Mato OTAM lol
the "off" "yes" "check it out" part sounded like a boomer telling gamer to stop playing and go outside
I guess this is why my teacher says not to use google translate for French
same hahah
actually works pretty well LOL
What's funny is Celine Dion (the singer of the song) Is french canadian
I feel like I should say this, translate actually works if you know how to use it like if you know how sentence structure changes in different languages then it’s fine
But we all secretly do anyway
I'm honestly surprised "Everything is Awesome" hasn't been done yet. The lyrics are already pretty random, Google could make it chaotic.
OMG YES
Diana Draker, holy crap, that would be fuckin' hilarious to hear, especially with Malinda's voice because she would make it epic! We've gotta get some kind of movement going for her to do that song! Thanx for literally echoing my thoughts!
That would be totally amazing
***** That is awesome! No pun intended...
Yeah, very _awesome._
" And I will be in my bowels "
Holy crap. I laughed my head off lol lmao 😂😂😂
"My bowels"
"Holy CRAP":
Hermione Granger same
When i saw rhis comment and read it i looked up and the part where it said that played XDD
of all the things it could have translated to! XD
Hermione you're supposed to be working at MOM rn. I'm telling Ron.
3:30 is the most incredible note she sang, check it out.
"Far across the distance"
REMOTE
so accurate google hahaha
Remote is a word for far away and desolate.
3:32 Goosebumps! I'm in love with her voice and singing technique!! She could easily be a star in a musical or produce her own music.
I think she does star in musicals
Her other channel is MALINDA, and she makes covers for songs, and has her own album.
She's amazing I actually think her singing is better than the originals.
"Off, yes, check it out."
"Not here. Terrible!"
Those parts made me laugh so hard. XD
Rui-Tei90 Same hahahaha
Bahahahahaha ha me too 😂😂😂
Your brain was....
I get this is for comedy and all, but I mainly focused on her voice.
Man, I would call this song, "Escape my Bowels."
My Greatest Sin BAHAHAHHA
The bowels aka. Intestines digest to the anus
My Greatest Sin AHAHAHAHAHA
that hair flick tho
“Too soon?” - it’s been 107 years.
And yet still too soon, give it another 100. Then we'll check back in
XD
@@raishea2460 actually I think 300 will Suffice
@@aaronheroes8485 the dinosaur extinction is still too soon so...
"Man this Titan submersible must be expensive. How do you control it?"
0:39
fgrdmrsfdlkojmrsdkogj erwsii
"You're here"= Not here
"There's nothing I fear"= Terrible
You had one job Google Translate!
gudia Smart just one job, and google messed it up 😂😂😂😂
those blank moments are hilarious 😂😂😂 And "off... yes..." HAHAHAHA
"And I will be in my bowels!"
I was dieing!!
Emma Bravi *dying :)
aside from jokes, the girl's voice is extremely beautiful
I swear, her voice is amazing, yet her comedy is ON-FLEEK ;)
"We will always maintain this state to escape in my bowels."
I'm deceased. 😂😂
Good
I already died at “And I will be in my bowels” 🤣🤣
@@eisaatana96q3
K9u 0.7b7i6n6ujo2rw1w g47fiir7oorit65tii4
0:43 'far across the distance' turns to 'remote' too true
Other girls: *Burst into tears when hearing this song or watching the movie*
Malinda: aNd I wIlL bE iN mY bOwElS
I have never cried watching the movie and the movie just confuses my younger brother...
@@dlphnlvr25 I didn't cry while watching Titanic either
Last one then I am going to bed, I swear.
Steve Cheetah That's exactly what I was just thinking!
Steve Cheetah OMG same!!
Steve W how many times have been saying this?
Same😂😂
Same, I was awake until one in the morning
Can you do a cover of this? Like no translate, just regular lyrics? Your voice is so pretty!
I thought this was the original lyrics
slate0 um-
@@slate0 REALLY???
@@slate0 seriously, dude? Seriously? With all the bowel stuff?
agni gupta I _think_ he might be making a joke.
I enjoy Malinda's videos for two reasons: the comical value and her beautiful voice.
"BlazBlue can touch time"
ESSENTIALLY THE PLOT TO THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE!
Also what matpat thinks Jack is and that he cosed the titanic to sinke by saving Rosa to stop More people from dyeing in the future
@@davidalicea6705 Jack had to die
Jack wanted to die
"I feel you" --> "Beethoven". Close enough.
OjansChannel And i used to trust Google Translate to help me with my spanish homework :/
Ode to Joy
@Clara J ummm okayyy.......
set
This version is far more romantic than the original, come on
Pff yeah... :/
NEW SONG RELEASE
Malinda Kathleen Reese - I will be in my bowels.
April 28,2017
They should make live concerts LOL
My bowels will go on
+omri cohen 😂😂
Whenever I listen to original song I keep remembering this translated song. Her singing gets stuck in my head and I can't remember real song lyrics.
"Unlock the door!"
(Scene from Titanic with people locked in)
Too soon?
I would say over a hunded years is more than enough time. :-D
one year later its still too soon.
"Remote."
Me: **dies**
Edit: Holy shit 705 likes thank you ;^;
Lizzie Shadow when's the funeral
Jamie Bolton shhhh
Mark Micallef I'm not sure but I heard there will be couscous.
Lol Hi Wow. I never knew remotes were murderers.
*convulses wile cackling like a witch*
2:45 *UNLOCK THE DAMN DOOR YOU MOLDY BAGUETTE*
- hey so i’m back in 2021 and i’m dying at these comments
Yes,hahahaha
LET THEM OUT!!!!!
Meghan Stanton yeah I actually don,t remember if he opened the door
😭
Jens Erik Jelstrom jack and his mates pulled a bench from the floor and launched it twice at the gates untill it opened, the old bastard got punched in the face. it was a pretty damn good scene ngl.
*”We always make progress in my life”*
Sounds like me in any group project
Her facial expressions give me life
Tbh I want to hear her sing the actual version of this so g
Wtf Tyler yes she has such a good voice
I'll touch you
What does tbh stand for?
to be honest
PetLover1903 Thank you!
"To escape in my bowels"😂😂😂😂
best. verse. EVER.
It's proved:
Google translate has a weird addiction to bowels.
Yes...
I feel you=Beethoven
Google translate logic😂
_i feel you beethoven!!!!_
I love her face reactions 😂😂😂😂
Jane Fonda Same LOL
"I participated without accessing anything"
me in a marathon
“I participated without accessing anything!”
- Me in zoom calls for school
"And I will be in my bowels" LOL oh my how gross 😷😂
Brittany Wright I read that when she sang that part xD
Brittany Wright I think Google translate loves Biology most of the songs have Bio stuff eg heart,system,liver, now its bowels😂😂
Muhammad Afiq Wow that's funny 😂😂
And physically impossible, too.
But that's also why I like it. It makes no sense.
The lyrics is weird, but can we talk about how amazing your voice just is??😍❤
I am curious as to how Google Translate brought Beethoven into this. 😂
Never try to understand Google translate it will jut give you a head ache, ot tranlsated giggle to couscous in another of her songs. :-D
Francois Robberts that's the part of Google translate you question
@Clara J Yeah, he's the Bae-thoven
Hahahahahaha i thinking too
*GT:* "blazblue can touch time"
*Me:* ah, i see you're a translator of culture
Oh yes time traveling and messed up timeline.
Punch it Ragna
thank you time traveling Blazblue characters are what i need
Now I'm imagining Taokaka going through time, admiring the "meat buns" of more than just Litchi.
@@KitsuneYojimbo because of the fanche girls Jack dose to Rosa and youske from Parson 4 if p4 arena is to believe he would like because it is just like nuses
Google translate is desperately trying get rid of it's ex...Evidence?
"Wherever you are" ..."Not far from boring"
"You're here"...."Not here"
Google Translate puts "boring" in odd places. I took "Money For Nothing" into Somali and back, and it translated, "I should have learned to play the guitar. I should have learned to play them drums." into "I would like to learn ghetto
I would like to learn boring games." But then, "Look at that mama -- she got it sticking in the camera!" got turned into "Look at her website and put it in a camera"
Am I the only that laughed hysterically at around 3:10 "TERRIBLE"
I did too 😂
It was hilarious!!
I snorted Diet Pepsi and sprayed my monitor.
gary higgins Good Job. 👏
gary higgins I'm just getting a kick out of these comments. XD
This is a very interesting concept😀 I love your expressions of how you sing the lyrics. It really makes it funny
Hey, Malinda. This will probably get very sentimental haha, but I just wanted to let you know how much these videos have helped me. A few years ago I was in the darkest place I have ever been, mentally. Everything felt hopeless and bleak - your videos gave me an escape. They were one of the only things that could make me smile (and laugh hysterically) and I am so incredibly grateful for that. I genuinely don’t know what I would have done without them.
I’m a little sad you’re no longer making these as they were some of the funniest and most original on RUclips, but I’m also really happy to see how far you’ve come as a creator and that you’re making content you’re passionate about again. You’re so talented and deserve all the success you’re getting. I doubt you see this, but once again - thank you.
I'm glad I'm not the only one coming back to these!
I’m glad your feeling better
"we always make progress in my life"
"we will always maintain this state"
R u secretly a political leader?
I think that portion of the lyrics were partially translated by Kim Jong-un.
ESCAPE MY BOWEL !! xD xD xD xD How did she get in her own bowel ?! xD xD
She was fucking herself
BlazBlue can touch time
And the last one is incredible
I participated without accessing anything
Malinda pirates Japanese fighting games confirmed.
GoDoFcRaP42 hahah XD
I actually love BlazBlue 😂
GoDoFcRaP42 funny part is that blazblue is all about time
All the talk about bowels, no wonder why Jack would rather freeze to death than share the door with Rose
Hahahahah!!
Because itll be to heavy peopleee!
Lol ikr
how could she sing it without laughing 😂😂😂
Quỳnh Vũ Amazing ME
I wonder that to everytime. With all the songs.
Tried a few hundred times
I bet she does off camera
Quỳnh Vũ Amazing ME TRUE THOUGH
She's probably an actor. I've been in drama class before and I know how it's like.
2:00 "Love like I loved you" Woah. That's...seriously deep, google...
2:52 "And I will be in my bowels"... ... ...Nevermind.
Anyway, a great song from Malinda! What a great voice! 'til the next time, stay bowel-y.